#my favourite condiment kings....

[chrono-the-babe]

POV: you just auditioned for Medina's Got Talent and these are the judges

#chrono trigger #chronotrigger #クロノトリガー #fanart #flea #slash #Ozzie #im op #my favourite condiment kings.... #i have so much fun drawing them i need to do it more #this is a little bonus on another dumb magland meme I'm doing but hehehehe >:) #also i forgot to check the tag and queue up some posts before i moved into my new apartment so whoops #but there's been a lot of lovely new content in the tags so I've just gone through and made a queue while I'm still technically offline #i don't get internet until next weekend but I'll still be checking here on occasion fhjjhg #anyway. 3 gay dads supremacy

[marvelmaniac715]

Random facts about me:

When I was very young I shoved a dark pink bead up my nose and had to have it removed by a doctor - I was devastated when they wouldn’t let me keep it

I was born at midnight

If I’m eating chips (British word for fries) I always use this list of condiments in the following order: vinegar, salt, ketchup, mayonnaise 

The first Chucky film I watched was Seed of Chucky, and it remains my favourite to this day

I love acting and (if you haven’t noticed from many of my posts) musical theatre, and I’ve been taking acting classes since I was eight, allowing me to be in several end of year showcases and, soon to be two after this summer, plays

I play the Sims 4 religiously and have played it on my MacBook for over 1000 hours, that’s not even mentioning how long I’d play it on my old Xbox!

I met Prince Harry in 2017 at an awards ceremony, I’m mad I wasn’t featured in ‘Spare’

As part of the awards ceremony I also met the actor who plays Julian the pants-less ghost politician on Ghosts, his name is Simon and he was very nice

I don’t like chicken or bacon, the only meat I like is pork sausage and McDonald’s chicken nuggets (they’re really good and I will not be accepting criticism at this time)

I discovered the Chucky movies through the Kill Count

Horror doesn’t scare me, but I hate jump scares because they genuinely make me, well, jump

I mostly watch movies on my iPhone on a minimised screen whilst playing games (usually Bitlife but I sometimes play Roblox as well)

My favourite movies as a child were Beauty and the Beast and Lion King 2 (don’t ask me about Kovu)

If a song on the radio or on my playlist is sung in an American accent, particularly if it’s from a musical, you can bet that I’m singing all of the parts in my best American accent with full emotion, despite my ‘American accent’ whilst talking being truly terrible 

I have a strong passion for Greek and Norse mythology

I live in a city in the UK that was once the first British capital of Rome (google it) and in town centre there’s an old Roman tunnel that I used to (and still love doing if nobody’s looking) march through whilst chanting “Left right left!”

Horrible Histories made me love the gory parts of history, and my favourite eras are the Tudors and the Victorians

#chucky #history #horrible histories #musicals #kill count #disney #fun facts

[liquidsludge]

This was villain tower for October two days ago, as you can see it’s my favourite joke villain to bring up in conversation, because he’s a joke villain, I’m not gonna bother with the big intro because it’s just condiment king.

#dc comics #villain tober #dc #dc fanart #dc universe #doodle #my artwork #condiment king

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Ask Game

once again, i screaming at the fact that so many people are following me wtf. there are entirely too many people out there being influenced by my opinions. it’s crazy. so, as always, here’s an ask game! we’re doing a personal one this time woot woot

an edited version of an ask game by @/toasty-brain-juice

red: describe your favorite shirt orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so? yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated green: do you have a favourite flower? blue: preferred type of weather? purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short? turquoise: favorite sea animal? fuchsia: favorite land animal? cyan: are you religious? spiritual? sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet? violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community? amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen? aqua: do you thrift? pink: what's your natural hair color? beige: have any pets? what're their names? black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan? coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct? grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more maroon: do you care for clothing brands? rose: favourite scent on a person? charcoal: have you ever been camping? claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any? copper: gold or silver jewelry? cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any? emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one? lavender: relationship status? erin: what was/is your best school subject? mauve: any unpopular opinions? coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about? frost: a -core you enjoy? porcelain: an tv show you used to love? gold: do you wear your socks mismatched? honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist? rust: form of art you enjoy doing? ginger: any sideblogs? cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching? wine: do you have a 'type'? mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs? blood: twin beds, queen, or king? hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink? plum: a food you've never tried? lilac: dogs, cats, or fish? amethyst: do you collect anything? mulberry: earbuds or headphones? azure: jean jackets? denim: kill the spider or take it outside? sapphire: do you think you can sing well? mint: favourite flavour of gum? pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up? penny: ice cream or cake? ash: can you do your own makeup? jade: ever written fanfiction? grape: how many blogs do you follow? chestnut: type of phone you have? prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine? aquamarine: beach or pool? brass: least favorite food condiment? mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee? silver: ever broken a bone? burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle? scarlet: favorite holiday? apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash?

#ask game

[romance-de-la-luna]

Okay here we go: my answers to ALL of the asks I reblogged 🙄

Thank you SO MUCH @ginny-lily 🙄

This was so fun 🙄

Describe your favourite shirt

Don't care about clothes enough to have one

If you could, would you change your eye colour?

No

Name of an artist you think is underappreciated

Emy Taliana

Favourite flower?

Dandelion

Preferred type of weather?

Storms

A poem you think describes your closest friend?

Hmm let me write one: PURE EVIL. BUT I LOVE HER. THE END.

Do you keep your fingernails long or short?

Short (for climbing)

Favourite sea animal?

Don't have one (it's not sharks. I don't have favourite animals)

Favourite land animal?

Again, I don't have favourites. I have absolutely no preference for birds, moths and shieldbugs. I love all animals equally.

Are you religious? Spiritual?

Religious? No. Spiritual? Not really

Can you fold a fitted sheet?

Umm? I can fold sheets?

Are you part of the lgbt+ community?

You know what? I think I might be xD

What's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

Do you thrift?

That's an American word. I'm skipping this question

What's your natural hair colour?

Brown

Have any pets?

No

Would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

Already vegetarian; would consider going vegan one day (but would probably fail)

An animal you wish hadn't gone extinct?

Uhh, all of them?

How many languages do you speak?

English and un-fluent Spanish

Do you care for clothing brands?

Not at all

Favourite scent on a person?

Coconut? Or nothing?

Have you ever been camping?

Yes, many times

Do you play an instrument?

Used to play the piano

Gold or silver jewellery?

Gold

Any piercings or tattoos?

No but I wanna get tattoos! And maybe get my nose pierced as well

How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

One

Would you ever want to play a game on television?

I'd be too scared of getting things wrong on a quiz game, but things like Total Wipeout (do people know what that is??) look so fun!!

Have you ever lived on a farm?

No

If you had the option, would you choose to move to another country?

Of course! I'd go and live in Rome with my sister!

Relationship status?

Single

What is your best school subject?

Spanish or English

Any unpopular opinions?

As you know, my opinions on food xD

Another name you think would suit you?

I've been told my name suits me very well?? But imagine if I was called Moon or Rain or Ocean...

A subject you enjoy learning about?

Ancient Siberian tribal rituals involving fly agarics 😏

A -core you enjoy?

Is it just me who doesn't understand all this aesthetic stuff?? I don't know 😂 I really don't know

An TV show you used to love? (AN TV SHOW???? WHAT IS THAT???? ARE THERE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO DON'T REALISE THE LETTER 'T' IS A CONSONANT???? IT'S *A* TV SHOW)

My parents never let us watch normal kids' TV when we were little, so all we used to watch were cartoons like Tom and Jerry and Bugs Bunny 😌

Any interesting family stories?

This is the best I can come up with:

You know those blocks with letters of the alphabet on that you have when you're little to help you learn how to write? Well apparently my dad used to spell rude words out with them 😂😂 and of course I had no idea what they meant so he could get away with it (he is just generally the most immature person ever. 😝 For example, EVERY time we eat melon he makes jokes. Every time anyone mentions buttering toast he makes jokes. Every time anyone says or does anything remotely innuendo-sounding, he makes jokes. And honestly I love him for it 😂)

Do you wear your socks mismatched?

I prefer to walk barefoot everywhere, but yes, when I have to wear socks they're ALWAYS odd

Your thoughts on magic - does it exist?

Maybe... ✨

Form of art you enjoy doing?

I can't art 😝

Any sideblogs?

Nope

YouTubers you enjoy watching?

Jonna Jinton, Keara Graves (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE, YOU MUST WATCH THEIR VIDEOS!!!! THEY'RE AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH), Dan and Phil, Frank James, and my group of cringey American YouTuber friends (the AMP squad)

Do you have a type?

I can have more than one type right? I love people with red hair, goths, weird people...

Twin beds, queen, or king?

Queen? I think?

Do you have strong feelings against the colour pink?

No

A food you've never tried?

I don't think I've ever had steak? And I probably never will

Dogs, cats or fish?

Dogs

Do you collect anything?

Let's just say I went through a phase that I'm not proud of, and I may or may not own about 30-50 lip balms 🙈

Earbuds or headphones?

Headphones

Jean jackets?

I... have nothing against them? But I've never owned one?

Have a job?

Nope, too lazy 😇

Kill the spider or take it outside?

Make cute eyes at them and tell them how adorable they are, then either leave them to it or take them to my room

Do you think you can sing well?

Amazingly 😉

Favourite flavour of gum?

Mint?

Shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up? (that should be a semicolon 😜)

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Icecream or cake? (ice-cream!!! Hyphens exist!!!)

Cake

Can you do your own makeup?

Nope

Ever written fanfiction?

Surprisingly, yes

How many blogs do you follow?

341

Do you brush your teeth before you eat?

You mean before every meal???? I don't do that! But I normally brush my teeth before breakfast

Type of phone you have?

Samsung Galaxy S20 5G apparently

What's your first choice at the vending machine?

BBQ Mini Cheddars (or crisps, to be less specific)

Beach or pool?

BEACH

Least favourite condiment?

I don't know? I think I love them all?

How much sugar in your tea/coffee?

None because I only drink chamomile tea

Ever broken a bone?

No

Rings or necklaces?

Necklaces (but I very rarely wear jewellery because I forget it exists)

Do you still play Minecraft?

I love Minecraft!!!! But I usually only play it at Christmas

Ever ridden a motorcycle? (MOTORBIKE 😡)

No

Favourite holiday?

Christmas ^^

Opinion on 3-in-1 body wash?

What is this question?? 😂

Practical, but I don't trust it

Do you follow politics?

Not really. I like taking online quizzes though so I've done this a few times, and that's as far into the world of politics as I'll go xD (WHY AM I NOT FURTHER LEFT??? I SHOULD BE FURTHER LEFT?? THIS CONCERNS ME??)

Your instagram handle?

I'm not sharing it on here! I've been thinking about giving you my normal insta though, Fransiska (if you want it)

#I'm too good to you sometimes #and you already know half of these answers!! 🙄 #franzi ilysm you make me so happy and idk what i'd do without you you're amazing

[bagadew]

Thoughts on the new suicide squad film:

King Shark is great and I was genuinely scared for him when I thought he was going to die. Bless you king shark, I thought your moustache was a good idea.

That said my favourite character was (of course) the depressed middle aged man in the polka dot onesie. Polka Dot Man, know that I mourn your death (even if it is sort of what you wanted), but we had a good run and I’m amazed you made it so far.

Speaking of which, whoever had the idea to give Polka Dot Man the personality of Marvin the Depressed Robot has my sincere thanks. (Also if we’re doing comic book deaths down the road can we have him back please, I miss the sight of his sadly capering form.)

Anyways, I liked the stylised way Harlequin’s point of view was presented. I haven’t managed to see Birds of Prey yet, so I don’t know if this is new, but I thought it was pretty cool.

I also liked the fact that this film knew it was a comic and didn’t try and fight against that. I’ve always liked my comic book villains to be at least a little weird, so I appreciate the fact the film went: “we have King Shark, Captain Peace, and Polka Dot Man, no we will not make any attempt to revamp their looks; yes they will fight a giant Starfish with a swarm of Rats summoned by a teenager (also we’ve stuck various parts of his old sonic screwdriver into Peter Capaldi’s head).” To be honest I kinda hope this is what they’ll do for the next one. I’ve been chanting for Polka Dot Man to be released from the comics for years. Now please give me the Condiment King.

There is apparently nudity in this film, however I only know this because my family came to the cinema with me. I was busy thinking: “I like these guys, they’re my friend”. Before remembering my brother (who has been the film before) quoting the tag line as we went in. I spent the rest of the scene lamenting on my Hubris (also I was wondering where King Shark was).

Also, I like that Weasel now just lives in the jungle now. You go you funky little mustelidae. (Though preferably not near me, because I think you might eat me)

#ssq spoilers #anyway I had a good time #but then again I have been chanting for the Polka Dot Man to return ever since I found out about his existence #I guess I have to stop openly calling DC a coward now #(although they still have my other boy The Condiment King under lock and key so...)

[dashingdcboys]

stupid thought but since wayne manor’s rooms are all so HUGE, I feel like the batfam would all end up using the same port for charging their phones despite alfred’s warnings.

“What do you mean the other electric port’s on the other side of the livingroom? I need it next to me - I’m waiting for a text from Babs and my phone’s on 5%!” Dick’s frustrated voice rung throughout the manor. 

Jason didn’t even look up from his phone as he sat comfortabley on the couch beside the electric port which his phone was plugged into, watching a fails compilation on YouTube from it. “Then quit wasting so much time on instagram during patrol, I’m doing important work here.” he claimed.

Dick narrowed his eyes at his younger brother, ready to throw hands as he spared a quick glance at the said ‘important work’, only to get distracted by Tim’s voice, who was sitting further along the couch. “You know using your phone while it’s charging damages the battery, right?”

The second middle-child was also on his phone, scrolling through reddit. It was one of the rare times he felt relaxed - lazily sprawled on the couch in one of Steph’s over-sized sweaters, superboy-themed-boxers and mismatched socks. He was having a good time, so imagine the shock that pulsed through him when his device vibrated, notifying him that he had a minute until the phone shut down from low battery. “Fuck.”

Jason’s grin couldn’t be wider, “So mr. ‘too good for chargers’, how’s the start of your new philosophy going?” The younger brother and scowled at Jason. “Well maybe my battery wouldn’t have died so fast if someone hadn’t used it to play games on it all night.” Tim argued, now re-directing his scowl to Damian.

“Wait, so was Tim really the only one actually paying attention to that stake-out on condiment king?” Dick asked, to which Jason arched a brow. “It’s condiment king, Dick, what do you expect?” The eldest couldn’t help but shrug in agreement.

“>tt<.” Damian’s unamused voice sounded from the floor where he lay on his stomach on the carpet beside Titus and Pennyworth the cat, playing games on his phone. “Don’t blame me for your incompetence, Drake, hasn’t father taught you prepare for anything in any given situation or was I the only one who actually listens to him?” the boy stated, sitting up as he held up a portable battery pack. The youngest turned it on, only to reveal that . .  the battery pack had no charge either.

Jason was the first to snort while Tim’s grin became more and more apparent. “Have a contingency plan for that, robin?” Tim teased.

“This deserves to be number one in this Fails Compilation - 2020.” Jason added, which earned him a small chuckle from Tim.

Dick noticed Damian’s rage level rising and he could have sworn he saw the boy beginning to actually vibrate in restraint from pulling out whatever weapon the kid keeps on his person and killing the other two. Since he doesn’t want Tim to suffer any longer, nor to deal with Jason’s bitching about getting stabbed (again), he did what any self-sacrificing, older brother would do and plugged out Jason’s phone from the port.

“Hey!” His retort soon came. “What the fuck dude, I don’t know what they taught you in the circus but it’s first come first served here!” 

“Technically, I was the first here, before all of you - it’s siblings hierachy. I get the port.” Dick claimed as he bent down to plug in his own phone.

“I mean . . “ Tim mumbled, “He has a point.” 

“No, there is a second option.” Damian announced in a tone sinister enough to get his brothers’ attention. “We plug out father’s phone charger.”

All three boys looked over to the second port above the one they were arguing over, from which Bruce’s phone was charging from with the mobile device left neglected on the coffee table.

“You’re insane.” Tim stated.

“I say we do it.” Jason insisted, “I mean, isn’t like B has the thing booby-trapped, right?” After receiving three disapproving glances, he then added, “Okay, good point, he definitely has the thing booby-trapped. But even then two of us would still have to fight it out.”

“So?” Damian queried.

“So, what?” Dick asked.

“What are the rules for the fight? No knives? Fists only? Can’t touch the floor - ?”

“We are not fighting over a charging port !” Dick exclaimed though his authority was unsurprisingly ignored.

“I say, teams of two. Winning team gets to comfortabley scroll through their phones while losing team has to keep themselves entertained by miserable day-time TV shows while their phones charge on the other side of the room.” Tim suggested.

“Tim.” 

“So you’re not scared of plugging out Bruce’s phone?” Jason questioned.

“Please, I learned how to remotely hack into that thing and turn off the electric-shock-inducer when I was fifteen. How do you think I was able to send those false tweets from his account on that dare you gave me a couple of months ago?”  

Damian cackled, “Calling out father’s habit of adopting strays on his own account was one of your rare moments of genius, Drake, I must admit.”

“The electric-what-now?” 

“Guys.” The oldest’s booming voice echoed throughout the room. It appeared that while his brothers were conversing, he had went out and brought Alfred. The old man was holding two connecting ports in his hands and looking over all of them with his usual indifferent yet judgemental gaze. 

“I see you have all resorted to violence for those brain-melting devices of yours.” He announced as he plugged in the connector and the four boys shamefully lined up to give him their chargers, one after the other. 

The butler sighed as he glanced down at the mess of plugs. “One more and it will be considered a fire hazard.”

In that moment, Cass walked in wearing her bat onesie, clearly ready to spend what was left of the evening relaxing in the living room with her brothers. Of course, Alfred couldn’t refute the unofficial-yet-official family favourite and heaved a sigh as he plugged in her phone charger beside the others’. 

The girl smiled in delight as she sat down on the ground beside Damian, listening to the abrupt conversations as Tim shared an occassional meme he found, Dick announced some friend he was texting said ‘hi’, Jason talked about some event on the news and Damian celebrated his new highscore in the brand-new cheese vikings app. And they immediately stopped what they were doing to listen to what she had to say about this make-up tutorial for sparkly purple eye-shadow she found on Stephanie’s instagram.

Alfred couldn’t help but smile, who would have thought they were at each others’ mere minutes ago?

#dc #batfamily #batfamily headcanons #alfred being the glue of the family as usual #my dumbass thoughts #shorts #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #alfred pennyworth

[marryat92]

Cooking with the Captain: Jack Easy’s Pea Soup

A long-standing goal of mine has been to attempt to replicate the pea soup enjoyed by Jack Easy, his first hearty meal aboard HMS Harpy in Frederick Marryat’s novel Mr. Midshipman Easy. Jack has been incapacitated by seasickness on his first voyage, and when he finally recovers he asks for muffins, milk, and coffee. The incredulous master's mate reminds him that the ship is now on blue water, far from any bumboat women. Mesty the steward suggests pea soup instead, since some still remains in the galley's copper kettle.

In a few minutes the black brought down a bowl of soup and whole peas swimming in it, put before our hero a tin bread-basket full of small biscuit, called midshipmen's nuts, and the pepper-castor. Jack's visions of tea, coffee, muffins, dry toast, and milk, vanished as he perceived the mess; but he was very hungry, and he found it much better than he expected: and he moreover found himself much the better after he had swallowed it.

For guidance on the pea soup and ship's bread I turned to Janet Macdonald's book Feeding Nelson's Navy, which I highly recommend. ('Midshipman's nuts' are simply broken-up pieces of ship's bread, described by Herman Melville as well as Frederick Marryat). 

Whole peas floating in the soup are specifically mentioned by Marryat, ruling out the more typical dried split peas found in US grocery stores. There is some debate about whether the 19th century Royal Navy used whole dried peas or split peas; Macdonald suggests that around 1856 split peas were issued, but ships may have used them earlier and the evidence is inconclusive. Other dried pulses could be substituted for peas in far-flung stations, but in Marryat books it's always peas. (Recalling Mr. Chucks' threat directed at a sailor in Peter Simple: "Mark my words, you burgoo-eating, pea-soup-swilling, trowsers-scrubbing son of a bitch!”)

Whole dried peas, unlike split peas, require overnight soaking like dried beans. I have previously experimented with them in historical recipes, and while you can get away with no presoaking if you simmer your stew for a good five or six hours, this time I let them soak. As you can see, they gain a lot of volume in the process.

Unable to find ham bones, or salt pork not cut into thin slices, I ended up making a pea soup with a slightly suspect amount of fresh vegetables. Slightly suspect. My excuse is that fresh produce could be obtained in any port, as well as by packet ships (according to Macdonald), and the early 19th century Royal Navy was full of some determined characters as far as obtaining favourite foods in difficult circumstances. Macdonald describes a luxurious array of spices and condiments purchased by officers to improve their provisions, and most impressively, Admiral James de Saumarez kept a pet Guernsey cow on board to supply fresh milk and cream. (Jack Easy was on the wrong ship!)

I followed Macdonald's recipe for ship's biscuit, including kneading the dough for a full 30 minutes. "Use white flour for the captain's table, wholemeal for the mess decks," she instructs. Inspired by a (soft) bread recipe from The Fort George Bill of Fare that was a great success for me, I used approximately 40% whole wheat and 60% white flour. Maybe it would have been more "silky" if it was entirely white flour, as Macdonald describes the properly kneaded dough, but I doubt that it would be any less cement-like in baked form.

The resulting cracker-like product is just as hard as legend, although it has a good taste when fresh and weevil-free. I'm reminded of the scene in Jacob Faithful when apprentice watermen Jacob and Tom lose their wherry and find themselves pressed on a King's ship: 

“It's hard to lose our bread this way,” replied I.

“We will find you bread, and hard enough you will find it,” replied the lieutenant, laughing; “it's like a flint." 

“So we ask for bread, and you give us a stone,” said Tom; “that's 'gainst Scripture.”

One thing I have noticed in trying to source authentic recipes from the Age of Sail is a lot of jokey language in modern interpretations. Even the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich instructs you to "scrub the decks or hoist the mainsail" as your dough rests. The anecdote about putting ship's biscuit into a cloth bread bag and whacking it with a belaying pin to break it up, however, has the ring of truth.

I was able to get some coarse midshipmen's nuts by putting my ship's bread into a plastic freezer bag and hitting it with a rolling pin, but the bag didn't fare so well and was torn by the hard bread. If I make it again, one thing I'm going to try is rolling out the dough as thin as possible: only 3mm/one-eighth inch. I made it twice as thick as that, following Macdonald's directions. Even without leavening it swells slightly in the oven, and the word "flint" keeps getting used for a reason. (Herman Melville calls midshipmen's nuts "small, broken, flinty bits of biscuit" in his novel Typee). The thinner the biscuit, the easier it is to crumble and eventually soften in hot liquid. 

After a good 20 minutes, at least, in the hot pea soup, my midshipmen's nuts were finally edible. They completely absorbed the liquid for a very hearty, filling meal. I can see why sailors would enjoy them in this form, besides the difficulty of trying to eat such stony bread without assistance.  Freshly-ground black pepper like Jack Easy had at his disposal would probably improve it, but I made do with prepared ground pepper in a less aesthetically pleasing form.

#frederick marryat #captain marryat #age of sail #food #royal navy #sailor's food #recipes #mr midshipman easy #jacob faithful #ship's bread #pea soup #midshipmen's nuts #feeding nelson's navy #janet macdonald #jack easy #midshipman easy #cooking #cooking with the captain

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #378

“come as you are, as you were, as i want you to be”

Have you ever dreamt in another language? No. How long will you try out something you don’t enjoy before giving up on it? It really depends, but in most cases, admittedly very quickly. What’s something you recently realized or discovered about yourself? *shrug* What’s the most interesting news you read or received recently? What about the most depressing? Not in a good way really, but it was certainly interesting to learn I have such severe sleep apnea. Like, I was certain I didn't. The most depressing would be uhhhh... I guess Jason's mother's death, but I don't know how "recent" you'd consider that by now. Would you let politics get in the way of a relationship? It depends. Some beliefs I absolutely would not tolerate (like anti-LGBT), others I would just agree to disagree with. What is one way in which you need to learn to control yourself? I need to get better at controlling my mouth when I'm extremely upset. Do you use a photo editor? I use Lightroom and Photoshop for photography. Is your dad overweight? No, I think he's actually underweight. Ever been honked at? Yes. What’s the name of the most recent baby a friend has had? Easton, I think? An old middle school friend had him. Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster? Yes, but they never work for me. How did your parents pick your name? I dunno. If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Canada. Do you have a balcony? No. Who is a singer that has given you chills? Man, I get chills easily with music. David Draiman from Disturbed, his cover of "Sound of Silence" is BREATHTAKING. That's number one. There are many others, they're just not coming to me at the moment. Do you have a drone? No. What was the spiciest thing you’ve ever eaten? Some wings at Buffalo Wild Wings. I got some crazy hot sauce. Have you ever discovered something gross in your food at McDonalds? No. What was the last thing you used sliced bread to make? A sandwich. How long did your shortest relationship last? Like a day lmao. Would you rather have a trampoline or swimming pool? A POOL!!!! I've talked before about how I want one so, SO very badly to exercise my legs without having to worry about sweat, and I can take a break the very moment I need to. Do you own a Snuggie? Yeah, somewhere. Do you listen to any unsigned bands/singers? Who? Yeah, quite a few on YouTube, but my favorite in Jonathan Young. He is SO damn talented. Who is your favorite video game character? Pyramid Head from the Silent Hill franchise. What kind of pictures do you post on Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat most frequently? Mostly of my pets lmao. Have you ever been on vacation with a significant other? No. Have you ever considered “unplugging”/taking a significant period of time away from technology? No. I know I'd never stick to it. Do you prefer to watch a documentary that is about a situation/event or a documentary that is more of a personal character study/biography? The latter. Meerkat Manor comes to mind with that, and everyone knows how much I adore that show. There was also one about rhesus macaques I fell in love with. Basically, I love animal docs, haha. Can you think of a recent time in which you might have been better off resisting, but you did something because you “just couldn’t help yourself”? Probably eating something. When you are getting to know someone, do you tend to worry that the other person will lose interest in you once they get to know the “real” you? Yyyyep. What is something that you would like to do, but really aren’t able to because of your location? (e.g., see art or get a certain job) Man, a lot of things. Photograph meerkats is a biggie. What sort of job do you think is best suited for your skills? Is this an in-demand position or something you’re unlikely to actually get? If I could actually handle the heat and was in good shape to traverse the outdoors, I think I'd be a great wildlife biologist. Even more though, if I could beat my social anxiety, I would ADORE being an animal educator with kids. Do you believe it is the responsibility of businesses, or prominent business leaders (think Bill Gates) to take the lead on social issues whether by using their influence or their money? Saying it's their "responsibility" sounds unfair and puts a lot of weight on their shoulders, but I do feel they should by their own volition and kindness use their position for good, such as through monetary assistance and other things. Have you ever gone to a job interview and realized that you didn’t want the job? Yep. Have you ever asked that someone sacrifice something (a habit, relationship, job, etc.) for you? A habit, yes. Looking back it was stupid as shit. What would you call your body type? Ew. Has anyone ever hacked your accounts before? Yes. Do you enjoy big holiday dinners? Considering I spend them with my sister's bigoted, homophobic, and racist in-laws, not especially. I always feel very uncomfortable and disliked among everyone for being the "black sheep" among 'em. Is your vision good? God no. Even with my glasses, it's very poor. I need a new prescription badly. Do both of your parents have jobs? Mom has something of the sort, like she cleans a local church for a small pay, but it's not really a "job." She's still recovering from cancer, getting her strength back up and such before she can handle a consistent job. Dad's had a job for as long as I've lived. What is something you’ve always wanted a boy to do for you? How heteronormative. But whatever. It's so fucking cheesy, but singing a cute song to me while slowdancing sounds so super adorable to me. What food are you craving right now? I am craving something sweet like you wouldn't believe. It's annoying. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes. Do you have a lot of scars? Yes, but most are very negligible. I just scar extremely easily. Last person you saw other than your family? My primary doctor. Last movie you’ve seen in theaters? The The Lion King remake. Who was the last person you played a video game with? Ummm I think Girt. Last game you played at an arcade? Zero clue. What was your favorite nursery rhyme as a child? I THINK I particularly liked "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider?" None stand out strongly, though. What is your favorite cousin’s first name? I don’t have a favorite cousin. Would you prefer to travel around the world by yourself or with a friend? I think with a friend to prevent loneliness, but at the very same time, I see a great beauty in traveling on your own. Just taking new things in, seeing so many different cultures, beautiful scenery... I feel it'd be a great chance for exploration of insight. Remind yourself how small you are, that there's a much, much bigger picture than your own problems, that people are so unique but hopefully share common morals... I see a lot of poetry in it. Do you like the smell of coffee? It's one of my favorite smells. If you have a favorite photographer, can you describe their work? I can't possibly pick. I watch literally hundreds on deviantART, and many of them absolutely blow my mind. What’s one aspect of your life that did not turn out as you expected? My lack of a career. Outside of school, have you ever used a thesaurus? Well, online ones for writing. When you see a good-looking girl in skimpy clothing, what is your initial thought? I envy her confidence, like gotdamn girl. Have you ever been in a lighthouse? No. Are you on a laptop or desktop? A laptop. What color is your shower? White. Where do you order your pizza from? Domino's or Little Caesar's. What was the name of the last dog you pet? We've been calling the dog we're holding right now Zoe. Have you ever had anything stolen from you? Yes. Have you ever seen the White House? I don't think so, but it's possible I have when we've driven up to New York, but from a distance. How about Niagara Falls? No. What do you like in your salads and what dressing do you prefer? I just like regular iceberg lettuce with some bacon bits and ranch. Man, that sounds good right about now. Any posters of a band on your bedroom wall? Yeah, Metallica and Marilyn Manson. Do you think it’d be cool to have your body mummified after you die? No. I couldn't rock the mummy look even if I tried, haha. Can you tell the difference between a Scottish & an Irish accent? Not really, no. Can you read music? I used to be able to. Do you work the night shift? I don’t have a job, but if I did, I absolutely do not want to work the night shift anywhere. Have you ever slept over at your best friend’s house? Yes. Is your mother diabetic? Are you? She is, but I'm not. Would you like to learn how to make ceramic pottery? It'd be cool, sure. Ever sang someone to sleep? No. Who did you last kiss? My cat. Why did you last lie? I don't recall. Probably to just avoid confrontation with Mom. What do you put on your hamburgers? Cheese, ketchup, and mustard, generally. Who do you think cares the most about you? My mom. Have you ever sent a dirty picture? No. What’s at the center of your dining table? Honestly, we sit in there so rarely that I don't even know. I think we might have nothing, actually. Have you ever started a rumor? No. Do you like being outside? If it's cool, yes. What’s your favourite condiment? Maybe ketchup. Or honey mustard. Who sang/played the last song you listened to? Chris Motionless is the singer of Motionless In White. I don't know if that's his real last name, though. Do you like yoga? I used to. Now all the bending and shit would make me dizzy as hell with my "how are you still alive" level of low blood pressure. Do you always carry breath mints? No, but I do carry Tictacs with me, but they're for my dry mouth. It forces you to salivate, so it helps. What do you think your reaction would be upon entering the White House? I don't really know. I honestly don't even know how it looks inside. Thinking about it, I'd probably be more scared than anything, waiting for a bomb to drop or some shit lmao. Have you ever grown your own sea monkeys or dinosaurs? OH MY GOD I LOVED those!!! I definitely did! Have you ever thrown a game controller (or the game) and broke it? No, I've never been the type to do that. If I'm SERIOUSLY getting mad, all I do is tighten my grip. Did you ever own an Etch-a-Sketch? Yes. Do/did you ever have glow-in-the-dark stars on your ceiling? I believe so. What movie were you really worked up for that ended up disappointing you? My answer is Warcraft, but only because the fucking orcs' voices were so baritone that I couldn't understand them almost ever lmaooo. Like I had a mild idea of what was going on because of the game, but still. What part of a paper is hardest for you to write? The intro, or the conclusion. Both are difficult to me. Like I want to compose a gripping beginning as well as an end that doesn't just repeat everything I've already said and ends on a strong note. Does it bother you that almost everything is done on computers now? No. KFC Chicken: original or extra crispy? I don't like fried chicken. Think about your first kiss. Did you have any idea what you were doing? I mean, I guess? Like I'd seen kisses enough to know how to give someone a peck. It just came naturally. Did you get Happy Meals just for the toys as a kid? Not just for the toy, but it's the main thing I wanted, sure. Have you ever seen your parents cry? If so, how did it make you feel? Seeing my mom cry absolutely destroys me. I don't want her to hurt EVER. Especially if it's seriously unfair bullshit that has her upset, I also get very angry (not at her, of course) and protective. I've seen Dad tear up once, back when he was telling us about his mother's funeral, and I felt immense surprise more than anything. He does NOT cry. How do you feel about animal testing? It's fucking disgusting and barbaric. Find a different goddamn way. Do you add condiments to your ice cream, or just eat it plain? If I'm having vanilla, I'll usually add chocolate syrup. Have you ever witnessed a crime? Yes. What’s the coolest personalized license plate you’ve ever seen? I'm forever gonna get a kick out of this one that just said "omw," haha.

#survey #surveys #questions #lyrics: ''come as you are'' by nirvana #happy pride y'all <3

[clockworkwhiskey]

instead of ppl asking me to do this i’m just gonna do it for the sake of being bored

Color Asks

red: describe your favorite shirt

i don’t have one but if i do, it’s prob one that makes my titties look big

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?

yes, to blue because that would be kinda sexy on a poc

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

billie eilish. she’s very much appreciated but i still think she deserves more. also, arlo parks is a legitimate one

green: do you have a favourite flower?

vaginas maybe i don’t really like flowers like that

blue: preferred type of weather?

idk if this is weather but las vegas at night bc its dark n still warm bitch i THRIVE

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

to this day by shane koyczan could make me think of everyone i’ve ever met in my whole life so theres that

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?

short unless i get them did okiiiiiir

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

seals, sea otters, or sea lions omg them thangs can cuddle me at night any night i love them

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

maybe hamsters but also dogs n cats idk i love all animals that aren’t bugs or reptiles

cyan: are you religious? spiritual?

religiously and spiritually that bitch

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?

yes

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

yes

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

one of billie eilish’s vogue shots LOL

aqua: do you thrift?

yes but not as much as i used to

pink: what's your natural hair color?

black in the winter but it gets sun bleached easily so probably brown to light brown in the summer if i get out enough

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

mason, kelso, keagan, and berry wherever they all are now. i’m a slut for adopting pets with others

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

i did and it lasted 2.5 days but i’ll try again when i have my own place i just really love chicken

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct

humans before social media

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

english, spanish & asl but i’m not fluent in those last two so idk if that counts

maroon: do you care for clothing brands?

no

rose: favourite scent on a person?

pheromones

charcoal: have you ever been camping?

yes *gags*

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

yes and i’d like to be an exceptional violin player

copper: gold or silver jewelry?

silver

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

yes n yes more peas

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

i truthfully don’t even know

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)

YES

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?

no

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?

yes n idk where yet but ill figure that out someday

lavender: relationship status?

i’m dating billie eilish n ashley lumba

erin: what was/is your best school subject?

math or english

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

we should all have sex with one another

fulvous: another name you think would suit you

venus 

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about

everything

frost: a -core you enjoy

a WHAT

porcelain: an tv show you used to love

american idol or the walking dead LOL

fawn: any interesting family stories?

one christmas, the police swarmed my grandmas house cause my uncles bashed in someones knees with bats hahahahahha 

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?

yes

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?

yes

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

masturbating

ginger: any sideblogs?

no

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

binging with babish

wine: do you have a 'type'

physically no but mentally yes

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

leo sun, aquarius moon, scorpio rising

blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

california king

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?

no but i have strong feelings towards the color pink we love her

plum: a food you've never tried

caviar

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

no fish

amethyst: do you collect anything?

yes

mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

earbuds for public headphones for private

azure: jean jackets?

sure

teal: have a job?

unfortunately

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

die!!!!

sapphire: do you think you can sing well?

sometimes

mint: favourite flavour of gum?

mint

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

my boy - billie eilish

penny: icecream or cake

i dont like either unless its icecream from coldstone or that cheap chocolate cake w white frosting on it thats so sweet, u get cardiac arrest lol

ash: can you do your own makeup?

yes but not well

jade: ever written fanfiction?

i don’t think so

grape: how many blogs do you follow?

its in the high hundreds i think

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?

yes but i try not to within an hour of eating cause itll taste n feel weird

chestnut: type of phone you have

i think its an 11 pro max

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine

chips

aquamarine: beach or pool

beach

brass: least favorite food condiment

relish

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?

not too much

silver: ever broken a bone?

no

rose quartz: rings or necklaces

necklaces

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

no

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?

i dont think so

scarlet: favorite holiday

thanksgiving

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash

please god no

platinum: do you follow politics?

yes

magnolia: your Instagram handle?

vincentvangoghsrightear

#Source: toasty-brain-juice

[immabitchprincess]

Green, Magenta, Amber, Beige, Coral, Cream, Ebony, Lavender, Mauve, Porcelain, Cherry, Wine, Blood, lilac, Amethyst, Mulberry, Denim, Pecan, Grape, Brass, Scarlet

Green: do you have a favourite flower?Gerberas and roses together look so cute

Magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short? I used to have long nails but anxiety makes me cut them

Amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen? It's a flower color painting I think peonies or roses not sure

Beige: have any pets? what're their names? I do have pets kerry and fluffy

Coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct All of them expect for dinosaurs because those scare me 😂

Cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

I don't have any but I'd get a tattoo

Ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)

Yes but I'd probably lose

Mauve: any unpopular opinions?

Hawaiian pizza is actually good 🤫

Porcelain: an tv show you used to love

There was this show called looney tunes house I think but I loved it

Cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

I watch everything that catches my eye so that's a hard one 🤔

Wine: do you have a 'type'

I definitely don't, not even 2 guys I've been ever interested in look alike or have the same personality

Blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

Queen 👑

Lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

Dogs always

Amethyst: do you collect anything?

I collect plastic bottle caps because if you donate them where I live a kid gets chemo for free

Mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds

Denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

Yell for someone else to deal with it 😂😂

Pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

Why won't you love me - 5sos

Grape: how many blogs do you follow?

Close to 1000, I need to unfollow all the inactive ones

Brass: least favorite food condiment

Do onion count?

Scarlet: favorite holiday

Christmas because everything is pretty and there's lights everywhere

#answered #asks #ask game

[slytherinlesbian3]

All of the colors. Knock yourself out

Alright, Anon. I see you. I’ll leave out the ones I’ve already done though <3

red: describe your favorite shirt Blue. Literally just blue. Tight, but not too tight. Makes my biceps and boobs pop so it’s pretty nice.

blue: preferred type of weather? Rain or snow.

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend Not a poem, but “I’ll be right beside you to the very end.”

turquoise: favorite sea animal? Dolphins.

cyan: are you religious? spiritual? Uh, I believe in more than one god and lean more toward Roman/Norse mythology than religion. I believe in every god, really. But I’m not submitting myself to blind faith for a cult I know nothing about.

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community? Lesbian through and through.

aqua: do you thrift? Do I...what? Thrift as in steal or thrift as in buy on sale? Because yes.

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan? No.

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct Bro...Dodo birds. They were dope.

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more? Technically I only fluently speak English, but when I was younger I only spoke in Italian except to my family sejfnskejnfdjskn. I’m learning Latin right now and I can still speak Italian but not nearly as much. I know bits of French, German, Japanese, and Czech though. Beside Latin, I don’t really wanna learn any others.

maroon: do you care for clothing brands? Adidas and 511. Adidas because I’m a slut for soccer and 511 because their pants are so COMFY BRO. But they’re expensive so I only own a 511 belt </3

rose: favourite scent on a person? Something...floral. Roses or cherry blossom. Coconut is nice too. Vanilla is cliche but you can never go wrong with it.

charcoal: have you ever been camping? No and I do not wish for it ever.

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any? Trumpet and guitar. 6 years, 11 months.

copper: gold or silver jewelry? Neither, but silver probably. Just looks nicer with my skin tone.

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any? None. I don’t even have my ears pierced. However, I do want a snake tattoo on my thigh lmaoo.

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own? Like 5 but I only wear one because they’re aviators :D

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm? Nope but I have stayed on one for about a month.

lavender: relationship status? Single but I do have a tumblr wife: @maritasdump​

erin: what was/is your best school subject? ENGLISH BECAUSE I CAN WRITE ESSAYS IN LITERALLY 15 MINUTES

fulvous: another name you think would suit you Ew, uh...well, Vi. It’s my nickname since it’s the shortened version of the nickname of my real name, but it fits me better.

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about Rome and Latin :D

frost: a -core you enjoy A what.

porcelain: an tv show you used to love Powerpuff Girls, Teen Titans (original), eh

fawn: any interesting family stories? Well, one time my brother got a stick stuck in his shin. Kinda funny. Another time my brother broke my leg while on a trampoline Another time my brother almost broke my ankle by daring me to jump off a 20 foot ledge. Another time I made my brother bleed with my nails for taking my skittles. I could go on...it’s just a lot of sibling violence.

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched? I used to but I just wear black socks now. (Except for soccer)

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist? Yeah. Just in different forms:)

rust: form of art you enjoy doing? Writing lmao. But I guess just sketching is fun.

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs I have 0 desire to calculate that because I don’t know it off the top of my head but I’m a capricorn and I feel like that’s enough information

blood: twin beds, queen, or king? ...And there was only one bed...

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink? Hot pink is nasty but regular pink is cool asf. My soccer socks for October games are pink and I wear them every practice/game.

plum: a food you've never tried A lot, but I’ve tried a hella ton of European foods. So, uh...I’m not really sure. Something non-American (all Americas), non-EU, and non-Asian, I know that. 

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish? CATS.

amethyst: do you collect anything? Knives.

mulberry: earbuds or headphones? Eh...Depends what I’m doing. Voice chat? Headphones. Music at the bus stop? Earbuds.

azure: jean jackets? My God - on other people? Hot. On me? I’ll stick to leather.

teal: have a job? Not yet.

sapphire: do you think you can sing well? For the most part, yeah. Trying to incorporate my guitar playing with it and it’s going pretty smoothly.

mint: favourite flavour of gum? Juicy Fruit simply because my grandmother got me hooked on it from a really young age. That or plain ol’ wintermint.

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up? Follow by Breaking Benjamin

penny: icecream or cake Ew. Sweets are a hit or miss for me, but um? Probably ice cream.

ash: can you do your own makeup? Hell no. I’ve only worn makeup twice and it was applied by someone else.

jade: ever written fanfiction? EKFMNSKENFJKDSN SO MUCH.

grape: how many blogs do you follow? 346!

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat? No, ew. Why would you do that?

chestnut: type of phone you have iPhone 10 XS. Got it last May...First new phone I’d ever owned. Went from an iPod that could only call, to a phone that could only call, then an iPhone 5 until I was 15. They were all hand-me-downs and I never complained. They worked fine.

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine Soda, probably. If it’s food, either the chips or the rice krispy <3

aquamarine: beach or pool Pool. I’ve come too close to death at the beach to enjoy it anymore.

brass: least favorite food condiment Mayo/horse radish.

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee? All of it.

silver: ever broken a bone? My entire leg and foot <3

rose quartz: rings or necklaces Necklaces with rings. I’m serious. But if I had to choose, rings. It’s the gay in me.

onyx: do you still play Minecraft? Sometimes?

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle? NO BUT I WANT ONE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE FRIGGIN UNIVERSE

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash wait those exist? 

platinum: do you follow politics? Dude I didn’t know Trump was president til this year

magnolia: your Instagram handle? ha, nice try, luzer.

Bro I am LATE to somewhere because of this but I enjoyed it. Thanks again, anon! <3

Color Asks (I am closing this shite because I AM TIRED)

#asks #anon

[rthoney]

all of them again??

red: describe your favorite shirt 

its this black tshirt that has the british flag in white and says london on it 

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so? probably not but if i have to id want blue eyes cause i think theyre pretty

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

umm idk

green: do you have a favourite flower?

yes. dasies and roses

blue: preferred type of weather?

RAIN. also like cool and sunny autum weather

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

umm idk

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?

semi short cause i play guitar

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

dolphins

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

dogs and pandas

cyan: are you religious? spiritual?

kinda ish

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?

no

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

no...? 

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

a group selfie of the hamilton cast

aqua: do you thrift?

no..?

pink: what's your natural hair color?

brownish red

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

yes.two dogs- parker and shadow, 3 cats- ray, boromir and faramir, and a rat  peaches

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

i was until i was like 9

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct

most of them..

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

english but im learning french and american sign langauge

maroon: do you care for clothing brands?

no

rose: favorite scent on a person?

idk

charcoal: have you ever been camping?

yes all time

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

i play guitar and piano but  also want to learn violin

copper: gold or silver jewelry?

silver but i actually cant wear either if its in an earing

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

i have two piercing in each ear 

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

non lol

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc) 

no

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?

n

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one? 

franceeeeee

lavender: relationship status?

singleeeeeeeeeee

erin: what was/is your best school subject?

math probably 

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

...no?

fulvous: another name you think would suit you

eliza idk 

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about

history

frost: a -core you enjoy

? what ?

porcelain: an tv show you used to love

used to? idk

fawn: any interesting family stories?

my cousin tried to kill me several times when we were babies

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?

all the time

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?

not really

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

painting

ginger: any sideblogs?

yes. @a-hammy-boi and @random-out-of-tune-songs

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

idk

wine: do you have a 'type'

yes? i guess?

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

idk all i know is im an Aquarius 

blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

queen?

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?

no

plum: a food you've never tried

most sea foods

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

dogs

amethyst: do you collect anything?

sharpies and sweat shirts

mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

earbuds

azure: jean jackets?

i dont have one but i want one

teal: have a job?

no. i is child.

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

KILL IT WITH FIRE

sapphire: do you think you can sing well?

yes

mint: favourite flavour of gum?

mint

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

ok this was my 8 hour playlist of random songs

wish i knew you- the revivalists

penny: icecream or cake

cake

ash: can you do your own makeup?

no..

jade: ever written fanfiction?

no

grape: how many blogs do you follow?

146 i think

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?

no. after.

chestnut: type of phone you have

iphone 7

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine

ive never used a vending machine...

aquamarine: beach or pool

beach

brass: least favorite food condiment

hotsause

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?

a meduim amount?

silver: ever broken a bone?

no

rose quartz: rings or necklaces

necklaces

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

sometimes

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?

noooooo

scarlet: favorite holiday

halloween

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash

i dont personally use it but whatever 

platinum: do you follow politics?

kinda

magnolia: your Instagram handle?

i dont have insta gram

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more about the Edward Cullen Is Batman AU: 

exactly four people have figured out that Ned is, in fact, a vampire.

Superman can’t hear his heartbeat or see through him with X-Ray Vision (because Twilight vampires are pretty much made of weird glittery stone). Being a Nice Midwestern Boy, he’s too polite to ask about it- I mean, hey, he’s an alien, he can’t judge Batman for Not Being Human- but it’s the subject of many awkward silences.

John Constantine has dealt with vampires before and pegged Ned immediately. John Constantine also has dealt with awkward closeted jerks. He needles Ned about both of these things constantly every time they wind up working together. 

(Ned will deny both of these things, but they’re both true.) 

Harley Quinn figured it out by seeing the obvious: he wears nothing but black, he has a bat theme going on, he’s always cold to the touch, he’s always grumpy... most people just dismiss this as part of his schtick, but for all her ~crazy girl~ thing, Harley’s good at seeing what’s really there. 

Tim Drake figured it out by tracking murder statistics and Batman sightings and realizing that Batman tends to show up at the site of certain murders where the victims are entirely drained of blood.  

The other Batkids know, but it’s because Ned told them after The Condiment King Incident. 

Ned always figured he’d have to fake his own death. He doesn’t age and he looks like he’s 20 at the absolute oldest.  “Bruce Wayne” is an identity he can’t keep forever. 

He decided at one point he’d let the next random supervillain who kidnapped “Bruce Wayne” actually go through with their absurd murder on camera plans and then just play dead until they “dumped the body”. there’s not much that’s more convincing than that. 

 Unfortunately, he didn’t alert his children to this.

Even more unfortunately, the ‘next random supervillain’ to kidnap Bruce Wayne was the Condiment King. 

as the clock ticked down to “Bruce’s” death, his kids- including the ones who were supposed to be across the country at college, Dick- came in to rescue him. 

it was absolutely no contest. 

you’d almost feel sorry for the Condiment King.

Ned was upset, and- off camera- explained what his plan was. They convinced him Gotham still needs a Batman and he agreed to stay for a few more years.

Ned, unlike Actual Bruce Wayne, has meta powers. 

Specifically, the mind-reading, the super-strength, the super-speed, the ‘being basically invulnerable to anything short of “fire + chainsaw”’... He puts them to good use in the crimefighting.

His mind-reading also helps with the World’s Greatest Detective schtick.  

however, and hilariously: he still can’t fly.

this causes him all the usual problems Bruce has trying to keep up with the rest of the Justice League. 

god, it just occurred to me that as a speedster Ned would have access to the speed force somehow. 

I don’t even want to think about something as grotesquely overpowered as a Twilight vampire with access to the Speed Force. O_O

which segues nicely into: THE BATMOBILE.

 Edward love love loves his fast cars, even in canon.

The Batmobile is even more of Ned’s baby than it is for “normal” Batman- she can go up to 350 miles per hour, and he’s the only one who can drive her that fast.

he drives like a teenage boy who knows he’s functionally immortal. 

aka: badly. 

and like a maniac.

He has a lot of other cars- he’s a goddamn rich people, after all!  - but his favourite is some kind of terrible dad minivan with a “my other car is the Batmobile” bumper sticker on the back. 

ned has a terrible sense of humour.

he drives that like a maniac too. 

Okay this post has gone on too long so I’ll just touch on one of the things I teased in the last post: the Return Of Actual Bruce Wayne.

Ned stole Bruce Wayne’s identity after young!Bruce went missing with vampire!Alfred. 

He figured Actual Bruce Wayne got eaten and/or transformed into a vampire and wouldn’t becoming back. 

WELL, HE WAS HALF RIGHT. 

imagine the worst, Frank-Miller-iest version of Batman you can.  murdery (and not because he’s a vampire and needs to eat), branding-criminals-with-a-cattle-brand, misogynist, Too Tough For This World. roided up murderbeast bad 90s comic Batman. 

that’s this universe’s version of Bruce Wayne. 

he’s a vampire because this!alfred is a dick, and was trained to kill other vampires for very similar reasons

and his first target is the fucker who stole his identity. 

Ned almost feels bad for the guy... it’s not his fault he has such a tragic backstory... until he tries to kidnap one of Ned’s kids to flush him out.

then the gloves come off. 

the really funny thing is that no one in Gotham believes that Bruce is The Real Bruce Wayne. 

since Thomas and Martha died so tragically- and since Ned has donated lots and lots of money to various places in their names- people remember them as these saintly martyr figures. the broken pearl necklace. the blood-stained tie.

this despite the fact that they were bugshit insane in life.

memory is a weird, weird thing.

if you see two people- one a soft-spoken guy who’s dressed in black, who seems quiet and aloof and has a little medical training... and the other a screaming erratic douchebag with the patience of a lemur on meth... which do you think is the child of these Tragic Martyrs? 

Frank Miller!Bruce winds up in Arkham. They say he’s STILL screaming I AM THE REAL BRUCE WAYNE!!!! to this day. 

I haven’t read Hush yet, but: bonus points if Hush is running around doing his thing AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.

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