#it's aryll time bitch

[novantinuum]

*wheezes*

yeah i'm in that real "fuck everything else, write OC shit" mood

#link? #nah #it's aryll time bitch #jen rambles

[merriclo]

I want to know your LU headcanons!

ohHO i will absolutely tell you tysm for asking!! i’ve been wanting to talk abt them for ages but just never got around to it ig ahjdkcka

Time’s actually like 32 and is just really committed to the bit of being ancient

Sky is horrific at making new friends. he grew up with the same small group of people, so he never learned how to make friends with complete strangers because there simply wasn’t the need to. so, when he first starts traveling with the chain, he makes little wooden charms for them because he isn’t entirely sure how else to get close with them. Zelda always enjoyed his woodcarvings, so maybe they will too??

as a result, the entire chain has little trinkets made by Sky. on Legend’s bag there’s charms hanging off the straps, and Twilight wears his as necklaces (both because it looks cool as fuck and it helps the shadow crystal stand out less). yes Wind has specifically commissioned him to make something for Aryll

yeah yeah bunny Legend but consider: the mermaid suit (which I like to think is more of a curse bc get fished pink man <3) giving him some marine animal qualities as well. no matter what tho that bitch is an Ariel kinnie, they’re collecting all the shiny shit they can find

Sky is obsessed with doing puzzles the Right and Proper way, meanwhile Wild cheeses absolutely everything he can

Wind believes in all of those classic pirate superstitions

the witches in Legend’s era adore him. Grandma Syrup dotes on him, Maple is like a teasing older sister, and Irene is like a teasing younger sister. this is where he learned most of his magic skills from, and he takes all potentially enchanted or cursed items to them to check out. he’ll never admit it, but Legend finds lots of comfort in all of them, as they’re one of the few people who’ve stayed in his life this long.

Wild’s a pretty good medic!! during his adventure, he very quickly realized how dangerous infection is, so they learned about a lot of home remedies and medicinal herbs, as well as how to tend to a wound from other travelers at stables and inns. he didn’t really get a choice in learning, considering how he probably got stung or bit by painful insects or accidentally brushed up against painful plants a lot during the early days of their adventure, and thus showed up to stables covered in rashes and hives and such, causing every decent person in the area to flock to them and try to help. their Hyrule is very sweet, okay?

they’re not the only one who’s well acquainted with medicinal herbs, though! while I think all of them would have a basic understanding, Time, Hyrule, Warriors, and Wind would know a lot. dw i’m elaborating

Time quite literally grew up in the forest, was raised by a tree, and had actual forest spirits for siblings—he knows his plants. he and Saria would peel willow bark and collect dandelions together

I like to think that Hyrule being half-fae makes him very sensitive to all magic-based auras, including that of plants, so they’re very good at picking out the healing herbs, even if they’re not quite sure what they’re called

listen ok hear me out about Warriors. young Time was appalled that he knew jackshit about nature and forcefully taught him. also, before modern medicine, medicinal plants were used all the fucking time on the battle field. yarrow, an herb that stops bleeding and prevents infection, is called soldiers’ woundwort because of this. i mention this because he was probably concerned about the health and safety of his troops, so he learned what the medics were doing and using.

Wind grew up on a small, tight-knit island, realistically they would’ve had to have learned how to use the things around them to their fullest advantage. that being said, his knowledge is sort of useless outside of his own era, aside from what he was taught in the war. ok i’m done talking about medicinal herbs now i promise sorry it’s a hobby of mine ahhsjdka

Legend’s terrified of dogs. in Link’s Awakening, the dogs are literally balls on chains with huge mouths full of sharp teeth (basically just Chain Chomps). if you want to get angsty with it: it comes from guard dogs being sent after him on his first adventure. he became a lot less scared to more he spent time with BowBow (the ball and chain dog) but, when he woke up, he got the belief that he could only be safe around a dog in his dreams. he’s pretty damn uncomfortable around Wolfie at first, but after lots of time and learning to trust Twilight, he’s able to slowly overcome his fear. sort of. mostly just with Wolfie. he still hates staying at stables in Wild’s Hyrule.

if Wild doesn’t want to explain/source something he’ll just say it came to him via divine intervention. Sky believes it every single time

I was thinking about Legend’s story a while ago and realized it was kind of similar to Joan of Arc’s so take that as you will. idk if this even counts as a headcanon but i’m putting it here

Warriors and Twilight are really close friends because they both understand the struggles of wrangling dirt worshipping nature freaks. anytime Twilight (lovingly) complains about Wild, Wars will counter with whatever asinine feral child antics young Time got up to and suddenly Twi will feel very blessed and lucky

whenever Four sees someone with their hair in a high ponytail he subconsciously thinks they’re very smart and respectable because Dot always wears her hair in a high ponytail

Hyrule is completely fine with not sleeping on a bedroll. they like the dirt, actually. let them sleep in the dirt.

Legend uses apples in his red potions, both to increase their potency and to make them taste better. he also learned how to enchant apples to be healing on their own so sometimes when someone’s hurt he’ll just shove an apple in their face

uhh so ik this is a lot but this isn’t even close to of all my headcanons so yeah there’s that lmao

#i saved y’all from my angstier headcanons btw. and also my magic system headcanons. be grateful /lh #i also restricted myself from telling y’all the queer headcanons bc there’s so many ppl posting theirs rn that i don’t rlly feel the need to #i have so many thoughts abt these guys it’s almost humiliating #linked universe #lu #linkeduniverse #lu headcanons #linked universe headcanons #sorry for any typos or if things are worded weirdly i ran out of my adhd meds and also lost my glasses so #i’m trying my best ok #ALSO AGAIN TY STORMY FOR ASKING <333 #i do rlly appreciate it tyyy <3

[thelegendofmik]

Shoe HC's for the Chain bc why tf not lmao

Legend

CONVERSE BITCH THRU AND THRU.

He exclusively wears converse.

He has a pair that Ravio embroidered cute designs on for him.

He has a pair that has been absolutely vandalised to hell and back.

Warriors

VANS

He has so many pairs of vans its actually not funny

(its giving straight skater boi vibes sorry wars u bi queen)

in formal scenarios he wears oxfords. Because he is a pretentious bitch (but we love him for it)

Time

He has a single pair of high quality, custom made leather boots that can be used for everything.

Except they make that click-clacky sound when walking on the ranch's hardwood floors and Malon hates it

So when he's at home he putters around in Malon's slippers (she deliberately buys them several sizes too big so that Time can wear them)

Twilight

He too, has a singular pair of boots but they are closer to cowboy boots than anything.

His however, do not make the clicky sound that Time's do (Malon: honey, why don't you have a quieter pair like Twi's? / Time: the clicking is a sign of authority, thank you very much!)

Hyrule

DOC MARTENS BITCH

He has the classic docs that he wears until they are literally unwearable. And then he covers them in duct tape and wears them for like another year until he is convinced to get a new pair.

When he does get a new pair, he doesn't stop complaining about how much of a bitch they are to break in.

Wind

Tetra bought him a pair of Nike TN's.

He only wears them so he doesn't offend Tetra (he is unaware of it but he is down bad for her)

Aryll thinks they're hilarious and will take every opportunity to make fun of her brother.

TN's aside, he would wear regular sneakers. Nothing too fancy.

Four

CROCS

Four wears crocs. I don't know why, its just the vibe

The colours have their own colour coordinated pairs

The different charms they have are incredibly telling about their individual personalities

Red wears his with socks.

Green is indifferent to socks.

Blue and Vio are violently against crocs and socks.

Minish Four wears gumboots. Teeny tiny Minish-sized gumboots.

Sky

BIRKS

He would totally wear Birkenstocks

Him, Sun, and Groose have matching pairs

He has lost several shoes while riding Crimson (Birks are NOT practical loftwing-riding shoes)

Wild

SHOES ARE A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

If he has to wear them, he would wear thongs (flip-flops for the americans out there).

Flora can wrangle him into boots once in a blood moon.

#im a wheelchair user so i never have to deal with breaking in docs its fucking amazing #i am a crocs with socks girly if you disagree then ur wrong lol #tloz #the legend of zelda #zelda #linked universe #lu wild #lu wind #lu four #lu twilight #lu legend #lu time #lu hyrule #lu sky #lu warriors #link #lu ravio #linked maze #ageless soul au #bonus links #loz au #legend of zelda au #zelda headcanon

[majorproblems77]

Hi all! Bonus links updated! Which means I am back to ramble about it! :D

Hello hello!! :D

Hope you are all having a wonderful day (And if not maybe some rambling can make it better!) Bonus links is back with Homesick part 5.

I LOVE THIS COMIC

Nuff said :D

Im kidding, but im also not kidding. This comic is wonderful and always so well done! I love it sm, also mandatory Loft my beloved, because he is the bestest boy in the worlds.

For the important stuff! All art belongs to @bonus-links and the artist @ezdotjpg. Please go and look at their other stuff too! And I once again thank you for letting me do these.

You can find a link to the comic here!!! Please go and give the original post some love!

Now, Grab a drink, and some popcorn cause I am about to take you on a journey. Mainly a rambling journey, but a journey nonetheless!

Let's do this!

Loft.... Loft are you remembering the same trip I am cause you looked horrified. Im sure he kinda had fun eventually but I remember the shenanigans.

Wake is just happy to be here.

And poor wolf. He Frow up! (This made me cackle so much thank you)

Wake really do be :3 Gives me cat vibes.

I love how expressive he is. He's so proud of himself.

Oh my god, these two deserve the literal world I love them so damn much okay.

(Is this analysis just gonna be me hyping about all of these guys for 30 minutes. Probably, but that's what you signed up for so.... :D )

Okay okay okay

So, Aryll has a joy pendant and this gives me joy, did wake give to her from his adventure? That makes me so happy.

And Tetra! Holy hell she looks so cool! Badass bitch over here and I am here for it.

Also, just to check, Thats Linebecks jacket, right? The one he wore in phantom hourglass. I dont remember seeing him give it to Tetra at any point in time. So, how is it she's come across it?

I assume it's just he gave it to her at one point and she wears it as a sign of respect?

Ohno.... OH NO

Tetra looks like she is about to kill Ganondorf all over again, Also also, the background behind Tetra. Protective mode activated.

This one, I am loving how it looks like water. I was literally screaming, though, you get that feeling you recognise something? It's something Something about the water.

I'll be back...

(Investigates)

OHHHHHHHHHH

ITS FROM THE GANON PICTURE, ITS FROM THE GANON PICTURE. FROM THE UPDATE THEY MET WAKE.

THIS ONE

(From Homesick pt3 - link here!)

Also the shadows? The way the light comes up from below her rather than above her at this point. The final fight had this in the final stages. A nice detail.

This is the face of fear

Help him

Man is about to get killed, tetra is to be feared and I love her.

Also

I THOUGHT THE EYEPATCH WAS A FASHION STATEMENT WHAT HAPPENED. WAKE ARE YOU OKAY?

She has a point. Stabbing Ganondorf in the head is what caused him to turn to stone, so for all she knows Ganondorf could be walking around right now causing havoc.

And how, casual Wake is about it is probably not helping.

I love how protective of Gran Gran Tetra is, (as she should be Gran Gran is wonderful) and she has a point Wake like the hell why are you bringing in shenanigans on your poor Gran Gran's birthday.

HE

LOFT BELOVED

TRULY THE MASTER OF STANDING IN ALL TIMELINES I LOVE HIM A HEALTHY AMOUNT

okay im done

Yeah, Wake go and see your Gran Gran. Can't believe you are late so rude to Gran Gran.

Also him tucking the windwaker in the back of his belt, a nice touch!

Also, I know it's not meant to be a lil face, but I can't unsee the lil face on Tetras cheek. It's so angry and sad and I love it.

Tetra's inner demon is just as mad as she is

Oh my god I love Gran Gran so much

She is actually beloved because she's so sweet! And Wake loves his gran so much I just ahhhhhh

I love them

His little squishy face oh bless him.

Linebeck, Linebeck please, he's lowkey their uncle. Look at how disappointed Wake and Aryll look.

Gran Gran you look wonderful.

Oh they all got towels thats so sweet

Also I am loving the backgrounds, the inside of Gran Gran's House is just wonderful.

So here is some of the stuff I've spotted, which from my understanding come from a mix of Windwaker and Phantom hourglass.

Yahaha! You found him! :D

What I believe is the Town flower? I think that's right.

A Ruto crown I believe!

They went ice skating and thats adorable

Look at this boy

How could you not love him?

Cause I do

Loft my beloved

Me figuring out if this is saying Lie to my gran or Dont lie to my gran because of that hand.

Pretty sure it's Lie to my Gran. But I think it's funnier if it's, Dont lie to my gran.

Take it as you will

Loft using Groose, he looks so nervous I love him,

Wolf picking Rusl makes me so happy. Man is a hometown kid.

Slate, the sweet darling boy. I love all of them very much. Also, with that smug face, he 100% knew what he was doing.

This is the look of a man who likes you because his grandmother approves of you.

Also, I think I would literally die for Gran Gran i love her to pieces and if anything happens to her I will go on a rampage, (Affectionally, with a tub of ice cream)

This update was wholesome I loved it. AND THOSE BACKGROUNDS YES.

Background appreciation time

Look at the detail on the boat!

Even out of focus the fact that you can see the blades of long grass or the hatching on the window.

(ALso look at how sweet my blorbo is Loft beloved)

I just love how much detail is in the house or on the tree to the right hand side here.

And the little flowers just outside I see you. so cute!

Now inside the House is just so incredible looking.

The small details on the blanket on the bed, or the pictures on the wall. The fact that you can make out what they are at this distance is just so cool okay.

Again, the details on the items on the shelf, or in the flowers in the top right-hand corner.

It's just incredible how detailed stuff is and I love it.

Love it so much!

Okay thats my rambles done for another update. Thanks for following along!

I hope you have a great day! :D

#bonus links #bonus link analysis #comic analysis with major #ramble corner with major #bonus loft #bonus wake #bonus wolf #bonus slate #Loft my beloved #Wake my beloved #:D #bonus tetra #bonus gram gram #gram gram the beloved #bonus linebeck #bonus aryll #major yells about the fact that her blorbo is here? #more likely than you think #Let me know what you think!!!! #this comic brings me joy

[science-lings]

what’s some of your favorite loz/Lu fics of all time? :)

Most of my favorite LU fics are here

but what you guys may not know is that I'm also a big fan of botw and modern au Zelink fics, however, take heed, most of these get a little spicy

Like Real People Do by ScarlettStorm: one of the best post-botw fics out there, lots of pining, I absolutely adore how Link's experience with Gender is portrayed, how he and Zelda are both treated as equally traumatized, as sometimes it feels like there's always one troubled one and one caregiver and I can get that for shorter fics but this one is long and beautifully balanced in that aspect. It also gets real horny at the end and in my opinion, it's very tasteful.

Alone With You by @deiliamedlini: honestly this author has a bunch of bangers, I'm waiting for their pirate au to finish so I can binge it all and I reread their Zelink oneshot collection all the time, this one is their modern high school au where Link is kind of a bad boy who is secretly Fucked Up, and Zelda is a popular girl and surprise surprise, they both get along really well. Normally I hate anything that reminds me of high school but this is the only exception. I love how previous characters are included, like how Link knows ASL bc he's friends with Pipit who is deaf and how Revali is a bitch and I still want to strangle him. Also big sister Aryll is a treasure and this fic does such a good job portraying Link's mental struggles and PTSD and how Zelda is being neglected and I'm also a big fan of the overarching plot of medical issues and trauma.

The Calamity of Link's Cargo Shorts by @zeldaseyebrows: I don't understand how someone can make smut so funny and so focused on Zelda's own self-hatred. Seriously though, there's a lot to love with this fic and I adore Zelda's pov. Sometimes you have to have sex before opening up emotionally and that's okay. Also, it's a modern au too, I just realized how many of these are modern aus.

Strangers in the Night by @zeldaelmo: Another modern au, this time Zelda has a kid from a ons with Link and he doesn't know about it for a bit, I just love Link being a dad and how they both work for a museum and there's just something about the courtroom scene that makes me want to reread it over and over again. Sometimes it's hit or miss with family ocs but Tetra is my favorite zelink child ever. All the fics on this list are ones I reread a lot but this one is the one I'm currently rereading bc it's been a few months lol. I love the domestic but also a little dysfunctional vibes, it's definitely not the normal romcom type of thing but I think I like this more.

K.K. Love Song by @airplanned: Again, modern au, pandemic edition. This one in particular has a certain unexplainable soft vibe, like there's some long-distance, Animal Crossing online romance and idk why I like it so much, I guess I was one of the suckers that got pulled in by new horizons when it came out so there's some strange kind of covid nostalgia and it's nice to see how a functional government would deal with the pandemic. Also, Link's grandma is a treasure and there's something sweet about crown princess Zelda meeting some guy on animal crossing and accidentally making him a public figure by dating him. Honestly, this author has a lot of great fics that I reread a lot lmao.

Farore's Day and Windvane Lane by Jenseits_der_Sterne: modern thanksgiving au, Zelda is a quirky scientist single mom and Link is her neighbor. I love Link being a nerd and Zelda being a bit of a disaster. Like she accidentally almost blows up her kitchen and he's just looking on with heart-eyes, after helping her put out the fires of course.

tbh, I'm probably not the best person to go for fic recs as I just find a few really good ones and then reread them till the end of time and rely on other people to recommend me things to read lmao, I hope this was at least a little helpful anyway.

#i really hope none of these authors mind being tagged #honestly i could probably go on by I'm on a time limit #i should probably read more though #im not great at finding diamonds in the rough I'm not great at searching for fics #I just reread the same ones over and over again #ask andromeda #fic recs #zelink #loz fic recs #for an aspec i really do love these little elves falling in love #i just realized that only one of these isn't a modern au #i genuinely didn't know that i read so many modern aus...

[chaosfantasmic]

LINKS FANFIC INTRODUCTION IS HERE!!!😲😲😲😲😲👉*your gay*

well y'all polled it out, and here you. (Also if this is bad I'm sorry I'd pay for your therapy but I'm broke so🤷)

....

Oh of all times to get dumped into a new hyrule THIS was it? They had just been in the captains era and there were hoards of monsters as usual, what was up with that why the hell did he need so many? But point is, at the end of the fight wind had a VERY FUCKING BAD concussion, some bitchey bokoblin socked him the head, yknow but Hyrule would just give him a little red potion and he'd be alright the next morning. But NOOOOOO hylia had to be a fat fucking bitch and open a portal FROM UNDER THEM!? Ok that's inconvenient but at least they were all together, wrong, very shitting wrong, it just so happens that the very badly injured one (im talking about wind) did not come with them, so now they were in god knows what era, with no idea where wind is or weather or not he's still ALIVE, and worse of all it was NIGHTIME, so they couldn't go looking for him, which meant they were forced to set up camp while there injured brother was off somewhere in this place (cause god this hyrule was HUGE, like even wild agreed it was BIG), so yea, it wasn't looking to great.

.....

(WIND POV CHANGE WOOSH WOOSH TRANSITION TRANSITION😲🖕)

Where am I? Why is it....so..dark? Oh, it's nightime. What happened why-, oh yea, I remember now we were in wars hyrule fighting all the damn monsters there, and I got...hit..in the head with a bat..and I got a concussion and then a portal opened up and I'm here.

When the sailor sat upright his head immediately started throbbing like crazy, he clutched his head and groaned

"Annnd there's the concussion." Wind cursed

He grumbled, did he really have to get dropped all alone in the woods of god knows where at night, with a concussion might he add.

The forest was pitch black, either that or he was starting to hallucinate, the only sound was the hum of the crickets and the calm flow of a nearby river

But wind was anything but calm. His head was bleeding like a river and orange and purple spots started to cloud his vision.

Should he at least try to stand up? No no that's not a good idea, he could barley lift up his arm without nearly being exhausted.

"ok calm down wind, calm down, your brothers are here...somewhere, they'll Probobly find you....eventually...maybe....hopefully."

"They're not coming."

And that was when wind realised just how shitty his current situation was.

He could very well die if he didn't do something, which you really can't when your on the verge of passing out. Was he really going to die, no no he couldn't die, what about granny and aryll and the rest of his brothers, what would they think?

The sailor knew that there wasn't much time left before he lost consciousness, so he did the last thing he could think of, with the last of his strength, he shakily mouthed out

"Help."

....

(HEY! TRANSITION!, POV SWITCH BITCHES RAAAAA)

Well help did come

Out of the corner of Winds eye, he saw a small figure, standing amongst the trees, holding a....racoon? Ok he was definitely hallucinating now.

"Ok buddy, It looks like I have some business to attend to, you promise to visit me tomorrow ya?" The mysterious person spoke as they let the racoon jump out of there hands, letting it run off into the woods.

Wind couldn't make out there face, it was covered by a thick green hood.

The person walked up and crouched down beside him, eyeing his head, they grimaced

"Eesh, what creature did this to you?" They said

They shuffled around in there pocket before pulling out a wad of bandages and a thick rag, they set the rag on the spot where winds head was bleeding

"There that should soak up most of the blood-ICK! Gee when did i last wash this thing?"

The rest was a blur to wind, his vision had started to fail him, his ears started ringing, and everything was blurry. All he remembered was a bandage over his head, and the warm orange glow of a fire

"Don't worry, your ok." The person said softly as he drifted off into unconsciousnes

....

Heeeey you finished it, oh Majesty has something to tell you!

#legend of zelda #linked universe #funny #silly #lol idk what else to put here #lu warriors #oc #legend of zelda oc #lu time #lu wind #lu sky #lu wild #lu twilight #lu four #lu hyrule #lu legend

[cryiling]

revalink but they're kpop idols in the same group and people make those stupid ass dating analysis/speculation videos about the both of them being a couple because their bickering comes off as flirting to everyone else 😭

stop bc this is literally yoonmin AJDBANDJ the bickering like an old married couple is SO THEM

at first I was wondering how would revali and link even be in the same group? and ik in this post you mentioned that revali probably wouldn't even be in a group, he'd be a soloist. but then I was like:

what if they were in a survival show together and they debuted in the final lineup 😵

I'm gonna be so fr I have never watched a survival show, not even i-land or boys planet, so idk how any of it works, but imo revali seems like he would be in first place throughout the show even though international fans don't like him, they're like how is he winning?? but revali is just so good (and the show is probably a little rigged since the judges have favorites, but it's not bc revali bribed them- he wants to win because he deserves it, not because of some bribery)

meanwhile, link is the fan favorite; he's charismatic and good looking, he regularly goes viral on tik tok, he does a freestyle like that one guy from bp, I think his name was woonggi? and the fans absolutely lose their mind, and link shoots up to first place. ofc revali immediately sees link as a threat, and so their (one-sided) rivalry begins (link is just vibing but revali is absolutely livid that he's second. out of 100. like that's stil reallyl good revali u can chill!!)

throughout the rest of the show the two are fighting for first place, every other voting period they've switched spots, and it's clear that they'll both make the final cut, but the real question is who's going to place first?

it's link. of course it is.

anyways they debut with hmm like 5 other ppl so it's 7 of them in the group (idk who though, don't ask me 😊🙏). and at first it's SO AWKWARD like revali is bitching about link every chance he gets and the managers are like.. can u pls stop. we keep having to edit the clips of you so you can maintain a somewhat respectable reputation 😭

the editors can do whatever they want, but at the dorms, revali and link are totally fighting each other, like istg whoever their leader is has to do some serious damage control every time one of them says something out of pocket.. revali starts talking abt how link shouldn't be on the team and the leader is like woahh hey let's not do that

that doesn't stop revali though :/

ykw does make him stop? after a huge fight where revali definitely says some things he didn't think through (I'm not gonna say bc it hurts my heart to think abt), link storms out of the dorms, and the leader (istg I'm gonna make it teba atp) is like dude u fucked up.. go apologize to him

and revali bristles and is like why should I?? but deep down he feels super uncomfortable and guilty for this whole thing, he's like have I gotten so lost in this rivalry that this is just who I am? he doesn't voice all that but he does leave to go find link, who is predictably in their practice studio. but when he gets there, he can hear crying through the door. and when revali listens closer, he hears, "I don't know, aryll, sometimes I just feel like I don't belong here. I don't know if-" a pause, a muffled sob. "I don't know if I want to do this anymore." silence, then: "i just want to do something right for once. it's never good enough."

revali backs away from the door; he's heard enough. he goes back to the dorm and straight to his room without talking to the other members. he shouldn't have been eavesdropping. and besides, if link wants to quit the group, that's not his problem, right? at least revali will finally get the spotlight.

but the thought of link being gone, it leaves a cold feeling in his gut.

umm this got dark fast and I don't like the direction I went in.. maybe their rivalry can be more lighthearted 😊 but yes anyways revali gets this wake up call and is like ohh maybe I shouldn't be an ass! and after seeing link in a new light he gains a new respect for him. so the next day after letting link calm down and after revali gathers his thoughts, he goes to talk to link and they're able to work out their differences! just kidding 😇 it's not that easy. but their dynamic does shift, and it becomes less toxic and the bickering and friendly challenging becomes more reciprocal rather than being one-sided bullying

atp it's been a little over a year since their debut, and their fans have CLEARLy noticed the positive difference in their dynamic. so ofc the crazy delulus start making dating rumors abt them! 😦 because there's no way they could have started being so nice to each other for no reason, something definitely must have happened! the rest of the fandom is clowning the shippers like ur actually so dumb for shipping them

as time passes the two are able to look out for each other but still have a sort of friendly rivalry! my brain is running out of energy to come up with things but they're literally yoonmin from bts, like look at this compilation of them bickering and tell me that's not them🧍🏻‍♀️

fans see these interactions and go crazyyy like maybe those delulu shippers weren't so delulu after all 😦 clearly they have a way different bond than with the other members, and they're constantly acting like an old married couple with the constant back and forth over literally the tiniest things. and ppl fr start making compilation videos of all their interactions and SWEAR that there's something going on, and it's literally just.. revali and link arguing whether , or link getting revali a bottle of water on stage, or revali and link on a team together during a variety show

bickering aside, though, they would privately support each other in their own ways 🥺🥺 imagining revali staying up late at the studio to practice until his voice is raw, the other members of the group have all gone to bed in the dorms but link notices that revali isn't back yet (omg bc they were roommates??👀) and so he gets up, prepares a mug of oolong tea, and brings it to the studio for revali. he makes him take a break to rest his voice, and after much convincing, link brings revali back to the dorms and makes him go to sleep

in turn, revali — who knows how vulnerable link really is to harsh criticism — takes extra care to compliment link when he thinks he does well, and to give guidance in a more constructive way. if they have a particularly good performance, he'll tell link that, and if he notices link having trouble with a certain move or part of the song, he'll talk to him privately abt it and help link improve!

honestly this whole au is giving me serious 13 iconic yoonmin moments vibes, like imagine revali stumbling across one of these revali x link compilation videos and actually looking at the way they interact with each other and going like oh. oh.

AAAAA anyways this post is so messy and the beginning didn't even end up being something I liked that much but I had fun writing this 😊 ty for the ask oomfie this was lots of fun to think abt!

#the yoonmin side of me came out while writing this post I'm so sorry #crow's revalinkverse #amiharana #kpop revalink is my favorite genre of revalink 🫶🫶 #revalink #revali #link #legend of zelda #loz #breath of the wild #botw #me being So Normal about this game

[loregoddess]

i dont think ppl bitch abt it anyways but share a reverse unpopular opinion abt wind waker

I have been in the LoZ fandom long enough to see people bitch about literally every single game, and guess what I do have a strong opinion about something a lot of people hated.

I actually love the sailing. Like I get where some people are coming from when they say it's tedious, but I liked it so, so much better than having to roll across a large field bc I hadn't gotten a horse, it was so chill and relaxing. I also really loved the exploration aspect a lot, I remember the very first time I played the game I didn't even know I was supposed to be looking for Triforce shards, I just Really Wanted To Fill In The Entire Map, and hit a point where I didn't know what I was supposed to do and figured "eh, I can fill in the map finally" and went and bought a ton of fish bait and went to town, ironically unlocking the final area of the game despite my not knowing how to do that. I really loved how unique every island felt, and I loved getting off the boat and exploring all the different little islands not knowing what I'd find.

Also to this day WW's soundtrack is one of my all-time favorites. I don't actually have top x number lists or anything, but if I did a few songs from WW would definitely be on the hypothetical top LoZ songs list. The music is just so full of life and adventure, I can't help but love it.

ALSO ALSO, this was the first LoZ game that gave Link like, more than one family member! I loved Aryll, and I loved Grandma, it was so exciting to have a family for Link, and it made the whole "call to adventure" portion of the game where Aryll get's kidnapped actually feel like a call to adventure that would drive someone to leave their cozy little island. There's so many good characters in WW actually, like I loved that Link was literally Just Some Kid--according to official lore he's not actually like, destined to be the hero or anything, he doesn't have the hero's spirit, he's literally Just Some Kid who wants to save his sister so bad he impresses the gods (sorta on accident) into giving him the Master Sword and title of Hero of Winds. WW is also my favorite variation of Ganondorf, since he feels a lot more fleshed out in his motivations and overall character, and also his design is my favorite Ganondorf design as well. I really love Tetra and her band of pirates, she's such a refreshing and novel spin on the Zelda character, and I love her absolute chaotic energy and gumption. Also the Rito and Dragon Roost in general are some of my favorite additions to the LoZ universe, and I really loved all the Rito characters a lot.

Also also also, for lore reasons this is one of my favorite games. Like there's this somber undertone to the setting of a flooded Hyrule, where Hyrule no longer truly exists, and that doesn't get reversed at the end. There is no "restoration" of Hyrule with Tetra taking her "rightful place" as the lost ruler, there's just...a quiet, watery end to it all (also breaking the cyclical curse which got retconned into the series later), and then the characters move on with their lives and Hyrule remains in the past. It doesn't even feel like a true tragedy, because we as players spent the entire game seeing how alive and thriving the world is, having moved on from being Hyrule, and know it will continue to do just fine--there is no stagnation, no sense that something is cosmically wrong with the world just because it's ceased to be Hyrule, but that it has healed and grown and will continue to do so. And I dunno, there's something very poetic and beautiful about that.

Anyhow I love LoZ a lot, but WW is one of my top five favorite LoZ games on those hypothetical lists, and I love it so, so much.

#lookerdewitt #I know I didn't even touch on everything I love about this game it is SO so good #legend of zelda #wind waker #ask meme #I still don't have an ask tag

[junnie133]

dead hand

A spooky one shot I wrote after a weird nightmare. I’m so sorry in advance for making Wind suffer like this, my poor baby ;-; I wanted to write something for halloween and here I am. (no beta)

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The first thing that came to Wind’s mind when he regained consciousness was ‘that hurt like a goddamn motherfucking bitch’. He was sure Sky would scold him harshly for saying that all aloud, but even if he wanted to talk his throat wasn’t cooperating right now, feeling all raspy and dry. He reached for the canteen hanging on his side and tried to get up from the floor, but the pain on his side only let him sit down, resting his back against the nearest wall while he drank copiously. Breathing harshly, he opened his eyes to see where the fuck was he now, growling like a rabbid dog when he realized there was no one else around.

Right. Time’s Hyrule. Switch. A bigass-hand falling from the ceiling. What the fuck.

It must have been some kind of Floormaster or something, it took him away from his friends to some shithole in the middle of nowhere. There was light coming from the top of the room, so yeah, a hole in fact. He was impressed by how many of them were around in Time’s Era, like, sure there were some hidden places in his own world but at least they weren’t near enough to (or inside) a dungeon to stumble into one after a damn switch.

He was really pissed off.

After drinking some more water and adjusting his eyes to the dark, he took some deep breaths and stood up slowly. For how long was he unconscious? He didn’t know, the light from outside was faint and silvery, so it was nighttime, and the memory of the first glance he gave to Time’s world after the switch of Eras before he fell told him they arrived there in the afternoon. He cursed all aloud this time, thinking that maybe if he swore loud enough Sky would actually hear his potty mouth and come to scold him, saving his sorry ass in the process. 

“Where the fuck are you all bunch of damn cunts?!” he screamed at the top of his lungs, but his voice broke at the end, leaving him coughing and wheezing a little. He wasn’t sure if it was because puberty was finally deepening his voice, or thanks to the pain on… well, now he thought of it, all his body.

That was quite a fall. As soon as they got into the dungeon the hand grabbed him, and he couldn’t remember anything since that moment.

He now reached for his Spoils Bag attached to his side, and groaned loudly, not caring about the pain on his chest while he did. It wasn’t there. Fucking great.

This was so frustrating, and yeah, he normally tried to find the bright side to every bad situation, moreover, he could think about some good things right now (he wasn’t dead, hurray), but honestly? He wasn’t in the mood. Moments prior to the switch he was already upset with the others. Was it really that easy to forget half of them were still kids, not only him?. Wind found it rather bothersome that guys like Wild and Four tried so hard to protect him when they both weren’t old enough to be legally allowed to drink themselves (He and Four stole some booze from Warrior’s bag one time, his friend’s eyes glinting cobalt blue. The shorter couldn’t stand a single sip, and Twilight got them before Wind could prove himself as a true pirate). 

He hated Time’s hard glare of disappointment he gave every time one of them behaved somehow ‘un-heroically’ or something, and it wasn’t even directed to him. Yes, it was Wild who came up with the idea of sneaking out the camp to do some shield-surfing on a nearby hill, and yeah, Wild might be slightly older than him, but it was Wind who decided to do it in the end. 

And Wild only nodded and accepted the scolding, like he agreed Wind didn’t have any idea what they were doing. Last night he went to sleep at the skirts of the camp with a frown and the only company of Wolfie.

He has proven himself before, his sword was just as valuable as anyone else’s. This was bullshit.

(Somewhere deep inside him he knew the guys did it because they worried about his behalf, because it angered them how Hylia was such enough of a bitch to throw a child to the jaws of Ganon’s pure malice willingly, to did what she did to Wild) But he was too mad right now.

Detecting movement by the corner of his eye, he looked at the other side of the room. The moonlight was moving little by little, reminding him of the pass of time (what time was it?), and illuminated a spot in the ground that made Wind breathe relieved for a minute.

It was his bag, and not far from it, his sword. 

“Finally” he huffed, starting to move and evaluating his injuries along the way. Nothing broken (he wouldn’t be a Hero of Hyrule if his bones broke so easily, duh), but his right wrist was twisted. He felt bruises all over his torso and legs, and the sharp sting on his side slowly disappearing with time. I didn’t feel like a cut or some internal injury, most like his body was complaining about how little food and water he had had.

His bag hung from a weird-looking white branch, and his senses made him stop suddenly. The bag swung gently like a wind stream was moving it, but the air was still down there. He subtly looked around, searching for rats or any kind of small animal he hadn’t seen before, but there was nothing. He frowned, eyeing his sword, half hidden in the darkness while the tip glinted with the moonlight.

“Huh?” he pretended to hear something in a random side of the hole, looking away but keeping an eye for his things, barely catching the way his bag moved again, from a tiny jerk from the branch itself. 

He frowned and kept staring at his things, taking a deep breath. As quick as he could, he leaped right towards his sword and rolled far from the ‘branch’ holding his bag, his eyes widening when he saw the way it began moving, like an articulated limb.

“Fffffuc- Ack!”

He didn’t have time to even swore in peace as another limb came out from the ground right in front of him. He slashed at it in reflex, but the Phantom Sword didn’t do any damage to it, bouncing against its resistant flesh rather comically. He fell to the ground by the recoil of his attack, grimacing to the pain of his wrist. He needed his bag.

But before he could tore his things from the hold of whatever-the-everloving-fuck that was, another pale limb sprouted from the ground and grabbed his entire head with its hand before Wind could do anything. The Sailor trashed and squirmed, trying to set free. Sharp nails dug into his skin painfully, he couldn’t breath, and by the corner of his eye he saw something big moving near him.

The hand didn’t let him go until he poked its arm harshly with the sharp end of his sword, and once he was out of its reach, he saw it.

A moving bag of flesh and bones, slowly approaching him while facing the sky. It had short arms without hands, there was blood on its skin and when it lowered its face to goddamn bite his head off, he saw an ugly face with no eyes and large, rectangular teeth snapping inches away from his own face.

“Fuck off!” he screamed with a trembling voice, slashing his sword vertically. He managed to cut the monster’s mouth, breaking some teeth and bones in the way.

It screeched loudly before hiding underground again at a frightening speed, forcing Wind to step back. What in the world was that?!

“Damn Time, and we all thought Wild’s Hyrule was bad…” he grumbled under his breath.

He was about to begin searching for the creature to finish it once and for all when another arm grabbed him from behind, obscuring his vision again. He heard the beast’s nauseating sounds again and he noticed the pattern.

“Asshole! You only come out when I can’t fight! Fucking coward!” he enjoyed screaming to his enemies like this; not even in combat Time allowed him to insult monsters. It was almost too satisfying, if it wasn’t because there was a damn corpse about to eat his brain right next to him.

The hand let him go once the monster was near enough to attack, but Wind was too mad, too scared and on alert to let the fucker just kill him like that. He dodged, his body complaining for the rude treatment, screaming in pain when somehow, enemy teeth reached for his twisted wrist and bit down. 

Then Wind did screamed in pain. The monster released his arm momentarily before biting with more force, tearing muscle and breaking bones. Seeing red and with an almost animalistic growl, Wind stabbed it on the head, giving him time to rescue his arm and get away from it and its infinite arms. He was breathing laboriously, watching his flesh torn apart and bleeding. His anger toned down, leaving room only for panic.

‘What if it gets infected? What if the beast reaches me? What if it eats me? I’m gonna die. Where is Time? Where is Warriors? WildTwilightLegendHyruleFourSkyWolfieSomeone…”

A shadow rose in front of him and he gulped hard. What the fuck, Hylia? Wasn’t he good with her? Wasn’t he good enough for her? It was getting hard to breath, the stench of his own fresh blood and the creature’s body odor was too much, the hole was too small, too deep, the walls too near and the exit too far from his reach.

Tetra’s mocking voice made fun of him on his head, Aryll’s fearful whimpers filled his mind. He glared at the monster, getting a hold of himself. He was still trembling when he stood up with the Phantom Sword on his hand.

The Hero of the Winds couldn’t come down so easily.

#im sorry #my poor bby #wind #linked universe fic #linked universe #linkeduniverse #damn you spooky month #kind of halloween special? #idk #might do a part 2 #maybe #with a happy ending

[torchiclove]

what got you into naruto, whats your favorite chemical, if you had to assign classpects to 3 people in your life that arent you, what are they

1. it used to come on cartoon network when i was 8 and i thought it was lit because it was like no cartoon i’d ever seen before...there was blood...betrayal...intrigue...fast forward twelve years later, my brother has become a shit ass anime nerd and watched every episodes some time back, and decides to sit down in the middle of my floor and explain the plot of naruto at length to me. this happens multiple times. at some point i get tired, and decide, well okay i’ll just watch naruto so i can fucking UNDERSTAND YOU (also i wanted to prove a point to him that my memory of hinata coughing up blood was CORRECT, which it was, but my assessment that she had tuberculosis was not.)

2. it’s hard to choose a favorite chemical but HONESTLY i have to voice my support for benzene. it’s simple and useful. everywhere in ochem, doesn’t react like a normal alkene so you don’t have to worry about substituents, aryl halides couple with EVERYTHING. points off for being a carcinogen tho. benzene: great in practice, not in lab

3. god it’s been so long since i read homestuck,,,bear with my feeble classpect analysis. i try.

my main bitch maddie @thetitanalone is a SYLPH OF BLOOD. government assigned the group karkat, because she is the one who brought our asses together. i’m assigning her sylph because of her proficiency for mending relationships and keeping the peace by virtue of existing. maddie is our emotional rock. our glue. our dm.

my brother is an HEIR OF HOPE. he’s all about principals. beliefs. he’s super fucking stubborn, which i feel like can apply to both hope players and heirs. heir of hope is a very paladin-esque classpect, i think, and he’s a very paladin-esque person.

my dear sweet @marimolejo is a SEER OF HEART because she Sees You Bitch. the layers...the angles...heart players are very emotional people who kinda have like. Vibe Sensors. mar you’re all about having a built in bullshit radar. 

cecil @coffeefromthevoid u get one too the fact that i have no idea what you would be further solidifies u being a void player. maybe page? page of void? i, a poor light player, am obfuscated by your voidy nature

#long post #homestuck #i used to be SUPER into classpect stuff #Anonymous

[katedoesfics]

Shadows of Hyrule | Chapter 78

Link quite literally slept through the next two days, only getting up when his stomach demanded that he eat. When his phone alerted him to a call or text, he lifted his head enough to check to see who it was from. Unless it was Mipha, he mostly ignored these alerts. He would have slept through the rest of the summer if he had the chance, but there was still one last thing he needed to; return the Master Sword. The Triforce on hand was a reminder of that. It was dim, but it had been pulsing softly ever since he and Zelda sealed Ganondorf away. He knew he couldn’t waste any more time, but a part of him was sad to part with the sword. It wouldn’t be there waiting for him, leaning against the wall in the corner of his room. As anxious as he was to get back to his normal life, normal life seemed rather dull.

Still, Link finally pulled himself out of his bed, and without a word to his father or his friends, he left the house with the sword and made his way back to the forest where he had found it. If it were still there. The last time they tried to close the portal, the forest seemed to have mysteriously disappeared with no explanation at all. This time, however, the forest was there, just as he had remembered it, seemingly waiting for the return of the Master Sword.

There was no voice to call to him, but he didn’t need it to guide him like he had the first time he wandered through. It was as if he had navigated his way through the bizarre forest time and time again; he knew the path like the back of his hand, picking his way over the brush, weaving in and out between the trees. He was unfazed when a fog crept in around him, but just as quickly as it appeared, it disappeared, and soon the forest opened up into the meadow. In the center, in the light of the sun, was the pedestal that homed the Master Sword.

Link looked down at the ancient pedestal, covered in dirt and moss. There was a deep slit in the center where he had pulled the sword six months ago. And now, it was time to return it, though it felt as if he were saying goodbye forever to a very close friend. He turned his gaze to the sword in his hand and let his fingers run over the blade. He turned back to the pedestal and before he changed his mind, he placed the sword back into its hold, pushing it in until it would not go any further. He kept his hand on the hilt for a moment, then pulled upwards, but the sword did not budge. He let a light sigh escape his lips, then worked off the string of the charm his father had given him and slid it into his pocket.

“ Goodbye, Master... Thank you...”

Link looked down at the sword and smiled. He saluted it casually before turning his back on it and making his way out of the forest. Once he was passed the treeline, he looked over his shoulder, expecting the forest to disappear. Though it remained, he was sure it would be gone soon enough, protecting the precious weapon that now slept within.

*****

When Link returned, Daruk, Revali, and Teba were waiting for him.

“Where the hell have you been?” Daruk asked.

“Yeah, way to ignore our texts,” Revali said. “Now that you got a girlfriend you’re too good to respond to us?”

“Yeah,” Link said. “Because those group messages were so important.”

“I don’t know how I got dragged into that,” Teba said. He sneered at Revali. “Why the hell did you add me to that?”

“But if you weren’t in it,” Link started, “you would have missed all those gems like.” He paused and fished his phone out of his pocket, scrolling through the messages. He grinned and pointed at the screen, reading the text out loud. “When someone says ‘hold your horses’ they are telling you to be stable.”

“It’s true!” Revali said. “I just realized that!”

“Were you high?” Daruk asked.

“Yeah, probably,” Revali said with a grin.

“What do you want?”

“We are here to discuss the official disbanding of Hyrule’s Champions,” Revali announced.

“Excellent,” Link said. “Just in time. I just dumped the sword.”

“Aw,” Revali said. “Now you’re not cool like the rest of us.”

Link rolled his eyes.

“Do you think you can handle the city this year while we’re off being awesome?”

“Don’t be like that,” Teba said. “You know he’s gonna miss us terribly.”

“We are the only friends he’s got,” Revali said with a frown. “Poor Link.”

Link shrugged. “I’m sure I’ll survive.”

“He’s got a girlfriend now,” Daruk said. “He’s already doing better than you.”

“But does he get laid?” Revali said. “At least I got laid.”

Teba snorted. “When was the last time that happened?”

“Hey,” Revali snapped. “I’ve been a little busy saving the world.” He turned back to link. “Speaking of the Yiga Clan.”

“No one was talking about the Yiga Clan,” Teba said.

“Look,” Link started. “I talked to him, alright?”

“And?” Daruk asked.

“And,” he said slowly. “He told me not to worry about it.”

“That’s exactly what they say when we should be worried about it.”

“He has it under control,” Link said. “We don’t need to be involved.”

“Maybe he’s the one with the Yiga Clan,” Revali said.

“Shut it,” Link growled. “I’m staying out of it. I trust him.”

Revali nodded. “Alright. Fine. If Mr. Hero says it’s fine, then it’s fine.” He wiped his hands together. “Won’t be our problem, anyway. Just remember, you’ll be missing half your crew. Don’t get into trouble. Or killed.”

Link smiled. “You take the fun out of everything.”

“I’m going to miss this,” Revali said, then shrugged. “I’m sure I’ll find someone in college to pick on.”

Link frowned. “You’re replacing me? I thought we had something special.”

Revali winked and threw him two finger guns. “Come on, men” he said, turning away. “I still got some partying to do before I gotta ditch this city.” He turned to Link over his shoulder. “Not you.”

“It’s fine,” Link said. “I’m gonna go get laid.”

Revali threw his hand up in the air, half of a high-five. “Nice!”

Teba shook his head and lowered Revali’s hand for him. “Come on, Idiot,” he said. “Or I’m ditching you to get laid, too.”

Daruk followed them out of the driveway. “I can’t believe everyone’s getting laid except me.”

*****

The rest of the summer went just as Hyrule’s Champions hoped it would go. They stayed out late and slept through the mornings, more often than not in each other’s company in one way or another, and usually with three extra tagalongs; Aryll, Riju, and Teba. They spent their days roaming the city or keeping the local restaurants open with their bottomless pits. And from time to time, they dropped by their favorite arcade, only to be chased out by the owner an hour later after an unruly game of laser tag.

And everywhere they went, they were recognized. Children ran up to the for autographs. Teens asked for selfies. Even the older crowd seemed to regard them with a respectful nod, despite the varying degrees of gossip and arguments that had ensued following the first media outbreak. And when it got to be too much for them, they escaped the city to the countryside, returning to their favorite lake with a case of beer.

But the summer quickly came to a close, and before they knew it, Urbosa, Daruk, Revali, and Teba parted ways with their friends to begin their first year in college. Urbosa moved south to the Gerudo region to study law at a prestigious college. Daruk went to Akkala to a school known for their boxing and wrestling teams, which he decided to get into, proudly stating to his friends that he would have to hold back, otherwise there would be no challenge for him.

And despite his father’s refusal to help get into college, Revali managed to follow Teba to a school in Hebra, stating that he would have a babe on each arm and a suit made of ‘hundos’ when he graduated. As far as the group knew, he simply went in with the intent to get a degree in business, but whether he would actually graduate was an entirely different story, considering the college was known to be one of the biggest party schools in the kingdom. “Well, there’s nothing else to do up there,” was Revali’s defense.

The city - and their lives - were much quieter once their friends left for college. But senior year was quickly approaching for Link, Mipha, and Zelda, with promise of heavy work loads and one final push for college applications. It would be enough to occupy their minds and give them a normal life once more, but still, they couldn’t help but to miss the way things were a year ago when the group was whole.

But the night before their first day of senior year, they were all dragged into another group text message, courtesy of Urbosa.

My little babies are seniors tomorrow. Pack a healthy lunch and study hard! I’m looking at you, Link!

Revali didn’t hesitate to jump at the opportunity to tease Link. Let’s be real here. He’s not going to college. He’s gonna milk the hero thing for the rest of his life.

Teba’s response was next. Why am I a part of this…

Because youre our cheerleader, bitch, texted Revali.

Revali we’re sitting next to each other. There was a lull in the chat for a moment until Teba texted again. Revali punched me.

Urbosa responded with an emoji shaking its head.

You bitches are coming to my first fight, Daruk texted.

Link doesn’t condone violence, Revali said. Make love not war guys.

Dude, Link replied. Youre like a 3 days drive away.

Its a 4 hour drive, loser. Dont you miss me?

Link replied with a heart emoji. So much.

Why dont you stick it in his butt, came Revali’s mature reply.

Don’t be jealous of our relationship, Link said.

Does Mipha know?   Teba asked.

We have an open relationship, Mipha finally chimed in.

Does that mean youre open for business? Revali said.

Eat shit, Link quickly replied.

Link and Mipha sitting in a tree, Revali texted.

Oh shit, Link said.

Revali finished the song with a series of kissing emojis and various other symbols that suggested more than kissing.

Omg dont tell her that Link said.

Link, we’re dating.

He responded with two blushing emoji faces.

Where the fuck is Zelda, Urbosa texted.

After a moment, Zelda’s text came through. Hylia, why have you put me into this insufferable group of people.

You love us, Revali said.

Destiny,  Daruk said. Isn’t that kinda her thing?

We belong together, Revali texted.

Revali is singing, now, Teba said. I cannot believe I’m stuck with him for the next four years.

Welcome to my hell, Link said.

I’m muting you all, Zelda said. Some of us have school in the morning.

Suckas, Revali said.

Revali, you do, too, Teba said.

I didn’t come here to go to school.

Good night idiots, Zelda said.

Good night my precious lil babies, Urbosa texted. I love you all and i hope you have a good first day of school! Send mama pictures! And BEHAVE!!

What happens if we don’t behave? Revali asked, following that with a series of winking faces. Are you going to spank me?

Zelda left the chat.

Mipha left the chat.

Link left the chat.

Urbosa left the chat.

Ha.

Daruk left the chat.

FUCKERS.

Teba left the chat.

#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #fic #fanfic #loz #botw #shadows of hyrule #soh78

[novantinuum]

The blorbo meme for your own OCs? (ones for specific fandom worlds or otherwise)

Ojhfhsdbhjg I will gladly!

(Note: There are a mixture of Steven Universe and Breath of the Wild OCs in here. I'll add photos after OC mentions so y'all have an idea of who I'm talking about. Most of these will be WIPs/sketches. Tbh some I've probably barely talked about on this blog, but let's go XD)

“Blorbo” Character Ask Meme

____ My blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

At the moment? Aryll Haywood, my version of Link's sister. Of all my OCs, she invades my thoughts the most, and is- quite honestly- probably the most fleshed out of all of the characters I've ever created. I think it helps that the very essence of her setting gave her an obvious life conflict to bounce off of... aka the loss of her entire town and family to the Calamity. There's a lot of juice to play with there, in imagining how an 11 year old girl would try (and fail) to cope with that. I can't wait to eventually share her full story- just a few days ago, I started officially writing the prologue for that long fic of mine!

My scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

ASDshgjhdg is it a crime to ALSO say Aryll for this one? I would very much love to pick her up in my arms and swing her around like a parent with a tineee precious baby ;w;;;;;;;

Not really sure I have any other OCs who would count as "baby," a lot of the others are downright snarky motherfuckers, lmao.

My scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave):

I've grown quite attached to Arwel Haywood (Link and Aryll's father) while writing a bit of fic from his POV, (A FIC I STILL NEED TO FINISH, auUGHHHH! ! !!!!), and feel I don't think about him as much as I should. I need to flesh out his personality a bit more. So far, though... I am big uWU at the thought of him just,,, really, really loving his kids. I think he does have the tendency to push Link too hard too young with their training, and perhaps spends time with his son just a tad more than his daughter due to their shared interest in swordplay, but oh god does he do his genuine best with them, and I am HUGE a aAAA

(Not my art, but a preliminary Hero Forge model I did of him)

My glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

Taafeite, a fusion of my OC Jean Maverick and Steven Universe. They don't show up in their world very often- thus "obscure fave-" but when they do, it's sure to be quite a show. They're a big personality and very much enjoy being in the spotlight. Please don't underestimate their weapon. It may look like a glorified pizza cutter staff, but that bitch is fucking sharp.

My poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

Hmm. I don't think any of my SU or BotW OCs fit this category. The only OC I have that even remotely fits is... a VERY old pull... Aster, a Gravity Falls multiverse OC I had at one point but never did anything concrete with. Aster... was the one who was a mercenary working for Bill, charged with hunting Ford down during those 30 years he was lost in the multiverse. They... definitely kill, and definitely do MANY morally wrong things, but there's a depressing backstory to be told, and they eventually do experience Character Development™ and become a less Problematic person, ahahah.

(this art is old as Balls, i'm so sorry)

My horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

Jean Maverick. I, uh... outright amputate one of their legs in end-game content that I will probably never write out in full, so saying this is not a spoiler. I put them through so much bullshit, lmao. Trauma... self-loathing... I yeet them into the Gem war at one point... more trauma... meeting their mother WHILE experiencing trauma... homoerotic encounters with foes... oh yeah, they've got it all, shshgdhkkl

My eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell):

jhhjsbdgj absolutely Morganite. Aka Jean's nemesis. Aka a gay ass motherfucker who was so lovesick for the concept of a romance that had long died in the war that she tried touching the sun and got burned. I kinda gave her a really depressing backstory, but she commits war crimes and is GemRacist™ though, which is why she's going to superhell. Byeee!

#jen rambles #aryll #arwel #jean maverick #eoc morganite #taafeite #aster

[merriclo]

I don't know yuore oc names uuuhh. does mario kart exist in your world. if it did who wld yr characters main

AHAJDKKA THANK YOU FOR ASKING <3

so the OCs i mainly refer to on this blog are my hero’s call au characters so, tragically, mario kart would not exist in their world :( BUT this is such a funny question that i’m answering it anyway. modern au time bitch. answers below the cut bc damn that’s a lot of guys

going with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe here because that was what first came up when i googled Mario Kart :)

Hero: Luigi. god bless this man he does not know anything about the Mario franchise outside of the first few Mario games. he chose Luigi over Mario because he likes green more than red. (plus he asked Spirit if that was a good choice and she said he was fine so)

Loft: Yoshi. he likes the look of him and he always felt really bad for dropping him into the abyss when playing Mario as a kid so this is a sort of apology

Minish: Toad. they can do a perfect impression of Toad and is not afraid to use it to terrify people.

Prism: either Dry Bowser or Princess Daisy. listen okay this guy is an elite gamer and also a huge fucking nerd, so obviously he’s crunched the numbers; he also really likes Game Theory and watched that one video where MatPat claimed that Dry Bowser (and a specific kart build that i don’t remember) was the fastest. bUt he’s also kind and hates absolutely obliterating his friends every single time, so he tones it down and chooses Princess Daisy (her specifically because his fiancée, Zelda, loves Daisy. if it weren’t for her he’d be Villager Male.)

Mask: Shy Guy. little guy with mask 🤝 little guy with mask.

Oracle: Bowser. this bitch is here to win, but, unlike Prism, he doesn’t have the time to crunch the numbers. so he just.. googled what the best build is and goes with that

Lorule: Birdo. trans rep.

Traveler: Waluigi. he’s obnoxious as hell what else do you expect of it.

Wolf: it’s between Cat Peach and Donkey Kong. HE’S A FURRY he loves both cats and monkeys, but he chooses Cat Peach a little bit more often because he’s also a #feminist

Red: Isabelle. Red is an Animal Crossing player at his core. plus he also loves dogs very much

Green: Dry Bowser. this man is a strategist at heart, he’s gonna do his research and perform as best as he can. though he’s a little embarrassed about how much effort he’s put in to Mario Kart

Blue: Bowser. it’s the exact same story as Oracle: she’s here to fucking win. bUt she isn’t an absolute loser and so just quickly googles who the best is and goes with it. tragically, she’s horrible at video games and loses almost every single time.

Vio: King Boo. she is a huge fuckin nerd, but just not in the video game way. she has no damn clue who to choose, and ends up picking King Boo because ghosts are fun, and definitely not because Shadow mained King Boo. definitely not that at all—

Wind: Inkling Girl. this guy is pretty good at all games, with the single exception of racing games. so, when it comes to Mario Kart, he relies on the wisdom of his little sister, Aryll, who consistently mops the floor with him whenever they play. she mains Inkling Girl, and he hopes and prays that that’ll let him at least not come in at dead last.

Spirit: Dry Bowser and Princess Peach. yet another person who’s a complete and utter nerd. i’ve mentioned this before, but Spirit loves optimization. she’s an engineer, she’s gonna figure out the best combinations and she’s gonna figure them out fast. but, just like Prism, she’s actually nice and doesn’t want to straight up obliterate everyone she plays with, so Princess Peach. (ngl i was tempted to say Birdo again because trans rep but Spirit is such a Princess Peach girlie.)

Ages: Mario. while Ages is also a huge strategy guy, he’s not really a fan of competitive games. give him a pokémon game and he’ll do fantastic, but a racing game?? ehh…. truth be told, he mostly plays story driven games, so he’s very lost in a competitive setting. same story as Hero, really, lmao. they both go for the ole reliables.

Wild: Toad. she saw a little dude with a fat ass mushroom hat and immediately decided to main him. oh and he can also do a perfect impression of Toad. do not leave them and Minish in the same room together or else they will both lose their voices from talking like Toad for hours.

Champion: Wendy O. Koopa. this man(?) is an enigma, no one knows why. he probably doesn’t either.

Rhythm: Waluigi. he’s a middle school band kid for fuck’s sake, of course he’s gonna choose fucking Waluigi.

sorry for any and all typos and tense changes, and thank you again for this question Strawb <3 it’s very fun i had a blast answering it, even if i had to google a lot since i rarely ever play Mario Kart lmao

#funfact i have an extensive modern au for these fellas that i use as warm up/writing practice #since i won’t have to research historical accuracy for it #‘warm up’ aka written in the marina of my notes when i’m bored in class. my peers glance over and see me writing a novel n kindly look away #also. i refer the hcau fellas as OCs because they’re barely Links anymore #like at this point i’ve changed so much about them that if i changed their names and a little bit of the story i’d have something original #i abide by a lot of canon but canon is held together by dental floss and a dream so #margins of my notes* not marina T.T #fuck it this goes in the main tags #hero’s call au #hcau #hcau hero #hcau loft #hcau minish #hcau prism #hcau mask #hcau oracle #hcau lorule #hcau traveler #hcau wolf #hcau red #hcau green #hcau blue #hcau vio #hcau wind #hcau spirit #hcau ages #hcau wild #hcau champion #hcau rhythm #i could add the villains of hcau to this but y’all don’t know them like at all so. i’ll just keep ‘em mostly a secret for now lmao

[yureimori]

awhile back when that concept art of botw link’s sister came out my friends and i decided that every link has a little sibling/aryll!! so i drew all of them!! headcanons and nicknames are under the cut

skyward sword aryll/cloud

7 years old!!

died during an air raid (along w her parents) 

VERY CHUBBY,

likes to RUN

has candy for blood probably

h

minish cap aryll/ashes

10 years old

died of an illness

kinda angry and sarcastic

feels some sort of comfort with small plants

wanted to be an author

hates the cold

ocarina of time aryll/aaron

was only a year old when he died (along with his father) bUT LETS SAY HE LIVED THEN HE’D BE 9 

he’s link’s younger twin!!

trans boy!! chose the name aaron and hes very proud of that

excited boy!! 

likes to climb trees

kinda reckless but he doesnt care bc hes having fun!!!

wind waker aryll

10 years old

one of the very few that didn’t die prior to the adventure!! wowow!!

wishes she could fly like birds :(

goes on some adventures with link and tetra

takes care of spirit tracks link with niko when she’s an old lady!!

she becomes the best grandma

twilight princess aryll/eve

5/14 years old

ok listen i have Two different backstories for her and i didn’t know which one to talk abt so!! heres both!!

in the world/timeline where she’s 5 she dies from starvation in the wood along with some other kids 

in the one where she’s 14 she’s link’s half sister and is a merchant

kinda stoic

likes to Clown Around

four swords adventure aryll/peace

1 year old

ACTUAL BABY

also didn’t die

shes?? baby??? idk what to say abt her

naps a lot

likes…. fruit

grows up to do something Cool

a link to the past aryll/goober

12 years old

loves little animals!!

basically Best Friends w her brother

was a blood sacrifice to bring back ganon along with her parents :)

BIG CHUNGUS

has a lazy eye!!

a link between worlds aryll/easel

14-15 years old

link’s half sister

didn’t know him at all growing up because she was a noble womans daughter and link was a blacksmith

they do meet after his adventure though!! her, zelda, and link become good friends

she’s the newest royal painter!!

HUGE LESBIAN 

hyrule fantasy aryll/tale

7 years old

grew up in an orphanage with her brother

went out with link one day and got killed by a monster

made link’s hat!! (with the help of some adults)

really likes old stories and fairytales

very quiet

pre ss/hyrule historia aryll/ori

19 years old

one of the first to die during the war against demise

very serious

had people talk behind her back due to her brother being imprisoned for heresy 

good with a spear

has a major case of baby face

breath of the wild aryll/feral

13 years old

bubbly girl!! very happy!!

has a weird sense of humor

probably the president of the anime club

survived the calamity and lived her days in hateno

misses her brother more than anything

hyrule warriors aryll/linkle

17-18 years old

yall already know who it is!! link’s mom had an affair and so to keep Her Good And Noble Name she abandon her in a small farming village

TRANS GIRL AND HUGE LESBIAN REDUX!!!!!

loves cuccos!! and animals in general!!

dumb bitch disease

has BIG crush on zelda and lana

#my art #legend of zelda #loz #zelda #skyward sword #minish cap #ocarina of time #majora's mask #wind waker #twilight princess #four swords adventure #a link to the past #a link between worlds #hyrule fantasy #hyrule historia #breath of the wild #hyrule warriors #alttp #oot #aryll #loz ayrll #nintendo

[midnightprelude]

Those Damned Uniforms

I heard the French song at the bottom of this post and just couldn’t get this scene out of my head. So here you go, such as it is. Inky and co having a bit of fun with those stuffy Orlesians. :P

Featuring @lethendralis-paints‘s Eris and Fen, because they never get a chance to dance anymore after little Ary came around. :P

It had all started with those damnable uniforms. 

Josephine had insisted that they all match. 

“We’re a military organization. We need to present a united front.”

She shrugged. “But red isn’t even our color. These look… awful. Not form-fitting at all.”

Josephine had sighed. “You’re not supposed to be attractive. You’re the Inquisitor. The Herald of Andraste. You’re supposed to be holy.”

Rolling her eyes, Aryll Lavellan turned around facing the mirror. “I hardly even look a woman in this thing. You can’t even tell that I have breasts, Josie.”

“You need to understand that this is more than just a party. We’re going to be representing all of the Inquisition in front of some of the most powerful individuals in Thedas. If we look weak, they will prey upon us, and our cause is lost before we’ve begun.”

She nodded. “I know. But could they at least be in green?”

“No! Green is associated with the Dalish. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances.”

“It does bring out my eyes.”

“No.”

“Fine. I’ll wear your silly outfit and dance like a trained monkey then, I suppose.” She began shrugging off the red and gold uniform, shaking her head. “For being the Inquisitor, it seems I have precious little power against my inner circle.”

“Trust me, Aryll. This will be best. Thedas won’t remember that you wore a silly outfit when you’ve saved them all from Corypheus. Think on it.” Josephine took her clipboard and left the room, leaving Aryll standing in her underclothes. Frowning, she folded up her new outfit and placed it on her desk.

The court herald had announced them each in turn, guests of the Grand Duke Gaspard de Chalons. They were all lauded, except for Solas and Sera, though this was clearly by the latter’s own choosing. The title they had given him infuriated her. She was ready to make an appearance they’d not be likely to forget.

She gave Eris Hawke a grin, which the woman returned heartily. She raised her hands, clapping twice. All noise was pulled from the room as though through a vacuum. Silence replaced the chattering of nobles and the thrumming strings of the orchestra. All of the dancing stopped around them, as the room turned to stare.

Dorian gave her a wink, snapping his fingers together.

She heard a deep low rumbling.

Vivienne raised her staff, hitting it against the marble floor. The entire party sparkled before their outfits changed completely, the red and gold uniforms faded completely. Aryll was wearing a sheer, thin dress that clung tightly to her skin, exposing her thighs and a fair amount of her chest. She pulled her hair out of its bun, letting her curls hang freely down her back.

The rest of the party was similarly clad. They’d even bribed Cullen to wear trousers which were by all accounts, more tight than his muscles probably should have allowed. Blackwall and Varric’s chest hair was on ample display. Dorian could hardly be said to be wearing a top at all.

But the elves’ outfits were her favorite of all. She and Eris had worked with Vivienne to design them especially to accent their slender features. Fenris looked brilliant, his usual tights slashed at the knees and across the thighs, exposing his rippling muscles. She could see what her friend found appealing in him. Solas’s clothing she had been particular about. She knew that he would prefer something simple, something that would hide him away. It was her duty that the rest of the Inquisition, indeed all of Orlais, saw him as more than just her ‘elven manservant’. She bristled at the thought. He wore a long, silver robe, delicately embroidered with gold leafing. The coat extended long past his legs. She had not permitted him to wear an undershirt, leaving the muscles of his chest exposed. She was certain that nobody had expected to look half as good as he did. Except for her. She knew better.

Josephine looked on at them, horrified, the entire circle of the Inquisition in the middle of the floor of the Winter Palace, looking like a band of sexually active homeless teenagers. 

And then Sera stepped forward and yelled, “get sodded, you masked pricks!”

A disembodied voice began singing in Orlesian and she raised her arms up in the air, moving her shoulders and hips to the beat of the music. Her eyes caught Eris’s and they started to sing along, neither of them knowing the words. But they had been practicing, each of them.

Tu verras c'est ta chance

Les gens viennent ici et tout recommence

Au milieu des bruits de la ville

Toi t'arrivais toute timide

Perdue dans le décor

Le cœur en l'air et les yeux qui dévorent

Toutes les saveurs de la ville

Qui t'appelaient entre ses lignes

She didn’t even bother to look at the nobles, but she could imagine their faces. And Josephine’s. Something between abject terror and enjoyment.

Because she knew that they were a sight to see. 

The Inquisitor and her companions practically exuded sex as easily as they breathed.

As the chorus hit, she had turned to Dorian, who spun her around, dancing far too close for courtly propriety. She ran her hands against his bare chest, smiling and thinking on the rumors they’d be starting with this little display. He kissed her on the mouth, hands on her hips as they swayed to the rhythm that was pulsating through the hall.

Sera was flailing around, spinning faster than should have been legal. She was honestly surprised that her fists didn’t connect with any of their colleagues. The woman was a ball of energy. Before they’d hit the end of the first chorus, she’d already grabbed the ass (or something else) of nearly everyone in their party. 

And then she turned to Solas, winking. She mouthed the words ‘manservant, my ass’ and extended a hand, allowing him to pull her against his chest. Her arms landed against his shoulders, wrapping around him tightly, his muscles taught against her skin. She could almost feel them through the thin fabric separating them. He ran a hand through her hair and placed the other on her lower back. She kissed him then, fully, passionately, and she could hear the gasp from the room. When she pulled way, she had time for only a quick breath before he was on her again, swaying with her. 

And she turned her back to him, pressing his hands against her chest. She danced up against him and could feel his arousal. And she was damned sure that anyone looking could see it as well.

And let them stare at the Dalish bitch and her elven lover. The prophet of their silly religion, dancing like a barmaid at their most exclusive party. Let them wonder at me. Let them wonder at us all. They’ll look, they’ll talk, and they’ll fantasize. There won’t be a single head in this room who wouldn’t wish to be us. 

She spared a glance to poor Josephine, who had finally sat. Shaking her head, the Antivian woman grimaced. She could almost see her eyes rolling from there. 

And who said that an Orlesian party couldn’t be interesting?

#my writing #dragon age fanfiction #dragon age inquisition #sexy dance party #get sodded you masked pricks

[yonch]

 suck my bitc h headcanons under the cut sky: chubby.. bo y soft…. hes dark skinned because i wanted him to be hair is lighter at roots sleepiest and gentle-est boy… would eat your pants if you asked him nicely mini: fuck him. he’s bitch angriest butthole also smallest out of all links alignment: pastel bitch cannot live without a hat ears stick out the most out of all the links time: depressed sad gay fuckin angsty boyo absolutely TINY lives off of dirt and fish? eats crickets and grass i gave him his eye for the sake of it but ? it’s gone bitch likes kids and dogs a lot. comfortable he’s got the Biggest scars. not the most. the Biggest never sleeps . big fckkgin bags under eyes twilight: theentirefurryfandom hair now has hints of gray in it thanks to his wolf form he’s color blind!!! can’t tell rupees apart cowboy. goat boy ? screaming cow boy has.. little sharp teeth. cute. he likes ear scritches stocky and small!!! rough hands four swords: foursomatsu san basically manga personalities blue piss face rat baby red is… soft little brother energy vio? thinks he’s smart ? but he’s dumbass bastarde green is the dumbest tho wind: modderFockin BOYAT rowdiest boy short and gangly. very callused hands. very big little brother energy but! he can Exude Big Brother also he’s got like. cute ears. the cutest ears. smiles the most engie: squarest boyo .slight chub definitely one of the smartest? he knows train hazel eyes……… he lives with grandpa niko and grandma aryll (they are not married) very awkward. does not know how to deal with not trains likes bunnies…… light: most scars. he’s got a lot smells like apple juice pink hair!!!! from his mom. blond at roots and turns pink? idk travel boyo!! has a lot of Shit to carry lean muscle boy. kind of skinny also likes bunnies paint: Hates Bunneis FUck You RAVO very quiet boy. not very emotional likes apples for some reason is beekeeper/blacksmith. beesmith went to hytopia with undercover name finch friends witht two boys named jay and robin. fantasy: heterochromia iridium would wear green eyeshadow kind of stumpy boy. has a compass but can’t use it very well very quiet!! most quiet boy. likes small spaces but does not like caves. loneliest wild: cannot remember anything unless he touches it primitive man cooking eats anything he touches. remembers he cannot eat it after he does likes Big Dog secretly angsty but does not remember it. how do u touch angst scared of bright lights

#legend of zelda #link #skyward sword #minish cap #ocarina of time #majora's mask #twilight princess #four swords adventure #four swords #a link to the past #alttp #a link between worlds #albw #hyrule fantasy #breath of the wild #botw #my drawings #I LOVE HTSHIEOGHRSDRGESdgfs