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typing out this long ass story and i am cringing all over again, yaaaa'll.....mini spoiler, but just an important reminder that tumblr fantasy text posts are just that. just fantasy. please don't reference them while you're having real life sex with an actual human being.
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I blow up a country/nation? Yea. I was in war? Yes. I die and after got revived? Yea. I did cuestionable stuff? Absolutely.
I'm scared bc of a cockroach? YES
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blizzard support just told me to shut up and get lost
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I just woke up from a nap, right.
Still half asleep and not wearing my glasses, I thought there was a bug on the ceiling (I have a loft bed, also there was no bug) and panicked while trying to sit up and ended up somehow pulling a muscle in my thigh.
It took me like 5 minutes to actually wake up and register that the pain I was feeling wasn’t a dream and that I was no longer laying on my pillow but at the other end of my bed sitting twisted like a pretzel.
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Also I’m pretty sure the “bug” I saw was just one of the many random stickers I have on my ceiling 💀
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guys does having a 30+ minute convo using like kaomojis count as flirting.... the convo was like first kmsing then killing her and then flowers and dancing??? idk man i am baby gay help
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LOL. Terrible.
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the day that i actually get a record player is the day that it’s alllllll over for you chumps
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What its all about.
This is a Personal Blog where i post the fucked up things in my head, while slowly panicking about being a dad and sharing the daily situations i find myself in so that One Day my Children can Read the Documented Trauma ...
WARNING: I am a socially awkward nerd who will just reblog a bunch of posts about Book Reviews and Magic the Gathering so if your here for it welcome!
https://twitter.com/NibblerScrib
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Me: gets completely emotionally wrecked
Also me in that moment: Quick I have to turn this into art before the pain fades
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Why was the math book sad?
- Because it had too many problems.
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I be rolling with the punches and then getting home having a panic attack about how many people are trying to punch me
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It's OK to Laugh
I first used a bluetooth headset during a long business trip—Oklahoma City to Tulsa in 2004.
To keep myself awake I cranked the rental car stereo up, rolled the windows down and sang along to my new Kelly Clarkson CD at the top of my lungs. After a particularly pitchy version of “Since U Been Gone,” as the music faded away, I heard laughter and applause in my ear. My headset auto-answered and a client (with a good sense of humor) put my performance on speaker phone and gathered the entire office together for my show.
Thanks for reading.
Kindness and Joy,
Jacque
Originally submitted to Reader's Digest, Your True Stories in 100 Words
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For anyone who wants to know what arachnophobia feels like. Here's a text I sent my mom after an hour and a half of staring at a spider
I swear I was originally going to catch and release. But it was a medium sized wolf spider, above my bed, and I cried and panicked in another room twice after trying to get close enough to catch it. With like 20 minutes between each attempt. I physically COULD NOT get close to it without fully panicking.
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