i don’t think a character has ever polarized me as much as geto has. i will hate on that mfer without a lick of shame but let me see ONE fanart of him and
am i the only one who was triggered by nick and chris bashing matt over the whole ice cream thing😭 i feel like im definitely just sensitive when it comes to the topic of food/eating but IDK i felt like i was the one being yelled at and made fun of like a fat little kid🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼😔😔😔 and yeah they're siblings and joking and blah blah blah but im convinced that the way my sisters spoke to me as a child is actually what started my ED lmaooooo
im sorry i feel like im being dramatic but i was so uncomfortable and got flashbacks of me crying over my sisters calling me fat as a kid😭😭
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No the way Matt deadpanned and went silent made me feel bad 😭 especially since i LITERALLY could finish a whole damn carton of ice cream BY MYSELF AND THEY WERE TRIPPING LIKE RELAX????? We get it yall are skinny im bout to finish this whole tub of ice cream in one sitting tho……
Im sorry it made you upset though i understand :-( i know they were just playing around but it could be a lil triggering
Another wacky opinion I need to scream about because I'M LOST- how are you gonna say that you think Dick is reliable but Nightwing isn't? Unlike bruce, Dicks vigilante personas aren't masks. Dick Is Robin Is Nightwing. It's all him. And his reputation is one of hypercompetence and trustworthiness So How- HOOOOWWWW are you gonna call him unreliable???? The actual literal community of super heroes that civilians rely upon for help RELY ON NIGHTWING FOR HELP. Nightwing vouching for you is an INSTANT IN. Nightwing is Always On Call, my guy is busy and he always makes time!!! Nightwing is the hero the community turns to, to lead them in crisis! Like how are yall always wrong? Every time I go through this app lmaooooo, yall are always out here lying through your teeth, making shit up. I can't help but feel like the people who are always tearing Nightwing down just do it because they're jealous their faves aren't him. Like yeah, he is the important one, deal with it.
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jackharlow: first day out after announcing the pregnancy and her ass don't know how to act 🙄🥴
saweetie: leave my best friend alone. all she's had the pleasure of looking at is your big ass head for how many months?
jackharlow: OUTTA POCKET DIAMONTE!
urbanwyatt: and she had to fight tooth and nail for this to happen. left up to jackharlow he would have kept her in the house until the babies were born
jackharlow: urbanwyatt NO I WOULDN'T!
y/ninsta: jackharlow don't get up here and lie, only reason my pregnancy pic got posted is because I cried and you couldn't get me to stop
jackharlow: y/ninsta well excuse me for being protective over you 🙄
druski2funny: well damn throw me some. why ain't yall tell me yall were going?
jackharlow: y/ninsta you spoiled as hell smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow and it's no one's fault but yours 🥰
y/ninsta: druski2funny since when does your dumbass live in kentucky?
druski2funny: y/ninsta will travel for food
lilnasx: druski2funny your dumbass does realize that wing stop is all over the country, right?
danivalentine: my baby girl looks amazing. that glow is on point 😍
y/ninsta: special thank you to urbanwyatt who yelled at Jack because he was like 'out of all of the places we can go, you want to go to wing stop?'
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta his ass never learns smh, but I will say he's gotten better
jackharlow: urbanwyatt y/ninsta why are yall talking like I'm not here?
y/ninsta: Urby, can we go get ice cream after this? And did you hear something?
jackharlow: SERIOUSLY?
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta of course we can. extra sprinkles for the babies.
jackharlow: so just forget about me over here? WHO JUST SPENT DAMN NEAR 12,000 DOLLARS ON FOUR BIRKINS FOR YOU
y/ninsta: jackharlow it was for the babies! the babies need matching birkins with their mommy!
theestallion: lmaooo y/ninsta runs that damn house
normani: whenever she says jump, Jack says how high and how long do you want me to keep going for?
2forwoyne: SIMP
shloob_: jackharlow that's cheap compared to other things that you've gotten her
jackharlow: shloob_ you would take her side because you're scared of her smh
shloob_: jackharlow AND SO ARE YOU! SO WHY YOU JUST CALLING ME OUT?!
quiiso: it's not so much jackharlow is scared, he just values his life and wants to live a long one
jackharlow: quiiso exactly. you get it.
urbanwyatt: jackharlow only thing I get is that you a simp 🤷♂️
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y/ninsta: yall wanna know their names? 👀
jackharlow: y/ninsta what the? WE don't even know their names!
y/ninsta: jackharlow yes I do, me and quiiso discussed last night
saweetie: y/ninsta so you mean to tell me you decided on their names without telling your husband?
y/ninsta: saweetie yes
jackharlow: y/ninsta I swear all you live for is to stress me out quiiso SHOW YOURSELF
quiiso: jackharlow I didn't do anything but give her a milkshake!
jackharlow: quiiso and I don't believe you
urbanwyatt: I thought we were naming them all after me?
jackharlow: urbanwyatt there's three of them
urbanwyatt: jackharlow I have three names. Urban Henry Wyatt.
2forwoyne: urbanwyatt lmaooooo aye yo
saweetie: them titties sitting right 😍
y/ninsta: saweetie and they're sore and they hurt 😭
saweetie: y/ninsta you better tell your husband to fix that for you
lilnasx: OKAY ARE WE REVEALING NAMES OR NOT? I GOT A FLIGHT TO CATCH
druski2funny: one of them is druski jr.
jackharlow: druski2funny over my dead fucking body
dualipa: look at my baby mama! I can't wait to meet my children!
jackharlow: dualipa what will it take on God's green earth for you to stop terrorizing me?!
dualipa: jackharlow one date with the wife
jackharlow: dualipa NO.
dualipa: jackharlow fine. anyway, I hear pregnancy sex hits tens times better. when you get tired of jack's dick, come get this pussy, byeeeee
jackharlow: DUA!
sza: lmaoooo dua has NO shame
lilnasx: NAME REVEAL NEOW!
jackandy/naremyparents: WE WANT NAMES!
jackharlowsource: well don't get shy now
jackharlow: y/ninsta baby you better NOT
y/ninsta: triple threat harlows! it's their nickname given to them by uncle quiiso
urbanwyatt: and all three of their birth certificates will have a variation of my name
jackharlow: urbanwyatt GIVE IT UP ALREADY
claybornharlow: little baby is hereeeeeee
y/ninsta: MY BABY!!
jackharlow: I get her pregnant and all she does is pay my younger brother attention. tired of this shit.
y/ninsta: smush, your jealousy is showing again. besides, you're the only one in the universe that I would let impregnate me.
brysontiller: y/ninsta only because I was busy
saweetie: OOP!!
jackharlow: I cannot fucking stand any of you smh
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jackharlow: she tired of me lmaoooo, crazy that my baby is having three of my babies
y/ninsta: jackharlow you been picking on me all day and I'm about to call maggie
jackharlow: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
claybornharlow: I told you that we wouldn't be having these problems if we were still together
jackharlow: claybornharlow imma knock your two front teeth out
urbanwyatt: jackharlow since when can your ass fight? that's all y/ninsta
jackharlow: urbanwyatt you know better 👀
urbanwyatt: 👀
2forwoyne: 👀
shloob_: 👀
yungskylark: 👀
nemoachida: 👀
quiiso: 👀
saweetie: what's them eyes for?!? jack you hiding something?
jackharlow: saweetie nope. nothing at all.
jackandy/naremyparents: I fucking told yall that he fought giveon. it was only speculation but that shit HAS to be true
urbandjack24: I second this!
claybornharlow: jackharlow y/ninsta will get you if you lay a hand on me
jackharlow: claybornharlow she has to catch me first since she isn't so fast these days
y/ninsta: jackharlow touch my little baby and I will END YOU. you will not get to see your three spawns born. MARK MY WORDS
jackharlow: y/ninsta oh? you'll end me? wasn't saying that an hour ago when I had you cum repeatedly on my face
y/ninsta: jackharlow just kidding 😊
y/ninsta: jackharlow but don't touch my baby!
saweetie: yall never let up lmaoooo
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y/ninsta: I thought I was the passenger princess 🤨
jackharlow: y/ninsta YOU DROVE ONE TIME! ONE TIME!
sofftcurse: nah why you making my wife drive tho?
urbanwyatt: softtcurse excuse me, your WHAT?
softtcurse: y/ninsta is my wife, everyone knows this
claybornharlow: softtcurse since when?!
jackharlow: all of yall can fuck off smh
y/ninsta: but doesn't my baby look so cute?!? come here so I can kiss you and pinch your cheeks
jackharlow: y/ninsta stoppppp stink 🙈🙈
y/ninsta: AWW is my baby blushing?! like yall my man is so fucking fine. I see why all the cougars be after him. hint: anitta lmaoooooo but that dick is MINE!
saweetie: y/ninsta BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! LMAOOOO
jackharlow: y/ninsta you didn't have to add that last part smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow ain't she like 45?
jackharlow: y/ninsta hell if I know, now I'm coming to get my kisses
claybornharlow: y/ninsta me first!
jackharlow: claybornharlow mom should have swallowed you
y/ninsta: JACKMAN THOMAS! NO KISSES FOR YOU! APOLOGIZE!
urbanwyatt: TIME OUT! FLAG ON THE PLAY LMAOOOO
jackharlow: 👀
jackharlow: y/ninsta BUT, WHY?!?!
y/ninsta: jackharlow you know why. apologize to your baby brother NOW.
claybornharlow: jackharlow your wife still loves me more
jackharlow: y/ninsta I'll apologize when he stops terrorizing me
jackharlow: claybornharlow imma need for you to get a girlfriend smh
y/ninsta: claybornharlow it's okay little baby. I'll make you mini sweet potato pies
jackharlow: y/ninsta I WANT SOME TOO
y/ninsta: jackharlow not until you apologize
jackharlow: claybornharlow fuck off
y/ninsta: BABY!
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y/ninsta: bored in the house and I'm in the house bored 🙄 where is my husband so I can give him a lap dance? jackharlow come home already!
jackharlow: throwing it back like that is why your ass is pregnant now, with not one, but three children. stop playing with me because I'll put three more after they're out
y/ninsta: jackharlow THE FUCK YOU NOT!
jackharlow: y/ninsta lemme eat it from the back tho
y/ninsta: jackharlow not the way this back pain is set up. I can't be on all fours.
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta exhibit A above says otherwise
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt you are supposed to be getting me cheese fries
jackharlow: urbanwyatt you better NOT
urbanwyatt: jackharlow too late, already here!
saweetie: AYE FUCK IT UP BESTIE!
y/ninsta: thank you to neelamthadhani for getting me more make up so I can be a bad bitch around the house too. bad bitches get no days off
jackharlow: y/ninsta my baby is a bad bitch anyway, but carry on
y/ninsta: jackharlow don't make me cry. I haven't cried in 6 hours and that's my longest streak
danivalentine: SIX HOURS?!
urbanwyatt: because six hours ago, 2forwoyne drank all the iced tea and she wanted some and of course who gets yelled at?! me and jack because 2fo was nowhere to be found
jackharlow: y/ninsta come sit on my face then
y/ninsta: jackharlow no I'm the size of the titanic
lilnasx: y/ninsta bitch please shut up, the titanic?!
normani: y/ninsta bitch you better scream jack I won't let go until he has your legs shaking. JACK DRAW HER LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS!
jackharlow: normani I don't have no fucking french girls, don't get me in trouble lmaooo you know her ass takes shit too literal sometimes smh
urbanwyatt: jack can't draw anyway. have you seen his stick figures?
quiiso: LMAOOOOOO
jackharlow: urbanwyatt OUTTA POCKET!
theestallion: did y/n actually turn down her husband eating her out?
y/ninsta: NO I DID NOT TURN IT DOWN I JUST SAID I WASN'T GOING TO SIT ON HIS FACE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PUT ALL MY WEIGHT ON HIM
jackharlow: y/ninsta you act like I give a fuck about that. get your ass upstairs now and wait for me and I'm not fucking playing with you.
dualipa: oh damn. even jackharlow got me hot. SHIT.
ok this is like 30+ asks LOL its mostly stuff about me/my art with a little crp sprinkled in im sorry... ill make a post thats actually answering the crp asks with real answers that arent "ILL DO IT EVENTUALLY I SWEAR" lololol
YOURE BOTH SO SWEET i havent been this passionate about smth in so long so hopefully im here for a while... thank u guys for indulging me. it makes me happy to post LOL
with love pls dont call me that buuuut. ninakate. ticciwork. ninatoby. ticcijack. ninajack. notice how its all in the same group...
hiii i dont plan to anytime soon! IF I WERE TO, cody and rouge are probably 'next in line' to being put in my AU, but i have no plans to actually commit to that
omg ok its funny cuz rn i HAVE ONE but its just me in it cuz im too lazy to organize all the bots and verification and whatnot. im also nervous about making a server cuz of some online occurrences that happened after u sent this HAHA so i'm kinda putting it off... but i reblogged tombs server and im sometimes active in there if u wanna join that one!
ffrhrughagahhhh
no ur right theyre such a power couple. i know we joke about toby being useless bf and clocky being badass gf but they're both really cool together.
I FORGOT I MADE THE TWILIGHT COMMENT LMFAAAOOOOOO I NEED i need. i need toby to find a random twilight shirt at a thrift and snag it for kate.
ME TOOOO its so delightful. i have so much fun playing with them like barbies.. making them kiss n whatever. LMFAOOOO so silly but yk
JEFF STANS ARE SO FUNNYYYYYYYYY i like you guys. laughing jack stans scare me but thats cuz that damn clown scares me... nothing that yall have done. youre just braver than me. LOL
i will not do this...
no literally its really bad. i hold horrible grudges BAHAHA but im working on it. im getting over my purple beef
omg. i listened to it and that was really cool. i like that thank u sm for sharing
IDK WHAT POST UR REFERING TO BUT YOURE RIGHT. LMAOOOOO
IM SORRYYYY im so sorry. i feel like this fandom is so small and most of the fans dont really ship in general so it suuuucks shipping here.. but i love them..
oh my god i need to i keep forgetting. the nina art i jus tposted of her holding th eknife was kinda.. kinda referencing her behaviors..
i do too!!! ive been neglecting them so bad im so sorry..
like the IEPFB tea party scene
I NEVER DID IT ANON IM SO SORRY IM GOING TO HELL
is this a song
i have not! i havent read alot of stories actually... i kinda like doing my own thing with them HAHA
omfg i had a clocknina drawing but i ended up privating but i think i should unprivate it...
ok actually im sorry i just am bad at requests omfg LMFAOO IM SORRY im so focused on nina ... forgive me...
THANK YOUUUU youre very sweet i appreciate you!!! <3
YEAH he's...one of the more tragic people. 100%. all loss
WHAT IS LIUJONJACK LOL WHOS JON??? ALSO LIUOTPS IS FUNNY
wdym ? !
LMFAOOOOO HEY ITS NOT A BAD COMBO THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NINAKATE SHIPPER........
THANK YOU CUPCAKE i really like nina.. or my version i gues si dunno.. i like everyone else's nina too. i like this nina we got going on together
ok i keep grouping these together but also making them seperate im so bad at organizing these asks but HAHA I LOVE THEM TOO i swear ill try to get some ticciwork stuff out soon!!! my spring semester is almost over so hopefullyyy..
this is how you know i suck ass cuz this was christmas time and im replying NOW. im so sorry. i initially planned to draw them hanging around a tree but i didnt get around to it then got embarassed and never replied.... but i agree it would have been cute. ha di notfailed. LOL
im officially watching episode 1 of the begins youth series! I'm incredibly excited. so this post will just be all of my live reactions for the first episode
BROOO the fire???? That’s a crazy intro
Okay Hwan is Jin’s character
Getting straight into the rich father storyline okayyyy
The actor for Hwan is doing so good already like tell me why I see Jin’s mannerisms in the way he walks and stuff 😭😭😭
The way they’re making it clear that Hwan has trouble connecting to his peers and finds it hard to make friends my baby 🥺
Oooh as gas station worker is this Namjoonie?
Okay and Jooan that’s Taehyung I believe
Yeah they’re setting up the Taehyung/Namjoon friendship immediately
ONG JOOAN ACTS JUST LIKE TAEHYUNG OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT. HES SO SILLY MY NEW SILLY GUY
I must have missed namjoon’s character’s name
What’s my man doing? Looking at home videos of his mom?
oh my god are these two dumbasses gonna break into Hwan’s house?????
No wonder they’re always being chased by police in the MVS 😭😭😭
LMFAO THE NAMJOON/JIN/TAEHYUNG MEETCUTE
HE CALLED THE POLICE SHUTTHRFUCKUP
THEY CAME BACK 😭
LMAOOOOO
Jooan threatening Hwan 😭😭😭 yall are gonna be besties soon stfu
lmao he found the money namjoon dropped
DID JOOAN STEAL HIS BIKE ???? NO NAMJOON DID 😃😃
JOOAN JUST DROP KICKED THIS MAN 😀
Is this how they all get detention????
OH A NEW PERSON JOINS THR FRAY
DOGEON IS NAMJOONS NAME FINALLY
New guy trying to come to Jooan’s defense
Two more people watching the drama 😭
AM I WRONG TITLE SONG WHOOOOOO
Another new person !!!
I need these names and backstories so I can figure out who is who immediately
The detention Classroom!! This is like a dream come true oh my god 😭😭😭
New guy giving me jhope or jimin vibes and the other one giving me yoongi
Cein is that the yoongi character?
Oh my god this guy HAS to be jhope he’s got the smile!
Jeha! THATS TEH JUNGKOOK CHARACTER I THINK HES SO CUTE
The jeha/cein stuff starting already. Which must mean the other little guy must be jimin!
Haru is jimin!!
So Jooan is Taehyung, dogeon is namjoon, Hwan is Jin, jeha is Jungkook, haru is Jimin, cein is Yoongi, and the unnamed guy with The Smile ™ is jhope
Oh my god :( Jooan is so excited to see his dad not drunk :(
Hosu! The jhope character is officially named!
He literally has hobi’s smile oh my god he’s perfect :(
Haru and Hosu!! Oh my god they like to dance together oh my god my heart it’s broken
Haru’s mom when I catch you!! Forcing him not to tell any of his friends about his trauma !!!
HOSU IS LITERALLY HOBI OH MY GOD THE CASTING WAS PERFECT
He just did the jhope head tilt/smile/sigh combo!
Haru and Hosu mean so much to me actually they’re perfect
Oh god Hosu just mentioned the flower areboretum to Haru and the the way his face fell 😭😭😭
Jeha is SO CUTE, he literally perfectly reminds me of baby jungkook These actors STUDIED
Jooan looking for the bike 😭 he’s so sweet he just wants to help his friend 🥺
Hwan get your shit together and make friends with the others
This bike causing so much drama!
Cein my boy bout to get this bike back!! I know that’s right!!!! He’s playing into the scariness to help his new friends he’s sooooo :( my baby
YESSSSSS he got dogeon’s bike back from Hwan and gave Hwan his bike back that’s my man!!!! He gets shit done!!
Now Hwan has to go apologize and give dogeon’s bike back!
This romantic ass music playing during this apology 😭
He gave him back the money :(
They’re making up 😭😭 HWAN AWKWARDLY ASKING DOGEON TO COME EAT EITH HIM
DOGEON HAS JOONS BREAKS EVERYTHING CURSE 🥺
Aww Hwan is gonna join the boys in detention because he knows the fight was his fault too 😩
THEYRE SO CUTE
Wait this is SOOOO GOOD!!!
These are our boys!!! First episode over!! Set up complete!!
I’m ooh we’re setting up the Haru Trauma at the flower arboretum 👀 a little cliff hanger
Final thoughts on episode one:
I really loved this! The actors are PERFECT! And I’m really enjoying the cinematography and dialogue so far! They’re keeping very in line with what we know about the hyyh story! It’s so exciting to see everything from the mvs acted out! And it’s so cool to see more detail of the characters and their relationship with each other!
APRIL FOOLS JOKE POST Mondo Owada x Me PART 3!! THE FUCKENING :0
soz I haven't been posting. I'll make an update soon C:
still tho gotta do my yearly april fools day post!!
FUCKING SHIT WIENER COCK DOODLE!! HEY DICK NOSES IT’S BUBZ CHAN AND IM MAD. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFNNJHBNJHBGBHNJHBGVHNHBVGBNBHHB
Okay so like last year that little cock weasel, monocumstain killed my boyfriend, mondo because he was mad he commited a hate crime and fucked me on the tables in the cafeteria, coating them in his dick cheese in the process. UGGGGHH
BUT ACTUALLY I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS REALLY PUNISHED BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE TASKED WITH SCRAPING HIS SMEGMA OFF OF EVERY SURFACE OF THE SCHOOL!!!! >:C
I was in the midst of using a metal spatula to scrape off his dried up mondo butter from under the tables when I felt a horrible pain filling my chest.
“Ow tf” I sayed
“Shut the fuck up” said Kyoto
“No you cunt, my stomach really hurts.”
“Well no shit we’re all like a million years old now and during that whole time mondo was fuckin destroying your organs.” Said toastermi
“…
…
Shit u right.” And then I felt another horrible fucking pain in my tummy!!! “AHHHHHHFHDNDNBDNDJDNDND NO YOU BITCHES IDK WHATS HAPPENING”
“maybe u need a nap c: “ Nina told me
“YOU DONUT SUCKING FUCK WAD HELP ME.”
“DON’T WORRY YALL I GOT THIS!” Said sakura, kicking me as hard as she could in the stomach making my organs squirt out of my ass with a loud shlorp.
“OH SHIT IN THE SINK GET HER TO THE SINK!” Shouted byakuya bc he thought it was my period and he was scared of periods and stuf.
So yea soccer ball carried me over her shoulder into the kitchen and plopped me in the sink where I screamed and farted loudly lmfao. I really hope that no one actually gets turned on by this dear fucking god.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” idk how birth works soz.
So yeah I shitted out a bb.
“What the fuck” Said everyone collectively.
“Goo goo ga ga 😀” He goo goo ga gad
“HOW THE SHIT DID THIS HAPPEN?”
“Because you had tons of unprotected sex with mondo.”
“Oh yeah ur right. Alright well… Idk ummm ill name u mondo after ur dad ig.”
“otay” he said bc that’s how babies talk according to fan fic writers wtf is wrong with you people??
“Acutually you can;t lol” said byakuya smartily. “Bc if u did that everytime you called him that hed think of how u fucked his dad or some shit.”
“Byakuya what the actual fuck. I don’t think you understand the absurdity of what you just said. Not only is that sexualizing my infant son, but it’s also an incredibly perverse interpretation of a healthy relationship based on love and respect, and now that he’s passed us on, it’s all the more insensitive.” I told him and everyone started clapping. I looked at the fuckin kid and thought and thought. “Wait wat was mondo’s brother’s name again?”
“well everyone knows that babies need a mommy and daddy or else thre brains wont work. so im volunteering to be ur rich and morty. fuck wait no. rich baby daddy” he explammmed rickbabydaddily
“??? Tf no!! richie bitches suck” and then I rapped the entirety of piggy pie by icp for everyone but it was a parody that fit the situation like that one mlp web series we all watched as kids that had the parody wreck it ralph op and there was also fuckin evelyn evelyn and confrontation from jekly and hyde parodies ummmm… hold on let me google it. PRINCESS TRIXIE SPARKLE BY MAGPIE PONY.
so I took a break from writing this and taking care of my bastard son to re watch that series and then the first four seasons of mlp and then like all of rainbow dash presents fuck i miss the early days of mlp lmao
So anyways after that I came out of my room and Daiya II was like a teenager because I was watching mlp content for like fifteen years.
“Hewwo mwommy” he said
“Ew why do you still talk like that? Get that shit out of here.”
“Jeez you’re such a bitch.” He told me.
“:0??? >:0! Go to ur room you little shit!”
“NO mom! >:0! YOU go to YOUR room!”
“Wait what.” and then my own son stabbed me. “Ow bitch u stabbed me in the tit.”
“Yea but it’s dedly bc ur like 47893845748398.”
“...”
“...”
“SHIT” so yeah I fuckin died.
“You… cunt.” I said and stoped living.
When I woke up I was in hell. And who else was there???
Ur MOM! (sorry if ur mom is actually ded or somethin rip)
BUT ALSO MONDO AND DAIYA OWADA (the first one not my son)???? :0
“Hey cootie ;0” said doodie owada
“MONDO!” I cried running over to him.
“Am I a joke to you?” Daiya asked bc i ignored his dumb ass
“Wassup bbygrl C:” Mondo asked.
“I missed you so much.” I told him.
“Awww”
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…
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“Kay let’s fuck already.”
“K.”
Our clothes all burned off bc my homophobic relatives tell me that I hell is hot. Then they bent me over. I suckked daiyas dick and took mondos in my ass.
“Glucglucglucglucglucgluc” i said suckn dick.
“Coom” and then I fake my organism.
Soooo yeah were done and were just chillin wit angel hazbin hotel bc it’s hell. BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT DAIYA II WAS THERE BC HE WAS EXECUTED LMFAO
and now, for some of the many thoughts dia had during the newest episode of bungou stray dogs (seasoned with heavy undertones of ranpo appreciation)
'if they were forced to choose, they would choose atsushi'
based kyouka and lucy
also ango being like 'if i had to fight kyouka and lucy i'd lose immediately' like yes dude. why are you the only one who acknowledges this. fucking fukuchi would lose in a fight against those two
ALSO THEM NOT WANTING TO EVEN MAKE ATSUSHI UNCOMFORTABLE BUT BEING FULLY READY TO JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ANGO LMAOOOOOO SAME GIRLS I'M ONE OF YALL (sorry ango fuckers) KYOUKA AND LUCY SUPERMACY 🛐🛐
THEY ANIMATED THE SIGLAI SCENE SO RIGHT!!! OMG HOHOL SO CUTE his voice actor deserves a trillion dollars for that scene alone also sigma so pretty he's beautiful
POE AND RANPO WERE READY FOR ALL THIS SHIT. they really said 'they fucked around and now they're finding out' JDAJJKAFHSKHFAKJFA also ranpo i missed hearing your voice so much bby i love you and i missed you please just one chance ranpo just one chance
ALSO dazai calling ranpo the strongest superhuman who exceeds the gifted lmao like be more right my guy he IS the strongest (one chance ranpo please). get fucked fyodor. also him being like 'i'm just here babysitting you to make sure you don't do anything annoying so my friends can fuck shit up' was both parts funny and hot for some reason
ALSO RANPO PARKOURED HIS WAY DOWN FROM THAT FUCKING BUILDING??? ONE CHANCE PLEASE RANPO YOU'RE LITERALLY PERFECT
kunikida getting the pretty treatment this season AS HE SHOULD. mans is sexy and deserves it
also i mentioned this to sewer rat earlier but when jouno bought out the pear and kunikida was like 'you gonna give that to me?' even though he doesn't say it in the manga i was entirely expecting jouno to reply with 'no, you need hands to eat a pear' LMAOOOOO ALSO HIS TURTLE SMILE MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD LIKE YOU CAN'T DROP THAT SHIT ON ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE LIKE THIS BONES T-T
i have to wonder if poe has like an archive of pre-written novels just in case shit like this happens and he needs to transport people somewhere, or if he's deadass able to write 300-page-novels on the fly in a matter of hours. like it seems like it would be the former but the latter just feels like something bsd would pull yk
fukuzawa: LET'S SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN
ranpo: proud son moment
ranpo said let's be bisexual for this mugshot (one chance ranpo pls???)
genuinely cannot believe all of this bullfuckery has happened in less than the span of a week
one glimpse into those beautiful jades and minoura knew the agency was entirely innocent. that's just the ranpo effect my friends. (ranpo seriously i'm begging you ONE chance)
oh yeah and tHAT FUCKING OPENING. GRANRODEO SWEEP ANIMATION ON POINT COLOURS EVERYWHERE me likey is what im saying.
that's all for this episode folks- tune in next time as dia loses their shit again...and again...and again...and aga
ok emo
i hope he dies
WAIT IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE RL STINE??
ding dong bitch
DONT WALK OUTSIDE JESUS HAVE U NOT SEEN A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE???
mans gon die
the doorbell ghost really be trolling
LMAO THE CHANDELIER
candles. ofc he has candles. sth gon burn
HIS NAME IS HAROLD? LMAOOOOO
i knew there was gonna be a fire. mans burned
i love being right
ooooooh pretty introoooo me likey
NOT UNHOLY BY SAM SMITH PLEASE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHOW FOR LIKE 12+ NAUR
Ayo AYO IS THAT HER????
OMG I LOVE THAT HER
NOT THE BIKING ACCIDENT LMAOOOOO
i love lucas already
PLEASE NOT MORE UNHOLY I AM GIGGLING
oooh its the same school as the guy who died
harold
isaiah is the jock
lucas is the nerd/idiot
margot is the girl thats not like the others
NOT HER READING AT THE EVENT PLS HARRY STYLES WONT PICK U BESTIE
PLS THE POOR GUY LEAVE HIM ALONE D:
isabella seems like the girl who is actually chill and just wants to do her thing
AYO SAM BE CUTE
im in love with james
i need james in my life
james is me
oh so jocks gf is an insta popular girl "im literally super nice" "so why am i being trolled?"
maybe bc u called it being trolled
jock who doesn't get good grades?
i hope they get less...two dimensional
like give the jock an actual problem
maybe he has adhd or a learning disability so he focused on physical activity
now who tf is glasses
nathan bratt
BEN HOLY SHIT U ARE
FATHER
PARENT
ok so nathan is the lil nerdy weird adult
the parents were grieving their kid wtf dude???
nathan has killer vibes
hes gon die or at least get hurt
HE GOT HURT LMAOOOOO
yeah nah he deserved that
ben tho? king. love him
NOT THE BLOOD KEY LMAOOOOOO
OH IS BEN JOCKS DAD?
oh baby :(
now he is too scared to tell them he won't be playing in the game bc there is no way he will be able to get that A
THEYRE TALKING IN THAT IDIGAH LANGUAGE
margot is not for me but she seems like a good friend to him
ayo you know but hamilton seems like helpful
dont help him cheat
just help him study
yeah nah thats so dumb
yall deseve to fail
trust me i can say it bc i used to cheat in this one class
HOW OBVIOUS CAN U BE JESUS CHRIST
okay so margot likes isaiah but he is dating allison
so far im not as invested as i could be tbh
not the murder hourse being the new place
jesus this is so stupid
all of you deserve to die
all of you
so fucking dumb
like i get the rush of it. i've been in an abandoned psych clinic before a few years before it burnt down
but this? idk besties, you should know this is dumb
thor
he is obviously thor he has a blonde wig and a hammer
actual stupid people
dont go to the basement please
YES IT IS HAUNTED
YES IT MAKES FOR A GOOD PARTY UNTIL EVERYONE DIES BESTIES
so far i hate the main characters
dont go down there
dont go to the basement
dont walk TO THE DOOR THAT MAGICALLY OPENED TO THE BASEMENT WHERE A DUDE DIED
"i bet the fuse box is down there" - okay video game main character
oh okay so allison knows she likes him and is insanely jealous
girl why are you such a bitch to her?? she just didn't know to be late to parties
wtf
fuck them
yes walk down the creepy stairs
i hope u get hurt for being such an asshole cause wtf
stop exploring and just find the fuse box
ur not a video game there r no secrets to find
good attempt at the jumpscare. unfortunately not random enough
oh no the ghost door to the ghost basement closed how unexpected i'm so surprised wow this was so surprising omg
hes fine
he will walk up and scare you guys
SEE
i knew it
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
okay we finished the first half of the ep
2nd half reaction coming soon
OK I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY FOR TODAY'S READ OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL WHAT EVEN
ok no, let's get through this calmly EFNOENFOEINF I DUNNO HOW I"LL DO THAT BUT OK
YALL NO WAY NO WAY
NO FREAKING WAY
HE DID IT!!! THE RED STEING OF FATE!! MY MAN'S NOT ONLY PULLED UP THE STRING, BUT TIED IT HIMSELF AROUND XIE LIAN'S FINGER
I AM SKREICHING RJFNFJF UGH I CANT EVEN SPELL IM LOSING MY MIND RN
On the third finger of his left hand was a very thin red string, and it was Hua Cheng who had personally tied it on him. This red string also extended out, long and ceaselessly connecting with the red string knotted around Hua Cheng’s finger.
Hua Cheng raised his own hand and showed him the tiny red butterfly knot that was now identical on both their fingers. He smiled.
“Now we’re joined together.
HE TOOK FATE IN HIS OWN HANDS AND CHOSE HIS OWN SOULMATE OH MY GOD DJXJXJCJXJNC
But then, to crush my spirits....
This string won’t break, and won’t grow shorter. If the string doesn’t break, then it means the person on the other end is alright. Unless the person is no more, otherwise, this string will for sure lead to the other.”
“What do you mean ‘no more’?” Xie Lian asked.
“Dead, or dissipated,” Hua Cheng explained
I dunno why but I don't like the implications of this....Hua Cheng MY BOI MY PAL I SAW FANART OF YOU BECOMING A LITTLE GHOST OR SMT I DUNNO U BETTER NOT BREAK THIS STRING DONT U DARE MAKE THIS FORSHADOWING
Heheheh live reaction of me reading this section:
Just then, a hand suddenly stretched out, seizing his wrist without fault. Xie Lian was alarmed.
“WHO?!”
The moment he opened his mouth it was filled with a mouthful of mud, and he spat it out miserably. As for that hand, it clutched him and pulled, pulling him into someone’s arms, a familiar voice coming from above his head.
“Gege, it’s me!”
Hearing that voice, Xie Lian’s entire person relaxed. He hugged the other tightly, blurting,
“…Thank goodness, the red string didn’t break. I really did find you!”
Hua Cheng also embraced him back tightly, speaking with conviction, “It didn’t break! I’ve found you too.”
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Ok FUN TIMES ARE OVER NOW GOODBYE CUTESY STUFF WELCOME DREADFUL AND TRAGIC STUFF
Me reading Yin Yu and Qi Ying's story:
So first of all, BABY QI YING IS SO DAMN CUTE?? AND FOR WHAT????? all like YA LETS FIGHT!! and he's raising his itty bitty cutie patootie little fists and he's acc so adorable oh my god
Yin Yu took a look at the child sitting on the ground, and he crouched down. Before he even opened his mouth, this little child scooped a handful of mud and threw it at his face, his expression still excited.
Ok, this line deserves a whole essay
There must be “fanaticism” towards something before one can achieve a state of “godly”.
Like that absolute truth of the matter?? The obsession one has with anything makes them go into such nitty gritty details and observe patterns that others would overlook simply on account of FANATICISM, yknow? And it's so explicitly seen in everything from master chefs to world renowned artists to the most brilliant of scientists. Truly to be a master, you must have a madness and obsession for the craft first.
Truly one of my favorite lines in the book so far
Haha when I read this part, I had a mental image of Xie Lian and Hua Cheng sitting in a theater eating popcorn and Xie Lian is like ohhhhhh can we watch this part too lmao
Watching up to this point, Xie Lian commented, “People really shouldn’t joke lightly.”
“Indeed,” Hua Cheng said. “Half a year later when Quan Yizhen actually ascends, he won’t find it so funny anymore.”
“Can we watch that part too?” Xie Lian asked.
“We can. Hold on,” Hua Cheng replied.
This was kinda cute but I guess knowing everything now, just kinda sad...
Xie Lian had also heard that Yin Yu, as shixiong, would always gift Quan Yizhen a present on his birthdays.
ABSOLUTE MOOD JIAN YU LMAOOOOO
He called out to Jian Yu, “Help me find something, quick, something that can temporarily be used as a gift.”
Jian Yu grabbed a rag cloth and threw it onto the ground. He stomped at it twice before saying hatefully, “Give this to him."
Ok but I'm seeing such a contrasting yet parallel relationship between beefleaf and Qi Ying and Yin Yu. I will probably talk about that more next time because it's a lot lol but like this is such an excellent example of it (that I will explain later lmao)
Yin Yu’s smile became stiffer. What he couldn’t take on, Quan Yizhen took on so effortlessly.
This was very much like a situation where you just couldn’t win over a girl you loved, and she ignored you completely, but when she ran into the arms of someone else in tears, this someone else couldn’t even be bothered to spare her a look and instead turned around to tell you how she was only average, nothing to be amazed by. Truly, what a bitter feeling.
God yes I truly understood exactly how Xie Lian felt because it was so agonizing and awkward to watch everything go down between the oblivious Qi Ying and the slowly maddening Yin Yu....
And like the part where he tells him GO DIE and everything that happened after and the instant regret and broken feeling Yin Yu went through and just he gave and gave and gave and gave and got nothing while Qi Ying got everything and more and frustration of watching him act like nothing happened because suddenly it makes YOU look like you're the jerk and that youre just being over dramatic and the absolute hate that started festering simply on account of outside influence from the other disciples and later on, the heavenly court (or maybe outside influence was just an excuse and the problem lay dormant within) and to have your hubris and jealousy and pride ruin what was good or so you thought and suddenly you go back and think about all the past memories and it's like wait, was it ever good a-
Ok I'll stop lol
Quan Yizhen was still very confused. He looked back and saw Yin Yu sitting on the ground, so he crawled to stand up, seeming to want to help him up. Seeing that completely oblivious face matched with a background of his smashed divine palace, Yin Yu was still silent but his face was slowly contorting.
Quan Yizhen didn’t know what transpired at all, and asked, “Shixiong, what are you doing?”
“…”
It was like Yin Yu suddenly lost all sanity. He puffed an abrupt laugh, then shouted with eyes brimming red:
“GO DIE!”
I just... really feel for both parties, yknow? And back to classic statement I keep saying, who can u even blame? Whose at fault? Nothing is black and white here, it never was and never will be....
ALSO
I called it
I CALLED IT
I CALLED IT AND I FINALLY GOT SMT RIGHT FOR ONCE AND IM SO HAPPY BUT SO CONFUSED BUT SO HAPPY CUZ I GOT IT RIGHT HAHA I KNEW WE WOULD SEE MORE XIANLE PEEPS DJJXJC
He twitched his lips and muttered without a sound, “Guoshi?!”
The person on the other side of the stone wall had the exact same voice as the esteemed master who once taught him in the Kingdom of Xianle.
But also....WTF???? UMMM WHY IS HE HERE??? WHATS GOING ON???? IS MY WUYONG THEORY CORRECT??? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE BUT IS IT CORRECT??? CUZ LIKE JUN W-
(Fineeee i won't speak of Jun Wu again, but like alsooooo he's sooooo a part of something I can't help it and I just don't know what it is AND ITS BOTHERING ME BEYOND WORDS)
posted on r3ddit asking for advice bc my bf pushes me away when he’s going through stuff. And everyone called him a man child and I had to delete the post 💀 they’re kinda right like he isn’t a little dainty baby or anything irl but to me he’s special and sweet…. Maybe they’re right lmaooooo
Idk I’m torn. Like I know he’s depressed and doesn’t like talking about his feelings. But at the same time it sucks that I’m getting punished (no intimacy, cold shoulder, etc) for months at a time until I beg him to talk to me.
And it’s not like we never talk about our feelings. I’ve encouraged him from day 1 to be so honest and open with me, but I can’t just change who he is….
Idk yall. After 4 years of this and now months without sex I’m starting to get burnt out.
911 S2 e14, at 9am cause my body is being annoying:
- FUCKING KONDO METHOD, CHIM YOU LEGEND
- has Maddie been seeing a therapist this whole time?? Has it been mentioned? Good for her but kinda wish we'd ever seen that
- Bobby I don't know what a sucking chest wound is, I doubt these kids know
- hey uh. How the Fuck are these events leading up to what looks like a gas main explosion?? Oh wait, and if Maddie is going back to work and the 911 number is down, does that mean that the call center got blown up
- lolllll love this kid being so participatory. Framing it as sucking up is great but I'm sure it's also part of paying one main actor lol
- Buck and Eddie herding children is adorable
- Harrrrrryyyyy don't give your dad a complex!!
- okay glad the call center didn't blow up or something!! But uhhhh dang there went the. Everything. Is this gonna be like a pointed crisis inspired by Verizon choking fire fighter signals and service during wildfire fighting a couple years ago?
- why is the FBI here???
- I'm once again saying I Hate BYSTANDERS.
- why does Maddie know there's 3 San Vicentes and this other woman doesn't?
- 38 years old is a geriatric pregnancy????
- STOP CLAPPING WHY ARE YALL EVEN HERE
- maybe Sonia isn't okay cause that baby is Too Big. Yes it's because having an actual new born in a show isn't feasible. Oh dang she died shit.
- ARE YOU SHITTING ME HOW, HOW DID SHE GET A PULSE AFTER 15 MINUTES???? DAMN THAT WAS A MIRACLE BUCKS RIGHT
- okay Maddie's supervisor/trainer being very gay coded has grown on me. I love him now
- I literally think these FBI people are the terrorists/hackers that caused the outage, I hate their vibes
- oh noooo Michael noooo don't be weird about this 😭
- I can't believe I'm wishing for Athena to come and be a mediator!!! She typically escalates a situation but bruh these are her men
- petition for Athena's family to stop dragging Michael's VERY TRAGIC BACKSTORY into like. Day to day arguments.
- oh hey! We're finally back to the opener!
- Omgggggg, Tommy from Chim's backstory!!!!
- bruh the fucking ladder truck broke??? For real??????
- you've gotta be shitting me, in what world does a gutter pipe hold but the fire ladder doesn't
- Eddie why don't you have a mask or something on
- lol poor Buck doesn't get to do a cool rescue maneuver, just Eddie
- genuinely dismayed Chim and the other crew didn't call in about the impending deluge
- chim being the miracle 🥺🤩 yes he is I love him!!!
- damn these FBI agents just. Wasted their whole day. How was step one for the 911 center not checking the power????
- the eldest daughter is played by a girl who is definitely older than first homecoming age but she does a great job + child labor laws and rights so whatever
- lolllll the suck up waffles, good luck Harry!!!
- thank God Michaels gonna be an adult finally
- okay okay. So apparently there's season parts A and B. So is this B? And is it's theme "hey emergency services is broke"
- this is even a good conversation! Good job Michael and Bobby!
- OH NOOOOO MICHAEL AND GLENN BROKE UP!!! GLENN BARELY EVEN GOT TO BE IN THE SHOW!!
- Bobby you are Buck's father, accept it
- oh noooooo, they're talking about the weather!!! That's not terrible but they had such a good vibe before Doug nuked everything 😭
- damn and Buck was right AGAIN!! She does need to move out!!
- I love how lazy they're getting with Chim's rebar scar, it's literally just a red X now lmaooooo
- 😭😭😭 I'm genuinely sad they're not gonna get their vibe back, like it makes sense but they were So Precious rip
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta how am I getting evicted if I’m not even living with you right now?
jackharlowsource: oh? URBAN MOVED OUT?!?!
urbanwyatt: jackharlowsource I planned on going back the week of her birthday but she’s acting outta pocket right now in front of company
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt don’t bring your ass back once you get hungry and don’t bring your ass back at all. that ramen can only hold you over for so long.
danivalentine: y/ninsta girl please. you can’t live without your husband and you can’t live without your best friend. urbanwyatt she’ll have the door unlocked for you and accept you with open arms
y/ninsta: danivalentine you ain’t have to call me out like that. I know I’m a simp for PG. 🙄
2forwoyne: yesss more food for us!
y/ninsta: 2forwoyne don’t get excited. I still remember your ass eating my entire pan of cheesecake that was FOR NICOLE!
mortirolo: 2forwoyne you on my list now. watch your back
jackharlow: 2forwoyne we’re taking new members for our group every week 😭😭😭
2forwoyne: jackharlow I think I’m going to need the premium subscription 😭
claybornharlow: y/ninsta gorgeous as always 😍
jackharlow: claybornharlow I thought I told druski2funny to exit to the left and take you with him?
claybornharlow: jackharlow I’m her baby, she’s always going to want me around 🥰
jackharlow: y/ninsta get him before I do
y/ninsta: jackharlow isn’t he YOUR brother? And you better not touch a hair on my baby’s head!
jackharlow: y/ninsta EXCUSE ME WHAT?!
y/ninsta: claybornharlow I’m sorry you had to be a witness to him acting outta pocket
jackharlow: y/ninsta the only people acting outta pocket is the two of you! and mortirolo
mortirolo: jackharlow watch it curly 😡
jackharlow: mortirolo see? that’s why I need the support group
y/ninsta: jackharlow you are so dramatic sometimes smush lmao
jackharlow: y/ninsta oh? dramatic? me? how about you the other night acting as if I was trying to kill you as if you were running away from this dick?
y/ninsta: jackharlow I plead the fifth
jackharlow: y/ninsta mm hmm. I knew that would shut your ass up
y/ninsta: jackharlow still talking smush
jackharlow: y/ninsta wait until your break from tour....
theestallion: jackharlow oh?
normani: can’t wait for the group chat about that one!
druski2funny: jackharlow I get to watch right?
dualipa: if druski2funny gets to watch, so do I
jackharlow: druski2funny dualipa consider this me uninviting you both to friendsgiving
lilnasx: lmaoooooooo more food for meeeee
druski2funny: jackharlow hold on now! I have an important role
lilnasx: druski2funny you’re bringing the drinks because we know your ass can’t cook, your job is not that important
sza: I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGG 😭
dualipa: y/ninsta if jackharlow messes up.... you know where to find me
jackharlow: dualipa nobody will be able to find you once I’m done with you. CUT THE FUCKING SHIT NEOW
dualipa: jackharlow always so violent smh
jackharlow: dualipa I still have my bb gun. don’t test me.
claybornharlow: oh! you know what I just thought of? jackharlow and y/ninsta??
jackharlow: claybornharlow whatever it is, you better not say it
y/ninsta: claybornharlow if you say it, I’m not making your birthday cake this year
claybornharlow: jackharlow y/ninsta the senior prank the two of you pulled with the rest of PG
y/ninsta: claybornharlow DO NOT FINISH THAT FUCKING SENTENCE
jackharlow: claybornharlow KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
claybornharlow: bubble wrap. elevator music, and selling a house. kbye.
saweetie: claybornharlow GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN!
y/ninsta: claybornharlow count your days
jackharlow: y/ninsta forget days. his ass has MINUTES
jackandy/naremyparents: so happy that these two are back to the way they were before 🥰
can you believe that in the year of our lord 2018 people still unhinge their jaws to talk shit about zayn..... like imagine having literally nothing else to do with your whole life.
OKAY I HAVE AN IDEA! can you do a scenario with tsukishima, yamaguchi, kageyama, and kuroo where their gf is wearing a tank top and you can like see her cleavage? like she grabs something and his face just accidentally goes right between her tits LMAOOOOO
✿ haikyuu boys when their gf’s tiddies accidentally get in their face
includes - tsukishima kei, yamaguchi tadashi, kageyama tobio
a/n - OMG THIS REMINDED ME OF THAT ONE OHSHC SCENE WITH HIKARU AND HARUHI SO I HAD TO WRITE THIS!! also my new character limit of hcs is 3 so you’re more than welcome to request again with kuroo!! thank you for understanding <33
↳ TSUKISHIMA KEI
- poor bby wants to act like it doesn’t phase him but he’s secretly so flustered
- you were lying on his chest, cuddling while watching a movie
- you noticed your boyfriend’s small snores from above you and got a little upset
- i mean y’all were only like 30 mins into the movie tf
- but you noticed how peaceful his face was
- and the small smile that appeared on his face when you gently brushed your fingers against his face made your heart wanna burst
- his glasses were slowly falling off of his face so you decided to be a good gf and take it off for him
- so that’s what you did, trying not to accidentally wake him up
- you folded up his glasses and moved slightly to try put them on the small table next to the couch and behind your bfs head
- but in order to do that, you would have to move over him
- i feel like tsukishima is a really light sleeper so when you started moving, he wasn’t really awake, just super super groggy
- so what he wasn’t expecting, was for your tits to be squashing his face, first thing when he wakes up
- i mean he wasn’t complaining (yes he was), but he was more confused than anything
- you almost winced in pain with how roughly your boyfriend pushed you off of him
- you were about to yell at him until you saw the huge blush on his face
“dammit y/n what are you doing, if you’re trying to seduce i don’t think this is the right way to do it”
“babe, what do you mean seduce you? i was trying to put your glasses away because you were falling asleep?”
“well did you have to do it while your tits were in my face?”
“wait i’m so confused, are you actually upset at me?”
“well no”
“so you liked it”
“pfft...no?”
- well just because he liked it, doesn’t mean he didn’t tease you about it for the next month
- he also apologised for pushing you
↳ YAMAGUCHI TADASHI
- okay so what if you were a klutz, you’ve only broke like 3 vases?
- whatever, either way, your beautiful and kind boyfriend thought it was adorable
- anyways, you were at home, trying *emphasis on trying* to cook a nice meal for your boyfriend for dinner
- yamaguchi was currently at work and therefore is not there to help if anything *everything* goes wrong
- yamaguchi loves you more than anything, no matter how many plates or cups you end up breaking, he’s always there to leave a tender kiss on your forehead and reassure you that everything was going to be okay
- but unfortunately for you, today was just not your day
- while you were at the stove, cooking up some food. you failed to notice the overflowing sink behind you that was just spilling water everywhere like it was no ones business
- it wasn’t until the water reached your feet that you realised the tap still running with water and soap filling up the sink
- in a panic, you tried to grab as many paper towels as you can and turned of the sink
- however it seemed like the world was turned against you when the ringing of the fire alarm, making your already huge mess into a bigger one
- you frantically turned off the stove and opened all the windows
- in that moment, yamaguchi had just entered your shared apartment, shock evident in his face and he saw water and suds running down the cabinets, you basically climbing over the kitchen counters, trying to open the windows and smoke that quickly filled his nose
- in a daze. yamaguchi just looked at you in horror as you noticed his presence at the entrance of the kitchen
- excited to see your boyfriend after 12 long hours, you ran up to him, seeking his comfort and warmth
- but what you failed to realise was the water still on the tiles, after you abandoned the spillage to opened the windows
- and yes, you fell
- and yes, it was into your boyfriends arms
- and no, he was not prepared for you to fall into his arms so yall fell to the ground together
- it took a little while for you to process the past 5 seconds and it wasn’t until you heard your boyfriends muffled yells did you realise that you tits were suffocating him
“mmhmm... MMMM.. tits...off...face”
- you quickly climbed off of him and sat beside him as he tried to catch his breathe
- a strap of your tank top had fallen off in the process of your falling face first into your boyfriend
- combined with the adorable guilty look you had on your face, yamaguchi couldn’t help but become a blushing mess, covering his face with his hands, acting as if you you couldn’t see him
“baby as much as i love your body, you suddenly doing that kind of thing so suddenly, and without telling me, is very much uncalled for”
- you knew your boyfriend was flustered, so what’s more fun than teasing him about it
“i’m sorry yams, it was an accident, did you not like it?”
“like what?”
“my tits in your face”
“Y/N YOU CAN’T JUST SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE THAT”
“is that no?”
“i-...no”
“well well well, i didn’t know that my boyfriend was a perv”
“y/n, stop it, plus you need to clean up this mess, and i’m not helping you this time, i’m gonna go take a shower”
“can i joi-”
“no. clean”
- he was lying he totally help you clean after his shower
- he even made dinner for you both
- it was also decided that he will do all the cooking in the house
↳ KAGEYAMA TOBIO
- it was right after they lost against aoba johsai and you were just trying to comfort your dear boyfriend, kageyama
- you arrived at his house with a bag full of his favourite snacks, drinks and some meat buns
- you rang the doorbell, but there was no answer
- so you being you, just decided to come in the house
- the entire house was dark which made you wonder if your boyfriend was even home
- you entered his room to find him watching his game with aoba johsai on his phone, in bed
“babe? babe? tobio? you there?”
- he continued to watch the game as you set down the bag of snack beside his bag
- you sat next to his figure, watching him as he silently critiqued his performance from the day before
- even after feeling your weight on the other side of his bed didn’t phase him
- you decided to get into bed with him, not wanting to bother him too much while he was focused
- you went on your phone for 30 minutes before you decided to take a little nap, facing your boyfriends back
- kageyama released a huge sigh as he finished the video of the match and turned around to the other side, to avoid stiff muscles
- but what he didn’t expect when he turned around, was to be squashed into your tits
- he stayed there for a solid minute, his brain short-circuiting
his brain:
“ what is this”
“am i dreaming”
“did i die”
“these kind of feel like boobs”
- and with that he immediately got up, stressing about the possibility of his face being in the tits of a girl that isn’t you
- but when he sees your resting face, he instantly relaxes but till has a slight blush on his cheeks
- he lays back down next to you, praying that he didn’t startle you until your voice called out to him
“did ya enjoy that tobio, you stayed there for a while?”
- it was almost cruel, the way you tease your swkward boyfriend
“w-what do you mean, i didn’t do anything”‘
“so you mean you weren’t the one who stayed between my tits for like 5 minutes?”
“I WAS JUST SURPRISED, THAT’S ALL, I DIDN’T MEAN TO”
“its okay tobio, i didn’t mind”
“o-oh. you didn’t? your not mad?”
“mhm, your reaction was worth it”
“HEY ITS NOT FUNNY, I WAS SCARED”
“of tits?”
“no i got scared because i thought it might have been some stranger that broke into my house trying to seduce me”