also for people not aware: i've been writing miranda and the merkingdom and working on my own lore for them since the first game initially released in 2018. it has very little to do with canon and is entirely its own beast compared to canon, and any comparisons you can make between them i'm Very Mad About. i will not attempt to correct my lore to account for canon either, i don't care what they release or say about miranda or the merkingdom and you can't make me.
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im having a crisis
its almost my birthday
i cant do this shit bro
how am i just throwing myself to the wolves, deciding ‘ah yeah murderers thats a great way ro feel in control of my life’
and now I’m here
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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me after letting the cycle continue:
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Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.
Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.
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So I've been doing this thing for months where I just start grabbing one of my plushies to have as tummy support to prevent me from leaning too far forward towards my screen (the plush pushes me back as it's against the desk).
Maybe not good advice but for now it's better than me leaning all the way forward like a dog
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while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.
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