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litrallymadlad · 10 months
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letalisotium · 1 year
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[Bill Nye the Science Guy Voice] JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!
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toiletpudding · 2 months
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Curious Anon over here,
Let's review those strangely named figures really quickly in what differentiates them from what another before converging on what they have in common
1) Agrat bat Mahlat : Here's an interesting anecdote, Agrat and Mahlat are actual names, hence the capitalized first letter of each word. This leaves us with the word "bat" between each of them which is Hebrew in origin and can be translated as "daughter of". This gives us the name "Agrat, daughter of Mahlat". Telling us right away that actual family trees exist at the time his character was around.
Who is she related to other than this Mahlat ? Lilith. Either as her direct daughter or granddaughter.
She is a high ranked demon (a queen) and as an angel, represented the ancient rite of sacred prostitution (paid sexual work for the sake of a religion/cult). Other than being the Mistress of Sorceresses, she is the mother of Asmodeus (his father is King David).
2) Eisheth Zenunim : Translated as "Woman of Whoredom". Shortened to Eisheth in many texts.
She is a succubus demon that embodies sin and a princess for the impure and evil spirits (qlippoth).
Now for what these characters have in common : Agrat and Eisheth are part of the Kabbalah, in simpler words Jewish mysticism. Alongside Lilith and Naamah, they are the 4 Demon Queens and often mates of the archangel Samael (Eisheth doesn't always make the cut for that last bit tho).
They are all also... Found on "The Demonic paradise wiki" which is the only place where you can read the "former wife" status with Adam but without a single source to reference that information.
That's about it... Sorry for the delayed answer my health hasn't been the best
Thank you for the info! And I'm sorry to hear you're not feeling well, I hope you get better.
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ofhumanvoice-a · 1 year
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TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT GROGU TALKING IN YODA SPEAK. Katie pointed out to me that Yaddle, who is also one of their species, talks normally. So I think I'll let Yoda be his unique self for whatever the hell reason he talks like that and have Grogu use normal speech patterns since I imagine he'll be mimicking Din anyway.
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mysticdragon3md3 · 11 months
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copepods · 6 days
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some of the differences between java and bedrock are crazy. why would they do this
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astraystayyh · 3 months
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the level of evil you must possess to block AID from entering a strip in which YOUR government is currently committing a genocide
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pumpkster · 1 year
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markscherz · 3 days
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Thanks everyone (gosh there were a lot of you) for clarifying (SO quickly) that tumblr only tracks direct reblogs of rebloggers as notes to them, and not all descendants. No idea how I got so many years into this site without realising that.
To prevent my inbox getting too flooded (and only partly out of embarrassment), I’ve deleted that post.
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yourlocalcryptidbee · 21 days
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⭐Lucifer Morningstar Headcanons
Headcannons about the lovely Lucifer Morningstar and the ways he acts with the even lovelier reader! Grab some snacks and a beverage, get comfy and enjoy <3
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GN-ish! Reader (mentions of hair long enough to braid that’s it) NOT proof read.
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Dude hates crowds, like has a burning(get it? hellfire? burning…never mind) hatred for them, most of them anyways. Crowds, people in general, can’t seem to think for themselves when around him. It’s always ‘whatever you want, your majesty,’ ‘don’t let us stop you, your majesty’ ‘we’ll do whatever you ask, your Majesty’ It reminds him of Heaven and the councils, and the masses, and the sermons….the list goes on. It’s Groupthink on steroids. A complete echo chamber that a young Lucifer tried to break. That version of Lucifer stood up to the majority and lost everything because of it. Of course that man still can’t stand it, especially now that he’s on the other end of it. He wishes that sinners could at least try to have a personality around him, not just a bunch of spineless pushovers, ready to wait hand on foot in fear of being smote.
He likes to watch you, not in a creepy way! At least he hopes that it isn’t creepy to you. Simply put, Lucifer likes to see you there, see you take up space in his home. Although he isn’t apposed to helping cook breakfast or clean, he’d much rather just watch you do it. It’s a comfort thing for him, watching you physically move around and disturb his space reminds him that you’re real and not something his mind made up as a last ditch effort to fix his depression. In the beginning when you would sleep over at his house, Lucifer wouldn’t make his bed after you left. He’d just leave all the bunched up blankets and sheets exactly how you left them. It made him feel less lonely when he had to sleep by himself the next night.
Frivolous. Like, truly does not care how much he spends on shit. Couldn’t even try to think about caring. It doesn’t matter to him. Partly due to his pride, he’s the big dick in charge of hell! of course he has the money for that 24k gold and diamond encrusted something or other. Especially if he’s buying something for you or Charlie. Your wish is his command after all.
His house is sssssoooo dusty. After his divorce he had quarantined himself to his bedroom, bathroom and office. He never went anywhere else in his house, he would portal himself between the rooms when necessary so he didn’t even use the hallways! Which one could imagine would leave a substantial amount of dust EVERYWHERE. He had invited you to his home for the first time on a whim, feeling proud of himself for finally asking and had coincidently walked through his front door, only to cough from inhaling so much dust. That pride turned to horror as he realized he only had an hour to clean his house before you showed up. That man had never moved faster in his life. He was so focused, unfortunately sometimes on the wrong things, I mean why was he cleaning the support beams that were 15 feet high and attached to the ceiling and not, I don’t know, the kitchen!? 
Lucifer cannot throw things away. Just look how long he wore his wedding band after he and Lilith split. In fact, he still has kept the ring after getting together with you, though he’s not wearing it, Lucifer just couldn’t bring himself to get rid of something like that. It still lives in a nice box in the very back of his nightstand. This is even worse when it comes to gifts from either you or Charlie. It could be the stupidest thing and he’ll cherish it and hold onto it for eternity. All those rocks, broken crayons, leaves, and bottle caps that baby Charlie gave to him? All tucked away safely to this day, hell, sometimes he’ll look through it all as a little pick me up. Maybe this has to do with being physically thrown out of his home in heaven or maybe he just is sentimental, even Lucifer doesn’t know.
Loves having his wings be taken care of. It was hard after he fell from heaven, those beautiful white wings now a blood red? Not something he liked to look at. It reminds of what he failed to do and of the pain he created for all of humanity. Having you take care of that is so special to him. You take the time to preen his wings and make sure they’re perfect. One of the things that are constantly reminding him of his failure as an angel is just so easily accepted and loved by you. Something so small to you, means the world to him. You can look at something that symbolizes failure and still love it unconditionally because it’s Lucifer’s? Yeah, he loves it that you take care of him.
Will 1000% make dad jokes when he doesnt know what to say. It’s honestly adorable. This happened on multiple occasions when your relationship was still new. A conversation would finish and there’d be a lull or a pregnant pause, and then he’d just “what-what do you call a can opener that’s broken?”
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“a can’t opener. ” 
Cue his quiet, stifled yet awkward laughter at his own joke and the distant groan from Charlie who has probably heard that a million times already.
Has a gift for braiding hair. Honestly, he’s pretty good at styling hair in general but allow him to braid your hair and his talent just shines through. His own hair has some length to it so he has in fact braided his own hair but come on, his (ex)wife and baby girl have some of the longest blonde hair in the underworld, of course, he knows what he’s doing. Doesn’t matter what style or where the braid originated, he can do it. The cherry on top is that when he’s combing out your hair beforehand, there isn’t a single tug. Could this be magic? Yes. Could this also be a skill carefully cultivated over the literal millennia he’s been alive? Also yes.
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fernsnailz · 9 months
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tails showing shadow angry birds is even funnier when you learn that not only the company behind it is currently being acquired by sega, but sonic’s prime va voices a bird in another netflix adaptation and they’re literally the same character right down to the super speed
what in the goddamn
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hootbon · 4 months
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Supposedly rabbits smell sweet just behind their ears? So to all the folks telling the rabbit to take a bath, bunny boy here would actually logically smell pretty good! 👍🏻 Tell Jax he smells nice 🌷
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navnae · 1 year
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It has been brought to my attention that Steve literally argues with everyone on the show and he has these moments of pure irritation but when it came to Eddie none of that was visible or even made an appearance throughout their entire time being together, that speaks volumes no matter what the duffers try to say and I’ll stand by that.
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sarcasticskyway · 6 months
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Learning a new language shouldn't be awkward.
It feels awkward because unnecessary stigma causes you to feel that way. "Broken" English, "Silly" Japanese, "Odd" Spanish, etc. are all derogatory terms that are hurtful to people when they just seek a deeper understanding. The best way to practice a new language is to get out there and introduce yourself. Have a chat at a coffee shop, gab on the train, have fun with your friends. Travel if possible and interact with the locals. We are all individuals, and every language is beautiful. Communication is beautiful.
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hereforthefunnyguys · 22 days
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I think by far the funniest puffshipping moment that I have never seen someone talk about is this one scene where:
A) Everyone is incredibly pissed at Joey here, except for apparently Ryou, who is simply staring with a vague expression.
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B) It is originally unclear what this expression is until you rotate the panel, at which point it becomes clear that Ryou is smiling and blushing like he thinks Joey is the maybe most adorable thing to have ever existed in the history of the universe while he naps lunch break away with a gigantic snot bubble.
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and C) this is in fact happening in Joey's own dream, insinuating that Joey fantasizes (possibly regularly) about Ryou in particular adoring him no matter what, which is simply the funniest and most stereotypical teenage crush thing to do. The other option is that this is simply the default expression he sees Ryou with when he’s around him, which is also incredibly funny. He just picked up on Ryou looking like he wants to take him on a honeymoon at a private beach resort and thought that was normal moderately close friends behavior. Incredible
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He really is just like <:). Obsessed
Edit: good news everyone! if you interact with this post you love and respect trans people :)
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anxious-witch · 4 months
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List of things I did not expect to have discussions about in JO fandom
1) weak salt
2) what is considered bolognese
3) where one keeps the washing machine and consequently, detergent
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