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starfactorycrowley · 2 years
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incorrectwwdits · 2 years
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Guillermo: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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barren-heart · 1 month
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Happy day of stabbing
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Guillermo: *exists*
Laszlo: I Need to Study you like an Insect...
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incorrect-spiderverse · 5 months
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Hobie after knowing Miles for five minutes: "He’s my best friend. He’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy."
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here-comes-the-moose · 5 months
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Gray is Nandor blue is Guillermo.
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yennefer : why did i ask
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sylkithecat · 6 months
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Loki: Incorrect Quotes
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caitlynscat · 1 year
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In Weem’s office probably.
Principal Weems: So how do you like your new roommate?
Wednesday: “She’s my best friend, she’s my pal, she’s my home girl, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time pup.”
Enid: Awww…..I think.
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madseance · 7 months
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Stephen: Tony is not just my husband or my number one fuckbuddy, but also my best friend.
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starfactorycrowley · 2 years
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incorrectwwdits · 2 years
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Guillermo: You're giving me a sticker?
Nandor: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow"!
Guillermo: I'm not a preschooler.
Nandor: Fine, I'll take it back.
Guillermo: I earned this, back off!
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antisocial-cheesepuff · 5 months
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Guillermo: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Nandor: I got distracted halfway through.
Laszlo: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Nadja: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Nandor: I'm looking for someone to have Intercourse with,
Guillermo: Its Me. He just doesn't know it yet.
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wild-flowerhoney · 8 months
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death eaters what we do in the shadows au (which is just. a documentary au if we want to be picky ig)
evan: the dark lord wants to conquer the world, which sounds like a good idea at first.
regulus: but after the first week you just start thinking "why am i doing this?" and there's no good answer really.
barty: yeah, it gets boring FAST.
regulus: of course it's a trap! why would the dark lord want to go on a stroll through muggle london?!
evan: to see how much of it we've conquered! and when he finds out that it's just grimmauld place he's going to kill us!
barty: well if you think he's gonna "QUACK" us then maybe we should "QUACK" him first.
regulus: you want us to "quack" him?
barty: if you think he's gonna do it first then yes!
evan: let's not discuss this any further, someone could hear us.
regulus: also, can he even die?
bellatrix: i heard them plotting to murder you, my lord.
barty: she speaks the bullshit!
regulus: we simply floated the idea, my lord.
bellatrix: you didn't float it, you plotted it!
evan: plotting and floating are very similar, to be fair.
*door slams open, all three scream*
peter: oh- i didn't-
barty: are you happy now, pettigrew? you just scared the shit out of all three of us.
regulus: so you don't knock anymore? hmm? is this the new you?
evan: this fucking guy-
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