#laughing at the human race

[iantoharkness-jones]

David Tennant (aka 14th Doctor) saying this one line works better than the last 3 seasons. Shivers!

(Wait, what seasons? *already forgotten*)

#doctor who #david tennant #doctor who season 14 #the show is alive again #doctor who special #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who is back #14th doctor #laughing at the human race #russel t davies is god

[netmors]

Tonight will be an evening with cocoa and cookies while watching Tales of the Jedi and Empire. Because Jedi: Survivor my old computer still can’t handle it, hmm…

A selection of art in honor of World Star Wars Day - May 4th. To quote one of his brothers, “you can immediately see who she would play for in this fandom, hahaha.” Of course… I will play as Jabba the Hutt X3

May the Force be with you!

#star wars #may the fourth be with you #may the 4th #stars wars rebels #ashoka series #thrawn #eli vanto #karyn faro #brierly ronan #mitth'raw'nuruodo #mitthrawnuruodo #grand admiral thrawn #thrawn books #thrawn trilogy #thrawn comic #thrawn treason #thrawn alliances #thrawn ascendancy #my art #art #netmors #fantasy #illustration #digital art #4thmay #i've been in the fandom for six months and still haven't drawn a single jedi lol #I should draw cal kestis... and merrin too #and even more chiss and humans and other races in star wars... #the same grisks need to make a normal design... #i can’t look at their appearance in comics without laughing

[psychojetcocktail]

Beautiful people i really enjoy drawing :3

#iancu sketches #fnv #fallout new vegas #arcade gannon #veronica santangelo #fallout #I love drawing people smiling #its so nice to explore how everybody smiles and laughs so differently #i love the human race :33

[bizlybebo]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1ZvkgumraXIaOn4I8IXday?si=hRjTtUHCTcWxNjEn4yWAUw

Opinion on this?

Your art is used as the thumbnail :3

NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS. JAW ON THE FLOOR STARING AT MY SCREEN IN SHOCK. I JUST EXPERIENCED EVERY HUMAN EMOTION AND THEN A COUPLE SECRET ONES

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN ALL WEEK OH MY GODDDD THANK YOU. BUT ALSO WHHDJEJFJWJGJFJJEJ

#faves #i’m actually laughing so hard dude this is the best thing ever #i want this to be the first thing aliens see of the human race when they come to earth #vixen rambles #vixen answers

[vettelcore]

isn't this like the 3rd or 2nd time he's gone to a questionable podcast and laughed at their misogynists jokes anyway lol

#barstool and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race #I've seen a clip of him laughing at some weird xenophobic sexist joke about eastern european women #but i swear there was another one too?? or am i misremembering

[some-froggish-lad]

I cantdo this

Im gonna die

The Pure Fucking Emotions burning in my chest have to explode somewhere i will cry and scream and please. Please dont leave because ive changed, oH My fuck

I promise you ill try

All those letters unsent, and that garden ungrown

Ipromiseyouimnotbroken

#the amazing devil #please #tad is too good for the human race. #tad #i will sob #the horror and the wild #what the fuck. #how am i expected to live laugh love in these conditions #screaming #sobbing my poor heart out #i cant take.this #are we sure theyre human #are we sure theyre not fae here to enchant us #my poor poor heart #farewell wanderlust #love run #Spotify

[abyssalpriest]

unrelated to that lmfao

i love being not (insert religions based on the kings and their people as ''demons'') but being adjacent to the communities while knowing the kings on a personal level because oh boy

#like i wont get into the Chrxstian God And The Kings' ''Fall'' rumour i did the other day but things like that and like #posts being like ''oh they love everyone all of us each of us'' and talking about The Lore of down there thats like. so clearly #twisted to be pro-(kings) propaganda and im like oh my god. if you worship them BECAUSE of these details you think are right then #im so fucking sorry they are way more complex and grey-moral than this #- i have to be clear. i do not know anything anyone says is false if its their worldview. Im not sitting here laughing because i think othe #s are Dumbdumb and cant get across the kings as Flawlessly as me uwu or some shit im explicitly talking about people saying #definitively that the chrxstian god did xyz thing and the kings are poor little meow meows and love everyone while also saying they #dont love everyone bc they vehemently disagree with chrxstians and stuff like. ''('demons') are actually the Pure sacred race theyre all #old gods theyre all pro-human and would never hurt a practitioner'' that type of stuff im like. ahhhhhhhh. so youve heard the propaganda #bc lets be real here i do NOT doubt any of these people's abilities its not my place so i dont even do it quietly to myself. very rarely #yes but like 1% of the time and its only when a bunch of red flags pop up but like. there are so many people on the kings' plane that #are telling humans these things bc......... well look at the goetic demons. royalty and people in power. who do people mainly go #to for demonolatry? The people in their society we understand to be kings. princes. dukes and duchesses. are they all these things? no #like Duke Vepar isnt a Duke lmfao i know her personally like she'll present like that but. imagine if that race wanted to talk to people of #our plane but only spoke to the english king/queen and dukes and duchesses and marquis and war generals and stuff to ask about #their civilisations. do you think that theyd get an unbiased view of the monarchy and the english religion and whatnot........ #edit: so like we're really clear. its like seeing people brainwashed by fucked up politics bc. it is that. #sometimes you just have to laugh bc like god youre in deep and im so sorry #insert my ex (a spirit) lying to me and convincing me he was a video game character for five years like what else can you do but laugh #ramblings //

[bluesucanuse]

BLUES: SONG OF THE DAY

THE ARTIST IS: WALTER TROUT

THE SONG IS: “WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE”

#BLUES #BLUES ROCK #GUITAR #GOD #GUITAR HERO #MUSIC #WALTER TROUT #HUMAN RACE #LIFE DURING WARTIME #LIFE'S FUNNY BUT WHO'S LAUGHING

[witch-without-gender]

Vent in notes

#i’m just sad #the overturning of roe v wade was difficult enough to hear but #the fact they’re considering overturning lawrence v texas? #fuck man #what the hell would it being overturned mean for me as a trans person? #I’ve found that immersing myself in Star Trek has been very comforting #specifically ds9 #idk it’s just nice to see a world where the human race has moved on from our current human rights issues to all sorts of different ones #they’re still encountering problems with prejudice but they have been and are continuing to progress and come to understandings #and I just #idk #I’m also just stressed about really having no one to talk with #my dad is a fuckin catholic republican so I can’t talk with him about literally anything #And my mom laughs at my concerns #i really only have my sister to talk to and I’m literally eternally grateful to her for being understanding towards me #but hell I just want at least one person who raised me on my side #i feel like that’s really not asking much at all #especially when at the end of the day all I’m asking is that just one of them treat me as an equal #why do I have to be treated like less than just because I’m not cishet #why am I not allowed to fear that my rights could be lost #i don’t want to be part of a world where I constantly have to fight to be allowed to love #I’m not looking for pity writing this I’m just #stressed #hopefully my antidepressants kick in soon #Not that they’ll fix my problems but #at least they’ll be more bearable #witchcraft #witchblr #ignore last tags

[iamanoccasionaldoodler]

JOHN JOD GAIUS TWITCH STREAMER???????????????????????????????????

#ntn spoilers #I FUCKING GUESS #btw ''what is this 'internet?''' #man who turned the human race into horrifying cannibals who builds their houses out of bones: ''see‚ i did make a utopia'' #made me laugh out loud

[spotlightstudios]

The Kings ♡

Guys, they're married✨️

No joke, just Nash and Maldric. They've been through a lot, but I like to think the between combat sessions and world-ending situations, these two get sweet domestic moments around the kingdom ^^

Aka, Surveying the construction and checking up on refugees. Maldric riding on Nash's back so he can see everything and Nash won't outpace him. Everyone in the kingdom greeting them warmly, just happy to see their saviors, their new Kings, alive and well.

Neither of them are really fit to be Kings. Nash wanted a family, maybe a herd max, but he's got 0 people experience. Maldric is focused on world-altering projects and mining, so he leaves most of the actual ruling to Nash. Disaster gays that somehow ended up with an entire kingdom to watch over. (Sunshine Himbo and Wildly Chaotic Moral Compass)

#art #drawing #oc #my art #dnd #sketch #The Nash Logs #The Foundations of a Great Beginning #makes me laugh #during a querie session from kingdom npcs to our party one guy literally just asked for us to give all races equal treatment #and the party just kinda looked at eachother #most of the kingdom is Nash's herd and the rest of them are refugees from other destroyed kingdoms #they're co-existing with a dragon #and their human fighter John is courting a satyr #and their kings are a Centaur and a Mountain Dwarf in a happy marriage #we pretty much just gestured around and said 'yeah. no bad treatment here fam.' #it was verrry funny to remember we're a bunch of misfits

[ooppo]

Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain's wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one's teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

[monstersflashlight]

Demon's imprint

Demon x fem!reader || breeding, cum-play

Maybe you were a bit of a cumslut for your demon boyfriend, so what? You were always eager to take his load, whichever hole he chose. His favorite was your pussy, but he didn’t discriminate about fucking your ass until you felt it gaping, his cum leaking out slowly as he watched. Or fucking your throat so thoroughly you could taste him for hours afterward, sometimes so much you couldn’t swallow fast enough. But he made sure to feed it back to you, to make you eat every single drop.

“What are those pills you take?” He asked one day.

“Contraceptives.” You answered, trying not to appear as nervous as you felt.

“What are contra-captives?” He mispronounced, making you bite your tongue not to laugh.

“Contraceptives. They are pills that prevent me from getting pregnant.” You explained, trying to sound nonchalant, you could feel the anger rising inside of him, the room around you getting a few degrees hotter.

“They what?” He looked so offended and taken aback that you had to suppress another laugh. You could feel he was mad at you, and laughing wouldn’t be a good idea.

“So I can have babies when I desire. So I can choose.”

“You don’t want babies with me?” He looked sad and you felt bad about it, but it wasn’t the moment yet.

“Of course I do, but not now.” You were new in the underworld, and you needed to settle in your job before you could think about that.

He looked thoughtful for a while, staring at you intensely. You could almost sense the twists and turns his brain was doing. “I can beat those pills.” He finally said.

“What do you mean?” You couldn’t stop the giggle to erupt.

“I can fill you so full of my cum you’d get pregnant either way. I can breed you.” He deadpanned. You felt a rush of hot molten arousal pooling at your lower abdomen at his words. Maybe him breeding you was a hotter idea than you thought.

“That’s not how it wo-” You couldn’t finish that thought before he was bending you over and ripping the back of your jeans, impaling you on his dick and coming deep inside.

It didn’t work. Not that time, not the other thousands he tried. You were not sure he understood how the pill worked, or how it made it impossible for him to get you pregnant. He tried and tried and got frustrated every time your period arrived again. But he kept fucking you, filling you like you were his personal cumdump, just a slut ready to take his load every time he desired. And you fucking loved it.

You loved the feel of him filling you so deep, pounding into you until you screamed, and then fucking you again just to feel you squirm against him, overstimulated. It didn’t help that you loved when he filled you to the brim and looked proud as his cum leaked out your pussy. He used you as he pleased, always making sure to cum deep inside of you, pushing his cum right into you again. He was sure it would work eventually.

“I stopped taking the pills.” You announced one afternoon, both of you sitting on the couch watching a movie. He didn’t say anything, just stood there for a few seconds processing your words.

You didn’t have time to react. His response was instantaneous, he grabbed you and threw you over his shoulder, racing through the apartment until he reached the bedroom. He dropped you onto the mattress and undressed as your body shook up and down, finally settling on your back. You tried to undress, but didn’t have time before his claws were tearing down your favorite dress, your panties flaying over his shoulder at the same time. In seconds, both of you were naked and panting, his wings flapping behind him, like every time he got a bit too excited.

He parted your legs and drove right in. His tongue longer than a human’s could reach every single part of you, playing with your G spot like it was his favorite candy. He pressed, licked, moved and teased until you were groaning and moaning. His claws pinching your hips as he held you down. Those were gonna bruise so prettily. Your hair was probably a mess, and sweat was pooling on your throat as he drove you right till the edge.

And stopped.

You cried out, grabbing and scratching his shoulders, the base of his wings, anything you could reach to try to make him keep going. But he held himself over your pussy, breathing over your clit and making you shiver. He looked up at you, his eyes wild, there was something there that you never saw before. A hunger so primal you felt a shiver of fear run down your back.

“You do it.” He said.

Confusion filled you. “What?” He took your hand and guided it to your pussy, pressing slightly into your opening.

“The claws… I- I can’t control the claws.” You were flabbergasted, since you started seeing each other he never had trouble controlling his powers around you, but his hands were shaking and his claws were leaving red marks over your thighs as he tried to control himself. You shouldn’t find that as hot as you did.

You took charge and started fingering yourself, his eyes hungry as he looked intensely where your fingers disappeared inside of you. You felt self-conscious having him so focused on you, but he was always like that, a bit too intense, a bit too otherworldly. And you loved it.

You went straight in with two fingers, then three, soon four. You knew that wasn’t nearly enough for you to take him.

“I’m ready. I’m ready.” You chanted as he scratched your clit with his claw. The rush of danger and excitement as he toyed with you, your vulnerable areas at his mercy.

You both knew you weren’t fully ready, but the desperation and neediness for each other was so big he didn’t care. You would probably be sore for days, but you needed his dick inside of you. You needed any part of him inside of you ASAP. He pushed inside of you, slowly at first, but you squeezed your muscles trying to drive him in deeper, faster, and with a roar he grave in. He pushed inside of you fully, breaching you as you panted and cried his name. He was so big, so fucking big you could feel it in the back of your throat as he pounded inside your pussy.

It was fast, and raw, and completely phenomenal. He fucked you with abandon. Some primal urge inside of him was making him say all kinds of filthy things, whispering them right next to your ear.

“You are such a slut for my dick, my little human cumdump. You love to take my cock, don’t you? You love to be filled to the brim until you can’t form words, until you can’t stop crying because of how good it feels.” Your brain felt fuzzy, the pleasure so high you could just nod, urging him deeper, faster, rougher. “You want more, little slut? You want to be filled with my cum until it overflows? You want to take it all?” You moaned. He pushed your legs up, your knees next to your ears, he folded you like a pretzel as he pounded into you.

He grabbed your hair roughly, making your neck strain. “Look at that little slut, can you see it?” And then you saw it, the imprint of his cock pushing against your lower abdomen, making it bulge every time he drove in. The pace was frantic, his breath labored as you panted and trashed, unable to move much as he used your hole like a fleshlight.

Your vision blacked out, the sounds around you collapsed as your orgasm took over you. The whole world disappeared as you climaxed. In the distance you could hear him screaming his own release, but you couldn’t focus. You blacked out completely.

Who knew how much time had passed, when you came back to your senses you could hear him whispering. “Such a pretty pussy, all red and puffy.” His fingers, now clawless, were caressing your pussy, pushing back inside every drop of his cum that leaked out of your well used hole. You whimpered. “Aw, little human… So adorable all fucked out.” You couldn’t articulate words, but he didn’t care for a response, he pushed his fingers right back inside of you, hitting your G spot perfectly.

You were overstimulated, unable to speak, but he didn’t care about that either. He kept finger fucking you, playing with his cum inside your pussy until you cried out again, your climax making your body convulse as you cried. He laughed, looking proud of himself as he took a plug out of the box and plugged you right up. “Not a single drop can leave that pretty pussy until I say so.” He ordered. You nodded, too tired to argue, too fucked out to form coherent thoughts.

#monster x human #monster #monster boyfriend #monster fucker #teratophillia #monster imagine #demon #demon x human #demon x reader #demon smut #monster x reader

[wormturned]

Not to be dramatic and sappy but strangers really make life worth living

I spent an hour and a half in line at the DMV and ended up playing I Spy and talking about movies with the people around me and they left and I never learned their names or they mine but I'll never forget how that made such a harrowing experience fun

Like being around people you don't know but going 'hello human we are both experiencing this, why not do it together'

#Also #One time spent five minutes with three other people #of all races genders sizes #trying to separate the only three shopping carts left in a walmart #we couldn't they were stuck together but we were all laughing and i just #IDK man human connection hitting me lately

[harunovella]

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ love language; s.g.

synopsis: when gojo satoru first fell in love with you content: teen gojo era, fem!reader, gojo is head over heels (love at first sight), hopeless!romantic gojo, 1k+ words of gojo just being an absolute fool in love, not beta read (sorry for any errors!) note: I've been wanting to create a sort of anthology series for some of my favs so here's a test run! I rlly wanna do lil drabbles/oneshots that can both be standalone but also can be read as something continuous revolving around Gojo's story with his soulmate... pls lmk if you'd like to see more of gojo and his mochi (aka you!)

Gojo Satoru didn't entirely know what love was; what with being raised by other people who weren't his actual mother and father, how could he? All he ever knew was a life of being the Honored One, since the day he was born. Nothing but a weapon. Living as the strongest and treated like a god... he never knew what real love felt like. He never knew what it was like to give or receive it. At least, not this way.

Geto Suguru and Ieiri Shoko were his best friends, the closest thing to real family. It wasn't like he didn't have any, at least not while growing up, but were they really family when all they ever did was train him and treat him like the eighth wonder of the world? Unlike everyone else, at least Suguru and Shoko treated him like a human. They loved him for who he was, but didn't hesitate to snap him into place when his ego was too inflated. They were there for him, even when expressing whatever demons that he held within him was hard to manage. If it wasn't for them, he wasn't sure exactly how he'd go about his life. Sure, he'd act like everything was fine and dandy, money could buy him happiness as he had plenty of it... and he was pretty much unstoppable, but the idea of living a life without either of them didn't sit well in his stomach.

So, sure, Satoru did now a bit about love, at least the love he felt for his best friends, but nothing like what he felt in this moment. The moment his eyes first fell on you.

He hadn't a clue as to who you were, only seeing you stroll along the grounds of Jujutsu High with your little uniform. The typical jacket, a skirt beneath, knee high socks, loafers... and your hair in a low ponytail that was held together by an overly large ribbon. Cute was the first thing that came to mind, along with the terrifying sound of his racing heart. Who were you? How come he had never seen you before? Maybe it was because he didn't pay attention to any one else besides a handful of people. He'd be lying if he said he was sure the technical college held more than five students. 

In the midst of sipping away at his little box of strawberry milk, walking alongside Suguru and Shoko, Satoru's eyes had aimlessly wandered along his environment as his two best friends had been discussing evening plans. It wasn't like him to care about what was going on around him, so it was quite the miracle that his eyes were looking anywhere but ahead of him... but, maybe this was destiny.

It felt like the world was suddenly moving slowly around him, rather dramatically like a movie. His lips parted as the tiny straw fell out of it, hidden gaze behind his circular frames becoming exposed as the glasses slid down the bridge of his nose. You looked so graceful, the afternoon sun beaming down on you, your smile as bright as his eyes... he had to have been in love. This had to have been love. What else could it have been? Why else was his heart fluttering so quickly? Why else was he caught in a daze by your beauty? No one else, not a single soul, ever caught his attention this way so you must've been his soulmate.

There was something about you, from your gorgeous hair, to the cute bow, down to the uniform and the way it suited your form to the way you... wait, were you laughing with... Nanami Kento? Gojo's heart stopped as his grip on the milk grew tight, causing the contents to squeeze right out and squirt all over his face.

The sound of laughter caught his attention as he quickly looked at his two best friends, embarrassment filling his face as he looked back at you to see you now looking in his direction. Quickly wiping his face and turning away to scold his best friends, Gojo tossed the now empty carton at Geto. "Shut up!"

"What the hell did you do?" Suguru shook his head, wiping his tears as his shoulders shook with every laugh that rumbled throughout his torso. "Losing your cool over a girl, huh?"

"I said shut up!" Satoru snapped, cheeks burning with heat, embarrassed that he was that obvious.

"Must've struck something in him for him to spill milk all over his face like the doofus he is," Shoko snickered as Suguru went for a high five.

Swatting their hands and glaring at the two, Gojo hissed, "nothing happened, I squeezed too hard."

"Right," the two said in sync before eyeing one another, smirking and stifling a laugh.

Shoving past them as he kept walking ahead, grumbling to himself, Gojo couldn't help but peak over in your direction. You had already turned your attention back to the two on either side of you—Nanami along with Yu Haibara. Since when did they have a friend that was a girl? And when did you appear? He should've known seeing as both were his junior and both trained quite close to Suguru and himself. So you must've been new... He supposed he'd find more out about you, knowing he'd find a way to get under Nanami's skin and get anything out of him. He must've known a lot about you...

Gojo smirked to himself. He'd get his way.

"No," Nanami spoke as he crossed his arms. The confidence in Gojo's face instantly fading away. He didn't even hesitate, cancelling his plans with his best friends to bribe Kento into giving him some information. He swore taking his junior to his favorite bakery would help him out, but, no! Kento, being the wise boy he was, took advantage of Satoru paying for food in a false exchange for information. "I'm not going to be your middle man."

"Why not?!" Gojo whined, throwing himself back in his seat dramatically. "Just one thing! Something! Anything! She's the love of my life!"

Narrowing his eyes as he sipped away at his water, Nanami settled the glass down before crossing his arms once again. "Love of your life? You don't even know her name—"

"Because you won't tell me!" Gojo cried, throwing his head back and stomping his foot as if he was about to throw a tantrum. "Please, please! I beg of you, tell me something about her! Besides her name, what's her favorite color? Maybe her favorite food? Or... or what's her favorite date spot!"

"Satoru, I am not about to ask her what her favorite date spot is," Nanami deadpanned. "I'll give you her name and that's all. Everything else is on you. I'm not going to play matchmaker, let alone, set you up with someone so far out of your league."

Gasping in offense, Gojo clutched his chest. "Out of my league? Sure, she's a pure angel, a real heavenly being, but I like to think I am, too!"

"Egotistical..." Kento mumbled as Gojo frowned. "I'm only telling you one thing to get you off my back. You can't ask me anything ever again in order to get close to her. That's on you."

Pressing his hands together and interlocking his fingers, Gojo gave his best puppy eyes as he jutted out his bottom lip. "Please, I promise to leave you be after!"

"You better," the blond man grumbled before giving his senior your name. "She likes to sit under the cherry blossoms on the eastern side of the campus. If you want to find her and talk to her, she's usually there on her down time." At that, Nanami stood up and tucked his seat back into the table. Just as he was about to leave, he stopped in his tracks, turning to face the white haired young man. "All I ask of you is to be... gentle. She's a nice girl. I don't need you breaking her heart."

Sitting up with confidence as a wide grin took over his face, Satoru nodded with his thumbs up. "Believe me, I wont! I know this is love!" Seeing Nanami roll his eyes before leaving, Gojo happily sighed before looking out the window. Leaning his chin in the palm of his hand, he eyed the cherry blossom that had petals delicately swaying in the wind. "She's my soulmate, I know we are destined to be."

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[gaygunsmoke]

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