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strangeironaf · 7 months
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Natasha: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Loki: I sleep with a knife. Tony: Both of you are pathetic. Natasha: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Tony: Stephen.
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funnyincorrectmcu · 4 years
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Tony: *sings* I just want you for my own. Stephen: *sings in the same tune* Please leave me the fuck alone.
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stxphxn-strange · 4 years
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Stephen: husband
Tony: good morning wizard
Tony: by the way, when i call you “wizard” i only picture the winter warlock from the Santa Claus is Coming to Town movie
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redcea · 5 years
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Spider-man Far From Home Trailer 2:22
Flash: he's no Spider-Man
Mj: what is it with you and Spider-Man
Flash: he protects the neighborhood and he has a really dope suit
Peter:*walks in*
Flash: sup dickwad
Peter:*gives him a thumbs up*
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artist!stephen, pre-accident and post accident. how does his engineer/robotics boyfriend, tony, interact/help/console him? :00
Stephen was definitely a pretentious artist
But he also painted a very-heartfelt picture of Tony, happy and relaxed in the workshop, which Tony genuinely loves
He put it in the living room, positioned perfectly so that it’s the first thing people see when they come in
If you don’t mention it, Tony will
But after his accident, Stephen can’t paint anymore
And he hates it
He can’t even stand to talk about it anymore. Tony had to box up all of his old work so that it wouldn’t upset him. He kept them in storage, hoping he’d be able to put them back up one day
Tony tried to talk to him about it once, but it just lead to an argument. He let it go
It was only after he went to Kamar-Taj that Stephen felt like he could try painting again
It was different from before. There was no one to impress, and his hands would never be the same
He keeps going nonetheless 
When he sees Tony again, he gives him the first thing he painted since the accident
Tony puts it in the place of honor
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marvelousnerd48 · 3 years
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So I'm not that good at starting anything so I'm gonna get a few things straight (hahah bi)
I'm gonna say this in the kindest way possible, if you are homophobic or do not like/don't feel comfortable pls do not give me any hate cause I do not like to take any shit.
Constructive criticism is welcome.
I'm also gonna Post the stories I've written on wattpad (user name naomiplayz48). I also take request for fics.
I'm a multishipper so I'm comfortable with many ships like parkner, spideypool (comics. I do not ship him with the MCU one it just feels wrong and makes me uncomfortable) PARKSBORN (my main OTP) spideyfist, Interwebs, ironhusbands, ironstrage, winterfalcon, stucky, thundershield,shuriMj,ironpanther, hawksilver, spideychelle and clint x Scott. As you can see all of these are of legal age.
I'm also gonna Post my texting stories here.
Cuss words are kinda gonna be frequent so uh sorry about that.
I WILL NOT WRITE ANYTHING THAT CONTAINS SMUT!! it will only be mentioned and with warning. I want my readers to be comfortable.
If you ignore this and request something that I'm not comfortable with I will instantly block you.
Pls read these rules.
I will write Trigger warnings if anything contains angst.
Incorrect quotes and crack-fics are gonna be frequent.
Hope y'all enjoy my content!
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strangeironaf · 7 months
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Stephen: Can I be frank with you guys? Tony: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Peter: Can I still be Peter? America: Shh, let Frank speak.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Tony, seeing Stephen with his third eye: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Stephen: What? No good morning?
Tony: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Tony : Stephen is playing hard to get.
Tony : Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Tony: I made coffee.
Stephen: I don’t want coffee.
Tony: I did not make coffee for you. This is my coffee.
Stephen: Then why are you telling me?
Tony: It is a conversation starter.
Stephen: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Tony: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Peter: I need life advice.
Tony, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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stxphxn-strange · 5 years
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y’all imagine Stephen accidentally introduces himself as Stephen Stark one day because he was thinking about Tony and Tony hears this and is internally swooning into other dimensions
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