Constantine sees that Batman fathered Two half dead kids, one who is the Ghost King, one that's basically a Demonspawn who's Grandad uses magic mountain dew pools to stay fresh, and a reality warper that uses a yo-yo to said reality warp: Jesus Christ man, I thought that Himbo thing was an image. What's next? You having a child with Trigon who was in disguise or something?!
( Bruce internally thinks of Raven and remembers dating a pretty unusually tall platinum blonde woman named Teigan, over analyzes it essentially has a Blue Screen Of Death moment*
Also what's the League's reaction to all this, and would some hold this over his head?
MAGIC MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!
But your right! For someone who has a thing against magic he sure do have a lot of bio kids that do magical shit on the regular!
Also what a mood! Constantine coming to the watch tower for some thing and sees bruce giving his two newly acquired kids a tour and immediately has the urge to pound his head into the fucking wall.
And when batman blue screens Danny would take a picture because: “thats a really funny face your making dad, would be a shame if someone shared it with the rest of your children.”
Bruce: “dont-“
Danny: “too late! Bye!” And he proceeds to phase through the floor of the watchtower into space for a jaunty little adventure.
Once again, i will say im not a big fan of miraculous x dc x dp (specifically just Marinette being bruce’s kid) but Marinette—sensing the tension would use the space power up and follow Danny and go explore the outside while she FaceTimes Chat Noir on her yo-yo.
Just wait until Constantine meets the chaos tornado that is Danielle Phantom.
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literally tommy is such a whore that even when he is having a stare down with a scary nazi lady i cant tell if he wants to smash or not lmao like i do not trust this man
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I made a slasher manz (legit forgot to add the image because I got distracted from the gif-)
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I’d happily die in his arms if it meant my last breaths would be spent being held by his loving hands
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Im moving on because I had to. I waited. Shit i wanna keep waiting but there's no guarantee shit even goes the way i want it to so there's no point in wasting time 🧡I know im not reaching out anymore honestly you might be blocked but please understand that there is no space in the present or the future where dont love you ❤️🩹 I just love me more and you differently. I do miss our talks your face our dark dark humor 🩷 i hope you still have a therapist Btw the song is real and stfu 😅 Decisions were made and I hope yours served you well
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why he gotta be older than me though😞am i just his main source of entertainment rn
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His still gonna do me favors!
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damn I love my man so much. sexy mofo 🥵
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For the request thing, would love to see Peni in your style! Only if you want to. Love your art btw <3
thanks so much! i've been meaning to draw her properly, i hope she'll do lots more in the next movie ☺ i love her big jacket!!
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