#mine mine mine you can’t have them

[em-prentiss]

No because how did Emily convince Mr-I’m-so-independent-I-don’t-like-anyone-taking-care-of-me to let her pick him up and drop him off in her car at least twice?? And what made her specifically reach out? He’s her boss, their relationship isn’t as ‘strong’ as her relationships with her colleagues, who are definitely her friends by now, but with Hotch you can tell there’s this boundary between him and everyone. You could argue that she wasn’t as close to him as say Dave, and out of all the others she’s known him the shortest.

I would give anything to have seen how that conversation went.

Emily: are you cleared to drive?

Hotch: yes

Emily: not on my watch, I’ll pick you up at 9

Hotch: …..

Emily: (eyebrow raise)

Hotch: whatever

I have no proof to back up this point but I am CERTAIN that if anyone else tried it he wouldn’t have let them. I don’t think any of them would have reached out in that way anyway.

Conclusion, he’s down bad your honor.

#hotchniss #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner x emily prentiss #criminal minds #aaron x emily #I am so not normal about them #season 5 Hotch is mine #season 5 Emily is mine #season 5 hotchniss is mine #mine mine mine you can’t have them

[marisatomay]

“you don’t owe anyone anything” actually you owe everyone everything!!! you OWE your table server and your coworkers and the elderly person you pass on the street and the dog on its walk and the child toddling along in the park and the driver trying to merge next to you and the pregnant person standing on public transport KINDNESS in return for theirs!! the connections we build are what give life meaning!!!

#a buddy of mine is a server and is getting ROASTED on twitter for complaining about #how often nowadays people will just completely ignore her when she greets them and asks how they are and what can she get them started with #and when they DO finally acknowledge that she Exists they’re rude about it all #and how demoralizing and dehumanizing it is #and of course people have taken this and decided that being told it’s rude to ignore that your server exists is actually ableist #like jesus fucking christ you people can’t do anything huh #like i’m serious i’m ND and have terrible days where i go mute sometimes and you know what i do? #do my best to not go out places that require social interaction but if i Must then i’m not a prick to the people i come across #because my issues aren’t their fault. and i owe it to them to not make their lives harder. #anyway i’m so angry for bailey people are so awful grow up and have some fucking AGENCY

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Sun Kissed

Apollo appears in the cabin randomly, scaring the fuck out of Will, and grins. “Hey son!”

Will glares at the god, throwing a pencil at him. “Man I was just about finish up for the night. What do you want now?”

Ignoring the obvious annoyance, Apollo walks over the remainder of the way and cups Will’s face, kissing his cheeks and nose. Pulling back, keeping his hands on Will, Apollo grins widely. “I felt your skills grow this week. I’m very proud.”

Will flushes a deep red but softens in his father’s grip. “Ya well, Percy came through. Always something new to learn with him.”

Again, Apollo leans in and kisses his face a few times - obnoxiously overly dramatic and wet, causing Will to scrunch his nose in disgust. “Ew, stop it.”

Dodging the gabs, Apollo again pulls away. “How are your siblings? I also felt a few of them hitting a few of the new marks at the range.” His thumbs rub along Will’s cheeks.

Staring at Apollo, Will narrows his eyes. Yes, Apollo has been affectionate after the Lester incident, but this was a different level. “Are you alright?”

“Hm? Oh I’m wonderful. Tell me, are you doing well?”

_

It takes twenty minutes to get his father to go back to Olympus, and the only reason he does it because Nico comes to collect his boyfriend for the night.

“Hey babe.” Will sighs tiredly as he loops their arms together.

Nico doesn’t answer, grinning at Will.

“What?”

Tapping his face, Nico snorts. “Look in the mirror.”

Frowning, Will lets go of Nico and wonders over to the sink and stares in the mirror.

“That mother fucker-“

His face is covered in new freckles.

#headcanon that Apollo randomly comes to bother his kids #and kisses them a million times to give them new marks #that say ‘this one is mine and you can’t have it’ #apollo #apollo pjo #apollo kids #will solace #will and Apollo #will and nico #nico di angelo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo fanfic

[h3artshapedkisses]

It’s the way you can tell most of the lesbian community are full of bi-hets just by how enraged they are by a lesbian saying she’s proud to have never kissed, dated or had sex with a man. Why are you offended by homosexuality? Shouldn’t you be happy for her? Hm..

Also I hate when the fauxbians who have never had sex with a man are like “I just never happened to have sex with a men because no man wanted me lolll I’m a gold star but ashamed to call myself one :((.” Like as very femme young woman who never has done anything even slightly romantic with a men but has had boys ask me to be their girlfriend and even male friends try to ask me for intimacy since a very young age, and has had to put her foot down and firmly say no ever single time, its so weird that they are deliberately erasing gold star’s life experiences to just being “ugly”. If you would have then you are a bisexual. Full stop.

#God we are so fucked #And the worst part about this is it isn’t even new like even older western butch lesbian are fake homosexuals who are just ugly bisexuals #And don’t fit into the male gaze #That’s why they cant imagine femme and conventially attractive women like me being gold star #To them gold star is ‘never got fucked by a man’ not never wanted to have any romance or intimacy with a man #Because if a man asked them out they would have said yes because they are bi #they can’t even began to imagine true female homosexuality that’s why they speak over us gold stars #This is why they either love wearing strap ons or getting strapped too(pillow princess or stone) i blame the older bid-hets once again #Cause they can’t imagine any sex without a dick because to them that is the most ideal form of sex #I am a gold star willingly you idiot not by accident dick lover #They also truly can’t imagine never once wanting to be with a man #To them its just a missed oportunity #Sorry this is so long but yea #Like I’m sorry but older lesbians who aren’t willingly gold star don’t represent me or stand for me #They don’t speak up for me or even want me in their spaces and i sure as hell don’t want them in mine

[philosophical]

just because I want everyone to see what my new tattoo looked like immediately after it was finished 🥰

#also I have underwear on so don’t be weird #you just can’t see them from that angle lol #my tattoos #girls with tattoos #tattoos #traditional tattoo #tattooed girls #tattooed women #peony tattoo #girls with ink #myself #mine #personal #self #curvy girls

[trash-can-sam]

Neither of them actually hate each other anymore they’re just dramatic.

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #andrey stamatin #artemy burakh #Dandrartemy #we’re still rolling with that name #technically it’s #dandrey #burakovsky #implied yk #daniil I can’t believe you’re running late for your dinner date with your current husband and ex university roommate situationship #it’s important to me that you know that Andrey made the cake even though Artemy and Daniil told him not to bring anything #he also brought the wine #it’s also #andretemy #to me #I’m so deep in the andrey/daniil/artemy mines #the amount of concepts I have… the mind will boggle if I actually complete them. #my art

[mumblesplash]

man i’ve had pretty serious art block before in the past but it was always more a lack of inspiration/irl stuff draining all my energy, currently Not having art block but getting hit by my first bout EVER of feeling like i just straight up can’t make anything that’s good enough and oh my god how do people deal with this

#i have zero mental defenses against this bc it’s never happened to me #like i know i’m being stupid here bc i feel like everything ive ever drawn is somehow worse than anything anyone else has ever drawn #which first of all cannot possibly be the case bc art is subjective and also i’m not that special #and second of all ‘this means i’m bad at everything’ is not a reaction i have EVER had to art i consider ‘better’ than mine #i’ve always just been excited by the opportunity to learn how to do a new cool art thing i couldn’t do before #like what is happening here why did my brain broke #on the bright side this doesn’t seem to be even slowing me down from writing and drawing things and posting them anyway #but i could really do without the accompanying dramatics in the back of my head #‘you can’t post this you are an affront to art history and the whole of humanity’ shut Up brain it’s literally minecraft fanart for fun #anyway all this to say. thank you everyone being nice in the notes of my silly lil poems you’re gonna make me cry #mumbling

[fishyfarms]

August likes to paint nails to destress. Luckily for her, Harvey actually enjoys getting his nails painted. A win win scenario!

#stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv farmer #sdv fanart #sdv oc #harvey sdv #sdv #smaller post than usual #been busy!!!! #but I’ve got stuff cooking in the back dw #also I like to think that Jas and Vincent are ECSTATIC during their checkups when they see Harvey’s nails #Jas: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS LIKE MINE? #Vincent would ask Harvey to paint his nails #and (after checking with Jodi ofc) #he’d call August and be like hey you have a new client #she can’t do funky designs or anything special but #it makes her happy #and Harvey looks GOOD with them #anyways I’m rambling my bad

[loverboybrightsideghost]

zoscar, as promised 😌

#bluebird.txt #bluebird’s art #rqg #rusty quill gaming #zoscar #i’m so proud of this you don’t understand #is it amazing no but i think it’s pretty gosh darn good #and the most important part is i had hella fun drawing it <3 #just a man and his significant annoyance <3 #platonic life partners zoscar truly means so much to me. #i’m a little self conscious but you know what no. Look At My Art Boy. #i don’t really keep my art style super consistent in terms of like the brushes i use or whether i always draw realistic-er or how i color #but i am curious what some immutable elements my art may have if it does have them. like what are the things that i can’t notice? what are #the things that may indicate my art is mine that i don’t notice? what gives me away? #just musing. anyways hehe ZOSCAR!!!!

[probablygayattorneys]

So for my birthday, one of my best friends got me this.

As I understand it, it was a pre-order bonus for the crossover game and had five tracks from the soundtrack and also came with a snippet of film from a cutscene that was made but then cut or something? My friend wasn’t very clear.

Here’s a better look at my snippet. Anyone have any ideas what it might have been of?

#professor layton vs phoenix wright #PLvPW spoilers #I mean probably not but just to be safe #and yes I have the most amazing friends in the world and no I do not deserve them #but they are still mine and you can’t have them #it looks kind of like fire? maybe the fire that destroyed the town the night of the festival? #but that cutscene wasn’t cut was itv #is this even cut or #there’s no way they make cutscenes for video games on film reels #c’mo #what the hell is this #queue takumi defense squad

[desperatecheesecubes]

Thinking about how in The Hunger Games the management team was dressing and presenting Katniss and Peeta as a set from the start, even before Peeta told anyone he was in love with Katniss and that became then going strategy. It becomes clear throughout the series that all of them were or become active in the rebellion so it seems clear to me that the intention was just to be subversive. ‘Just the perfect touch of rebellion’ as Haymitch says.

And then of course it all helps them sell the love story.The prep teams would have probably mentioned how Katniss and Peeta reassured each other after the opening ceremonies, how Katniss kissed Peeta on the cheek. Any of the trainers could have spoken about how they were always together for all three days of instruction. There were almost certainly guards watching the two of them on the roof, talking to each other, Peeta giving Katniss his jacket when she’s cold. And there’s no way none of their classmates noticed the two of them watching each other in school through the years. Hell Peetas whole family probably knew about his crush, we know they all knew Katniss.

‘Peeta must have been playing that angle all along’ ‘mostly Peeta really, there’s no question he’s carrying this romance thing on his shoulders.’ Katniss just didn’t get to see all the interviews they did that were telling her side of the love story.

#mine #hunger games meta #the hunger games #literature #I feel like I’m making two seperate points here but fuck it this isn’t an essay they’re going in one single post #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #haymitch abernathy #anyway you can’t really tell but this is part of my ‘Effie was a rebel’ propaganda #I forgot about how Haymitch could have talked about how the both of them IMMEDIATELY started bragging about each other accomplishments #completely normal behavior for two people who don’t feel any particular way about each other and are definitely totally strangers #nailed it you guys!!!

[glitterparpaing]

the fatherless gay trans experience of seeing hannibal lecter as a father figure, a crush and gender envy

#all of them so intertwined that you can’t pick one without the others having an influence on it #me: i would let this man adopt me & ruin my life #me: also i would like to look like him #my bsf: absolutely not u wouldn’t #anyway im ok guys😃 #mine #hannibal #queer #lgbtq #gay #trans

[yoohyeontual]

Kpop stans reblog this post and tell us in the tags what’s your favorite song(s) by your ult(s) group(s) / soloist(s) 💜

#mine are : #DC : too many to count but i have a soft spot for You and I and propose #Monsta x : Oh my !!! it’s actually my fave song in the world #Wonho : I’m actually not sure I love them but losing you make me cry #Loona : Star #stayc : So bad and young luv #chungha : Dream of you but I also really love love me out loud #Yena : Smiley #SNSD : I got a boy #Jessica : Big mini world #4minute : so many but I have a soft spot for I’ll teach you #idk if it was already done but I can’t remember #if it flops it flops jfbsjdns #ok to reblog #alex.txt #kpop

[j-esbian]

why are people so weird about silence

#like 5 times in the past week it has come up #every time someone walks into the room where i’m working they’re like ‘haha you should turn the radio on’ i don’t want to #i’m the only one in here #was helping another guy set up a machine and he was like ‘you can put your headphones in. i’ve got mine that’s why i’m not talking’ like #cool bro. i didn’t even know it would have been an issue if you hadn’t said something. i think that’s just on you #and at dnd another person was talking about how weird and quiet their tattoo artist is bc she doesn’t talk and i was like #god that sounds IDEAL #why do people assume silence is inherently awkward and uncomfortable. why can’t we just sit and enjoy it #or at least. if you feel those things why do you need to project it onto others #this is why i hate that ppl online will talk about ‘neurodivergent swag’ to mean like. ‘never shuts up’ #if someone wants to talk i’m not going to actively stop them but like. your experiences are not universal

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

*Me when I was young and naive, being a gryffindor and holding a Harry Potter book and waving my wand that lit up when I shook it*: omg I love jk Rowling so much I wanna be like her when ur grow up—

*Me now, gay and trans, opening ao3 to read another wolfstar fanfic on my phone after reading “the sun and the star” and another kanej fic, being a slytherin even tho on the test it said ravenclaw, smirking deviously*: oh she-who-must-not-be-named would hate me so much

#i fucking hate jk Rowling so much #fuck her #if I ever met her I’d be all nice and polite then I’d be like ‘anyways what’re ur pronouns mine are they/them’ #‘tho I am experimenting he him’ #I’m proud of the fact that she would probably call security on me #fuck jkr #anti transphobes #yes percy Jackson #Rick Riordan is everything jkr pretends to be #leigh bardugo #is a queen #six of crows is a work of art #also I just feel like the marauders would get along with the crows #I’ll have to look for some fics #ao3 #lmao I can’t believe I used to think I was a Griffindor tho #also that the pottermore test puts me in ravenclaw like I’ll fucking burn u if you put me in a house where people have standards #anyways #marauders #sorry about all these tags I just have a lot of suppressed rage #all reserved for jkr ofc

[rusty-gloinks]

Sorry that post is like the MOST stupid post I’ve seen methinks LOL!!!! "Oh man you didn’t get the character design right,KILLS YOU…." CRIES!!!!!!!!! "GET THE EYES RIGHT???? OMG!!!!!KILLS YOU" CRIES AGAI

#Wrenbles #DUDE #Visors are hard as shit to draw already .do you wanna try drawing themAHWBWHSJSJJ #YKNOW HOW BORRRRINGGG IT WOULD BE IF THERE WAS NO STYLIZATION IN THA WORLD!!!!!!! #like.where would the inspiration come from…..theres no one I can aspire to be like if they have the same style as mine #🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 #And I love when people draw visors differently.when i want to eat them I’m being serious it’s like an interest of mine…theyre so shineys #If you can’t appreciate how people draw things differently then frankly you should not be judging people’s art…..🤧🤧