#john mulaney imagine

[social-forget-may-expert]

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#monsta x #pearlescentmoon #kate bishop #arknights #LeafyisHere #sluttybaby #spoken word #topher dimaggio #backpacking #john mulaney #manu rios #bryce dallas howard #steve rogers imagine

[win-goal-pull-reveal]

#backpacking #elliot page #john mulaney #The Nightmare Before Christmas #shadow the hedgehog #girls with ink #elizabeth banks #bryce dallas howard #exo reactions #steve rogers imagine #bella thorne #kirishima smut #caylee cowan #malleus draconia #shatter me

[nextstopparis]

actually the john mulaney thing is so upsetting bc i used to watch his specials all the time when i got anxious and it was just. like. a safe thing. and now its like. idk. its just disappointing

#the whole comedy genre has just become so middle school #i read a medium article about one of the jokes and its just like #you can 100% imagine a pimply faced middle school bully saying it and then chuckling w their friends in the name of jokes #idk #john mulaney #ignore me

[lesbian-deadpool]

Clint: I was in Connecticut recently doing white people stuff...

#source: john mulaney #incorrect marvel quotes #clint barton imagine #clint barton #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel imagine #marvel #MCU imagine #MCU

[draculagerard]

She's like that John Mulaney bit but less offensive (not that his is that bad) like

"You marked that one lesbian, right?" - "Oh, no! Was I supposed to?" <- the angels who made Hayley Williams

HELP truly 😭😭

#moose asks #anon #I have not seen the John Mulaney bit however I can imagine it

[littlebastardkez]

Bitches when the middle aged, white, cishet comedian they placed on a massive pedestal says smthn shitty

#cant even blame ex john mulaney fans tho #he had a lot of trans fans (and lgbt fans in general) so i can't imagine how shitty they must feel rn #in all seriousness tho this is only a joke #most people didnt put him on a pedestal and are just genuinely upset that someone they thought was alright actually isn't #john mulaney #trans rights #fuck transphobes

[bloompompom]

me defending eren to my husband tonight

#mr bloomy does not like eren #so imagine him living with me #he gets to look at him all the time #john mulaney jumpscare

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

receiving ominous emails about uni tuition and loans and work study and opening the portal thingy and things making even less sense?? Not Ideal Besties

but,,,,also not midnight-on-phone-me’s problem,,,gonna have to be solution oriented laptop girlie Tomorrow ffs

#university #college #student loans #work study #scholarships #they got me out here terrified all the damn time fr #i want to be a houseplant pls i can’t live like this #if you #if you put a hold on my scholarship #you need to tell me that #wtf #why is my shit always fucked I thought I had it handled #someone should smite me #i feel like that one john mulaney bit that’s like im very small and i have no money so you can imagine the stress im under #yeah #yeah that’s me #hell #fever’s vibe check #feverdreamsandlucidnightmares

[rosetta-j-stone]

Another playlist for my own amusement y'all ; )

#joker out #john mulaney #sorry not sorry #s.s.o.l. #carpe diem #imagine if this was the new album though #Spotify

[allthingsobrien]

this is the greatest picture of john mulaney to ever exist

#john mulaney #hot damn #how have i never seen this picture before #jesus fucking christ #he is ridiculously hot #sir i am looking respectfully #my eyes have been blessed #imagine not being attracted to this man #couldn’t be me #heart eyes #text post

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: The best reason to get married is because you can burst into a room and yell, “that’s my partner!”

Person B, A’s partner:

Person A: And love, I guess.

#source: john mulaney #incorrect quotes #imagine your otp #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts

[martianjuice]

Pretend to be surprised when the dad fucking tiktok was actually a dnf soft launch

#i will pepper in the fact that i am gay #dnf #dreamnotfound #dream #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #this is like 75% a joke #imagine tho #like #-john mulaney

[true-heart0922]

The first character I ever made, Ikara: Look around, look around, look at where she is, look at where they started. The fact that it's alive is a miracle. Just help her stay alive, that would be enough.

My Middle School: FUCK NO. (PROCEEDS TO GIVE ME CRAZY AMOUNTS OF TRAUMA AND ANXIETY)

16 MONTHS LATER

Ikara: (Has a whole hitlist for the sake of having one)

The rest of my characters and me: (Very concerned about her sanity)

Ikara, just showing me the hitlist as I grow more and more concerned:

#my imagination #my oc shit #my oc stuff #memes #dark humor #she hates everyone in my middle school #hamilton references #just a reminder that i'm a she/they/it enby #enby #fanfic author problems #trust issues #trauma #so glad i never have to go back #john mulaney

[vilisus]

ooc: I would just like to thank everyone for their support of my Matthew. I also thank you in advance for for patience. People have a lot of interest in threading with him, and I’m honored. It just may take some time to get to everything sometimes.

Matthew over here juggling so many threads where he has to do important things like:

Mun and muse are trying their best! We just didn’t expect so much approval. lol.

#ooc #matthew #this is meant to be a funny post #please imagine birb doing the john mulaney motions and laugh with me

[serious-goose]

Something something that one John Mulaney joke about looking like a dead Victorian girl, but it's Mary complaining about Stede wandering the house late at night in his Rip Van Winkle get up.

Mary: What the hell are you doing Stede? It's nearly 3 am?

Stede, *carrying a big candle, and ye olde Hot Pocket* Was there ever a ghost, Mary? Or was the dead Victorian girl you saw, just me all along?

#our flag means death #this is so dumb #john mulaney #ofmd #why can i just imagine stede being partially noturnal while he's married to mary so he be alone with his books and boat models