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micropoe10 · 5 months

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Batstarion & Batav (A Headcanon)..Pt.1🦇

I finally got the epilogue from the new patch, and first thing I did was stare this man down til he went to bat form and it did not disappoint! He is so perfect (not like he isn't already 100% of the time), but I wanted to hold him and squeeze him and just take care of him.

I have absolutely adored seeing everyone's wonderful batstarion artwork, and so many of you have inspired me to write Batstarion x Batav Adventures. Recently though I've been inspired by the amazing @pani-artz and their rendition of our favorite fuzzy flying menace.

So I thought what if...(Ascended Astarion and spawn/vampiric TAV) can move freely between themselves and their bat forms. And fly around Faerun causing chaos and going on adventures living their best lives....GET READY FOR SUPER FLUFF PART 1!!!

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Taking place somewhere between his ascension and the epilogue party, Astarion and Tav are living the high life in their dark palace in Baldur's Gate. Hosting lavish parties, meeting foreign dignitaries, enjoying each other's company everynight. When they aren't entangled in one another's arms Astarion is working on his ascendant abilities.

Walking on walls and ceilings was a breeze, turning into mist nothing too it. But transforming into a winged creature of the night gave him a little more trouble then he'd like to openly admit.

He'd be all too entirely happy to show off to Tav one night after mastering it, hoping for a bit of praise..

He'd transform into a pale white pat with a little pink nose, red eyes, and yes the fluffiest hair on his head between his ears perfectly coiffed.

Tav would be so happy, telling him that he is glorious and magnificent, feeding into his ego lovingly before telling him how utterly adorable he is, as he flies around their head.

He would tell them "Darling, the Vampire Ascendant isn't adorable!" with an exasperated huff "I'm to be feared, I'm a menace look at me." He'd say standing up and puffing out his little chest. They'd be able to understand each other easily without the use of speak to animals due to their bond with each other.

"Of course my dark lord." Tav would reply with a chuckle under their breath, trying to keep a straight face because he is really is too adorable. Tav would then ask if it was a possiblity for them to transform into a bat as well.

Astarion would tell them that of course with Mephistopheles blessings/power there should be no reason that they shouldn't be able too. But that it would probably take many months of practice to be able too, and Tav should feel discouraged if they didnt get it right away. It would take meditation and focus and then POOF in the middle of Astarion talking Tav would transform into a bat.

No of course if Tav was a druid this would be super simple, as they would easily be able to turn via Wildshape.

Tav wouldn't be entirely steady with their wings quite yet, and would just run around on the ground. Because vampire bats can not only fly, but can run and walk on the ground with ease. Which makes them excellent predators.

Astarion would get broody over Tav being able to master transformation so quickly with ease. Pouting his little bat lips and crinkling up his little nose calling Tav a show off. "You just couldn't let me have this one thing."

Tav would crawl over to him, both of them still in their bat forms and try to look him in the eye, but he would keep turning around on them slightly annoyed grumbling to himself.

Tav would climb up on his back, knowing his ears are super sensitive when he isnt in batform and would take this opportunity to lick his ear now knowing how much he likes it. Before setting their head on his between his ears closing their eyes and chittering happily.

Astarion's little nose would flush super red with Tav's actions and he'd sigh contently, as Tav rested on top of him. As annoyed as he'd be about Tav learning it so fast he'd be really proud of them. He'd tell them later.

While entertaining guests in the palace, Astarion gets bored easily, he's into power, and controlling, not diplomatic speeches and old men talking.But also yearns for adventure like they use to have, so without warning he'll change into bat form infront of everyone and just fly off.

Of course guests will be shocked and startled, Tav would excuse themself telling the staff to start "the protocol" the bat has flown the roost.

The protocol is a safe guard for moments like this; normally means the use of the spell Modify Memory, or simply killing off all the guests.

Tav would go and search for Astarion who would be sitting in one of the windows upside down in one of the many towers over looking the city.

Tav would dramtically hold theirs hand to their head as if to swoon "If only there was daring roguish vampire acsendant to rescue me from the drabble and idle chatter of grumpy old aristocrats..." they'd peek up at him with one eye to see him wrapped up in his own wings.

"Darling people will talk if you're the only bat in the belfry, it's not a good look. Besides towers are for damsels, and while you're worth rescuing to me, a damsel you are not. Please come down my love." Tav would say to him before turning their back putting their finger to their lips, thinking aloud.

"I wonder if Gale has space in his tower for you...I'm sure he'd enjoy the company. Would possibly even want to study you." Astarion would fly down at the mention of being sent off to Waterdeep unwilling. Flapping his wings in Tav's face as they grab him and swiftly ties him up in a cloth swaddling him on his head poking free.

Astarion would be screeching and chattering away..."unhand me, I am fear on wings, terror of the night, I am the darkness!!"

Tav carries him into the throne room, as he continues to chatter and struggles against his bind "darling you know I dont understand you when you're chattering that fast".

Tav puts him down still swaddled on the throne kneeling before it. Astarion has stopped thrashing around for now and then the world goes sideways as he falls over his head hitting the stone throne with a thud.

He blinks repeatedly.."I'm going to fucking kill you." as Tav picks him back up and props him up with pillows.

Tave winks at him, "A lot of talk from a little guy, but if you did that my love who would help you take over the world? Bring our enemies to heel..help me drain every last one of those pompous aristocrats out there?" Tav pouts playfully while gently stroking Astarion's head between his ears.

Astarion makes a sound somewhere between a hum and a purr, enjoying Tav showering him with attention, rubbing his head, playing with the little tuft of hair on his head twirling it around their finger.

Astarion also is starting to enjoy the comforting feeling of being swaddled, held tightly in place has a calming affect. Like when Tav normally comes up to him while they are both in their mortal forms and wraps their arms around him in an embrace. Holding him a little longer each time without breaking away.

Astarion smiles at the thought as Tav runs their finger down his small furry cheek and under his chin, bringing their lips to kiss him on his tiny pink nose.

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A/N: 🦇🦇 WHEW that was a lot, I will be posting many more HCs and you know, bat adventure snippets 🦇🦇 if you have anything you'd like to see, any batstarion x batav adventures you'd like to see, or want to be put on the Tag List just drop me an ask. 🦇🦇 - until later my Bat Babes🦇🦇

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@pani-artz @tragedybunny @tallymonster @bunnidarling @spacebarbarianweird @justporo @just-a-refrigerator

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shaniacsboogara · 9 months

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liking dnd is so funny because yeah you play the actual game sometimes but mostly you just think about the game and watch other people play the game and slowly go insane thinking about how much you wish you could play the game and hoping that buying more shiny rocks will fix everything

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #not going through something rn wdym haha...#i am FINE i have DEFINITELY played at least once in the last seven weeks #i am also definitely not the scheduling person in my group i am not stressed that no one has time for dnd apparently #i'm fine i just started another critical role campaign im fine im so stable #*screaming*#it provides seratonin but WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY TO ROLL MY LITTLE DICE FUCK #it's okay i just need to buy more dice #that will fix me

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averiix · 1 year

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you will all be subject to this brainrot with me-

#they give me so much seratonin y'all..#someone come get these silly gay children they are ruining my life-#Cuphead #cuphead x bendy #cddwtd #bendystraw #bendy #Bendy and the Ink Machine #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #batim #crossover #doodles #cartoons #averiix #my art #averiix's art

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cj-the-random-artist · 1 year

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I don’t know how I managed to do this in a day. Like. I think I pumped this out on pure adrenaline

But again. If ur at the caption ya probably say the PSA spoiler wall that says that this comic contains spoilers for the Limited Life SMP finale. Well and I’m tagging this as spoilers so it’d be evident anyways lol. So I won’t write my spiel about go watch the end of Limited Life and I’ll just say oh my god what a finale it was absolutely epic. I loved every moment of it.

But yeah. I sketched this out as one of those “ahh silly goofy doodly sketchy sketchbook comics when I’m spewing a thought into my sketchbook” and then. My impulsiveness (there’s a pun there. Is it intentional? That’s for you to decide) won in the end and this exists now. It’s not the best quality of anything I’ve ever made but gosh darnit it was so much fun to make. So so much fun.

But yeah. Limited Life was absolutely amazing from start to finish and every POV was awesome (but if ya can’t tell team TIES is gonna live in my head rent free for a while lol)

That said. Enjoy this silly little mini comic I made and have a good day :D

#limited life spoilers #limited life smp spoilers #limited life smp #limited life smp fanart #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #skizzleman #skizzleman fanart #tango tek #tango tek fanart #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #team ties #team ties fanart #i think making this gave my brain more seratonin than its had in a long long time cuz im shaking pretty hard as i write this lmao #this was unreasonably fun to make. why was this unreasonably fun to make #i dont make comics very often but gosh darn this was so much fun #also. martyn so deserves that win. like the twist of him just going off #like. that was absolutely epic. that whole finale was absolutely epic #but yea enjoy this comic that i literally speedran in two days. why was this such an adrenaline rush lol #also i made those spoiler walls for instagram and theyre not fantastic but i worked too hard on them to not put them here too #(and not maintagging martyn's tag cuz he's here for all of a panel. ya know how it be)

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doverstar · 3 days

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out here doing the BBC's job for them

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cuntfan · 7 months

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How are y'all Izzy hands fans hating on Ed. And how are you as Ed fans hating on Izzy. If y'all were true fans you would be in a violently codependent relationship with each other. GET. IT. TOGETHER.

P.S.A: This is just a joke. Pls don't send me hate. I'm just a little wooden boy and me legs are sticks.

#my incredibly intelligent contribution to ye old discourse #deadass why y'all fighting just see the little old bitches cry and get ur dose of seratonin #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #Izzy hands

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rainbow-string-tied-me-to-you · 1 month

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This is my favorite part of Joel's latest episode

#it's pure seratonin for me #I've been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes lmao #it's just stuck in my head #bdubs put his whole bdussy into making that sound #smallishbeans #bdoubleo100 #shortgrass #hermitcraft

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bamsara · 2 years

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AAAAAAGDSJFJGK I GOT THESE IN THE MAIL FROM @starkdoesarts!! Who gifted me a custom nametag based off my fic 'Solar Lunacy' and MY BABY STITCH OC IM AAAAA

I am so,, freakishly happy look at them!!! Stitch is so cute and the bells are a lovely touch, I really want to put her in my desk space area.

And the NAMETAG!!! SCREAMING YELLING it's pretty big and very well done and with a magnetic back-clip I can basically put it ANYWHERE and I'm gonna also put it around my desk area and wear it when I'm streaming with cam on

Thank you!! @starkdoesarts I'm losing my mind over these!! This was such a nice gift I'm ABSHDHFJGMFKGKG

#i didnt show the card because im not sure if youre comfortable with it but im !!!! AHHHHHH #i sent the pics to my friends irl and to folks who arent even into fnaf or know what it was dbhdhfjgkgk #seratonin directly entering my brain #mutual shenanigans #Solar Lunacy #Stitch Oc #fnaf sb

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phoenix-arts7 · 8 months

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My new blorbos

#these two are so fucking CUTE #This beat back my depression #Seriously I was grinning every time they were on screen #also the rest of the episode was great #helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus #fizzmodeus #fizzarolli #fizz #cute #free seratonin #helluva boss ozzie #Ozzie #asmodeus #animation #spindlehorse toons #vivziepop

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emeraldart · 8 months

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Anyways

Her

IDs are in alt text for each one

#This is to give Willow enjoyers seratonin #and to scare away Willow haters #That just hate to see a girlboss winning 😔#willow park #toh #the owl house #Everyone look at my daughter!!

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chiprewington · 6 months

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hi. chip revvington casual-wear

#chip revvington #chainsaw consultant #toontown #corporateclash #corporate clash #toontown corporate clash #toontowncorporateclash #ttcc #my art #this man was definitely a metalhead #also a prog rock enjoyer but definitely a metalhead #he barely is ever allowed to go casual but i can just imagine the spark of seratonin he'd get from being able to wear something like this #reliving his memories of college...#i know the common thought is flannel but. i think he deserves a leather jacket as a treat #guy who breaks expectations

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goodlucksnez · 3 months

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I made a resolution that in 2024 every month i would make a surprise wav for one of my snzblr friends, so i made a random wheel with freinds on it and spun it so this months friend is *drum roll* ....@dustenfuego!!!!

So I reached into my brain of er//aser//mic and made a short little gift!

cw: sneezing (duh), muffles sneezes, mentions of contagion, mentions of dead relative, 1 nose blow

! DO NOT REBLOG TO NON KINK BLOGS !