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cod-dump · 10 months
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Price, walking into the briefing room: Hey, muppets!
141: Yeah?
Price: Wanna know who we're killing this week?
141: YEAH!
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brokenangelwings22 · 3 months
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Natsu: frankly, I’m tired of everyone saying “stop putting everything in your mouth!”! How else will I know what things taste like?!!
Lucy: what… are you 5?!
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Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes                                   ↳ 138/?
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emmikay · 3 months
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Demeter: Did you break something?
Mungojerrie: I wouldn't say I broke it. I prefer to say IT broke.
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not-the-archivist · 2 years
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Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gays upon this wretched thing. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Scott: Trust me, I know what I’m doing.
Steve: Not even God knows what you’re doing, Scott.
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JVN: if I can hold a hot curling iron for 10 seconds before dropping it does that make me strong or weak?
Antoni: Johnnyyy...please don't.
Karamo: anything doesn't kill you makes you strong.
Tan: weak.
Bobby: a dumbass... *whispers* do itttt.
*Antoni getting up to get an ice pack.*
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icarusisbabygirl · 2 years
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Matthew: There is no ‘I’ in team
Dream: No
Dream: There is an ‘M’ and an ‘E’ though
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ladymiraclewings · 11 months
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Charlie Morningstar: Well, I call it my 'cloffice.'
Vaggie: Uh-huh.
Charlie Morningstar: And it's because I sit in my giant bean bag chair and cry or post.
Vaggie: ...
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 years
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When I’m feeling really fancy, I’ll make popcorn on the stove instead of in the microwave.
Nora Valkyrie
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Seiji: Well, I call it my 'cloffice.'
Hideo: Uh-huh.
Seiji: And it's because I sit in my giant bean bag chair and cry or post.
Hideo: ...
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Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #19
Scott's bathroom reminds me of a skin tag. It's not hurting anything but it doesn't look great.
-Peter Hale, interior decorator.
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cruger2984 · 2 years
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Yuzuru: Bocchama, what does this spell?
Tori: Tragic.
Yuzuru: And who's tragic?
Tori: My dad.
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phantomrose96 · 5 months
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Actually the funniest part of the entire James Somerton debacle is the response his cowriter Nick gave. For context, Hbomberguy talks a bit about Nick as a cowriter, and there is not any strong evidence implicating Nick of also plagiarizing, so Hbomberguy takes the angle of "Nick is probably not (also) responsible for the plagiarism".
Nick's response?
To claim he could not be part of the plagiarism, because he does not read. And does not do research...
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SOURCE: I Fact-Checked The Worst Video Essayist On YouTube - YouTube, video essay by Todd in the Shadows.
The second screen cap is maybe a tongue-in-cheek joke... but bold choice when everyone's eyes are on you to respond to serious allegations. And this screencap doesn't include the other wishy-washy statements, pre-video, from Nick saying to the effect of "I write based on vibes. I come up with an idea and ruminate on it." For research videos. For educational videos about queer history and queer media culture.
Adds flavor to the Todd video, which goes through two-dozen examples of Somerton videos which just claim... provably factually incorrect bullshit.
This guy is a writer. An author. You could not waterboard "I don't read" out of me if I were aiming to launch a writing career.
Beating the plagiarism allegations by confidently asserting you suck too bad to ever get that far.
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emmikay · 2 years
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Rum Tum Tugger:  Are you checking out my ass?
Mistoffelees: No.
Rum Tum Tugger:  Why aren't you?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Yelena: Where are we going today?
Kate: You tell me, you’re driving!
Yelena: I don’t even know where we are.
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