#just a birthday boy and his kids

[eggdrawsthings]

Happy birthday king👑

#just a birthday boy and his kids #my art #din djarin #grogu djarin #the mandalorian #star wars #grogu #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #the last of us #tlou #hbo tlou #joel miller #ellie williams

[christronomy]

birthday sex with the loveliest birthday boy changbin with a little bit of food play?? i think yes. he'd love a cute dwaekki themed cake with pink frosting! i also love the idea of him being a total rope bunny, so why not fulfill his fantasy of tying him up and teasing him by putting the frosting all over his body? imagine putting it all over his abs, arms, or thighs maybe even some on his pretty cock and licking it all up. that's sure to make him melt under your touch (or tongue, if you will). maybe even put on a show for him—wear the cute lacy lingerie set that you know he loves to see on you and put some frosting on your own body so he'll have to clean you up but not be able to touch you. he turns into such a whiny little baby. :( his poor cock will be so hard, leaking pathetically against his cute tummy as he does so cause he wants to feel you so bad. then untie him after a little while, let him do whatever he wants to you, tell him how much of a good boy he is for you, but still be in charge cause he loves that sm!

#solieverse: planet reverie #happy birthday to the binnie boy ! #idk i just love the vision (YES VISION. i visualized it.) of him like this #all tied up and pretty #cake all over his pretty body #okay i'm done goodbye #skz smut #changbin smut #stray kids smut #seo changbin smut #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids hard hours

[designernishiki]

in kiwami during the dilf survey subquest when kiryu’s trying to make himself sound like a bad boy and says “well, one time I forgot my best friend’s birthday,” he was definitely talking about nishiki and nishiki absolutely cried when he forgot and it made kiryu feel so bad that it’d end up haunting him for literal decades

#I’m right and I should say it #on a more depressing note. as kids kiryu very likely was the only person who nishiki could count on to actually remember his birthday #because kazama definitely wouldnt and overall he was just considered kinda… forgettable. #so it probably meant a Lot to him that kiryu would always remember. so if he slipped up and forgot one time it probably meant WAY more to #him than kiryu knew at the time and it would’ve taken him super off guard for nishiki to start tearing up after he doesn’t know what to say #in response to ‘guess what day it is?’ #ah…….that poor boy #nishiki #kiryu #akira nishikiyama #kazuma kiryu #rgg #yakuza #yakuza kiwami

[lonesomedotmp3]

the utter lack of affection or care amongst my extended family is so bleak and miserable

#like I don't get on or chat with fucking any of my english cousins. the few I did #get on well with disappeared from my life out of nowhere because of family drama #the ones left are older than me and they never cared about me lol #and they're all boys which I don't think helped things when we were younger #but that shouldn't matter. I get on with my spanish male cousin fine ! he's lovely! #but the people I'm with every winter and birthday etc are just completely cold and detached #I have no real relationship with any of my uncles or aunts or cousins #it's not like there's even one I can go and talk to while everyone else is ignoring me lol #I've got my brother and that's it and of course he's just a little kid #he's either trying to get attention from the adults or trying to get me to play with him #which is fine. but. ugh. #it's just like I should've had this big network of people who cared about me statistically I should've had at least one family #member who I had some kind of unique or close bond with and I never did I never got it #I grew up with two sisters and I never got it. I think about what it could be like with sisters who gave a shit about me all the time #If I had someone to talk to besides my parents or about my parents it would be such a weight off my back #and all I've got it my brother and he's just too young for me to put any of my life on his shoulders #my biggest fear is that when he hits puberty he'll begin to think I'm embarrassing and stupid and not like me anymore #and then I'll really have nothing

[calumsash]

Something that could really last forever

#is this from the the same universe as the other muke mbs......... maybe.......... #everything is connected...... #it's michael's birthday so they're celebrating!! #luke's not on tour atm so they can do whatever they want #(calum baked the cake) #so they wake up late and luke got michael some new records and film for his camera <3 that luke tries out first cause he steals his camera #he wants to take cute pictures of the birthday boy ok! he learned a trick or two from his photographer bf #they take a drive just blasting their favorite songs together singing and laughing and kissing and almost getting into a car accident #don't kiss and drive kids!!!! #also luke shows michael this new song he's been working on <3333333 it's about them <3 #anyways here take this i like it #i should make a special tag for this au this is like the forth mb for it #OH also he bought him flowers <3 who do you think i am??? giving someone flowers on their birthday is A MUST #5sos moodboard #aesthetic moodboard #muke #f/nf*au

[qeyond]

So. B and A getting super high together. B has an insanely high tolerance and A only smokes maybe once or twice a semester, if studying allows. A has a Horrible high and is super on edge and anxious, but B makes them feel really safe so they're not completely bugging out. B is just vibin' and having fun, but also being a bit of a Shit Disturber. Keeps bringing up creepypastas and A ends up sitting snuggled up super close to B on the couch with their arm around B's. A being all "heyy this is getting really scary :(" and B being like "haha, oh I'm so sorry~. We can talk about something else..." and A getting relaxed and :). But then B interjects: " So yeah... you know The Bathroom Head?" and A shoves him and is all ">:((!!!! LISTEN!!! ITS SO SCARY, OKAY!! I HATE YOU!!!" They're both laughing and it's very soft and intimate, but in a very queer found family kinda way.

#qeyond sucks #i have many dynamics and relationships i love to put B in #but most importantly and dear to my heart is his relationship with A #for me its very queer found family siblings #A is the one that acts older and wiser but is kind of hot headed and easily moody and anxious #B is a lot more opportunistic to act out and cause problems but is a bit more 'nothing matters' #they mesh like puzzle pieces and experience a deep love for eachother that is hard to explain #but its also really really funny because as much as im like ' B is me and I am B' on here #A is literally just a piece of my heart. my lil oc baby blue boy. #i take the broken pieces of me and i make them hold eachother close and never let go #i make them love eachother and sooth eachother and i make them safe :3 #ANYWAY SORRY IM A LIL STONED RN BUT UH #bonus: B carves SWED into desks in the wammy house lecture hall. #and also that Cool S kids use to do #weed #drugs #smoking #beyond birthday #death note #also i hope you all understand what i meant by The Bathroom Head #those fears that make you run up the stairs real fast at night #A is embarrassed about having them and B completely understands but thinks its so funny also #A gets it from me. so does B.

[liquidstar]

angel and devil in my shoulder arguing about if i should watch a new show or rewatch assassination classroom which ive already seen 3 times

#i was recently reminded of how much i love nagisa though. hes literally just a little guyy and its his birthday hes a little birthday boy #if i watch assclass again expect me to post screenshots of him like a parent showing off the pictures of their kids in their wallet

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

WHAT DA HECKKKK MAC!!! UR A BIRTHDAY GUY!!!! HOLY SHIT. OLD!!! time 2 put u in a retirement home!!!! IT'S UR DAY OF BIRTH I AM THROWING U A PARTY RN 🎉🥳🎉 TIME 2 HIT THE PINATA 🪄 🪅 CANDY!! 🍭 🍬 🍫 TIME 4 PRESENTS 🎁🎁🎁 CAKE TIME 🧁 BIRTHDAY BOY GETS A CROWN 👑 BLOW OUT THE CANDLES 🧨🧨🧨 <<couldn't find any candles so i got these weird red sticks instead!! i think they're sparklers!! :3

oh fuck i love sparklers-!

#hehehehehe #thank u whiskeyyyyy #did u see my wolfwood funko pop #my brother wins the prize for best present (as usual. hes good @ that) bc he got me trigun stuff hehe #my grandparents also got me a couple of the critical role graphic novels. hell yes cannot WAIT 2 read those #oh fuck! this reminds me i need 2 go hatch my birthday dragons on fr...... ive had eggs saved for soooo long. omg #IM SOOOO GRANDMA CODED. I SHOULD BE PUT IN THE RETIREMENT HOME I THINK <3 #all the young kids lookin @ me doing my embroidery and shit going oh fuck dude that grandma gnc af. youre insane #asks #anachronistic-falsehood #friends!!! #i am going 2 hatch my dragons and draw myself some self indulgent cute art and then i think i will sleep #overall did not have a bad day but i did get a couple. garbage moments from my family so i am. #not feeling epic rn but i am trying sosososo so hard 2 be positive #fingers crossed that the flight rising rng gods are smiling upon me. pleaseplease give me a pretty dragon . #ayyy im just a little birthday boy im just a little guy cmaaahn #hi whiskey how was ur day. i saw u were watching it earlier. love those movies. i need 2 read the book !!!! #i do enjoy a good stephen king every once in a while.

[kazumahashimoto]

WAKIYA AND HYUGA IN THUMBNAIL IT'S SURGE TIME BABY

#as xander leaves wakiya enters.... oh they're never gonna let wakiya speak to any of his friends besides valt and shu #remember when rantaro and wakiya were literally in a season together training the same fucking kids but they were never in the same fram #like damn you guys what happened.... why has wakiya drifted so far from the friend group..... #WAITTTTTTTTTTT I JUST REALIZED IT'S WAKIYA'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW TOO #wow superb timing. i'm still sad my boy has no friends though bummer 💔 #beyblade

[ayakashibackstreet]

omg Angus birthday in less than 5 minutes.......

#he's so important to me guys #another little blorbo from my head #he bakes bread and pear pies #he almost murdered a child in cold blood #he stumbled into the royal palace on accident when he was a child #he was a member of the mafia at one point #he played Beast in a modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast where he had a motorcycle #he cannot actually ride a motorcycle #he has a college degree and speaks multiple languages #he didn't know train sets that run on electricity exist #he was mind controlled but he got in a fight with one guy over petty shit and it broke him out of being mind controlled #he has a file basically dedicated to me noting the number of times he says 'fuck' in any given arc #he's had a dog theme forced onto him and he decided to just roll with it #he fell of a tree when he was a kid and broke his nose #he joined the military for gay reasons only to just kinda fuck off #he's small but muscly and loves jazz music and calligraphy #he's so out of touch with the in universe magic system that he consistently mistakes its name despite all of his best friends using it #he gets his ribs broken and immediately proceeds to flirt with a guy he just met that day #I love him so so much #happy birthday my boy #Angus #OC tag

[thegetdownrebooter]

in too much birthday ken has a sign at the party that actually says "the notorious ken ready to die" but sure he secretly listens to mitski my bad.

#like the jokes write themselves #the fandom who identifies with a 40 year old male billionaire is uncomfortable with rap music #so they project their own music tastes onto him instead and ignore canon lol #like not only does ken like rap music #he specifically only likes old school rappers #or at least the ones he grew up with #and yes only the male ones #so no he doesn't gaf about blueface or lil uzi #but he doesn't care about lauryn hill or lil kim either #like he has arrested development and is permanently stuck in his youth #like he makes a bunch of kids dress as wu-tang clan at his fucking birthday #he listens to jay-z in several episodes #how obtuse are y'all????? #him and stewy even go to a rap concert in s1 #and even then it's clear that ken prefers the rappers he grew up with #y'all are just anti black i fear #and even if wasn't 40 #then he would still like rap music #he would just dickride drake instead of being obsessed with jay-z #maybe the sign at party would have said certified lover boy or champagne papi instead then #he does mention the beatles though i must admit #but like... again y'all ignore this too lmfaooo #kendall roy #succession #succesion hbo #fandomshit

[loverboybrightsideghost]

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#so i’m o much only staying away from GO online and even at that i’m mostly staying away from the tv stuff #but i still think about it (good omens) and i’m actually relistening to the audio drama bc i love it soooo much #anyways because i love warlock so much and find his role so interesting i have a concept to present #just a scenario really #what if right around the time warlock’s eleventh birthday is rolling around the dowlings have another kid #they need a nanny again and crowley and aziraphale talk it over #and crowley as warlock’s brother’s nanny would just be really convenient for them to keep a closer eye on warlock #so etc etc warlock’s NOT the antichrist BUT the dowlings still need a nanny and crowley has to keep nanny-ing #while trying to find the real anti-christ #and this works with the logic of ‘he was going to just poof into space but he had to drive to tadfield???’ #it never crossed crowley’s mind that he’s a magic being and could just fake some memories and have some random nanny be their nanny #aziraphale (in the book) hates or at least very much dislikes warlock bc he is totally a little shit #so i have a head canon that crowley loves warlock bc he’s such a little shit. he’s like wow this kid sucks <3 that’s my boy <3 #bluebird.txt #essentially the plot is the same except more nanny ashtoreth and more ‘no mrs. dowling the boys are fine- WARLOCK STICK YOUR HEAD BACK IN #THE CAR YOUR HEAD WILL CATCH FIRE- yes we’re having a lovely time at the zoo- OTHER KID STOP TRYING TO CATCH THE FISH FALLING FROM TJE SKY’ #hehe #and aziraphale is like i love all of gods creations but some of them (children) sure take a little more effort huh #he’s just so annoyed the whole time #OH AND IF CROWLEY HAS TO BRING THEM TO THE BOOKSHOP BC HES MEETING AZIRAPHALE #HES JUST SO STRESSED OUT THE WHOLE TIME BC kid kid kID GET AWAY FROM MY PRICELESS COLLECTION OF FIRST EDITIONS

[captivemuses]

I think one of my least favorite things about being a teacher is when I have to say goodbye to my kids after either they leave or graduate/move up or I leave. I have kids from my last daycare that I miss terribly since I didn't get a chance to properly say goodbye to them after the bullshit that went down when I got fired, and I have kids in my current classroom that either already left and I miss them or they're moving up soon and the kid really doesn't want to because he wants to say with my in my room. I bitch and moan about some of my kids sometimes when they drive me fucking bonkers but god I'm attached to most of them and don't like the change any more than they do.

#ooc #the boy of mine that left for a new center a few weeks ago asked his mom if I was coming with him #and one of my kids that's moving up in a few weeks legit hates the idea of leaving my room #kid just straight up didn't want his birthday to happen so he could stay in my room #but the great news for me is my least favorite kid will be gone the 28th so he won't be my problem after that #anyone that's heard the stories knows how ecstatic I am over this lmao

[sakura-honeydew]

YALL KNOW WHAT MF TIME IT IS ITS SEUNGMINNIES BIRTHDAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SEUNGMINNIE!!!!!

I LOVE HIM AND YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM TOO NOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGMINNIE

the beautiful puppyㅠ the voice of an angel laced with honey, it’s the modern-day ambrosia in the form of sound waves. the supposedly “normal” member of skz who will take any chance to drag ppl, who runs around like a puppy on stage, who cares endlessly for his fellow sticky ipad kids (jin lix hannie innie) and his big brothers. the hidden ace of skz, who has dancing skills so criminally underrated.

happy birthday kim seungmin!!!!💕🐶

#kim seungmin #happy birthday seungmin #HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGMINNIE!!!! #skz #stray kids #happy birthday stoopid dummy #time to roast him in the tags #this dude is a cryptid and doesn’t want us to know #normal? boy shut your mouth you literally say shit like minho does just quieter #hilarious but his humor is purely roasting ppl #i mean that’s not bad #bc like same #but whatever #happy birthday bby #ily uwu #🐶💕

[shotmrmiller]

another thing i had in mind for ex husband simon was that this time you're more resistant. no touching, no nicknames that make you weak-kneed, nothing. divorce means divorce, and the wedge that split the two of you up would probably still be there.

fine by simon, he follows the rules to a T. hands to himself, polite greetings and only talks about the children. maybe for a birthday for the boys, he takes the family shopping for gifts since it's a tuesday and there won't be any party or whatever and when y'all come back home, the lights are on.

they'd been off when y'all left. simon quickly opens the middle console and pulls out his weapon and tells you to get in the drivers seat. should anything come running out, pedal to the metal.

a little bit of time passes, you're about to be driven crazy with anxiety but simon finally comes out, except he's empty handed.

comes to the side and opens the driver door. "whoever was in there is gone. probably hopped the back fence. i've already called the guys."

you're a sobbing mess because how dare someone come into your home? your sanctuary? what if-

and you come to a startling realization. what if you and the boys had been here? alone?

simon's looking down at his phone, and furrows his brows. "i gotta go get-" but you don't let him finish, trembling fingers grabbing the front of his shirt. "you cant leave us here. don't leave me alone. don't- just please. stay."

you're too upset to resist his embrace or correct him when he calls you sweetheart. the guys get there eventually, price and gaz waste no time in sweeping the area and you, accompanied by simon, tuck the kids to bed.

price calls it later, that the place seems to be clear. nothing really taken nor left behind. they all leave, johnny and kyle deciding to stay overnight across the street their car and simon also turns to bid you goodnight, except you don't let him.

you practically beg him to stay, that you won't feel safe without him here. the couch won't do because he's too far away, what if whoever that was comes in through the bedroom windows.

you seek comfort in him and in the dead of night, he whispers promises into your ear as he slides home. promises to keep you safe, to keep the kids safe. that he'd let nothing ever happened to you, not while he still lived and breathed.

when you're finally dozing, with his spend drying in between your legs, he grabs his phone and texts johnny that it's done, they can go home now.

johnny responds in seconds, telling him that he tore his very nice jeans jumping that rough hewn fence of theirs and that simon owes him a new pair.

#simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

#they now think he’s some homeless orphan fighting crime cause it’s the only thing he has #my fav hc are the villains earlier in spideys career are completely against harming kids #so to figure out the hero of New York was like a child they plan to torture before unmasking and killing is well #not great on their minds and little sense of morality #I wanted to write a fic about this but ao3 is dead so take this flash dialogue fic instead #I need to sleep for work #doc ock #sinister six #doctor octopus #otto octavius #the ​sandman #flint marko #the rhino #Alexei Sytsevich #the shocker #herman schultz #electro #maxwell dillon #the vulture #adrian toomes #peter parker #spider-man #spiderman