small quick and terrible callmara (this is dedicated to the three people who ship callmara i’ll feed yall, you content starved mfers)
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ya know, i get it, everyone makes mistakes, but i’m getting pretty sick of cis people treating messing up my pronouns as a “oh teehee, whoopsie! my bad!” kind of screw-up when i’ve been out for nearly a year now and am, at this point, regularly in mixed groups with people who didn’t know me pre-transition and read me as a cis man. so, in this political climate, publicly misgendering me and then following that up with “OH SORRY, I’M TRYING MY BEST HAHA,” at best makes things extremely awkward for me and, at worst, makes them dangerous. try fucking harder.
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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
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(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks
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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O
it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”
the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997
it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)
two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama
and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio
edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.
i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes
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If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.
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Somebody ate a hole in the flour.
Any idea who it could be?
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to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be
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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod
literally everyone else’s view of percy:
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when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.
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