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jjongslutz · 5 months

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https://x.com/g_md_ri/status/1732039176810598622?s=46&t=2pfgV1Et_rAi2rt9FOuB4g

I’m sorry but he’s so seems cold and reserved cool guy on campus who secretly has a heart of gold. always melts when he sees his princess (you) and loves spending time with you and in between your thighs 🥹❣️

HE DOES ☹️

the rich heir, son of the CEO of the top company in the country; everyone either wants to be him or be with him, but he pays them no mind always burying himself in his studies - he only has a few friends, too, all with connections through their parents which really reinforces his stuck-up image

your friends hate him. "he's so annoying, right? he clearly doesn't even care about anyone, yet all these people are practically throwing themselves in front of him so he doesn't need to step in a puddle or something..." one snickers. the other jumps in, "god forbid he ruins his new shoes!"

little do either of them know, jay'll pull you into an empty lecture room later on when you're alone - so desperate to see you because the two of you have been so busy lately :(

grabbing ahold of your hand, he guides you to the top of the stairs, finding seats at the back in case someone walks in.

"i've missed you so much, princess," he says as he watches you settle yourself in the chair, already knowing what's to come

"i missed you too," you giggle at his wide eyes. you open your legs while your hand plays with the ends of his hair, serving as guidance to your core.

you conveniently chose to wear a skirt, which gives him such open access to what the two of you want most right now. his fingers trace small circles on your clothed cunt, a smirk forming on his face as he watches the wet patch growing underneath his touch

he pushes the material to the side before you start squirming, equally as impatient as you are. he dips two fingers into your sopping hole, rubbing his thumb over your clit to ease the stretch. he looks up at you with doe eyes, "you look so beautiful today, princess."

you blush at his kind words mixed with his sensual touch. "jay..."

"what?" he chuckles. "i can't compliment my girlfriend?"

his fingers push and pull in and out of you gently as his eyes travel over your body in its entirety with an expression as if he's seen all seven wonders of the world. he might as well have.

when you're comfortably stretched, letting out soft moans, jay leans down to your core, lapping his tongue over your clit, his fingers rolling into your pussy at a slow pace.

your hand finds its way to his hair, not pulling, but slipping through his strands.

"fuck, jay."

he pulls away for one agonizing moment. "feels good?"

you throw your head back in faux-frustration. "yes, it feels good. dumbass, don't stop."

the vibrations of his laughter against your cunt bring you closer to where you want to be. naturally, your hips roll into his movements as they quicken to match your needs.

within minutes, you're coming undone under his touch, jay humming at the sweet taste of your juices.

if this was the first time you've done this, you'd ask him if he wanted you to jerk him off - not as if you don't want to either. but he'd deny it as always, saying that all he wants is to make his girl feel good.

the two of you sit together in the empty lecture room for some time after that. talking and chatting about whatever, just enjoying each other's company.

then, the appalling sound of your alarm rings. "i should head to my next class," you announce unenthusiastically.

jay pouts. "see you tomorrow?"

"you have that company dinner, remember?"

"oh, right," his frown sours. "i'll skip it, i rather spend my evening with you than greedy old men."

you laugh at his intentions and agree unseriously, getting up and taking your bag with you.

he walks you to the door, but stays back for a while after you leave the room.

it doesn't matter to you that your relationship is kept very lowkey, adds to the excitement - sneaking around, keeping secrets.

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lowkeyrobin · 2 months

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Mcyt bbut a Karen makes their S/O cry? :0

It's the readers first ever encounter with one in the wild and at first Y/N just,,, tries to ignore the woman/leave but the Karen does the usual of not letting em leave and then Y/N gets overwhelmed and starts crying?-

BAHAHHAAB I LOVE FUCKING WRITINF ABOUT KARENS I CANNOT LMFAOOOOOO ; thank you for the request lol ; I got a random strike of writers block halfway through and its very obvious I'm sorry

MCYT ; wild karen encounter

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, tubbo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, & foolish gamers

warnings ; language, iterations of homophobia/transphobia & fatphobia, Karen activity, reader is described as nonbinary

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

you two went different ways while clothes shopping and you were looking at more fem/masc (whichever doesn't conform with your sex) clothing

you felt someone glaring daggers at you so you glanced up and saw some random ass woman staring at you, accompanied by her 13ish year old son

she started making remarks about how you shouldn't be looking at those clothes and it's not "modest" for a little young man/woman like you

like mf you're nonbinary huh

you try to ignore her, meanwhile her son looks SO uncomfortable and wants to very obviously leave

she starts recording you out of no where to call you slurs and the sons just like "mom stop" and of course she doesn't

you end up crying and trying to hide it while you defend yourself but you get quickly overstimulated and flustered

the yelling caught Tommy's attention so he quickly walks over like "woah, woah, woah, what's going on?"

and she starts SCREAMING at poor Tommy about you

he looks at you literally wiping your tears while she's STILL recording it and he just peacefully flames her ass

"it doesn't matter what the hell they wear, clothes don't have gender and I could care less about what my partner buys and wears and how they express themselves. go post that to Facebook and look like a fuckin' idiot."

he pulls you away to the changing rooms so you can talk in private and eventually try on the clothes you were looking for

while he was going that he got a hold of a nearby security officer and told them about the situation since you'd both been illegally recorded on the premises of the store

he didn't wanna press charges for you or anything but at least wanted the woman escorted out to look more like a dumbass, considering the security guard had to call the police because what she did was a crime

couple days later you found the video and bodycam footage of the woman being detained and arrested for resisting arrest and recording someone without consent on private property, which is marked as a felony where you live

live laugh love Tommy bc everyone in the video description was hyping him up and saying how bad they felt for you and even the son 🫶

TUBBO

you were out looking for an outfit for the streamer awards

you were trying on a suit/dress (whichever conforms with your sex) and you spun around in front of him while he was clapping

then some fuckin asshole dude shouts a bunch of slurs at you and tells you you're going to hell??

he instantly turns around and shouts like "can you fucking stop? mind your own business, you dick!"

you were just so in shock and didn't know what to do that you started tearing up a bit in front of him and niki

tubbo sits there and argues with the guy until he's escorted out by staff, informed by niki who quickly went to go get someone and record for proof if the situation escalated

once the man is escorted out, he quickly wraps you in a hug and apologizes for getting loud, thinking he was the one to scare you to tears

compliments you and hypes you up after that and reassures you that the guy was just being a dick to get a reaction out of you

"you look amazing, don't worry, you're absolutely gorgeous in that outfit"

RANBOO

dude you can't even go grocery shopping without people bitching about you guys

you were just trying to pick out some chips and this lady walks past with a scoff

ran quickly turns around like, "Sorry, can we help you?"

she quickly starts yelling about how you gay people are all going to hell and shit

ranboo quickly spits back but you get overstimulated and really take it to heart and you tear up a bit

the lady notices and points it out

she then follows you around the store, yelling at you and shit while they're on the phone dialing the non emergency police line because wtf is wrong w this lady???

before you're questioned and after she's detained, you guys stand alone and try to calm yourself down because you were just getting really stressed about it because wtf do you even do in that situation

gives you a big hug and reassures you that it's okay to cry

he's generally just proud of you in general for being able to hold yourself together for the most part

FREDDIE BADLINU

you two were going out for a little movie date, and dressed in tuxedos to watch Saw X

some dumbass dude was making snarky comments to his wife about you two considering you were holding hands while ordering snacks

Freddie turns around, having heard the guy talking about you thinking he dropped something "can I help you?" He asks in the nicest tone possible

the man and his wife both start making nasty comments about "this generation going to hell" and how you're brainwashing Freddie or something???

you almost immediately start crying because you're trying to ignore it and talk to the girl behind the counter filling your popcorn bucket who doesn't know what to do

she quickly pushes the security button under the counter because she can see your distress and how Freddie was just like stunned as he looked between the couple and you cause like wth

once they're escorted out you're the first in the theater so you guys sit there and talk it all out because you got really overwhelmed

he gives you a hug and reassures you that you did nothing wrong and you're gonna enjoy the movie

the dude had a warrant out for his arrest for not paying child support anyways L

NIKI NIHACHU

you two were out on a walk in a park holding hands and shit and passed this little family down by the creek

the mom just goes full fucking demon mode and starts recording you guys and shouting at you

niki quickly retaliated with a "leave us alone!" before walking off

you were visibly pretty shaken but she reassures you everything is okay and she probably wasn't even recording

she ends up finding the video a few days later

thankfully all the comments were supporting you two and flaming the lady's ass lmao

QUACKITY

you guys were out doing stuff (getting shit at home depot for quackitys new house and peojects) and some Karen was judging your abilities to handy-man basically

"actually, my partner is the best handyman I know! so shut the fuck up"

the Karen immediately goes to the front to get a manager or some shit

meanwhile yall quickly checkout and leave

while leaving you see her getting detained for resisting an officer with violence and threatening an officer 🥰

that becomes a story you tell at every single "family reunion" (meetup with friends)

he still boasts about yelling at someone like that

FOOLISH GAMERS

you guys were out getting snacks for a movie night with friends that were staying over

some Karen made a comment how you needed to go on a diet or some shit since you were the one carrying the basket full of unhealthy snacks

foolish quickly whips around and flames her ass

you just kinda stand there like "wtf"

foolish slings an arm around your shoulders and leads you away since she wouldn't stop blabbering and was threatening to call the cops for some reason

back in the car he reassures you that you do not need to go on a diet and you don't need to listen to the lady whatsoever

movie night was 10/10 you watched Barbie & roasted Saltburn bc that movie wasn't good like at all

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #quackity x reader #ranboo x reader #badlinu x reader #tubbo x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #niki nihachu x reader #nihachu x reader #foolish gamers x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader

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raihann1 · 8 days

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Welcome to Tumblr! Hope you have fun!

If you don't mind, could you write headcanons for Zoro falling for a Male!Reader who's Mihawk's son?

If not Male then Gender Neutral at least?

Take care! <3

Hey! Thank you for this request! I know this was replied very late..but bear with me!! Might be a bit occ since its my first time writing TT love ya!

❣️TW: blood. Swearing

Red: mihawk

Green: zoro

Blue: you <33

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𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘯

《LOCATION: GLOOM ISLAND》

(GRAND LINE)

"Please."

"Train me as a swordsman!"

Here was Roronoa Zoro on the ground begging the warlord Mihawk to train him.

Mihawk's eyes narrowed as he gave a cold reply

"Im disappointed in you, Roronoa! Shame on you."

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

《LOCATION: Y/NS ROOM》

Here stood a man with h/c colored hair and sharp e/c eye's a bit identical too his father Dracule Mihawk. Y/Ns goal was to beat his father and take the role "Worlds greatest swordsmen" he knew he could do it, he was one step ahead of everyone. What he didn't know was Roronoa Zoro would be a major road blocker.

"Just you wait and see father."

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

《LOCATION: MIHAWK, PERONA, ZORO》

"Get out of here, I have no time for a boring man, what are you doing here? That's just embarrassing."

Mihawk poured himself some more wine, the tension was building up slowly.

"You were defeated by the baboons.."

Zoro could only bow down shaking as small drops of his own blood drip on the marbled floors.

"I beat the baboons"

Mihawk felt his eyebrow raise slightly.

"Pardon?"

"Your the only one left to beat here!"

(Footsteps could be heard all heads turned to see non other than you with a small scowl on your face)

I believe we have a misunderstanding, Father is this the Roronoa Zoro you were talking about?

Mihawk felt the aura of his son

"Yes, this is him."

"I see nothing in him, just because he has confidence does not make him any special." He growled.

"Son, I have decided that I will train him and make you two spare together."

Zoro and y/ns eyes grew large they both shouted in union

"With him!?"

"With him?!"

"father, you CAN NOT be serious?! It's like your making me spare with a stray kitten you just happened to pick up!"

Zoro was not happy with his term as a kitten.

"Oi, dumbass! I'll beat you in a match then after I'll take on your father and become the worlds greatest swordsman."

Y/ns face dropped into a frown his eyes narrowing as he glared at the swordsman

"I will become the worlds greatest swordsman..and if I have to kill you too become that i'll do it right. Now."

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

《TIME SKIP: SOME TIME LATER》

《zoro and y/n have been fighting almost everyday and even have done small heist together as y/n had demanded they go steal some of his father's wine. They grew feelings for eachother but each thinking they could never feel the same hid their feelings by fighting with more determination》

Oi! BE CARE- Ow!.

Shut you mouth Roronoa!

here stood y/n trying to patch up zoro, it was his first time even unboxing a first-aid kit because he always just left his enemies to die.

Y/N! Your suppose t-

A hand covered his mouth

IM TRYING!

a small blush crept on the swordsmans face..what was this feeling. Y/N looked more attractive than usua-

SMACK!

Oi! ZORO?

SMACK!!

o-OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

You were zoning out, I sound like a dumbass but..are you okay.

Yes, now that am with you.

U-uhm I mean want too spare later?..

Zoro..

Heh, guess you fell for me some future swordsman.

I DONT FEEL LIKE THAT FOR YOU BASTARD!

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

HOPE U LIKED IT SORRY IT WAS RUSHED 😁

#zoro roronoa x reader #roronoa zoro #y/n #one piece x reader #one piece #dracule mihawk #fluff

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theredqueenandthebloodwyrm · 7 months

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episode 8 Castlevania Nocturne

Episode eightttt

Like Major Spoilers

Like don't read this if you don't watch spoilers for the season 1 finale type of spoilers

I can't spell the Vampire Messiah's name. I'll admit it. Ezeb...Bathory? Captions to the rescue, it's Erzsebet.

Anyways her Sekhmet Transformation is a total glowup and I can get behind the new hair. Also that gold and black dress? Yes, just yes. And that golden chariot? Loving it!

Did the Abbott fucking forget that Isaac didn't actually kill his son??? Yeah Tera fucking tell him!

Edouard's singing!! Forget the power of love, try the power of music. Well actually they're somewhat intertwined but yknow.

Hahaha get wrecked by a turtle Drolta! Turtle attack! Or uh tortoise. Maria's animal summoning is wonderful. Shoutout to the teleporting cat too.

Olrox saving Mizrak was a nice surprise. Love his green eyed shadow form. Haha go kick their asses Olrox!

Erzsebet / Vampire Messiah's new Sekhmet design is so...so good, that is a god. A goddess who can and will kill you. Then Olrox saved Mizrak from being a suicidal knight, like seriously what were you thinking Mizrak? If Richter Fucking Belmont and his blue flames couldn't touch her, what was your basic ass sword gonna do??

She wasn't gonna kill her? I mean she planned to turn Maria into a vampire so kinda kill her but like everyone totally was thinking she was going to use Maria as a sacrificial lamb of sorts (myself included) imagine my surprise when she was like "no dumbasses, I'm giving her life" albeit vampiric life.

Gasp my heart "I don't want you to die, Mizrak."

No no no not Aunt Tera being the fucking Ram.

Huh you know I wondered how someone became a vampire in the Castlevania universe. Guess the classic drink their blood and then give them vampire blood works. Damn newbie vamps are hungry as fuck it seems.

The Abbott's face is hilarious to me, it's a look of pure terror mixed with the realization he fucked up.

ALUCARD?? ALUCARD?

Bye bye Drolta!

ALUCARD ALUCARD ALUCARD HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM

Oh how have I missed him.

What happened to his pigment though? Is it a vampire thing? Like his hair went from blonde to nearly pure white? Skin too? Has he been sleeping in a coffin for these few hundred years without moonlight? It's probably a vampire thing. Or half-vampire in his case I suppose.

I love all these characters, the animation, the music and soundtrack, the beautiful voice acting, the story and its themes. The character designs, their outfits, their glowups, their magic.

#castlevania #castlevania nocturne #netflix #aaaaa so so good #best characters ever

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sea-owl · 1 year

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asdfghfa COLIN AS HADES!! I love that it makes so much sense and I just know his dumbass chaotic simping will skyrocket because its Colin like helloo?? But yeah won't Penelope have to go back up for 6 months? (6 MONTHS??? WITHOUT. HIS. WIFE????How's Colin gonna live through that???? NOT WELL)

Does he go with her or does he stay in his domain( cuz he theres this pesky little thing called responsibility of ruling the underworld) and moping about cuz he misses his queen SO MUCH that he has to be physically held back by his brothers because he keeps following her around like a lost puppy (and isnt that a sight to behold?? Like Colin Bridgertont, t 3rd born son, intimidating King of the Underworld with unimaginable power and fame following around sunshine and flowers Pen looking like a lovesick fool loll)

Anon asked:

What I love about the Hades and Persephone AU is the level of pining and unhinged Colin will be for his queen Penelope. Like I just know it will be THROUGH the roof. Especially. afte the 6 month per year deal is made.

Honestly would love to see even a snippet of Colin moping around the courtroom every time Pen leaves the underworld and being physically held back by his brothers from fully attaching himself to Pen's side like a dog on a leash. ("Oh my gods Colin PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!")

Let's all pray for Francesca's sanity. As Colin's top advisor and right hand, she is gonna have her hands full when those spring and summer months hit. Like she has to be there during the send-off, or else Colin will attach himself to his wife.

Colin stays in his domain mainly because Penelope and Francesca remind him that Portia can and will create another famine, thus making sure they have extra work that will last the whole 6 months Penelope is in the Underworld. Colin not wanting his precious time with his wife interupted agrees to behave. Besides he is a good ruler and he doesn't want to do that to his domain again. Plus all that over time he had to pay to his judges and soul deliverer was not cheap. He can not do that every year, doesn't matter that he's the richest god among his siblings.

Colin does get to see Penelope though during the summer solstice and meetings that require all the siblings and spouses, so that eases the tension a little bit. He's not completely deprived of his wife for six months. Her thone on Mount Aubrey is right next to his! (He would prefer if she sit on his lap but Anthony says there's this thing called public image. Which is lies, Colin knows the truth. Kate won't sit on Anthony's lap in public so he makes everyone else suffer too.) Plus they send cute little love letters to one another courtesy of Penelope's right hand.

The year Francesca falls in love with Michael Colin thinks he finally has a chance to sneak away to go see his wife during the summer and spring months. But in reality Francesca now has a partner to help rein in Colin. Michael finds it funny, especially because before leaving Penelope herself and her right hand both warned Michael that Colin will try to make a jail break, so please help Francesca keep an eye on him.

#hades and persephone au #polin #bridgerton #colin barley resists the urge to attach himself to his wife #damn responsibility (and francesca) keeping him in the underworld #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #francesca bridgerton

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cas-coding · 1 year

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"don't get your panties in a twist, darlin'," bobby says, rolling his eyes at whatever dumbass thing dean has just said, and dean knows he doesn't mean it like that, he knows, but everyone he's met means it like that, and sometimes he thinks sam means it like that, and it's not fair.

it's not fair those words carry more meaning to him than they do to anyone else.

sam must see it on his face, then, because he's shooting a look that shuts bobby right up, slapping a hand on dean's shoulder. "hey," sam says, his voice tiptoeing on sympathetic, "we should prep more salt shells for it either way. get out of bobby's hair while he figures out what we're gonna eat, yeah?"

dean hates that he just nods along, numb to it all. he can't change anything; he's already changed enough about himself, and he's sure as hell not going back, so what way is there to make them more comfortable with him?

he's not the type to beg for some doctor to give him testosterone, the reliance would only make it worse, make it harder for him to get his job done. he'd thought about the surgery, but the recovery time is several weeks, several weeks of people dying because he was selfish enough to fix something that most people don't even think is wrong with him.

the basement door creaks open and sam's footsteps sound out in front of him, jolting dean back to the reality where he's supposed to be helping sammy instead of getting lost in his own head.

"you alright?" sam asks, looking up at dean's figure at the top of the stairs, tilting his head just a bit, like he'll be able to read dean's thoughts.

dean sighs and clomps down the wooden stairs, each creaking under his weight. "would you even be askin' if i was born with a dick?" he shoots back, shoving past sam at the bottom of the staircase, his anger bubbling up inside him.

"woah," sam laughs, trying to take the weight out of it. "you know you're my brother, i'm just worried about you, dean. you went all freaky quiet up there."

"yeah, well, next time one of you decide it's funny to make a joke about the fact that i wasn't born 'your brother', i'm going to fucking shoot myself, so cut it the fuck out."

it takes dean a moment to realize what he's said, the basement falling gravely quiet around them. he shouldn't joke about it, shouldn't think it's funny that he carries around a gun for himself, banking on its final blood being that of its owner. a couple times, he'd toyed with the ideas, loaded and unloaded it until his hands cramped, deciding he was too tired to pull the trigger.

"dean," sam whispers, and there's that pity, that sinking, deep pity, the thing dean had been avoiding. "i'm sorry. we don't think about it sometimes. it's not because you're trans, honest to whatever god is out there. bobby sees you as his son as much as he sees me as his son, promise, and he probably doesn't even realize that's more offensive to you than me. i can talk to him?" sam offers, shrugging.

"no, don't."

"what do you want me to do then?" sam fires back, instantly taking a step back. "fuck, i'm sorry. i just, shit, you don't get it, do you? we really don't give a shit that your voice isn't all deep or whatever, and we really don't give a shit that your chest isn't completely flat. you're the one who's making all this up, writing this narrative that we hate you for it, all in your own head. we love you, dean, and we don't give a shit that you weren't born with that name. honest."

and in that moment, it doesn't matter; no matter what dean is, he's just glad he's got a body to hug his brother with.

#trans dean winchester #dean winchester #sam winchester #bobby singer #bobby didnt mean it guys!#they just dont think before they speak #transphobia #internalized transphobia #spn #supernatural #fanfic #oneshot #fanfiction #supernatural fanfiction

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sillyandquiteawkward · 2 years

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phogofpffofd I’m foaming at the mouth, I’m biting someone, I’m screaming at the top of my lungs all at once. Evil person who love’s their kid/family trope is my absolute but that + the absolute milf that it imperator + copia being an absolute idiot who CANNOT for the life of him piece together anything even when imperator gives him the most obvious clues so just MAYBE he asks if she’s his biological mother so she can reveal it to him or somthn is enough drama to last me a lifetime, it’s just so delicious and I’m chewing on it like a starving dog on a bone

(I like to think a good number of people, including the emeritus brothers, have pieced together or seriously suspect imperator being copia’s mom and nihil and copia just share the same dumbass gene and ignore all the hints)

i can NEVER get over sister being like "you know why i cant call you papa, cardi?" and copia is just like "....uh right. right right right. i know why. because im smart. and i know what youre putting down (doesnt.)" thats his mother FIGURE not actually mommy. copia is like. shes just like that to everyone. i live in her apartment, she calls me her little cardi and buys me a new tricycle when i come back home from tour, shes basically raised me. not my mom tho. shes such a nice lady.

sister trying to hint to copia to understand that hes her son, but never wanting to say that outright. bc hes got to already understand hes nihil's kid...and that would mean she and nihil... but youre right. both nihil and copia have no fucking clue even when its looking directly in their faces (the eye). inherited dumbassery/blatant ignoring of the facts to keep the status quo.

i think sister had copia wear colored contacts as a kid to help hide his identity, but the other brothers could probably smell something was up with copia and sister, the way sister acts. no one ended up officially noticing anyway, plus whenever he was old enough to do whatever he wanted, he was put into the background and was just minding his own business where no one questioned his eye. someone asks what the white eye is about and hes like. oh. i think its a medical condition or something. astigmatosis.

#ghost band

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viovio · 10 months

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10, 16, 18, 22 dinoverse?

10. worst part of fanon

You cannot belieeeeeve how much misogyny there is about Vanora that they'd make shit up about her.

You'd think reading her thoughts and input as the player character would make people's insight about her line up with canon but the whole thing is that she grows more and more out of player control and into her own choices as the chapters progress. Do not go into the vtsom fic tag worst mistake of my life but also someone had to be at the devil's sacrament.

Like yea she did. in fact. kill Vincent (deserved but also wooooooo my god... it was bound to happen to either of them and at the rate she's going she's gonna keep climbing bodies to get kicked down by Myers.) and manipulate Draco at the end to do the same but calling her abusive WHILE referring to their relationship before is insane I mean neurodivergent. His fixation and disillusionment of her isn't healthy💔

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Chaser Victor and happy family dads vinvic + son Draco for many reasons.

Mira's said this before but because I like Victor to an unhealthy degree (just like him fr) I'm kinda bummed he doesn't have any character outside of Vincent.

Which sort of makes sense within the context of his character and their til-the-end partnership but he's been having problems ingrained into him before RMU for sure. I'd like to see that it's insane I mean neurodivergent how they know each other better than anyone and are still stuck in the past. They're back at square 1 with never moving forward. (What's he gonna do when revenge goes through? Look at himself? no.)

Anyways I'm getting off-topic it creates conflict for sure which I love. If integrated into canon which is the direction it seems to be getting I'm sure dino will write in more for him but the way people write a chaser Victor just feels very ooc. You mean to tell me he would not tell Vincent?

That parts already gotten long so I'll summarize this stupid family shit + my kind little fucked up homonculi weapon who's also my brother and I make into my butler. I don't think they would make good parents so its so sucks when they turn Draco into a baby in fanart stop this madness

18. there should be more of this type of fic/art

ZALMONAAAAAAA ZALMONAS JOURNEY IN PROVING HER INNOCENCE. PLEASE PLEASE YOU'RE NOTHING SHE TALKS ABOUT A COUPLE OF AMUSING INCIDENTS IMAGINE G4S MOST WANTED CRIMINAL TELEPORTS INTO YOUR BATHHOUSE WITH YOUR COCK OUT PLEASEEEEE.

Honestly like who give a shit about the other districts that's something Dino should be writing about can we PLEASE get speculation on how the watch works. Is there a catch? does she get dizzy? What was her detective work like. I wanna replay chapter 3 because she's only had surface level info about Myers from the news so she had to do a lot of digging pleaseeeeee a parallel of her investigation and Vanora at Myers trying to cover stuff up would be so sweet.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

Being in the tranches it's same as above where is.where the fuck is Zalmona where is her meanness her brashness. Where is that that never contradicts her kindness, if you reduce her to the strong dumbass trope I'll kill you. I miss my wife Nini.

I wanna say in that same vein would be Vanora but I'm pleasantly surprised by the amount of art she gets, maybe it's bcoz of my mutuals but it's nice. Zalmona gets that too but it's not to the same degree tbh. I dontlike most dinoverse fans honestly

#asks #ask games #wanshengjie #id tag this bc like dinoverse fans arent as rabid insane but also idrc tbh. if you find this and disagree good for you #long post

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Just like D to write a song that acknowledges evryone involved in making a play and not just say the actors or directors.... Super super super proud of him (and this is why the circus surrounding him makes me so mad coz just look at him! He slayed as the opening number... And I'm so glad everyone got to see how amazing and talented and awesome he is

Right? Its everything I've loved about him for the past decade all rolled into one fantastic number. I want to sit down and watch it again because I don't think I truly appreciated how wonderful it was the first time - there was just so much going on, so many moving pieces, and so much to take in. And it is just like him to want to highlight everyone that works so hard to stage a Broadway play or musical, not just the actors in it. It truly is a community; much more so than Hollywood where everyone is out for themselves.

To be asked to host the opening hour was an honor itself but to write an entire number? We know he can do it, but this is a huge stage to be on and the fact that they trusted him enough to do this speaks volumes to his talent and the way he's thought of by Broadway. I love that people loved the number and that JH made sure that everyone knew he wrote the music for it. He's so god damned talented and when its just him and his music or he's disappearing into an acting part, he's the D I fell in love with all those years ago. I want the world to see what a unique talent he is and fall at his feet offering him parts and music jobs and things that bring him the joy he can't help but exude when he's working on something he really loves.

"Circus" is very appropriate word (one I've used myself in the past) for the nightmare team that surrounds him and like you, why I too have little use for those vultures. They contribute nothing to him and only serve as detractions and distractions. RR? The fuck was he doing at the Tonys? What in the world has he done to warrant a ticket to the show and the after parties? I hope someone got Mama Criss and ADB a large bottle of Purell so they can disinfect, less his sliminess gets on them. No - Mama Criss is not your date, get away from her. You've used her son for your own selfish purposes, profited off of him at every turn while getting him zero worthwhile projects and generally been a disaster as a manager while alienating D's fans since you think we are nothing more than an ATM. Fuck that guy - he needs to go. His entire team is more interested in promoting the little wifey than the person who actually pays their salaries, which once again, has alienated fans who just want to support him and not be inundated with his lazy wannabe rock star unemployed unlikable spouse. She's constantly being thrust in my face at things that don't require her presence while D looks less than thrilled shall we say? Compare the pics with his mom from Sunday or even JH (bright authentically D smile) and the ones with his special togetherness soulmate of a billon years (barely cracking a smile, looking more like the please-lets-get-this-over-with face that we've seen way too often.) His SM is a hot mess. We could go on and on...

All in all - everything in his life that isn't D on a stage performing just takes away from who he is and his extraordinary talent. I wish to the heavens he would clean house, fire them all and watch them sink into oblivion without him to leech off anymore, and find himself a real team who wants to promote him and knows their job is stay behind the scenes and let the talent speak for itself. I shouldn't know who his dumbass manager is. I wish I didn't.

#thinking of where he could be with an actual team who worked to use his ACS wins for him and not them makes me stabby #anonymous

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THOUGHTS part 1: episodes 1 and 2, major warning for yelling, cursing, long post, and spoilers (duh)

now I’m gonna post three of these, this one being the first, basically these are little notes I wrote MOSTLY during my second watch of the episodes (for episode 6 it’s a different story) but these are just my little reactions to things, in my last thoughts post I’ll put my thoughts on the overall series as a whole! What I thought of it and all, however these are mostly small notes, reactions, and.. well… thoughts!! Anyways!!! Let’s go!!

I’ll post the other two sometime later today!

Episode 1🧳

The intro is so fucking cute oh my god-

HUH!! It’s June 20th..? Interesting-

Duck and Reds bickering- I’m sorry I-

“But today is nothing day” and how red is just wanting to do nothing is so fucking relatable I love him

DUCK BANGING THE HAMMER- THAT WAS SO- HEHE IM SORRY AS SOMEONE WHO BANGS THINGS WHEN THEY STIM IM MAKING THIS A HEADCANNON-

DUCK DONT INVENT MORE CRYPTO CURRENCY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

“He’s not that big >:(“ Duck I love you so much

“Yeah that’s….. good”

Wait……red performing brain surgery

oh also duck has… brown… hair- REGARDLESS THEY LOOK STYLISH~ SLAY!

“So it looks nice?” “It looks dumb.”

DUCK PLEASE DONT DO SHIT RELATED TO THE ARMY MY GOD YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THIS YOU IDIOT

I love that the suitcase telling of the wonders of jobs just lowkey leaves- in my eyes I see it as you browsing through careers- it’s all fun and games until you actually get one-

“ATTENTION FREAKS”

Then!!! Then!!!! I love that duck was so fuckin insistent on getting a job that- when they finally get one THEY are the one that end up being like “this shit sucks let’s go”

THEN!! Yellow is so painfully cute in this show I can’t- he is trying so hard at work I’m so proud of my son in law-

Red guy getting all forced into his boss/manager role by the fax machine was just-

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIS YELL/SCREAM?!?!!!! THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY- OH MY GOD- HAHAHAHA

OK SERIOUSLY I love how just lost Duck is- then they see their friends getting all into their jobs- like Duck is all trying to talk to yellow and the kids just “not now I’m at work” and red does the same fucking thing

“The thing I made :((“

I just LOVE that Duck keeps on fucking up shit- look at my pathetic bird man-

DUCK FUCKING DROPS HER ON THE FLOOR OH MY GOD SHSGSGGAHAHSHDHBDT

WHEN DUCK GOT FIRED THOUGH I WAS-

Also can I just say I love how big of an asshole duck is- I love that for them- they just keep talking shit unless it’s about themself I fucking missed this little bastard

I just realized I have a type with birds- Revali and Duck- THE asshole birds- god why am I like this help

Ok everyone is so goddamn relatable-

The duck stress sequence was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen it made me more happy than it should’ve- GOD-

Also I loved it when Duck just fucking knocked over the the thingy which would tell the machine their emotions sorry I cannot remember words or names- AHEM BUT THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS “you seem stressed”

Also duck handling stress is just 🥺💕

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW SO FAR AND ITS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE-

Also the care hound was- terrifying- hasnt Duck been through enough-

“Shouldn’t I whisper into.. it’s.. ear..?” JSSGGSSGGSHSHDHHD DUCK-

What do y’all mean reds the most relatable character ducks right there

Anywho- DUCK JUST COMES OUT FULLY COVERED IN SLOBBER I-

Look at my love, all engaging in conversation-

“Guilty!~”

I love how just thrown OFF Duck is by old man red and doi

Also seeing them older was wild btw- also old man yellow is a sight I never want to see again btw- thank you

DUCK IS FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

DUCK FIUCKING CAUSES YELLOWS HAND TO JUST GET SLICED INTO BITS AND EVERYONE IS JUST HAPPY CUZ ITS AN ACCIDENT AND I- AND DUCKS JUST PANICKING I JUST-

Also duck being the one to help them out of the situation they sorta got everyone into was fun- also duck was going to tend to yellows wounds can we just think about that for a sec- *sniffle* THEY DO CARE

THEY ARE A LITTLE FUCKED UP FAMILY

ALSO I LOVE THAT THIS SHOW HAS FUCKING FORESHADOWING- LIKE EARLIER IN THE EPISODE THE- JSHSHSHDHDHDH

“My child :((“

ALSO WE SEE THEM ACTIVELY BE TERRIFIED OF WHAT HAPPENED DURING A LESSON CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THAT???!!????? They are genuinely scared- man-

DUCK GETTING THEIR EYE STABBED BY A COIN- SHGSGSHSHDHDHD I HATED LAUGHING BUT THEIR SCREAM THOUGH- HASHHSHSHSHS

also…. More duck eye trauma… (adding it to the list)

THAT WAS AMAZING BTW I AM EAGER TO WATCH MORE

Episode 2⚰️

“I’m a talking crow like thing!” DUCK- YOURE A FUCKING DUCK- also I wonder if this is referencing the time the fandom thought Duck was a crow.. like when they used the name Crowe for them- EITHER WAY- DUCK. W. WHAT

“Welp, im dead”

ALSO THERE WAS A NEW BIT TO THE INTRO IS THAT… is that gonna be a thing now? If so I LOVE IT-

Also ducks little HA! Made me very happy for some reason I love them so fucking much

“What about.. is, what does it say about me? am I dead?” “Nope! Just meeee~” “what? Why do you get to be- there must be a mistake-“ “somebody’s jealoussss~” “Pfft jealous I-“ “jealous of me being dead~” this is something straight out of a fluffybird fanfic I swear to god I love hearing them bicker-

Red wanting to be the one who is dead is everything to me oh my god-

Wait how the hell does death actually work in this universe then?

“You laid an egg! Quick, make a wish!” Yellow… honey.. please-

Red is so sad not to be dead- I loved the scene where he just rushed to his ID card and got fucking pissed off when he discovered he wouldn’t die for a long time-

Also the coffin guy is neat!

Ok seriously I love how easily pissed off red is in this series god I missed him

THE BIG DAY SONG WAS DUCKS FUNERAL SONG?!?!????? HELLO?!??????!???? JSGSHSHSHDHDHNDJD-

Red guys mouth is something I never want to see again thank you-

DUCKS TIES-

YELLOW AND RED BAKING- OH AND THEM MESSING UP THE LYRICS!!!!

Lol Red just taking the cheffs hat off Yellow was funny to me- they look so fancy at the funeral though!

“Hey guyssss~”

“I had my insides removed! :D”

OK SO…. IS DUCKS NAME NOT DAVID? Well regardless that was silly :) (I’m actually really considering using David for them now though hshshs)

“What? I’m not the best friend?” “Yes you are!” “I’m your best friend?!” “Yeah! We’re close!” (+their little head tilt 🥺) “I don’t really even know you I.. know which one you are” “look I’m leaving you all my stuff” “yeah but I don’t want it that’s just our stuff- I mean that’s just our plates—“ “and my diary!” “There’s nothing in it!” “It’s new! i just got it!” “I could do the lovely remark..” “I don’t want you! I want my best friend!!” “I’m not your best friend!” ….I’m sorry I love this whole scene so much even though it hurts

Yellow Gribbleston banging out the tunes (seriously though HOW-)

DUCK AND RED HAVE OLD COUPLE ENERGY I FUCKING LOVE THEM IN THIS SERIES IM SORRY-

“But- [they] didn’t do any of that-“ HSGSGSHSHHSH

The house genuinely felt so lonely without Duck- also loving all the duck pictures- THEN THERE WAS A SLIGHT ECHO TOO LMFAO

“We didn’t really like [them] anyway” FUCK YOU

Also apparently Duck bit yellow I do not know how to.. feel about this info uhm- Duck is a rabid fucking animal sometimes confirmed-

I fuckibg screamed when I saw lamp btw, he gone sober- oh also I’ve always had the headcannon that outside of June 19th Lamp and yellow would become buddies and man I was not expecting this episode to confirm THAT MY GOD-

yellow being mad is something I’m so happy to see again, YES MY SON IN LAW THROW OUT THE NEW BEST FRIENDS- HE GETS IT

STOP MOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“UGH claymation >:(((“ YELLOW PLEAS-

YELLOW GETTING PISSED OFF IN THE INTRO WAS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

“NO NOT THAT THING!!!”

Wait Tony was buried in the ground too!! Look closely when they move back to what Duck is up to, he’s in the ground too- what does. What does this mean

OH I also took a closer look and it appears there’s another duck… corpse..? A yellowish hand next to it, OH AND DUCKS CANNNNNN

God it would suck for someone with claustrophobia to be in ducks situation…….. I’m. I’m talking about me in the third person again arent i.

I DIDNT NOTICE THE DEAD RAT AT FIRST WHAT- RATTY..?

DUCK CONSTANTLY PRESSING THE BUZZER I CANT

I MISSED THEM

DUCK MAKES MUSIC- ok can we get a release of that tune it was actually nice I want to hear more-

Is the little blob guy voiced by becky?! :DDD

I LOVE HOW MAD YELLOW IS ABOUT THIS-

the CLAYMATION THOUGH OH MY GOD-

“STOP IT!”

“You’re supposed to say the floor is too loud or the window is disrespecting you!” :(

I wanted to give yellow such a big hug

WAIT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING SAD- so Duck wants RED not yellow to make the speech, because he is their best friend. Then, later, we see Yellow being the one who’s sad about everything whilst red Guy hardly cares… :((

THE MAGGOTS- THE HSGSGS- DUCK-

ALSO I LOVE THAT THE COFFIN IS ALREADY SO FED UP WITH THEIR SHIT-

duck claws duck claws dUCK CLAWS DUCK CLAWS- my silly headcannon I thought would NEVER become canonn!!!! bgsgshahhshsAHAHGAHAGGSGAGAAHAHHAHHSHSHDH

Ignoring the other thing ok

The memories song. Just. Beautiful ok?

I have way too many thoughts to unpack about that song I-

Ducks grave getting dug up by yellow was :(( also yellow fucking kilt the coffin my god-

Red guy lowkey TURNING THE NEW GUY INTO DUCK WAS- HSGGSHS- i was so thrown off at first-

When I saw Duck approaching the… other duck I was convinced they’d murder them then-

THE INTRO WITH THE TWO DUCKS- I really liked that intro!! It was actually kinda cute and-

DUCK FUCKING KILLS DUCK- AHHAHAHAHAHHSHGSGDDHDHD-

HSGSGSGGSHDHDHHD I LOVE THIS ONE A LOT I HAD SO MANY HEADCANNONS GET PROVEN SLIGHTLY PLUS!!! Hehhe my main duck theory still workssss~ ANYWHO LOVED THIS ONE

OH ALSO I JUST REALIZED DUCKS SONG IS IN THE CREDITS IM IN LOVE-

#dhmis #don’t hug me i’m scared #dont hug me im scared #dhmis spoilers #long post #tw cussing #tw caps #duck rambles #<THATS LITERALLY ALL THIS IS

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Part 4! Of rereading Lore Olympus. Ep 31-40

Gotta be real I keep forgetting to post these even tho I'm reading them but it's fine. Obviously I won't finish before the end of the 2 week break (this Saturday) but after this I may start reviewing episodes as they come out, who knows. Last part:

Ep 31

Theres so many other reasons you shouldnt work together but ok

Also shes literally so smart right like thats canon

Artemis is cool hera,,,sometimes

Which two sons i wish i knew the lo family tree as opposed to the real one yknow

How do heras powers work she felt her pain but doesnt know who??

I would kill for a comprehensive list of family tree and powers, dont even have to spoil powers just please i get so confused

Ep 32

Train ur fuckin dogs hades i think ive said that before

He changed skin color again but like not just light vs dark thats a whole diff shade of blue

Hehe threaten low class workers so cute and quirky hades

Why is uh psyche/whatever her nymph name is wearing more traditional clothes while not in the mortal realm

Love the dog

Hades has a point, even tho it makes no sense for him to have said that

Ok also point out in the like future episode he wants persephone to call him Aidoneus but doesnt like when others do it why

Thats my same thing with him calling her Kore like i know in the future its like explained or whatever but idk

Aphrodite has a point it was a favor in a way

A dumb way but yknow

I remember everyone losing it over the “im only interested in the dead ones” panel but looking at it its so lame LMAO changed his entire face shape for a panel

Ep 33

HECATE HECATE WOOOO

Im but a simple man

Hades texts like an old man i know he is one but

Also i am dying to know how his business works including as the god of the underworld like. Give me something

Then again, maybe i am a lil dumb when it comes to this

I always thought he was giving the little elevator friend a sugarcube lmao

I like how minthes ears react to her emotions

Stop fighting at work omg this would be the worst place to work at

“Hey can u do ur job”

Ep 34

Why this subplot ugh

The crown floats yet is sideways after she hits him

Also haha hitting

Also their relationship does confuse me just a tad bit yknow

All the clues were there hades you dumbass

“Cancel all my meetings” DO YOUR JOB

“This doesnt affect you in the same way” cause hes a man or a king or both but also kings seemed to get treated the same by their subjects until they are dicks and excute their power

From what ive seen

Then again we havent seen poseidon do that but that brings me to the point of I wanna see poseidon realm

thats . so creepy hades ew

“Smth must be done about this” like fair legal action right?....right?

Who reads newspapers these days anyways wait a second

Ep 35

See the laptop having news makes more sense like sure we make newspapers but ppl dont use em as often

“Biochemistry Theory” fun fact I switched majors to specifically avoid taking chemistry

What are they typing he just started speaking

What type of nymph is thetis bc i know minthe is a river nymph but thetis has fancy ears

They are so mean to each other lmao

The financial situation and the fact that they both are like sleeping with the kings confuse me why do both of them do it.

Like retrospectively i understand it but when i first read it i was like “are nymphs supposed to be like hookers??” so i was lost for a bit

“Hades micromanages computer usage” oh what a shit boss

Also the meal ticket she has a job sure hades gave it to her but

Idk maybe im slow

What an awful way to do a heart shape i just tried it wtf

“Crying is for wives” damn

Yes body issues that dont get brought up again right? Like she all of a sudden gets bigger boobs and i dont think hades pays ppl enough for cosmetic surgery

You guys know this is a work setting

Has rachel ever had a job bc this feels like a comical trope seen on tv the workplace drama yknow

LMAO IN THE LAST PANEL RACHEL FORGOT TO GIVE HER NYMPH EARS

Like fully normal ears i know its a mistake but its funny

Ep 36

“Not my circus not my monkeys” queen

Hades is it not your circus how dont involve hecate in this

“Stop starin at me with them big ol eyes”

Oof that does not look good on you, i mean why didnt you give her the coat

“I thought you didnt get jealous” ok she may have said that but literally everything about her contradicts that

And i love this part bc he doesnt call her crazy and they talk, i mean he hides some of the truth which like fuck him, and then they try to talk about the party and

Ugh i know minthe is supposed to be an antagonist but rachel does this weird thing where she tries to flesh her out, then realizes it would be an easy set up for a redemption arc and screws her over again

I know the ppl in the mortal realm are generally frightened of hades but why are ppl in olympus

“I wouldnt expect anything less from a goddess” so we are going to bring in the racism/speciesism that occurs in this story right

Its the middle of the day isnt he supposed to be in the mortal realm moving the sun or some shit

Ep 37

“Last night” Rachel its ok to space things out sweetie

Ok ok so one thing i hate about her characterization of apollo is he goes from being delusional to knowing what he did was at least slightly wrong and i hate both are fine stories but pick one he either is so infatuated with persephone that he thinks that they had a great time or he wants her for her power

And! A transition from one to the other would be fine, but she goes back in forth in his characterization

Little red vines look cool

Hehe cerberus

How did he escape tho

I love that dog

Ep 38

Oh its the greenhouse again

But this time it represents the evil feeling?

Idk but i like eye symbolism im lame lol

Why was she sleeping in the chair

When did she get those clothes i dunno if eros would buy her business casual

Artemis really sees all the signs and then goes “meh”

Like points out the possible crush on persephone just connect the dots they are so close

Why is there not more than one door

Why is no one getting off

How does rachel think train stops work

Ep 39

Also not thatanos with an undercut lmao

Ope its thanatos i mixed it up

Also minthe you just actively arent doing a good job like lmao how are you not getting fired

Hades smoking a cigar is so old and gross tbh

What an awful boss

That man has a point dont stand infront of the door

She gave her a little flower nice

Minthe i know ur being spiteful, weird bc hades explained shes just the daughter of a friend( i know its a lie but still) but just do your job

“It says restricted access but that lady says it was fine” i would just wait until someone came out theres no reason to go inside

Ep 40

Why would they not have a lock on this place actually

Why wouldnt she just leave the way she came

When did hades put on his glasses

How is it hades fault what

So many questions yknow for such a short episode

Also does this place not have security cameras in places that are tartarus

#anti lore olympus #lore olympus #my opinion #random thoughts #lore olympus critical #lo critical

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Definitive take nobody asked for about the whole thing that’s been going on for the last few years with Chris Pratt

he’s pretty decent in his action roles, actually. I found him very convincing in all of them. And I’ll say something more: I’d absolutely see him being a rebooted version of Indiana Jones (speaking as a longtime Indy fan, like I’ve spent most of my life being absolutely crazy about the character and the first 3 movies - Crystal Skull doesn’t exist in Ba Sing Se), he can get in shape for the role, he’s young and understands the ironic side of Indy, and he’s also got those same roughed up “man sweating and dirty with dust, blood and mud and still looking camera-friendly” vibes.

“But his church-” he denied going to Hillsong or knowing anyone who does. He said he actually goes at Zoe Church in LA, which seems to be your typical run of the mill religious congregation, nothing Evangelical or otherwise extremist. Which means it’s not a church that ever made the headlines for supporting gay conversion or made damning statements about queer people. It’s just a church, and what churchgoers think is up to them. I can say this because I was raised Christian and understand one priest’s take doesn’t necessarily reflect on his entire Parrish.

“But his disabled son-“ he never said he hates or resents his disabled son. He literally just said he was happy to have a healthy daughter, and everyone else added fictional things he never said to what he actually said. And, honestly, saying you’re happy your second child is healthy after having a disabled one is 100% fair and natural. Nobody actively wants their children to be disabled.

Here’s the thing: you can absolutely and completely, genuinely love and dote on your child who has a disability, and also be happy that your other child doesn’t have the same obstacles in their lives. I’m saying this as the aunt of a boy with learning disabilities and two nieces who don’t have them. I don’t love my nephew any less, and at the same time I see he deals with some really awful obstacles and of course, we are all ready to accomodate his needs. The point is, it’s also good that his sisters don’t have to deal with the same difficult journey. Because shit is tough to deal with for everybody, him first, and I see it every day. There is nothing ableist about that.

“But his dog-“ holy shit, that’s a dumbass reason to hate on someone. A dog? O rly?

So anyway, until he does something overtly homophobic, racist, transphobic, misogynistic, ableist, you name it - I’m fine with him, and don’t see why everybody is so open about hating on someone they don’t even know personally. Again, I’m not a fan, I’m just sick of seeing so much hate on someone for such stupid reasons and over things that are straight up hearsay and misinformation. Just say you don’t like his acting, that is more of a legitimate opinion. But when I hear people bring up any of the above, I literally have to laugh at them. Because they need to grow the hell up.

Sorry for the rant, but I’ve seen this bullshit for a while and it’s all complete nonsense, and anyone who got even remotely informed about the whole thing knows it’s all much ado about nothing. Hating him is just a trend that came up from nothing and is just gonna end up into nothing, same as the hate against JLaw from a few years ago.

You don’t like his acting? Fair! You think he’s Satan’s son because of something you read on Twitter or on an online publication that makes its dough on gossip? Your opinions are worthless.

That said, fuck the original voice and accent for Mario. As someone who was born and raised in Italy (aka an actual Italian) I am SICK of people thinking that’s what Italians are and speak like. None of us speaks English like that. Literally nobody. And don’t see why people can see that bad Asian accents are inappropriate, but can’t see why Italian accents are also inappropriate. It’s all fucking inappropriate and offensive. So FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR NOSTALGIA, I’m happy that this once Mario doesn’t have a dumbass, silly ass Mickey Mouse voice and an even dumber, frankly awful so-called “Italian” accents. I’m 100% good with Mario losing anything associating him to mocking stereotypes about Italians. He can be a fucking Californian WASP plumber. I encourage it actually. Fuck the noise.

And the rest of the trailer looks FUCKING AMAZING. I’ll absolutely be slamming my ass on the theatre seat for this. Fuck y’all.

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this is the post i have written while reading pluto by urasawa naoki

what a good recommendation. thank you for sharing.

i am very tickled by the fact that this is a spinoff of astro boy, i'm reading it without ever having consumed ANY astro boy media, AND astro boy himself dies in it (for a time.) every one of these factors is *chef's kiss*. i love the idea that someone will put their whole heart into creating a spinoff like this and not hold back whatsoever.

i will note that everyone having a large nose makes it a little difficult to distinguish characters sometimes. like haas and gesicht. but it's also refreshing to have a manga artist who does not hold back when drawing noses. and i'll admit the noses are powerful.

i'm reading a scanlation by stephen paul and mangascreener and i think they've done a great job (insofar as i can say that without having seen the raws). i mean there's no foolish grammatical errors or anything. well, very few. i have no sense of how long ago this translation occurred. might've been when the manga was coming out.

the themes around AI and emotion and humanity are compelling… i'm just absorbing everything without forming thoughts of my own.

i notice robots are hetero. i'm sure there's nothing stopping them from falling in love in non-hetero ways though. and they can raise human children…? i want to see a family with three robot moms and one human kid. the luckiest kid in the world with her amazing strong three robot moms.

the idea of making strong robot cops and soldiers that look like normal middle-aged white men. and not even really sexy ones. maybe if they were too sexy it would be distracting?

the idea of a world with sentient AI robots who can be easily destroyed and are irreplaceable. the mind itself can't be backed up and stored somewhere? you have to just accept that it can't. [note added after reading the whole thing: they address the idea that a mind can be copied and put into a new robot body and that it then becomes a new being. this must be the school of philosophy the author adheres to with respect to duplication of minds)

when pluto stopped possessing the park guy's body and the other guy was like "now come to your only TRUE body…" and pluto emerged up from something wet. robot bodies are usually the opposite of wet. that's how you make a killer robot extra scary. have its body be wet.

tenma is just gendo ikari with a pompadour… right down to the glasses shape. says his son hates him. wife's dead

of course you will think an AI is a failure if you're creating it to try to replicate a certain person…

all these anti-robot microaggressions oh my god

pluto's true form is revealed with no explanation as to why it had to be wet earlier

it switched to a different scanlation group and the quality immediately went down haha… and some chapters later, this new group translated it as "gejihit" instead of "gesicht." they misunderstood the (ostensible) protagonist's name. the guy whose face is on the cover. they didn't bother to learn that guy's name before taking on the translation project.

i wonder if gesicht was so named not because of the significance of the german word Gesicht (which just means "face") but because of how it sounds transliterated in japanese, as gejihito, where "hito" means "person" and "geji" could mean "command/order" (as in taking commands or orders). also "gejigeji" means "house centipede" (irrelevant)

i guess atom did have to come back to life… since he's astro boy…

been a while since i took any manga screenshots to comment on but i had to for this one: https://gyazo.com/edf86995592bc2a56bfec0f94ad9ddf8 i want a math person to tell me how many words it would take to express that formula verbally. this is a human guy saying a big stupid formula out loud to a robot. if the recipient is a robot, you can give him a microsd card or have him visually scan a piece of paper. formulas like those are hell to say out loud, right? dumbass tenma. this is my unhelpful commentary.

you could hold some of these people's noses in the palm of your hand like a small apple.

lately i've been paying extra attention to how facial expressions in manga portray emotions. the range of facial expressions shown on characters tends to be kind of set within one manga (you rarely see an established mangaka bust out an expression the likes of which you've never seen in their work), but each mangaka has a distinct way to do it. it's their take on the breadth of human emotions. the faces in ranking of kings are very unique and full of heart and also often endearingly clumsy and also sometimes confusing and vague. but they work! the faces in pluto are in a completely different style and also seem to encompass different emotions, but they also work and are clearly full of heart. there is POWER in well-executed facial expressions. it is narrative power and emotional power. it's COMMUNICATION. and one manga where the facial expressions do not communicate well with me is stupid jujutsu kaisen where if someone is in a tense moment they just make a face like 8| and it's like, that face doesn't mean anything. that face isn't showing anything. and that's one reason i have mercilessly declared that jujutsu kaisen is lacking in heart. jujutsu kaisen never made me fuckin cry! (maybe it did. i forget.) it's got nothing but Coolness. you can't build a whole good manga solely on Coolness. it's not a matter of genre or technical artistic skill. this has been the obligatory shitting on jujutsu kaisen of this post.

they really gave pluto a cute design. i'm very satisfied. he's got teeth, and i like that. still no word on why he is or was wet. he opened his mouth and it made saliva strings. machine oil? or still wet?

astro boy gets powered up by the power of hate…

when you don't read manga for a while, you lose track of the approximate scale of how many mangas there are and what proportion of them might be very good. i'm very pleased to find there is a manga this good that i had never heard of. (except maybe once. i do have a vague memory of seeing a tumblr post about naoki urasawa's noses.)

it is very like a president of the united states of ******* to become willingly ensnared in the machinations of an entity that clearly only ever had bad intentions

bora appears and it yells HOGAAAH and BORAAA

i had true doubt as to whether the world would end, right up until the middle of the last chapter. i can appreciate that. i also couldn't have predicted that final panel. but i appreciate that unpredictability too.

i hate the adjective "gritty." maybe because in my mind the connotation is of a "gritty reboot" that takes something good and turns it into something stupid by trying to make it edgy and morally dubious. like… have you read the unreleased early draft movie script for louis sachar's Holes? forced edginess to the point where it's ridiculous and it doesn't Hit. "gritty" is like imagine dragons (diss). i don't want to describe this manga as "gritty" because i don't want to insult this manga. it doesn't have any of the surface-level manufactured darkness of something "gritty." it has proper darkness and proper philosophical and moral quandaries. and it has beauty.

how do i decide which mangas to write posts about as i read vs which to let simmer without putting my thoughts into words? i dunno.

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fuck it b.tb s/i lore dump

(EXTREMELY long post under the cut. sincerely. genuinely. i wrote a novel. also, spoilers)

born Jane Child (in some legal documents its spelled as Jane C.hilde cause yknow how spelling was just straight up not standardized back then) sometime in the late 1400s (the date im using is 1490 but that could change very easily.

mildly poor family, not exactly peasants but tradesmen by birth. blacksmiths, carpenters, etc.

bc their family was yknw. lower class. they started studying/training to work very early on since it was necessary for them to help support their family since they very likely wouldnt get much from marrying. so between like 11-14 years old they started studying under a local midwife and eventually became apprenticed to her.

eventually became pretty good at it and started doing it on their own in early adulthood. became known as trustworthy, clean, and supportive.

married at around eighteenISH. to a man named nicholas fletcher, who was (huge surprise) a generational arrowmaker. his family had passed down a shop... or something.. for generations.

they were definitely bi and nb the entire time but bc of the restrictions of the era they never reaaaally realized it. jane and nicholas were never really. in love. there was no hate or anything they cared about each other very much but they were more best friends than anything else. in fact they probably never actually said i love you to each other like. ever.

bore a son that same year, who would be named bartholomew fletcher. barty for short :-)

stuff happens etc etc and they eventually get Ye Olde 15th Century Callout Post and accused of beign a witch by a noblewoman and was executed for it aroooouuund 1511-1516ish.

these next few points will be presented in greentext format bc i think its the funniest possible way to explain it

>be me, simple english midwife wrongly executed for witchcraft >spend the next several centuries in a dreamless slumber underground >wake up randomly one day >whole council of Shadowy Figures is standing over me >they explain ive been chosen for a "special purpose" and its an "honor" >mfw

>they ask me if ill go to the surface to find some dude they claim used to work for him but went insane and got too "dangerous to the veil" to keep around >dont understand but say okay anyway cause anything is better than being underground any longer >get up there, everything is weird and bright and different now >realize i have weird burns on my face from being burnt at the FUCKING stake >they (the shadow figures) told me no one can know what im doing so find a passable mask in a thrift shop >random child is walking on the street alone, apparently lost >help her home bc im dead, not a bad person >disappear before her mom sees >days pass, im at the city center >drew up my own wanted posters for the guy bc i have no clue where else to start >a group of people starts staring at me >look to see why >its the same FUCKING child i walked home days ago >she recognized the dumbass mask >whyaretheyinclownmakeup.jpeg >runaway.jpeg >think i escaped cleanly but they find me from the wanted poster >try to think of a lie on the spot but instead i claim im a janitor >a janitor. at a park. >claim the guy was wanted for trespassing and being a general nuisance >they seem to buy the story and leave >FINALLY find the bastard whos behind all this >pull out the magic bigass chain i got given by the Creepy Shadow People >thisisntevenmyfinalform.jpeg >he pulls out an even bigger hammer >ohfuck.jpeg >he homeruns me through a goddamn WALL. >end up landing next to the same weird clownpeople who almost figured me out the first time >apparently the guy merked their boss ??? >explain the story to them and theyre weirdly cool about it >decide to take a psychological approach, go back down underground and ask for the fun special book with everyones entire life story in it >ohoho ive got you now motherfucker. >random puppet seller or something who died alone, who cares >wait whos that >ohfuckpart2.jpeg >guy isnt a rogue agent at all, the new HBIC is the person who murdered him and they dont want him to be a problem for them. >struggle morally >find him again, try to explain whats going on and convince him hes in danger >he is not having it >the big fucking hammer is back again. >fuck this, time to activate my special ability: Big Ass Fucking Wrecking Ball >cold wind blows >the HBIC has arrived. >says i took too long so now theyre doing it themself. >pent up rage at wrongful execution 500 years ago builds up >guess i didnt deal with that trauma as well as i thought >animefight.jpeg >literally kill death themself. >shadow people come back to drag me back underground >wait no, theyre actually asking me if i want to be death now since i killed them >or i can go back underground and sleep peacefully for the rest of time and dream of my former life >show me what will happen if i choose to take the scythe >looks boring and lonely as shit to do for the rest of forever >show me my ex-husband and son who i will dream of if i go back >really struggle with it >remember that guy i was hired to find >remember clownpeople i bonded with while hunting his ass >god it has to be lonely for him to be the only dead guy walking on earth huh. >fine.jpeg >everyone is shocked to see me come back >they were sure i was gonna peace out after that bullshit >lolno.jpeg >tell dude hes stuck with my annoying ass now >he acts super irritated with it >end up spending time around him because our jobs cross paths >hes kinda funny in a mildly frightening way >deliberately spend more time around him because its not like theres anyone else around >shit hes kinda cool >shit hes kinda hot in a dead guy way what do i do, i think im in love with him now.

#paperheart.txt #god i have to . tag this now #parental death tw #death ment tw #ask 2 tag #i feel ike theres probably more but idk what else would need tagged so #childbirth tw #????#s/i: jane fletcher

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Special guests:

Quackity

Schlatt

hello everyone and welcome back to the first ever l’manbergian presidential debate. today we have pog 2020, represented by wilbur soot, and swag 2020, represented by quackity hq. once again, i want a good clean debate, am i understood?

Yes, understood.

Sure, I understand.

okay, first question, same as the vice presidents. what do you love most about l’manberg?

L’Manburg is my second greatest creation, a home, and safe place for the people who live there. For the first time since I arrived in the Smp, I feel safe while I’m within the borders, and I know that this is a sentiment shared throughout the citizens. That is what I love most, the safety, the peace.

Only second greatest? I would've thought that this would be your first greatest creation. I guess your ego isn't that big now is it, Soot? Anyways, what I love the most about L'Manburg is its persistence. Through all that's happened, the citizens still found a way to push forward and bring this beautiful nation to what it is today, I find that extremely admirable.

I have a son, you dumbass.

I'm sorry I failed to take that into account. Isn't it a bit unprofessional to call me a dumbass during a presidential debate?

About as professional as calling me an egotist.

I apologize, Mr. President.

And I apologize as well, Quackity. I believe we’re ready for our next talking point, Fundy?

uhh, yeah, yeah. so, uh, now that we know what you love about l’manberg, what’s something you would like to improve about the country?

Entertainment. What I've seen so far is that this country lacks in the entertainment department. Sure, there are a couple things to do, but there's nothing big and grand that would pull everyone together, like a festival. If I am to win this election, I will host festivals to bring the residents together. Sort of like one big bonding event.

First and foremost I would like to look into continuing negotiations with Dream about the peaceful expansions of our borders. I would also like to strengthen our economy, by introducing trade, and opening more businesses within our nation.

But how are you going to continue your negotiations with Dream when he was the one who started a war with you. He's the one who provoked you, how do you think that this will end peacefully? I feel like he's just going to start another war if you try to expand, is that really what you want, Wilbur?

We have been expanding, Quackity. That’s what the fence is, it outlines our borders. That’s why I said “continue” not “start”.

This is still a losing battle. Dream will see this as you provoking him. He's a sensitive guy when it comes to this, he will do anything he can to shut you down again. War lurks on the horizon if you do this.

Why are you and Tubbo so insistent on the walls coming down for expansion if it’s apparently a bad idea? I’m suggesting expansion, with the walls, satisfying those like you, and those like me.

We agreed that we would look into taking down the walls. I never said anything about expansion. Yes that's a discrepancy between me and my Vice Presidential candidate that we need to work out. We will discuss this further later but again, I never said anything about expansion in the first place, just removing the walls.

It seems to me like your party is in shambles Quackity, how can you successfully run a nation if you can’t even ensure you and your running mate are on the same page?

Our party is not in shambles Wilbur. This is a mere wrinkle that I said we would talk through later. I am sure we can come to an easy solution, but as it stands, SWAG is for removal of the walls, and expansion is up for discussion. Can we have the next question please?

sure. quackity, you’re an outsider coming into this country. what makes you think you’re the best choice for the job?

I believe I am the best choice for this job because I have seen it from an outsider's point of view so I see what they see and I think I can bring new and interesting ideas to the table. Such as the idea of hosting festivals to bring everyone together.

wilbur, what makes you the best choice for this job?

I’ve been president for some time now, I’ve lead our great nation through war and peacetime alike, and I know what it takes to keep a country stable. I’m a L’Manberg citizen, and I have been since the beginning, and I only want to do what’s best for this country and those who live in it.

alright, thank you both. this is the end of the debate, let’s finish off with your closing statements.

L’Manburg is my home, it has been since the beginning and I would love it to be until the day I die. All I want for this country is peace and prosperity, and I’m willing to work hard and make decisions I may not be entirely happy with to do so. I know I cannot be president forever, but I would love to be for as long as you all will have me.

L'Manburg is in need of a change and I can provide that change with new ideas. I will make the best decisions I can with the help and knowledge of my Vice President.

okay, once again, thank you. having listened to both sides and point, the winner of the first l’manbergian presidential debate is-

Wilbuurrr Soot— you motherfucker—!

[J Schlatt stumbles into the room. He is… not sober…]

um, excuse me, we’re in the middle of something here

No…

Oh Fuck Off, you Fox Boy.

[He looks directly at Wilbur and Tommy.]

So this is the Cheerleading Duo of the century!

Schlatt I can explain-

Explain what? Wil? The fact that you and your Vice lied to me about your cheerleading— thingy… to get a political endorsement? Do you really think I’m that stupid???

You’re telling me if I was honest you wouldn’t have done the same fucking thing?!

[Quackity watches, eyes wide with amusement, a smug smile on his face.]

Pfft— I dunno! If you just asked for the video— I might of just given you a proper video. Or maybe I would of shown up in support of you. Who fucking knows! You sure won’t!

[Schlatt paused and takes a good look at Quackity.]

Don’t act all over the moon now— you fucking suck too! I listened to you two debate! We got Liars vs. Lack of Communicators, and I can’t tell which ones fucking worse!

What are you saying?

It's not my fault Tubbo didn't reach out to me!

I’m— WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Proceed.

[He mocks Wilbur.]

Gods, when did you get so pretentious?

[He shakes his head.]

I don’t fucking give a shit about your dumb election. But by gods, if you’re gonna do it, the people should deserve the truth. Wilbur Soot and Tommy Innit lied to me in order to get an endorsement. I do not support Pog2020… and actually… I fucking prefer Duck face and Goat horns over there. What’s your two’s party called—?

Swag2020.

[Quackity raises an eyebrow, intrigued]

Both of your parties’ names are shit…

But I rather side with Swag2020 because even though they can’t fucking communicate to save their lives, at least they’re honest about it!

Fuck you, Wilbur.

Fuck you too.

can we get back to politics?

[Wilbur sigh.]

Yeah go ahead, who won?

okay. the winner of the first l’manbergian presidential debate is…the party of pog 2020, represented by wilbur soot.

Thank you Fundy, I’m really proud of what you did here today. Now if you’ll all excuse me, I need to get back to my office. It’s been nice seeing most of you today.

#public speaking #furry noises #special guest

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