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laurelwen · 11 months

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#nigel my perfect little divine punishment #like minds #nigel colbie #alex forbes #nigel colbie x alex forbes #tom sturridge #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #eddie redmayne #murder boyfriends #like minds shitposts

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balis77 · 9 months

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Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.

#her head is like the sole part of her that looks human at this point #you look at a single bit of her skin that isn't covered by the zero suit that shit starts building your frenzy meter #samus takes off her suit and instead of something sexy you just start going catatonic from things your mind cannot comprehend #samus aran #metroid #shitposting #note: I'm fully aware some of you would still be into this #just saying

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missjashin · 1 year

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I’ve seen few fics hinting about Claudia and Wayne being a thing and I’m not against that at all, it’s kinda cute and all but what actually is selling that one for me is how goddamn hilarious it would be. I mean…

There’s Claudia Henderson. Dustin’s actual mom. And then there’s Steve Harrington. Dustin’s side mom. And then there’s the Munsons. Dustin with wavering voice asking “Did you fuck my mom?” And Eddie and Wayne just looking at each other like “is he talking to me or you? Because the answer is yes”

#that would be the funniest thing ever you cannot change my mind #the munsons™️#ruining Dustin’s innocence since ‘86 #Steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson #claudia henderson #wayne munson #shitpost #what can I say I like to ruin Dustin’s life #just trying to humble him a little bit

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magpie-trinkets · 8 days

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unexpected encounter at the movie premiere

Transcript of the conversation below:

Edgeworth: What are you doing here, Franziska?

Franziska: The same as you, you fool.

Edgeworth: I didn't know you liked the Steel Samurai.

Franziska: I don't. I have memorised the fan-wiki for this date.

Edgeworth: Oh? Going for the perfect date, I see.

Franziska: Of course. What about you and Phoenix Wright? Did you drag him here?

Edgeworth: He came willingly- and he has media literacy, although he tries to hide it.

Franziska: Hmph. Then, wanna test how prepared we both came for this movie? Did you do your homework, Miles Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: That's hilarious. Unlike yourself, I have actually watched every episode and have followed the series since its debut.

Franziska: You won't win against me, Miles Edgeworth. I checked my sources and discussed motifs in anonymous forums. My knowledge is perfect.

Edgeworth: Nothing beats first-hand experience, but I'll humor you. Prepare to lose, Franziska.

Both: Bring it.

#mlm wlw hostility with the von karma siblings #had this silly idea in my mind (like i always do) and i finally found the energy to draw it #the movie title is a reference to the lord of the rings return of the king #i could've put shogun but the movie plot (ace attorney goncharov) vibed more woth daimyo #my art #ms paint #ace attorney #wrightworth #franmaya #narumitsu #it could've been a cute date for both pairings if they hadn't coincided in the queue. ah well #franziska 🤝 phoenix: although not invested in their partner's interest they share the experience with them out of love #franziska doesn't know edgeworth moderates the fan-wiki... or does she?#shitpost

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bklily · 6 days

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HOW ARE WE FEELING TWST ROOK FANS

#im so. IJNFHJBNWRFBHJGHJ #this hit me like a truck i had barely woken up when i saw it #hello sir hello SIR.#those fuckin ARMS im going to do something feral.#like unpopular opinion i prefer current rook with his silly hair and french vibes but i can appreciate him being feral #as a treat for me. who stayed loyal through thick and thin #this is for me!!!! this card WAS MADE FOR ME!!!!!!#im so normal im sooooooooo norma #wtf is even gonna happen in book 7 to feature this rook what is going ON #RELEASE THE BOY!!!!!!!#anyway hope everyone had a good morning this will be on my mind for the next 5 business days #twisted wonderland #twst #rook twst #twst book 7 spoilers #twst meme #twst shitpost

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willgraham-manwhore · 2 months

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#with will looking like that I'd spout some stream of consciousness shit like that too #hannibal shitpost #hannibal speak your mind its okay this is a safe space #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal #nbc hannibal

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moonlightdancer26 · 9 months

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Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?

Also Snape:

“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”

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“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

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“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.

“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.

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As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —

. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.

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Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.

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“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.

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“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”

#what if i told you snape had that dawg in him #snape outrunning a hippogriff has to be the most iconic thing anyone has ever done #like it’s actually insane how jkr expected us to just get over that #like ma’am #he just #outran #a HIPPOGRIFF #without even harming it #keep in mind that he just killed the only person who knew of his loyalties and was a 36 year old guy #he does all this crazy shit with such casuality #anyway i’ll never move on from that bc my fave just casually outran a hippogriff???? what has YOUR fave achieved in life??#he is such a little shit i love him sm #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

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chubs-deuce · 3 months

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non-lethal hanahaki disease that is just A Little Bit Inconvenient

In my mind this is during an overlord meeting

The idea sprang from @shiveagit's wonderful brain so I sadly can't take credit for that, I just extended the joke with a shitpost skit :'D

#hazbin hotel #alastor #charlastor #radiobelle #bc that was what we had in mind with this AU concept #mf misdiagnoses what's wrong with him for so long he spends months looking like a badly pruned cherry blossom bonsai in distress #hanahaki disease #fanart #art #my art #shitpost

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meltingchaos · 1 year

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you know he had to do it to em (he really didn't)

#you know i had to do it to em #this took longer than i would've liked lmao #i love drawing him looking all smug hes the worst mwah #this is so dumb #toh shitpost #toh meme #toh belos #toh fanart #toh doodle #toh grimwalkers #hollow mind #toh hollow mind #owl house #the owl house #emperor belos #meltingchaosart #owl house fanart

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dissentersrising · 10 months

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i had a bit too much fun making these

i would also like to go on record to say i love ancients and i do not actually think imperials and skydancers are the best breeds. thank you for your understanding

#flight rising #/etc/shitposts #fr sandsurge #in my very biased opinion i think mirrors/nocturnes/bogsneaks/obelisks are the best breeds #however that is my opinion #tbh i don’t mind imperials but the site art bugs me for some reason? i really like drawing imperials. and that is about it #i genuinely don’t really like skydancers. they wear genes interestingly but other than that they’re pretty meh to me #i gotta say though. vulture interpretations of skydancers however are [chef’s kiss]

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pinkd3mon · 7 months

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