It was a mess yesterday but I still think this is very funny story. We were going to the parliament from one of the small streets and there were bunch of cops. One of them came to us and told us to use another route and when we asked why, he said "they are preparing teargas here so you might not be safe" and I just looked at him "did you just tell us to get away from the teargas which you are preparing to spray at us later??" He was like "yeah" The audacity😭😭😭 It was soo ridiculous we laughed at his face but hey at least he tried lol
Honestly one of the worst things about being autistic is that sometimes it just feels like I’m speaking a whole other language than everyone around me.
Like, my family often complains about my short answers and how I apparently “talk in circles” or something, but what I say makes total sense to me.
they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.
Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"
"Why Clark, we need a machine--"
"Run along now."
Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*