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assortedvillainvault · 3 months

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It's a bit of a random question, but I'm simply curious, how did you start falling in love with the Horned King/what's your origin story with him? Only if you want to share it of course^^ Feel free to also just generally gush or ramble about him!

(also btw I think it's awesome that we share him as an f/o now, I think subconsciously I already knew for a while that I'd fall for him eventually, it was just a matter of time he's just too gorgeous💕)

Ok this ask has given me the warm fuzzies for several weeks so thank you and I guess I should probably answer this now huh -

(also every time someone else pops up who f/o's him I'm Absolutely Delighted and am so glad I helped facilitate your decent into lich simpery)

I'll do IRL and self insert shenanigans, so IRL first:

- the first time I watched the black cauldron I'd be ...about 8 or 9?

- one thing you sincerely must understand about me is that I am, unapologetically, unequivocally, unexpectedly....a weenie.

- much as I adore the spooky and the strange, any film that veers into remotely scary territory, or horror in general, that shit scars me down to the cellular level.

- Power to everyone who can disengage/absorb that stuff healthily because I sure as fuck don't and doubt I ever will. Anyway.

- mum buys me the black cauldron and thinks nothing of it. It's Disney, right?

- anyway yeah uh suffice to say boy golly gee I'd never seen *that* many skeletons animated before. Think my little brother started crying at some point.

- but honestly, something about the films mad dichotomy of attempted cutesy fantasy with grim dark backdrop and off kilter humour enamoured me. And I found myself wanting *more* of the dark parts of the film.

- (still early the full cauldron born scenes were cut. So goddamn salty)

- the Horned King became a lynchpin of fascination, something about his eerie voice, his apathetic yet menacing mannerisms and his degraded appearance really drew me in. Esp his summoning and death scenes.

- I think I started drawing skeletons soon after and they're still the easiest thing for me to draw.

- over decade later when I was depressed as all fuck, I rewatched the film and found myself only really enjoying his scenes, in part because he was the only relatable villain to me at the time. (Eternally tired, quietly dramatic, quick to anger and dismissal. A smorgasbord of things to distract myself from feeling like I was actively decomposing too at the time. Brains are wild.)

- now I like to imagine quietly helping him get to a better place same as I've managed to do :) who needs therapy when you have imaginary lich time.

As for self insert funky times:

- rather than imagining myself in the dark ages, mostly because despite living in the UK my knowledge of that time period is just awful, I imagine a modern setting

- crucially tho the events of the film still happened exactly as shown.

- in this setting my s/I has moved to Wales and accidentally rediscovered the -broken- cauldron, and the remains of the castle. Time itself rusted the old thing and it cracked, letting HK's disheveled soul slip free.

- my S/I is an amateur ecologist, with interest in geology and paleontology and history. (So just me. Straight up me. I can't even pretend here) Once she figures out she's effectively haunted, HK's presence is akin to a field day.

- will she attempt to resurrect him properly? Eh who knows. Maybe. I'm a real fucking sucker for ghosts, esp partial possession or soul bonds.

- magic exists still in this setting, it's just mostly forgotten and thus dismissed. Of course my s/I has latent magic because of course, and I love the idea of HK teaching her as a pseudo bonding activity.

- love just watching HK be bamboozled and overwhelmed by the modern world too. Show this lich a toaster someone-

- very low stakes very chill, just two lonely fools trying to rebuild their 'lives' together. Probably the most weirdly cottage core of my selfships if I'm honest. With more dead things.

So yeah that's pretty much it! Thanks again for the lovely ask, and feel free to tag me in anything lich related 🥰

#thalassa responds #disney villains #the horned king #selfshipping shenanigans #not my first f/o but probably my most consistent!

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gubboob · 11 months

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working hard? or hardly working.

a/n --> hope u like it :O) !! requests r open

tags: implied nsfw, mostly fluff, office worker husband

Every day, without fail. There was a brief moment when his warm breath tickled your neck, engrossed in each other's presence watching the sunrise. Your back against his chest, greeting the new day with kisses and gentle touches. Yet much like the sun, such times passed in a matter of minutes and you were both back to routine; he prepared for work dreading the time spent apart, while you started breakfast listening to your shared playlist, eyeing his figure as he buttoned his shirt.

When the time came to see him off, you two stood in the doorway, your hands making their way around his jaw to cup his face and wish him luck. Then as you adjusted his tie he kissed your forehead, mumbling about how he already missed you. You complained he’d be late if he did not leave now but he always got his way when it came to your touch. ‘(Y/N), you’re my good luck charm’ and he was right, the one time you forgot to kiss him, the day went horribly. He came home grumpy and even his workers noticed the shift in attitude. It felt like there was a storm cloud looming over them and you were the umbrella keeping them dry. Needless to say, ever since then you never forgot your goodbye kisses and always threw in an extra for good measure.

His average day in the office consisted of cheerful greetings to the receptionist announcing it was going to be a great day and a quick hello to all his workers, checking in on them and making sure everything was in order. His attitude was an indicator of the workload and with you on his mind, each day was a breeze. If there were lipstick stains on his face or a dopey grin, their boss became the most calmest and agreeable man on the planet. To the point where he allowed letting puppies roam the office to ‘boost morale’ just because someone asked when he was in one of his lovey-dovey moods.

The newer interns immediately learned they never stood a chance when your husband always made it abundantly clear you were his soulmate from the countless framed photos of you decorating his office, the candles you bought, and the couch you helped pick out. Everywhere he turned there was a memory of you, from the way his hands trailed your hips while you straddled him on the couch to the stolen kisses between meetings when you visited. Your husband made an effort to parade around his unconditional love for you. Unfortunately for the rest of the world but he was off the market and so were you. (Has he gotten a tiny bit upset when people stare at photos of you for too long because he gets jealous thinking they are now in love with you too? Because who wouldn’t see a picture of you and not feel their heart flutter and butterflies swarming their stomach? He was whipped)

He found himself blushing as the images of your body flashed through his head. Missing you always made him eager to go home. Knowing you were waiting for his return, probably sleeping, or watching a show after promising him you’d wait until was back to start it led him to fill with an immense warmth. He did not just miss you. He yearned for you. On days when he was particularly clingy his work was finished fast without mistake, and he’d rush home barely sparing a farewell. Though in a rush, he made a note to always stop at his favorite convenience store to buy snacks and anything else that caught his eye.

Through bated breaths, as you made out on the couch with a movie long forgotten, he narrated how he came to purchase the flowers now sitting in a vase on the counter. A florist had the prettiest bouquet and he just had to buy it for you. This was not the first, or last romantic gesture but knowing the thought of you never left his mind made you lovesick and you just could not keep your hands off him. The tie from this morning was tossed onto the coffee table, the white button-up revealing parts of his skin that had been covered in marks from the night before. Your eagerness drove him mad, and he knew it would be worth coming in late the next day.

KUROO TETSUROU, MIYA ATSUMU, IWAIZUMI HAJIME, OIKAWA TOORU, SAKUSA KIYOOMI, SUNA RINTARO, TANAKA RYUNOSUKE, MATSUKAWA ISSEI, DAICHI SAWAMURA, YAKU MORISUKE

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angst-is-love-angst-is-life · 1 month

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☕️the most egregious problem The Flash has is that it literally NEVER ADDRESSES ANY of the trauma it consistently puts Barry and co through, like it has other problems but I think that's the worst lol

1000000% and I will die mad about it.

Since it’s (always) on my mind, let’s take season 2 for example shall we?

If I had a nickel for everytime Post-Zoom-trauma just disappeared at the drop of a hat, I’d have four nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s fucking INFURIATING THAT IT HAPPENED F O U R TIMES

The four (for lack of a better word) victims in question: Caitlin, Barry, Jesse, and Jay.

Caitlin: kidnapped and held against her will for (I believe) two weeks (that’s putting it simply but we’ve all seen the show so🤷‍♀️). The show gives her one single episode to deal with it, during which she shows very real symptoms of PTSD— solved and therefore ignored and glossed over entirely with a single pep talk. I would also like to add that she showed NO fear of him in the season finale which makes no fucking sense with what the show established only an episode earlier. But tbh, this is the best one because at least the show ACKNOWLEDGED that trauma; if only for one episode.

Barry: Back broken during first encounter (among other severe injuries), humiliated by being dragged around the city to show he wasn’t strong enough to stop Zoom, confidence shattered from the experience. Like Caitlin, we got one episode to deal with this trauma and in that episode, Barry also showed signs and symptoms of PTSD (the entire season is evidence tbh). But of course, one pep talk from his dad and everything’s magically ok :-D !!!!!! I’m going to eat glass (also I will definitely make a post on that fucking episode because I hate it). As mentioned; he continues to have PTSD symptoms throughout the season but it’s glossed over so much and attributed to generic-superhero-stuff™️ that it really doesn’t matter. Gods, I could go on all day about Barry’s post-Zoom AND post-Thawne trauma. (Oh, he was also kidnapped, threatened, and {borderline} tortured by Zoom in the Earth-2 episodes; but that’s all normal superhero stuff ofc so it doesn’t matter right :-D !!! gnawing at the bars of my enclosure)

Jesse: Good gods where do I even start. Kidnapped by a known serial killer, tortured by said serial killer, repeatedly and (probably) constantly threatened with death, and held captive for around 9-10 months. Mm also, she was clearly terrified of Zoom every time he showed up prior to her rescue. Sounds like an extremely traumatic experience with multiple opportunities and instances to develop PTSD right? WRONG! According to the lovely writers; people are completely fine after a traumatic experience is over! What’s PTSD??? chewing glass chewing glass chewing glass. They didn’t even TRY with her, at least with Barry and Caitlin they pretended to give a shit about what they went through but Jesse makes two things crystal clear. 1) The writers don’t care about your trauma unless you’re an MC. 2) The writers put minimal effort into trauma if any; MC or not. It’s like they said ‘Ooo, we should have Caitlin kidnapped by Zoom!’ ‘Won’t that have some sort of effect on her? Being kidnapped is a terrifying experience’ ‘Ah fuck you’re right… eh, we’ll give her one episode ig’ ‘What about Jesse?’ ‘Who?’

Jay: Fucking. Hell. I ordered this in what I consider best handled to worst. Jay is by far— handled worst. Let’s see here *checks notes* Ah yes. Kidnapped and taken to a completely different Earth, an attempted theft of his powers, imprisoned and put in a mask so he can’t speak, {not confirmed but very likely with Zoom’s track record and somewhat implied} tortured, had his identity stolen and {likely} mocked and tormented about the subject, and the ~delightful~ cherry on top— held captive in this situation for at least one year. Fuck I’m so tired. Anyways; there’s not much to say. He got rescued (off-screen ofc), was able to access his powers instantly with no problems, and left to go back to his Earth. Trauma? What trauma? *gestures wildly at said trauma posted above* That’s not traumatic at all! *screams* I don’t care how much experience you have as a superhero— that doesn’t just GO AWAY! PTSD, FLASH WRITERS. LOOK INTO IT P L E A S E fuck I just remembered the show is over now ALL YOUR MC’S HAVE IT! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Sigh. In the end of *gestures at said trauma* all that, Jay was just used to cause Barry more greif from his father’s death. Obviously he gets roles in later seasons but (as far as I can remember) this whole thing was never brought up again. Sigh.

I COULD GO ON

I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS

but I won’t cause dear gods I’ve been typing forever now

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bearlytolerant · 7 months

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Fandom: Starfield

Rating: T

Pairing: Sam Coe x f!Spacefarer

Word Count: 1241

somewhere close to me

Sunset washes the balcony in warm orange hues where Sam leans against the railing, sipping from his glass of Chandra Melbec. Wine isn’t his regular go-to. But this one isn’t half bad. The waiter’s description—if he’s remembering correctly—was a full bodied red wine with notes of chocolate and fresh earth.

Apparently he likes the taste of bittersweet dirt.

The sight of Shepard’s hand lingering on a very tall and very bald man, he does not like so much. Not that he blames the man for doing so. Shepard is a sight to behold and it isn’t fair.

“Hey, you look just like Sam Coe.” Everything in him wants to ignore the comment. But he plasters on a charming smile and turns to address the gala attendee. Just a kid, maybe pushing twenty, probably not unlike him at that age. Most likely being dragged around and forced to attend fancy events, riding the coattails of his wealthy parents. Sam softens.

“You know, I get that a lot.”

“Huh, weird. You’re not him though, right?”

“What if I told you I am?”

“Nah, you look too old to be him.”

Doing his best not to laugh he tells the kid, “well, we don’t all age gracefully.”

The kid stares at him a little dumbfounded but then his eyes light up and his mouth kinda hangs in an O as he processes the information.

“You are him! Can I get a selfie?”

Sam obliges, setting his glass of wine on a nearby table. Smiling big, the kid pulls out his phone and snaps a shot of them side by side. “My grandma’s going to love this! Thanks man!”

He wanders off and Sam sighs. Honestly, he never considered he might be popular amongst the elderly. Learn something new everyday.

Sam grabs his wine again. Takes a sip. Swirls the glass and watches the kid move on to the next conversation. Then his eyes drift back to Shepard where the tall man’s hand is settled just above the swell of her ass. His fingers barely graze the exposed skin on her back and he practically chokes on his next sip of wine.

It’s none of his business but his feet are already carrying him over there.

Shepard is all smiles, more than she usually is. “Oh, Sam, this is Dalton Fiennes, Ryujin’s Chief of Security. This is—“

“Akila’s very own Sam Coe,” the stoic man says while sticking his hand out.

Sam switches the wine to his other hand. There’s a little surprise that this man—Dalton—would be familiar with the Coes. Maybe his fan base consists of more than just grannys. Or, more likely, it’s his job to know anyone and everyone worth knowing. His job to stick his nose where it doesn’t belong. He extends his hand to Dalton. Of course, the guy’s got a firm grip. It’s crushing but at least Dalton’s large and surprisingly soft hand isn’t on Shepard’s back anymore.

“So how did you two meet?” Sam asks, trying not to be too obvious as he flexes his fingers.

Shep says, “you know when you and I first met and I had just started working at Ryujin to make ends meet?”

Sam nods.

“There was a bit of a security issue which required us to work closely together. I was able to become well acquainted with Dalton through that.”

The emphasis isn’t lost on him nor is that smile that’s thrown at Dalton.

“Have to applaud her. Without her assistance, Ryujin would have had an insurmountable mess to clean up. She’s truly a unique and remarkable woman.”

“I wholly agree,” Sam says.

“Keep the praise coming, it’s nice to have the ego stroked every now and then,” Shepard says with a small laugh.

“I would gladly give you well deserved praise all night.”

Sam nearly chokes again, the wine burning as it goes down. They don’t notice. He watches as the two of them exchange a meaningful glance and then she looks away, taking a sip from her own glass of wine. Sam wants to tease her and he would if they were alone. Or maybe with their friends. Certainly not as the third wheel to whatever dynamic he’d found himself in.

The half beat of silence is interrupted when Dalton says,”excuse me. It appears I am being summoned.” He’s looking past them, listening to someone speak on his earpiece. Then he gives Shepard a charming smile and brushes his fingers down her arm, briefly squeezing her hand before letting it go. “It was lovely seeing you here tonight, Zero.”

Her name is a number and Dalton makes it so intimate and personal. Sam practically has goosebumps on his arms and he’s not even the intended audience.

“Hopefully, I will have the pleasure of crossing your path again.”

“Likewise. Have a wonderful evening Dalton,” she says.

Sam’s heart is in his throat. He downs the other half of his wine in an instant and follows Shepard back to the balcony.

“Was it just me or was there some heat between you two?”

It’s not some and there’s no question. But how else is he supposed to ask if she’s taken and that’s his competition?

Shepard’s cheeks are a lovely pink and he doesn’t remember ever seeing them like that before. She’s not really the blushing type. Usually she’s the one causing the blushing.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean for that to happen.”

Sam leans over the balcony railing, though his attention is fully on Shep. “So you two—uh—“

“Do you really want to go there?”

“We don’t have to. But I would like to remind you of a certain someone who was really pushy on the subject of Jacob Coe.”

“Fair point.” She sighs. “It’s a yes—after I stopped working there. I—he, well.” She clears her throat, lost for a moment in what he can only assume is a memory. The blush blooms brighter, and she chuckles a little.

There’s a moment of regret as he hangs onto her every word. Not sure if he can handle the details that she might lay on him but to satisfy his curiosity, he needs to know.

“The simplest answer is we were—something but weren’t cut out for that something long term. Mostly myself to blame for that.”

He silently thanks whatever gods might be out there for sparing him.

She breathes deep and meets his gaze. “I realized that it wasn’t fair to be with him when I’m madly in love with someone else.”

“Oh.” Sam deflates.

Who the hell is she in love with? Someone from Constellation? Another random person that he has yet to meet? Even though a tiny voice in his head hopes that someone is him, he doubts it could be. But he doesn’t ask and she doesn’t tell. Everything about her is unreadable. Still, he thinks of the kiss on his cheek earlier. Makes him wonder. But he’s seen her kiss Walter on the cheek too. Something like that isn’t enough to go on when making bold and grandiose declarations of his—feelings. Not to mention—oh no—the revelation dawns on him. Did she see him as another father figure?

Though time suspends for him, everyone around them is shuffling to their seats. The gala performances are to begin. There’s more food to eat, wine to drink.

“Come on, let’s go find Walter and Issa.”

Sam follows, setting his muddied mind aside, hoping for something stronger than a glass of wine.

#bear writes #starfield #sam coe #spacefarer #sam coe x zero shepard #starfield fanfic

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yloiseconeillants · 20 days

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C H A R A C T E R P R O F I L E

(tagged by @elf-simp, and I am in the process of making more for my other characters-)

B A S I C S

Name: Yloise Elilswys Coneillants

Nicknames: She doesn't like them but has heard "Yl" (Eel) and "Lou" a couple of times at least.

Age: 34 (as of DT, presumably)

Nameday: 22nd Sun of the 2nd Umbral Moon

Race: Duskwight Elezen (Gelmorran)

Gender: Clown daughter

Orientation: Bisexual (Disaster)

Profession: Former Governess (fired), Former Customs Assessor (Promoted Laterally), Warrior of Light (Retired???), Practicing Chirurgeon and Speculative Botanist.

P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair: Dark, dark blue and some streaks of slightly lighter blue throughout. It's naturally a bit greyer, but she dyes it fairly regularly. It grows fast, and she has a tendency of cutting it erratically whenever something dramatic happens to her.

Eyes: Grey, though her left eye retains light poisoning damage since SHB. She's near-sighted and sensitive to light, so she wears tinted glasses pretty perpetually (in the soap opera, the lenses are red, but in blorboverse, she wears green lenses in the First since she didn't bring her own glasses along for the Calling - for the Wizard of Oz reference).

Skin: Also grey, acne-prone.

Tattoos/scars: She has scars from light poisoning cracks (they're sympathetic in blorboverse, since she wasn't there physically).

F A M I L Y

Parents: Julien Cibleroit, Gelmorran poet and highwayman who spent nearly two decades in Spirithold on false charges before escaping during the Calamity (there may or may not be voidsent involved in said escape) who is currently doing Crimes Too Heinous for the Redbelly Wasps in the Black Shroud, and Hersande Coneillants, a botanist originally from Gridania, who took an assignment in Halfstone to improve the crop yields in rocky soil conditions (she took the assignment in part to hide her pregnancy from her fellow guildmembers). Yloise has never met her father, and her mother died during Leviathan's attack on Halfstone after the Calamity.

Siblings: Vallerin Coneillants, aspiring magician who was on semi-permanent guard duty at Issom-Har to ward off graverobbers/adventurers. Yloise and Vallerin are twins.

Grandparents: ??? (she's been jokingly referring to the Centurio Yloise in Idyllshire as her grandmother but it's getting more affectionate every time)

In-laws and Other: Beatin was a childhood friend of her mother's and he and Yloise get on tremendously (two of them). Midgardsormr is NOT her dad.

Pets: An echevore followed Yloise out of Dohn Mheg and has haunted her steps since (its name is Elsie and it loves pixieberries and snuggling and biting).

S K I L L S

Abilities: Damage-forward scholar (she still has bane and miasma you can pry them out of my cold, dead hands thanks) who is Extremely Efficient at Spell of Boil Lungs. Healing, alchemy, carpentry.

Hobbies: She uses leftover alchemy ingredients to mix perfumes and collects tiny bottles to put them in - the issue is her labeling system is not always consistent so. Probably better to just leave her stuff alone. Is compulsively pocketing trinkets considered a hobby? She's doing that. She *loves* eating and will definitely seek out food carts in every city she ends up in. This is probably what's going to get her to the Dawntrail expansion, honestly.

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: She's trying!!!! Very good at the whole Helping thing. Keeps calm in drastic situations. Hype generator for literally anyone if she believes in the cahoots potential.

Most Negative Trait: Commitment to the Bit (and, in fact, Acceleration of the Bit). Has a tendency to ghost people instead of addressing her Problems (working on it!!). Poor judgment of character. Will revert to destructive coping behaviors after everyone thought she had worked through it (sorry).

L I K E S

Colors: Wine red, grey-blues.

Smells: FOOD. The smell of fried foods has led her to places she shouldn't have gone. Florals, resins, smoke, in that order for perfumes.

Textures: GROOVES IN METAL. Silk robes.

Drinks: Tea, wine, fancy liquors, cheap liquors.

O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes: Every night. She smokes out of a pipe that belonged to a former party member who has since died. It's a grounding ritual for her (preferably on a balcony).

Drinks: She used to drink pretty heavily when she lived in Limsa Lominsa, and she stopped drinking for a while (HW to Stormblood) but started up again during Shadowbringers.

Drugs: Yep! Both professional and recreational.

Mount Issuance: Not Allowed.

Been Arrested: Lost count of how many times she was arrested in Limsa Lominsa (mostly bar fights) but she's on a first name basis with most of the Yellowjackets at this point. (Mistress Thubyrgeim has Not Lost Count of how many times she's been arrested).

#yloise coneillants #memery

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sugurusluts · 2 years

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Eddie Munson NSFW Alphabet

Fuck yo homie deaaad

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Eddie’s version of aftercare mostly consists of holding you tightly, probably too tired to end up doing anything else. On the rare occasion he has any energy he would play some soft music for you both to fall asleep to. Cleaning can start once you wake up the next morning.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Your thighs hands down. Grabbing them while he drives, having them around his head while you cuddle, anything to do with your thighs drives him insane.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

We all know that man is unhealthy, his cum is salty and tangy. He’d be genuinely surprised if you ended up swallowing, appreciative but surprised.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He purposively plays his guitar infront of you for many reasons. To see you happy when he plays your favorite songs. For your attention. And most importantly, to show you his hands are more skilled than you could imagine, he’d never let you forget that.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not much, not much at all. Not a total virgin, but he might as well be. It would take a few nights together for him to gather his confidence and skill. Lucky for you he’s a pretty fast learner.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Lotus position. He loves having your thighs rapped around him, your weight keeping him pinned to the mattress incase he gets nervous and runs from the overwhelming pleasure.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He tries his best to stay serious, but fails miserably, the jokes you two make and the comforting it brings helps keeps him and you grounded.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Decently long pubes. He keeps it pretty well tamed tho, taking almost as much care of them as he does for his other hair.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

At first he thought the intimacy of the time you spent would be too much, it would be much too scary for him to have sex with someone he loved, because if they didn’t love it what If they stopped loving him? He tried his best to keep it casual but god, in the moment he can’t help but tell you how much he loves you.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Pretty regularly, he gets stressed normally, when his paranoia kicks in it’s a good relief (he’s definitely jacked off after a stressful hellfire meeting)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Hair pulling, and femdom. He wants you to use him like your personal plaything, but he would never say that to your face. The hair pulling is self explanatory.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

In his bedroom, the man is completely out of it after sex, and needs to lay down and hold you for a good long while to stop his shaking.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Showing you off in public. Of course he loves when you initiate PDA, but his hands slipping just a bit too far, or his lips getting a bit too close and seeing how you blush and cling to him from it really gets him going.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Theres not a lot he wouldn’t do honestly, he’d fuck you onstage at his graduation if you asked him nicely. (I think it’s finally my year Henderson <\3)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

It took him a few tries to learn how to please you through oral. But he much rather prefers receiving.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He would love to have a slow and meaningful night with you, he really would. But most times he can’t help but lose his cool and fuck your brains out. Fast and rough on accident.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He wouldn’t oppose a quickie, but would MUCH rather prefer spending the night with you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Would take some time for him to step outside his comfort zone, but when he really knows you love and accept him he’d be willing to do practically anything with you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

I’d say 3-4 at most before hes done for the night.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any, and would prefer not to use any on you. His hands are plenty to keep you satisfied.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He would LOVE to tease you, he really would, but he ends up caving and fucking you before you even get around to begging him.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Extremely loud, he’s surprisingly sensitive. Sometimes you think he just likes the sound of his own voice.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Turns his guitar to face the wall when you fuck, he doesn’t want her to see that.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Around 6 inches, skinny with decent girth.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

HIGH. He wouldn’t mind just jacking off if you weren’t in the mood, but he needs release adleast a couple times a week.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Instantly. Maybe he could stay awake a minute or two to hold you against him before he passes out, but he will most definitely pass out before you.

#eddie munson #eddie stranger things #eddie x reader #eddie munson x reader #stranger things #steve harrington #steve harrington x reader

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yunhohours · 2 years

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Dino in a Relationship Based on His Birth Chart

this is a revised repost of my previous analysis of dino's birth chart as i accidentally used the wrong birth year in the first one! this post uses the correct placements for dino <3

The overall vibe I'm getting from Dino's chart is that he likes to appear cool and unbothered to everyone except for the person he's chosen. For that person, he is S O F T.

Starting with Dino's type, I don't think physical appearance is all that important to him. He's more likely to be attracted to someone based on character traits--specifically things like passion, creativity, and anything humanitarian by nature. When choosing a long-term partner, he will probably like someone that is quite different from himself. His chart is mostly free and energetic, but he'd like to settle down with someone that is more lowkey and consistent. He won't consider people with abrasive or over-the-top personalities serious options unless they have something really special about them. I say this because his pisces venus ideally desires a partner that cares about others, is warm hearted, romantic, and someone he can always count on for love and comfort. However, pisces venus placements are prone to falling for people that are not good for them because they tend to see the best in people :( So while I described his type one way above, he could easily end up with the opposite because he has his blinders on. I'll choose to focus on Dino choosing a proper partner for this analysis.

Alllll of that being said, Dino has a scorpio mars that is highly sexual in nature and loves all things desire, so the chances of him having casual hook ups are higher than you'd expect. Not what we're talking about in this post though lmao.

When pursuing someone Dino likes, he is unstoppable. He doesn't wait for them to come to him. He will chase. His sagittarius moon goes after what it wants and his scorpio mars will make sure he gets it at any cost. He won't be shy to tell you what he wants for the most part. His sagittarius moon doesn't see a reason for not just saying what's on his mind. His scorpio mars, however, likes to play his cards close to the chest. Both of these placements tend to keep their feelings to themselves. So he will likely pursue in non-emotional ways first. This could be just going on a lot of fun dates or even starting from a sexual relationship. He doesn't want to feel vulnerable until he's sure you're what he wants for the long-term. He would rather you see him as this smart, sexy, carefree guy that you can't get enough of than let you know that he's crazy about you. He'd rather be desired than emotionally open. A man of many contradictions, though, his pisces venus is the softest ever. It might be hard for him to keep up the façade he wants at times, accidentally looking at you a little too starry-eyed or texting you something a little too sweet to be accidental.

In a relationship, Dino is quite literally obsessed with you lmao. You can do no wrong as far as he's concerned... except for not giving him enough love and attention when he's craving it :( He needs to be reassured often that you love him whole-heartedly (pisces venus) and that he's the only one you want (scorpio mars). As long as you're doing that, he is so so so so happy. He's pretty low maintenance otherwise. He likes to have time to do his own things (aqua sun, sag moon) so he doesn't demand all of your time. He's an explorer, a traveler, an ever-moving and ever-learning human being that can easily busy himself in these ways. He loves being able to count on coming home to you after all of these things though. So cuddly and affectionate when he's with you. You're the one place that he can truly take off his outer shell and reveal himself completely. He can't imagine a life without you. To him, you are perfection. Even still, he can be emotionally explosive. When I said he likes to keep his emotions to himself, I meant it. He'll do this much less with his partner because he will feel safe with them, but he will also worry that his emotions might cause friction sometimes and repress them anyway. These emotions can build up until he can't keep them down anymore and that's not a pretty sight. His sagittarius moon is brutally honest, his scorpio mars is sharp-tongued and vengeful, and his aquarius mercury believes that he always knows best. Arguing with him won't be fun. The upside is that his sagittarius moon can move on pretty quickly from things once they've been addressed and his pisces venus wants to be in harmony with you. He'll get himself in check when he needs to. That scorpio mars won't forget, though, so be careful what you say. A tip: have makeup sex with him. Make sure you tell him how much you love him. That's all he really needs to hear. 98% of the time, you and Dino live in a dream world together. The other 2% of the time can be intense, but it's a small blip compared to how many happy days you have together.

Ooooookay, let's talk about sex last. Dino's mars is in scorpio and, as I touched on earlier, this is a highly sexual placement (I have this placement I know all too well lmaoskfsdjf). Dino loves all things sex and desire. He likes to seduce and be seduced. He likes to talk about sex. He likes to have a lot of sex. He likes to have all different kinds of sex. He's kinky. He's a teaaaase omg. King of saying or doing something just to see the way you react to him. Just that is so satisfying to him. It makes him feel sexy and that goes hand in hand with his love for being desired and seduction. Regular sex will be very important in a relationship with Dino. If he's not having sex, he's not happy. It's that simple. His pisces venus needs to feel all the soft and fuzzy love feelings in order to truly enjoy sex, but that does not mean sex itself is soft with him by any means. Sometimes, maybe, but certainly not all the time. He'll want to have rough sex, soft sex, in-between sex. He'll try any and everything in the bedroom with you and be excited about it every time. Keep him stimulated!

In summation, I feel that Dino is a ride-or-die partner that will love you without condition and fuck the life out of you without hesitation.

#lmao #th: dino #dino smut #svt smut #seventeen smut

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rayne-the-neutrois-nerd · 2 years

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A Little Analysis Of The Cardassian Language

It's been bugging me for a while now that we never hear actual Cardassian being spoken before; the only hints we get at the language is through names of people, places, and basically just nouns. No verbs, no adjectives, nothing like that. So, being the absolute geek I am, I got working on writing down every word I could find in the shows canon from Memory Alpha and such, and analyzed the structure of the words. I didn't use stuff from the Beta canon mostly because I'm not familiar with it.

A couple quick notes before I get into this. First of all, I'm not a professional linguist, I'm just a nerd for language, so it's entirely possible to make mistakes. Second of all, this is mostly going to be about the consonants because due to my own possible mispronunciations, the vowels were difficult to tie down. I was only looking at a list of words and they didn't have any pronunciation guide or audio with them.

Okay, so after I made my list of words I went through each of them and, from my own pronunciations or how I remember the names being said, I highlighted the sounds in the IPA (international phonetic alphabet) in red, as seen above. The blue is one's I'm not super sure on, or only showed up once or twice. The black is impossible sounds, and the grey is ones that may be possible, but there's either no evidence or symbol for them.

Another quick note: the symbols usually sound the same as the romanized letter that is used, but sometimes it's different, such a the symbol "j" actually sounds more like how we say a "y" in words like "young".

The Consonants I found present are: p, b, m, v, θ, t, d, n, s, z, ɹ, l, ʃ, j, k, g, ŋ, h, dʒ, w, and ʔ-the glottal stop (this is a sort of catch in your throat, like when you say "uh-oh". The dash represents the glottal stop. It's also commonly symbolized by an apostrophe. Klingon actually really loves using this.)

The (possible) Vowels are: i, ɪ, e, æ, a, ɶ, ə, ɐ, u, o, ɑ, ʊ. I am certain of the a, e, i, o, and u sounds, but the others I don't really know about. Also, there were no dipthongs, or vowel combinations, that I found.

The syllable structure is (C)V(C), or (Consonant)Vowel(Consonant). The Onsets possible, or first consonant of the syllable, are: k, d, ɹ, b, l, h, dʒ, z, m, g, t, v, s, n, p, θ, ʃ. The Offets, or ending consonant, are: ɹ, s, n, l, t, k, m, ŋ, d. The Coda consists of all vowels, no consonants work double duty here.

Like all languages, Cardassian obviously prefers some sounds and uses them much more often than others. Here's a list from most to least common and how many times I counted them in my list (consonants only again, sorry, I really struggled with the vowels)

ɹ (76), l (53) k (44), ŋ (43), t (41), m (28), s (24), d (20), p (12), v (10), g (10), dʒ (10), b (7), z (5), h (5), br (4), pr (4), j (3), ʃ (2), gʰ (2), kr (2), θ (2), ŋ (1), tr (1), gˡ (1), w (1)

Here's some other notes about things I found while looking these over.

Some of the consonants I found I wasn't super sure of, because they only show up a few times, and I'm not sure if they are consonant combinations or a single consonant affected by a diacritic.

The one's I'm unsure of are: br, gʰ, pr, kr, tr, gˡ.

"w" Was used in a single word, so I wasn't sure if I should include that into the list.

The glottal stop is only used next to a vowel (ex. Darhe'el).

Some consonants are doubled in a word, but the sound is the same. It could be something like how Korean has ㅉ, ㄲ, ㅆ, etc, where it's doubled up but the base sound is the same.

There sure are a lot of voiced consonants and very few unvoiced. This makes me wonder if Cardassians have a hard time un-voicing sounds. They also don't have the "f" sound which is very interesting.

(Oh, also voiced vs unvoiced would be like the difference in "f" and "v". F is unvoiced, which means your vocal chords aren't vibrating, and V is voiced, where they do vibarate. Hold your throat while saying "fan" and "van" and you can literally feel the difference.)

This is probably just gonna be a part 1, considering that it's not perfect yet, and just sorta quick observations I jotted down. If any of you have any additions or corrections to what I have here, I can add them into an edit. (Crediting ofc). I may also make some additions of my own and I'll add any date I edited this at the end of the post.

Kinda sucks we don't know how much about how their grammar works, since we only get nouns, so it might be fun to speculate how Cardassian is structured. But honestly this was kind of fun, and it's such a shame this is underutilized because it would be really nice to hear more languages used.

#Cardassian #star trek #ds9 #deep space 9 #cardassian language

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galactiquest · 2 years

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Wow, it's almost been two years since I last posted on this self-ship/self-insert blog.

Some people might think I moved on from the whole self-ship thing, and, well, I haven't. I've still got a laundry list of kissable characters, that'll probably never change. I've been posting on other platforms, which has been easier than keeping a consistent blog up (I was really struggling with consistency in 2020, now that I'm a bit more... stable, I could probably achieve that on a blog).

I think the real reason I stopped this blog is because of the expectations of a good chunk of the self-ship community.

Now, I get it. The idea of self-ship in general may be kind of "cringe" to the average joe (but I could also say that most anyone has done it if they ever had fantasies as a teenager). It's hard to be out and open about it. But there's a huge divide between getting requests for writing and actually communicating with peers.

I'll level with anyone who wasn't aware--reigenquest used to be part self-ship, part request taking (it was under a different user back then) and I got requests on the daily. I think the most I ever got was 20-30 requests sitting in my ask box at once. Do you know how many times people asked about myself, about my own self-ships...?

A few times. I've had maybe two people maximum, who I did not know beforehand(!) who were willing to ask me about my journey, my story, even indulge me in a few fantasies. And, of course, the occasional friend who was also somewhat involved in self-shipping who would indulge me right back.

There's a lot of give-and-take in this community. But I felt like I was giving so much, and not getting very much back at all. Anyone here remember that F/O takeover day? I got, maybe, three asks maximum from that day. And I had to beg for it. At first I got no asks, because I wasn't taking requests.

It really ate away at my passion for the blog. I wanted to use reigenquest as a way to connect with the community in a semi-anonymous way, even discuss self-ships with others even if they wanted to hide behind an anonymous ask. But no one wanted to hear about me... and it hurt!

So, let's level.

Hi, my name is Jason, or you may have seen the nickname Host on some websites. I'm 20 years old. I'm working on a degree in Computer Science. And I am so full of love for so many characters that it's hard to keep track of...

I'm thinking I'm going to refresh this blog, since I finally have the energy to do so, but this time I'm hoping that maybe the community will ask to connect with me a little more. This blog is just shy of 500 followers (quite a lot for me!) and a lot of them are leftover from the days when I wrote for, ah... a certain fandom I kinda sorta don't want to be connected with anymore (it happens).

And to the few friends, or, well, just one friend I made through this blog--I'm sorry about the radio silence. I hope you've been well.

TL;DR: The self-ship community needs to take care of each other. It's difficult when you give scenarios, writing, etc. to others, but rarely get much back. Please please please just be kind to each other, even if you can only give a little back.

#text #yeah i forgot the tags for this blog but. yeah.#long post #and i really am sorry for the nearly 2 year radio silence #i'll probably start cleaning up this blog soon after this post uploads so... yeah

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chaoticrebels · 2 years

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Guidelines

Here's a warning before you roleplay with me! Not following these rules can and will lead to me unfollowing you. These are rules for a reason meaning they are to be followed as such. Don't like something I say? Delete me! Your negative comments have no effect here, only consequence. Plenty of other role-players, you can follow and roleplay with instead. It’s all about fun! So let’s make the most of it! I don’t like to be miserable, and I would never purposely make anyone else upset or miserable either. So, let’s have fun.

Make sure you read all G U I D E L I N E S and i n f o r m a t i o n accordingly before you interact with my muses

A HEADS UP ABOUT THE CHARACTER

My muses will probably come off as sarcastic with a bit of a feisty attitude but when you get close to them you will learn that they aint all that bad, that they can be quite a sweetheart. Sometimes they are more of a talker than a listener and sometimes they are more of a listener than a talker. They value friendship and loyalty — They'd do mostly anything for someone they truly love. They're not afraid to take chances or go off on their own. They'll go off in a direction and try something completely wrong and learn their lesson. They pretty much like to keep their life private, so that means their relationship and their feelings are private, unless your personally close them! Most of them believe in love but it takes a real special person to catch their interest and keep it long enough for it to ever blossom into something more than just a crush. Their family and friends are the ones they trust with their life. If they choose to trust you, that is a huge thing. If they allow you into their heart? That’s even bigger.

None of my muses fall in love so easily but there are rare times when they can fall in love easily but when they are falling in love, they will most likely wait til the right time to tell you that they are. They will occasionally say ‘I love you’ to remind you that they do love you more than anything in this world. But if you break their heart, they will never trust you again or it will take longer to gain their trust this time than the first time around, only because they'll have a hard time trusting after getting hurt. They may get their moments when they get jealous, but they won't admit it because they find it such a silly thing, but it just means they are scared of losing you cause they love you more than anything.

QUICK FACTS

I am not exclusive, but I am extremely selective and semi-private, so I reserve the right to deny any interaction between our muses. It has nothing to do with you, it’s about my comfort level. But most of the time I am usually very open to roleplaying with anyone unless I have reasons for not wanting to roleplay with someone.

NO OUT OF CHARACTER DRAMA

Important! I absolutely will not tolerate any ooc drama whatsoever. I come on here to have fun and roleplay and meet new people, I’m not here for all of the petty drama that comes along with roleplaying sometimes. I don’t care to start drama but if you start drama with me, then I promise it's not going to end pretty, and you may regret it. It's a fast way to get yourself blocked. HOWEVER, this doesn't mean in character drama isn't allowed, in character drama is definitely allowed.

NO GOD-MODDING

This is roleplaying essentials! Unless I’ve given you permission, I don’t want you to use my characters and do things with them that I haven’t given the okay to. Which means you need to understand that I am the one in control of them, not you so just don't try to control my muses and do not kill them. God-mod is never okay to do so please don’t do it here.

RELATIONSHIPS & SHIPPING

This blog Is Multiship/Multiverse! This means that they will have more than one relationship/plot going at a time. This does not mean any one of them is cheating on anyone, unless we discussed it beforehand. If you’re unsure of what this entirely consists of, please google it before trying to get into it. I just want to make sure you’re informed. Don’t force a ship down my or my muse’s throat! That’s absolutely not cool and fucking rude, so just don’t do it. If you force a ship upon my muse and me, I will not be accountable for my muse's actions towards your muse. However, I will not allow them to kill yours, I'm not that rude. The only thing I will let them do is to be a dick towards yours. It will inadvertently lead to you being blocked; I will not apologize because you are the one who broke the rules. I ship based on chemistry. Don’t assume we are shipping without talking to me. Just because my muse kissed, had sex, or flirted with yours doesn’t mean we are in a serious ship.

Their relationship upon interaction unless plotted out is single which means they are currently unattached. I’m completely fine with pre-established ships if properly discussed beforehand.

I WRITE SMUT BUT YOU MUST BE OF A CERTAIN AGE TO WRITE SMUT WITH ME

Yes, I do write smut paras and posts, yes sometimes I'll post smutty pictures. However, I will not place them under read more, just because I shouldn’t have to. I'm sorry but if you have a problem with this then just don’t read my posts, it's that simple. I will always try my best to make sure I tag them NSFW, no promises tho cause shit happens and I may forget. You need to be 18+ in order to write smut with me, why? Because I’m in my twenties, which makes me a legal adult and I’m not going to jail if your mom or whoever is legal guardian of you finds our paras. It will fade to black before it even heads in that direction if you are younger than 18. Also, if you are legal age and uncomfortable with writing smut then we can make it fade to black, I have no problem with that. Smut however may be a rare thing that happens because the mun is very shy and inexperienced in that area. I will however try my best if and when it happens but if it sucks then I am sorry, I just don’t want to make promises or forbid it at all so I’m just gonna keep it at a rare thing because it can happen if threads lead in that direction or if a meme is sent or received.

The tag is: ✪↬ɪ ωαѕ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ɢᴏᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ′ѕ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴍʏ ѕᴛʏʟᴇ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ↫✪ ✘Sins✘

FAMILY

Please don't claim you are a relative of my muse unless you talk to me about it first. Only because I’d like to discuss their possible dynamic before jumping right into it, unless you know it’s a legit canon relative then that’s fine. Also, I’m not against anyone making OCs that are related to mine if talked about beforehand.

INTERACTING

I will never ignore you! If you sent me a message or an ask, tagged me into something, or replied to something and I don’t reply? It’s mostly because Tumblr is being a douchebag and ate it. Honestly if we have a thread and I haven’t replied to it, and it's been quite a while. Please message me because more than likely I didn't see the reply, got distracted and forgot it, or I lost it. If you decide you want to drop something between our characters, for whatever reason, please let me know, don’t just disappear and/or ignore me because I will assume the worst, so yeah please tell me. I won’t get upset, I will respect your reasoning behind it, and I’d like to know rather than being left hanging.

MEMES

I am not a meme source! Do not reblog a meme from me, reblog it from the source! The only time, I’ll be okay with it is if the source no longer exists. If you keep using me as a meme source then I’ll soft block you, simple as that. With that being said, if I post a meme, please don’t be scared to send one in. Even if we haven’t interacted yet or if we already have other threads. Send as many as you like as well. I don’t care if we have to skip ahead or a bit behind in the timeline, let's just build the story of our muses.

POSTS

In order for me to even consider following you, you need to cut your posts. This is my biggest pet peeve, and I really don’t want my dash to be a clutter fuck. If you’re entirely unsure of how to do so, please google it, I don’t want to be rude I just want to make sure you’re informed.

ASKS

For my sanity, I will be moving all asks onto a new post when answering them then linking the post within the ask itself. That way if you want to turn it into a thread, you don’t have to move it to a new post yourself. Which you are always welcome to turn ask replies into threads.

REPLY SPEED

If I reply to certain threads faster than yours, it's nothing personal, it's just sometimes I only have muse for certain threads. I promise I’ll reply to our thread when I have muse for it til then it will be sitting in my drafts, unless I lost it or eventually ended up dropping it cause I had no muse for it. If I do drop it, I’ll try to let you know. And if it’s been a bit between replies I may ask if you received my reply or replied to our thread to see if it was lost. But because it's sorta hard for me to ask since I worry about annoying you, it’ll definitely take me a bit to ask.

A REQUEST

Right, for the sake of my anxiety and so I won’t eventually assume the worst. All I have to ask of you, is if you saw the reply to either a thread or ask then can you like it? You can unlike it afterwards, I just never know. And which how Tumblr can be at times, it’s better safe than sorry. I’ll do the same, if you want. Just let me know.

DISCLAIMER

I do not own any of the Icons or gifs I use, unless stated otherwise. However I do own the headers I use so do not steal them.

I am a CANON-DIVERGENT blog

I do not claim to be any of the muses I portray nor will I ever!

I am duplicate friendly, crossover friendly, oc friendly, au friendly, multi friendly.

This is an Anti-JKR blog

A NOTE FROM THE MUN

I suffer from depression, anxiety, adhd, bipolar/mood disorders, and a few other things. So if I disappear without warning or take forever replying to things even though I'm around, I'm truly sorry. Sometimes my mood is just not there, or I get distracted, I try my hardest to get things done in a timely manner but unfortunately sometimes I just can't. Just know that it has nothing to do with you, that I appreciate your patience and understanding.

A LITTLE NOTE

If you want to submit something to my muse or me, you'll have to put /SUBMIT at the end of my URL to do so.

I will never ever send anyone any hate messages since that is very immature, I only send adorable messages to try to make one smile but it’s very seldom that I send anything because I am a bundle of nerves and shy as fuck haha.

Oh, just a heads up, if you are looking for my muses' bio then all you have to do is CLICK their name in the muses tab.

JUST FOR YOUR INFO

This is a BILLY HARGROVE hate free blog. Any hate on him will not be tolerated at all. I don't condone his actions, but I do believe in second chances. And I solely believe his father is to blame for most of it. So if you are an anti-Billy Hargrove blog then kindly fuck off, you are not welcome here. I will cherish and adore him all I want; I will interact with whoever I bloody want.

DNI

While I absolutely hate DNI lists, this unfortunately has to be done.

Minors DNI

Billy Hargrove Haters DNI

Also as far as DNI lists are concerned, I don’t believe in them when it comes to ACTUAL people. I should be able to write with whomever I want, make my own judgments. If you don’t want to see certain people on your dash then block them and move on, blacklist their tag. But don’t be a child about it. I mean like realistically you can still interact with people who interacts with peeps on ya don’t like lists, don’t punish them for no reason. If ya aint cool with that, then it’s been nice to know ya, I guess.

BANNED FACECLAIMS

Right, sorry but not sorry because I unfortunately have to do this for my own comfort. But let me start with this, just because you write a certain muse, doesn't mean that I won't write with them, I just won't ship with them. Yet if they are in bold, I won't interact with them at all and if they are in italic, then it's a maybe on rather if I'll interact with them or not. There will be some exceptions to this if I am comfortable with you as a writing partner and friend.

Rupert Grint

Matthew Lewis

Bonnie Wright

Noah Schnapp

Natalia Dyer { Only when it comes to Nancy and Steve }

Gaten Matarazzo

Lauren Cohan

Alicia Vikander

Rachel Zegler

Geraldine Viswanathan

Amber Heard

Halle Bailey

Melissa McBride

The Kardashians

Hailey Bieber

TRIGGERS

I don’t have many triggers but there are certain things I’d personally wish not to see.

Also, I will tag any triggers, if asked.

The tag to block is: ✪↬ωᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ᴛʜɪѕ ɪѕ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʜᴜʀʀɪᴄᴀɴᴇ↫✪ ✘Trigger Warning✘

#✪↬ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ѕωᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ↫✪ ✘Save✘

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monstersmutpeddler · 2 years

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Heatherway Hollow Volume 02

By: Momo Lady

Monster Scale

Level 02: Mostly Human But Minor Differences

Most of them are werewolves, and also have knots. Most sexy times take place with them transformed.

My Overall Rating For The Book

“I Bought The Book/Series And Want Them Signed Please Holy Shit”

I prefer Volume 02 over Volume 01, it has more of my personal favorites not just Big Billy. It’s a lot longer.

Now I’m basically going to copy and paste what I mentioned in the last post:

I’d love to have physical copies of these collections, they are so sweet.

Literally the only gripe I have with them is that if these were an actual physical book, I think it’d be great to have a reader go in to spot for spelling mistakes and makes sure the fonts are consistent sizes. The formatting is a bit off.

These stories are 10/10s, they are so much fun. I’d love to see a full length novella or book in Heatherway Hollow.

Overly Simplified Summary

This is a collection of short stories by Momo Lady (most of which I think are commissions?) that takes place in the town of Heatherway Hollow, a small town that’s populated by werewolves and humans. When a werewolf finds their true mate, they do a courting ritual to win their mates hearts. Each story is contained in a chapter and is around 3,000 words, so these are very quick reads.

If you want a bunch of short and sweet werewolf smut, this is the series for you! Everything is available online for free on Momo Lady’s tumblr, but you can buy collections like this on her ko-fi.

Keep reading for ‘This Book Has Everything’, possible Trigger Warnings, and quick thoughts on every short in the book!

This Book Series Has Everything

[x] Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes

[x] Big buff love interest

[x] Soul mates or fated mates

[x] Love interest and/or main character is hiding something

For some of the stories they are hiding the fact that they are werewolves. Which, to be fair, that can be a hard thing to drop on someone who thinks they’re fake.

[x] Smut first plot second

[x] Second chance relationship

[x] Main character gets chased in the woods by the love interest at some point

[x] Straight

[x] M/M

[x] F/F

The Locklears

[x] Reverse Harem or Poly

[x] Dude got an interesting dick

We’ve got knots.

[x] Love interest has to fight hard to win the love interests heart

[x] Kinky af sex

Bondage in Jaspers story

[x] Holiday season vibes

[x] Love interest is an absolute cinnamon roll

[x] Lead or love interest has a disability

Delaynie’s story has a leading lady with schizophrenia.

Akashi is mute (maybe deaf, too not 100% sure) and uses sign language, and Issac as Anosmia

[x] Happy Ending Guaranteed

[x] Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love

[x] The lady is the monster

Here’s a link/buy the book!

Trigger Warnings

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Quick Thoughts For The Shorts

01: The Locklears

- This is basically the story about how Heatherway Hollow was formed and I love it, 10/10.

02: Big Billy

- I fucking love Big Billy’s story. What a fucking champion. 10/10 probably my favorite short story.

- We also get to learn about feral werwolves here.

03: Arsene

- Sexy werewolf firefighter!

- God this ones also a 10/10 for me too. Arsene give Big Billy a run for his money.

04: Rudolph

- HE OWNS A FUCKING CANDY SHOP AND MAKES THE CANDY HOLY SHIT. XD Another 10/10 damnit.

- Also an asexual leading lady AND love interest.

05: Jasper

- Ginger the chicken is lokey the best character. Also the ‘Oh no. Jaspers hot.’ fucking killed me.

- A good one if you want a big strong man that likes being tied up and being a bottom on occasion.

- Interesting that monster hunters are also in this!

06: Delyanie

- Big Billy’s younger brother!

- We get to see how his story starts, then we cut to the leading lady Lenore’s perspective. Lenore has anxiety and schizophrenia.

07: Ivan

- Protagonist is trans woman!

08: Rohit

- This is the first feral wolf we find out in the woods.

09: Akashi & Isaac

- We’ve got a Poly book! These two were rivals and ended up falling for each other while courting the leading lady. Super sweet.

10: Dominic

- Remi is also a 10/10 character. A good goat.

- Dominic is such an adorable shy dork.

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Bartender: Glass of God. The manga, the Show, The Reboot.

TL:DR; A review about some rando's take on a little known bartending manga that got turned into a show and just released a reboot of the same show.

F*ck it, I'm doing reviews now and I just wanted to shout out a great slice of life anime about the one thing that weirdly tickles a random cluster of neurons in my skull: Aesthetically pleasing looking drinks.

Lets kick this off by getting everyone on the same page about a few things. The manga is called Bartender and its a finished series. The first run of the anime was in 2006 and lasted 11 episodes. Today, as of April 5, 2024, they are reproducing an updated version called Bartender: Glass of God. There is only one episode (obviously) so this review will only cover differences I've noticed between the three and how I feel about this. (also I haven't finished the first show and I just read, like, The first three chapters and skipped a volume/ read some chapters from that no less that 2 minutes before writing this. the next review I make of this, I will probably be reading more to make this more credible.) The story is about a man named Ryu Sasakura. As far as I can tell, he doesn't really have a resound, Earth-shattering goal for himself. He's just there to make cocktails and give advice/fix relationships. Bartender is accompanied by a somewhat steady cast of reoccurring characters, mainly one woman in particular named Miwa Kurushima.

Got all that. Good. Here we go.

The Manga (spoilers)

While this is the material I have previously admitted not to have studied the most intensely, It is the basis from where these shows originate from and should be given center stage at the moment. The first chapter starts with Miwa in a bar fretting over a task from work, she argues with the guy behind the bar about her drink, then gets interrupted by Ryu. She pieces together that Ryu is a bartender and manages to convince him to show up at a testing and interview at a newly built hotel that's trying to open a bar inside. He shows up, aces the test, then rejects the offer to work there, saying he wants to try other places first.

Having this be the last thing I looked made everything else I was about to watch a bit of shock to me. Most people read the book before watching the movie/series, which causes most people to compare the two. In most cases, in a negative light because people tend to really attached to the source material and get fussy when something gets changed. Not to say that someone going in the opposite direction like I have couldn't act the same way, but it also helps that I haven't had the time or the well aged, rose colored glasses to view everything through.

So when I saw that Ryu doesn't immediately start out working in his famous Eden Hall. It gave me an odd platform to (hopefully) objectively compare the shows to. Also, a lot of the major story points that get touched on in the first episodes of both of the shows, are not present or given different context in the manga. There are things that remain consistent between all three. That being the two phrases "What two professions should you never betray the customer?" and the speech about "why is a bartender called a bartender?". What I found to be the most decisive creative difference between all three was how they portrayed the first drink served in all three first episodes/chapters. In all three, is a whiskey/ water mix with a higher ratio of water to whiskey ( In the reboot, they changed it to a High ball, which is just sparkling soda instead of water, but I think that's because a water cut is more of a Japanese thing.) The drink and how he comes at the presentation of the drink reflects his personality for the rest of the series. To be honest, I think a lot of people would be surprised at how the creation and the aftermath of the High ball scene definitively sets up just how different Ryu's personality is in each iteration.

In the manga, Ryu is smart, but not right off the bat. Given time to prepare and he can come across as amazing and otherworldly. But catch him off guard with something can cause him to fumble. He is also portrayed as impulsive, running off to steal a specific type of ice and staging (At least one that I know of) happenstance meetings. The man knows what it takes to impress someone, but through it all, he's still human. Albeit, it doesn't show through normal human behaviors like a clear expression of goals or bad habits, This doesn't make him come across like a robot, but as a man wiser than his years whose had time to perfect his perception of people and how to cater to a distraught stranger. This is helped by the fact that this story has actual plot that is subcontextual in every chapter with a slow, but not a slow-burn level of progression. That last bit is absolutely no where to be seen in the 2006 iteration of Bartender.

Bartender: The 2006 release (Spoilers)

The 2006 version was the one I had stumbled upon first. Thought it was interesting, watched two episodes and didn't pick it back up again for several months. Not because it was bad, mind you. but the thing about the story Bartender is that... its not meant to be binged in one seating. The show is meant to be savored slowly, like an actual cocktail. The way the original anime variation is set up like this; Ryu already has Eden Hall, and the lore acts like he's always been there, where in the manga he was actually living in France for years before he decided to come back to Japan and start his own bar. And Ryu didn't even start with Eden, he worked somewhere else as a new guy before befriending Miwa's grandpa and gramps (gifting? convinced? not sure haven't found the chapter yet) Ryu the Eden Hall. So the story the show sets up ends up acting like Eden Hall just... grew out of a side street and there was Ryu behind the mahogany.

This isn't helped by how they depicted the doorway in the show verses the manga. The entry is down a set of stairs and off to the left, hidden underneath a deceptively simple sign in the manga; while in the show its just... in the wall facing the street. Its framed by three square stone pillars set in the wall around it with a small, lit potted tree sat beside, making the entry feel more like you're stepping into an underground temple than a bar.

The show then continues like a abridged and condensed rendition of the manga. The b*tchy personality that was given to Miwa was given to her supervisor. She meets Ryu at the Hall and he correctly guesses the drink order she always had when she got off work when they both were in France several years ago, He wasn't asked or even showed up to the bartending test, and the setup to the water-cut whisky scene was way different. Instead of making the drink at the test and then later giving the supervisor a taste of Ryu's Sherlockian level deduction skills at a different bar; the events leading to the drink, the making of the drink, and the key speeches that define the core of the first chapter were shoved into a scene that lasted probably less then 10 minutes and it never left Eden Hall.

Having the show frame it like this, left me with the impression that Ryu... was some sort of God. Like a benevolent being whose sole purpose of existence was to make drinks and help others emotionally. It isn't helped by how the show is presented. Its episodic, prioritizing facts and answers to relatable situations over chaining lore beats. Unintentionally making Ryu feel inhuman; he's helpful, sure, but comes across as vaguely omnipotent, and there's also no scene where Ryu is outside of the bar, making it feel like he only exists to serve. This could just be Japanese work style mannerisms at work, but if that isn't the case, then him acting with no changes in demeanor like that just tacks on to the whole not human allegations.

The reason why I feel like this is comes out in one particular scene. In the making of the water cut whiskey, there's another speech that is given. The two of them talk about why Eden Hall was named Eden Hall. Turns out it relates to an English Folk tale about a group of fairies leaving behind a glass and a note saying "You break this, bad luck comes to Eden Hall. (paraphrased, of course)" After the speech is given, Ryu walks over to a glass cabinet that contains an ice sculpture recreation of the famous Eden Hall glass... and promptly BREAKS IT IN FRONT OF THE GUY! He uses the ice from the sculpture for the drink and that becomes part of the reason the drink is so good, its because of how special the ice is.

Having not read the manga before hand, I didn't know at the time that this was the show writers way of introducing the so important ice sculpture needed to make this Glass of God, but without having Ryu being all the way at the hotel for the test. Not knowing this, I think, unintentionally made Ryu feel like he viewed anyone that walked through his door, was just a toy to him that he could fix or break emotionally, and that he only helped as many people as he did was because he felt like it. Seeing Ryu break the sculpture after giving that speech and serve the drink to a man that had been openly hostile to him gave this whole scene an unintended shock factor that I didn't see coming. And the thing is, the origin of the name for Eden Hall speech takes place in like, midway through VOLUME 2. It was never supposed to be in the first episode. Having everything unfold like that was a deliberate choice of the writers, so it makes me wonder if they were doing this intentionally. Again, having not read the manga first and seeing Ryu portrayed like this had me unprepared to meet the Reboot variation of him

Bartender: Glass of God (Spoilers, duh)

Having only one episode to draw from for this part makes me hopeful that this will be shorter than what I have written so far, (God, what have started). I think this will be more of a description of what changes were made and hopeful expectations since there isn't much to stack up, material wise.

Starting off, this looks like its going to be more lore based than its earlier counterpart. We get to see Miwa actually interacting with her supervisor and a friend that appears only occasionally in the first run. Miwa was a bitch before and then had next to no personality in the show, but now seems to have regain a little of the b*tchyness and is now more...judgemental? Definitely a reads book covers first kind-a person, but is paired nicely with her bubbly and eager friend. We still have the bartender test, but instead of the reason behind it being that the supervisor is stingy and judgemental (or outright hates bartenders) him, Miwa, and her friend are all on a mission to find the bartender that makes the Glass of God, and this is on orders from above the supervisor. Honestly, the writers did a really good job with everyone that makes an appearance across all the media, because they even took their time and gave the three bartenders that show up for the test their own personalities. They didn't have to do that and I love them for it.

After the test fails they meet Ryu in the park. And this is where the show kinda slapped me in the face a little. Again, the only other reference to Ryu that I had seen was the earlier 2006 run, and (hopefully) you saw how I felt about him. So to see Ryu act as this forgetful, awkward, goofy goober of a person really threw me for a loop. He leaves behind a book from the library and Miwa ends up holding onto it. The two of them meet two more times and because Miwa's whole mission is to find the maker of the Glass of God, finally finds Eden Hall. Again, the show decides to have Ryu have Eden Hall to start off with instead of him working somewhere else and then earning the right to have Eden Hall. I'm not going to have a strong opinion on which direction is better yet because there's a shot where Ryu is looking dramatically at a fenced in, empty lot, that and crossed with this being more lore heavy so as to tie in better with the original manga, it seems like a better plan to let this play out and see where it goes first.

Anyway, Miwa and friend show up and realize its Ryu. (If you can't tell by now, we're about to hit the High Ball sequence.) This time, Ryu has more customers in the room with him, setting it up to be what I thought was the best iteration of the whole "realization that Ryu is d*mn good at his job". The test from earlier actually becomes important this time around because it sets up two scenarios that a good bartender should be good at if they want to be considered good. And of course, Ryu passed with flying colors. We now enter the High Ball scene. And honestly, nothing really stands out about this version, but I think that's because its blending in with the momentum kept from the previous drinks, making it that from the moment they enter the bar, the High ball itself doesn't stand out specifically until after Miwa comments on it, drawing out what so special about it. She asks for hers after seeing the other two get made and gets hyped for the drink as she sees whiskey being brought out, thinking shes going to get something fancy... only to get handed the (infamous) High ball. Miwa writes it off, thinking that nothing special could come from something so simple...only to have a Studio Ghibli level blast to the senses. Which is here we tie into the voice lines about how Ryu knew that a water cut whiskey would be perfect for her at the moment, going into the same spiel about how observant he is and makes the viewers know that Ryu is that guy. This episode so far has been a wonderful take on a lesser know story and I'm glad that the lore is getting a turn in the spotlight this time around.

This is a whole different take on the characterization of the bartender named Ryu. Going from unusually wise but young bartender, to possibly omnipotent God of cocktails and relationship advice, to a socially awkward and unashamed of it human who's just a beast behind the counter with a cobbler shaker in his hands. There isn't enough footage of the Reboot variant of Ryu being a free therapist or being a relationship solver yet so this is where I leave this review of Bartender: Glass of God for now. Again, I haven't finished the 2006 run or the manga yet, so take everything I've been saying with a grain of salt

If you have managed to make it this far, I applaud your tenacity, or severely pity your level of boredom, but nontheless greatly appreciate you taking time out of your shitty sleep schedule and joined me on my first review. I don't think I'll be doing this too often. And if I do, there will be an attempt to condense it all down much more succinctly. Here's hoping that a brief glance ( cuz' lets be honest, no one is going to read this whole thing) might of convinced you to check out an amazing slice of life that just focuses on taking advice and swallowing down the bitterness of life with a chilled and well crafted glass (of god).

THANK YOU EVEYBODY! ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

#anime review #anime recommendation #Bartender #Glass of God #free therapy #if ya need it.#God #It's on Crunchyroll.#or you can pirate it

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in-this-fic-im-reading · 9 months

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If you’re reading this, hello!

Honestly, I’m not really here expecting interaction, but I welcome it! If you also need someone to yell at, feel free to message me or send an ask. I would love to key smash back at you ❤️

When I rant, the fic will be linked within the first few words, and I’ll try to keep the rant to the same post.

Current fandoms:

My Hero Academia (this is consistent and most of what I read)

Lotr/hobbit

DC comics

Star Trek (rarely but I hold it in my heart)

Things I Love:

Time travel fix it fics

Fake relationships!!!!!! Favorite trope i eat this shit up EVERY time.

Time loops

Kid fics

De-aging (but don’t make it weird with romance)

Hurt/comfort (it’s all good but specifically when someone takes their favorite character ((bakugou)) and gives them like every childhood trauma)

^ok but also torture ✌️

Rare Pairs!!!!! (I would put a list of my favorite ships, but it would be shorter to list the ones I don’t like)

Polyamory

“&” pairings!!! Platonic love is my bread and fucking butter. My asexual little heart starts buzzing when I see queerplatonic life partners and found families 🥰🥰🥰

Things I won’t read:

(These are Hard Rules with no exceptions)

Adult/minor romance

Explicit/PWP of characters who are minors in canon (if it’s a small part of a plot based fic, Im cool with it)

Abuse as “romance” (stalking, possessiveness, grooming, etc)

Dubcon/noncon

Hurt/no comfort

Love triangle (just make them all kiss smh)

Things I don’t read:

(I tend to stay away from these, but I’ve been known to stray)

Unhappy endings:(

Unrequited love:((

M/F pairings of characters I personally believe are gay with my whole heart

Honestly I hardly read m/f but that’s just cause I’m gay

Mpreg (if it’s explained logically it’s fine but my brain doesn’t like it when it just exists with no explanation)

a/b/o or omegaverse

Cheating in a relationship

1st person POV. I want to put this in won’t but if it’s real short I can probably power through

Fics without Erasermic? Like you’re telling me Aizawa is gonna go home and NOT cuddle with his husband???? That doesn’t make sense.

Bakugou/consequences, but when it’s clearly written by someone who hates bakugou and the consequences are just everyone hates him and he’s expelled and has no chance at character growth.

Untagged abuse, gore, and traumatic experiences. If there’s content warnings and I can brace for it, i am so here for it.

#I will update this when I think of more but I gotta get back to work

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meep9898 · 10 months

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"Okay, okay I'm sorry hoggin' down all that f-mmph...!"

When Rika's mitts got their vice grip around the flab attached to her abdomen, the delinquent let out a squeak akin to a kitten being caught by surprise.

"...Do you mind not ...bwaarrrppp...kneading at my gut like that in front of the guys? I'm feeling kinda gassy and I don't wanna look like even more of a pig in front of ya..."

True, a lot of the members of the gang tended to push their abundant "leftovers" onto the naïve newbie in the hopes of scoring with a BBW, but this is the first time she's ever showed restraint in the manners department as a formerly shameless champion level belcher, with a blush as pink as the rosy hoody she's wearing plastered on her face no less. Little moans escaped her lips following the soft plea she made, indicating that she was feeling just as strange as she was gassy around Rika at the moment...

Truth was, everyone but Rika was trying to increase the size of the crew's latest recruit's waistline as a fun initiation joke. Those with kitchen duty assigned to them had taken the easy route of leaving all the work and taste-testing to Satsuki. Some who would rather spend their lucnh breaks training or who weren't pleased with their food passed it on to the naive redhead with a large appetite. Others were showing great amounts of 'kindness' by bringing gifts to the newest lady of the gang, most consisting of desserts and junk food. No matter what it was, in just a couple of months, Satsuki had gone from a girl with a slim yet toned built to having the figure of a chunky gal who had probably never woked out a day in her life.

"Apologize all ya want. 'Sorry' won't melt away yer lard. If ya really cared 'bout bein' a pig in front of the boys, ya wouldn't be gobblin' up all their leftovers like a starvin' cow, Flabsuki."

Knowing she was eliciting embarrassed sounds out of her trainee was enough for Rika to play a little rougher with that big gut. The relentless gangleader sank her fingers deeper into the tire o flab that coated the redhead's middle, nails digging slightly into all those doughy pounds.

"Don't tell me ya actually are ashamed of bein' such a pig."

#Muse: Rika #substantial-gains

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Hi, can i request F, O, K, V and C of the NSFW alphabet whit Enmu and male reader? (When i first saw him I could only think "He's so hot"😳)

Warnings: R-18, Minors DNI!

Pairing: Enmu x male!reader

Note(s): Nonny, I love you, and I can't judge you at all because something about the way Enmu is, is just really horny. I hope you enjoy these headcanons of him! [Letters: F, O, K, V, and C]

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying) » I think it's more than clear that Enmu is probably the biggest bottom that there is, so it's pretty self-evident that you need to be the one doing the penetration. Now! When it comes to Enmu's favorites, he loves to get it from behind, so doggy style, reverse cowboy, everything like that is on Enmu's list of preferred positions.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) » Enmu loves, loves to give oral because he loves to see you unravel under his tongue, so you're definitely in for a treat if you like to receive head. Enmu's also surprisingly skillful at giving it, and he loves to play with the tip of your cock, so it's pretty much impossible not to cum under ten minutes!

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) » Service, Master/Pet, just general power imbalance are few of Enmu's kink! He also loves it when you tie him up and leave him be for hours on end, and I wouldn't be surprised if he liked roleplay as well. The list is a vast one, so there's a lot of things you can try out with him!

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) » I would say that most of the sounds that Enmu makes consist of whines, and I mean high ones as well. He doesn't often moan because his voice becomes easily really high every time you fuck him, so it's more usual to hear him whine and whimper rather than moan and groan!

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically) » Simple answer: He loves it. Long answer: Enmu loves how your cum feels on his tongue, and he loves how it tastes as well, which is one of the reasons why he loves to suck you off from time to time! One of his favorite things is when you cum on his face while he keeps his mouth open.

Author's note: Enmu, Enmu, Enmu... He's probably the horniest KNY character there is, and I'm not going to take my word back unless someone proves me otherwise. I have to say that I loved the way he spoke in the Mugen Train movie when I watched it for the first time, and I still love it.

#enmu #kny enmu #enmu x y/n #enmu x you #enmu x reader #kny x reader #kny x male reader #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #sero writes #nsft alphabet #not sfw #lower moons

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NSFW Alphabet || Katsuki Bakugou

I had so much fun with this! Vodka may or may not have been involved in the making of this little ditty. 🍸 I hope you shameless hussies enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. 😩

*Exhibit A:

(Source)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like he gets clingy asf, but plays it off like it's something he's doing for your sake. He'll probably never admit that he feels so vulnerable after sex, but he does. If it was a rough session - which it usually is with him - he'll ask if you're okay, if you're hurt anywhere, kiss any marks he left on you - he's such a protective hero boi.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: he's not gonna lie, he's fully aware of how well-endowed he is. He really is proud of his cock, the way it makes you sing when he works it - and he knows how to work it okay? Favorite non-sexual body part - his arms. He works hard to keep them cut (as in lifting, not cutting). 😬

Yours: listen, Katsuki is an ass man through and through. Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong, I'm 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 listening 👏🏼. He loves to watch the subtle ripples he sends through your ass cheeks when he's driving into you from behind. Also, our big scary boomboom man appreciates a nice, thicc pair of thighs. Bonus points if they're muscular/toned - he loves the way it feels when your thighs have such a strong grip around him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Let's just say our boy's orgasms are explosive. He cums hard and loud, shooting long ropes of his hot seed. Consistency is about average, not too thick, not to thin, but there's a lot of it. He doesn't taste too bad - salty, but not too bitter. You're more likely to gag from the sheer volume and force of his cum hitting the back of your throat than the flavor.

His precum gets honorable mention here. It's fucking delicious. That is all.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It took him no less than 2 years into your relationship to tell you this, and if you ever tell anyone he might actually kill you, or at the very least make your ass bleed. He hasn't gotten to the point that he's ready to try it yet, but he's not entirely opposed to the idea of you pegging him. Someday. It kinda does make his balls tingle a little just thinking about it tbh. He hasn't yet, but he thinks he might be ready to try working up to it and is really close to asking you to stick a finger in his ass and stroke his prostate. He's heard how good it feels and he's super curious to find out for himself.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced, actually. He's only had 1 or 2 lovers before you, BUT he's determined to be #1 at everything. Couple that with how perceptive he is and you've got yourself a winner of a loverboy. He's going to make damn sure that, even if things don't work out between you two, he will always ALWAYS be the best you've ever had. No other man will outdo him, E-V-E-R.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggystyle all the way, baby. As stated before, he loves watching your booty jiggle every time he slams his hips against it. He gets off on spreading your ass cheeks to watch his slick-coated cock slide in and out of you. God he just loves hitting it from behind, makes his dick so fucking hard.

Bonus 2nd Favorite Position (couldn't help myself): you on your back with your ankles on his shoulders, your ass lifted off the bed, him on his knees and hugging those thick thighs of yours, keeping them closed as he reams into you. (Slight variation of this one: he leans over you, nearly folding you in half, putting you back on your shoulders with his hands pressing into the mattress beside you, angling you such that his prominent corona rubs over your g-spot as he drills down into you. 10/10 you're gonna scream his name when (not if) your liquid gushes all over him.)

Tell me the truth, am I a disgusting human being? Here are all the fucks I give:

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Bakugou is serious asf about his sex game. This is not the time to joke around or poke fun at him, understand me? If you do he will get pissed and either fuck the silly out of you, or if he's feeling particularly ruthless he'll just stop altogether and let you ache for him as punishment until you beg him for release.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He takes care of his body, paying a lot of attention to his hygiene, which includes manscaping to keep his pubic hair trimmed and kempt. The carpet's just a shade darker than the drapes, like a honey blond. If he lets it grow out, it sticks straight out just like his head hair. It's actually kind of funny and he hates it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

*sigh* Let's be honest. Katsuki is not the super romantic type, at least not outwardly. However, if he realizes something he's doing is hurting you - physically or emotionally - he's going to stop dead in his tracks and hold you close, push his fingers through your hair, and tell you how much he loves you and how safe you are. He can be rough and he can be an asshole, but if he thinks he's genuinely hurt you at all, he's all over you, doing everything he can to make you understand that he will never let anyone hurt you, especially not himself. Got that?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't jack off very often. You two share a very active sex life so he doesn't see the need to. If you have to be apart for more than a day or two, he'll rub one out. Or if the need hits him particularly hard and you're not available or in the mood, he's not above closing his eyes and reaching into his pants to wrap his thick fingers around his cock and start tugging.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Lord Baby Jesus, where do I even begin? Kinky, kinky Katsuki. This man should come with warning signs and disclaimers.

First of all, he dom asf okay? Even if he lets you play with his ass someday, he's gonna be bratty about it. He's going to top from the bottom, hashtag facts. And trust that he WILL own you afterwards to securely reestablish his dominance.

Giving and Receiving: Hair pulling. DIRTY TALK - you think he's got a potty mouth in the streets? His mouth is downright filthy between the sheets. Loves it when you dirty talk right back to him. "You love taking my fat cock, don't you princess?" "Mm yessss, fuck me, Katsuki! Your cock feels so fucking good babyyy!" He eats that shit up.

Giving Only: Degradation. Praise. Spanking. Cockwarming. Dom/sub/power play. Shibari/ropework (he tried it bc you wanted to and he fucking loved it). Creampies. Begging. Discipline. Ravishment.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere inside your home/homes - bed, bathroom/kitchen countertops, kitchen/dining table, office desk/chair, any piece furniture is fair game really, up against a wall, washer/dryer, the fucking floor, ugh just all the places to fuck. Not one square foot is sacred tbh.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Wear something that showcases the curve of your butt. Doesn't have to be revealing per se, matter of fact he'll get possessive as fuck if you're showing too much skin in public. At home/privately though? He can't help himself. Dat ass tho...he is going to smack it hard enough that it stings and that's final, understand?

Tease him. You can't be obvious about it though. If he senses that you're doing it on purpose, it'll just backfire. But if you just so happen to brush against his crotch when you squeeze past him, it'll drive him crazy. Go commando in short shorts/skirt and cross your legs just so, his dick will twitch. Even better if you do shit like this in public where you know he won't act on it. But when you get home you best believe he's going to dick you down so hard, won't even bother to take said shorts or skirt off.

His ears and neck are his most sensitive erogenous zones. Whisper in his ear or kiss his neck and he's going to grit his teeth in an effort to fight back the shudder that threatens to rattle his bones.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Let's get one thing straight. Katsuki Bakugou does not share. This is non-negotiable. He will not agree to anything involving additional people - cuckolding, threesomes, orgies, exhibitionism, voyeurism (unless it's him watching you pleasure yourself - that he will gladly do, and probably start palming himself in the process).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves giving and receiving. Giving puts him in full control of your pleasure, receiving makes him feel like you're worshipping his cock, which you probably are. Have you seen this man's cock? Of course you have. Gatdamn.

Y'all, Katsuki's so good at eating pussy. Like how does one get that good at eating pussy? I don't even know, but god the way he flicks his hot tongue over your precious, tiny bud before wearing it down like a fucking feed bag? It's unnatural. Like it could be his backup quirk if blowing shit up doesn't work out. You've seen the way he licks his lips when he gets excited, everyone has.* He doesn't even bother swallowing while he's feeding on you so you just be dripping in slick and saliva and he's just slurping away. It's lewd.

*See Exhibit A above.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You already know this, but I'll say it anyway. His go-to fucking style is fast and rough, dominant and relentless, hard and dirty. But every once in a while he'll want to take you slow and deep and passionate. He'll hold you so tight in his arms and chest, you'll have to tap his shoulder sometimes to let you breathe. And he'll just roll his hips so fucking thoroughly both of you will feel every last inch, his pubic bone rubbing your clit so hard. You've told him so many times how much you love it when he makes love to you like this, but he maybe makes it a rare treat on purpose. 😈 Little shit.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are difficult for our boy. It's not that he's against them, it's just that he savors every drop of sensuality, he has a tendency to draw the pleasure out as long as possible. He can’t help it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The idea of having public sex turns him on, but he's only done it with you a couple of times when he was 10000% sure you wouldn't be caught. He can't risk doing anything that would tarnish his reputation and goal of becoming the #1 Hero. He might be freaky as hell, but he needs a sex scandal like an Alaskan needs a refrigerator.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He loves you long time. He's a Taurus for fuck's sake (well, Aries/Taurus cuspie, but that just sweetens the deal). Great stamina. Grinds you down like a whetstone. Can last as long as he needs to to ensure you cum for him as many times as it takes for you to beg him to stop. If he feels himself getting too close while you're blowing him, he'll stop you and go down on you instead. If he's inside of you, he'll pull out and start kissing all over your body, sucking, nipping, licking until his urge to cum passes, then he pushes it right back in and keeps going.

If on the off-chance he does cum before you, he'll be ready to go again in about 20-30 mins. Just give him some motivation, he deserves it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He didn't own any toys when you first got together, but you did. He hated the idea of you using them though, especially when he's right there with you. You've since assured him that you don't want to use them to replace him, but to enhance the pleasure. So now you do use them from time to time.

The first time you managed to coax him into using a toy together, it was a small wireless bullet with a remote. When you brought it out and showed it to him, there was a wild glint in his eye. He carefully inserted the vibrator into you, his cock slowly following suit. He loved the fact that he had complete control over this thing, but later complained because the sensation of it against the head of his cock made him cum too fast. He still wants to use it sometimes though. 😏

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he can be so unfair. He loves teasing you until you're begging him to put his cock inside you. He's not so much into orgasm denial per se; he just loves to hear you beg him for shit - to let you cum, to suck his dick, to stop fucking you when you're overstimmed, etc.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lol he's fucking LOUD! And he's going to make you cum so hard that you're screaming his fucking name. There was a time when one or both of you lived in an apartment and the neighbors would bang on the wall behind your headboard.

Shit, what sounds does he NOT make? He growls, moans, grunts, groans, yells, swears, fucks you so hard you can hear the wet sound of slapping skin, hell even the bed protests. Another reason he doesn't fuck in public - he can't stay quiet enough to be discreet about it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Okay, as much of a wild sex beast as he is behind closed doors, he gets embarrassed so easily when your sex life is so much as hinted at around others. It's legit funny how flustered he gets about it.

If he goes into work real tired and Kirishima says, "Hey Bakubro, you look like shit this morning. You and (y/n) stay up too late?" while doing the finger in the hole gesture, Katsuki will just "Shut the fuck up, Shitty Hair, or I'll blast your ass right through that fucking wall!"

Or if you two go out together with friends and the girls are talking about sex-related stuff, Katsuki will just roll his eyes and try to ignore it. But if one of them is all "So, (y/n), does Bakugou ever like accidentally let off explosions while you're doing it?" and you wink and say, "Only when he's especially *cough* frustrated *cough*". Katsuki will go red from his neck up to his hairline and start stuttering, sparks flying from his palms. "H-hey, d-don't tell them sh-shit like that! I-it's none of their god-goddamn b-business, (y/n), what th-the f-fuck?!" Meanwhile, you and the girls are in stitches while he stomps away, just mortified, bless his heart. When you catch your breath from laughing you'll follow it up with, "Looks like tonight's gonna be one of those nights", and you all lose it again.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As has been mentioned, Bakugou's well-endowed. I figure he's packing about 7.5-8" in length x just under 2" wide. He takes some getting used to, that's for damn sure. Oh, and he's more of a shower than a grower. Like around 6" long x 1.5" wide when flaccid. Katsuki + sweatpants/basketball shorts = swinging dick print, alright sis? Take notes, this motherfucker visibly jumps when he does, class dismissed.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Eh, he's surprisingly not ridiculously horny. Maybe a little above average sex drive? A lot of times hero work just takes it out of him and he comes home utterly exhausted and just needs a soft place to land, and you provide him with all the love and nurturing in your heart. ❤

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends, really, on the time of day and what type of day it's been. If it's late (like past 9pm lol) and he fought more villains than usual that day, he's probs gonna pass out pretty soon after. If it's earlier in the day - especially first thing in the morning - it gets him pumped and almost comically genki.

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