"Look, I just woke up from a migraine-induced five-hour nap, gimme a bit to reboot the horny."
"Ahhh, there it is. Yeah, no worries then my guy. I'll gladly take the gentle ramp up this time around. Get you some juice bro. How bout a lazy handy while you wake up?"
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Is Morgan's profile pic Vriska? 😱
yes she's still a homestuck
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
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{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}
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"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
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el alcohol quita la vergüenza
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as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis
Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?
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If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
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post-canon falin but she still has her blue robe
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