#it didn't!! omg it didn't!!

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

one of the funniest things about Light Yagami is that he is So aware of himself and So invested in Not Being Perceived As Strange that he has no real grasp on what an actual human interaction should look like. he knows what a Perfect interaction should look like, sure; he knows how to appear effortlessly charming and how to assuage suspicion, but the issue with that is that he reacts to really stressful and bizarre situations in an unnaturally prim and proper way, and then somehow can't understand why that makes him look even weirder. like. okay. this man with the darkest eyebags you've Ever seen and ever Will see walks up to you during your college entrance ceremony and says, "yeah, I'm L. best detective in the world." and Light goes through seven Completely Understandable And Normal Reactions in his head before he settles on, "y'know what would be the normal thing to do here? to completely fabricate my reaction so that I seem as disengeuous at possible! I can't have this guy think that I learned how to interact with other human beings from anywhere else but PBS KIDS! I have to react like Chief Yagami's totally normal son would!!" and like, that's all good and well, but if you were Actually Normal and not the weirdest person on planet earth, you'd have probably looked at the little cryptid and said, "uhm, actually I think that you're a filthy liar and also you dress stupid. why do you exist in greyscale."

#like it's just deeply funny that he reacted like most people would in his head & then went 'and now let's not show any of that outwardly!' #'this'll make me look So So Normal' #it didn't!! omg it didn't!! #I'm gonna re-watch Death Note again I think #and ALSOOOO!! L is far more socially competent than people give him credit for. #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #anime #cloey talks dn #mine

[evilvarric666-archive]

That thing people do with female characters where they like, in their attempts to compensate for the unfairly negative way that female characters are often treated by fandoms they end up overshooting and just making them Too Good and flawless and endlessly caring and loving and patient and incapable of doing or being wrong and just removing everything that's distinctive about the character, making her completely flat & forgettable & uninteresting, because they don't want to say anything about her or depict her doing anything that might possibly be interpreted negatively.

#i didn't communicate this very well. you know what i mean. #the precious cinnamon roll girl power omg queen thing.

[lovely-v]

I do genuinely believe that the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (and arguably the Zelda franchise as a whole, though i myself have played literally none of these games) is closer to fitting the description of ‘Tolkien-esque Fantasy’ than most other movies/shows/games/books etc that claim that label

Like, compare this post by tumblr user wufflesvetinari, which makes an important point about Tolkien’s worldbuilding, and also lives in my head rent free:

and then these quotes from Jacob Geller’s “Every Zelda is the Darkest Zelda”

and his conclusions about the messages in Zelda games are thematically very similar to the through-lines about friendship and love in LOTR, and what a lot of authors miss about what makes a fantasy story personal and memorable:

“A world without joy and humor isn’t a compelling world to fight for” is exactly why there are so many pieces of fantasy media out there that just feel like carbon copies of each other (i’ve seen many posts that explain this better than I can though I can’t find any specific ones at the moment, just know that I didn’t invent this thesis). You’ve got the cool swords, you’ve got the wizards and the spells and the battles, but first and foremost you need the LOVE.

#veesaysthings #thanks for attending my ted talk on this day #lord of the rings #tolkien #the legend of zelda #breath of the wild #again i've never played a zelda game in my life but Jacob Geller's video stuck with my like nothing else #i was hoping he'd draw parallels bc I was like omg! this is literally tolkien-esque! in the most literal non-corrupted sense of that phrase! #but he didn't bring it up (to my knowledge) so i'm doing it right here right now #long post

[saradiation]

HAPPY 413! 🎂

#EDIT: If you saw me mess Jade's space sign no you didn't #omg 🫣 #fixed it ^^'' #(let it be a lesson that I shouldn't draw late at night ) #it might still be a little early for some of you but it's officially April 13th here! #have fun today! :D #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #beta kids #god tier #homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #413 #my art #sketches

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 118

Everyone is freaking out. The titan tower was broken into, no signs of who it was, and Tim- Robin- is missing. There’s blood on the walls, taunting them, implying that Tim is going through agony, and they can’t deal with another dead Robin, they can’t- 

Meanwhile Tim is bemused, maybe a little concussed because that would explain things maybe, as he’s found himself in a living room full of books and there’s a pair of kids too? One is straight up adoption bait- wait no there’s three, with two of them being adoption bait and the third being a redhead. There’s a trio of small children there already playing by the couch he’s been bundled into. 

Where the heck is his mask- or his bo staff or any of his supplies- is that the fucking Red Hood?! No, couldn’t be, must be the concussion, because why would the Red Hood be feeding him a bowl of soup?

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxdc #Jason found lil tiny fenton siblings before he started some of his attacks #Pit latched on just as much as he did #He's a broody halfa whose ghost logic is that Tim is also his baby now #Baby took/shares his Name so therefor is part of his Fright #Is Jason a tad feral? Maybe #Are the rest of them twice as feral? #Oh definitely #Tim might have a concussion and is very confused because last thing he saw was red #Don't worry he didn't get beat up #The blood was a mixture of human and animal #The Pit when Jason is thrown in: Omg a baby #The Pit: My baby now let's go make sure you're healthy by scaring the humans and havin fights #Jason: *confused halfa noises* #Jason: I am an adult but also baby but not too baby to not adopt these smaller babies #De-aged Fenton siblings with only bursts of memories: Yeah that seems about right #Concussed Tim: But I already avoided adoption before.... :(

[demonbabes-art]

So,, I watched Nerdy Prudes Must Die 👀👀👀

(Edit: Tumblr destroyed the quality of my drawing but !!!)

#omg I love it #starkid #npmd #starkid npmd #npmd spoilers #npmd fanart #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #nerdy prudes must die #my art #art #fan art #doodle #artists on tumblr #digital art #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lautski #joey richter #mariah rose faith

[earlgodwin]

I don't want Naples yet. I want my sister.

#here you go anon <3 #cesare's sprint sent me into orbit! they love each other so much that they didn't gave a damn about her husband i'm yelling #they're also so gorgeous omg i wish cesare had that hair in s2 as well because he looked awful rip #cesare borgia #lucrezia borgia #cesare x lucrezia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #romancegifs #perioddramasource #smallscreensource #dailyworldcinema #cinemapix #tvedit #perioddramacentral #userlenna #tuseraixa #usercleveris #by jen

[cowardlycowboys]

#omg kiera no one cares #tmi #taylor told me to make it so i did and once again i share with my tumblrinas #hit me up for your meme needs I'm super good at it #posting separately for diana #she didn't ask but she's my now fiancée so <3

[konigsblog]

stepbrother könig thots... :3

tw: stepcest, dubcon/noncon, manipulation, coercion, toxic relationship!

photo by @str6ngled <3

☆‧₊˚.

stepbrother könig is such a cruel man. he doesn't care for your feelings and only views you as a punching bag, and a little toy to play and rile up. of course, you're upset by this. and könig absolutely adores your nativity and sensitivity, how easily you are to coerce, how easy it is to sway your opinion. and he has so much power on you; with his age, rank in the military, knowledge, ect...

so when you're nervous to take him, or unwilling to because ‘he's your stepbro’, he decides that instead of pleading with a dumb thing like you, he'll manipulate you before taking it anyways. if you're a virgin — a smart, obedient girl at college — könig will absolutely corrupt you!! he'll make sure that the only thing on your mind is the feeling and force of his thick, lengthy cock pressing against your cervix and the way his fingers rub and stroke your clit over and over again ‘til you're a sobbing, wet mess. with sticky thighs and cum caked onto them, he mutters out words that leave your head feeling fuzzy.

his abuse is torture, lasting hours ‘til you're gaping and gasping for air.

“now, let's not act like i don't have the right to take my precious step sister's virginity... i know you love it-- look at that dumb look on your stupid face, little mouse. if you actually cared--fuck-!-- about me, you'd care for my needs that come with my sick desires--ja, hush...”

the way his pulsing, leaking cock moves in and out between your swollen folds absolutely drives him crazy. he adores the connection he thinks it builds, not knowing how you squirm and treble when he's near. you're so weak and something about being able to abuse his stature and height against you is rotting his mind.

“meine gute schwester.”

#tw: stepcest #tw: dubcon #tw: noncon #you guys didn't see this #omg where did my clothes go? THAT'S CRAZY... #könig #könig call of duty #konig call of duty #konig mw2 #cod #call of duty

[cozylittleartblog]

a little Postlet. . because i Miss them

#deltarune #queen #rouxls kaard #lancer #art #doodles #comic #rouxls is a leetol different. for fun :) idk i drew him like that and i didn't hate it #Twelve Percent More On Model Than Usual #i have lil bits of dialogue scrawled down everywhere and i found that second one i thought it was funny #i have so many drawings and doodles and entire posts that ive started. that i just don't finish for so me reason #no energy. why do i have the energy to start them and go 'omg this is gonna be IT ill TOTALLY FINISH THIS' #and then i don't lol. why don't i just finish something instead of starting something else #its da adhd babey!!!! #anyway thats why this post is small #normally i sit and over-analyze things before i post them. are all the layers on. did i forget anything. does anything is badly drawn. etc #i'm not doing that. i am scheduling this for atime when i am asleep and it will be posted by the time i wake up #and whatever is in the art is what is posted. it is what it is.

[laviethepooh]

by jerukin on twt!

#lavie.exe #kaveh and i share the same braincell #the confidence when he said noino 😭😭 #i didn't realize how well the tiktok fit these two #kavetham #or is it #haiveh #I LOVE THIS OP #THEY DREW WANDERER IN NEWJEANS OMG DRIP #alhaitham #genshin impact #kaveh

[ctlyrt]

side by side

#my art #kh #kingdom hearts #sora #riku #kingdom hearts 2 #kh2 fanart #redraw of a scene in the ddd intro :) #i missed drawing them!! #apparently its soriku week too omg i didn't even know

[fossett]

When I am skeptical of a woman/girl labeling herself as asexual, I'm doing it from a feminist perspective.

How many times have we read of women saying some brainwashed bullshit along the lines of "Orgasming during sex isn't important to me, the special part is feeling close to my partner!" Or the whole conservative woman thing about "wifely duties" where sex is seen as maintenance of the relationship instead of something you enjoy together.

Women are taught by society that our pleasure and autonomy isn't a part of the bigger picture. The increased usage of the asexual label is an attempt to cope with that flawed sentiment instead of fighting it, in addition to women just plain not being attracted to people who don't enhance their lives.

Many of the women who call themselves asexual actually mean celibate (or wish they could be celibate), but that word carries baggage that they understandably don't want. If we want the word "asexual" to have meaning, it's important to focus on telling women that their pleasure DOES matter and it's okay to have standards that no one is meeting.

#asexual #celibate #feminism #i didn't say asexuality doesnt exist omg

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

#this is a real thing that happened #i then waited in an exam room for another hour until a doctor was similarly dismissive until he saw it #and then just gave me antibacterial cream which didn't help the swelling lol #it went away on its own like 4 weeks later #but that's like not the fun part of this story #i was just like. suddenly in the middle of someone else's work drama and GIRL #btw found this extremely funny #edit in the tags: oh ! i thought they were native to NE !!! ???? omg #i mean a real doctor really saw the wound and said ''brown recluse'' so i assumed he was right i never googled it #i lived on a mattress on the floor in a house of people who were always travelling #so like i guess it could have been ANY spider??? #omg..... #the way this rocked my whole world

[forgettable-au]

What do we think? I think he's like the coolest scientist to ever science

HEY HAPPY 2000 FOLLOWERS‼️HOW DID THAT HAPPEN SO QUICK?????

I'm genuinely so shocked about that I'm so so glad you're all enjoying this AU so far hehehe:D

Also I just made the 1000 followers celebration post like a month ago or something??wow

Here's the guy ‼️‼️ I wanted to practice drawing him quickly and in different poses. I think I achieved that, all this was made with just the lasso fill tool it was soooo fun and I loved not being worried about details just SHAPE

ALL SHAPE (and colors)

#I AM SO GLAD I HAD THIS DRAWING SAVED ON MY PHONE ALREADY #I wanted to make a proper 2000 followers celebration drawing but got to 2000 too fast and didn't get the chance #so I'm just using this one drawing because I think it looks cool #he's so fun to draw #sometimes #sometimes he's so so hard to draw #especially from behind ahskajsskjs #man I thought about his design so much while making him #cyan/aqua/light blue with a greenish tint/teal is a very hard color to work with omg-- #and I have to stick with it because of the reverse color pallete thing Im doing but omg it's a hard color I should have just gone with #the color everyone always chooses for Gaster #purple #but I mean #the teal kinda makes him fit in with the CORE aesthetic so it fits #wait I think I'm rambling a lot in these tags #anyways let's cut to the actual tags #forgettable-au #undertale au #papyrus!gaster #papyrus is gaster #undertale #papyrus #gaster #undertale fanart

[akicklineisinevitable]

WAIT WAIT WAIT. THE FUCKING "THIS IS THE BRIDGE WHERE WE GLOBALISE EVERYTHING" LINE FROM TGWDLM. PAUL'S WITNESS PROTECTION NAME IS BEN BRIDGES. ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS HOW DID I ONLY JUST NOTICE THAT

#IM GOIG INSANE #GIRL HELP THE IMPLICATIONS ARE IMPLICATING #sorry. normal again #anyway i knew the line had the double meaning of like. the bridge of a song and the bridge between hatchetfield and clivesdale #but omg it's also about infected!paul. he's the bridge. who globalises everything #good for him <3 #originals #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetfield musicals #hatchetfield series #hatchetfield universe #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #paul matthews #infected!paul #hatchetfield meta