#not a retail therapist

[realads]

#tumblr ads #no better way to declare that you struggle to regulate your negative emotions and instead project onto inanimate objects than this shirt #see a therapist #not a retail therapist #mine

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo: God, what took you so long at the store, nerd?

Izuku: Well, I was checking out with my cashier and she looked upset, so I asked what’s wrong and next thing I knew, I’m listening to her cry and talk about her estranged relationship with her mother.

Bakugo:

Izuku: And damnit, I would do it all over again because she needed someone in that moment.

#I am Izuku #I always ask people what’s up bc you never know #when you worked in retail you learn to be a therapist for people #anime #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #boku no academia #boku no hero #bnha manga #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha #incorrect mha #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect mha quotes #bnha anime #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki

[high-quality-tiktoks]

retail therapy

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #funny #lmao #wtf #shopping #retail #retail therapy #therapy #therapist #therapists #sparklinghosewater

[kinda-buggy]

my therapy session today: a summary

#red dead redemption #hyperfixation #nintendo switch #my therapist said #no really she’s an icon tho #i wish i could say this was an uncommon situation #but it sure ain’t the first time she’s supported my retail therapy dreams #no pun intended #(lie) #meme communication

[swiftful-thinking13]

today in the car I was thinking about what my life would look like right now if the p*ndemic never happened

#I’m dying to see the alternate timeline #who did I end up taking to lover fest?? #would I have discovered BTS sooner or later?? #what did my college graduation pictures look like?! #did I end up applying to law school or moving abroad again?? #did I move out?! #did I ever circle back to the idea of being a therapist?!? #was I nicer to my mom?! #would my friends still be with their now fiancés ??? #did I work at another retail job or did I start a big girl job?? #I just want to know how everything would’ve played out #it obviously wasn’t meant to be in this lifetime but I still want to know !!!

[butchdykeorpheus]

biweekly I Fucking Love Therapy post

#working in retail makes me feel so drained but working in therapy makes me feel so fulfilled #why can i not just be paid to be a therapist already. ok yes i know im still in training but #being paid to do this and not having to do retail again to support it would do amazing things for my soul #gray.txt #uni tag

[autistic-shaiapouf]

You know. I think I might just go home and watch some ants until the job stuff no longer bothers me

#10x the work for a dollar more it is NOT worth it; i may have to pick up hours at another store #i just like the people I work with (excluding my manager) and would be so upset to leave them #but i know they'd support me; especially the coworker i went to the opera with U_U #I'll talk to my therapist about it bc this is getting to be a load of shit actually. this is a retail job #i am not putting in this level of effort; i can feel when the mental exhaustion starts taking its toll and can also #feel joint pain every time i bend down to pick something up or put something back #i just dont know how to go about this; exit strategy asap U_U #hoatm rants

[tattoorue]

#funny #funny post #lol #life #funny meme #funny memes #for real #truth #lmao #too funny #preach #funny relatable #so relatable #Target #get high #needs therapy #therapist #retail therapy #my medicine #my meditation #shop till you drop

[she-waves-at-cats]

At a certain level of autism, I think it’s easy to identify the most neurodiversity-friendly therapist in a lineup.

It’s the person who provided enough information for you to make a decision.

They had a photo, their credentials, their professional interests, a sentence or two of their personal background and diagnoses/identifications, the price, the channels, the times, what you can talk to them about. They didn’t bother with irrelevant details about liking long walks on the beach or how many children they have.

Unexpected bonus that makes me smile, she has a phone number but says to contact her by email or text. Yas, queen, as soon as I have £50 to my name.

#i dont exactly NEED a therapist #they hurt me in the past #i used to think they were useless #but now i think i know HOW to use one #i want someone to help me train myself to focus and prioritise better #so i can get a job sooner #and not be forced into another retail hell for fear of poverty

[pkmndaisuki]

one of these days i'll get my shit together. somehow. i hope.

#i reached out to therapists but haven't written back. i'm still jobless. stressed about a lot. especially when my 30th bday is coming up. #trying to solve the logistics of traveling when i have 0 of my own income is not great #wanting to be able to earn money but not go back into soul-sucking disease-ridden retail #and i know there's a lot i could do from home but i just. have no drive. #i can't sleep well i have weirdly vivid dreams that are not remotely pleasant i'm prone to migraines and it sucks #did i mention i'm gonna be fucking 30 and i haven't done much productively in my life??? #only had 2 jobs. never had a car. can't even ride a damn bike. scared of fucking everything more or less and i just #i know age milestones are bullshit and people shouldn't compare themselves to others but it's really fucking hard not to #i have nothing going on. nothing. and i hate it. but i don't do anything about it. and i don't know why. #it always comes down to two things though: money and time. i never have enough of either. #i'll be ok i think but man shit sucks.

[bobfloydsbabe]

depression is a bitch. pass it on.

#helena rants #depression session #i've been staring at texts for weeks #and i have no desire to answer them #and i just want to do retail therapy #because my therapist took all of december off #which was rude of her #so i'm coping in unhealthy ways #ignore me

[milo-is-rambling]

I LOVE YOU PAST MILO -current Milo nauseas head in a sparkling clean toilet I cleaned literally a half hour ago and then got too high while celebrating how clean it looked and feel sick now😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#but yipppee sparkly clean. gonna put a little sticky toilet gel thing on the inside while I’m in here #maybe throw up if another nausea wave comes before I can stand up 😭 #I had too much cereal and a lot of water at once and like. yuck yuck yuck I feel yucky high on the floor yucky I wish I was normal I need to #back off of weed a little to become a real person but also. I’d rather dig my own grave and bury myself in it alive than work a real job #like. fuckkkkkk I want to cry. fuck retail fuck fuck fuck I’m a failure wahhhhhhh I cant even handle beginner jobs #rattling the bars of my cage screaming crying throwing up why am I alive waahhhhhh okay nvm that’s too far it’s not that bad I’m chilling #the toilet is clean! look at the bright side. my therapist when I talked about like my mom maybe wanting to set a goal for working like a #certain amount of doordash hours and my therapists number she came up with was three hours and I was so happy like. she gets it. I am #exhausted just existing and she was like hmm you should work three hours a week. like. at most. #love her so much. it was probably a mistake but also. keeping it in my brain forever #imagine a three hour work week being backed up by my therapist to my mom like haha my therapist said I only HAVE to do three hours #god three hours still feels like a lot rn #like two weeks ago I dropped a salad in a tight packed restaurant and everyone watched me drop it and then walk back to the kitchen and wait #for them to make a salad so I could leave and fucking deliver the food and it was so embarassing and I haven’t done a single order since #then bc I get so anxious that I just exit the app if I don’t get an order like immediately which I haven’t yet so no orders. #I just get high. too high. and admire my cleaning work. it’s nice. I have to do the bathroom floor still. dog hair. dust. brother beard hair #my hair and bleach specks. I need to clean the bathroom fr. I’m excited I’m redecorating the bathroom in my mind and it’s giving me #motivation to clean it and I want to work more dooordash shifts (when I’m not this high) to save moneys to update my room and the bathroom #a little before the summer. just. replace air matress bc it’s low key a trigger now. so that’s fun. so buy a futon or smthing. and update #the bathroom into a thing that I like in my extra Milo type way. while making room for three ppl to share one bathroom. bc. it’s small #small bathroom for sure. but I’ll get it lookin good. add some cute decorations. maybe a candle or two. an incense thing for when I tak bath #slay. slay. building my dream bathroom in my mind and also. my Amazon wishlist land. and Pinterest land. I love making lists of things.

[sonuvawitch]

I know I have the right therapist when I said I hate Christmas and they were like me too!!!

#we have different reasons for detesting the holiday but still #fuck christmas AND I don’t even work retail anymore but I will never forget #anyways my therapist is wonderful #sarah settle down

[firefighting-idiot]

Work better be boring or I'm going to mclose it

#vulpersonal #today is a Solid 1.5 Day #in line with the therapist categorizing #I Am So Close To A 1 Day #soundscapes helped a little but retail work

[noisy-weasel]

Man how do you explain to your parents that no I don't have a future like stop pitching all these ideas to me because you sound insane. Like I guess they genuinely don't realize how close to death I am. I'd already be gone but there's no knives in the house Sharp enough. Like that's the ONLY reason I am alive. Period. And the fact I'm still here is so fucking stressful because every second I'm still alive is money and energy my family is wasting on me and I fucking hate hate hate it. Honest to god forcing people who are horribly suicidal to continue living is a crime like every year I'm still here increases how awful I feel tenfold and I should be able to buy pills that can kill myself just over the counter and there's just no excuses that I can't

#i know that sounds insane but if you've ever been horribly social you'd know how sure i am of this #it's genuinely a for society to try so hard to keep me here but there's also no resources to make me better #no healthcare no therapists can't even get afucking antidepressant without a therapist #at Least while i was still on my dads insurance my doctor couldn't put me on any #and then he forwarded me too a therapist that ALSO didn't prescribe pills #i couldn't pay for the sessions because of course i can't so WHYYYYY AREN'T YOU JUST LETTING ME KILL MYSELF??? #like do you see how this doesn't make sense???? #personal #suicide tw #srsly tho my parents just trying to pretend I'm not suicidal but i am genuinely going to be dead before 30 that's not a Joke that's #something i know in my heart is true #i was actually all planned and ready to kill myself when my parents went up both in July but my mom got sick and stayed home #it literally ruined everything #ahhhhhggg being alive sucks so much i feel so broken and worthless #someone buy me a knife please please please please #and honestly i think it's gotten to a point where i view getting a job as death #because i know i NEED a job because I'm nothing but a burden but i also know the moment i have money I'm starting a ticking click to my end #new killing myself is simply inevitable so getting a job ill hate (i have no prospects bc college too expensive and barely any experience #which will simply funnel me into a soul crushing American retail job) #so it's just like okay... my paychecks will be going toward a knife or a gun and itll be literally imposible for me to live if i have a #means of dying

[monster-energy-iv]

What if I just stayed right where I am and went utterly fucking insane

#every goddamn therapist or psychologist I can find that specialises in what I need help with #is TOO goddamn EXPENSIVE #Jesus fuck I cannot do this on a part time retail salary hood good lord. #rain rambles #tw