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the-commonplace-book · 1 year

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woosh woosh anemo babyyyyy

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welcometoteyvat · 4 months

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ga-ming/gaming/嘉明:

mr. tea drinker. escorts cargo from yilong wharf (somewhere in chenyu vale) to liyue harbor. chenyu vale is known for tea leaf growing. where are tea leaves grown irl????? see below

SOUTHERNER??? southerner confirmed????

tea drinker and dim sum enjoyer.........

wushou -> 舞兽 -> literally translated as "beast dancing" -> it's just lion dance but with a knockoff lion ig

TIL! seems that he's based off the red/black lion known as guan gong / kwan kung / 关公!

irl, they look like this (which also explains where his black/red color scheme comes from)

this specific lion is one of 3, the other two are 2 other historical figures from romance of the 3 kingdoms (liu bei and zhang fei. this one comes from guan yu)

his constellation name is Leo Expergiscens which means awakening lion. it's 醒狮 in chinese, which is another name for lion dance used in canton/guangdong !!!

NO INCOME FROM LION DANCING T_T it's his side hustle.....

your honor he's perfect please release him alr

#these are all ramblings!!! made for fun etc etc also first map is obv half a meme so pls dont take too seriously #i do think it's funny that he's even more blatantly canto than the way that yun.jin is beijinger.#gaming genshin #ga-ming #嘉明 #ga ming #gaming genshin impact #ga'ming #????????????? fandom should decide on a tag......soon pls #genshin impact #ramblings!#teyvat thoughts #CAN YOU TELL IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HIM WHEKJGHIWUEIJFK chewing him like a piece of gum

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notelcol · 28 days

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Hu Tao’s promotional tactics are getting worse guys….😵‍💫

#genshin impact #Genshin #Teyvat #wangsheng funeral parlor #hu tao genshin impact #hu tao #genshin memes #genshin headcanons #Liyue #gaming

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themiliti · 3 days

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the plot of genshin impact is literally so funny to me because it’s literally just:

1st quest: beat the shit out of a dragon with the help of a god.

2nd quest: help a god fake his own death, but he’s also a dragon. And then beat the shit out of a god anyways

3rd quest: beat the shit out of a god with the help of her lesbian fox.

4th quest: beat the shit out of a god with the help of a god.

5th quest: beat the shit out of a god, with the law, while a dragon helps you

#humor #funny shit #genshin impact #genshin #genshin memes #archons #archon quests #teyvat #no because can’t I just find my sibling without haven’t to beat the shit out of so many people?

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spacebubblehomebase · 9 months

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Had to make something for the two of my most favorite characters in Genshin! The underrated protagonists of Teyvat! And of course, our trusty emergency foo- I mean, friend that is Paimon! =) This was supposed to be posted a year or so ago, but I never had the energy to finish it until now. After turning my recent stress into motivation, I hereby dump this mess to all of you! Enjoy! ^v^

-Bubbly💙

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m1d-45 · 9 months

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Heizou - decks creator

Creator - ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this

you. you get it.

#m1d : [chats]#nobody tempt me with memes or i’ll. idk make some poor decisions #anyone: *kills the creator again*#teyvat; already whipping up Fresh Hell: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU #celestia: *makes false god*#celestia: why would teyvat hurt our creator like this #are these funny no but i’m in school and Trying #teyvat finding out about the situation like ‘lip- lIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?’#debating actually posting these shit memes #whatever. i already regularly say live laugh love so. live laugh love.

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wisteriawater · 9 months

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I see your "you never see a horse in teyvat" and I raise you;

You never see cows, goats (quadrupedal, leave ganyu out of this) or sheep either so where is the milk and cheese coming from?

Boars?

Foxes?

Squirrel milk? Is it squirrel milk?

Did they alchemize the milk from chalk?

(this is just a joke btw)

#genshin impact #genshin impact rambles #genshin impact theories #theory #genshin impact memes #genshin impact meme #who cares about tags #ive had to think about this and now so do you #dont drink the milk in teyvat

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beardedhandstoadshark · 1 year

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Genshin (crack) theory: So this one dude Afratu (the guy standing near the GIANT ruin guard waaaaay at the southern edge of the desert) says it used to be piloted by a Kharnri‘an called "The Schwanenritter“.

That’s German for "The Swan Knight“.

Mondstadt is (partially) based on Germany, most evident by names like "Der Himmel“ (the sky) for Venti‘s lyre or Mondstadt itself being German for "Moon City“ and wine as a placeholder for beer. What’s rather overlooked however, is it’s connection to fairy tales and the like. Be it the general aesthetics, the library, or most of the books you can collect in Mondstadt being basically fairy tales. One of which is about a certain someone named Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, whose title translates to "Princess of Damnation“.

She‘s the ruler of an elusive but grand kingdom, capable of doing glorious feats, traveling the universe, and her loyal knights of the Immernachtsreich (Eternal Night Kingdom) Kingdom are Ravens - black birds.

During the second summertime event, we have seen what that place looks like, not just on the overworld, but as part of her quest illusion world, where buildings lay sideways or even turned upside down as part of perspective puzzles. On the overworld, we instead deal with stories trying to look though deception and shine light on the liars.

Now tell me,

have you heard about the rumor

that the sky of Teyvat is fake?

Yeah.

The Immernachtsreich is not only real, it’s Kharnri‘ah. They’re one and the same. That‘s why it’s called that- because the new sky is fake, and the truth is hidden in the stars. That’s why the event was full of geometry puzzles, because - just like Ventis statue- it’s all turned wrong. And that’s why, whenever a new BP season starts, story only ever talks about a corrupted princess, regardless of who we choose to play as. Because while it may be the beginning of our story, it was never that of our sibling. It’s of the Princess of Damnation.

Supposed ruler of a kingdom steeped in eternal night, an Abyss. Made to believe she has always been part of Teyvat because all the memories and proof of her true self were erased by the Akasha for a cause yet unknown, as we‘ve seen it‘s possible to tamper with the information of the very world, and is how our sibling most likely erased any trace of his connections to any world other than Teyvat. But unlike our sibling, her bond to the other worlds wasn’t changed. And that’s why she thinks she‘s only roleplaying, and not truly the heir. Heck, that’s why she somehow knows the Traveler isn’t from Teyvat either, why she has the Electro vision, or why her signature move causes her eye to shine in the form of The Star. Because in truth, it’s not roleplay at all.

Genshin side of tumblr, I present to you Fischl, Princessin der Verurteilung, deceived by an unknown being to think she‘s the ruler of the Immernachtsreich also known as Kharnri‘ah, but grasping the truth just close enough to remember it’s not real, even if not in the way she thinks…

…and a Descender.

#genshin impact #genshin impact spoilers #sumeru spoilers #<- cuz of the sumeru stuff #genshin theory #well.#genshin crack theory #my apologies for anyone who disabled shorten posts #yknow that guy connecting strings on a board meme #that’s how my brain works #TLDR Fischl‘s a descender from idkwhere like the siblings #but funky world manipulation made her think she’s the princess of the immernachtsreich/Khaenri‘ah #BUT it basically glitched out to make her still know it’s fake *somehow*#so they essentially chucked her into Mondstadt with 2 parents as like. Savekeeping #and then they got another try with Traveler‘s sibling #and this time making them part of Teyvat and the abyss actually worked properly #…so it. Still is the siblings story too #it pretty obviously still is they just didn’t bother making new animations for Lumine because early genshin was just Like That #but it sounds cool #as is evident this theory is 100% logical and might as well be integrated into fanon right this instant /j #Matpat could never lmao-

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allykakamatsu · 4 months

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Someone get them Therapy please

#kh x gi au #genshin impact #kingdom hearts #meme #shitpost #Ienzo #zexion #Sora #Xiao #Venti #barbatos #Teyvat invent therapy plz-

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pbart86 · 2 years

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Sumeru's fun photo clicking event (comic by me)

#digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #artwork #illustration #digital drawing #art #genshin impact #drawing #sumeru #genshin imagines #genshin headcanons #teyvat #genshin memes #genshin comic #genshin funny #genshin fanfic #genshin fanart #genshin memepact

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the-commonplace-book · 1 year

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been a while since the genshin fandom's collectively gone this apeshit over a character

#memes of teyvat #kaveh #baizhu #genshin impact #genshin 3.6 #f; genshin #this event really did add fuel to the fire (affectionate)#less than a day before the new banner!#i have literally everything pre-farmed for kaveh so I can get him leveled and added to the team right away #if i get baizhu that'd be nice too but #kaveh kaveh kaveh kaveh

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delusionaid · 8 months

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I'm awake but at what cost ☕🥱

#( out of teyvat. )#i need to work on mEMES TODAY #i owe so many of you

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welcometoteyvat · 2 months

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@apologems here, some shenhe & baizhu for you [random character pairs asks] thanks for your patience because this is really late and enjoy <3

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The light fragrance of qingxin emanates from the little brown pills in Shenhe's palm. It will not change how the pills taste, though, so she downs them all at once.

… They're not as bitter as she expected. The taste is like… like regret softened with honey, a tinge of sweetness lingering in her throat. Something indescribable dislodges itself from Shenhe’s chest, escapes in a barely perceptible sigh. When she looks back up, two pairs of eyes—gold, crimson—human, snake—are gazing intently at her.

“Swallowed it without even a sip of water! You must have taken a lot of bitter medicine before.” The snake draped around the doctor’s neck speaks in a sing-song voice, blinking owlishly up at her. Shenhe stares back at it—and although she is not good at reading humans, and snakes even less, she thinks it seems a bit surprised that she hasn’t yet looked away. When it lowers its head a moment later, suddenly timid, Shenhe feels an inexplicable bubble of satisfaction pressing against the bindings of her red ropes.

The corners of Baizhu’s serpent eyes turn down unhappily, and he frowns a little. “Changsheng. Manners.” And then, to her, in a gentler voice, "Here. Take this dried goji and haw; it’ll wash out any of the remaining bitterness.” He takes out a burlap satchel from one of the many little cabinets behind the front desk, and places it carefully in her still outstretched hands.

“Thank you… Mr. Baizhu— Doctor.” She can’t quite remember what the person before her had said before leaving, but… any parting phrase should suffice, right? None of the other adepti chide Master when she leaves their gatherings without any goodbyes, after all.

“No need; this is simply part of my job.” Shenhe must have said the right thing, because Baizhu is smiling graciously, waving away her thanks. Shenhe follows the crescent-moon curve of his pale lips all the way to the premature crow’s feet crinkling at the corners of his eyes, and wonders if the years have been unkind to him. As she studies Baizhu’s amber irises and vertical pupils, her thoughts wander to the tomes of adeptal transformation arts squirreled away in a corner of her master’s abode. She wonders how long it has taken him to reach this form, for it almost rivals her master’s in its beauty.

“Ah—on another note, I don’t recall filling a prescription for you in Bubu Pharmacy before? Is it your first time coming here?” Baizhu peers at her carefully over his oval glasses, eyes like yellow jade and Hulao amber. Shenhe holds his eye contact, and then—slowly, slowly, like the boiling of medicine and the flow of ages past, Baizhu’s gaze becomes something… vaster, something… boundless—and suddenly, Shenhe’s falling, rushing past the sights and sounds of Liyue as experienced by generation after generation of disciples and masters and masters and disciples and the ever-present white snake wound around their necks. And then, just as suddenly she is back in the pharmacy, and Baizhu’s eyes are simply circular drops of molten gold, and he has a concerned expression on his face.

“Shenhe, are you alright? Apologies if my question was too prying; I was merely curious.”

“No. I have never been here.”

“Well, in that case, welcome to Bubu Pharmacy. May your coming days be full of good health.”

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A/N: these two are an absolutely slept on character pair thanks for opening my eyes. sorry that nothing consequential happens in this fic i wanted to squeeze in something about not listening to fate and baizhu looking up her name for connections to the adepti etc. but that didn't happen and ive been stuck on it for 2 weeks so i threw in the towel and said to myself that i'll put it in a more-inspired sequel. sorry if this is again confusing. if there's only 1 take home message you get from this I hope it's that baizhu is A SICKLY ASS MAN (please take care of yourself)

and ofc, if ooc let me know, i heart feedback etc etc. open call for shenhe and baizhu likers to give me their theses on either character because i need to Understand them and study them under a microscope

crossposted to ao3 too ig