#is that the word 💀💀

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them

#post #I forgot what I was typing because my partner made me smile and all thoughts disappeared #why does my partner make me dumb 💀 #I feel like someone in one of those Disney movies when they talk to their crush and their brain malfunctions 😂 #so the words in this post aren’t exactly what I wanted to type but I can’t remember what it was 😂😭 #wlw #wlw blog #wlw post #wlw textpost #wlw sapphic #wlw yearning #useless wlw #sapphic #sapphic blog #sapphic post #sapphic textpost #useless sapphic #sapphic yearning #lesbian #lesbian blog #nblw blog #nblw #wlw pride #lesbian post #useless lesbian #nblw post #nblw textpost

[houseswife]

practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways… #what if we were both the losing dog. what then. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

[lotus-pear]

whatever happens, please don’t break

#god not a fucking DAY goes by where i don’t think of that one interview and this quote #does anybody have it word for word? please? i’ll pay you #literally every single time i think about how kunikida as w character was MADE for dazai. specifically to share his suffering #i actually sob into my hands because that means they were both destined for tragedy together and the long dark road they will walk #will at least not be lonely. because they have each other. they are each other’s light in the darkness. #DO YOU UNDERSTAND #bro the fact that kunikida is painfully aware of the imperfection of the world and how he still continues to fight for his ideals #paralleling dazai who finds humanity beautiful but cannot become attached bc he feels alienated from emotion #THE WAY THEY COULD HELP EACH OTHER????? SICK SICK SICK I AM SICK #i love kunikidazai sm i wish more ppl could see the potential #but some of you aren’t ready for the sheer perfection of their dynamic #also i’ve noticed that i am only capable of drawing dazai properly when it’s with kunikida what’s up with that 💀 #and sorreyy i know their height difference isn’t THAT big but i didn’t realize until i was halfway into the coloring 😔💔 #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws

[thedemises]

. . . SAVE A HORSE, GO ON A RIDE WITH THE COWBOY! featuring boothill!

notes! . . . y'know the phrase, “save a horse, ride the cowboy”? well, I decided to-do something about it with boothill... except it's sfw and more like “save a horse, ride with the cowboy” cuz i dont do nsfw here >:/. god give me acceptance for how boothill is so ooc here- 😭😭 idnk how to write his character properly, and does he even have a horse?? I don't remember seeing a horse when his character and banner got leaked, so let's just pretend he does have one for the sake of K'hailreigh for this plot. 💀

imagine returning the horse boothill had been searching for all day after it got the chance to escape through the tall fences the moment they were opened, his eyes widen at the sight of his companion with you guiding alongside it. normally, his horse wouldn't follow after someone else's orders other than him... and it behaves pretty feisty and rough with people who isn't him.

boothill is relieved to see that his trusty horse hadn't been injured, briefly thanking you as he goes over to fuss over his stallion. you can't help your gaze wandering and examining his figure, in awe of the metallic and cyborg parts of the cowboy in front of you. sure you might've seen people having artificial and metal parts attached to them, but this man right here just plainly looks like a robot if it weren't for his humanly head.

boothill notices you eyeing every inch of him, glancing from the lasso that hangs at his hips to the pistols to his arms and to his legs. he glares a wolfishly smile at you, baring the shark-like teeth that you gaze in short surprise at, and asks in a teasingly tone, “like what you see, darlin'?”, observing how you blink owlishly at him. but then, he's becomes sort of surprised when you nod your head and confirm that—yes, you like his appearance and how the color scheme matches altogether, while indirectly  commenting how he's a good-looking cowboy.

boothill, after his turn of blinking at you, grins and narrows his eyes with an intrigued look in them; amused by you and how you don't seem in the slightest.. nervous or terrified in his presence. you perked the cyborg's interest.

finishing the small talk with the man, you mention that you'll be needing to go somewhere for an errand and boothill takes the opportunity to offer a ride there on his horse—as a thanks for retrieving his horse, taking in your surprised expression with a grin as he ends the sentence with a “darlin'”. he insists, even if you refuse, so you decide that it'll be quicker to go in a horse ride with the cowboy than rather walking by foot as you were given no other choice.

with boothill's assistance, you were boosted onto the horse and instructed by him to hold on as he looks back at you, flashing a toothy grin and a finger tilting his hat just slightly for a short moment before you and him rode off towards where you were needed to be at with his horse. startled by the increasing speed his horse was going, you instinctively grasp onto the cyborg cowboy's built body in order to not fall off during the ride accidentally—boothill grins at your expression, his laughter going with the wind, “better hol' on tight for now, sweetheart. this'll be a rough ride! i'll get ya to where yer headin' in no time!”

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#thedemises; honkai star rail #thedemises; writing #honkai star rail #boothill #boothill hsr #boothill x reader #sfw #mihoyo #hoyolab #hsr #boothill likers don't hate on me for this pls- I just thought it'd be nice to write something for boothill cuz I guess he's cool and stuff- #his design is so cool btw and i love how his eyes are designed!!! #cyborgs and cowboys are cool as hell #but i still made boothill ooc cuz it feels like I DID- I do NOT know much about his character 💀💀 #other than the fact that any swear or vurglar word he says is replaced with some kinda compliment that definitely doesn't match and #anr confuses others #hsr writing #sfw writing #“save a horse ride a cowboy” but its sfw #more like “save a horse go on a ride with a cowboy” like #a HORSE ride- NOT that kinda ride cuz >:/ no nsfw. not on my blog. >:/ #cowboy #cyborg

[sun-marie]

LRB but I'm replaying BG3 and Gale being on the knife's edge of Wholesome/"Dirty" is what makes him soo interesting to me. Like this is a man who, in two different versions of the same scene, can either sweetly and gently make love to your tav in a typical setting which transitions to a tasteful fade-to-black, or brings your tav's spirit along for a transcendent experience where he literally duplicates part of himself so he can have more parts to touch their parts in some crazy astral-soup sky world. And both are treated like valid expressions of his love!! Like the range they allowed him to express, he's not one or the other, he's both

#sorry it's 4 in the morning and i literally don't think I've ever encountered a character like Gale Dekarios #so i'm not articulating this as coherently as I'd like but you get the idea #there's other examples not relating to his romance throughout the game but his romance is what strikes me most #i think it's also why a lot of Hozier songs fit really well with him #it's that “my love for you is so powerful that it transcends words so we fuck nasty style” vibe #bg3 #marie speaks #gale of waterdeep #edit: not me spotting a typo after this post has already circulated.... #i meant LRB as in “last reblog” and not LBR as in “let's be real” 💀

[boinky-spoinky]

This ship is so underrated and I found myself a Number #1 fan 💖

#craftycorn x dogday #dogday x craftycorn #craftyday #dogday #dogday fanart #craftycorn #craftycorn fanart #✨​I probably will make ship art of Bobby and Catnap 👀✨ #soon but now now honestly I have another 200 word essay for homework 💀 #again not a big fan of sleepyday or whatever the fuck the ship name is 💀💀 #between Dogday and catnap 💀💀 #poppy playtime chapter three #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime 3 #smiling critters #smiling critters fanart #fanart #✨art tag✨

[spiiiiiral]

i cant get over his stupid fucking smile.

#gyutaro #gyutaro shabana #gyutaro x reader #kny #kny x reader #gyutaro shabana x reader #kny gyutaro #gyutaro oh my god #shabana siblings #demon slayer gyutaro #he looks so dorky #anyway im at 16k words now #i cant go a day without either : looking at him or cursing out daki #i hate daki #ume > daki #gyutaro lowkey wrong for doing that w/ ume lmao 💀. #hes still hot tho

[harrowharksoup]

It should be illegal to put sentences like these in the same book and every day I thank Tamsyn for my life 😭

#tlt ruined my life so here’s a post that will ruin your day 💀 #sometimes u reread a book and it’s not as good as u remembered #and sometimes u reread a book for the 4th time and dive right off the cliff of insanity bc words like THESE exist 😭😭 #gideon the ninth spoilers #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #griddlehark #tlt quotes #fen.op

[lilacpaperbird]

I constantly forget google is actually not the supernatural wiki. spn brainrot and its consequences

#wdym I have to add the word “supernatural” to my search ?? #as if there was something else to life besides supernatural #⚝ #💀

[emry-stars-art]

I don’t think I fully realized how funny the word ‘toddler’ is until I’m coming up with a mer equivalent. Baby mers don’t toddle. They probably like… wobble. Little wobbler sharkyards. Just babies

#Watch this not even be what ‘toddler’ is derived from #whatever #we need a word for it regardless #shark aaron explaining to his twin #(who knows almost nothing about specifically shark/basking shark needs/etc bc Not Raised By Sharks) #that the reason he can’t sleep properly is bc he wasn’t carried as a wobbler #it’s not his fault #and Andrew finally letting aaron carry him around even now that they’re grown #is making me EMOTIONAL #but. wobbler #💀💀 #i love worldbuilding #not art sorry guys #mer au

[lewisinho]

yeah this is the difference; the reigning world champion is happy and satisfied when he remains unchallenged and even wants it while since fucking forever lewis has banged on about wanting closer racing because winning a tighter championship battle or even just winning a close race against another car is what he always found more satisfying and fulfilling (also what the fuck is solo racing 💀)

#i wonder how max’s words will be taken #probably hailed because he can’t be wrong or smth #jeez the state of this sport 💀 #lewis hamilton #belgian gp 2023

[jukupatka]

yeah we get it bojan

#joker out #käärijä #bojan cvjetićanin #sorry it’s just funny to me how much he uses the word ’bro’ when talking about käärijä 💀 #my post

[paratoxicii]

we as a community don't talk abt the mischaracterization of armin enough in fanfic bc there is no way u are making him speak ganglish and make him a pothead that is a khakis wearing bible study church boy who feeds birds at the park and cries at dawn commercials like actually get tf outtt 😭

#in armin smut SPESIFICALLY THERE IS THIS ISSUE #like im sorry his ass would speak with perfect grammar 💀 #his ass would be like 'heh actually the contextual meaning of this word-' get naked NOW! #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #snk #snk armin #aot armin #armin aot #armin snk #armin arlert #armin x reader #armin smut

[atlanticsea]

seeing people say that ted shouldn't have left england because he has his "found family" there whereas he only has henry in kansas and that he's gonna be miserable is so wild to me. did we watch the same show. man was having breakdowns and panic attacks about being away from his kid he was NOT happy in england he was always going to go back to kansas 😭😭😭 "well henry could have moved to england" if you feel more empathy for a grown ass man who very much DID live in kansas for the first 40+ years of his life than for a kid who would have to leave his friends and family and start living in a different country with a completely different school system and who would either not see his mom regularly OR have the most insane split custody arrangement then i think you lack perspective about what is important for a child's stability 😭😭 like be for real

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #henry lasso #michelle lasso #'he doesn't have a home in kansas' he was a premier league coach he can find a place to stay instantly 💀💀💀 #also some of yall need the word found family to be taken away. sometimes friendship is fine to say u know #it IS wild that beard would stay though and i hate that the show kept making a joke out of beard and jane's relationship #again. feels like they immensely dropped the ball here esp considering they want to be The Mental Health Show #beard was given immense depth in beard after dark and the poof! gone lmao #anyways #nourpost

[helcef]

whiteboard and magma doodles

the venn diagram of cod and ghost bc enjoyers is often just a circle

ft. my friend making observations (if ur unfortunately looking at this hi)

#art #artists on tumblr #call of duty #cod fanart #the band ghost #rain ghoul #swiss ghoul #nameless ghouls #ghost bc #doodle #ghost band fanart #korangi #digital art #ignore the random polish words i was practicing spelling 💀 #the silly and fruity nature of the ghouls have captivated me #im not immune to masked men i fear #cerberulix art tag #whiteboard fox

[knightfuryvawannabee]

You can’t tell me I’m wrong

#knight does stuff #spiderverse #across the Spiderverse #peter porker #peter benjamin parker #spidernoir #spiderman noir #spider ham #spider doesn’t even look like a damn word now 💀