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redadidassneakers · 3 months
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James: you’re overthinking this
Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available
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wolvesandshine · 2 months
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Lily was the first to figure it out. It shouldn’t have come as a surprise, after all she was known for coming in first in all her classes.
When James didn’t bother her for a week she thought he was planning something big. When he didn’t bother her for a month she thought he was finally giving up. When he showed up two months later with an apology, that’s when she knew.
He was over her. Fully and truly. Cause when James loved someone he loved them with his whole heart - which meant he had moved on to a new target.
So it doesn’t come as a surprise that when she goes into the potion room after hours to work on her extra credit assignment, she finds James making out with someone instead.
“So you do know where the potions room is.”
The happy couple jumps apart and James turns a sheepish look at her. That’s when Lily finally gets a good look at who James was with.
Black curly hair, regal features, slytherin tie.
She raises an eyebrow. “You never took things the easy way did you?”
James groans as Regulus laughs.
Lily smirks at Regulus. “Him going after you, I get. But you? You voluntarily chose him?”
“It was a lapse in judgement”
“Hey-“
They both ignore James.
It’s the start of a beautiful friendship.
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accio-sriracha · 5 months
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James: *staring lovingly at Regulus* I would literally die for you.
Regulus: *walking away, trying to hide his blush* Then fucking do it, Potter.
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where-is-vivian · 1 year
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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
Everyone in the classroom staring at him:
Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.
James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:
Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:
Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.
James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?
Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?
James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—
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earlgraysdeath · 1 year
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sirius: james it’s been 11 hours and remus still hasn’t called, I should call him.
james: dude I’m literally in the shower right now can this wait?
regulus: does he know I’m here?
sirius: yes hi reggie, pause the couple shit I need attention.
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moonsavenue · 2 years
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*jegulus as something I overheard from my neighbour's party*
regulus: james potter get in the damn car by yourself or I'll get you in there even if I have to do it in pieces
james *extremely drunk*: would you love me if i was a lego and you had to build me piece by piece?
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Regulus: Got it?
James: Got it.
James, internally: Got what?
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Regulus: I went to sleep before midnight last night
James: let me guess, you went to sleep at 23:59?
Regulus: how dare you accuse me of having such a pitiful sleep schedule
Regulus: ...
Regulus: yes
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b-u-g-g-y · 2 years
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Regulus: I’m into dark humor.
James, turning off the lights: Would you like to hear a joke?
Regulus: You’re the worst.
Regulus: I love you.
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redadidassneakers · 28 days
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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
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wolvesandshine · 1 month
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I know everyone portrays Regulus as the one with exquisite and expensive taste but listen James was the only child of one of Englands richest and oldest wizarding family. He casually wears a rolex watch without thinking twice and is the type to drop hundreds of dollars on a gift. And the thing he goes about it completely unaware of how absurdly expensive all his things are
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accio-sriracha · 5 months
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Me a year ago: Wtf why would anybody write James with someone other than Lily??? They're literally perfect???
Me now: *gay gremlin noises* JEGULUS. STARCHASER. SUNSEEKER. THE BABIES. SO PERFECT. IN LOVE. MUST WRITE NOW.
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where-is-vivian · 11 months
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Regulus getting out of the Gryffindor dorm, meeting Sirius, Remus and Peter on his way out:
Sirius, defensive: What are you doing here??
Regulus: Studying. With Potter.
Sirius, opening the door, to see James sitting on his bed cross legged, with a dreamy smile on his lips, his face and neck covered in lipstick stains:
Remus, chuckling: Studying huh.
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earlgraysdeath · 1 year
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Regulus: I hate your face.
James: I hate your hair.
Regulus: I hate your stupid personality.
James: I hate your laugh.
Remus: how the fuck are these vows?
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little-mary-marauders · 4 months
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Pirate James: We get on the ship and steal everything we can! Pirate James: *sees prince Regulus* Well hello there pretty thing. *Prince Regulus has become everything* Prince Regulus: WHAT-
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urthewolftomystar · 9 months
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Regulus: *sneezes* 🤧
Lily: bless you! 😄
James: Bless you! 😄
Regulus: *sneezes again* 🤧
Lily: well bless you again! 😲
James: Bless you double! 😄😄
Regulus: *sneezes AGAIN* 🤧
Lily: well holy jesus! 🤯
James: Bless you triple! 😄😄😄
Regulus: ughhhhh my god... 🙄🤧
Lily, to James: you know, when someone sneezes three times that means they could be horny 😉🤭
James: what-! 😳
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