Prompt:
Jason is terrified of Damian al Ghul-Wayne.
Talia dipped him in the Pit, fed him lies, put him through the worst kinds of pain possible for the sake of training and turned him into a monster that went to heel when called. A monster even Ra’s was wary of.
He’s terrified of Damian, because if his mother managed to manipulate and play him like a fiddle, then she must have taught the same to her son.
Damian, who only has memories of a catatonic Jason cooing at him, cuddling him and protecting him, is becoming progressively more distressed by Jason’s perpetual cold shoulder and skittish behavior whenever Jason sees him.
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I know I talk about perv jeongin A LOT but like.. imagine every time he hugs you he gets a boner <33 he has zero self control and you enable him by getting on your knees or mindlessly jerking him off whenever he needs :3
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Sometimes I see posts about how "I, Strahd" Tatyana has the personality of a cardboard but I don't think I agree honestly.
We only see her in very few scenes (all from Strahd's POV) and she's always very gentle and soft spoken.
Which makes completely sense since she was a lowborn orphan trying to make a good impression on her future brother in law, who is not only the ruler of the valley but also a feared war criminal. Of course she would try to be as nice as possible in front of him.
I also think that Strahd was extremely genuine in thinking he was in love with Tatyana, it's just that he never really knew her the way Sergei did. He only knew a facet.
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Consider: Arthur keeping his word about making peace with the Druids (*side-eyes BBC*) and the next time they come across one of those small shrines, he's a lil uncomfy still but is doing his best like, "what's this one for? Should we go around or...?" Because this one isn't as subtly creepy as the last one, there are no "def haunted" vibes, it's just a kind of rough cairn of stacked stone and branches, and it's got flowers all over it, candle stubs and incense sticks, little jars of honeycomb, sweetmeats, preserves, etc.
And it's Percival (hc he was raised in a Druid camp, even if he doesn't have magic) is like, "No, it's fine, this one is for Emrys."
Cue Arthur asking about Emrys, and Percival explaining he's supposedly the living son of the Triple Goddess, born to heal the wounds of the Old Religion (he's tactful enough to not mention who made those wounds *coughcough*kingcunt*cough*) and the offerings are made to show kindness and peace, and to aid him in his duty (sure enough, those flowers and herbs are all medicinal).
"Why's it so important to keep him happy?" It's Gwaine who asks, irreverent and curious.
And Percival tells them the story of the High Priestess Nimueh, who tried to turn her power against Emrys's through the magic of life and death. So Emrys created a great storm over the Isle of the Blessed and called down the wrath of rain and lightning to unmake her.
They're all so absorbed in storytelling that nobody notices Merlin sitting off to the side and sweating like a hooker talking to a beat cop.
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Bonus points if Merlin sneaks over to take some of the offerings, against his better judgement bc he should not be encouraging this but he's got a killer sweet tooth and nobody in Camelot can make decent sweetmeats, apparently, and some of these herbs are pretty rare.
Double bonus if Percival or Elyan sees him do it and are like, "bro you gon be so cursed," and Merlin doesn't know how to explain that no he's not sacrilegious, these are for him, they're offerings, they were offered, and not entirely realising he's being paid the magical equivalent of ye olde protection racket.
*also side-eyes bbc* yeah...this would have been awesome to have...excuse me while i go sharpen my knives, completely unrelated to this ask i assure you
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Robin: So, now that you’re together. Do you wine and dine Eddie, the famous King Steve style?
Steve: More like whine and dine...
Eddie: HEY.
Steve: ...which is when he gets high...
Eddie: THAT WAS ONE SINGLE TIME!
Steve: ...and wakes me up at 2 AM to make him grilled cheese for the munchies.
Robin: ...
Steve: And then asks me to get up again to cut off the crusts.
Robin: ...
Steve: HALF AN HOUR LATER, EDDIE. IT TOOK YOU HALF AN HOUR TO NOTICE YOUR GRILLED CHEESE HAS CRUSTS.
Eddie: I was admiring the labor of your love too much to notice.
Robin: Steve, I need to ask you something.
Steve: Yes, Robin. I did get up and cut off the crusts.
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DISCLAIMER: I really need to rewatch all Alien Stage videos but I'm procrastinating and I don't think I can handle seeing them again skskkdndkdnd inaccuracies abound because I'm basing this off of what I remember
Still not over Round 6 so here's me having more thoughts.
Is there a possibility that, in his final moments, Ivan realized that his death wasn't as insignificant to Till as he thought it would be?
Ivan may not be confident regarding his feelings for Till, nor Till's feelings for him (while not romantic, still holds significance because that is someone you grew up with, dying for you). But if there's one thing he is, it's observant. He likely realizes what Till's expression meant when he fell to the ground.
He has likely thought for a long time that even if he dies, Till won't feel devastated about it. Because Till's world is Mizi, and he's never going to be part of that world. He's aware of that.
But perhaps, in those last moments, seeing the devastation in Till's eyes as he falls to the ground, he realizes he's actually something to Till. It may not be the love and devotion Till has for Mizi, but it's something.
And Ivan, he's selfish. Not that I judge him for that, all humans are selfish. But, perhaps, he felt even a bit of happiness as he died because he's become something to Till, even if it's too late.
To know that he has managed to carve a place in the heart of his God, his universe, the boy who shines as bright as the meteor showers he fell in love with as a child. I wonder, did that make him happy, even just a little bit?
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remember that one episode in rottmnt when leo and mikey were being overly competitive while working as waiters for hueso and doing the whole “whoever wins this gets to be the all time champ of tomorrow”
okay imagine same concept, but w leo and donnie and it’s “whoever wins this gets to be the claim oldest for tomorrow.”
and it’s just them doing stupid shit or on low energy days it’s literally rick paper scissors or smth ahA.
bc splinter probably didn’t rlly know who was older and just chose at leo at random and didn’t think much of it
which irritates donnie to no end because you KNOW leo would pull the older brother card 24/7.
donnie constantly being like “see this is why dad should’ve named ME as the oldest.” “yeah but he didn’t sucks to suck.”
eventually everyone got tired of the bickering and that’s how the oldest competitions came to be.
except it didn’t make the bickering any better at all in fact it’s worse and now everyone else just suffers pfff
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