Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!
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Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot
Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv
Final without the text
Rough colors
Sketch !
Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)
Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)
Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-
(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)
Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)
Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))
They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.
PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes
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thinkin about how aang is zukos first-ever friend.
like hear me out, ty lee and mai are azulas friends primarily. in flashbacks zuko is only ever shown with his mom or his sister and her friends. even when zuko and mai date its like... it feels more like a proximity/being a Good Son thing than anything else, at least on zukos end. and he doesnt really have many meaningful on screen interactions with ty lee?
which i think is why aangs "do you think we couldve been friends?" moment is so impactful for zuko and its when he really starts to doubt what hed been taught growing up, bc this kid who he was supposed to hate and subjugate... is offering him friendship. something hes never had before, except in the weird proximity-friendships of ty lee and mai.
and tbh, i feel like aang never really lost that faith in him or their potential to be friends, even if said faith was shaken a few times.
and then by the end of the series zuko and aang hug and they declare themselves to be friends, and this feels like the first time on-screen we see someone declare zuko belonging to them in some way.
basically their friendship is so beautiful and i cry about it.
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if I had a nickel for every time a world war started because Russia was fighting over Poland, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but I hope it doesn't happen thrice.
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Gee Stormtrooper!Candace how come they let you have FOUR younger brothers?
Happy May the 4th everybody!! Once again I had to make fanart for my favorite piece of Star Wars media, the Phineas and Ferb crossover special :)
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This is FINE
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There's more than one reason why he's known as the 'Demon Cop'
Look this is 100% self gratifying crack.
Based on my own 100% genuine experience:
I have a large tattoo, across my chest, shoulder blades and back.
So, I was fairly resigned to the fact I'd probably never get to go to a public bath whilst visiting my friend in Japan, fair enough.
One day however, she says she'd found a bath that allowed tattoos, and not just tiny ones that could be hidden by a plaster.
So I go, very excited, and end up round the back of an area with a lot of signs advertising SoapIands and LoveHoteIs.
I explain in the shakiest Japanese to the lady manning the counter that I have a large tattoo and she waves me in nonplussed.
Pretty much every man there is covered in tattoos.
Whilst I was drying my hair, one of them tries to ask me something but my Japanese was no where near good enough to answer.
When I get back my friend seemed a little worried and then confesses that she'd found out, after I'd left, that she'd sent me to a yakuza bathhouse.
I wish I was able to understand what that man was trying to say to me.
also, the bonus aftermath:
And this is how I choose to enter 2023
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