#leave me alone tiktok

[bloodofvalyriaarchive]

no because i'm one video of an old cat in a shelter looking for a forever home away from going into cardiac arrest

#i literally can't handle it #it makes me want to die #leave me alone tiktok

[coolestclowns]

Personal headcanon on the real reason he had the key

#you do NOT see the tiktok logo. i made it on there. leave me alone #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc kaufmo #tadc jax #tadc fanart #kaufmo x jax #jax x kaufmo #kaufax #do they really not have a ship name yet...hrm

[caffeinatedpunk]

I'm sorry guys but if you are on tumblr and don't know who cecil is you need to go back on history books. He's the blueprint of the sexymen, the og twink, the first eye-motif guy, he ended queerbaiting during a time where queerbaiting or k*ll your gays trope was all the representation we could get. Respect the elder. He threw the first brick

#welcome to night vale #wtnv #wtnv podcast #wtnv cecil #reigen vs cecil #cecil gershwin palmer #cecil sweep #if you hate him cry harder #stop asking me why i censor words #l know this isn't twitter or tiktok and i won't be ended on sight #i have ocd and weird relationship with social media i censor words even irl #please leave me alone #also is not it's bear with me #not saying it in a tiktok way I have a medical diagnosis please leave me alone with this

[withclawandvine]

today i am thinking about helping hawks with those hard-to-reach pinfeathers 

it’s the ones closest to the base of his wings that get him; that tricky place where flesh meets feather, and his very human rotator cuffs can only twist so far. so despite the itchy discomfort, he can only wait for the protective sheath around the new feathers to chip away on its own, aided by the obscenely high water pressure in his penthouse shower. but that was before you. 

you, leaning against the doorjamb, arms crossed and eyebrows raised as you take in the sight of him —  still dripping from his shower, arm contorted awkwardly behind him, reaching up from beneath his left wing, falling mere centimeters short of the spot that was bothering him. as he turns to look at you, his frustrated grimace shifts into a bashful smile.  

your smile, meanwhile, is imbued with amusement. “need some help?” 

unsurprisingly, you’d never heard the term pinfeather in your life, but listen raptly as he explains that the white needles are new feathers, coated in a shell of keratin until they’re done growing. you catch on quick, gently pinching one between your thumb and forefinger, gasping a little when the sheath turns to dust with the slightest bit of friction and reveals a vibrant crimson feather. 

a task that had seemed so insurmountable to keigo takes you only a few minutes. he rolls his shoulders and ruffles his wings with a sigh of relief before turning around to thank you. that’s when he sees it, that melancholic look in your eye you get when he knows you’re thinking about him — his stolen youth and solitary existence. he also knows that no amount of it’s not that big of a deals or i’m fine now, reallys will ease your mind, so he opts for diversion instead. 

“you know,” he starts in a drawl, “in the wild, preening is a way birds bond with their mates.” 

it kind of works. at the very least, it gets you smiling again, “is that so?” 

“yeah. it’s a…” he trails off, suddenly shy. and he knows he’s trying too hard to sound casual when he continues, “it’s a show of trust.” 

you roll your eyes with affection, taking his aversion to vulnerability in stride and leaning in to kiss him. “i love you too, keigo.”

#anyway there’s probably plenty of fics about this but i saw a tiktok about bird maintenance and this wouldn’t leave me alone #i’m trying to get into my hawks bag #he's been on the brain lately #even tho i'm actually kinda freaked out by birds believe it or not #mha #hawks x reader #keigo takami x reader #my writing: mha

[killermaxaroo8675309]

I’m so sorry I missed Merlin-Thursday! Have some sketches I did as my apology-

#fanart #fanart artist #tiktok #digital art #sketch #bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #merlin fanart #merthur fanart #merlin thursday #I know it’s a day late leave me alone

[starsweepurr]

sparks ✧˖°.

#i reuploaded the image it was thr tiktok crunchy one im DEVASTATED please reblog this nice crisp one #YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW HAPPY I AL OHHHH MY GODDDDD #I ALMOST CRIED LEAVE ME ALONE THIS IS ALL IM THINKGIN ABOUT FOR THR REST OF THE YEAR IDC ITS JAMUARY #huntlow #hunter toh #hunter wittebane #hunter noceda #hunter noceda clawthorne #willow park #willow toh #huntlow fanart #huntlow canon #toh fanart #the owl house #the owl house fanart #thanks to them #for the future #thanks to them toh #for the future toh #toh spoilers #toh s3e1 #toh s3e2

[bunny-extract]

They’re so bby girl..!!

Bonus bc I almost pissed laughing while editing it

[lostremind]

"She killed people like it was nothing"

But damn she looked so hot doing it, I can't help but want her to fuck me while I call her daddy 🔪

#natasha romanoff #black widow #natasha romanov #natalia alianovna romanova #wanda maximommy #wanda maximoff #Daddy!Nat #thirsty thoughts #WHAT MURDA #I know it's based on a tiktok trend #Leave me alone #marvel #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha x reader #marvel x reader #yelena belova #wanda maximoff x reader #wandanat #wanda x you #natasha x you #yelena belova x reader #I really don't know what I'm doing here #i'm a simp

[wiisagi-maiingan]

OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER THAT THIS IS A JOKE but I don't get why people watch true crime videos on youtube where people's suffering and deaths are turned into entertainment when videos about tiktok and influencer drama can give you the exact same feeling of horrified fascination.

#the disclaimer is not because this statement is false (it's not) #but because i want neither tiktok users nor true crime fans to come after me #leave me alone

[chiropterancreed]

what's that one tiktok meme? you know the one that goes like this;

your comfort character as a child:

your comfort character as an adult:

#I KNOW I HAVE PROBLEMS!!! #I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM SINCE I WAS 12 OKAY #LEAVE ME ALONE #lestat de lioncourt #comfort character #the vampire chronicles #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv 1994 #iwtv #tiktok

[serialunaliver]

they're not

#ED tiktok won't leave me alone #at least the comments are hating

[sweetcreaturetm]

Picturing modern day steddie where Eddie works from home doing coding or something nerdy lol. Steve is a nurse so he’s working days in the ED and he comes home and Eddie just bombards him with hugs and kisses.

And finally he just snaps. “EDDIE!” He yells and covers his face with his hands and just breathes.

Eddie backs up and has a wounded puppy look on his face when Steve drags his hands down his face. He sighs “babe I’m sorry-“ he gets cut off.

“No it’s fine.” Eddie pouts and walks off to his office/game/music room and closes the door.

Steve sighs again but decides to take the quiet for now. He showers washes all the patients of the day off him. He didn’t have anyone super bad that day but everyone was just so needy. He needed a second to breathe. They didn’t live too far from the hospital so his commute had not been long enough. He barely got 3 songs through his calming playlist.

He gets out of the shower and sees Eddie’s door still closed. He takes three deep breaths. He starts the kettle for some tea and takes inventory of their groceries.

He finally makes his way to Eddie’s office. Takes more deep inhales. He walks in and sees Eddie sitting on the small loveseat he has playing his acoustic. “Can we talk?” Steve asks.

Eddie looks up at him still pouting. “I’m sorry for being clingy and annoying.”

“You’re not clingy and only a little annoying” Steve tries for a joke. Didn’t land. “I’m the one who should be sorry. It’s just- I had so many needy patients I was running around like a chicken with its head cut off all day. I was just overstimulated and took it out on you.” He takes the guitar from Eddie setting it down gently. He straddles Eddie’s lap and wraps his arms around his neck. Eddie pulls him in closer. They hug for a minute.

“While you were showering,” he starts leaning back to look at Steve “I read an article-“ Steve gives him a look “okay I watched a TikTok” rolling his eyes “that said people who work from home should give their spouses time to decompress from work since they weren’t home all day. But I just miss you all day long and I’m like counting down the minutes till you get here.”

Steve laughs at that “I know but I think a little decompression sounds nice when I first walk in the door.” Eddie looks down so Steve picks up his chin to get him to look at him “I miss you all day too, you know.”

“I know, baby” Eddie leans in for a kiss. It deepens quickly.

Steve pulls back a little breathless “as much as I want this to continue if you don’t feed me in the next 10 minutes; this” he gestures to himself “is off limits”

Eddie practically jumps out of the couch Steve barely manages to hang on laughing hysterically. He stands on his own feet and laughs with his hands on his hips. Eddie grabs his hand and drags him out of the room “Hurry Steve before you starve to death!”

#Steve is a little autistic coded #inspo is of course me and my husband #he’s the one who works from home #he did watch a TikTok about leaving your spouse alone lmao #steddie #steddie ficlet #my writing #nurse!steve

[cultrise]

“use this sound to have the best year ever!” “use this sound to pass your exams” “use this sound to blablabla” i literally don’t wanna exist, where’s the sound for that 🤨

#i’m sick and tired #thats what my whole fyp is #I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR STUPID SOUNDDDD #LEAVE ME ALONE #DAMN #the way those stupid tiktoks replaced my geto & dazai edits…. jail #let me see my men fr #𐙚 — thought bubble.

[khihi]

#the stupid idea wouldnt leave me alone until i made it so here you go enjoy the dumbest shitpost ♡ #joker out #kris guštin #nace jordan #jan peteh #kris model posing specifically so that he gets seggzy tiktok edits made of him i see right through you boy 🫵

[sky-is-the-limit]

Fucking mascs with their fucking eyebrow slits and fucking toned arms like fucking bend me over already fuck

#and their fucking manspread and fucking nice hands and fucking pretty eyes fuck #like leave me and my uterus alone unless you're gonna ruin my ability to walk #just saw the finest masc on tiktok and I'm losing it #wlw #masc #femme4masc #lesbian #bisexual #wlw nsft #wlw ns/fw #masc lesbian #butch

[sttoru]

somebody save bakugo from those 30+ yr old women 😟

#sttoru chats. #saw a tiktok just now and im traumatised #never closed the app so fast #i do not wanna see another tiktok sexualising him omg #always the users w 25+ in their bio #😭😭😭 leave that high schooler alone #same goes for inosuke #why r they always the target EHELP ME