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twosides--samecoin · 2 years
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I've seen a lot of funny deaths across 15 years of playtime in TES/Fallout. I've played all of them except F:76 and TES: Arena/Daggerfall. Nothing beats this.
Here's probably the second worst experience I have ever had in gaming, second only to What Happened To My Gameboy (but that's a story for another time):
This is the time that THIS copy of Fallout: New Vegas for the Xbox 360 broke so hard that I couldn't reload a save out of the problem.
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This is my cursed copy of Fallout: New Vegas. I keep it because it's cursed.
Back in the day (2010) when you bought a single-player game, you might have had a day-one patch plus a few more for good measure. This was the console era where only multiplayer and XBLA stuff had regular updates. I remember a lot of conversation in this era was the beginnings of worries about patching in content after release and what it does to games and.. yeah those were simpler days.
PC modding was absolutely a normal practice back then, but we take for granted now that computing technology has improved significantly in the entry level market and modding is a lot more common now with a wider, general audience of gamers than it was then. We even have modding on console, which astonishes me considering my first console was my dad's Super Nintendo.
All of this is to say: When you bought a CD copy of a single player game - you had a few updates but that was it in this era. There were no community patches on console. This was before Skyrim, before ESO, before Fallout 4.
So; I'm in post-secondary, I still owned a 360 and played this game on a 13 inch CRT.
Most often I don't complete a TES/Fallout main story. I'd adventured around Nevada for some time and I decided, yeah, I'm level 40, let's go talk to Mr. House. Let's go into the Lucky 38. Thanks, Victor, send me to meet the man.
Except the game would not let me.
Instead of going through a loading screen and landing in Mr.House's suite, the game loaded to a flat desert texture floor. Everywhere I look, everywhere I turn, dirt. Desert. No landscape no houses no NPCs. I'm in a room that is pure engine void.
Oh, and it's full of water. I'm in a room of engine void, desert floor, and I'm floating in deep water.
Then, waterfalls forming walls around me. Almost like they are forming a room around me; four walls of falling, stretching texture.. with Securitrons.
Securitrons floating down the waterfalls at about the rate when you swim up the middle of a waterfall in Minecraft. Their numbers were not few: the first wave reached the desert floor and more descended from the tops of the waterfall towards me.
It's Securitron D-Day and I am on the shore.
They kill me.
Victor sent me to my death.
I think what happened (after years of wondering/learning about the games/wiki editing/getting more years of experience with the engines/getting a PC I could mod with that wasn't a 200$ facebook machine) was my game had a bug at the point where I went into the Lucky 38 elevator and loaded me into the cell where they get mad at you for going into Mr. House's room, but the room was busted because it was supposed to load me into the area prior. I have no idea.
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Assigning Homestar Runner Characters LPS Against Their Will
admin bone here! me and chestnut decided the other day we were going to assign hsr characters lps so here we go......
homestar runner: ostrich #851
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i think he would be the sportiest ostrich. it makes sense because he is a silly jock and he is really tall
strong bad: bear #395
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he seems like the type of guy to be an lps bear 🤷‍♂️ but like an evil one that some kid drew angry eyebrows on in blue pen back in 2008
strong sad: bonbon cat #177
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me and chestnut had a little debate over what cat strong sad would be but i think this one is really the best choice because it even has the sad little eyes... ugh...... this cat would definitely be in a poetry club
strong mad: st bernard #76
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strong mad would TOTALLY be a st bernard no doubt about it. his head is even square just like him
the cheat: leopard #1419
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is this even like, up for debate? also, i think you could make an lps cheat commandos episode if you just owned like 9 or 10 of these things. just saying
marzipan: shorthair #78
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listen guys it was either this or the mod spider (joking) and i think i know which one we all prefer. she even has her ponytail
coach z: ferret #289
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he is long and has a green harness. give him a gold chain and a microphone and he will be demolishing the rap game
bubs: walrus #1119
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he has teeth just like bubs!!!!! also he comes with such a cute scarf and his belly and nose are both orange :-) he looks like he would sell me a fake hatsune miku figure at one of those pop up stands at a mall
king of town: no# scholastic books pig
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this pig is really simple and i think that fits with the king of town. if you dressed this guy real nice and gave him a beard he would fit the part
the poopsmith - rabbit #972
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chestnut and i own this rabbit and we make jokes that hes covered in poop so i think this one works out
(edm music slowly fades in) let me know what you think guys remember to like and subscribe for more awesome littlest pet shop content. bye guys see you next time (minecraft outro plays)
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every-captain · 4 months
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Next week the new streaming schedule starts! I'm gonna really focus in on Baldurs Gate and try to get through it because I've got some other games that I'd really like to get to!
I think we're gonna do 2 days Baldurs Gate, 1 day Minecraft, 1 day art, and then a wildcard day where the game is chosen by a poll here on tumblr.
After Baldurs Gate we'll be playing either Fallout 76, Fallout New Vegas, or going back to our old Fallout 4 game!
I also want to put Rimworld, Baba is You, Unpacking, Dead By Daylight, Layers of Fear, and Zoo Tycoon into our circulation to take the place of Wobbledogs, Tricky Towers, and Among Us that we were playing occasionally.
If anyone has any suggestions for games, as always let me know! :D
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wutlaikalikes · 1 year
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HOLOSTARS Minecraft collab - Vanguard episode
HOLOSTARS, Uproar!! & Tempus Minecraft 2nd collaboration Participants:🌺🍕⚙️🦔💨🦝🖌️🕯️🎇🧤🎩🪫🔅🏹 - February 01, 2023
I’ve been waiting for this collab to happen!! I thought they'd go through the JP server again which won’t be too bad but knowing that Aruran or Rio isn’t working on something means they’d be recycling stuff.
Much like the last time, I watched 2 POVs using my 2 phones, it was Aruran and Flayon’s POV this time. (during the 1st collab, I watched Aruran and Altare’s POV). I didn’t have a visual reference this time, I based the sync on Aruran asking Hakka to go back to the EN server (also for some reason Fuma and Gamma started on the EN server, both being the absolute chaos duo during the collab).
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🌟 Holodex: link
Start each VOD at 0:00 for Aruran, 0:21 for Rio, 0:19 for Flayon & 0:18 for Hakka. Then start all the streams using Holodex media controls. I’m not sure if the audio balance is better on Rio, Flayon or Hakka’s stream but for Aruran it sounds okay. A note though, at some point Hakka’s Discord failed and muted everyone.
just in case you want to enter each link yourself:
🍕 Arurandeisu: 【EN×JPコラボ!】Welcome TEMPUS 2nd gen!! 一緒にサーバー観光しよう!【アルランディス視点/ホロスターズ】 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0-WvHjwKk8
🕯️ Minase Rio: 【Minecraft】Welcome TEMPUS Vanguard BOYS!!! collab【 水無世燐央 / UPROAR!! / アップロー / ホロスターズ 】 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo5slDr1iZE&t=76s
🪫 Machina x Flayon: 【Minecraft】HOLOSTARS Collab! w/ JP Holostars! #holotempus 【EN】 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB4P1mZTGx0
🔅 Banzoin Hakka: 【MINECRAFT 】Playing with da BOIS, Let's have fun!!! #holoTEMPUS #Banzoinhakka【EN】 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hco0fJ9yGXM
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queerdesire · 2 years
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Hey! Do you game? If so what do you like tj play.
I do! I have a PS4 and i have lots of games but I mainly play fallout 76 & Minecraft. I do have a bunch of other multiplayer games tho. I like the forest even though I've beaten it and I can get back into cod. I hate GTA so that would be a no go but I would attempt to play Fortnite if I had to lmfao
So if you wanted to game let me know!
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aestheticsyoutubers · 4 years
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ray narvaez jr, letsplay ↳ actual petting zoo (let’s play minecraft #76)
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yipeaches · 6 years
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Jack, Jack... you kill the kids first.
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undead-potatoes · 6 years
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I’m kinda sad Fallout 76 is always online, not only cause it’s a Fallout game, but bc I’m really digging the new monsters they’ve brought to the table, like fuck yeah I want to hang out with monthman! But I don’t wanna spend hours on my base and then randomly get nuked! Todd why?!
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minecraft-swear-jar · 6 years
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episode 76: actual petting zoo
its like michael was in another league this episode. it was insane.
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luna-says-stuff · 3 years
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after popular demand, I bring you part two of
50 Durin House Rules And Other Declarations:
(Everyone lives AU)
51. Stop stealing Thorin’s beads and claim Dis has hid them.
52. Don’t sell Mithril shirts for own profit.
53. Dwalin is not allowed in the training room for longer than six hours a day. He needs rest too.
54. Don’t help Dwalin sneak into the training room. Even if he claims to cover for your next prank.
55. The limit for bathing is two hours. Staying in the tub for full days in no longer allowed. You can’t outrun your problems all day, Thorin.
56. Don’t let Fili sew anything.
57. Bow practice is no longer allowed inside the mountain.
58. DO NOT OFFER FILI AND KILI NERF GUNS
59. No more sentimental gifts for Dis. She doesn’t know how to behave for the next weeks.
60. Playing Y.M.C.A at a royal ball is not allowed.
61. Neither is playing Barbie Girl.
62. Stop arguing with Dis. You’re gonna ruin everybody’s day, because she’s gonna take her anger out on everybody else in the mountain, not just you!
63. For the love of Mahal, stop making those fuckboy faces to every important person that comes for royal meetings. This is not the impression we want to give off to visitors.
64. Eat bananas like a normal person would do.
65. No more snacks past 8 am.
66. Don’t let Fili and Kili watch horror movies alone.
67. Don’t leave Kili alone after horror movies. Ever.
68. Thorin, medical issues must be tended to. Whether you deem it necessary or not. Stop using the “it’s my stab wound” card. It’s not cool, it’s worrisome.
69. Taping a giant picture of Freddie Mercury on the throne is not appreciated.
70. Neither is ordering someone to make a portrait of him and hanging it in the hall of kings.
71. Stop dressing up in those inflatable dinosaur suits.
72. Don’t hand Dis a weapon. No matter the circumstances.
73. Fili is not allowed in the forges without supervision.
74. Kili is not qualified as supervision.
75. STOP.BRINGING.WOLVES.HOME.
76. Replacing Thorin’s wardrobe with bright green dresses is no longer a fun joke.
77. Wearing only a bathrobe is inappropriate and not a ‘fashion statement’.
78. Stop re-acting the Mustafar scene from Revenge of the Sith in the treasure room.
79. Claiming you need to because the lightsabers were 300 gold pieces each is not our problem. It’s yours.
80. Stop trying the hang the earlier mentioned Freddie Mercury portrait in the meeting hall. It is not a better alternative than the hall of kings.
81. DO NOT PROCEED TO HANG THE PORTRAIT BACK IN THE HALL OF KINGS AFTER THIS HAS BEEN SAID.
82. Both of them are not agreeable spots to hang the portrait.
83. Balin is not your servant. Don’t usher him to get you cookies when you’re too lazy to get out of bed.
84. Don’t use slang on Dis.
85. “What do you think you’re doing” is a theoretical question. We don’t actually want to know what you think you’re doing.
86. Using morse code to communicate with each other during dinner is no longer appreciated.
87. Don’t ‘vibe-check’ Thorin.
88. Minecraft is not something you can major in and is not considered a good future plan.
89. During scrabble night, we use normal words. Not words like ‘himbo’ or ‘fergalicious’.
90. ‘Bring back the Mercury portrait’ is not a valid petition.
91. When saying ‘healthy coping mechanisms’, we meant something like writing. Not screaming.
92. Do not touch Kili’s Jim Carrey dvd collection.
93. Don’t ever let Thorin watch American Horror Story alone.
94. Stop playing Christmas songs mid-summer.
95. Redecorating the throne room without approval of Thorin is not a considerable hobby.
96. “I don’t like sand” is not a normal way to start a conversation.
97. Dis needs at least 20 hours for herself a day (sleep included)
98. If you need more time with Dis, payment is two gold pieces per minute.
99. We already created a room dedicated to the Mercury portrait. Stop trying to hang up it elsewhere or it will be destroyed.
100. The portrait will not be destroyed as the thought of it makes Kili cry.
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I posted 8,763 times in 2021
735 posts created (8%)
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For every post I created, I reblogged 10.9 posts.
I added 6,809 tags in 2021
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#dis 4 any version or just vanilla minecraft?cos my fav mob of all is the mutant enderman from the orespawn mod.for vanilla it's the enderman
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
I really like how in the openings titles of CSI Vegas, the characters' specialties are shown before each character 😄
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Maxine Roby - DNA collection and analysis
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Josh Folsom - spatter analysis
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Allie Rajan - ballistics
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Hugo Ramirez - autopsy
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Sara Sidle - material and fibre analysis
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Gil Grissom - entomology
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Ships I have where the actors ship them harder than anyone else:
GSR - Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle from CSI, played by William Petersen and Jorja Fox
Riker-Troi/Imzadi - Will Riker and Deanna Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by Jonathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis
The ships work and are believable to the audience because the people portraying these characters believe in their relationship. It's lovely.
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Touch Me, Trust Me [Touch-Starved] - POTOber Prompt, Erik Destler (Gerard Butler) x Reader
(A/N:  This is a story I'm submitting for day 6 of POTOber on Tumblr, hosted by @coatntails .  The prompt is Touch Me, Trust Me, and the assisting suggestions are Touch Starved/Hunger/Lust. Linked below is the prompt list.)
You walked down the winding staircase to the catacombs of the Opera House, making your way to your daily meeting with your boyfriend, Erik. From just a quarter of the way down the stairs, you could hear his aggressive organ music; he must have been very angry. Concerned, you kept on walking, unafraid of approaching him because you knew that despite how...conspicuously Erik's rage always manifested, he would never, ever lay a hand on those he loved. You completed the journey in due time. You walked up beside Erik to see if he would acknowledge you; he did not. He never stopped playing, and did not so much as glance at you. But he did not growl at you to leave either, which meant you were welcome in his space. He also played his keys softer; though they never faltered in intensity, the overall volume was lessened. You smiled at his consideration of your ears.
After a little longer, you put a hand on his back. As if a switch had been flipped, his fingers froze and his body jerked up slightly, which you felt. You could feel that his back was tensed up, and from the looks of his shoulders, they were as well, because he was expectant of you to give explanation for your action. Slowly, he turned his head to look at you at last, confusion in his eyes. You offered him a small but affectionate smile. "What's the matter?" you asked softly, in case any indelicacy on your part would make him uncomfortable.
You saw his eyebrows begin to frown sadly before he looked away from you, hanging his head and tilting it to the side. "It's nothing..." His voice was even softer than yours, because it was hesitant and sad.
You let out a huff through your nose - never in a million years would you believe that.  Without a warning, you stepped towards him, murmured a, "Come here," and wrapped your arms around him, pulling him into you until he was turned to you and your fronts were pressed against each other.  You had both arms around his waist and were pressing the side of your head into his chest, your eyes open because it was your turn to anticipate his reaction.  For a few moments, he froze up again, his arms out to the side, forearms towards his front.
Gradually, jaggedly, his arms lowered, and they were placed around you tentatively as he got a feel for his emotional response to your embrace.  As he became more sure of what he wanted, he gently pulled you, still embracing you, to his sofa.  Briefly, very briefly, he let go so that he could sit down and pulled you onto his lap.  Immediately, his arms made their way to your back and upwards so that he could grip your shoulders from behind, and you had your arms around his upper back, one hand rubbing up and down his back.  He buried his face in the top of your shoulder, rubbing his face against it until his mask loosened and fell off his face, dropping to the floor with a slight clatter.  With his mask off, he comfortably pushed his face into your shoulder.  His fingers were digging into your skin and burned a little, but that was alright; he was desperate for your touch, for your comfort.  You had hugged and kissed him many times before, but no matter how much physical affection you gave him, he still absorbed it like a starving man everytime you touched him - and you always understood why, always happily held him, and never rejected him.
When you felt tears soak through your shirt, you turned your head and kissed the side of his.  "It's okay..." you whispered, sliding your hand up into his hair and rubbing his head, your other hand rubbing his back, neither of you caring that you pushed the wig off.
He merely gripped you tightly and cried into your shoulder, needing you.  You heard soft, miserable whimpers...poor Erik.  He removed one of his hands and took the arm of yours whose hand was on his back.  He guided it underneath his jacket, so that you rubbed him through his shirt.  As he was about to reach for your other arm, you moved your hand yourself.  However, you heard him murmur, "Under my shirt..."
You did as he requested; you untucked his shirt from his trousers and put your hands on the skin of his lower back; he let out such a loud relieved sigh, and you even felt his body relaxing.  Aside from his skin, you could feel the multitude of scars and old wounds he had on his back, the extent and positions of which you had memorised from the many times you had seen and traced them.  While you slid one of your hands further up his back, the fingers of the other began to trace his scars.  With each progression of movement your hand and fingers made he tensed and immediately relaxed, sighing shakily everytime.  You closed your eyes and kissed his head again.  "You want more?" you whispered.  He knew what you meant; he had you do it a lot of the times he was in a bad mental space and needed you to soothe him.  So you both stood up, and walked to his bed (the proper one).  As Erik walked, he took off his shirt and jacket, not caring that they dropped onto the floor, and then he let himself fall face down onto his bed.  You sat down beside him and picked up where you left off with tracing his scars, with both hands this time.  He let out a loud groan, mixed with relief and frustration.  But he was not crying anymore, which meant that he was feeling a bit better.  You kept doing it, moving to kiss along his scars as well, following the movements of one of your hands.  You made sure that he felt comforted and knew that he was loved.
After a while, you noticed that Erik was no longer responding to the stimuli.  Instead, his back rose and fell steadily with his slow breaths.  You checked his face, and saw that he was asleep.  You smiled fondly; his emotions must have taken a lot out of him.  You lay down beside him.  In his sleep, he scooted over to you and curled into your side.  You gladly held him, being gentle so as not to wake him up.  Though you did not fall asleep yourself, you closed your eyes and rested, appreciating the silence, peace, and most of all, the presence and company of the man beside you.
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(This is just to try and pacify my intense simping a little bit)
Y/n: You know that feeling when your heart skips a beat?
Arthur: That's called arrhythmia.
Y/n: I get that feeling everytime I see y-
Arthur: You could die from it.
121 notes • Posted 2021-04-23 03:17:56 GMT
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Tag game
Tagged by @frostysfrenzy
Rules: Tag nine people you want to know better and answer the questions
Three ships: Okay well these are from the shows that are coming back so - GSR (Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle) from CSI; 00Vesper (James Bond and Vesper Lynd) from James Bond; Mike Banning x Leah Banning from the Fallen series
Last song: Lots of Fun by TryHardNinja
Last movie: I think it was Angel has Fallen?
Currently watching: CSI
Currently reading: The Silmarillion
Currently craving: Peace of mind...
Tag 9 people: @leftperfectionmoon @hlabounty96 @chickadee-djarin @forauldlangsynee @bishops-severed-torso @davesdude80 @rodrigo-di-posa @mcliancraft @arthurmahgoodboah (nobody has to do it if they don't want to)
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A Suna Rintarou Series
Summary: Suna was the best boyfriend you could ask for, after fighting with your inner demons that screamed you were ugly, worthless, and annoying. You finally decided to go the next step with your boyfriend, only to find out it was all a game.
A/N: Part 7!! I just want to let y’all know that everytime I update I post two small chapters in one. Usually one being Y/N’s side and the other being Suna’s side. Sometimes I’ll add atsumu like my last update but idk. Just be sure to read every chapter because they may seem small but they’re lowkey kind of important as I don’t want you missing out. One post has like 76 likes and the one after it has 150 so I just wanna make sure that you know I post twice in one day! I don’t do this to get noticed or because I want more likes but I want you to read all of my shitty work rather than some of it ya know...? Anyways! On to the story!
Warnings: underaged drinking, smut, guys talking badly about women, heartbreak, messed up shit that you shouldn’t do and a bit of fluff if you squint
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Disc four-slide one: Kageyama Y/N🤍
“My my, do my eyes deceive me? The volleyball club finally has a manager~”
This girl out of nowhere stood in front of you, you both were around the same height. She was wearing an Inarizaki cheerleader uniform and she was too close to comfort. You took a step back confused as to why she was inspecting you like a detective at a crime scene.
“Can I help you...?” You asked and fixed the strap of the first aid kit over your shoulder. “I heard Inarizaki’s number ten finally has a girfriend and I thought it was too good to be true. He told me he wasn’t interested in being in a relationship so i thought he was gay at first until he showed me just how straight he was at a party a few months back.” She said with a menacing chuckle.
Show how straight he is..?
Oh
You knew exactly what she was trying to do and for some reason that sweet and humble persona you usually had completely shattered when you opened your mouth. “I’m pretty shocked he even asked me out on a date. I wasn’t expecting him to go out of his way to make my favorite food and have a picnic in the woods.” You replied with a shrug. Her eye twitched and you knew you struck a nerve.
“If only you knew—“
“Look I don’t want animosity alright? Whatever you and Suna had is in the past. You can try to piss me off and make me jealous all you want but at the end of the day he comes back to me.” You said simply and shrugged, you didn’t want to hear whatever else she was going to say. For your sanity and for her fake eyelashes to stay glued on her face.
“Why you little—“ “Y/N-Chan! Jamie!” Atsumu saw you both from down the hall. “How are my two lovely ladies.” He jogged over and smiled. You and Jamie glared at eachother and you both turned and walked away leaving the blonde twin standing there confused.
After joining the rest of the team you sighed and rubbed the back of your neck. Even though this Jamie chick was uttering stupid shit it still struck a nerve. What kind of relationship did she and Suna have before you came in the picture? Obviously it was sexual...but did he smile and keep her warm like how he does for you.
Did he text her at 3 am because he was bored and wanted someone to play Minecraft with him? Did he cuddle with her and take naps under the baby blue sky and laugh at the funny shaped clouds?
“Princess...is something wrong..?” Suna asked and all of a sudden appeared in front of you. You fiddled with the zipper of your volleyball track jacket and didn’t look up. “Babe, what’s wrong? Look at me.” He said and you saw his hand near you. He lifted your chin to face him and you almost melted when you finally made eye contact. His grayish-yellow fox like eyes put you in a trance and you couldn’t look away.
“Is something the matter?” He asked and tilted his head. You sighed and your cheeks puffed, he could help but mentally gush at how cute you looked when frustrated. But it seemed like you weren’t frustrated with anyone but yourself.
“So I met, Jamie.” You started and his eyes widened.
Bingo
Something did happened between them...
You hugged yourself and looked away, this was a habit when you were nervous or self conscious. “She’s really pretty....and skinny and her makeup is flawless and—“
“She told you we had sex right?” He said straight up and your eyes widened at his vulgar way of saying it.
You nodded and said “I know it’s in the past but she shouldn’t have rubbed it in or whatever. And I don’t know....it just bothers me a bit. I don’t know how to react...this is my first relationship after all.” You rubbed your arms. He put his hands on your shoulders to make sure you were focusing on him, even though you refused to look back at him.
“I’ll be honest with you, nothing special was or is going on between us. I just made a stupid decision of sleeping with her once and she never lets it go. I don’t see her that way and eventually she’ll move on because she does that with every athlete that catches her eye.” He assured but you were still pretty bothered. She just gives you bad vibes. “I’m just insecure I guess.” You admitted sadly.
Jamie is gorgeous, she’s the definition of a goddess, at least appearance wise. Her beautiful olive skin and blue eyes, her bleached blonde hair suits her well and her makeup looks better than James Charles. When does she find the time to do it? “You shouldn’t feel insecure. she’s alright I guess, but you’re beautiful. You’re you, and that’s what I like about you.” He said softly.
You looked back up and into his eyes to see if he was lying but his breath hitched when he saw your eyes get watery. “All I ask is for you to not break my heart. Can you do that?” Your voice cracked slightly and he nodded.
“I promise.”
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hermette-historian · 3 years
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We’ve hit the four month mark on our journey with August 2012 and the 1.3.1 update to Minecraft (hooray for ender chests and sandstone stairs!) so I believe it’s time for another long form post. Today’s topic: Vibes...? focusing on family friendly-ness, sorted by member.
Disclaimer: This post does not include every member of Season 1. I tracked down 20 creators that still had videos up from 2012, but at this point in history only 7 were actively posting (oddly enough, red3yz seems to have deleted and restarted his series after the update, and I couldn’t track anything from Kiershar at all which makes me sad). Monkeyfarm joined the server on July 6 and Static posted his first video on July 30, but I will not be including them because with three episodes between them it’s far too early to judge their vibes.
Sorted by order of appearance, here’s our season one cast thus far!
GenerikB
100% family friendly! He’s been at this for awhile (as long as “awhile” could possibly be in 2012, which is like a year) and knows how the system works. Has formal commercial breaks for ads, which is completely warranted because his videos average at 40 mins. The original hermit and prankster extraordinaire, GB does his best to protect his assets using the latest in redstone technology but knows how to take a joke as well as he gives one. 
Biffa2001
95% family-friendly! This guy throws himself at the grindiest project possible in 1.2 Minecraft (clearing out large amounts of water is a pain in the ASS) but knows how to pace himself and his content to make it more digestible for the viewers. Biffa is Britishness incarnate, all stereotypes included, and proud of it. Love me a good, dry sense of humor and a level-headed approach to gaming.
Hypnotizd
100% family-friendly! Personally I don’t think Hypno gets enough credit for being the oldest member of Hermitcraft to still be on the server. (He’s only got a day or two on Xisuma, but still) underrated hermit. 2012 Hypno is completely indistinguishable from 2021 Hypno; he started with one (1) vibe and stuck with it for nearly ten years. Quiet and basic in the best way possible, Hypno makes you feel safe, calm, and smart.
Xisumavoid
76% family-friendly (for rage-quit reasons and that one time he swore on camera). On the complete opposite end of the consistency spectrum from Hypno, we have Xisuma. This is not by any measure the X we know and love (though he is still lovable) and it’s truly amazing how much he’s grown. Organized to a fault, it’s taken until his latest episode for X to say out loud that he needs to take himself less seriously and not get frustrated at all of his mistakes (propensity for derp does not pair well with excessive perfectionism). But his builds are nonetheless impressive, and he serves as the redstone genius (or slave, if you ask Biffa) of the server.
Keralis
20% family friendly. Keralis curses like a sailor and makes innuendos like a prostitute, although there is a downward trend in the sheer volume of profanity as he gets used to filming with the “tamer” members of the server. His English vocabulary at this point is not quite at the level it is now; he tends to count/mutter in Swedish and repeats himself constantly as he learns how to multitask effectively on camera. But holy SHIT are his builds epic. Even with the block palette available in 1.2, Keralis’ S1 base is one of the most beautiful modern builds I have ever seen.
Topmass
20% family friendly, for exactly the same reasons as Keralis. Topmass (or Minecrafted, if you prefer), has more of an excuse though, considering I would hazard a guess at his age being around 18/19 when he joined the server. Hermitcraft is clearly not a priority for him and his upload schedule is infrequent, but other members of the server frequently tout his other work as being awe-inspiring. Top has baby gremlin vibes as he tends to spend his time following the other guys around and lodging the occasional arrow in their backsides, but should you choose to watch his series beware his immaturity.
Joe Hills
50% family-friendly, but only because nobody under the age of 14 will understand a word of what comes out of this man’s mouth. Joe is chaos incarnate and the purest fountain of intellectual hilarity, and I am in absolute awe at his improvisational comedy skills. I’ve covered a lot about Joe in previous posts so I won’t go into too much detail here, but suffice to say that Joe is undoubtedly what keeps the server from feeling like a group of individual let’s plays.
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A Thorough Dissection of Snapcube’s “Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)” Dub and its Recurring Themes and Plots
I have organized this into two main plot threads, one recurring theme that aids both plots, and a series of noteworthy jokes and/or bits that add story cohesion to the dub as a whole. Luckily for me, Shadow T. Hedgehog himself brought about a generic theme message of the dub inside the dub itself, so that was part of my work alleviated from me. For the sake of the post being long as hell, all the information will be placed under a readmore.
STORY THREAD: THE FORTNITE GAMING SAGA
8:00 - The first mention of Fortnite. 8:13 - The introduction of alternate Battle Royales and their existence in the dub. This does not necessarily include real Battle Royales such as PUBG, instead branching off into fictional works, such as Doki Doki Literature Club Battle Royale. 8:55 is where we get the first mention of Tilted Towers. Eggman is revealed to also like Fortnite, and Rouge's username is leaked. 13:43 - It is revealed that Memphis Tennessee is also an avid Fortnite gamer, and we see his gamer pad. 14:49 - "That just makes you a beta cuck." Not FULLY related to the plot, but worth mentioning because it is gold. 16:38 - Sonic defends the integrity of the real best Battle Royale, Tetris 99. 17:28 - The future of Fortnite is revealed. 17:56 - Rouge starts her plan to create her own Battle Royale. 22:52 - The world on fire, seen in Elise’s That’s So Raven moments, is revealed to be caused by Sonic's Battle Royale soundtrack. 25:55 - Eggman sends Sonic and co. into “Fortnite Minecraft” for the PS4. This is never elaborated upon. 26:58 - Alfred somehow predicts Fallout 76 Battle Royale before it was revealed. Because he is Alfred, and that is the magic of the dubs. 27:11 - Elise's key role in the perfect Battle Royale is revealed, establishing a more solid character motive for Eggman. 29:29 - Tails discovers Rouge's Battle Royale, and Sonic inserts himself as the main character. 38:19 - Memphis shows off his new Fortnite map. 41:19 - Omega shows a distaste for Fortnite, the first character thus far to do so, and plans to stop it from being the top game of 2018. 42:02 - Shadow asks Todd Howard to publish his game, and it is revealed that Shadow was made by Todd Howard as part of a Battle Royale. 48:49 - It's revealed that the purple and yellow energies are being used to power Fortnite. 51:55 - The Duke attempts to revive Elise using the gamer gems, but the gamer piss kills her. However, she is revived shortly after. 1:00:22 - Eggman's Fortnite account is hacked, and he has a birth of cactuses out of his asshole. 1:01:33 - Memphis realizes he has more gamer potential than anticipated, and moves far beyond Fortnite, disregarding the new map he made. 1:04:53 - Fortnite is destroyed by anonymous hackers, and Eggman's social security becomes someone else's. 1:21:25 - Elise takes Sonic to see the Flame of Gamers, and they extinguish it together. 1:23:06 - Game over.
Overall conclusion of this thread: No matter how well-intentioned a conflict may be (Fortnite vs PUBG vs Tetris 99), all that a conflict can breed is hate. Casualties may arise (Elise, Eggman’s social security), and outside groups (the hackers) are bound to take advantage of conflicting parties for their own gain.
STORY THREAD: SHADOW'S MARITAL AFFAIRS
30:33 - It is revealed that Shadow and Rouge had a wedding once. 32:16 - Shadow describes this arc before it truly begins. 35:27 - The power of Za Warudo unites Shadow and Sonic in marriage, though chaos ensues at the question of who is the bride. 35:59 - Shadow reveals his love for Memphis Tennessee, and they kiss off screen. 38:24 - Shadow asks Memphis on a date. 39:21 - We see the first sign of strain in Memphis and Shadow's relationship. 40:45 - Omega confesses his feelings for Shadow. 44:42 - Shadow and Silver do A Gay Thing together. 51:12 - Shadow obtains a portable Memphis. And what do you know? The perfect shape. 56:38 - Omega gets his revenge for Memphis for stealing Shadow. 58:29 - Rouge and Omega bond over the friend zone. 1:03:40 - Memphis voices his regret over dating Shadow, and chooses to instead fuck his clones. 1:06:14 - Sonic first recognizes Silver's status as a twink. This comes into play later, when Sonic is revived. 1:13:29 - Memphis unleashes his ultimate gay power, technically making Shadow his boyfriend again. 1:18:28 - The gay gems revive Sonic, and he forms a polyamorous marriage with Silver and Shadow.
Overall conclusion: Being gay is good. Try it some time.
RECURRING THEME: WEED AND VAPING
28:32 - This is the first mention of Knuckles' desire for weed, a joke returning from the first dub. Sonic establishes himself as a weed smoker. 29:39 - Rouge reveals her weed stash to Shadow, firmly cementing that she is not a dealer. If she was, she would’ve given it to Knuckles (for a price). 31:57 - "YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?!" 36:50 - A robot asks for weed. Yeah. I did notice this. 37:21 - Rouge offers Omega some weed, and once weed.exe downloads, he short circuits in a beautiful display of Alfred’s note-holding capabilities. 40:29 - Omega is revealed to have the ability to inebriate others through his presence, as shown by Memphis’s red eyes. 41:46 - Omega asks for more weed. He does not get it. 43:53 - Shadow uses weed to slow time. This is the first display of weed having supernatural abilities. 54:22 - Shadow encourages young Elise to vape, and ties the themes together into an essential message about freedom... or whatever. 57:32 - Omega once again reveals his incredible dependency on Rouge's weed. He should get his own supplier instead of leeching off Rouge. 1:10:44 - Memphis obtains the Corrupted Weed Gem and uses it to McMurder Sonic. He does it entirely by accident, though.
Thematic message: “All living things deserve freedom... Freedom to weed, to vape, to Fortnite... That’s what we’re all tying into, I think. That’s the central message.”
Other Recurring Jokes of Note: Instant Ramen: 9:35 - 9:58 - 10:12 - 36:46 - 46:15 Finding The Computer Room: 7:55 - 17:49 - 41:59 - 1:00:10 The Ice Cream Air Ship: 7:24 - 55:08 - 1:05:17 My Bed Is Made Of Scorpions: 0:31 - 1:13:50 "One": 2:57 - 7:13 - 22:44 Tell It In Excruciating Detail: 17:00 - 21:45 Amy Making Murder Threats: 24:00 - 34:12 - 1:16:16 Characters Surprised By Their Own Abilities: 5:51 - 7:21 - 1:11:27 - 1:15:40 Pumpkin Hill: 18:11 - 24:39 - 1:14:52 Omega's Counting Habits: 1:00:53 - 1:01:49 - 1:04:26
Overall, Snapcube’s dub of “Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)” delivers a message of self discovery and personal freedoms. We all have issues that might bog us down, and we may suffer from insomnia. But one thing that unites us all (other than Pumpkin Hill) is the idea of personal growth. Whether that comes through game development, an exploration of sexuality, learning that you have hands, or letting a child vape, there’s something for all of us in the Computer Room of Discovery. And once we find the computer room, we can code our future.
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#like ig the universe thought i might have something good going for me so it was like lol goodbye executive functioning
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Danganronpa 2 Characters As Shit I've Heard My Roommate Say On Discord
Nagito: I love poly people. Look at them, all poly and shit
Chiaki: cuz I'm a side-quest bitch
Gundam: *gasp* MOTHMAN EARRINGS?!
Hajime: She's a 40 year old white terf from England, I know exactly what she smells like. She smells like grape cough drops.
Mikan: I just sent [Hajime] a selfie and he said 'ew'.
Nekomaru, to Akane: You're going to let a grown ass man prostitute you for an Arby's roast beef sandwich?
Hiyoko to Mahiru: You and I have to get really close because you have to touch my boob in this play
Akane: What do you mean black women need more representation? We have Aunt Jemima. NOTE: my roommate said this sarcastically, they don't actually think this way
Ibuki: Nobody makes Minecraft parodies anymore :(
Teruteru: All three nights the whole backstage smelled like ass guacamole
Fuyuhiko: A fucking 90 year old woman buying meth in the Chipotle parking lot?!
Ultimate Impostor: Mormons. Know. How. To. Fucking. Cook.
Mahiru: he has a tic tac head
Sonia: Suck my Richardson!?
Kazuichi: there's boobs in it though!
Peko Pekoyama: you're nothing but a peepaw to me
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#4
I assigned pokemon types to Danganronpa characters
I only did the first and second game bc I haven’t finished UGD or Killing Harmony yet
*Trigger Happy Havoc:*
Sayaka Maizono: normal
Makoto Naegi: normal/grass (because he’s average but with a little *spice*)
Leon Kuwata: rock
Chihiro Fujisaki: electric/fairy
Mondo Owada: fire/dark
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: fire/steel
Hifumi Yamada: electric/bug
Celestia Ludenberg: ghost/fire
Sakura Ogami: fighting
Junko Enoshima: dark/fairy
Mukuro Ikusaba: dark/steel
Aoi Asahina: water
Byakuya Togami: ice
Kyoko Kirigiri: psychic
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ground/psychic
Toko Fukawa: dark/ghost
Genocider Syo: dark/fairy
*Goodbye Despair:*
Hajime Hinata: normal
Chiaki Nanami: electric/psychic 
Ultimate Impostor: normal/ghost
Teruteru Hanamura: fire
Mahiru Koizumi: grass
Peko Pekoyama: steel/fighting
Ibuki Mioda: electric/poison
Hiyoko Saionji: fairy
Mikan Tsumiki: poison
Gundham Tanaka: dark/normal
Nekomaru Nidai: rock/fighting
Nagito Komaeda: ghost/grass
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ice/rock
Sonia Nevermind: grass/fairy
Akane Owari: fighting
Kazuichi Soda: steel/electric
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#3
Sexuality headcanons for some of the pokemon league champions
Cynthia: asexual and biromantic
Alder: straight
N: arocace (not techinically a champion but close enough)
Diantha: bisexual, but prolly male-leaning
Wallace: gay and aromantic, probably nonbinary
Leon: pansexual but only Sonia knows
Professor Kukui: straight but his s/o (Professor Burnette) is definitely bi, so he has BI. WIFE. ENERGY.
Lance: probably still trying to figure it out
Iris: lesbian and panromantic
Steven: ace and panromantic. like the dude is fucking dressed like the ace pride flag
Blue: homophobic. that’s it that’s his sexuality
Red: aroace
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#2
You know how cartoon villains always label themselves as like an EVIL scientist and they really need to stress the fact that they are evil? This implies that there is an occupation known as a Morally Ambiguous Scientist.
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#1
I'm not in the harry potter fandom but I do know that if you say you like the Snape guy then you will get death threats
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overwatch boys playing minecraft
doomfist: somehow gets spawned on an island and is trying to find everyone but there’s so. much. goddamn. sea.
baptiste: just wants to farm/would rather be playing stardew valley
genji: likes to mine and fight creepers if he’s not playing bedwars
hanzo: wants a pet enderman but settles for an army of cats
junkrat: either doing minecraft hunger games or trying to spawn in iron golems
lucio: fishes most of the time and gives everybody the enchanments he doesn’t want
mccree: desperately trying to start a farm but the cows won’t come to him EVEN THOUGH HE HAS THE FUCKING WHEAT-
reaper: in creative mode trying to spawn dangerous mobs to push them into minecarts
reinhardt: can’t figure out how to jump so he keeps dying from fall damage
roadhog: is in the netherworld protecting pigmen from ghast and collecting glowstone
sigma: just trying to get diamond armor and make friends with endermen
solider 76: building a massive house and refuses to let anybody live with him in fear that they’ll mess it up
torb: controller keeps dying because he won’t let it fucking charge (if his controller is alive he’s raiding villages)
winston: just watching people play because he hates nighttime in minecraft
zen: stuck in the end
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