#king simp imo

[maliciousalice]

When you see your captain across the floor. 

#Inspired by the barbie movie lmao #himbos rise up #king simp imo #he just wants to make sure he's doing the right thing lmao #janeway #chakotay #fanart #barbie movie #startrek voyager #st:voy #captain janeway #my art #art #ABSOLUTE UNIT OF A MAN

[wielderofthechainsaw]

IM GONNA GO ON A RAMBLE ABOUT BARNABY BECAUSE I FUCUCUCIDUUDIDUD ARE UP IR LOVE GIM

OK

So

IM BEING SO FR BARNABY IS THE BEST BBU CHARACTER AND I HAVE VALID REASONING

HE HAS A CASTLE/MANOR LIKE BUDDYS RICH AF FOR THAT HE GOT FUCKING CUSTOM COFFIN WINDOWS AND EVERYTHING HUBBA HUBBA 😍(BIG J I DONT SIMP FOR HIM)

HE GOES BY ALL PRONOUNS LIKE A BADDIE LIKE HES A OARTY PLANNER HE DOESNT HAVE TIME FOR PRONOUNS YOU WOKE BASTARDS

AUTISTIC KING😝😝😝

HIS LAUGH IS MADE OF SILLY LITTLE OWL HOOTS ITS SO CUTE

HE WEARS PINK. AND I MEAN A BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF PINK LIKE LOOK

ITS SO PRETTY I CANT😭🙏

6. HES PLAYED BY ALASTORS OLD SINGING VOICE AND HAS A SUPER WIDE VOCAL RANGE BECAUSE HES A THESPIAN

7. TRAUMA🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

8. HIS MOUTH AND EYES ARE INSPIRED BY JACK-O-LANTERNS AND ITS SO COOL

9. HIS SONG IS DTRAIGHT FIRE IM LISTENING TO IT AS I TYPE THIS 🔥🔥

10. No seriously listen to it its called “a million gruesome ways to die” its on Spotify an dyoutube

11. HE’LL KILL YOU FREE OF CHARGE LIKE ZAMN HONEY I CAN STAY IN YOUR CASTLE FOR THE LOW PRICE OF MY MORTALITY AWOOGA 😘😘😘😘

12. HE USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH CHEMISTRY AND SCIENCE AND FANCY CHEESES AND ITS SO CUTE

FUCK HES SO SILLY OK OK MOVING ON

13. HE HAS THESE LITTLE ASSISTANTS CALLED BARNABOOS AND IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF BECASUE THAT NAME IS BOMB DIGGITY🤭🤭🤭

14. HE LOOKS LIKE A HARPY EAGLE LOWKEY EVEN THOUGH HES AN OWL SO THATS TWO OF MY FAV BIRDS IN ONE WTFFFFF

^ fullscreen to see what i mean

15. MY HANDS ARE STARTKNG TO CRAMP DO THISLL BE THE LAST ONE BUT HIS BOWTIE IN-GAME LOOKS LIKE MINNIE MOUSES LOWKEY

OK BYE

EDIT: MY HANDS FEEL BETTER AND I HAVE MORE

16: HE CAN HOLD HIS TRUSTY KNIFE WITH HIS FEET LIKE A GIRLBOSS BECAUSE ITS HARD TO HOLD THINGS WITH HIS WINGS IG

17. HE CAN STRETCH HIS LIMBS AND NECK LIKE ELASTAGIRL OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS

18. I LOVE HALLOWEEN AND HIS ENTIRE THEME IS HALLOWEEN AND THATS SO CUTE IMO

19. THERES A VIDEO ON THE OFFICAL BBU CHANNEL OF HIM BEING A JUDGE AND SCREAMS “SHUT UP!” TO THE JURY OF HIS BARNABOOS AND ITS SO SILLY

20. I LIKE TALL MEN AND BUDDYS PROBABLY OVER 60 FEET TALL

21. HIS VOICE IS SO CUTE

22. HERES A DRAWING OF HIM I MADE TO SHOW HOW BESUTIFUL HE IS (his face is right side up on purpose btw)

OK THATS ALL FOR NOW, DEUCES‼️

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@an-theduckin i remember you saying you wnated me to tag you in my rambles so here you go

#bbu barnaby #bbucommunity #billie bust up barnaby #billie bust up #rambles #rambling #rant post #good rant though #i love him #/them #/her #AWOOGA (/j) #Theres a million #Gruesome ways to die #HES ALSO A PARTY PLANNER #AND THE GRIM REAPER OF THE GAME #BASICALLY #HE HAS A OARTY THING #BUT TO GRT IN #YOU HAVE TO LET HIM KILL YOU #I WOULD #HAHA #peter griffin death pose #AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA

[atsumwah]

when you have cramps.

featuring : akaashi, bokuto, konoha, atsumu, osamu, kita & suna.

notes : cramps are the worst so if u hv them everytime u get ur period i feel u my dudes <3 also not proofread so just turn a blind eye and I'll fix it when i wake up && reblogs are appreciated!!

akaashi lets you sleep in more. he knows how tired you feel especially during the first few days so he makes it a mission to be as quiet as possible when he wakes up for the day, not before giving you a kiss on the forehead before he leaves. he even prepares your favourite for breakfast truly the best bf imo

bokuto keeps it quiet. he's known to be very loud and he knows that's one of the things you love about him too but he gets it if you don't want to be pestered a lot, especially when you're in pain. so when he gets back from practice to tell you about his day, he holds himself back to see how you're doing first. he'll spend most of the time listening to you and it's honestly a refreshing thing to see on his end.

konoha knows how to read you. he knows when he should take it easy with the teasing or when to give you some space for yourself or when to be attached to your hip when you're in a clingy mood. this would also be the time where he orders your favourite takeout and surprises you with it, along with your favourite ice cream stocked up in the fridge (he just knows u rlly well acts of services king right here tbh)

atsumu gives you cuddles. he doesn't have the luxury to stay with you in the mornings, but at night you're all his <3 if he gets off early, he's zooming home and prepares to have a night in with you. one arm holds you close to him while the other wraps around your waist to rub your tummy when you're in pain. it's also a bonus bcs he's loves having you in his arms anyways <33

osamu prepares your favourite food. like warm comfort food you don't get to eat a lot and only find it in a restaurant two hours away kind of food. even if its a complicated recipe, he'll try his best to replicate it and add a little samu in it too. will bring it to you if you're in bed or on the sofa.

kita has everything ready. tampons? check. pads? check. extra comfy clothing? check. you have a headache? no worries just lay in his lap and he'll massage it till you feel better. you have cramps? he's got a heat pad with your name on it . you want your favourite chocolate? he's got it all restocked in the fridge. he's prepared for literally anything.

suna becomes your personal butler not that he wasn't a simp for you already but seriously whatever you need, he gets for you no questions asked. he gets how shitty you're feeling (okay not really but he's heard from his sister how shitty it was) so he's not one to complain. you need a blanket? mans up and running to get you one. you don't like the food you ordered? he'll switch with you or even buy you something else. you need more ice cream? brb he's running to the store real quick. you need cuddles? say less he won't move for the next three hours if it came to that.

#—hcs. #haikyuu fluff #akaashi x reader #akaashi fluff #bokuto x reader #bokuto fluff #atsumu fluff #atsumu x reader #konoha x reader #konoha fluff #haikyuu x reader #suna x reader #suna fluff #osamu x reader #osamu fluff #kita x reader #kita fluff #hq #haikyuu! #haikyuu imagines #hq atsumu

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Fable 3, fuck Logan, lil bitch

Game: do u want to be Prince or Princess?

Me: I'd like to be the third secret sex

Game: what?

Me: THE MAIN CHARACTER

Game: y-yes that's-

Me: WHO GONNA SAVE THE WORLD

Game: that's what the sex-

Me: gotta go girl, boys are so obvious, he's gonna be all proper

Game: have u ever met a man...?

Me: girls are so badass, just look at Buffy

Game:...

Me:...

"Ready to see my man... the bastard Reaver"

"Damn, the city sure got bigger in like 20? Years"

"The hen tried to fly but couldn't but they can actually fly so we were all lied to"

"Damn, children working..."

"I cant remember this part of my castle"

"Holy shit it's fucking huge omg"

"Hehe that's what she said"

"That feather had plans"

"Ew look at that hat"

"Damn my dog could've been prettier"

"Pff, do u wanna look princess-y or cool"

"Obviously I'm picking the short and movable one"

"I fucking LOVE Jasper"

"I'm standing still, I wanna hear his comments to it"

"What happens if I try to leave in my pjs"

"He just went 'are u sure?' "

"Damn, he just threw a word at me that idk what means, but I think its like 'silly' "

"I look so pretty- wtf is that hair?"

"Jasper said avoid my brother, but what kind of sister would I be if I did?"

"I'm glad the princess can talk"

"Lmao I just had like the most gangsta handshake with a guard love it"

"I'm so happy I get to pet my dog, not a fan of how she sounds tho"

"Oh wait, I think maybe since I'm playing 3rd on xbox one, but did the 2nd on 360, maybe I won't have the queen but default king..."

"I'm just walking around shaking people's hands"

"Elliot is such a.... name, and- wait... who's gonna be the girl if I'm playing as him???"

"Next time..."

"I will be EVIL and idk why that's a guy"

"Hohoho I kissed the man"

"The city doesn't look like my city :( or... are we not in bowerstone, was that the name? Jesus, I've played the 2nd game for so long and I've forgotten"

"I love we're holding hands"

"I love Walter"

"Oh no my Prince, he ran away"

Walter: I want u to fight me, like your life dependent on it

Me: wow, that doesn't sound like a tutorial at all

"I'm gonna fuck up the buttons"

"Hell ye I did not"

"Damn, thought I should end the game here so I could sleep, but apparently you can't until a spesific place in the game... oh nooo, I have to do my fave hobby? Terrible:)"

"Running with my bois<3"

"There were NOT this many doors in my castle"

"The default is king :/"

"Imo king is so vanilla, like you don't give the same respect as a queen"

"All my hard work of being a queen just gone"

"Basically next time I'm doing it all on xbox one"

"Right, war room"

"Listening in"

"Damn, I'd be upset too if I was Logan, if I had that haircut"

"Oh, same throne at least"

"Ah... here comes the choice"

"Well, as the queen... I'm a good person... until I charge rent ofc haha"

"Bye baby :("

"He loves me😭"

"My MOTHER'S daughter, thank u very much"

Game: the hero was your dad

Me: what was that?

Game: I said the her-

Me: sounded like the wind

Game: tHE HE-

Me: whatever it was, it was saying bs... I miss my queen

Game: u know what? Fuck it.

"Run run run- Where's my dog btw?"

"Oh nevermind"

"Ugh, we're gonna look at the imposter, the king"

"I mean technically, Reaver IS a hero, he's just a bad one"

"Did Logan also go through the whole grab seal, end up in front of Theresa?"

"The seer of the SPIRE???"

"The queen would've fucking whipped Logan's ass if she knew"

"I'm sensing the fanfic energy... not from that Logan thing but for Reaver"

"I'm such a simp"

"For these terrible men...

"And my queen"

"You guided my MOTHER"

"What does Theresa even do in her spare time? I bet she crochets"

"I got a glove that let's me use magic... can anyone say Link? Cuz im getting Link vibes"

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP RUNNING IN MY WAY, YA BASTARD DOG"

"Do I get to name my hero? Or am I cursed to see 'hero' every time she speaks?"

"Do I get to name my dog?"

"Isn't the dog supposed bark when there's treasure close by? Cuz I only found that key cuz of my own memory"

"Jasper is scared of bats, he'd make a terrible batman"

Walter: did u see that Jasper???

Jasper: indeed your MOTHER would've been very proud

"Why can't I run"

"Did the queen make these tunnels?"

"What happens if I don't buy the castle in the second game?"

"Can I slut around in this game too?"

"Like mother like daughter, or is it like daughter like mother? I honestly don't know"

"What's with the gift in the symbol in the corner?"

"Thought all the transportation gates were all gone, I'm pretty sure I'm on one"

"Oh wow, look at all that winter. Just like norway"

"I can make friends by shaking hands"

"I'm gonna make everyone love me with how great I am with my hands"

"For handshakes, I meant handshakes"

"I forgot I had to go back to sanctuary to change, which is much better than just changing out into the open imo"

"Oh hell yea! Look at all those gifts!"

"Bleh the outfit is... yeah"

"Dog potion? For what?

"Pink poodle"

"Doberman"

"White poodle... who wants a poodle?"

Clockwork dog potion??? What does that even mean???"

"Setter dog potion??? What"

"Five star dog potion...?"

"That's all the gifts, i wanted a gift for myself"

"AWW I GOING WITH ALSATIAN DOG, LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN SHEPHERD OMG"

"I CAN NAME THE DOG"

"should be something fun-.... hehe"

"Betcha u can guess"

"I'm giving 10 coins to everyone, I have 129 left"

"Damn, 20coins left"

"Gotta talk to the man with the small fish name"

"What are those jester shoes"

"My mom, the queen, was busy for like 20 or something years..."

"Oh! I'm getting more gifts!"

"They better be for me istg"

"I went into a sink hole water thing and found a wedding ring"

"I think a fish is proposing to me"

"Ooo, dye"

"Are all my packages dye?"

"Tattoo set, nothing says rebel as much as this, I just got out of the castle"

"Bushy hairstyle"

"Bowerstone soldier uniform...???"

"Yule costume lmao"

"Silly outfits, dye and hair types, oh and that tattoo set"

"Out to explore more!"

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #fable iii #fable3 #fable 3 #fable #text post

[duskydrawings]

what is your ship about Pk

You've no idea how long I've waited for someone to ask about this.

And still, I've got no good answer. Honestly WL x PK is very beautiful-looking and also supported by canon, but at the same time I don't have her fleshed out to nearly the same extent as PK, which makes it difficult for me to be hyped/invested. The same goes for Grimm. I'm not particularly attached to him, but he is super cool nonetheless!

Probably the closest thing for me is Pale Watcher. And like, I'm not talking about some variation where both PK and Lurien survive and get a happy ending together. No. Because I am evil, I greatly enjoy the concept of Lurien sacrificing himself out of one-sided love. And, as much as I think they would mesh well together personality-wise I can't see my interpretation of PK being comfortable in a relationship with Lurien, due to many reasons.

For one, there's a pretty huge power discrepancy, two, my mans would basically be sending his would-be-boyfriend to his death, three, I still think PK would hold lingering fidelity toward WL, and four, he's understandably got self-esteem issues and would deem himself unworthy of a loving relationship even if the opportunity presented itself. Has he always had those issues? No, but I think it got increasingly clear to him as things escalated that he's not who he thought he was — more on all of this later*.

Also, Lurien is probably too chicken to confess and PK is too socially oblivious (sperg) to know when someone wants to put a ring on him. IMO it's a great will-they-won't-they dynamic I basically never get tired of. Truly, a source of endless giggles AND silly leg-swinging whilst twirling my luscious locks.

TL;DR, PK is super single, you guys. He's too busy trying to dad after I unceremoniously revived him for that very purpose. I can't let such a tragic dadfailure go unchanged!

*So, I know not everyone has this interpretation, but my particular variation of PK values his moral integrity IMMENSELY and strives to do the Right thing. Entering a relationship with Lurien, for example, would probably not be the Right thing. I think Lurien is perceptive enough (it's his job) to realize this as well and would not push it. SIMP <3.

With all of that said, the vessel plan haunted PK to his death and tore him asunder, mentally. Like, he was probably guilt-free and doing fine during the dawn of his reign, considered himself worthy of love — but after having to create the vessels? Nah. I do not have any doubt in my mind that PK recognized how fucked it was. Guy literally had a mantra to soothe himself (no cost too great) and I'm not even sure he believed it... Dude probably had the cognitive dissonance and self-gaslighting turned up to 100 in order to live with himself. So yeah, if someone asked him out on a date or something he'd probably just go: "oh, you can do better than me".

*pinches his cheeks*

Which cheeks, you ask? Yes.

Also, you might find it weird that I would say PK has fidelity for WL considering the canon infidelity. Some jokingly/seriously characterize him as a 'playa' because of this. Well, my specific boy is not a playa!!! Too awkward for it and not nearly horny enough. He's running on fumes as-is. WL is the horny one, goddammit.

So, in my opinion, that dalliance wasn't really something he desired and was more a means to an end. I'm glad he did it though! Otherwise we wouldn't have our girlboss Hornet. Thanks king!!! 😘

Anywayyyy I think I got pretty off-track but I enjoyed getting my sperg on. I appreciate the ask!

#ask stuff #hk pale king #pale king #hollow knight #hk

[bloobluebloo]

Okay, quick question. Can you rank all of Ganondorf’s designs in the series since you already did his beast forms?

A quick question but no quick answer ahahaha Ocarina of Time:

Okay so look, this, THIS is the guy that started my years long obsession. His design here is so ridiculous. They call him the man in black armor but WHERE IS THE BLACK ARMOR? What I see is a skin tight black leotard with leather armor that is....molded to his abs? This is a sign that Ganondorf always ALWAYS has to maintain abs to wear all this. He is wearing thigh high leather BOOTS with a little heel in them. He has Pingu kneecaps. He is wearing a belt at his waist that doesn't seem to serve any actual function. The links holding his forehead jewel in place pass BENEATH his eyebrows. He has dumbo ears. He is a goth child gone wrong, a piss baby and a massive hater. 9.8/10 what the fuck are you doing Ganondorf. Wind Waker:

Wind Waker Ganondorf decided that his fashion choices of his younger days were far too complicated and stupid to maintain and that maintaining 5% body fat was also really stupid and impractical. Instead he opts for an elegant robe that gives him the air of a wiser, albeit still maniacal, man. I love how his sleeves flair out and the patterns along it that lead to the wonderful pattern on his back. The jewel he wears on his chest is a nice added touch. His shoes are kinda weird though. 9.5/10.

Twilight Princess:

Honestly this entire design fucking slaps so hard. He is actually wearing black armor this time. His facial features are so sharp and well defined and severe and HANDSOME HE IS SO FREAKING HANDSOME IN THIS GAME BUT IN A DERANGED WAY. The armor is just stupendous, and the fact that TPHD added a Link engraving on it is *chef's kiss*. The injury on his chest is fucking gruesome and badass and tells a whole story on its own. He wields the holy blade that was meant to kill him, and designed a sheath for it in Gerudo fashion as the ultimate fuck you to his executioners. He paints his nails. His crown is so intricate and extra. I do find his hair a little funky though. 9.7/10. Hyrule Warriors:

HE HAS LONG HAIR FLOWING OUT. His crown is also very extra. He has little daisies on his armor. He wears the Hyrulean equivalent of 20 dollar bills on himself. His gauntlets are so ridiculous why do they have CLAWS they must catch onto so many things! He also wears way too many belts and has a butt cape (to protect himself from the oogling eyes of simps). He really needs to take his armor into a smithy because that shit has cracks literally everywhere. His buttcape needs mending too! This man loves war and fighting and is not afraid to show it. 9.9/10.

BONUS SHOUTOUT TO MY FAVORITE SKINS

Chickendorf (His blue eyes really freaked me out the first time I saw them ahaha. That is where the inspo for my user name comes from btw)

TRONdorf:

Tears of the Kingdom:

WHY!!! IS HE GREEN!!! Like all the other Ganondorfs have a more natural shade of skin, or at least a passable color but this really, really bothers me. He is so green. He did not have to be green. We know he's the bad guy without making him green. ANYWAYS, apart from that, I love that he is always, ALWAYS with one sleeve off. Of course we love to see his beautiful body he worked so hard for but it also suggests that he is always ready to throw hands. He has a tattoo which is awesome. His belt is pink and that is very Barbie girl of him. I really really like the design of his robe; I just wish we could have a full view of the patterning inside. His hair style is so ridiculous but that is on par for Ganondorf (and I think the little manbun is cute imo). He is decked out in so much gold he is making sure you know he's king. He paints his nails because that's canon for him now. Truth be told I enjoy the round ear look, but I hate the implication it has in the lore. Also please he needs shoes a desert man cannot be walking around barefoot. 9/10.

#ganonthots #DERE DONE LIKE DINNER

[renisfan]

Since book 7 ended I made a tier list just for fun

Ginnungagap isn't included in the maker yet but she'd be either fine or exist

Book ranking would be 6>=3>>>4=5>>2>>>>>7>1 but book 7 really is only saved by that book 1 didn't actually have a story

Alfonse's Savage Boar arc and Vero's Azure Moon arc sealed their position at the top. TL;DR they're both mitris 🥺 (but still lower than the actual mitri)

Never talked about it before but I love Letizia too for her silent but fierce hatred. Her insidious plan, the little acting she put up in front of Vero, her pathetic downfall and the last stand she kept for herself are all <3

Bruno got extra points for his exploding shirts 💯

Embla is held down by that her backstory and her action isn't well connected logically imo and the little bit of uwu sobfest from Vero but at least her backstory is good and I like her lines before the last battle.

Laegjarn has fallen off a bit especially with the weird trend of pairing her with Fjorm but her character is neat anyway.

The fairies are cute as a group although I don't understand why they simp for Freyja that hard.

Ymir & Freyr kinda feel like "they exist" too due to lack of story presence but I like them a bit more than those in the exist tier.

Otr and Eitri got their own tier for their yandere and meme power 🤪

Helbindi is a good guy but it cancelled out with my dislike to his design sorry 😔

Njordr is like the opposite case where he could easily move up 2 tiers for his art alone if his existence isn't just Man BaD™

Reginn could have gone 1 tier higher if not for the part where she went "Yay Dagr will take care of my country so I can stay with the summoner a bit longer!" RIGHT AFTER SHE JUST SWORE TO BE A GOOD KING AND AFTER WE LEARNED HOW HER COUNTRY HAD FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDENCE FROM JOTUN?? Like seriously???

Kvasir is a lot more tolerable than her older selves but the uwu is still there and they're the same person after all so unfortunate for her 😔

Heidr is a good kid who deserved better but her lines are so full of cringy fan services I just can't 😩

Nerpus seemed okay at a glance but the more I think about her actions the less sense they make. Especially how she knew things will go wrong but still gave you the Ar because uwu Sharon is too cute (instead of, you know, actually explain why Njordr bad?), or how she insists that you can't save Kvasir & Gullveig again and again only to later lend power to save them anyway 🙄

But good news even if I have complaints there's isn't a Heroes character I really hate yet, like the Nope tier would still be above Edel tier 😅

[ceoofhelaegon]

I never understand this whole "maesters bias for Aegon" when that damn book has been written decades later after the dance and after all of Aegon's line died. Also Aegon the "targaryen" king who fed a maester to his dragon, who burnt religious people alive, who also gets compared to Maegor by one of the maesters is going to get Maesters simping for him??? Isn't people are saying that Maesters hate the dragons and the targaryen? If that so why would the maesters want to take the side of a man whose a targaryen+ have a good bond with his dragon+ avenged the dragons by burning the people are responsible for it+ killed a maester by feeding him to his dragon+maesters compare him to Maegor because of that. All of that's doesn't make sense and just because they know that Aegon as a character+as a Dragonrider is better than Rhaenyra in many things so this the reason why every "good" thing about Aegon is propaganda, every "bad" thing about Rhaenyra is propaganda too.

Hey, Nonnie.

I think that at the end of the day, people think that Aegon is the villain and R is the hero.

Which is why they can’t wrap their heads around the fact that both sides suck, obviously people will like one team over the other but overall, neither of them were good rulers.

Also comes from the fact that people think that team green wasn’t “Targaryen” enough when couldn’t be further from the truth, Aegon was as Targaryen as you can get.

At the end of the day, they want their fave to look better so that is their excuse when there was only one “pro-green” source in F&B. As you said, there was no need to please Aegon and his descendants, there weren’t none.

Things like his dragon, would be things well documented. IMO, we can take seriously verifiable things, like battles and big incidents, such as Aemond losing his eye.

#ask #anon #answered #aegon ii targaryen

[accidentalslayer]

💗 Comfort Shows 💗

Thank you @elegantsplendour for inviting me to join in on the fun! Plus, it kind of helps me break the ice of my deep lurking/rabid reblogging LOL. I don't actually know 10 people on Tumblr yet so I'll just tag the people I do know~

@rosecentury @closetedwh0r3 @ren-drake @brandyovereager @leonorasbabygirl @catmikaelson20 @green-eyedshooter-blog @margueritetheduchess05

Rules are as follows: post 10 of your favorite comfort TV series and then tag 10 people. ♡

1. Once Upon a Time. (I used to be super heavy into watching/interacting with the fandom. Tbh, it was mostly because I simp for Rumplestiltskin and Belle/Lacy. Oh, to be a single piece of straw that Rumple spins into gold...)

2. Versailles. (I am a HUGE fan of period pieces & disaster brothers. The chaotic dynamic between Louis the 8th, the Sun King, and his brother, the Duke du New Orleans really had me hooked! Plus the cool polycule that the Duke, the Chevalier, & the Princess Palatine was 🤌🧂👩‍🍳)

3. Bridgerton. (Do I even need to expound the joy and excellence of Bridgerton? They recently dropped some teaser pics of Season 3 with Penelope and Colin and I am literally frothing at the mouth. It exists now to torment me in the back of my conscious mind. 🙃 😭)

4. The Originals. (Around the same time I got into OUAT, I was also addicted to the Originals! Klaus was my immediate favorite because of his BIG YANDERE energy but also because we're both artists. I also paint and create visions that I'd like to see in the world. Recently re-watching it again so I can write Dawn Misplaced, I began to switch allegiances to Elijah. I love his classy, polished "business man" vibe. I wonder how he'd fair against Rumplestiltskin...?)

5. The Vampire Diaries. (I realized that I had never seen this show before I watched the Originals and I'm currently blazing through Season 2. I love Damon and Stefan. More so Damon. I have a bad boys thing, I know. Tbh, I don't trust Stefan for some reason. I also think I'd enjoy sitting and writing in the same room as Elena. And I would Homer Simpson fade into the bushes whenever Katherine is around.)

6. Shadow and Bone. (Ngl, I was only in it for The Darkling and no one else. I do not care about the Sun Summoner or her whole entire character arc and would have happily watched the series if it'd centered around Kaz and Kirigan fighting for the destruction or expansion of the Fold. I also found the main protagonist super annoying. But she is a light magic user and the common trope or dark side of the light is righteousness and hypocrisy.)

7. Hotel Del Luna. (I LOVE K-dramas! This series is an amazing, quirky story that tackles themes like death, trauma, and shedding the past in a way that makes you laugh & and feel vindicated. Plus, the female lead is super confident, cool, & empowered throughout the narrative and has a lot of yandere traits without being too ridiculous. Also, I just love the concept of a hotel for ghosts in the afterlife. There's so much potential in that trope.) 8. Mr. Queen (Another quirky K-drama about time travel that takes place in the austere land of Joseon. There's time travel, sarcastic and witty banter. Gender swapping through crazy awesome Korean magic. And a clever, irreverent protagonist who slowly redeems himself over the process of the whole series from asshole to best boy. At least imo. Also, the outfits, and the background of the whole show is just really well-done. I can tell a lot of love went into those hanboks.) 9. Hannibal. (Okay so not exactly a comfort show as much as it is a "Yandere Crave". When I'm writing villain or misunderstood characters I sometimes just start binging on this show. I love Mads Mikkelsen. I guess I just have a thing for the last name "Mikael's son" and variants of it. The dynamic between Hannibal and Will was maddening and intense and I love how obsession and finding yourself reflected in another person plays a part of it.) 10. The Untamed (Have you ever watched a TV series that moved you to tears both in it's narrative, setting, outfit, and actors? Have you ever burned with longing for two characters to embrace each other while they both fought on opposite sides of philosophy and politics? Have you ever burst out in tears crying ugly sloppy happy and sad tears at the end of it and felt an emptiness so profound in your soul upon completion of it? Number 10 wears the crown in my list. It has no equal.)

#tagging game #10 favorite tv shows #accidental'sbig10 #accidental speaks

[mildlylesbian]

MCYTblr Sexyman Bracket Round 3 Predictions

There has been a lot of debate for who deserves to win these polls. Many say the people like Scar and Cleo are not sexymen, for they are far too traditionally sexy. Do I agree with them? Absolutely. However they do not consider the fact that Scar is a wet cat, and I like Cleo. JoeHills may deserve to win, but they deserve to come second.

Anyway, I'll give brief reasons for why I think the person will win their matchup. Feel free to fight me in the tags, or you can personally come to my home and beat me up. Let me know what works best for you!

Scar VS JSchlatt

This one needs no explanation. Everyone and their cat is going to vote for Scar, the fanartists simply draw him too sexy. He also has the personality of a tumblr sexyman, for he is incompitant yet charming and has people that will cheer for him while he commits crimes against the universe.

Techno VS CaptainSparklez

I don't have strong feelings about either of these people, but based off round 2 they'll probably be pretty close in scores. I do think Techno will win by a small margine, simply because a lot of people enjoy him. Regardless of who wins they will be crushed by Scar in round 4, so rip to them both.

Doc VS False

This is such a good match up imo, and the fact I will be made to choose hurts me on a personal level. Overall Doc gives me more tumblr sexyman vibes than False, as he is insane and i mean that as a compliment. So, Doc will win but False will fight him like hell.

Ren VS Oli

Another great match-up. This one will probably be too close to call until the very end since they both have great sexyman vibes, and as much as I adore ren I do believe Oli will/should win. Do I watch him? No. However he seems weird, and that is the key to be a sexyman.

Cleo VS Eret

Cleo is hot, she should win. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

On a more serious note, I do think this race will be close. I do not know who Eret is, but based off of posts I've seen they do appear to have sexyman vibes. unfortunately Cleo is hot and we are all simps, so he will lose.

Pearl VS Philza

I see the appeal of Philza, I see why he could win, HOWEVER DL Pearl is a wet cat who tries to act tough but just breaks down into tears every other minute. She is pathetic and must win.

Bdubs VS LDShadowLady

They're both weird af, I don't know what to tell you. the race will probably be close, but Bdubs will pull ahead solely because he has been babygirl-ified to the moon and back. Also, I'd like to talk to whoever made the short kings fight.

Joel VS Ranboo

I know nothing about Ranboo, but I know people like him and he's probably weird. Because of this he'll pull ahead, however Joel will put up a great fight for he is pathetic. truly a showdown for the ages.

Etho VS Aimsey

I know nothing about Aimsey and I feel sorry for her, because Etho may be small in size but he is a legend and will probably win solely based on that fact. Will it be a slaughter? No. But it will still be heartbreaking.

Scott VS Jimmy

I'd like to file a formal complient to everyone who had a hand in making this matchup possible. Regardless of the winner we all lose, so what's the point?

The point is to tell you Jimmy is far more pathetic than 99% of the people in this bracket, and especially more pathetic than Scott, and based off of this alone he should win. However, if he ends up losing that will also be funny.

Mumbo VS Impulse

A good match, and not a soulcrushing one like the last one. Honestly, Mumbo is a pathetic wet cat while Impulse is the squishest person to ever grave our screens. Because of this the race will be close, however mumbo will probably win because we all miss him and think he deserves it.

Pixs VS Charlie

No idea who Charlie is, however his skin seems to appeal to people and he looks like a wet cat. I also know next to nothing about Pix, but he seems far to compitent to be a sexyman. Therefore, Charlie wins.

Joe VS Xisuma

I AM NOT IMMUNED TO JOE HILLS PROPAGANDA. Xisuma is fundimentally not a tumblr sexyman, meanwhile he is put up against the weirdest, most inconsistant, and confusing man to ever exist. Joe will sweep, you will vote joe, we will make this happen.

Wilbur VS Tango

based off pure vibes, Wilbur will probably win. Tango will put up a great fight, and might keep it neck in neck for a while, however Wilbut seems far to cryptid to lose.

Grian VS Keralis

Two people commonly portrayed by the fandom as cosmic horrors. In my opinion, Grian will win because his sad boi (tm) traumatic backstory is more fleshed out and his cosmic horror design lends for more interesting art, plus his channel size is sure to boost his votes. Overall, Keralis is very cool but he stood no chance.

Sausage VS Quackity

I know nothing about these men, but based off vibes alone I feel like it will be a close fight. Quackity will probably pull ahead in the last few hours, but I can see it going either way. They both seem very weird.

#mcytblr sexyman bracket #mcytblr sexyman bracket round 3 #I am not tagging all these content creators #joe hills sweep #long post

[palisadewasp]

Hollow Knight Headcanons Based on Vibes Only but I'm Not Good at Getting Vibes From Characters so It's All Just Shitty

Also, I'm throwing canon out of the fucking window for this. Again, just the vibes I get from the characters.

Ze'mer shops at Trader Joe's (Imo Trader Joe's is the most Sapphic grocery store and I will not be elaborating).

I mentioned this in another post, but Xero had a HUGE emo phase. He used to be edgy and dramatic, and hell, he still is.

Bretta is a Kpop stan and she WILL fight you if you disagree with her about her favorite groups.

This is a more serious headcanon that I'll put here anyway. The marriage between the White Lady and the Pale King wasn't very... happy. My friend and I think that PK was definitely Aroace and just hooked up for the void babies, and that WL was probably hella gay.

Ok like a lot of the fandom would probably agree with me on this, but I think that Lurien was an absolute SIMP for PK. Like, to a point where it's almost comical. Just. Fuckin manlet simp and doesn't even bother to hide it. Poor guy.

Quirrel was a gifted kid and he has ADHD. Because I said so.

Grimm is a Tim Burton fan and a simp for Victor Van Dort.

that's all my tired brain can muster for now, see ya later!

#poggay rambles #hollow knight #hk ze'mer #hk xero #hk bretta #hk white lady #hk pale king #hk lurien #hk quirrel #hk grimm

[dancing-bear]

I'm on an Owl House binge (my first watch-through) and no one can stop me. that being said! here's some thoughts;

- why is Belos' branding so similar to Bill Cipher shit?? HELLO???? "Demon Realm"???? I've connected the dots.

- I literally just got here and am CONSTANTLY simping for Eda. if I accidentally went the a magic realm and befriended a tall feral witch lady– WAIT!! LADY D????

- the sound design and soundtrack is SO GOOD!!!!!!!!! so good. I love it. gives me all the serotonin. it's funky and plinky and majestic!! the episode at King's castle especially. I AM IN LOVE!!

- I was afraid Lumity would feel forced but it absolutely didn't!! the relationship developed in a believable way and I love it. although Amity being a bitchy mean girl should've lasted longer imo.

- I would take a bullet for King. I want to pet him.

- the character designs are all so good on every level. personal appeal? yep. psychological recognition? absolutely! I would recognize the characters' silhouettes.

#the owl house #toh #the owl house luz #luz the human #amity blight #eda the owl lady #king clawthorne #king owl house

[timidloner]

thank you for the recommendations! i've played samurai of hyuga before, and imo it's great! it's the only IF i've encountered before yours that has a yandere RO (love them 👌) and of course, real life serial killers are nothing but disgusting. i only simp for the fictional ones. i wish you all the best with your story!

Mmm, maybe I should give it a try! But I dunno if I want to go through five(???) books before I get to the yandere. Anyway! I hope you like the recommendations, they're great games that deserve more recognition.

Also...

That's king/queen/royal behavior, anon!

I just wanted to say it because I started talking about murdersims, which I love, and I didn't want people to think I'm a freak (negative). I'm a freak (positive), hahaha.

Anyway, thank you! I hope you like Chapter 1 as well!

#ask away! #from lon to you

[transmascnaotoshirogane]

why fanon warriors sucks most of the time: a snippet by yours truly

okok so 1. this bitch has woman trauma and is probably demi aroace or at least goes by that for now bc of it. not sure how the fandom decided that he was a woman's guy and a flirt but apparently that's what they think of him, even though his adventure was him trying to stop a woman high on simp energy from starting a war and reviving the demon king. cia from general context clues would've def been manipulative and possessive over wars cough mental abuse so there shouldn't be any reason to think that he's actively seeking a relationship w a woman

2. he's not cocky or whiney or anything. he's a military captain, he was in contact with high military officals and the princess—he knows how to control his tounge. also (canon to the comic), he tells twilight not to get ahead of himself bc he learned that the hard way from the dl battle. wars is more humble and honorable than anything fanon gives him. the better reason (imo) why he's so tight about his appearance is morale. who would you want to fight for (purely appearance wise), someone who looks clean and confident or someone who's already been beaten up? there's a lot more to the psychology that I am definitely not qualified to be ranting about but tldr it's to boost morale, and the process just kinda stuck after the war (considering he's still a captain based on dialogue and his uniform)

I'm sure there's a lot more but tbh my brain is slightly fried from reviewing just what I dislike about fanon warriors (might add more for another boy, might not, idk yet)

-🌺

okay ur so right ESPECIALLY abt the entire 'ladies man' thing bc??? its gotta be traumatising as FUCK for a LITERAL WAR TO BREAK OUT because a woman HAD A CRUSH ON YOU.

#twinks ask box #hibiscus anon #hibiscus anon my beloved #big brain beloved

[bunny-rambles]

ngl kaeya and diluc always make me wanna cry 🥲 THE HIDDEN STRIFE EVENT PLSSSS IM NOt OK IM SOBBING HALF THE TIME AND DYING THE OTHER

also haha strange that your blog is basically scara centric even tho you like albedo more, as a scara simp i love that BUT RECENTLY IVE STARTED TO SIMP FOR ALBEDO?? HELP?? Hes JUST- mwah ❤️

since the universe is letting me just suFFER im not really doing anything other than sleeping, watching tv and scrolling thru tumblr (oh and i cant forget DYING) so i decided to just ✨appear✨ again hehe

also i just started experimenting with writing a harbinger!reader and its too much fun and im listening to maybe too many villain playlists and then making my own lmao

anyway i need some thoughts abt albedo bumping into harbinger!reader and instantly figuring out who they are but reader has absolutely no clue that he does and also reader totally becomes protective of klee BECAUSE SHES SO CUTE HOW can ONE NOT LOVE HER OK ack im rambling 💀💀 BUT KLEE HAS NO CLUE THAT reader is well.. a harbinger and most likely a villain or at least has killed someone?? and im crying bc i just love klee and albedo so much now help-

thats should be all for now hhehehhe

- king

I think I got into the writing side of the Genshin community by looking up Diluc and Kaeya fics (not the ship, but their brotherly bond has such a good potential for angsty hurt/comfort that it was too good to pass up, even if it is only platonic) so this event really did feed me well lmfao

Hehehehe… Hehehe.. Heh… Welcome to the dark side, my friend. You’re stuck here now >:) Albedo’s model let’s him down tbh so I understand why some people don’t simp for him. But ugh in official art? Yeah, that’s a no brainer, he’s so GXYCUFUFYCGRDYCIVIH- (personally I like his model, could be better but he’s still a cutie- but his art is on another level entirely. Just- god tier, can’t get any better honestly, he just beats everyone else imo)

You can ✨appear✨any time you like, I always enjoy you in my inbox, no matter how late I reply, it’s always lovely to hear from you <33 but I hope you’re feeling better now :/

Villain playlists are very satisfying to listen to, really gets me in the mood if I need to write some arguments or just angst in general.

Ahem. Hope you don’t mind some brainrot rambling- I’ll put it utc for anyone else reading so they’re not spammed by it

I’ve been wanting to do something like a harbinger reader for quite some time, but I’m not sure if anyone would be interested in that, since I’ve seen quite a few people do that idea already. But if it’s specifically requested, I’ll do it,,, Anyway.

Yes. Harbinger reader. Albedo would figure it out soon, if not right away when he meets you. He’s wary of what a harbinger would want with his little sister.

If Klee was perhaps a little older, you would offer to take her under your wing, teaching her the ways of the fatui, operating as your apprentice. Your adorable little apprentice that acts like a living grenade, grinning as she decimates anything in her path. But alas, even someone as evil as you wanted to preserve her carefree innocence for just a little longer before she had to open her eyes to how cruel the world could be.

So, Albedo lets you carry on this little charade of protectiveness, so long as you’re not hurting her. It’s only when you protect him from an onslaught of Fatui soldiers on Dragonspine with your Cryo vision (or, you know, whatever vision reader would have but I just thought it shows that harbinger reader really cares if they’re using CRYO in a snowy environment. Also woukd be kind of funny with Albedo like ‘???? Why are you using Cryo in the SNOW?’ ), did he realise that what you were doing wasn’t out of cunning malice but out of the genuine connection you had made with the two blondes. You weren’t… Insufferable. In fact, you were quite pleasant to be around. But he still has his reservations about you being with such a corrupt group, that’s something he’s always going to be cautious of. And he does warn you, in a not so subtle way:

If you EVER put Klee in danger, Knight, harbinger, status wouldn’t of mattered between the two of you- he would deal with you personally. (I can’t tell if this scares or excites me- reader is probably extremely confused at the emotions it elicits)

Fortunately you knew better than to double cross him, especially when you were slowly falling in love with your enemy… oh no, what did that little girl do to you? She made you all… Soft. And now you’re falling for her brother. You’re an awful harbinger. You knew it was wrong and yet…

Something about this knight captivated you, especially when he brushed your hair behind your ear when it blew in your face, or whispered how you were his favourite muse when the world fell silent and it was just the two of you. Yes. The two of you, hand in hand - cities crumbling, gods falling - as long as you were with him, nothing could stop you.

Albedo would suit morally grey harbinger reader, you’re both flight risks and are willing to do whatever it takes to protect your loved ones. You’re also both incredibly dangerous and have the potential to unleash hell upon the world. Maybe two chaotic souls ground each other, keeping things in balance. But if anyone was to set either of you off… I don’t even think gods could stop the impending doom you both would bring. Thankfully, no one’s tried to do that. Yet.

Hehe. Maybe I went a little overboard but it sparked some inspiration, something I’ve been lacking in (especially today) let me know what you thought about it <3 expand it, if you like.

#bun speaks #king anon #ramblings #just complete brainrot that’s probably written messily but it’s okay #sorry if I went on for too long #don’t steal my ideas pls #albedo my beloved

[ladykailolu]

So… when are we gonna talk about your/our obsession with Gyro Zeppeli

You know you are, and I know I am

I used to do a lot more with my part 5 OCs

But not I do stuff mostly for my part 7 OCs

And they revolve mostly around Gyro with Johnny being in there somewhere

We need to go to like… simp rehab

Not that it matters cause I’ll just get addicted to a new character

It happen with Mikey from TMNT 2012

(F) Corrin from FEF

All 4 of the princes from FEF

Kars

Kakyoin

Bruno

Narancia

Trish

Johnny (briefly)

Mt. Tim

And now Sandman

(But even as I simp for Mt. Tim and Sandboi, I’m still obsessing over Gyro at the same time)

You’ve infected me with Gyro obsession! /:(

💔🥙🔫

That's the fun part: simping never ends!!!!

I hope this obsession goes on for a lot longer imo. Gyro is such a fun character to think about. I still obsess over Jotaro and Weather Report 💗💗💗💗💗 Kings.

#lady k answers #oreocookiezzz