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xx-sketchy-xx · 10 months
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Mistake
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bisexualchaosdemon · 1 month
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What, like playing Class I Exy on national television?
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livingthedragonlife · 2 years
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jonathan my man... you can't just end a journal entry like "tell my wife i love her, oh boy here comes the coach to my death!"
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Gege, I swear to God, if you kill my precious boi I'll come and haunt you in your dreams...
I hope you stub your toe to a sharp corner, and step on water with your socks if you do that
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turianosauruswrex · 7 months
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the party seriously underestimating the Dark Urge, pt. 1
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Wei Wuxian literally cannot spout more than three thoughts without thinking amd talking about how pretty and gorgeous and handsome Lan Wangji is
How is he so convinced he's straight ???
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squirtingemoji · 6 months
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Since he dicked me down I can’t stop thinking of it
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lover-of-skellies · 2 years
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If Figment!Dust or Figment!Killer came at me, I would scream and then proceed to annihilate them with my phone flashlight
Just saying
I would get Lyzer too, but uh. That would probably result in me immediately dying where I stand
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i-merani · 1 year
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It was a mess yesterday but I still think this is very funny story. We were going to the parliament from one of the small streets and there were bunch of cops. One of them came to us and told us to use another route and when we asked why, he said "they are preparing teargas here so you might not be safe" and I just looked at him "did you just tell us to get away from the teargas which you are preparing to spray at us later??" He was like "yeah" The audacity😭😭😭 It was soo ridiculous we laughed at his face but hey at least he tried lol
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daisyflow07 · 2 years
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Honestly one of the worst things about being autistic is that sometimes it just feels like I’m speaking a whole other language than everyone around me.
Like, my family often complains about my short answers and how I apparently “talk in circles” or something, but what I say makes total sense to me.
It’s just…. So frustrating…..
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Don’t mind me just being f e r a l after catching up on Obi Wan
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taffywabbit · 4 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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kn1ght-l1ght · 9 months
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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
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pizzacast · 5 months
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Studio Ghibi kids when they encounter a magical guide or animal: wow, amazing! I’m going to follow it and trust it.
Mahito with the heron:
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lesbianshepard · 6 months
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violent138 · 3 months
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Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.
Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"
"Why Clark, we need a machine--"
"Run along now."
Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*
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