My left shoulder is fucked up but that doesn’t stop me from yawn maybe having a nice big stretch- oh you didn’t notice my muscles and collarbones did you? So embarrassing…
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Turning up to fulfill my duties as the family disappointment this Christmas 🫠
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WOW! I LOVE GOLD!!! I think that her dress on any of us would make us look great. Would you wear this dress? I know I would!
I would love to dress with her! Take her to a very crowded tech night club in San Francisco.. very close ..closer darling..oh so close.. as my hand slips up her...... No!! not with all those people on the dance floor.. I'm so bad. Can't take me anywhere. I bet she gives a great...... advise on fashion...ha .. what did you think I was going to say?
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“is that a ghost?”
“no honey, im pretty sure thats a lesbian”
(they/them)
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unsure how to cope with the awkwardness of a family party with a bunch of people you don’t know? meeting your dad’s new partner for the first time? seeing people you haven’t seen since you were a skinny cishet-passing teenager? just pretend to be your favourite chubby old man!
feat my new ginger hair 🥕
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22 year old me out here looking like high school me's dream boy
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