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apatheticrobots · 4 months
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i'll make it worth your while~
#little shop of horrors#little shop#lsoh#lsoh twoey#audrey ii#audrey 2#sal art#so um. guess what i saw at Westside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#holy shit. oh my god. jesus christ#ive never seen a professional production before#and like more power to the volunteers/students whose productions i HAVE seen#by god they did their best considering the challenge this show presents#BUT THE SHEER SCOPE OF THE OFF-BROADWAY ONE???????????????#first of all i have to shout out to everyones vocal performances because they were absolutely stellar#it was corbin bleu and constance wu and i had no idea the latter could sing?? but she killed it as audrey#AND AARON A. HARRINGTON AS TWOEY.................MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE RAAAANGE HE HAS IT ALL#but with that said#Jesus Christ The Puppetry Was Fucking Otherworldly#no pun intended i swear#like. again the volunteer performances did so well considering#but the sheer breadth of the skill difference between them and the professionals#GOD!!!!! GOD.#SHE HAD SO MUCH LIFE. SO DYNAMIC. AND SHE WAS *SILLY*#a lot of twoey's mannerisms were like a combination between a snake and a cat and it was delightful every time#in her final stage especially she had all these little like. head tilts and minute reactions to things#and it just made her feel so ALIVE.#her full-bodied laughs mean everything to me#EVEN WHEN CORBIN WAS DOING THE HANDHELD SHE WAS SILLY!!!!!!! ya never know funniest fucking choreo EVER#UGH ive said enough. ive said enough. i will talk until my tags start getting deleted if i keep going so ill leave it there
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chosetherose · 6 months
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I’m on edge after 🎃 used the word pregnant and told us to hold onto our blind faith.
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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 10 months
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Y’ALL THE MARKETING TEAM DID PIXAR’S ELEMENTAL SO DIRTY
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yourdicc · 1 year
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they not beating the noncon incest allegations...
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sunlit-haruka · 3 months
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I'm glad Milgram isn't a Toby Fox game lmao, the fandom would show no mercy towards Es
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caycanteven · 10 months
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To Steal A Ship
hehehe i wrote more and will continue to write more. Motti belongs to @mothiepixie and Lex belongs to me <3
Lex rehoisted her leather duffle against her shoulder as she followed her new captain toward the harbor. The sun wasn't blistering with it's early rise that morning, but the warm rays and cool sea breeze was a delicate reminder of the day ahead and many to come. The smell of saltwater was strong, though not as strong as the gutted fish smell as the two pushed their way around the docks toward the supposed ship her new captain acquired. "Someday I'll have somethin' like that," Motti spoke up with a pointed finger.
Lex hummed, raising a brow and following Motti's gesture to a brigantine anchored in the port. She acknowledged the woodwork and it's fine craftsmanship, a fine merchant ship no less. Her one eye landed on the beauty at the bow, a figure head of a mermaid who's hand outstretched to rest underneath it's bowsprit. It was most certainly a sight for a sailor's sore eyes. "Aye, that ship is a sight," Lex chuckled softly and shook her head good naturedly. "Merchant ship," she noted openly as she pushed through two large fisherman who crowded her. She gave them a glare, before taking Motti's side.
"Ye right," the captain nodded with a thoughtful hum, "I could of afforded a ship like that long ago, but for now I got the best I could."
Lex raised a brow again at the hint of a past her new captain had yet to share. She'd never pry for the information, though she admitted she was curious. She knew she wasn't from the same upbringing as herself, but if she wasn't, then how did she get to this point?
"So ye got a ship, then?"
Motti nodded, "'course I got a ship. Ain't much, but it's enough."
Lex and Motti stopped at last next to a schooner, who's appearance and care was much less than the merchant ship they shared appreciation for. Lex's single eye considered the vessel and it's hull. Not a large ship, but not a sloop; it was a good starter boat, but if her captain even dared to sail the seas in search of the Black Fiend, she'd need to upgrade it eventually.
Perhaps they could manage a few minor bounties, or goods transportation for local merchants between ports. It would be a decent start, but a long, long time before they'd be able to afford a brigantine of their own. It wouldn't be as nice as that other brig--especially if it were to have a figure head as nice as that--but it would be their own.
Lex followed Motti onto the rickety catwalk joining the dock and the schooner. She hummed and pressed a boot into the dock, testing her weight on the wood, fortunately finding it sturdy. Lex leaned against the mainmast as she dropped her duffle on the deck. She watched contently as the captain expressed how she came to own such a vessel.
"I was lucky 'nough the old bastard who had this before was so willin' to part with it for what I had," Motti huffed and placed her hands on her hips as she tapped her boot's heal against the ships deck. "Had'er repaired a bit but could be better, I suppose."
Lex hummed in agreement. "Aye, she'll do," she chuckled softly.
Motti smiled appreciatively and held her chin proudly, "I plan to head to the port south here in two days time. Lookin' fer more work, of course, but maybe some more crew." Seeing Lex nod, she felt confident enough to breach her next subject.
"Can ye sail?"
Lex shot Motti a confused look mid bite of an apple she pulled from her leather duffle, raising a brow and grunting in affirmation. "Aye...?" she replied, though curiously before biting into the fruit.
Motti smiled and only gave a nod, before turning to explain what else was available on the ship as well as her plans to gain a small fortune and where she believed the Black Fiend would be next.
Lex, on the other hand, was suspicious and refused to let the topic drop. She wiped her lips of bitter juice, her mouth full as she questioned her captain carefully.
"Can ye sail, Cap'n?"
Motti stiffened, shifting uncomfortably on the deck as she looked over her shoulder sheepishly toward her crew member.
"...ye can't sail, can ye?"
"...no."
Lex sighed with a groan under her breath. She shook her head, realizing what she was getting into when it came to this new captain; it supported her suspicions more so. However, as she stood straight, she refused to question her captain further and she decided to do the next best thing.
"Aight, cap'n, I'm gonna have to teach ya then."
"What? Really?!" Motti exclaimed happily, but Lex eased the captain back onto the heels of her boots with a stern look.
"Aye, but ye hold ye britches," she began, "cause ye got no clue how to steer a boat, ye can't leave port. Gonna have to teach ya quickly if ye plan to head to the next in two days."
"Can't ye just--"
"Aye, maybe fer a bit, but ye need to know how yer own ship works. A captain is only as good as their ship," Lex enforced gently. "Ye eventually can hire a helmsman," she muttered and put her hands on her hips, "but fer now, let's get ye sea legs underneath ye." Seeing Motti's excitement in her blue eyes brought a warm flutter to Lex's chest. She smiled and turned the captain and started explaining the parts of the ship, from bowsprit to port.
Lex wasn't quite sure what she was getting into when she told her captain she'd teach her how to sail.
Though losing the ol' schooner on the day before they planned to leave port was not what she anticipated.
Lex grunted, sitting against a post of the dock as she wrung out her hair. Thankfully, their belongings were salvageable and they only lost their rations planned for the trip, but the ship as a whole was the greatest loss.
How in Davy Jone's locker were they gonna get anywhere without a ship?
"Sorry," Motti mumbled defeatedly, wringing out the skirts around her waist as she grumbled curses beneath her breath. She was soaked, but Lex was more than thankful her captain knew how to swim at least. Sailing was one thing, swimming was another. Motti scowled at the water that left her flintlock's holster as she emptied it.
"Ye just need practice," Lex reassured softly, trying her best not to express her frustration so easily. She rubbed her face once her hair was efficiently not as drenched. "Gotta admit to ye cap'n, we ain' gonna be doin' any practicin' without a ship, or get to the southern port tomorrow." Lex picked up her boot to wrench it off, then poured out the water on the inside, a couple small fish flopping on the deck with the gentle splash.
Motti sighed and plopped down, hands on her freckled cheeks with disappointment and irritation knitted in her brows. "Aye, I'm aware."
Lex hummed, seeing the defeated look. She sighed, "Oi, cap, don't let--"
She jumped when Motti exclaimed proudly her sudden idea.
"Ye wha?!"
"Ye and I will steal a ship!"
Lex stared, baffled as she blinked. She turned her head and began smacking her ears, grumbling about the water making her hear things.
Motti, however, grabbed her hand and gave her a firm look of determination. "We steal a ship. Ye know yer way around weapons, I know my way around men."
"Ye just admitted ye like to get aroun'," Lex scoffed and raised her brow, but couldn't help the little smirk curling at her lips.
"Not like that. I ruin the hearts of anyone, sure, but I got my eyes set on someone already and we're gonna find'em no matter what," Motti snorted smugly. "How ya think I got that...well, had that ship?"
Lex smirked and chuckled softly. So, that was how she managed, she thought, she's a fine manipulator, if she's doin' it right. Can't blame her in this life, I suppose. Lex sighed, relenting to Motti's eagerness and contagious desire to cause trouble for their benefit. "Aight, aight. Ye got me on the hook, cap."
"So, ye got anotha ship in mind?"
"I think ye already know," Motti grinned.
It wasn't easy, but it certainly wasn't hard to get on board. The captain was right about one thing; men flocked to her as soon as she presented herself. Lex had to hand it to her, she knew how to get them distracted, but seein' as their plan was working so well, Lex took it upon herself to scope out the rest of the ship.
Weapons, rations, merchant cargo from a northern port, no doubt. She'd seen some of these things before, not to mention the crops that grew there were valuable to southern and central ports. This ship was full of it. They could likely sell it themselves and get plenty of gold in return.
Though one thing that had Lex's eye was a beautiful musket, made with mahogany wood and fine metal. It looked like it hadn't been used. Lex took care to examine the weapon and it's condition, before giving it a quick glance down the sight.
Oh yes, this was a beautiful weapon, indeed.
Lex's examination was interrupted at the sound of chatter muffled by the hull of the brigantine. Her immediate thought was of her captain, and she quickly got up with the musket in hand and it's pouch of ammo at her belt. She knew there were limited guards on the ship, but she was weary as she snuck around back to the upper deck. She crashed her back against the side and peeked over the railing.
The captain had her hands full; larger men, sailors that worked for the ship perhaps, were crowding her with rather disgusting grins. Lex narrowed her eye at the looks they had, and one had gotten close.
Far too close.
The glint of metal was all she needed
The crack in the air sent men and straggling fisherman on the docks into a surprised panic. The man, who's knife was bared before Captain Motti, fell lifeless as his dead weight hit the edge of the harbor's dock and into the waters below.
Motti, hands on her hat and eyes finding Lex on the ship's edge, quickly began to push her way past the men who'd yet to recover from the gun shot.
Though, at the sight of Motti breaking for the ships ladder, they seemed to realize they'd been run a rig. "Stop them!" Yelled a sailor, and another dove for Motti in chase.
Lex grunted and cursed under her breath. She needed to reload. She snarled and she grabbed her own flintlock from her belt and she lifted it in haste to take aim and fire once more.
A warning shot; the bullet whistled past with the second crack of the gun, scaring the man off his pursuit and falling face first into the wooden boards. That gave her captain plenty of time, she was certain.
"Sink me, ye savvy Cap?!" Lex yelled urgently to Motti as she climbed the ladder and joined her crew mate.
"Blimey. Ye I'm fine, ye ol' salt!" Motti huffed and she looked over her shoulder as the men started after them. She gasped as Lex pushed past her and cut the ladder with her knife, swift and quick.
"No time to watch them feed the fishes," she grumbled and she climbed the bridge to the helm. "Weigh anchor, we leave now! Ye remember how I showe'd ye the sails?" Lex yelled as she began to reload her musket, preparing for the worst.
Motti nodded fervently and quickly got to work without a second thought. It took time, but when they managed to haul the anchor back up, Lex was already at the helm and directing the ship out of port. Motti quickly joined her, the two of them witnessing the wind catch the sails with vigor and the boat forced through the waves.
"Aye! We're doing it!" Motti exclaimed.
"Not yet, Cap, still gotta outrun the fleet if they show," Lex grunted and jerked the wheel effortlessly left to steer out of port. Another crack sounded and Lex quickly ducked as did Mottie. "Blimey!"
Motti looked portside to see the sailor who'd fired. She grunted and grabbed her own flintlock. With quickness, she fired and held firm as the gun jerked upward following the bullet.
The captain didn't miss.
Lex smirked, surprised yet impressed. "Aye, ye can shoot but ye can't sail?!" she laughed ands he held to the wooden wheel.
"Sailin' is much harder than shootin', and one of them I learned when I was younga!" Motti smiled.
The two shared a boisterous laugh as they stole away with their prize, a brigantine fit for a crew to be, with a golden mermaid at it's bow.
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sadistic-softie · 1 month
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Ok, but the forbidden eroticism (or at least, that's what I like to call it) in Hannibal goes fucking crazy
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kideaternomnom · 4 months
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Y’know Idk why people compare Zuko to Todoroki when…Zuko’s sm prettier, badass, cooler, and just better in every way possible. 🙌🏻Don't compare my boy Zuko to some random ripoff-
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hardlypartying · 3 months
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how filthy can i make the smut before i get embarrassed?
chapter 17 is currently at 8k words and 7k of that is just riara fucking
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My goal today is to finish Excuses, Excuses
I thought I’d have it done so much sooner but silly me forgot that finals existed and I had gotten so burnt out from them that I’ve been simply rotting in bed
Hopefully my goal pans out correctly but there are no promises <3
Much love,
~ Bat
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birdhouseblog23 · 11 months
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Ngl the Yugo event is WAY better than I thought! Yugo getting to interact with the other Arc V cast is so heartwarming that it makes me happy to see him again after so long from the final. If anything this is the best development we got from the anime exploring more into his dilemma of saving Rin and worried about Z-arc returning from beyond the digital grave. Especially since his rivalry with Yuri is still on the table with the potential we might see him again as well.
Let's just hope that when Yuri comes to Duel Links he gets proper treatment with his character development that wasn't explored more in the anime, including his own issues of making friends and how dueling isn't all about bringing pain to others but spreading joy bringing people together.
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monstrouscrew · 1 year
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a rare bird that didn’t disappoint me: Mr. Keay.
the soundtrack is a song “Shramy” (”Scars”) by a now nonexistent band Tracktor Bowling, the lyrics are in r*sian, the lead singress is Armenian.
old art, forgot two eyes whoopsie. imagine doorkeay if you want
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(i tried to add a few lines from the song but tmblr doesn't let edit the post with cyrillics ..and i feel sorry for all the not r*sians who use this alphabet)
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feralnumberfive · 1 year
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I only learned about the BTR "Sarah incident" last night but it's even funnier that the person titled the YouTube video "Big Time Swearing" 😭
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The full video is on this blog
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nanocados · 4 months
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Ik solotan is one of the more popular Satan ships bbbbut.. look. Satan. Simeon. You get me right? 🥹
(I don’t recall exactly which event or chapter they interacted in but their chemistry??? MMMMMM)
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yaxinqs · 1 month
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xavier’s disappointed face when he can’t catch a plushie gives me joy
anon you're cruel... he always looks like a kicked puppy
but i have to agree especially when he uses his evol like??? what did you expect??? is your light gonna beam the plushies up like a ufo would??? enlighten (oh my god sorry) me
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edelweiss313 · 2 months
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WHAT DO YALL MEAN PATRICK PLAYED ALLIE AT THE SEATTLE SHOW
First Spotlight, now ALLIE??!! MY TOP 2 FAVORITE SONGS OFF OF SOUL PUNK??
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