Assigning Homestar Runner Characters LPS Against Their Will
admin bone here! me and chestnut decided the other day we were going to assign hsr characters lps so here we go......
homestar runner: ostrich #851
i think he would be the sportiest ostrich. it makes sense because he is a silly jock and he is really tall
strong bad: bear #395
he seems like the type of guy to be an lps bear 🤷♂️ but like an evil one that some kid drew angry eyebrows on in blue pen back in 2008
strong sad: bonbon cat #177
me and chestnut had a little debate over what cat strong sad would be but i think this one is really the best choice because it even has the sad little eyes... ugh...... this cat would definitely be in a poetry club
strong mad: st bernard #76
strong mad would TOTALLY be a st bernard no doubt about it. his head is even square just like him
the cheat: leopard #1419
is this even like, up for debate? also, i think you could make an lps cheat commandos episode if you just owned like 9 or 10 of these things. just saying
marzipan: shorthair #78
listen guys it was either this or the mod spider (joking) and i think i know which one we all prefer. she even has her ponytail
coach z: ferret #289
he is long and has a green harness. give him a gold chain and a microphone and he will be demolishing the rap game
bubs: walrus #1119
he has teeth just like bubs!!!!! also he comes with such a cute scarf and his belly and nose are both orange :-) he looks like he would sell me a fake hatsune miku figure at one of those pop up stands at a mall
king of town: no# scholastic books pig
this pig is really simple and i think that fits with the king of town. if you dressed this guy real nice and gave him a beard he would fit the part
the poopsmith - rabbit #972
chestnut and i own this rabbit and we make jokes that hes covered in poop so i think this one works out
(edm music slowly fades in) let me know what you think guys remember to like and subscribe for more awesome littlest pet shop content. bye guys see you next time (minecraft outro plays)
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i hate having this condition. i hate the way my body wants to stay up all night and sleep during the day. i hate the way my mouth waters and my breath instinctively quickens when i see a wound, or how much i wish i could sink my teeth in. i wish i wasn't like this. (sorry for rant but i dont i know where else i can vent)
buddy if you need to vent therapy exists? also art. art is good. discord vent channels. like i know we’re strangers so to you it’s free real estate but
that said
you’re allowed to hate a chronic condition. you’re allowed to hate having more baggage than other people, you’re allowed to hate that you started the race with fuckin’ weights on yer ankles. not every day is roses and i won’t promise you that.
but some days will be.
some days you’ll get a good day of sleep and stay up all night with no expectations. some days you’ll get a nice placebo, or maybe the actual thing. some days you’ll be satisfied. not every day. maybe not even this year. but some days.
if living like this is actively detrimental to your health, talk to a professional. talk around the issue if you have to, phrase it as pica, whatever. see what they have. it’s always worth trying, seriously. their whole business model runs on having living people to make money off of, y’know
you are like this. or at least you’re enough like this that you’re in our inbox, so that counts. my recommendation is self care and exploring the concept of neutrality instead of outright loathing. does not having arms suck? yeah, but think about all of those unsanitary handshakes i get to pass on.
does craving blood and ravenously dreaming about gore suck? sure. nowadays it’s a bit like getting horror movie messages from a demon that doesn’t know when to quit. like. “Moloch i already left you on read, can a person drink their coke in peace? or are we doing the murder fantasy again for old times’ sake.”
tl;dr eat, sleep, take a shower, take your revenge on the universe for giving you life by living really fucking deliciously, also therapy good. you don’t have to go enemies to lovers with your chronic torment, but a meh medium is possible.
also maybe talk to people in general. they’re really distracting, how can i possibly have a panic attack when someone is explaining to me how lava works
hope this helps
at the very least: mood
this was brought to you by my insomnia, sweet merciful night i think that is sunlight out the window
-mod bone
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CG: THEY SHOULD INVENT JOINTS THAT DON’T HURT.
TC: HoW tHe MoThErFuCk ArE yOu SmOkInG tHeM tHaT iT hUrTs?
TC: Oh ShIt Do YoU mEaN, lIkE, bOnEs?
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I'm currently in the process of replacing the dateable's portraits in Stardew with cr characters! So far we have:
Dr. Bones as Harvey
Cannoli as Abigail
Yoga as Emily
and Eclair as Elliott
with more to come! Everyone has been planned out already, it's just a matter of adding them lol
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