#my taste didnt exactly get better either

[tatonslice]

hey remember like a year ago when i actively posted in the lobcorp tags and it was just about these two. yeah what was up with that

#jesus christ its been a year. #my taste didnt exactly get better either #are there even any abnormality likers actively checking the tag after The Incident. i dont fucking know man #checking the lobcorp tag is so scary nowadays #oh well youknow what they say. Art of forsaken murderer is Art of forsaken murderer! #lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #lobotomy corporation abnormality #scarecrow searching for wisdom #forsaken murderer #you know how it is #taton's art #i.. guess?

[garoujo]

・✶ ｡ﾟyou can’t lie that you loved being “waka’s girl.”

♱ warnings — mirror sex, f!reader, exhibitionism, escort!reader, present timeline!wakasa, possessiveness, creampies, praise, smoking.

♱ note — aaaaa i’ve not been able 2 get this or him ! out of my mind so i’m v happy 2 add it 2 the kinktober lineup honestly . hope u guys enjoy ! i wanna write more of him already <3

RETURN TO KINKTOBER MLIST ♱ REGULAR MLIST

you’re not too sure how it had started with wakasa, how he’d chosen you out of all the women that basically lined up to see him when he visited. his gang was a regular at the club you worked, although you’d be stupid not to notice the way his lazy, lidded gaze always seemed to linger on you a little longer when you passed by.

even if you weren’t with his table, you almost always ended up over there by his request — nestled up into his side and under his arm, noticing that he always seemed to lean a little closer whenever you spoke — giving you his undivided attention.

then wakasa had started as any regular client did.. until he wasn’t, he started requesting you by name, dropping off pretty little outfits for your shift and treating you a little more fondly than he used to.

the other patrons had started avoiding you, referring to you as “waka’s girl.” but you didn’t mind — didn’t care, because wakasa had started coming around more often.. telling you that he didnt want to see his girl missin’ him, lonely without him.

and now your pussy is spread around his cock in his lap as his half-lidded eyes drop to the thin chain he got you that bears his initial along your collarbones.

the pretty little skirt he bought you is just long enough to cover up the way he’s buried in you, not by much, but people know better than to even look at what’s his. the thought alone making desire twist and bury in the place where you’d expect shame to nest considering you’re currently being fucked in your work, but wakasa doesn’t care either.

“can look real cute all you want, princess. i know you’re a filthy lil thing.. ain’t that right?” wakasa’s words feel like they curl down your spine when he breathes them along your jaw and presses himself deeper into you, letting his cock graze and tease along the swollen spots inside of you until your lips are parting to whimper softly.

his gaze drinks you up when he pulls back, like he’s been stuck in a dessert without water for months and you’re his first taste — giving you a look that makes you lean in closer to he can press his lips against yours.

“sittin’ real pretty with my cock stuffed inside this lil pussy, my fuckin’ pussy.” he knew exactly what to say to have you melting for him, and he wishes you could see just how pretty look wrapped around his cock.

but then he realises he can with his next kiss of his cigarette, taking a slow drag while his gaze remains on you.

wakasa hums as his free hand traces between your tits to softly pinch at your jawline. then he’s turning your head to make you look at you both in the floor length mirrors that decorate the whole back wall of the bar, letting you see the way you rest against his chest — nestled on his lap.

“see that.. ‘ts the only place i wanna see ya, princess.”

you mould into his body like you were made to, although you already look a little fucked out over him — makeup mused from his lips and your own slightly swollen from his kisses, melting at the sight of his inked arms hooked across skin.

but then you try to meet wakasa’s lilac gaze in the mirror and you realise it’s already on you, cigarette hanging loosely between his lips as he looks over you almost proud, a little smug maybe.

you let your fingers trace underneath where his low cut shirt falls along his chest — letting you see the peek of the ink across his skin as you let your nails trace along the lines, watching the man below you shudder and hum at the featherlight touch.

“this is the only place i wanna be.” wakasa’s free hand that doesn’t hold his cigarette drops to squeeze at the swell of your ass, holding you still as he grinds his cock into your plush cunt before he’s tracing just as gentle touches along your spine.

your gaze stays locked with his in the mirror as you feel him press his palm hard against your lower back, your tits squeezing against his chest before he’s turning to an exhale his previous drag of smoke away from you.

“atta girl.” his words are followed by a slow grind of his cock into you, making your fingers twitch and scratch against his chest. meant like a reward, for being so good for him.

“you’re my girl, ain’t that right, princess? y’ don’t do this shit for any other fucker.” wakasa asks and you pant out sweet like uh-huhs that make his lips curl into a smirk when he hears the sound, rocking into you once more as your thighs squeeze around his hips in time with your walls squeezing around his cock.

your meeting his movements with small, subtle humps — you’re both still in public, surrounded by his men and you still work here. but he was enough to make you lose your self control, your sense of self when your slick folds grind against his pelvis, rubbing your puffy clit against the skin with every slow, languid connection of your hips.

wakasa let’s his arm rest along the back of the sofa you’re both sitting on, head rolling back in bliss but still managing to hold your gaze in the mirror. he’s so content with watching you ride and hump your pussy along his cock — front row seat to every pretty little expression your face makes for him as you look right back.

you let your hands graze up his chest and along his shoulders, running your fingers through his hair

“see what bein’ my girl gets ya.. y’re so spoiled, princess—fuck.” oh but you’re so good for him he doesn’t care. “bet that feels good.” he knows it does because fuck you feel more than that around him.

you’re so wound up from all his teasing it doesn’t take long for you to feel warmth prick at your thighs, but when you turn to push your head into the crook of wakasa’s neck you feel him click his tongue before his fingers are back around your jaw.

“di’nt say y’could look away yet.” fuck—he’s such a tease but it only fans the flames of your orgasm that ignites underneath your skin when you catch his gaze in the mirror once more, pressing kisses along your jawline that feel like they burn you in the best way while his eyes still remain on yours.

“can see how pretty my girl looks cummin’ on my cock.” your breathing becomes laboured with his low drawl and it only takes a few more seamless rocks of his body into yours until you’re melting into him, and you hear wakasa hiss against your skin before he’s spilling hot and thick inside of you with the first too blissful twitch of your walls around him.

you feel his cock throb inside of you, your eyes almost rolling back as you try to keep them on his in the mirror, and if every other person in the bar wasn’t under his command you both definitely would’ve been caught by now with the way your hips are stuttering against his.

the space between your thighs feel warm and messy everytime your hips grind into his, but when your movements finally slow and wakasa’s pulling back to give you a drowsy sort of look and a smirk you don’t really care.

“you really have to stop fucking me in here, waka. you’re gonna get me in trouble.” you grumble, finally turning to nuzzle into the crook of his neck and the breathless, low chuckle you hear sound from the man underneath you at your words makes you feel warm.

wakasa’s inked arms hook around your waist to keep your chest pressed against his, and you feel him take another slow drag of his cigarette before he’s exhaling and drawling low in your ear.

“hm? told y’to leave this place ‘n i’ll take care of you. plus, how else would everyone know y’re my girl, princess?”

© 2022 garoujo. please do not copy any of my layouts or writing and translate or repost onto any other sites.

#𖥶 ₊˚. — ktober ! #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo rev x you #tokyo revengers x you #tokyorev x you #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #tokyorev smut #tokyorev x reader #tokyo rev smut #wakasa x reader #wakasa smut #wakasa x you #wakasa imaushi x reader #wakasa imaushi smut

[red-bat-arse]

Meet Cute in the Metal Pit

Steve didnt know what he was doing here.

Someone brushed past behind him, arm dragging against his back as more people pressed in on all sides, and he kind of frantically pushed out into a less dense area. There was feedback over the speakers as the crew checked the sound system, and he finally spotted Tommy and Carol approaching from the concession stand, a beer apiece carried between them.

Okay, so Steve actually did know exactly what he was doing here.

But playing reluctant designated driver and therefore blatant third wheel on his friends' dates was old hat by now -it started the first time they all went to a high school party and Carol accidentally got handed a cup with a triple shot of vodka instead of a single. Maybe it was better to say that Steve wasnt sure what all three of them were doing here, at this venue specifically, and not at some normal club or sports event or something.

Because they'd invited him last minute to what turned out to be a metal concert, and stranger than that, actually showed up on time instead of bailing completely or waltzing in after Steve was left waiting an hour and a half. Granted, they hadn't actually mentioned the bands by name or the dress code, which meant Steve still stuck out like a sore thumb in his polo and jeans amidst the sea of black denim and sewn on patches, so any credit he might've given to them was lost.

He'd be the first to admit they werent the best of friends anymore, and they tended to treat him accordingly, but it was hard to just drop people you'd known since finger painting class. Meeting Robin after high school more than made up for any of the times Tommy or Carol were vaguely shitty about inviting him out.

But anyway, the concert. Steve had spent the last fifteen minutes since walking in the doors wondering what he, and then they, were doing here, because as far as he remembered, both of his friends' music tastes were about as eclectic as his own -that is to say, Tommy had definitely told Carol more than once to switch frequencies when Mötley Crüe came on the radio. He was pretty sure he'd know if either of them were nursing some sort of hidden love of all things heavy metal or... screamy.

The guy standing just in front of him to the left was wearing a vest with a gigantic patch on the back that seemed to just be a mountain with a gaping mouth in the side of it, wide open with teeth made of rocks and naked people climbing up the cliff face. Steve really felt out of place in his white nike sneakers he picked specifically due to the fact they matched his watch band.

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Preview of my latest steddie one-shot! I'll link it here when I get it up on AO3 -I don't make taglists :)

Meet-Cute fic on AO3

#stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #heavy metal #concert fic #the pit #meet cute in the pit at a heavy metal show? #musician eddie munson #hairdresser steve harrington #no upside down au #ambiguous time period #it could be 1990 or 2000 or 2010 who could say? #dare you to find an inconsistency >:3c

[icameheretoreadstuff]

You're mine

Pairing: Lucifer x F!Reader

Warning: 18+, Curse words, smut, oral, hair pulling, choking, Begging, Dom/Sub, spanking, drinking alcohol, unprotective sex, sizekink, explicit sex.

Summary: When people talk back to Lucifer, they usually get killed. After a case and a couple of beers in the bunker, youve been holding back your opinions about Lucifer. Never revealing your opinions of him. Sam and Dean went to bed, and there was only you and Lucifer there left. He pushed and pushed, and you couldn't hold it back anymore and told him exactly what you think of him.

A/N: masterpost & links are pinned on my tumblr.

You sighed loudly "shut up" He sat at the chair ahead of you while his feet was on the table, rocking the chair back and forth. Sam and Dean had left going to bed, so you two where the only ones left in the hall. "your such an ass" you spat, taking a sip at your beer. "what?" he said innocent. "I only ask if you can be honest with me." he continued "tell me what you really think of me" he said a little more seriously. "no" you spat, he sighed "Are you scared?" he joked. "no" you sighed, shifting position in your chair, drinking the rest of your beer up. "I know you want to" he flirted. "Bitch please" you spat once more, grabbing another beer. You felt like your temper building up, and the failure of opening another beer didnt help calm you down exatcly either.

You sighed, trying to resist the temptation to scold him. "please indeed" he responded. "I wouldnt have picked you for the type who is scared of little old me" he joked. "Who the devil? Ha! get over yourself, im not that impressed, your not that special" you spat. He smiled sly, and started to chuckle a little, "yes, tell me more" he said aroused. "you know what!" you couldn't hold it back any longer. "what" he answered, got up from his chair and slowly walking around the table. "You are a spoild little brat, who acts out when he dosent get his way, you let your stupid emotions get the better of you, and kills anyone who looks at you differently or just trying to help you." he smiled walking closer, grabbing a beer and opening it, lifting it up to his lips giving it a taste.

You sighed and said "like bitch please, you know how many people who- have had the same issues as you, but didnt need eons of time to get over it" you took a breath continuing to try to open up the beer. "oh I'm sorry I dont think youre still over it," you tried to another technique of opening the stupid beer but couldn't, he walked over and stopped infront of you offering to switch your beers, "here" he said to you, and you grabbed it from him, accepting.

You stopped talking to take a breath. "oh, continue" he said, you took a sip of the cold beer, sighed and continued "youre carrying around your tons of daddyissues, just do us a favor and-" you tried to contain the rage you felt building up inside "get over it and grow the fock up" you spat. He walked closer to you standing a few inches from your lips. "you are so annoying." you said while staring at his lips while panting.

He pushed lightly his chest into yours and whispered into your ear "I didn't know you had so many thoughts of me" while taking his hand on your waist and holding you close. "You don't know the half of it" you answered. He bit your earlobe playfully. You tried to hold back a moan, but failed. "You push my buttens." you whispered back into his ear, The tension between you started to become too much. "youre so damn annoying" you could feel the rage shift to desire.

"you confuse me" he began "I can see you have so many opinions about me, but" he said kissing you from your earlobe and moving closer to your mouth. and then stopped, looking at your lips. "I can sense something else too" he said while grabbing your chin and holding it just a few inches away from his mouth. "you annoy me so badly I just wan't to-" you panted, feeling the desire to rip his clothes off. "you just want to what?" he asked. He grabbed your beer and put it away, and then he lifed you up on the table.

"please tell me" he hummed into your ear. "I'm curious to what you just want to do. " While sitting on the table, he moved closer to you. "you know, normally I wouldve killed you right off" he said, you sensed fear in you but curious to where he was going with this, watching his alluring eyes, knowing he had something else to say. "but theres something about you." he answered with a confused look on his face.

Pushing your body into his, so you could feel his big boulder. "I think you push my buttons too" he whispered. "And I want to explore what that means" he said and thrusted teasingly into your core. "Luc-" you moaned. "Im never gonna kill you, I just want to fuck your brains out" he answered. thrusting into your core once more. "youre mine." he said while breathing down your neck, kissing slowely. "only mine"

He moved your legs apart even wider, shifting his position closer to your core. "why don't you tell me what you want to do to me" he whispered into your ear. "I-" you tried talking, biting your lip while trying to thrust into his boulder. he grabbed your chin, holding it up close to his face. You could feel his boulder, and it was making you think unclear. "do you want to continue scolding me" he suggested, "or do you want me to fuck you" he asked.

The tension began to build so much up that you gave in, and grabbed his collar and kissed hungrly for him. You moved your hand down twoards his pants, cupping his boulder. He started to hum, "You should be careful and not ever scold me again" He moaned. "Or what?" you asked, cupping a little hard on his boulder.

He hummed, ripping off your upper clothes, then he grabbed your chin guiding you close to his lips "I'll have to punish you" he said seriously and kissed you hungrly. ripping off his clothes, so his long shaft finally came out. You lost your breath for a second, and stared at his long throbbing shaft, hungry for your entrance. "I can think of a few ways." he answered with the most devil smile on his face, satisfied with the look on your face.

He took a grip on your jeans with his both hands, where the zipper was and teared a hole in it right down to your entrance. Then he took your thong and ripped it off, and pushed it aside, making your entrance more available. He then orderd you to lie down and move your ass closer to the end of the table, closer to him. "Finally" he moaned as he took his fingers right into you with no warning, finding your g-spot. You moaned "Luc-" he started to keep up the tempo thrusting his fingers into you. "Please" you moaned, he smiled his usual sly smiled and replied "please what?" he said as he took his long shaft and started to rub himself outside of your core.

you moaned but then he stopped "You think I'm annoying?" he said with a smirk on his face "I'll Punish you for that" he said and slapped his shaft upon your entrance, hearing the wet sound. you moaned with pleasure. You started to thrust your hips, wanting him inside you. "I want you" you begged. "I'm not done" he moaned as he rubbed his long shaft outside of your entrance, you tried to wiggle him inside you, wanting him inside. "ah ah!" he said and turned you around, so that your stomach were facing the table, he then spanked you on your ass. "beg" he moaned, "beg for me" he continued and spanked your ass one more time. "please lucifer" you begged.

Lucifer loved that he made you beg for him. "apologize" he said and spanked once more. "Im sorry please" you moaned, shaking with desire. He hummed at your response, and replied "one more time" he said and then he took a bite on your ass, teasingly. "I couldn't hear you" he said and lowered himself so he could taste you. "sorry" you begged.

He took out his split tounge and tasted you. "you taste so good" he moaned, you could feel him breathing into your core. He took his tounge and playfully found your g-spot with his tounge, thrusting you with his tounge. "I want you to cum on my tounge" he said and then kept thrusting you with his tounge until you climaxed.

He raised up, positioning himself closer to your core. "Im not done" he said, and thrusted himself into you. "Lucifer" you moaned, "fuck me hard Lucifer" you begged. He grabbed your hair, holding it into a ponytail and started to thrust so hard the bottles on the table started to shake. Which made you even more hungry for him, "Say my name" he moaned "say youre mine" he continued and kept thrusting hard into you, he moved his hand from your hair to your throat.

Finding a rhythm to his thrusting, which made you burn up inside, ready for another climax. "Lucifer, Im yours" you moaned, and he started to hum, and couldn't hold back his moaning and sounds. "yes, youre mine" he moaned and kept thrusting into you. "Lucifer!" you climaxed and he grabbed your hips with his hands and pushed himself deeper into you and climaxed. He started to pant as the result of the climax. he pulled out and saw the cum started to drip out of your core.

He smiled satisfied with his work and grabbed his shirt cleaning you up. "thanks" you replied "Y/n, Im serious, you're mine now" he said. "I do not let anyone talk to me like that" he looked straight into my eyes. "no one" he said seriously. You couldn't help but smile as you replied back "I know" and you gave him a soft kiss. "lets get out of here" he replied satisfied and winked.

#lucifer x reader #lucifer supernatural #lucifer spn #lucifer spn x reader #lucifer spn smut #lucifer supernatural smut

[gizkasparadise]

hi!! i love your taste in dramas and i was wondering if you have any more villain romance recs, specifically cdrama recs? i finished lbfad and tiger & rose already and im currently watching twisted fate of love (and LOVING it hehe)

yay i love villain romances!! gonna include villains and villain-lites! my favorites on this list are goodbye my princess and arthdal chronicles for villain main leads and love and redemption, monarch industry, empress ki, extraordinary you, chicago typewriter, and bridal mask/gaksital for villainy second leads!

cdrama: villain is the main lead

the ultimate villain romance for me is goodbye my princess. the male lead is fucking horrendous but compelling and it's a tragedy from start to finish. don't watch if you want healthy relationships, someone changing for the better through the power of love, or a happy ending. do watch if you're in the mood to just get fucked up and see gorgeous costumes and scenery while doing so (also my favorite cdrama ost!). romance of tiger and rose is kind of a romcom parody of this one, too!

the legends is a nice sort of gender flip-- the female lead is basically a hot shit, overpowered demon and the male lead is a gentle guy trying to do bad all on his own because he's full of heart eyes. there's also a secondary antagonist who has a thing for the female lead, so double villainy!

word of honor. i have not finished this one, but one of the male leads def fits this bill!

the rise of phoenixes. not really a villain ML, exactly, but he's very machiavellian and schemey so if you liked the lead in twisted fate of love, you'd DEFINITELY like him (i need to finish this drama!!!)

...till the end of the moon. which i dont think i recommend, but feel compelled to mention. here's the deal: the middle arc, like eps 19-30ish? fucking perfection! the bookends on either side? dont do nearly as much. the end? i dont know her (literally, i didnt bother with the last ep). idk try it out if you're starving for costume villain love trapped in a masochism tango, but....watch some of the other dramas on this list first

cdrama: villainy second lead and/or main antagonist is in love with the lead

love and redemption and dear god you'll need a stress ball

monarch industry/the rebel princess has shades of this

prince of lan ling

kdrama: villain is the main lead

arthdal chronicles has a male lead having a villainous crush on the female lead (and they are VERY ship baity), as well as the second male and female leads both being villains and in love. i love iiiit, but be warned it ends on a cliffhanger and s2 isnt out yet

cheese in the trap. the male lead is not a great dude. a lot of people dont like this drama, but i love it (aside from a weak last ep)

everyone's just a little bit shitty in bloody heart, to include the male lead

the male lead in little women will have you guessing from start to finish if you're a clown for trusting him or not

who the villain is is kind of a rotating door in the series, but the main male lead in moon lovers: scarlet heart ryeo definitely spends time in anti-hero land

que sera sera and when a man's in love/man in love are older dramas with male leads who are definitely Questionable (the former is described as a bastard in the synopsis and the latter is an ex-gangster trying to go legit but not quite able to shake the gangster tendencies). neither story is a traditional romance, and there's a lot of content warnings to be mindful of (lots of slapping and hitting in the former, cheating in the second [and probably some slapping])

depending on your POV (or the point of the story) the main love interest from empress ki could qualify! and then there's a support character who's a straight up villain that's got a crush

i dont want to tell you anything because spoilers! but there's flavors of this with king in love/the king loves

kdrama: villainy second lead and/or primary antagonist is in love with the lead

extraordinary you

mr. sunshine (more anti-hero than villain, but you'll get that flavor with dong mae aka my most intense SLS ever)

dali and the cocky prince

the princess' man

tale of nokdu

chicago typewriter (more villainous crush than full on love line)

bridal mask/gaksital (the male lead also starts out as a villain in this one!)

from now on, showtime! features a villainous crush and i wish the backstory eps were their own drama because i loved them

#asks! #cdrama #kdrama

[bridgyrose]

More Masked Villains, pls? Can Blake get to kiss Rubes this time uwu?

Ruby paused as she found herself in an empty bed, her head still spun from the night before. The room itself seemed untouched for years, not empty, though abandoned seemed to be the right word. Dust lined the window and the knick knacks on the shelves, though the bed and floor had clearly been cleaned and used recently. She slowly sat up and quietly got off the bed, making sure not to make a sound as she made it to the doorway. The smell of eggs, beans, and toast wafted through the air as the door creaked open.

“About time you woke up,” Blake said. 

Ruby jumped a bit as she heard Blake’s voice, not having noticed her sitting on the banister railing. “Where are we?” 

“Brunswick Farms.” Blake hopped down and smiled at Ruby. “Sorry about the way we had to get you here, but we wanted to make sure you couldnt… fight back.” 

“So drugging me was your go to method?” 

“It was either that or knocking you out in a fight. Drugging felt like the safest option.” 

“You may have a point.” Ruby sighed and closed the bedroom door and started to make her way downstairs. As if to prove Blake’s point that they hadnt been here long but long enough to make sure the farmhouse was cleaned. The smell of breakfast had started to grow stronger as she made her way to the kitchen, still cautious. “Though, I dont think I understand why you wanted me here.” 

“Because we needed to talk to you alone.” Blake hopped over the railing and used her semblance to land without a sound, her shadow clone disappearing as it hit the floor. “And to offer you a deal.” 

“A deal? What kind of deal?” 

“To help us take down the SDC once and for all,” Weiss answered as she walked out of the kitchen with a plate of eggs and beans on toast for Ruby. “Hope you dont mind beans for breakfast. Its one of the few things they still have here that doesnt go bad. Put enough salt or hot sauce on it and it’ll taste edible enough.” 

“Thank you…” Ruby gently took the plate and watched Weiss and Blake carefully. “What do you want with me?” 

“I’m sure you can figure out what we want, after all, you have stopped us multiple times.” Weiss pulled her mask out of her bag and sighed. “Though, I guess we cant say that’s been difficult.”

Ruby paused and took a step back and dropped her plate. “You’re the girl in the computerized mask.” She then turned to look at Blake, her hand instinctively reaching for the scythe that wasnt there. “And… you lead the White Fang.” 

“I’m more like a lieutenant than the leader, but that’s all semantics.” Blake sighed and sat down. “I know meeting us under these circumstances arent the best, but we just want to talk.” 

“You drugged me!” 

“Because we didnt have a choice!” Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose and took a breath to calm her nerves. “Its not like you’d just sit down with us once you know who we were.” 

Ruby slowly sat down. “Then… what exactly is it that you want? I figured you’d want to kill me.” 

“We… have a proposition for you.” Blake put herself between Weiss and Ruby, her ears twitched as she kept an ear out on both of them. “We know you work for the SDC, but we think you may be better off helping us take them down once and for all.” 

“But… you’re both criminals.” 

Blake sighed. “Only because that’s how society wants to see us…” 

Weiss moved out from behind Blake and a little closer to Ruby. “The White Fang is tired of getting pushed around by the SDC and Atlas’ willingness to overlook the injustices they go through. And while bringing the SDC down wont stop it, it’ll at least bring the slave labor for the mines to a halt.” 

Ruby paused for a moment. “And…. what exactly do you get out of it?” 

“If everything goes well, I will put my father in his place.” 

“I’m sorry but I cant-” Ruby winced as she felt a needle press into her neck and her body started to go numb, the muscles tensing up and then relaxing rapidly as she once again started to lose consciousness, Blakes and Weiss’s voices had started to distort in her ears.

“Weiss! What was that for?!” 

Weiss moved to Ruby and stuck an earpiece to her ear with a smile. “She wasnt going to agree to help us, so I’m going to make sure she does.” 

Blake frowned, her hand clenching into a tight fist. “This wasnt the plan.” 

“And letting her go after asking her for help wasnt going to work either.” Weiss pulled away from Ruby and started to make her way to the kitchen. “In a few hours, she’ll start seeing things our way. And then, we can make her ours just like we wanted.” 

Blake growled and hit the wall in frustration to release her anger. Her growl turned into a soft sigh as she looked over at Ruby, guilt starting to wash over her. “This… isnt how I wanted her to be ours…” 

#rwby #drabbles #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #masked villains au #masked villains #no kissing this time #at least not yet

[coughloop]

@twitchytyrant​ ive gone back and forth on what i like out of an aeropress, and for the most part have abandoned it in favour for something i can make slightly more coffee with at home because i make it for my partner and i to share and i want at least 300g of liquid out.

when i am aeropressing though i have a couple different recipes ive used over the years which i made cards for a while ago for a competition i was in.

i would say the biggest difference between the two is how much work you want to put into getting a better cup. When everything with the inverted method goes exactly right i’ve made some of the best cups ive ever had but also sometimes fucking sucks and i have no idea why, though i think part of it has to with grounds getting stuck to the plunger and not all of it getting fully extracted. 

The standard recipe  is the easy breasy every day use type thing, which i did a lot during the pandemic when i was living alone and wanted a second cup but wanted something that would give me more body than a classic pourover but i didnt want to think to hard. Either way you’ll get less clarity than a V60 or something similar but the texture on both more than makes up for it if that’s what your’re looking for, and they both work REALLY well with natural coffees as they almost taste like you’re squeezing fresh fruit juice out of the beans themselves when all goes right.

[moss-reads]

Caraval by Stephanie Garber

Rating: 3.4⭐️

I originally started writing this review with 2 hours in the audiobook left, but decided to scrap it because it was much more generous then i'm going to be now

with all the praise ive heard for Once Upon a Broken Heart i'm so confused that this was written by the same author, and now i'm not sure if i'm as willing as i was to start that series, when i'm not even sure i'll even start Legendary or Finale

I listened to the audiobook, narrated by Rebecca Soler and i think her voices are quite good and its easy to forget she's just one person narrating all the characters, and i think thats why i continued with it till the end because the experience wasnt completely unenjoyable

I will say sometimes the performance was a bit dramatic, but i imagine that could be from the writing, which i think felt extremely basic and i think for this being the first in Stephanie Garbers at least well known books (considering i cant even find titles of what wikipedia says shes written before) that can happen and i try not to fault authors for that

the plot felt extremely muddled and confusing, and the pacing was extremely off in several paces but it didnt feel like anything mattered that much anyway, the twists and turns felt too high in quantity to really know what exactly was the truth, but not in a fun way like a book that keeps you guessing, it felt more like there was a full point you were supposed to get but it was so shoehorned in it was hard to grasp it fully

the romance wasnt bad,but it both didnt feel that necessary and felt too necessary, and it sort of took away from how we're suppossed to believe Scarlett loves her sister above all else, when her reunion with Julian had way more depth, and his character felt the most well written till the ending

donatella dragna is probably one of the most insufferable badly written characters ive ever read, and finding out she's supposed to be 15 makes some sense until you remember all the illusions to sex with her character and then you just get a bad taste in your mouth

i dont want to dunk completely on this book, because i did enjoy some of it especially around the middle point when they first arrive on the island, but as it got further on i just wanted it to be over, as i stated earlier i got to about 2 hours left and started to write this review because i wanted it to be over but i didnt even continue the book for several days because it just didnt draw me in enough

i might later continue the series out of curiosity, and because i would like to give Once Upon a Broken Heart a chance but i am so extremely disappointed since this has been on my tbr for a while, i even almost bought the physical copy a few months back but i am so glad i got three other books i thoroughly enjoyed instead because i had attempted originally to read the ebook from my library and could not get through it

tldr: i did not like caraval, i dont think it was the worst book ever written but i dont think it was very good either,and honestly i think the love interest was a better character then any of the rest of them, and only for about half the book

#Caraval #caraval by stephanie garber #moss reads #moss reviews

[avo-kat]

what day is it?

thats right!

and it's my 3 year vegan anniversary! :D

to celebrate the day i made my favourite food, because i love food and can still eat my favs no problem!!

maki sushi with extra firm tofu. tastes p much exactly like i remember.

medovik! 9 layer russian "honey" cake. only date syrup instead of honey, and soy and coconut cream.

my mother used to make this for birthdays. its my favourite cake, but since you gotta bake 9 layers, it takes a bit too make. but SUPER yummy.

its been 3 years since i went vegan and i wanted to think back on my life as vegan so far.

i went vegan after i watched cowspiracy and right after earthlings.

except, thats not quite true.

no staunch meat eater just goes and watches cowspiracy and earthlings and goes vegan. (unfortunately! otherwise thered be way more vegans, haha, if we could simply convince meat eaters to do that.)

no, my vegan journey started way earlier.

i always loved animals. (who doesnt?) in university, back in 2011, i went vegetarian for about half a year. because i felt bad for the animals. it was a sudden, random decision, i dont remember what brought it up. but i only lasted half a year. why? i didnt do any research. none at all. i just figured, okay, not eating literally animals is great! animals dont die for milk and cheese so its fine.

i guess even back then i was too afraid to know the truth.

then, a few years later. corona just became a thing. i got sick. didnt get tested, because there was "no way" i could have. i went on a walk, for my health, with my ex, and i went on a rant about vegans.

i said how much i hated them and their hypocrisy. how vegans were responsible for making poor quinoa farmers even poorer. (yes, really! i said that!)

half a year later i was vegan.

how did that happen?

well, see. i used to feel very anxious about climate change. actually, i started feeling anxious about climate change back in elementary. consider we had started doing something about it back then, huh?

anyway. i felt... powerless.

"feeling ohnmächtig" is what i called it in german. translated its feeling unconscious. or. feeling powerless. helpless. without power to change.

there was nothing i could do. im just a single person. not a politician, not an employee of a company lobbying for less environmental restriction, not a rich person.

just a regular, normal person. no power. no way to change anything.

knowing that didnt make me feel any better, however, strangely enough.

i discovered zero waste. it was at least something. i wasnt overconsuming anything already, i tried zero waste. to alleviate at least some of my guilt and feeling of helplessness. if i at least do what i can...?

well, funny enough: all the people on youtube that made videos about zero waste were vegans. all of them. but they were not those pushy, mean, militant, crazy vegans. no, they were nice. telling their viewers to reduce plastic, simply stuff.

one of them posted a video on why she went vegan.

i didnt watch it for some time. made me uncomfortable. and it didnt matter, either. i was never gonna be vegan. i couldnt. me, vegan? no way in fucking hell. absolutely impossible.

well, i watched it.

here it is, if anybody is curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROgKML9GtCs

And, well. It got me thinking. I could relate to a lot of the things she said.

Well, I went on. Tried bar shampoo, and less plastic, I ate more tofu and veggies in general. Kept watching their videos.

One day, I realized I had to watch Cowspiracy. I had to. For myself. For the environment. (It's what I told myself.)

So I did. I watched Cowspiracy. I sobbed. Decided to go vegan for the environment. And then I watched Earthlings. And decided to go vegan, for the animals.

And that was 3 years ago.

Right at the beginning, I was very sad. Hurt, upset, and angry. I was grieving. For all the animals I hurt, for all the animals that were currently being killed and tortured, because I suddenly saw all that pain around me. In the grocery store, during meal times, it was everywhere. I couldn't escape.

The pain lessened after some time. Then I got angry. Very angry. Those who have followed me way back probably can remember. I was just SO fucking angry. At other people that still dared to eat meat, at corporations and restaurants and politicians and-- mostly myself.

I knew it, deep down, that eating animals wasn't okay. That's why I went vegetarian. I did care, but I was too much of a coward to really learn the truth. I was angry for going that long, refusing to accept the simple truth:

Animals don't want to be eaten. And they don't deserve to be treated the way they are treated now.

It's been 3 years and I definitely calmed down a lot. I still got angry from time to time, but overall I'm definitely way more calm about this.

And... I've been trying to think of the best way to convince others to go vegan. I don't think there is one foolproof way. And as good as being angry and mean may feel at that moment, that probably isn't the best way to convince others. But I don't think complimenting somebody into baby-stepping their way into it, is it either.

I think... the main way people turn vegan is the emotional route.

You CAN rationalize yourself into turning vegan. Like that one philosopher youtube guy.

But you can't rationalize yourself into staying vegan. Because humans aren't rational. You can have the best rational arguments for something, but then one day you get home drunk after going out with friends, there's a cold burger in the fridge and you're hungry and it's probably that you eat it. That's how I stopped being vegetarian.

But if people learn the truth, and learn about the pain animals go through by watching Earthlings or Dominion, that's a whole different ballgame.

So, what's the verdict?

I'm glad I'm vegan, I'm glad I'm no longer that overly angry and I hope I can at least show people it's possible to live a happy life with good food even as a vegan.

#october 3rd

[pooapdiisq]

i hate people so much i hate all the quote friends ive ever made i hate all the relationships ive had most of them were traumatic and changed my mindset and view of myself and people not in a good way. i dont wanna make any friends #emome but im such a toxic person for half my life i hinted in a humorly way abt me selfh4rming i used to want so much attention now i want to rot in a hole with spikes. all the things i love arent real the only resl thing i love is gx0re to me there is something so beautiful about all places of the humanbody being seen fresh through a pierce showing what matters the most

what made me love this? i dont know exactly theres lots of considerations like undiagnosed illnesses trauma internet access, my love for this and the kind of person i am the the things i desire make me feel special not to mention my music taste, not spiecisl but lucky, so many people are boring i hste poeple so much theyre either boring or hot and have some similar interests but turn iut to be a physicotic liar n cheater. i would only date someone who is very similar to me. i reakize that even though i hate myself, its mot like i want someone to accepet me for who i am, i simply want to find a real friend, my favorite ex loved gx0re and brought it back from to me ar first tramatizing ptsd but i quickly begsn to fall in love more than her, with her and gx0re, we watched it together she thoight it was more funny than anythinf else, while it made me wet and i wish i told her so i could've gone all out but alas i didnt. i desire to find a woman who loves gx0re and is a sadist but st the same time someone who understands me, no one ever will but ive never met one person in my life who remotley understands my passionate intentions. i want a girl who will watch me cvt eatijt popcorn inside her head, telling my what to do how and where and then clean it up for me whermouth then share with me. and when i want to pretend like thats nrver happened after or the next day she would watch charmy kitty in wonderland sith me or cinnamonroll movie or the mlp movie and feed me warm sugar honey cinnamon milk and talk to me like im little i wanna be able to agre again. i want someone who will share the blanket with me someone who will cuddle with me and not be mad when i get uncomfortable physically and want to turn over i wsnt someoje who isnt on their phone facetiming otherp oeple every time they are around me i want someone who has no friends. i want someone that isnt real, no one specifically i want someone who has a really gross funny laugh. i want someone who loves horror i want someone who loves animals i want someone who has good musictaste i want someone who can fly me away from this hole ive been living in my whole life. but at the same time i want someone daed to love. someone who wanted to be. someone who wanted this. insides are so much better than the outside. but at the same time i want my body to freeze and be at center clarity peace serenity endlessly

[all-about-seggs]

"Put your horseface to a better use damnit" , Eren growled at the ash blond man, that was currently kneeling between your legs, his intense brown eyes so transfixed at your pussy one would think he'd never seen one before. Eren was never a patient man so it didnt came as a surprise to either you or Jean when he grabbed the other male's mullet and shoved his face against your puffy clit. The tiny stubble of his face rubbing against your crotch made you moan, but before you could say his name, your boyfriend's mockery caught your attention, " Thats what you were after weren't you, fuckin horseface, probably thought i didn't notice you drooling over her ass all those times.. ", Spitting these condescending words he wiggled Jean's head roughly with one hand while the other held your neck firmly.... to assert dominance you almost chuckled at the thought and if it werent for the fact that his hands were tied behind Jean definitely would've retaliated afterall, he not exactly submissive to anyone either but he wanted this to happen more than anyone thats why he ignores as much as he can and shift his focus on you" Well now that ive finally given you permission to taste my girl atleast make her feel half as good as i do", Eren's green eyes scanned apathetically at him as he lapped at your folds and clit at a speed that made you dizzy and you just thanked your lucky stars that Eren was sitting behind you or else you would've toppled right of the bed.

Being trapped between your intense boyfriend and your equally intense mutual..... Friend you'd say, despite the heavy denial on both the male's side only made this situation more thrilling and you certainly weren't complaining.

After so longggg, i finally wrote something. And in m thinking rather than full fics id be more suited to short drabbles like this befor i get into the groove of things again. Anyway thank you for reading (~￣³￣)~

#Attack on titan #attack on titan smut #aot #snk #snk smut #shingeki no kiyojin #eren yeager #jean kirstein x reader #jean kirstein #smut #eren smut #jean smut #attack on titan x reader #my writing #eren x reader #jean x reader #eren x reader x jean #attack on titan finale

[chuuya-centric]

making out hcs

characters: osamu dazai, ranpo edogawa, chuuya nakahara

genre: suggestive

warnings: gn reader, no pronouns used, uhm 🧍 yk it gets a lil steamy and has like mentions of sex ??? but theres def nothing super explicit

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↬making out with dazai is always ............ interesting to say the least 🧐 it can happen anywhere, at anytime, and you'll never know until it's too late

↬sometimes it'll start out as a quick peck, and then another, and another, and— hey, is it just you or does each kiss keep getting longer 🤨 when did he slip your coat off ??-?_;?? now his arms r around your waist and .............. o look at that he's got you pressed up against the wall with u gasping for air bc he's barely giving you anytime to breathe

↬speaking of, his kisses always leave u breathless 🧎 he is such a good kisser please lord i just know it 🛐🛐

↬he usually just leaves after these types of makeout sessions (much to your annoyance) 💀💀💀 he likes getting you all worked up and then going right back to work like he didnt just have his tongue down your throat and his leg between ur thighs

↬other times his kisses r slower n more passionate from the get-go and u know exactly where this is ab to lead (these types of make out sessions will often lead to sex tbh, they're always really sensual and smooth and he has no intent of leaving u all high n dry)

↬personally he prefers kissing w (a lot of) tongue, but if ur not into it, he'll understand and "do his best" to take that into account (but dont be surprised if you end up w his tongue in your mouth either way 💀 if you like it ? fantastic 😚💖 if you dont ?? he loves seeing u squeal in disgust and try to push him away in surprise LMFAO)

↬he always somehow tastes like sake with a little bit of mint ?;?_(&?$-_??$&? dont ask me how but he does 🤨🚶 that being said he tastes better than you'd expect and kissing him is a magical experience 🤤

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↬ranpo's kisses r sweet like candy

↬jk but he does taste like candy so ig that wasnt an entirely inaccurate statement 😚😚

↬he isn't usually one to initiate the kiss tbh, he prefers when you do it LMAO 💀 but whenever he does, they're most likely to be a quick peck to your lips or cheek (he isn't really a fan of any kinds of pda bc he actually gets embarrassed rlly easily)

↬behind closed doors, however, is a different story 🚶🧑‍🦯 hes a lil more likely to initiate the kiss and whenever he does ............ o lord 🧎🧎🧎 theyre fs a reflection of him

↬ranpo's kisses r very fun and airy, !! and out of these three men here, he's the most likely to laugh and smile and giggle in between kisses

↬making out with him is an experience given to you from the gods PLEASSSKEEEE and it's never awkward bc if sth happens you'll both just laugh ab it and carry on

↬usually makeout sessions start bc u gave him a kiss, but he was feeling clingy (not that he'd ever admit it 💀💀💀) so he pulled you back in for another, and another, and another, and hey look at that, you've been kissing him for the past 15 minutes and now ur both gasping for breath

↬doesn't really mind tongue, enjoys it even 🧏 and when he tastes so sweet, how could you refuse him 🧐❓

↬OH MY GOD HIS FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN let me turn off caps okay his favourite thing is when he's eating his candies or whatever (probably like hard candy tho yk so you cant just bite into that shit immiediately it has to sit and melt a lil idk) and u ask him what flavour it is and he'll pull you into a kiss and let you taste for yourself and take a guess (dont be surprised if you actually end up w the candy afterwards, he doesnt mind sharing so long as it's with you <33)

↬RANPO MAKE OUT WITH ME CHALLENGE ;!_(&!-??&!:?:!&(:!:!_!&;

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↬chuuya's kisses r nothing short of rough and passionate

↬his kisses also tend to be v rushed and sloppy however that doesn't mean they're not enjoyable

↬i'd dare call him the middle ground between dazai and ranpo 🤨🧐 kisses aren't like every five minutes (dazai im lookin at you 🤨), but rather spaced out throughout the day as to keep you satisfied

↬once again ............. he is a tongue man. he tastes like a fine (slightly sweet?) red wine nine times out of ten (the other one time he just tasted like straight fuckin mint ??? 😭💀 like ur eyes started watering after and he got really concerned like "babe r u ok 😟” and you were like "yeah but y THE FUCK is your breath so minty" 💀💀)

↬i am so sorry everyone here likes tongue, i'll make more hcs like these feat. mfs who don't like it LMAOO

↬he understands if ur not a fan of tongue, so unlike SOMEONE, he'll actually take your personal preference into account and do his absolute best to keep his tongue to himself 🤒🤒

↬ok so similar to ranpo, chuuya loves sharing his wine w you — thru making out kissing ofc 🧎 never passes up an opportunity to take a (rather large) swig and let it pass between your parted lips (might get a lil carried away and slip u a lil tongue but yk it is what it is 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯)

↬he actually has a tendency to get carried away regardless tbh 😚 it starts out as jus like a short lil kiss but yk ............ u come back in for another ............... and another — is anyone else seeing a pattern here 🧐🤨❓ these three men r the best kissers in bsd and i do NOT take criticism — and oops, now ur sitting on his desk with him standing in between ur legs as he starts trailing kisses down your neck before he suddenly remembers he still has work to do and he tells you he promises he'll finish what he started later (and oh boy was it worth the wait 😩😩😫🤤🤞)

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai x reader #osamu dazai x reader #chuuya nakahara #chuuya x reader #edogawa ranpo #ranpo edogawa #ranpo x reader #bsd x reader #city.journalist #gn.reader

[ot3]

i find it wild that so many people say they like amphibia better than the owl house when i've struggled so hard to make it through amphibia season 1 (i'm up to episode 17 i think). maybe it gets a lot better after S1 but i wish i didn't have to slog through so many episodes in a row of "anne does something inconsiderate and irresponsible because she is a Flawed Teen™, consequences happen, friendships are deepened" just to get a hint of plot, and then immediately go back to the same thing. i wouldn't even mind the slow pacing of the overarching plot thus far if each individual episode was just more interesting! whereas with the owl house, i've been excited to watch the latest episode from the show's start, i love the worldbuilding and characters and seeing what they get up to and how they interact every week. i know it's not perfect, and maybe i feel differently because i actually started watching TOH as it was airing, while i'm watching amphibia after the fact, so maybe i'm just less patient with it? but idk i just find the whole experience less enjoyable, overly predictable, and feeling like it was written for an audience too young for me to enjoy. idk idk am i watching the show wrong or something? do i just need to get past season 1 and then i'll like it?

this might just be a taste thing because 'feeling like it was written for an audience too young for me to enjoy' is pretty much exactly how i feel about the owl house! amphibia definitely has a slow first season but i found the characters enjoyable enough and the jokes funny enough that i was still able to have fun watching those episodes. i expect a little bit of formula in childrens tv so im not too put off by it. a formula, to me, shows that you understand what the Intent of your writing is. by contrast, i found the owl house to be very disjointed. it didnt seem to be entirely sure what kind of vibe it was trying to cultivate and in my opinion it introduced a bunch of different premises: girl who is a witch's apprentice, girl who goes to magic school, and girl who is looking for a quest, and just sort of flip-flopped between them while failing to deliver on the true appeal of any one of these topics.

the fact that ann does a bunch of dumbass Flawed Teen things in the beginning is also part of what endeared me to her because it's made the character growth she's gone through feel really earned! in fact one of my biggest complaints about luz as a protagonist was that she doesn't have any meaningful flaws. her victories don't feel particularly deserved either. whereas amphibia genuinely feels like it builds towards its heavier plot beats, the owl house, to me, felt like it was just sort of arriving there as part of a predetermined course and the stuff that happened in the middle didn't even really have all that much of an effect on that.

you're correct to say that early amphibia is 'consequences happen, friendships deepen, shreds of plot are revealed' and i would also not like it if that's how things stayed, but there is genuinely a ton of payoff for all of that and it's really good. as the final season builds further towards the show's conclusion, the relationships that these characters forged while they were just fucking around in frogtown are proving to be genuinely meaningful and it's impactful in a way it wouldn't be if we didn't get the chance to watch these bonds grow naturally. i can safely say that amphibia is not dragging you around with a breadcrumb trail for no reason; everything is coming together really nicely in the end here.

i definitely find the worldbuilding to be the most interesting thing about the owl house, which is why i'm pretty disappointed in the fact that it seems to be kind of underbaked in some ways. something that's been particularly bothering me is that in the covention episode they introduced all of the non-main covens that people in this world could join, but now as the coven system becomes the main plot point of the show there has literally been nothing to recontextualize that (im a couple episodes behind, though, so i might be wrong!) and it just seems like this huge hole that's undercutting the story to me. it's something id be more than willing to overlook if they werent asking me to take it so seriously, yknow?

im really sad i Dont like the owl house because i really really wanted to, everything about it looks RIGHT up my alley. but it just hasnt been able to deliver on the potential of its premise or characters (edas the only one i really care about) whereas amphibia is something that has way less appeal to me on principle but i feel like is really well executed. id recommend giving it another chance!

[miss-smutty]

Only One Rule

A/N- a little bit late but I still have some valentine's Day one shots I wanted to do 🙈

Can you tell big, manly, dominant men are my kink? ✨ 🥵🥵

Summary- You and your best guy friend are single and decide to have an Anti-Valentines day night together watching horror movies, there's only one rule - NO mention of ANYTHING romantic. You get scared and one things leads to another...

Pairing- Thor x you

Word count- 2,260

Warnings- Swearing, smut

18+ only

Posted: 18th February 2021

Valentine's One-Shot Masterlist

"If you're coming over tonight, there's only one rule - NO romance what so ever and I know that's going to be so hard for you because you're all chivalrous and old fashioned but that's the deal, ok?" You said to Thor through the phone, trying to make plans for the night. It was Valentine's Day and you were pathetically single, luckily for you, so was Thor. It had been your idea to have an Anti-Valentines night with your best friend, the last thing you needed was to be reminded that people are actually in love. 

"What are you talking about Y/N?"

"Like no romance at all, no romantic movies, no describing women in a poetic way and even no holding doors open for me. Basically just don't be you for the night."

"You want me to be somebody else?" You're confusing his poor ditzy brain.

"Right, you know that show we watched together - Sons of Anarchy?" You ask.

"Yes, the one with the bikers" you can practically hear the cogs turning in his brain.

"Yeah... be like him, the main guy" 

"You want me to treat you like a whore and call you bitch?" Wow! Why did those words coming from Thor's lips, make your pussy flutter?

"Well not exactly but that's better than being all mushy" you were thankful he was on the other end of the phone because you were sure your cheeks were glowing, bright red.

"I'm not sure what you're talking about but I'll see you tonight" he hung up the phone before you could protest anymore.

Now all you had to do was spend the day avoiding anything love related, which meant you couldn't leave the house. If you did you'd be surrounded by couples, kissing and holding hands. Bleugh, thinking about it was enough to make you sick.

You spent the day picking out horror movies you could watch, preparing snacks and getting yourself ready. Just because you were anti-love didn't mean you couldn't look your best. You convinced yourself you were dressing up because you had nothing better to do, it's not like it's a date or anything, is it? You pondered the thought, he's your best friend, no definitely not a date.

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Shaking the curls loose from your head and running your fingers through them, you stood up to check yourself out in the mirror.

The high-waisted leather look trousers, with a deep plunge, black cami top didn't look too much did it? You turned around in the mirror, checking yourself at a different angle and completed the look with some red lipstick. Just as you began to doubt your outfit choice you heard the doorbell ring, too late now.

You couldn't help feeling nervous as you made your way to the door, to let Thor in. What the hell is going on with me?

Thor's jaw fell to the floor as you opened the door, looking you up and down as you stood in the doorway.

"Is there a change of plan? Are we going out?" He asked, still unable to pull his eyes away from your chest. You couldn't help feeling sexy as hell when he couldn't take his eyes off of you. Seriously, what the fuck is going on? He's your best friend, been your best friend since he came back to earth and you'd never had these sort of feelings for him before?

"Erm no. I just... Erm. We're watching horror movies I thought I'd dress as the queen of darkness" shrugging your shoulders sarcastically.

"If you wanted to be queen you..." Thor started before you cut him off mid-sentence.

"Ah Thor, stop! I know you was just about to say something romantic and you've barely walked through the door"

"Right sorry, whores and bitches. Got it... Is that the look you were going for?"

"Are you saying I look like a whore? I don't know whether to be proud or offended" you scoffed, pushing his tall frame into the room.

"No, no... I..."

"Relax I'm just fucking with ya" poor Thor, doesn't know if he's coming or going, you laugh under your breath, putting your hand over your mouth when he glares at you.

"Why don't you pick a movie while I order pizza?" You pass Thor the remote while you search through your phone for the number.

After a couple of minutes he turns to you, smiling widely "Right, I've chosen the movie"

You look up from your phone to see he'd chosen a forbidden chick flick.

"No way!'

"Relax, I'm just fucking with you" he laughs, proudly.

"Ohhh, touche." You say, laughing along with him.

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The movie you'd chosen was ridiculously scary, you'd had to grab a cushion from behind you to use as a shield on the really jumpy parts. Thor had gotten himself comfy on the couch with his long legs stretched out and feet resting on the coffee table in front, along with the snacks and pizza. His arm was stretched around the back of the couch, behind your head, his tall, thick physique making your couch look tiny and giving you no option but to snuggle up closely to him.

"Argh!" You scream at another jump scare, throwing yourself into Thor's side and hiding your face into his chest. Wow does he always smell this good? You sneaked a peek at him through your eyelashes and found him contently watching you, making your stomach flip when you look into his deep, blue eyes.

You move away from him, trying to put as much distance between you as you can on this small couch. Your thighs are still touching and you can feel physical sparks from the contact, Thor smirks at you when he realises what you're doing.

"Y/N - "

"Nope, stop" you cut him off, knowing he's going to say something that's going to melt your heart and make you lose all your restraint.

"But - " He continues.

"Shh" you say pointing at the screen in front of you, pretending to watch but you can't stop your mind from racing. He's your best friend, you can't feel this way? Can you?

He puts his big hand on your thigh, shocking you when it makes your heart stop. You look down, staring at it, unsure of what to say. You can see he's watching you, more than he's watching the movie and it makes you squirm in your spot.

Oh fuck, why is he looking at me like that? Your heart is racing so fast.

From the corner of your eye, you can see he's moved so he's facing you and he's now making his way towards you.

"What are you - " his lips make contact with yours, stopping you mid-sentence, pushing you back so your laid on your couch and he's hovering above you.

"Thor I said no rom -"

"Just shut up for once, will you?" Oh fuck me! Your pussy clenches. You're weak, so fucking weak. You release a inhuman noise, somewhere between a whine and moan and it stirs an animalistic nature in Thor. You can actually see the switch in his eyes as they swirl with hunger.

"Open your legs" yes fucking sir! You do as you're told and he settles himself in-between them, eating you up with his eyes.

"Thor - "

"Seriously, shh. You've been such a brat all day and then I find you wearing this, I can't take much more" his words and deep tone of voice make you welp. He smiles darkly, knowing what he's doing to you. Is this really the Thor you know?

What have you created? Whatever it is, you fucking want it!

"Take off your trousers - " you start peeling them down immediately but he stops your hands midway " - No. slowly" he groans. Oh fuck!

Thor bites his bottom lip and groans loudly when he sees your black, lacey panties. Unable to keep up the slow pace, he hungrily grasps your mound in the palm of his hand.

"Mmm, so wet" he smirks. How is this even happening?

"Wait, Thor - " you stop him, just before he pulled down your panties, his fingers hooked into either side.

"What now?" He sighs, exasperated.

"Only one rule -" he cuts you off, too eager to get started.

"Yes, yes, yes. No romance, I get it. I can fuck you without being romantic" he says gruffly. oh my dear fucking lord! Yes please! He rips your panties as he's pulling them down and flings them off to the side with a grunt, his strength and eagerness betraying him.

He kneels up inbetween your thighs, circling your clit with his thumb while he watches you intently, squirming beneath him. When he sees your stomach clench, he stops rubbing, making you moan loudly.

"If you don't like it, then why are you moaning?" He whispers into your ear. Oh god! You want to grab him but he's pinning you in place with his thick thighs.

"I didn't say I didnt like - " he didn't wait for you to finish before he buried his face between your legs " - ah fuck Thor" lapping at your wetness with his thick fucking tongue. Your body jerks as he repeatedly circles your clit with the tip of his tongue. It's truly agonisingly pleasurable, desperately pushing yourself up into his mouth.

"Fuck, you taste so fucking good" he says stopping to look up at you, his mouth glistening with your juices before he dives straight back in, making you writhe and moan.

"Oh god Thor, I can't take anymore" you scream as your legs begin shaking uncontrollably and your body turns ridgid as you gush all over his mouth.

"Mmm" he says while still pressing his lips to you, the sound vibrating your already swollen, aching clit making you release another orgasm. You still haven't recovered from the first and the whole room spins around you as you come down from the high, a ringing reverberating in your ears. Thor still sucking your clit into his mouth while his tongue flicks up and down relentlessly.

"I can't... Ah fuck. Pleaseee" you plead, unable to take much more of the unforgiving pleasure coursing through your core.

He moves his mouth away but replaces his lips with his thick fingers, so you only have seconds to breathe before your holding your breath again. Desperately grasping at the sofa cushions to brace yourself.

"Tell me" he says breathlessly, his hair tousled from your fingers.

"I... I -" you can't speak, you don't even know what day it is. Locked in a neverending loop of pure hedonism.

"I won't stop until you tell me what you want" he curls his fingers up to meet your spot, gazing in your eyes as he continually finger bangs you until you're gushing over his fingers. Melting into the couch with the euphoric rapture of yet another orgasm. Mewling beneath him as you unspeakably beg him for his cock without actually being able to speak out loud.

"Fuck... Me" you force out between breaths making him smile wickedly. All you can do is lay there and watch as he pulls his trousers over his cheeks, just until his cock is free. Before you can even take in the sight of his huge cock, he's slamming you into oblivion.

You instinctively wrap your legs around his back, pushing him impossibly deeper into you, with your feet. You watch his face screw as your walls clamp around his cock like a vice, groaning in your ear as he slams into you over and over again.

You've never felt pleasure like this before, the whole thing has felt like one giant orgasm from start to finish. You don't ever want it to end, his narcotic power over you. The way he can make you feel like a goddess but weak at the same time.

You roll your hips, bringing them up to meet his thrusts at a unbelievable pace. You can feel the gripping sensation rising through your veins again as you come harder than ever before, screaming at the same time. Thor looks at you, checking you're ok before he carries on the onslaught. You're an absolute quivering wreck and you don't know how you can take much more without shattering into a million pieces.

"You good?" He whispers in your ear, slowing down the pace ever so slightly.

"Hmm, kiss me." he smiles before kissing you tenderly, opening your mouth with his lips so he can find your tongue. You hold on to his back while he fucks you gently, a much softer, forgiving pace.

"I thought you said no romance?" You feel him smile on your lips, while you roll your hips into his, matching his pace.

He moves the hair from your face and holds your head in his hands, his forehead resting on yours.

"Look at me" he continues thrusting in to you while you gaze into each others eyes. The look of lust you see there, making your orgasm build again. You can feel his cock twitching when he's almost ready, grunting with the last of his thrusts. You can feel the power of his come as he pumps into you, then falls limply on your chest. You're both panting loudly as you wait for your climaxes to pass, your chests rising and falling so fast. He rests himself between your legs, trying not to put all of his weight on to you, waiting for you to recover in a comfortable silence.

"Well that escalated quickly" you say, laughing nervously, hoping that this wasn't going to make things awkward between you now.

"I'm not finished with you yet" or maybe it's just the start of a whole new relationship dynamic, one you were more than happy to pursue after that performance.

#thor odinson #thor x you #thor x reader #thor smut #thor #mcu smut #smut

[heyitsyn]

RANDOM SEIJOH HCs ACCORDING TO GIGI

a/n: this is a thing i cooked up between doing trig exam and ap gov review akdsjfldskfj

IM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY USED THIS GIF BUT IM WANTING TO RE-DO MY ENTIRE PAGE AND MAKING BANNERS SO THIS IS A TEMPORARY THING AJDJDJJD ALSO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THE KEEP READING THING ON THE APP BYE

oikawa def listens to indie music just bc he wants to feel unique and the 'iM diFfErENt fRoM oTHeR gUrLs' vibes

i FIRMLY BELIEVE IWAIZUMI HAJIME IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CHOMPS ON HIS ICE CREAM BC HE LIKES TO FEEL THE COLD ON HIS TEETH AKSJSKSKSK

meanwhile kunimi eats a kitkat like its pizza just CHOMP

makki caNNOT sleep without a pillow between his thighs LIKE LISTEN he has 2 sisters and they all told him its so comfortable and at first he was like,, ??,, then he tried and now cant sleep without it

bUT MATTSUN LIKES TO SLEEP WITH PILLOWS SURROUNDING HIM bc it makes him feel safe and like there are two body pillows on either side of him and hes kinda trapped in the middle aksjskdk

when kyo was younger, he was really short and although he had other pants, he loved this one pair but they were really long on him and he wore it all the time and the part of the pants that touched the ground is torn in shreds

kindaichi steps on the sofa before sitting LIKE puts one foot on the cushion then the other until hes literally standing on the couch before folding to sit with his knees up to his chest (i do this)

watari sniffs his food before eating it no matter if its something he eats all the time or something new, he still sniffs it either way

yahaba is really particular with his feet and he likes to get a really big tupperware (duh one only meant for his feet) and fill it up with warm almost boiling water and he just soaks them

oikawa has sleep paralysis and he oftens hallucinates about aliens in the corner of his room

kunimi does this thing where he makes weird noises with his mouth like sounds of his mouth opening LIKE when youre tastinf something new and you do that sound with your tongue (I DUNNO HOW TO DESCRIBE IT AJDKSKKD)

makki bends his knees just to crack his ankles

iwa sneezes a ton but he has those sneezes where theyre quiet that you dont even notice or really loudly that it just echoes throughout the gym

kyo sleeps with one sock on bc his feet gets cold easily but both socks make him feel really hot so only one sock is perfect

for a tall and hunk of a guy, mattsun is a very light walker like his footsteps are very light and if he wants to, it can be practically silent

watari actually hates vegetables ajssksksk he particularly hates zucchini, eggplants, any vegetables that are that shape

kindaichi likes to stick or lean against walls because to him, they feel cold and can decrease his body heat

oikawa stands and places his feet at V position like \/ instead of ll because his sister did ballet and he was taught that was the right way of standing and it was considered graceful

yahaba has a fear of cactuses

mattsun does so badly in the heat because his body temp runs so high and the hot surroundings make him feel so uncomfortable and so he takes a lot of cold showers

iwa cannot swim like he freaks out immediately when his toetips can no longer feel the bottom and he panics with thoughts of drowning

watari has really small feet that he still buys big kids shoes to save money

kyotani considered playing baseball because he thought baseball bats were cool but he got angry and threw tantrum after missing his first pitch

iwa chomps on a whole raw chili while eating ramen akskksks

oikawa actually hates sweets bc when he was younger, he had cavities and iwa showed him a cartoon of cavities eating his teeth and will make him toothless

kindaichi really really likes hugs but hes too awkward to ask them even from his parents

yahaba chomps on mints so he goes through boxes of them in a week

i feel like theres a boy in the team who doesnt brush their teeth everyday and rubs a towel on their teeth to make it look clean and take mints to hide their bad breath

iwaizumi is actually iron deficient so he bruises super super fast and he even developed iron defiency anemia when he was younger bc his parents didnt catch on which caused him to be put on strong medication for months and still takes it now

WAIT,, OIKAWA IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT BUT HE LIKES MILK SO HE EATS MILK BREAD TO MAKE HIM FEEL NOT SO BAD OR GUILTY OF CONSUMING STRAIGHT DAIRY

seijoh four bonding time is watching gordom ramsey shows and yelling and screaming 'YEA! EXACTLY!' as if theyre also cooking genuises

watari used to eat grapes all the time until his mom got worried and told him if he doesnt stop, he will eventually turn into one. he only eats it every few weeks

when he was younger, kunimi cried because he had befriended a chicken on a trip to a farm and his mom took him to eat fried chicken after and he thought it was Chicky (his chicken friend :"))

kyotani used to stick out his tongue when it was raining so he could taste the raindrops. they taste better than bottled water

one time, during a seijoh sleepover, they dared oikawa to wear his sisters old uniform, skirt and all, and it backfired so everyone turned red and couldnt look at him in the face

their pregame ritual is touching each other's shoe tips

they tried doing yoga at yahaba's house before by watching yoga youtube videos but everyone ended up having to go to the chiropractor after (how did makki even turn into the human pretzel?)

the local gym gets so scared when they see the team coming through the doors bc these men are so LOUD like they HYPE EACH OTHER UP SO MUCH THEYRE SO ANNOYING AKSKSKDK

also never take them to an all you can eat sushi place. if you do, bring them earlier of the day like 30 mins after opening time so the cooks can cook enough for them without running out of ingredients (even then sometimes they still run out)

oikawa used to eat his mom's roses from her garden because he thought it would make his farts smell good like roses

takahiro is a surprisingly good artist like he draws really cool action fighting scenes in the corner of his papers and stuff

in my work: it's canon that iwa is half filo and his nanay used to dress him up in a barong all the time during halloween bc she wanted him to showcase his heritage

yahaba drinks a lot of milk because he hopes to one day grow strong and bulky like the 3rd years instead of being seen as a pretty boy

kindaichi's mom is a hairstylist and she always scolds him for using a lot of gel bc she's always the one who washes his hair

makki never learned how to do taxes and hes had the government knocking on his door a handful of times (BOKUTO AKKDJSKKS)

kyo has a dog: a chiweenie

there's someone on the team who wears those socks with individual pockets for toes

their pinterest is so different from what they look like for example, mattsun has a board of different flower decorations and arrangements

kunimi throws up during intense horror movies

watari's celeb crush is emma watson

the team alternates from different music genres like from ateez and bts to mxmtoon and beach bunny

they still dont know how to pronounce camila cabello's name

theyre all active in social media but only oikawa is on it 24/7 and in all platforms while the others have insta and snap

mattsun has twins as little siblings and he used to get them mixed up all the time that he used to draw a sharpie dot on the girl's forehead to determine she was his sister

watari hates sitting on the floor bc his butt bone hurts really easily so he can only sit on cushions for long periods of time

the team was supposed to have a party but everyone didnt know what to bring so they proved they shared the same braincell by bringing the same thing: a box of pizza

makki's an old soul and prefers to play records on a record player or watch old movies

kyo is surprisingly good at giving massages because he really pushed hard on those tense muscles

kindaichi knows how to crack necks so everyone goes to him a lot to do it (a friend of mine does this and can i say its terrifying yet so good?)

the only one who has a license is matsukawa and thats because granny needs to go to the doctor a lot and he hates her walking by herself and cabs are expensive

kyotani and yahaba are actually,,, lowkey close,,, not like best friends but theyre nice to each other and they got a stick and poke together (yahaba's was: :) while kyo's was: >:))

watari has a collection of mangas (some bl maybe 👀)

WARNING SAD: mattsun’s future job is a funeral person right? he ends up taking care of granny’s funeral free of charge and he had to take a week off because it was really painful for him

oikawa learned spanish SUPER fast to the point he forgets japanese sometimes but there are moments where he forgets both languages and hes just,,,, ???

makki’s unemployed yea but he rooms with mattsun in exchange of cooking because makki’s surprisingly good at cooking

iwa is practically the nutritionist of the team because he knows everything about proteins, carbs, iron, and needed vitamins so they all go to him to know what to eat and what they need

kunimi has lots and lots of shoes but usually only wears 2

kindaichi has a habit of pretending hes chewing gum even though he doesnt have gum, his mouth just chomps and moves with air akasldfjkf

there was a clown phenomenon in america but in their city, they had a mascots and seijoh 4 went around scaring kids :”(

oikawa never manspreads he gets too insecure to spread out like that akdjfkd

kyotani can easily sleep anywhere like he would be standing and just fall asleep or he sleeps with his eyes open

yahaba’s parents own a restaurant somewhere in the city and he works there sometimes

IM REALLY GOING TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS YALL AKSDJFKL

SORRY IM WRITING TOO MUCH I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVENT UPDATED BUT IM IN A CAR RIDE RN AND I WAS ABLE TO WRITE AGAIN AND MY EXAMS HAVE FINISHED THIS WEEK IMMA CRY

PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO REPLY WITH ANY OTHER HCS YOU GUYS KNOW OF SO I CAN PUT IT IN HERE AND CREDIT YOU WITH IT SO WE CAN HAVE LIKE A HCS BOOK FROM EVERYONE BUT THIS IS WHAT I STARTED WITH

oikawa screams a lot according to gigi but he’s actually a really quiet guy and not easy to scare

OKAY YOU GUYS DONT KILL ME I SWEAR IVE BEEN SO TERRIBLE AT WRITING BUT YOU KNOW WHO TURNED ONE TODAY? THIS PAGE!!! MY BABY IS ONE ALREADY 😭😭😭 ANYWAYS, HOPE THIS CAN MAKE YOU GUYS SMILE TODAY AND SCHOOL ENDS NEXT WEEK AND IM ALREADY AT 132 DRAFTS AMSJKSDKSK SO OH MY GOD THERES GOING TO BE SO MUCH COMING AND IM SO EXCITED TO GET THEM OUT 😩😩

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu!! imagines #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! headcanons #aoba johsai #aoba johsai x reader #aoba josai #aoba josai scenarios #seijoh #aoba josai imagines #aoba johsai imagines #seijoh imagines #seijoh manager #haikyuu manager #haikyuu!! manager #aoba josai manager #aoba johsai manager #seijoh x reader #aoba josai headcanons #aoba johsai headcanons #seijoh headcanons #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!! fluff #seijoh fluff #aoba johsai fluff #aoba josai fluff

[k0kichiimagines]

happy birthday saeran choi!! my love!! him!! anyways i did a fluff alphabet for him <3 under the cut

also its technically the 12th here :( sorry

- mod kichi who yes is a 707 kinnie too

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

your kindness, you respect towards him in trusting him and letting him make choices. in terms of physically he likes your lips, and your eyes.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

its canon he wants a baby, either biologically or via adoption :) i feel like he'd want to wait though, he has healing to do and he wants to experience life a bit, and then raise a child. he would be a very gentle father, and make sure they experience everything he didnt get to.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

he likes being face to face, getting to see you - sweethearts cradle if im not wrong? but honestly? he doesnt mind

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

he has a lot he wants to see, and he'll want to take you everywhere,, a lot of cloud gazing (gave me flashbacks to UP), nature dates,

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

"you are my life / soul / world / happiness"

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

God, he knew when you were both in that damn cult. and he hated it, he wanted to deny it, Unknown wanted to deny it, Ray didn't understand it. but his racing heart and pink cheeks said otherwise

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

so gentle! especially since he feels a lot of guilt over how suit saeran treated you. even if hes being playful, like tickling you or tough housing, theres always this softness to it

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

he loves it! he always has his hands brushing against yours, wrapping a little finger around yours. its like silent love

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

that you were pretty but a bit too trusting, or perhaps you didnt care much what happened to you... you interested him

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

he trusts you, however there will be moments he doubts himself and his worth. he may stay silent, or he may gently explain his feelings - not in a way to make you feel bad or cut ties with someone but just to communicate

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

canonly you did! hes not a very good kisser, youre his first, but they're sweet anyways :) and he gets better with time !! there's always this softness to them, like he sees you as something so precious you may wilt away if he's too rough

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

i feel like it was him canonically? it was a lot for him, it may just be words but it was new and it was terrifying

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

probably the first while after his after ending, just you him and saeyoung, finding his freedom for the first time. it was a rough time, but his first tastes of happiness

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

he's not exactly rich, despite saeyoung insisting they share the money he's saved up, but i feel like he would get you things! little things, flowers, jewellery youve had your eye on, small but meaningful gifts he hopes you'll enjoy

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

probably your favourite colour/s

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

darling, love, my love, sweetheart, flower, petal, different flower names, my hope

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

books, flowers, etc,, honestly he prefers most non modern things

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

honestly he likes the rain, he'd use his time to find something to do - read a book, watch something. he has so much he wants to experience he doesnt get bored in the rain.

i can see him going out at least once, getting his clothes soaked and having to have a bath afterwards, at risk of getting a cold the next day

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

he bottles up a lot, tries to seem happy,, he'll slip back into his irritable moods at rare times, and you'll find him hidden away in corners with tear stained cheeks. he has panic attacks a lot too

however, he does get therapy and help, ans he will try his best to explain his feelings to you as well. a few times he may want you or saeyoung with him, or even just waiting outside.

when you're upset he'll take tips you gave him back to you, if you dont want to talk then try distract you and etc

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

everything! seriously! his passions and hobbies, yours, everything and nothing, he loves it

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

his flowers, being with you, baths, cooking

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

his flowers!!

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

he'd want to discuss marriage, make sure you want to and you're both ready. he'd take you on a nice date, somewhere you like, buy you ice cream, and he'd ask you once you were alone, with a bouquet of hand chosen flowers, each with a special meaning.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Line Without A Hook

Mr Loverman

Meant To Be Yours (not healthy but)

Him (james marriott's one!! its one of my favourite songs!! especially reverbed and slowed)

And more i cant think of

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

yes!! especially since its something his parents never did (i dont even think they dated?), it feels like securing something, a reassurance you'll be together.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

,,bias again its a cat. cats are perfect for him, they need attention and care and play at times, but equally not a huge amount and constantly,, especially if its one that likes sleeping on his lap

they might dig up his plants though :(

#saeran x reader #saeran choi x reader #mystic messenger x reader #mystic messenger imagines #saeran choi #fluff