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mercyraph · 2 years

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Alien:... I'm sorry, what?

Human: oh yeah, appareny it really did happen. That's how we developed our datings I think, by determining how long ago since Christ died.

Alien: YOU CRUCIFIED A GOD?!

Human: woah, not me personally! This happened centuries ago. He could not have picked a worse time to come.

Alien: YOUR SPECIES KILLED A GOD! HOW ARE YOU NOT ALARMED?!

Human: Oh! It's all good. He says all is forgiven as long as we're nice to each other, and we follow his rules.

#humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are space fae #humans are space australians #humans are deathworlders #humans are strange #humans are weird #humans #just christian things

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roseverdict · 2 months

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wanna try my hand at one of those political comics but the only things i can think of are:

a dude in his sunday best with a 2x4 in his head loudly heckling a gnc person rubbing at their eye (calling back to the Bible verses/parable abt minding your damn business and working on your own issues before trying to call out others (matthew 7:3-5 and luke 6:41-42))

one of those. not quite wojaks but the mspaint dude who's angry about one thing but excited about something else. where he's saying some shit like "it shouldn't matter the race or gender of the actor if he or she can play the role" abt actors in blackface or classic shakespearean plays (where every actor had to be a dude, whether their roles were men or not) but throwing a tantrum about POC in leading roles or women in roles previously filled by men. the actress who played gabriel in constantine and the ancient one in doctor strange comes to mind. the 13th and 15th doctors too.

not really aiming to make fun of conservatives (though that is a side effect i don't particularly intend to dial back) but more trying to translate these ideas into the only vernacular they seem to know so i can try and shake some sense into them

#rosie babbles #just Christian things

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ladylemrelle · 1 year

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I’m apparently being bullied on here for being Catholic and sticking up for it.

Can’t say I’m surprised cuz it happens in regular life to a lesser degree too. And this tumblr so I know how this place generally rolls XD

Well I’m forever grateful I returned to Catholicism when I did and I will never regret it!

#catholic #catholicism #catholic tumblr #catholic tag #christian persecution #Christianity #just christian things #catholic women #proud catholic

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defnotanarc · 1 day

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Not original thoughts, but just reminded while writing: does making your characters still swear on God and Christ in an ABO fic imply that Jesus Christ had a designation and if so what do you think he was? Do you think Mary Magdalene was his mate? Does the father, son, and Holy Spirit correlate with alpha, beta, and omega? Do we really know that what made Mary special was her being a virgin? That immaculate conception could've been the first male omega, but the people didn't understand so we only know Mary as female? Was Joesph a beta? Did God knot Mary? Just some thoughts.

#abo #abo dynamics #blasphemy #just writer things #just christian things #memes #i think JC was an omega

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ocean-not-found · 4 months

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My Rev. Prayed over me, i can now tell the African carer i have been prayed for!!

I didn't, however, get a Demon cast out of me.

#anglican #coe #church of england #churches #just christian things #christian mysticism #lgbt anglican #lgbt catholic

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stil-lindigo · 7 months

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the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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#cw: emotional abuse #cw: gaslighting #cw: animal death #charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic #i love playing with the concept of religion like this #im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years #and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god.#and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead #but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so #anyway #one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name.#it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable.#but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning #he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god.#so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything.#“give me your heart.”#“my god. it had always been yours.”#comic art #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!

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suiheisen · 4 months

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j… jesus oppa ;____;

#ashsksjsks jesus k-idol era… and when he does his comeback stage…..???#i just want you to know the last thing i saw before my plane took off was an “i’m going to jesus cafe” message from my grandma #and the first thing i saw when i landed fifteen hours later yesterday was 130+ unread messages on kakaotalk #and i opened it and most of it was cutesy photos my grandma had sent me of her and white jesus #also: she is not even christian…. her friends were like wanna come and she was just like WHY NOT?#also… if you’re interested… in japan there’s a manga called 聖☆おにいさん (translated as ‘saint young men’)#which focuses on the lives of roomates jesus and buddha #(also there are fancomics based on this… including. of course. jesus/judas)#christmas

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prettieinpink · 4 months

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BEING MAGNETIC THROUGH SOFTNESS

BEING OPTIMISTIC, regardless of the circumstances. People love positivity and will gravitate to people who make them feel good regardless of their circumstances.

SMILE. Even if you’re just walking around, having a nice friendly smile appeals to people and deems you approachable.

HELP WHENEVER YOU CAN, hold the door for someone, or lift a small burden for them. However, if you’re helping someone and it is out of your capabilities, it’s people-pleasing.

BE PRESENT, don’t dwell on the past or worry about the future. Just focus on what you’re doing, and with who at that moment.

BE AN ACTIVE LISTENER, engage in conversations with people and genuinely take in the information they tell you + make an effort to remember these facts about them.

AVOID JUDGING AND GOSSIPING, no matter how nice you are, as soon as you display these traits, you create a distance between your friends/family. While honesty is valued, if people don’t feel like they can be their authentic selves around you, they’ll close themselves up.

GIVE COMPLIMENTS OFTEN. Only if you mean it. It doesn’t have to be someone who you’re close to, but even just passers-by.

BE VULNERABLE. People won’t open up to people who are closed up. Share your deepest fears, challenges and emotions to create a deeper connection and trust.

PRACTICE BEING HUMBLE, while it is okay to celebrate our successes, we must be mindful of the manner we do so. Acknowledge other’s efforts and be willing to learn from others.

REPLACE SORRY WITH THANK YOU. If you’re a serial say-sorry person, replace them with thank you. E.g. sorry I’m late -> thank you for patiently waiting.

BE OPEN-MINDED, surround yourself with a diverse environment, and be willing to learn from other’s perspectives.

TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY. Apologise when necessary and own up to your own mistakes, but be sure to not repeat them.

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theygender · 2 years

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The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday)#its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

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fleuvien · 9 months

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too real

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luciewitch13 · 18 days

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Sidney Sweeney in immaculate

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manda-kat · 1 month

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Friendly reminder that if you used to go to Church or a Christian school as a kid, but did not continue to study or grow your faith as you got older, than - no, you actually don't understand Christianity on the same level as a practicing adult believer.

I'm tired of hearing people dismiss the Christian faith and say 'well, I went to church as a kid, so I know what you believe'. That's the same as saying, 'my parents took my to the aquarium every week as a kid, so I know as much as your average marine biologist'.

If you're going to brag about how much knowledge you have about Christianity anyway, you should at least try not to say it on posts where you get things blatantly wrong about the Bible, the Church or- idk- the core message of the Gospel.

#I don't know how to explain to people that there is a difference between studying the bible and praying and discussing history and faith #and just showing up to church because your mom made you and drawing on the offering envelopes instead of paying attention #if you studied Christianity for real and spoke with members of the church and were an earnest member of the congregation #and still came away not believing #that's a different thing #but you have to admit the earlier excuse is insulting

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roseverdict · 5 months

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half-tempted to fake a book of the Bible. like i will straight-up end it with "oh by the way you just got pranked bro" i'm not here for legitimate actual blasphemery

i just also want to see how far i can get pretending to be a legitimate book to people who claim to be Biblically-led and yet aren't actually familiar with the text. like. if some dweebus on the internet can fake you out maybe you should go back and reread the parts you keep claiming support your views. maybe even check what other translations seem to say since translating between dissimilar languages from vastly different time periods really isn't as easy as going in and swapping hebrew and aramaic and greek words for identical english ones, so different translators might have emphasized different parts of the original text.

#rosie babbles #just Christian things #word nerd #bc like.#i know *I* was given a strictly-followed Bible class for long enough that even today i'd be able to clock a fake book name in a snap #but i doubt a lot of the Bible-thumpers running around putting words in God's mouth and ignoring what is inconvenient for them were.#i just have a lot of feelings about people refusing to check the original texts when the english translation of their choice seemingly #supports their hatred.#those feelings are rage. they're all rage

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rahabq · 6 months

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#femcel #just girly things #fight club #tyler durden #brad pitt #american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #taxi driver #travis bickle #robert de niro #girlblog #girlblogging #girly #female manipulator #female hysteria #ottesa moshfegh

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mercyraph · 2 years

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Yk those people who say "I like this band but I left cause the fandom was toxic"??

Catholic.

Christians.

Literally.

Like I vibe with J.C. Me and Jesus we like this🫂🫂yk? we UNDERSTAND what we both tryna say. We cool, I aint got beef with him, honestly I think he be speaking facts all day all night. But his fans?? They be lying ass, gatekeeping, toxic, crazy bitches. No offence to him eminence but they're feral, but not the good feral, more like the "Jesus did say that but I don't care, imma hate crime you. I'm still a good christian tho" feral.

#just christian things #catholocism #catholic #cathoblr #you can suck my dick with your homophobia #fuck your hate crime #disgrace to his grace #lizart: Ideology: good for the most part!fandom: literally the opposite

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miamigrandprix · 3 months

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dts rewatch | seasons 1&2

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