Clone High AU
Coraline- Clone of Amelia Earhart
Goes missing a lot
She’s always riding on someone’s shoulders
Hangs out on the roof
Wybie- Clone of Mansa Musa
Giving his money away, it comes right back to him
Student council treasurer
Surprisingly, not very popular
Norman- Clone of Nostradamus
He’s always making these wild predictions no one believes… Until they come true
Will tell you your astrological sign
Member of the weirdos club with Agatha
Neil- Clone of James Creighton
Trying to get the school to fund a hockey team
Until then, he’s cool playing in the halls
Always the butt of Canadian jokes
Dipper- Clone of Ivan T. Sanderson
Obsessed with all things cryptids
Suspicious of the school’s intentions for the students
But no one listens
Mabel- Clone of Coco Chanel
The school’s top trendsetter
“NO CAPES!”
Dramatic outfit change in the middle of the day
Raz- Clone of Jules Léotard
Wears a leotard under his clothes. You never know when a performance opportunity might come
Vent gremlin with Eggs
Sitting anywhere other than a chair
Lili- Clone of Margaret Mee
Will chain herself to a tree about to be cut down
Puts up fliers about deforestation, and they’re graphic
Can and will take control of a bulldozer and chase after people trying to cut down a tree
Kubo- Clone of Sanada Yukimura
Has different blades hidden somewhere on his person
Kinda emo
Gets along well with Agatha
Eggs- Clone of Floyd Collins
Vent gremlin
Always digging for something
Tracks in dirt
Winnie- Clone of Marie Antoinette
Has a lot of wigs
LOVES cake
Has a ton of fancy gowns
Agatha- Clone of Sarah Good
Terrified of fires and pilgrims
Not a fan of modern slang, but likes cellphones
That one loner girl
Kat- Clone of Harriet Wilson
Always writing in her black journal
Tunes people out with her studded headphones
Hangs out with Wybie and Raúl
Raúl- Clone of Wifredo Lam
Never leaves home without his spray paint and a gas mask
Creates angsty art on any wall he can find
Gets along well with Lili. He designs most of her posters
Stan: So, how’d the kids take it when you told them they’ve been frozen for twenty years?
Ford: Oh, I think they handled it well.
*Earlier*
Ford: For anyone who thinks it is 2003… You are wrong!
Clone Kids: … *Freaking out*
Coraline: *Holding up a cellphone* WHAT IS THIS?! *Points to a laptop* WHAT IS THAT?! *Points to Ford’s sneakers* WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!
Ford: Ah, you’re catching on already.
Lili: This isn’t real! *Hits herself over the head with a chair*
Neil: Why is the world so warm?!
Norman: Guys! Guys!… Blockbuster is gone!
Raúl: NOOOOO!!
Kat: WHERE IS DESTINY’S CHILD?!
Wybie: There was a brother in office?!
Mabel: I CAN’T HANDLE THESE CHANGES!
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What fans say:
Kubo and the Two Strings:
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Stop-motion animation is underrated and this movie is such a beautiful example of it.
Amazing action, beautiful family. Reminds me of my own family in the best way possible.
Devastating. The story of family in all its complexities.
Robots:
The hit me baby one more time scene is iconic.
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Laika movies in a nutshell:
Coraline: The poster child, the one referenced most (for good reason), fighting for its life not to be attributed to Tim Burton
Paranorman: The one you don't expect to emotionally destroy you and yet it does, every aspect of every character is spot on, very realistic for a movie about ghosts
The Boxtrolls: The one that could have had more potential had the antagonist not been a villainized working class drag queen, strange mix of body horror and education about antisemitic conspiracies
Kubo and the Two Strings: Heartbreaking story, strong characters and plot, you'll feel changed after watching it, weirdest choice of voice actors though
Missing Link: FINALLY confirmation that Bigfoot is related to Yetis, we ALL KNEW IT, unique take on Shangri-La, actual breaking of gender roles and tropes in media
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