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olivedoesmagic · 9 months
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Olive Brimstone book 2 episode 2
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for screen reader:
So i was passing off all day. Hanging out with myself wasting away the entire weekend after meeting some hot shot yakusa ne? This is just how thats talked about in japan. Which in english means: this is how that group talks overseas. Anyways. All realities have an overlap. And I learned my experiments worked, i cant stop reality shifting. Problem with me wanting a pet snake. I am always for long periods of time returned to modern day 2023 BTG (before teh gate0 in the 20th century, in reality 2.5 which is the dominant timeline because its a reality that incorporates all other forms of media. Which means, that popcultlure magick is real in this world but thus theirs the sacredness you call upon the real shit, and then the ficitonal counterpart it pretends to be the fake shit, but that for this stuff all that shit feels so weird its encompulated. Also selife on ai.
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Yep. So i visit alternate realities now in my sleep. Sometimes to reality shift you have to be in a meditative state, because in 2.5 all realities collapse into your history on this one, but to fully recall it you must have a history of respwaning. Heres one reality. 1.7AB, i was messing with snakes and a wormhole was in my backyard that zapped me since it appeared in 2 x-y = blank, over phrase? Thus? We as the whole family were teleported to modern day america. Only it looked like england. It really did. Rocco was my father my older teacher and my hair was stark blonde, and i was zapped from multiple realities into one and carried on my wayward my other friends cus teh multiverse was dying. I had one reality where i was my own twin brother who was a hot chick i wanted to bang,.
The best part about sliders is technically the math on the board is correct you could make a reality hopping compas that way, but it would be so dangerous that you woudn’t find oyur way home for 6 whole years, but the technology would all stay in one universe. COLD WORLD. Reality shifters and sliders if they had a gendre would be camp and truecrime. Its so weird. You know this by charintg style through patterns over teh years, and applying those histories of those patterns which are things that repeat again and again, over the same billboard. So lots of dots over not dots, stripes together, frillys over time. And everything has patterns since patterns are numbered, everything has numbers. Tihs reality shift taught me math.
[image shows a dark haried korean like but whiet and pale almost labino with dark features and rosebuds lips, chizled face, with awavy black hair and a pointed chin in warm lighitng on the cheeks of rose like nature and then an illstration next to the ai photo of him in a red female hooded cloak with a frilly fuzzy pattern]
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f you reality shift always have someone elses youtube videos saved and know how to book bind. One day you’ll do it for real and you never know when they will be a world iwthout books.
[the pattenrs are layers of 3 or 4 like fingers on a hand. In different artsitic shapes, such as cubes, diagnals, and circles and smeers and blocks. over and over again one in black and white repeated pictures again and again and one in colors thats just squares with diffrent feelings like that of the colors. making layers of it. to test out patterns if your blind hold something shaped the same or trace teh lines on your hand again and again.]
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Im not translate the title look up bookworm anime cus it honours that exact princess.
QUICK SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS NOVEL INTO SPAIN-’S SPANISH.
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Patterns.
"image portrays more phychodelic pattners with more abstract shpaes and fungus/mushroom like shapes, in rainbows with a book of a blue haired middle eastern girl light skinned like a doll holding a giant red book in her 3 year old lap. with soups and breads surounding her".
Im not translate the title look up bookworm anime cus it honours that exact princess.
QUICK SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS NOVEL INTO SPAIN-’S SPANISH.
Patterns.
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this last photo just kinda works on most adobe dragonspeak screen readers but not all.
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same with this one.
live it from my perspective knowing it was an alternate reality. So i respanwed ended up in another reality for a while and came back to this one. Also guys, its okay to masturbate to me, it helps me with my slut shaming reputation and right now given the sex slaming chart were at the level slut shame or freak in the sheets. Take cults 102 on youtube, you’ll learn about libido. Just know my friend got sugery to look like childhood me which these photos recreate i look white and fat now, and you shoudnt masturbate to her unless you can make it special like here:
Ddlc and here
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She is lie this but for her triggers you must approach her for spells by me for the next two years. 🙂
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2QVMQbslWM&ab_channel=JadeSleiman thats right moths and watermelons the dolls of dollvinia have moved off tick tock.! BUZZ BUZZ -chloe the queen bea.
Also i want to kidnap paitinings, by training them to be like something the artist is afraid to not finish and then being kind and being like, i’ll prevent that gimme paitning here your moeny. Arrt actually acan be arthouse and ifne by not being finished and sketches are the best example of this.
Examples removed for priavcy.
By artist powderlue based off a commission i did. By the national art institute even tho its “HRRRRHG ARNIME” this is the nicest art in the best style on earth. LIterally. Finite. Proper high end art. If she did coloring books she coild make alot more. But saying this to eym is rude, so im not goign too. I aquire the rights to teh art i love it very much. Its about me and master, and its worth it. Its just him and I who do the work. He pays for my art, then i use it in reality shifting and he reaquries it. Zone is so cool guys. We lie to people and say we’re painting it like the ideas of the thing, but we’re not with zone captor aka the original doctor it really is just like that, with the zeroith doctor. Or im skisooprhenic. ID ont kno i gots coffee. I smeared hennah on my wrist and it smudged to look like a sea turtle my totem. Not spirit animal totem. Totems are aglic, or gaelic and thus cant be approprietated, while spirit animals totally can tho unless your cherokee..
Check this out and 
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Amd
Lastly i went back to bed mid entry, and woke up, im exhausted, and had a dream about kim jong un my uncle and being in north korea. Which iw as, and trying to turn round abouts. And evil sea momsters after me to drown me underwater. Why do so many mermaid like things think that that is a game?
-Olive Brimstone
7/31/2023
8:22 AM
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tbh I think a lot of secular people, even if they are “spiritual,” have a very “c’est la vie” attitude towards the threat of hell, and I think that’s because Christians have been afraid to talk about it for the past century or so
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pardonthelitany · 1 year
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the last time climate change was this bad noah had to build an arc
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krispyweiss · 1 year
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Song Review: Leftover Salmon feat. Oliver Wood - “Fire and Brimstone”
Singing co-leads and playing some slick guitar, Oliver Wood fairly transforms Leftover Salmon into an entirely new dish on the latter’s remake of “Fire and Brimstone.” 
This version is based on the Neville Brothers’ arrangement of Link Wray’s number. And the result sounds more like the Wood Brothers than Salmon on this third advance single - read about the previous releases here - from the guest-heavy Grass Roots, which arrives May 19.
Don’t be fooled by the album title. “Fire and Brimstone,” despite some banjo buried deep in the mix, is not rooted in bluegrass. This is funk, brother - infused with syncopated drums, clavinet and slide guitar - via the Nevilles and the Woods.
Leftover Salmon is basically the backing band on this one.
Grade card: Leftover Salmon feat. Oliver Wood - “Fire and Brimstone” - B
5/9/23
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stil-lindigo · 2 months
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ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - ROUND 2!! On the 16th and 23rd of March, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Operation Olive Branch and Project Watermelon.
This round's roster is very lucky to include notable webcomic artists like explodikid, Graveweaver, Curryuku and Speremint who respectively create Covenant, I'm The Grim Reaper, Not So Shoujo Love Story and Brimstone and Roses on WEBTOON. We also have Onstamonsta, an artist, streamer and Kiryu fan who Drawfee fans might recognise and the exceptionally talented Jessie Lam!
Last fundraising event was a great success, and I hope some of you might show up for this next round of streams. All money will be donated directly to Palestinian escape funds as the situation of Rafah is becoming exponentially worse (and if you'd like to donate directly, here's a link to a spreadsheet of over 750!)
As always, these fundraisers will always be available to watch over on my twitch channel. Thank you all and free Palestine!
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nightspires · 1 month
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Audiodrama podcast friends... I have a request. I want to listen to a new show, that has a lot of episodes to listen to, that a) is an INDIE show (ie, not produced by big companies like Gimlet or Spotify etc) and b) is NOT an anthology. Also must have good voice acting!!!
I’ve already listened or tried listening to:
2298
Alba Salix
Alice Isn’t Dead
Arden
ars Paradoxica
Badlands Cola
Blackwood
Boom
Borrasca
Brimstone Valley Mall
Desperado
EOS10
Girl In Space
Ghost Radio Project
Gone
Gossip
Greater Boston
Hello from the Hallowoods
King Falls AM (my beloved)
Lake Clarity
Life/After
Limetown
Mable
Moonbase Theta, Out
Midnight Burger
Parkdale Haunt
Penumbra podcast
Red Valley
Oak Podcast
Olive Hill
Terms
Tribulation
The Big Loop
The Black Tapes
The Bright Sessions
The Far Meridian
The Message
The Silt Verses
The Strange Case of Starship Iris
The Two Princes
The White Vault
Victoriocity
Welcome to Night Vale
We’re Alive
Wolf 359
Wooden Overcoats
All suggestions are welcome!!!
Edit: I cannot emphasise enough that I DO NOT want to listen to an anthology. I want a narrative that extends beyond 1 episode. I also don’t want a podcast that is just one person talking to a mic—I’d like to hear shows with multiple casts members .
Also adding a few that I have already listened to to the list, as some of the recs have reminded me about them.
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thecatfight2023 · 1 year
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The Bracket™ is here!
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here are our competitors!
to space out the polls some, we have them divided in mini-brackets (each mini bracket will be posted a day as to not overwhelm everyone with all of the polls at once)
THIS WILL ALSO BE UPDATED TO HAVE THE LINKS TO THE POLLS!!
mini-bracket 1
Mewo (OMORI) V. Spider Cat (OMORI)
Domino (Amphibia) V. Ghost (The Owl House)
Thomas O’Malley (Aristocats) V. Marie (Aristocats)
Oliver (Oliver & Co.) V. Mochi (Big Hero 6)
Cat (Coraline) V. Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)
Tasque (Deltarune) V. Tubbs (Neko Atsume)
Daffodil (Spiritfarer) V. Black Cat (The Witch’s House)
Neite (Runescape) V. Black Cat (Divinity Original Sin 2)
Alpine (Marvel) V. Goose (Marvel)
Isis (Batman: The Animated Series) V. Alfred the Cat (DC)
Mikeko (Ace Attorney) V. Shoe (Ace Attorney)
Cats (Jet Set Radio Future) V. Shadow (Super Lesbian Animal RPG)
Fat Louie (The Princess Diaries) V. Orion (Men in Black)
Milo (Milo & Otis) V. Miss Kitty Fantastico (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Cat God (Identity V) V. Yuumi (League of Legends)
Opalescence (MLP:FIM) V. Ice Cream Kitty (TMNT 2012)
mini-bracket 2
Ichigo Momomiya [cat form] (Tokyo Mew Mew) V. Alto (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Kyo Sohma [cat form] (Fruits Basket) V. Kuro (Blue Exorcist)
Sakamoto (Nichijou) V. Kuroneko (Trigun)
Prince (Genshin Impact) V. Neko (Genshin Impact)
Pusheen (Pusheen) V. Simon’s Cat (Simon’s Cat Animations)
Nyan Cat V. Minecraft cats
Video (Strong Hearts are Mandatory) V. Ginger (Brimstone and Roses)
Midnight (Castle in the Air) V. Jenny Linsky (Jenny Linsky books)
Schrodinger’s cat V. Tuna Sandwich (Kid Cosmic)
Pura (Crash Bandicoot) V. George (Spyro)
Tom F14 (Atom: The Beginning) V. Murr (The Case Study of Vanitas)
Mausfänger (Pentiment) V. Myau (Phantasy Star)
Cam (Squishmallow) V. Autumn (Squishmallow)
Serafina (Barbie Princess and the Pauper) V. Wolfie (Barbie Princess and the Pauper)
Melog (She-Ra 2018) V. Curious Cat (RWBY)
Judd + Lil Judd (Splatoon) V. Webkinz cats (all of them)
mini-bracket 3
Tama V. FDC Willard
Stray Cat J V. Pangur
Grumpy Cat V. Miette
Jinx V. Jorts
Gandalf V. Raymond 
Smudge V. The Cat Foretold
Forever’s Brood V. Norman (SolidarityGaming)
Jellie (GoodTimesWithScar) V. BB (Jacksepticeye)
Garfield (Garfield) V. Meowth (Pokémon)
Puss In Boots (Shrek Cinematic Universe) V. Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots)
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess cats V. The Garreg Mach Monastery cats (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Purrsula (Dragon Quest Treasures) V. Shiro/Blanche (House 1977)
Slugcat (RainWorld) V. Pussyfoot (Looney Tunes)
Li'l' Mittens (WordGirl) V. Mittens (Wander Over Yonder)
Greebo (Discworld) V. Maurice (Discworld)
You (Discworld) V. The Cat (Infinity Train)
mini-bracket 4
Cat (Ghost Trick) V. Cat (Stray)
Salem (Sabrina the Teenage Witch 1996) V. Binx (Hocus Pocus)
Firestar (Warrior Cats) V. Scourge (Warrior Cats)
Mothwing (Warrior Cats) V. Leafpool (Warrior Cats)
Sprigatito (Pokémon) V. Litten (Pokémon)
Meowstic (Pokémon) V. Shinx (Pokémon)
Jiji (Kiki’s Delivery Service) V. Luna (Sailor Moon)
Artemis (Sailor Moon) V. Diana (Sailor Moon)
Morgana (Persona 5) V. Ravage (Transformers)
Fukumaru (A Man and His Cat) V. Nyanko-Sensei (Natsume Yuujinchou)
The Judge (OFF) V. Mr. Midnight (Fran Bow)
Khoshekh (WTNV) V. Catbus (My Neighbor Totoro)
Grudge (Star Trek: Discovery) V. Spot (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Lumi (Cats are Liquid) V. 808 (Hi-Fi Rush)
Ser Pounce-A-Lot (Dragon Age) V. Warmseeker (Elder Scrolls Online)
Frumpkin (Critical Role) V. The Admiral (TMA)
polls for mini-bracket 1 will be scheduled to post around 2 pm EST tomorrow! also reminder they will be open for 1 day each!
propaganda is encouraged!! go wild! we will do our best to reblog as much as we can and it will be tagged with "purr-opaganda" (for those who want to filter the tag). we also recommend making propaganda for your cat blorbos sooner rather than later so there's a chance for them to win!!
-mod orange
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names-for-alters · 3 months
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Hello one and all, alters and headmates! I am Charlie! I like to make lists! I also hoard names! Are you looking for a name? GREAT! You can send an ask and request a specific aesthetic or origin of name, or you can look at my list!
With that said…
…Cracks knuckles…
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Leonardo
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blackberry
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Bud
Raphael
Pebble
Mina
Linda
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Inco
Ketlyn
Risa
Ines
Lora
Flock
Lux
Rix
Reah
Destinty
Bet
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Krixa
Lalien
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Bug
Rozy
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Screech
Jenny
Robert
Patrick
Pierre Rosemary
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Sullivan
Hart
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Daughtler
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Gatlin
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Amos
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Milo
Marian
Lychee
Aiden
Nova
Vel
Bel
Yuri
Puro
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Ramona
Angel
Nada
Shen
Mog
Hania
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Kinetic
Kikos Wathel
Dupa
Sierre
Jimor
Teddy
coc
Scara
River
Shade
Foenem
Duck
Emily
Toast
Reunna
Ichigo
Rae
Sonic
MoonL
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cabaran
Marto
Leveer
Granite
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Flora of Thedas Master List
Master list of all the flora in Thedas, mentioned or seen.
Additional notes on certain items will be listed at the bottom, for items marked with asterisks, see the key below for a brief explanation and the Game assets and Additional Notes and Trivia section at the bottom. Sources are listed at the very end and this time linked.
For other lists here are posts for: Real Plants in Thedas
Key: * - Name comes from the asset file name ** - Name not provided but identified based on the textures used on the asset. *** - See Additional Notes and Trivia.
General Flora: Flowers and Foliage
Acacia*: Black Wood*
Andraste's Grace
Ardent Blossom
Ash
Aspen
Banyan Tree*
Barbwood
Beech Tree
Belladonna
Birch: White Birch*
Blackthorn
Bluebell
Borage
Boswellia
Boxwood*
Buttercup
Cactus: Pear Cactus*
Cattail*
Cedar: Red Cedar
Chicory
Clover: Forest Clover*
Coleus**
Cosmos
Cotton
Crape Myrtle
Cypress: Italian Cypress*, Topiary Cypress*
Daffodil
Daisy: Marguerite
Dandelion
Dog-rose
Dogwood*
Elephant Ear*
Elm
Fade Berry*
Felicidus Aria
Fern: Red Fern*, Sword Fern*
Fir
Flax
Foxleaf*
Frangipani
Gorse
Harlot's Blush
Hawthorn
Hay
Hemp
Hensbane
Hero Tree*
Hollyhock
Honeysuckle
Iris
Ironbark
Ironwood***
Itchweed
Ivy
Jasmin
Larch
Lichen: Glowing Lichen
Lilac
Lily: Calla Lily**, Water Lily
Lotus
Maple
Marigold
Moss: Oakmoss, Redmoss, Tree-Moss
Nightshade
Northern Prickleweed
Oak: Serault Oak
Orchid
Palm Tree: Curly Palm*, Fan Palm*
Pansy
Peony
Pine: Chir Pine*, Stone Pine
Ponga Tree*
Poppy
Prickle-burrs
Redwood*
Rose: Climbing Rose
Rowan
Sandalwood
Seaweed
Snapdragon
Spruce
Sugar Cane
Sundew
Sunflower
Sylvanwood
Tahanis
Thistle
Trex*
Trullium
Vasanthum
Violet
Walnut: Black Walnut
Waterweed*
Wilds Flower
Willow
Witchhazel*
Wysteria
Yew
Fruits
Apple: Applewood Apple, Green Apple, Golden Apple, Red Apple
Apricot
Banana
Berries: Blackberry, Blueberry, Bramble Berry, Cranberry, Elderberry, Raspberry, Strawberry
Cherry
Citron
Coco, Chocolate
Coconut
Coffee
Currants: Black Currant
Fig
Grape
Lemon
Lime
Melon
Nuts: Almonds, Chestnut, Hognut, Peanuts
Olives
Orange: Sweet Orange
Palm Fruit: Date
Passion Fruit
Peach
Pear: Bradford Pear*
Plum
Pomegranate
Grains
Barley
Oats
Rice
Ryott
Wheat
Vegetables
Artichoke
Beans: Bush Bean, Green Bean, Pale Bean, White Bean
Beets
Bell Peppers: Red Bell Peppers
Cabbage
Capers
Carrot
Celery
Chive
Corn
Cucumber
Daikon Radish*
Eggplant
Fennel
Onion: Red Onion, Sweet Onion, White Onion
Pea
Peppers: Antivan Pepper, Green Pepper, Hot Pepper, Hot Red Pepper, Sweet Pepper
Potato
Radish
Spinach
Squash: Baby Pumpkin, Marrow Squash, Pumpkin, String Squash
Tomato
Turnip
Fungus of Thedas
Deep Mushrooms
Bleeding Russula
Blightcap
Blighted Morel
Brimstone Mushroom
Deep Mushroom
Destroying Spirit
Ghoul's Mushroom
Unnamed Mushroom Ortan Thaig
Surface Mushrooms
Beetle Spore
Drakevein
Field Mushroom
Gasbloom*
Sponge Root***
Toadstool
Truffle
Morel***
Unnamed Glowing Mushroom***
Unnamed Mushroom***
Spices
Allspice
Antivan Cord-Seed
Cardamom
Cinnamon
Clove
Cumin, Cumin Seed
Dill, Dill Seed
Juniper
Licorice
Mace
Mustard
Nutmeg
Pepper: Black Pepper
Peppercorn: Black Peppercorn
Saffron
Vanilla
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Herbs of Thedas
Herbs count as anything that Dragon Age has classified as an herb (whether technically correct or not), plants that are used as herbs in real life. These do not include mushrooms, fungi, or deep mushrooms simply for ease of organization.
Amrita Vein
Andraste's Mantle
Arbor Blessing
Basil
Bay
Catsbane
Crystal Grace
Deathroot: Arcanist Deathroot, Lunatic's Deathroot
Dragonthorn
Elfroot/Canavaris: Bitter Elfroot, Gossamer Elfroot, Royal Elfroot
Embrium: Dark Embrium, Salubrious Embrium
Felandaris
Foxite
Garlic
Ghoul's Beard
Ginger
Heatherum
Lavender
Lotus: Black Lotus, Blood Lotus, Dawn Lotus
Madcap
Mint: Anderfel's Mint, Foxmint, Peppermint
Mintroot - Not a true mint based on its description and the fact that it grows on trees.
Oregano
Parsley
Prophet's Laurel
Rashvine
Rashvine Nettle
Redleaf
Rosemary
Sage
Spindleweed: Verdant Spindleweed
Stripweed
Thyme
Vandal Aria
Winterberry***
Witherstalk
Star Anise
Wormwood
Wormroot***
Game Assets Notes
These are plants shown in Dragon Age but aren't named in universe, just in their model files or through identification of the textures. Since most filler plant textures are just that of real world plants.
**NOTE:** When I mention they are not the known name of any plant, this comes with the caveat of being popular common names. Common names are highly variable and inconsistent. They depend on regional knowledge and association. Some travel farther than others. Common names are also not reliable identifiers.
Acacia: Black Wood ~ Note: Black Wood is a type of acacia. Both acacia and black wood are named assets.
Artichoke ~ Note: Identification comes from asset name, the artichoke flower is used as ornamentation of a box.
Banyan Tree
Boxwood ~ A type of shrub, identification comes from asset name.
Bradford Pear ~ Their fruits are edible, however their flowers are known to emit a smell akin to rotting meat. Identification comes from asset name.
Calla Lily ~ Note: Not named but identified by the texture used. It is seen in Val Royeaux planters.
Cattail ~ Note: Seen through out DAO and DAI, identification comes from asset name.
Coleus ~ Note: Not named but identified by the texture used. It is seen in Val Royeaux planters and in the Frostback Basin.
Crape Myrtle
Cypress: Italian Cypress, Topiary Cypress ~ Note: In terms of the Italian Cypress, in world it wouldl likely be called the "Antivan Cypress" given that Antiva is pulling from Italian culture, food, environments, and other inspirational elements. Cypress is a plant that is named in canon.
Daikon Radish ~ Note: Found on Dennet's farm, identification comes from asset name.
Dogwood
Elephant Ear ~ Note: Foliage found in the Frostback Basin, identification comes from asset name.
Fade Berry
Fern: Red Fern, Sword Fern ~ Note: The red fern isn't a real plant and therefore can be considered unique to Thedas. In contrast the sword fern is a real plant. Identification comes from the asset name for both of these ferns.
Forest Clover
Foxleaf ~ Note: This is another plant that is not real, no plant has this common name as far as I could find.
Gasbloom ~ Note: Seen in the Arbor Wilds, the Frostback Basin some elven ruins, and the elven ruins of multiplayer levels. Their identification comes from the asset name. There are two versions of the texture the "fixed" version is used in JoH dlc and thus explains the difference in appearance. This is not the name of a known mushroom.
Hero Tree
Palm: Curly Palm, Fan Palm ~ Note: Both palms are seen in the Frostback Basin, both are identified by their named assets.
Pear Cactus ~ Note: Found in the Frostback Basin, identification comes from the asset name.
Pine: Chir Pine
Ponga Tree ~ Note: Also known as the 'Tree Fern'. This is the tree you see in Val Royeaux garden as coming from Par Vollen, and throughout the Arbor Wilds.
Redwood ~ Note: Identified by the name of the file asset. Found in the Winter Palace, Exalted Plains, and on multiplayer maps.
Snapdragon
Trex
Waterweed ~ Note: In real life this is an entire genus not one particular plant. Though the six plants in this genus do share the common name of waterweed.
White Birch
Witchhazel
Additional Notes and Trivia
Ironwood - Unclear if this is an alternative name, the actual name of the plant, or both.
Morel - This mushroom is inferred due to the existence of Blighted Morel. However it is not explicitly specified there is a non-blighted morel.
Sponge Root - Though canonical as it is mentioned and shown in World of Thedas vol. 2 on pg. 138 with a collection of deep mushroom and surface mushroom illustrations. This mushroom was cut twice from Inquisition. It was cut from the base game as a craftable, it had a much different appearance from its final design, and then it was cut again from Trespasser. It does however still make an appearance in Inquisition as the inventory icon for Crystal Grace.
Unnamed Glowing Mushroom Is mentioned in multiplayer when there are two Lukas playing.
Unnamed Mushroom These brown mushrooms are seen in the Fallow Mire and the Frostback Basin. They are shown in two different sizes ranging from shorter than a dwarf to taller than one.
There is one unlisted mushroom, its assets is named "red mushroom" and thus is identified by textures. These is not a canon name but is included for completeness. Amanita Muscaria: More commonly know as fly agaric or fly amanita, the red top with white spots is an iconic in its imagery. You will find large swaths of these mushrooms in the Frostback Basin. Their assets is named "Red Mushroom".
Winterberry is a real plant. However, from what we see in DA2, it does not the same as the plant we have in the real world, just a shared common name.
Wormroot is another real plant name. However, due to the description in The Calling, it does not seem to be the same plant. In The Calling it is used to treat the venom of a giant spider. The real world plant is used to treat parasites in the gut and does not seem to hold any shared uses in folk lore, folk medicine, or western medicine practices.
Sources
Dragon Age Origins + DLCs Dragon Age 2 Dragon Age Last Court Dragon Age Inquisition + DLCs Dragon Age TTRPG Core Rulebook Dragon Age TTRPG Blood of Ferelden Dragon Age TTRPG: Creatures of Thedas: Wyvern
World of Thedas Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 Dragon Age: The Stolen Throne Dragon Age: The Calling Dragon Age: The Masked Empire Dragon Age: Last Flight Dragon Age: Tevinter Nights Short Story: Paying the Ferryman Short Story: Riddle in the Truth Short Story: The Wake
Origins Andraste's Grace Codex: The Bercillian Forest Codex: Falon'Din: Friend of the Dead, the Guide Codex: Feast Day Fish Codex: The History of Soldier's Peak: Chapter 3 Codex: Ironbark Codex: A Note from the Honnleath Village Council Codex: Sylaise: The Hearthkeeper Codex: Sylvan Codex: A Tattered Shopping List Item: Concentrator Agent Item: Deep Mushroom Item: Figurine Item: Madcap Bulb Item: Rare Antivan Brandy Item: Rashvine Nettle Item: Spirit Charm Item: Spirit Cord Item: Sugar Cake Item: Swift Salve Item: West Hill Brandy Item: Wilds Flower
DA 2 Ambrosia Bianca (Crossbow) Ironwood Clearing Codex: Deathroot Codex: Deep Mushroom Codex: Embrium Codex: Felandaris Codex: The Hedge Witch Codex: Spindleweed Item: Carved Ironwood Buttons Item: Harlot's Blush Quest: Hard to Stomach Quest: The Long Road Quest: Tranquility Weapon: The Celebrant Weapon: Ironwood Shield Weapon: Ironwood Warblade
Inquisition Codex: Amrita Vein Codex: Arbor Blessing Codex: Avvar Cuisine Codex: Black Lotus Codex: Blood Lotus Codex: Bottles of Thedas Codex: Crystal Grace Codex: Elfroot Codex: Ghoul's Beard Codex: The Girl in Red Crossing Codex: Hard in Hightown Chapter 7 Codex: Hard in Hightown Chapter 10 Codex: Mediations and Odes to Bees Codex: Notes on Palace Guests Codex: The Orlesian Civil War Codex: Prophet's Laurel Codex: Rashvine Codex: Rashvine Nettle Codex: Vandal Aria Codex: Vivienne's Alchemy Notes Codex: Waterlogged Diary Codex: Witherstalk Note: Betta's Traveling Journal Note: Carta Note on Security Note: Field Notes Note: The Gilded Horn's Drink List Note: Knight-Captain's Orders Note: Love Letter Note: A Note from Skyhold's Kitchens Note: A Note from Skyhold's Kitchens, Again War Table: The Dance with the Dowager: The Allemande Item: Ardent Blossom
Last Court The Abbess' Road The Anchoress Arrival of the Divine The Feast is Ending Fires Flames of Freedom Good Neighbors Heartwood Feast The Hounds The Lord of the Wood Comes a-Calling The Purveyor of Teas Road and River A Swift Stream Thieves! Unofficial Meeting
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rolangf · 5 months
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—OCS as OBSCURE ASSOCIATIONS, pt. 3
this one was super fun cs faustina is a wretched beast so i didn’t have to be like. serious abt my answers. anyway hehe taggin some people but not a whole bunch @red-nightskies @ghostfvcker @teamhawkeye @bloodofvalyria @scalpelsister @lxmbert @xtinafrye @bloodskinandteeth xoxo
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ANIMAL: a war horse dragging the weight of its dead, armored rider.
COLORS: blood red. tarnished silver.
MONTH: february.
SONGS: the june frost, mournful congregation. | beyond the horizon, olivier deriviere | inquisition, olivier deriviere.
NUMBER: 40, closely associated with times of trial and tribulation.
PLANTS: a dead tree. cypress. moth orchids.
SMELLS: brimstone. metal, iron. rust.
GEMSTONE: red diamond.
TIME OF DAY: noon.
SEASON: winter.
PLACES: cathedrals. the grave. at the top of a mountain, standing amongst an expanse of untouched snow, when its eerie and absolutely dead silent. an ancient crypt. a fountain.
FOOD: frozen olives. her own hands.
DRINKS: holy oil. bile. fresh mountain spring water.
ELEMENT: fire.
ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: taurus.
SEASONINGS: cardemom. cloves. fennel. garlic.
SKY: blue hour.
WEATHER: snowfall.
MAGICAL POWER: the power of god. hemomancy.
WEAPONS: sickle. sword.
SOCIAL MEDIA: fuckin idk. your preferred email. gmail?
MAKEUP PRODUCT: eyeliner streaming down her face.
CANDY: black licorice. mints.
METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: limping the entire distance.
ART STYLE: whatever gustave doré has going on.
FEAR: the fear of god.
MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: biblically accurate angel.
PIECE OF STATIONARY: parchment letter sealed with candle wax.
THREE EMOJIS: ⚔️🩸⚜️
CELESTIAL BODY: saturn.
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olivedoesmagic · 10 months
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I wrote it down.
you cannnn get it free here too.
but this blog here on tumbles encomspelates it all for free and with a *gasp* SEARCH ENGINE!
that being said if you want this silly little blog unedited in print go heres. go do it guys, go do ti.
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gentrychild · 1 year
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👀 can I ask for five more demon Kents hcs?
But of course, Pocket.
1 - The Kents have fangs! But the thing people actually notice are their eyes; an unnatural, piercing, beautiful blue.
2 - Smallville is still a really chill little town where people got used to the Martha and Jonathan Kent adopting a demon in record time and no one snitched. Even the priest didn't bat an eye and considered that it wasn't because bibles combusted in Little Clark's presence that he shouldn't go to church.
3 - Bruce is really jealous of the fact Clark can disappear in a cloud of brimstone without having to create his own smoke bombs.
4 - Since we don't get Clark and Lois being from another reality and hiding from years, we get Jon's grandparents actually babysitting him and shrugging to everything he does (been there, done that) while Lois, whose nerves are frayed, can rest. Clark can be see snoring somewhere because demonic babies are that exhausting.
5 - There is some kind of council meeting where Lex Luthor keeps pointing that there are more and more demons in this world and how it's the start of an invasion but the other council members (I guess Bruce and Oliver are there) keep pointing that he contributed to this invasion by... you know... creating a whole child.
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downwiththeficness · 3 months
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Shadow and Veil-Chapter Thirty Eight
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Summary: Eva Moore’s life was a carefully constructed fiction.  Every day, she did exactly what her mother in law, her husband, and his  best friend expected of her. No mistakes. And, that was going pretty  well for Eva right up until a huge complication literally tried to run  her over. Now, she’s faced with trying to keep the pieces of her life  from falling apart while attempting (and failing) to keep her feelings  for her husband’s new business partner at bay.
A/N: This fic is a sister-fic to A Need So Great and A Need Unleashed.  You do not need to have read ANSG or ANU to read this fic, but there  are Easter eggs from those fics in Shadow and Veil for readers with keen  eyes.  This fic is explicit for canon-compliant blood, gore, violence,  and sex. As such, it is intended for an adult audience, only. A/B/O  dynamics come with their own warning. Anyone under the age of 18 should  not interact with this work. I do not consent to reposting this work to  other platforms. Reblog only to Tumblr.  
Word Count: ~4,300
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The rain falling steadily that morning presented a difficulty for Eva’s shoe situation. She stood near her closet and stared at the four pairs available to her. None of them were really appropriate for walking through puddles—it wasn’t like she could wear rain boots, even if she had them.
Horacio and Eva were meeting his family for morning Mass at the church Horacio grew up in. The outing was an olive branch, of sorts, to clear the air since the family dinner didn’t go exactly as planned. Eva was not optimistic about the whole thing, but was willing to make the effort.
She sucked her teeth and leaned down to snatch up the black pumps. Her dress was what could be called ‘Sunday best’. Black with white piping. The bishop sleeves seemed suited to the occasion and, most importantly, it fit her.
The clothes Eva brought from Louisiana were either too tight to zip up or made her feel like a busted can of biscuits. The only other dress she had that fit was the ochre number with the deep neckline. It was a bit too scandalous for church and Eva reckoned Horacio’s mother would pop a blood vessel if she showed up wearing it.
Stepping into the pumps, Eva grabbed her bag and rushed out of the bedroom. At the top of the stairs, she rested her splinted hand on the banister and took them one at a time. Slowly.
Horacio was puttering about the kitchen making coffee. When she strolled into the room, he handed her a cup that was gently steaming.
Eva took it gratefully and leaned against the counter, “How long is Mass, anyways?”
He shrugged, “An hour. A little more, if the priest is especially fired up.”
She had a sudden vision of a man pounding on a podium, spewing fire and brimstone in an effort to save souls. The image was both familiar and absurd, but it made her want to smile. “That’s not long, at all. I always heard you Catholics spent all day at Mass.”
One side of his mouth lifted, “Only on the high holidays.”
“Good to know.”
Horacio tilted his head to the side, “You don’t have to go.”
Eva rolled her eyes and scoffed, “If you think I’m going to give your mother another reason to dislike me, you’ve got another thing comin’.”
With a sigh, he leaned a palm on the counter and said, “She doesn’t dislike you.”
Eva blinked at him silently.
“Alright,” he conceded, “She doesn’t like you. But, she also doesn’t know you.”
“And, that’s why I’m going to Mass. Like my momma said, there’s nothing that Jesus can’t fix.”
Horacio looked like he might argue with her, then decided against it. He glanced at his watch and nimbly took her cup, “We should go, or we’ll be late.”
Arriving at the church was a lot like arriving to church in Louisiana. People lined up along the road to wait their turn to get into the lot. Most of the parking spots were already taken by the early birds and a sea of people rolled over the asphalt. They were all well dressed, despite the weather. Bright silks and ruffles accompanied by pressed suits.
Horacio held an umbrella for her and they walked close together towards the church. It was one of the largest in the city, or so she’d been told. Eva’s eyes wandered over the yellow paint and the sharp angles. Set deep into the brickwork was a cross that had to be carved by hand.
Eva stared at it until her heart gave an odd pang.
With water seeping into her shoes, Eva let Horacio guide her forward while he closed the umbrella and set it in a row with the others. Then, together, they stood off to the side to look for Horacio’s family. He spotted them before Eva did, and she let him lead her by the hand through the pews.
Adella caught her eye and waved. Eva smiled and returned the wave to both Adella and Sofia, who was sitting restlessly in her mother’s lap. She greeted Adella, and complimented the other woman on her dress. She was glad that her outfit mirrored Adella’s in cut and style. It was one less thing she had to worry about during the service.
Carlos sat next to his wife, arm laid over the back of the pew. He nodded to Eva before his attention was taken by his mother. Aida sat between her mother and Carlos. Her father in law, whose name, Eva had learned, was Rafe was speaking to someone next to him. The whole family looked right at home on the pew, and Eva half guessed that they sat there every single Sunday.
Eva took her place at the end of the row with Horacio to her right. She made delicate small talk with Adella while Sofia made faces at her. Eva made faces back right up until Aida sent her a silent look of censure. It was the first time the woman had acknowledged her presence and Eva internally cringed. Her effort to mend the fence was not off to a great start.
A woman stepped up to an upright piano and started to play a hymn. The room went quiet while a priest and several attendants walked down the center aisle until they reached the platform where the altar stood. One by one they took their places until the priest stood facing the crowd.
He was rail thin and his face was lined with wrinkles. On someone else, it might hint at a life lived with joy and laughter. On the priest, it was stern and unyielding.
Eva didn’t really understand the call and response that followed. She tried to pay attention, but kept getting distracted by the architecture of the room. High ceilings with exposed rafters. Bright white walls. She counted three Virgin Mary statues standing at central points.
The décor had been updated, but Eva could see the stonework beneath. Each block was cut roughly, but the skilled masonry made the whole thing look seamless. Curved arches hugged stained glass that depicted the crucifixion, the empty tomb, and the message from the archangel Gabriel. Very pretty. Very traditional.
The music changed, a hymn that tugged at Eva’s memory. She listened, but couldn’t place the tune. Beside her, Horacio shifted and rested his arm over the pew behind her. His fingertips brushed her shoulder. Eva let her body relax backwards and to the side a little, fitting her body more closely to his.
After the music ended, an older man who was probably a deacon stepped up and announced several books and verses from the Bible. This seemed to be a cue for the congregation to stand en masse. Eva wiggled her toes in her heels and wished she could kick them off. The lining of her hose was damp and it chafed. Only the potential disdain from her new mother in law kept her shoes right where they were.
The congregation sat again and the priest began to speak. Eva’s attention strayed once more half a sentence in. Horacio’s arm was around her. The weight was a physical reminder of the man sitting next to her. She reached up and laid her hand over his, linking their fingers. Out of the corner of her eye, Eva saw his lips pull into a soft smile.
Baskets were passed for the offering.
Horacio reached into his wallet and threw down cash that could have been any set of bills, it was folded so discretely. Instead of putting his arm around her again, he picked up her hand and held it on his thigh. It was Eva’s turn to smile.
While the priest poured wine into a chalice, she rubbed the back of his hand with her thumb. Eva stared at it, following the delicate bone structure of his fingers to a wide palm that was always warm. One of those fingers was still bare.
During her morning walk several days ago,  Eva ventured into a jewelry store. An hour later, she walked right back out again carrying a small box. That box was currently tucked into her jewelry bag, waiting for the time when Eva would be brave enough to give it to him.
Horacio leaned towards her, “You’re supposed to be paying attention.”
Eva blinked back to the present, hesitated, then, replied, “Does Padre Mendoza not approve?” She could see him resisting the urge to roll his eyes. Eva didn’t bother to keep the grin off her face.
“I’m sure a few Hail Marys would go a long way with the Padre.”
“That’s when you go to confession, right?”
He hummed lowly in confirmation. Eva glanced at the confessional booth off to the side of the room. She bit her lip, thinking about the last time she’d stood in one—Horacio playing the priest while she fantasized about going down on him. A soft, involuntary sound left her mouth before she could catch it.
Horacio’s eyes lit with interest, “What?”
She shook her head and cast her eyes around for something else to focus on. Her gaze landed on one of the Virgin Mary statues and, even from across the room, Eva swore the woman was judging her.
He nudged her shoulder, “Tell me.”
This was not the time to talk about her day dreams, “Its an inside thought.”
Another low hum, “Now you have to tell me.”
Face, neck, and chest warming, Eva tried again, “Its indecent.”
All the interest in his eyes sparked into something hot. His silence drew her gaze and she was caught—frozen—beneath it.
The congregation moved.
Except, this time they didn’t stand.
Eva’s body went white hot as she followed Horacio’s lead and knelt on the little stool that folded out from the pew in front of her. The words of the priest faded away while she became viscerally aware of Horacio kneeling next to her. His head was bowed and his weight was resting on his forearms. Only the way he was looking at her sidelong gave away the fact that he wasn’t praying.
A nudge.
She glared at him and kept her mouth shut.
He smirked and nudged her again.
Eva nudged him back, just barely keeping the giggle inside. Horacio wrapped and arm around her waist and she was grateful that he seemed to have let it go.  
The service ended with Holy Communion. A line weaved between the rows as the congregation lined up to receive it. Eva, unsure of what she should do, remained in the pew and waited. It was a decision Aida seemed to approve of. The older woman’s brows lifted in gentle surprise while she followed the rest of the family towards the altar.
Eva held her hands clasped together while she waited, pretending to take interest in the stained glass. If anyone else paid attention to the strange woman alone in the pew, they didn’t comment.
Afterward, Horacio walked hand in hand with her out of the church. He flicked open the umbrella and held it above their heads, blocking out the sun that threatened to peek through the rain and clouds.
At the base of the stairs, he slowed to a stop. Aida was taking the last step onto the asphalt, holding an umbrella of her own. She caught Horacio’s eye and moved to stand near enough to talk, but not too near as to risk bumping their umbrellas together.
“Mama,” Horacio said.
His tone was polite, but cool. Eva swayed into his body, wanting to soothe him. She didn’t like that he and his mother were fighting, especially because it was about her.
Aida’s chin lifted, “Thank you for coming. Will I see you next week?”
Eva’s mouth thinned. She could see where Horacio learned to look down his nose at people.
“Maybe.”
God, but it was awkward standing between two people who desperately needed to have a conversation and absolutely refused to do so.
“Mrs. Carrillo,” Eva said, feeling the need to do something, “I wonder if you want to have lunch with me. I,” she struggled with the future tense, “would like to hear stories about Horacio. As a boy.”
One thing Eva knew about mothers was that they loved to talk about their children. Eva hoped that this was the case with Aida, as well. Aida’s mouth thinned, and Eva thought she might refuse. But, Horacio gave a little grunt and she reluctantly nodded.
“Okay!” Eva replied. “Um, I will call.”
Fucking future tense.
Aida gave another reluctant nod. Eva smiled and let Horacio lead her back to the truck. Inside, he kicked on the heat to ward off the chill and pulled into the line exiting the parking lot.
“Are you sure about lunch?”
Eva glanced at him, confused, “Huh?”
“Lunch,” he repeated. “By yourself.”
“Not by myself. Your mom agreed to go.”
Horacio’s face scrunched, “Yes, but you’ll be with her. Alone.”
Eva was gratified by his concern, but she had already managed a kind of cease fire with a mother in law who hated her, once. It wouldn’t be much different to do it again. She rolled her eyes, “What do you think is going to happen?”
He shrugged, “She can be difficult.”
“I can handle it,” Eva replied. “I dealt with Myra for years. Aida can’t be nearly as bad. We’ll have lunch and she’ll get to know me a little better. Maybe you two won’t fight the next time we have dinner.”
Horacio definitely didn’t believe her, but he didn’t argue, either. He took her hand and held it while the truck rumbled down the highway.
Later, while they were lounging on the couch after dinner, Horacio gently reminded Eva that she still hadn’t told him about her inside thought during Mass. She should have known that he let go of the subject too easily that morning. Should have prepared for him to attempt to wheedle it out of her.
Eva, who had been taking a drink from a beer, spluttered, “Its was nothing.”
Horacio, however, had caught onto a lead and wasn’t at all willing to relent, “You said it was an inside thought.”
Her eyes narrowed, “I’m allowed to have inside thoughts in church.” A pause, then, in a sly tone, “Or, does Padre Mendoza not approve?”
She hoped that the little jab would release some of the tension, divert him to laughter and sarcasm. Instead of laughing and rolling his eyes, like Eva expected, Horacio’s expression went carefully neutral and he pulled his lips between his teeth. She sat up from where she’d been lying against the arm of the couch and pulled her legs underneath her.
The subtle retreat was odd, not at all like him. It made Eva want to prod at him so that she could draw him out. Horacio got control over his face and lifted his brows while he casually sipped from the bottle in his hand.
Now, who was having an inside thought.
Playing coy, Eva lifted a shoulder, “I told you it was indecent. Does that mean I’m going to Hell?”
He smiled softly at her, “I don’t think that’s enough warrant such an extreme sentence.”
“But,” she countered, “it would make me a sinner, wouldn’t it?”
Horacio stared at her for a moment. She could see his mind working. Assessing. Eva wondered if he would play along with her.
“We’re all sinners,” he replied, eventually.
Eva almost smiled, “And, sinners go to Hell, right?”
Horacio gave a sharp, jerking nod and she thought she could see a flash of panic in his eyes. There was definitely something there. She just had to find it.
Quickly, so that she didn’t lose him, Eva scooted closer so that she was more or less leaning against his body, “I don’t have to, though. I can ask for forgiveness. God will forgive me, right?”
His mouth opened and she could smell the change in his scent. He was somewhere between distressed and aroused—which was tantalizing.
She leaned closer, “Right, Padre?”
Horacio’s chest was rising and falling with labored breaths. His body was warm and faintly trembling. He only spoke a single word, and that single word scraped against the back of his teeth, “Yes.”
Something inside him was wound up so tight that Eva thought he might shatter the bottle he was gripping like a lifeline. She could leave this right here, give him the space to come down into a more comfortable place.
Could.
But, didn’t want to.
Something inside Eva was also wound up tight, but she guessed that the difference between her and the man sitting beside her was that Eva knew exactly what it was. She knew exactly what she wanted.
She threw back the rest of her beer and leaned over Horacio to set the bottle on the side table. Then, she took a leap of faith.
Eva murmured in her most innocent voice, “I can be forgiven.”
A nod. He was less restrained, now. Just shy of eager.
Fingers drifting to run over his stomach, she prompted, “I don’t know how to do that. Can you help me?”
Horacio swallowed audibly, blinked, then said, “You confess.”
Eva nodded solemnly even though she was ecstatic that he was willing to follow her lead, “I can do that. I’ll confess.”
He shifted, turning towards her and laying his hand atop hers. It rested there a moment before sliding up her arm and over her shoulder to cup her jaw. Eva could see that he intended to kiss her. That couldn’t happen. If he kissed her, she might lose focus on the game they were playing.
It was too soon for that.
Eva was having too much fun.
She turned her head to the side, but let him pull her into his lap. Perched atop his thighs, Eva rested her hands on his chest and said, “Tell me what to do.”
Horacio drew in a sharp breath and then shook his head, as if to clear it. When he looked at her again, his eyes were more focused, “You start with ‘Bless me, Father, for I have sinned’, and then you say what your sins are.”
Eva vaguely remembered hearing that phrase when she was pretending to be Catholic in Louisiana. She thumbed open the top button of his shirt and said, “And then?”
“When you’ve confessed,” he answered, voice rough, “you perform a penance.”
Another button.
“Does it hurt? Penance?”
Horacio’s hands at her waist attempted to pull Eva forward. She resisted with a firm look. She asked a question and expected a response.
His jaw clenched, “No. It depends on the sin. Most of the time, its a prayer.”
Eva rewarded him by opening the rest of the buttons on this shirt and pulling it out of the waistband of his slacks, “What prayer?”
He was losing focus again, pushing the hem of her skirt up and around her hips, “H—Hail Mary.”
She, too, was losing focus. Her hands wandered over his chest, feeling hot skin and firm muscle. The distraction of his body chipped at her resolve to follow through with what she started.
It was Horacio who brought her back.
“And then, the priest gives you absolution.”
The final word was punctuated by a strong pull from his arms that brought her nearly chest to chest with him. He leaned forward and Eva barely reacted fast enough to keep him from kissing her. A little whine of protest came from the back of his throat, which further tested her resolve.
Hands holding his jaw, Eva looked him in the eye, “You can help me, right? Absolve me?”
He nodded.
She took a breath, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
The arms around her tightened and his hips lifted. Eva could feel his cock pushing at the fly of his slacks. She didn’t know what, exactly, about the whole thing was such a turn on, but it was definitely working for him.
“I’ve been having thoughts,” Eva continued as she leaned back a little so that she could push her thumb into the buckle of his belt.
“What kind of thoughts?”
The leather pulled easily through the buckle, “Indecent ones. In church.”
Horacio watched her hands work, “Indecent?”
“Uh huh,” she replied, “About my husband. Is that bad?”
He stopped moving. She thought he might have stopped breathing. Eva looked up at him to find Horacio’s pupils blown so wide that they nearly encompassed the iris. His jaw was slack and his mouth was open.
Definitely working for him.
Eva rocked forward so that their noses nearly touched, “Is that bad, Padre?”
His chin lifted for a kiss that Eva denied. Horacio blew out a frustrated breath and buried his face into her neck, rubbing against her gland. Eva gasped, momentarily overwhelmed with the zing of pleasure that ran all over her body.
Against her skin, he murmured, “No. Its not bad.”
“Even if these thoughts took place in a church?”
He pulled back, “In?”
Eva smiled in false abashment, “Back when we were in the States, we had to hide in a confessional booth and a parishioner needed to confess. I sat on the floor at his feet while he helped her.”
Horacio’s brows drew together and she could see him remembering. There was a bit of laughter in his eyes and the corners of his mouth turned up.
“While I was down there, I thought about getting him off.”
She’d shocked him.
True shock.
The laughter in his eyes died while his brain came to a complete standstill. Eva let him sit there for a few seconds, thinking about it. Then, she opened the fly of his slacks and pushed her hand inside to grip his shaft. Horacio’s body jerked with a sharp groan. Eva kept her touch light, but steady.
“I suppose I could have done this,” she said airily, “But, that’s not what I was thinking about.” Eva paused to catch her breath, “I was thinking about using my mouth. About how long he could keep quiet while I sucked on the tip. About how fast I could make him come.”
His head dropped back onto the couch. Her name sounded in a soft, barely audible whisper. Horacio’s eyes squeezed shut and hips arched towards her so that his cock slid through her fingers until her fist rested against the base. The arousal between them, already simmering, ratcheted up a notch. Eva, worried that she had gone too fast and that the game would end in the next few seconds, let him go. She balanced with both hands on his chest and murmured to him, “I’m supposed to do penance now, right?”
Horacio’s eyes blinked open. He was dazed, and Eva had repeated her question before he could answer, “Yes.”
“And,” she prompted, “penance is usually done on your knees.”
Eva was pretty sure that wasn’t right, but it seemed like the right thing to say. She slid from his lap to kneel on the floor. On the way down, she caught the waistband of his slacks and eased them down to free his arousal.
He hissed loudly at the first touch of her mouth. The hands on either side of him clenched the cushion beneath. His eyes were focused on her and there was a little crease between his brows.
She lazily licked up one side and down the other, chin dipping to lave over his sack. With one hand on his hip and the other holding him steady, Eva slowly began working him into her mouth. She had to remind herself to breathe through her nose, to relax her jaw. Even then, she struggled to take more than a few inches. All around her, Horacio’s body tightened with restraint. His thighs, his arms, his chest, his hands—all of them working in tandem to maintain his control.
Eva lifted off him with a loud, wet sound, “I’m supposed to do a Hail Mary, right? But, I don’t know it.” Then, in her sweetest voice, “Will you say it for me?”
His teeth dug into his lower lip, and Eva could see his control slipping. The words, when he finally found his voice, were strained.
Hail Mary, full of grace…
Eva went back to work. She followed the rhythm of his words, used them to guide her.
...the Lord is with thee.
The pressure between her legs refused to be ignored any longer. It cried out for touch, for hard friction.
Blessed art thou amongst women…
She rucked up her dress and shoved the hand that wasn’t stroking him under the elastic of her underwear.
...and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Eva moaned around him, drawing Horacio’s attention. He caught the movement of her hand beneath her dress and gasped.
Santa María, Madre de Dios…
The words were coming faster now, rolling across his tongue between short, staccato breaths.
...ruega por nosotros, pecadores.
She felt him harden further, felt his sack draw up against his body. Both of her hands were wet, slick, and gliding.
Ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte.
Horacio barely got the last word out around the orgasm. His hips lifted, pushing as much of his cock into her mouth as she could take. Eva’s eyes watered and she jerked back to keep from gagging. The hand still around his length stroked him through it, come spilling out over his stomach.
Eva’s body petitioned for attention, reminding her that she was very, very close. Her hips rolled against her hand and her pussy clenched, empty. She laid her head against Horacio’s thigh and moved two fingers over her clit in tight circles. Eva had mapped the path to coming efficiently ages ago, and the present moment was no different. She bit down on a high pitched whine as she crested into the sweet roll of pleasure.
When she could speak again, Eva looked up at Horacio from between his legs and said, “Amen.”
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theaberrantreport · 2 years
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Happy international non-binary day to
-- Nikignik, Moth, Olivier, etc. @hellofromthehallowoods
-- Cassius @twinstrangersp
-- Misroch (Brimstone Valley Mall)
-- Val @thenightpost
-- Oliver, Blake, Max, etc. (The Aberrant Report) (Oh, hey! That's us!)
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seedofjoseph · 1 year
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Fandom: Far Cry 5
Relationship: Joseph Seed x M!Reader
Rating: M (mature)
Words: 750
@necrodancing666: Would you be willing to do a Joseph Seed with a trans male reader (who hasn't had any bottom surgery) who's the deputy's brother but kind of willingly joins the cult and maybe smut
"Be not afraid, son," his voice echoed in the empty church as he extended his invitation. "Come," he extended his arms. "Join me in prayer."
Incoherent, irrational, and inconsolable are not words you'd speak in the same sentence as Joseph Seed. Even so, between the fire and the brimstone, the swearing and the sobbing, he embodied all three in his siblings' eulogies.
And, even now, with his heavenly eyes dried and his warm voice steady, you struggle to see him as any of these. Even if he summoned you back to where it all began with the promise that it's all coming to an end.
"The end is here," the Father cups your cheeks from the other side of the pulpit. You seek comfort by sinking your head lower and diving nose first into the palm of his hands. "And so are we," he traces the bones underneath with his thumbs. "You, me," his words trail off and so do his fingers before they find your lower lip and pull at it until it's parted with the upper. "And your brother."
There was a new sheriff's deputy in Hope County and you had been the one to bring him here. Before you had reached out to him, you were the estranged brother. And, by the time he answered, you were one of Joseph's children.
You had a new name, a new family, and a renewed purpose. And you wanted all of that for your brother, too, but God had other plans for him.
Joseph Seed sought you out personally, separating you from your brothers and sisters, and keeping you safe at his side. It was through him that you reconnected with yourself, God, and your brother. And it was through him that you found your way to Eden.
At the end, in his compound, in his church, you can only join your hands together in prayer that your brother does the same.
"God is merciful," the Father proceeds, leaning over the pulpit and thrusting a thumb into your mouth. "He extends an olive branch," he swallows when you suck him in whole. "But it remains to be seen if your brother will accept His gift," he snatches you by the scruff of your neck and your chest slams against the solid surface before you. "Or cast it aside," he shoves another finger inside, holding your head still as he slides both of them back and forth on your tongue.
Discomfort, disorientation, and degradation. You warmly welcome all three, same as you readily receive another of his fingers, same as you suffer the stretch of the seams of your mouth.
Because you do not spit in the face of God - you swallow his gifts wholly.
"Come, son," he pulls his fingers away from your lips and your body around the corner of the pulpit. "Join me in prayer," he cleans your chin of spit, lapping it up with his tongue. Then, he turns you around and traps your body between the cold wooden surface and his hot hardened chest.
"Father," you find your voice, despite your drowning in your drool. Despite your chest being strained by the two hard surfaces it's crushed against. "Pray for him," you join your hands together when your arms are bracketed between his biceps. "Pray for my brother."
"My son," he blows hot, moist air at the back of your head. "I pray he welcomes God's gift," he scrapes his beard against the sweat across the surface. "I pray he will welcome my Word inside his heart," he smothers himself against your spine. "As you will welcome me inside your body."
Sweat, slick, and spit. You welcome all of them between your thighs as he bares them, pulling down your jeans and preparing you to receive him. And you are already soaking when his hand probes you, itself already wet from your welcoming mouth.
"T-thank you, Father," you moan, pushing back against his pelvis when he pulls you into it. "I pray he hears your word," you grind against his groin, groaning. "T-that he sees the light."
"I myself have been blind, my son," the Father unfastens his belt while his other set of fingers pulls apart your other pair of lips. "But now I see," he clenches his teeth and hisses once he sets himself free. "He took my family away from me," he spits on his shaft, splattering the access all over the surface of your soft ass. "So that I could have his," he whispers his words over the sound of skin slapping against skin.
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nightspires · 1 year
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so i made a post a couple of months ago asking for new podcast audiodrama recs (inc. actual play dramas) and i got a TONNE. so here is the list of all the suggestions + stuff i've listened to myself:
2298
Absolutely No Adventures
Adventures in New America
Alba Salix
Alice Isn't Dead
Archive 81
Arden
ars Paradoxica
Badlands Cola
Blackwood
Boom
Borrasca
Brimstone Valley Mall
Camp Here & There
Death by Dying
Desperado
Dungeons & Daddies
EOS10
Finding Satan
Ghost Radio Project
Girl In Space
Gossip
Gray Matter
Hello from the Hallowoods
Hello from the Magic Tavern
Hi Nay
I Am In Eskew
Jar of Rebuke
King Falls AM
Knight Falls, CA
Lake Clarity
Life With Althar
Life/After
Light House
Limetown
Mabel
Malevolent
Mayfair Watchers Society
Midnight Burger
Mission Rejected
Monstrous Agonies
Moonbase Theta, Out
Neighbourly
Oak Podcast
Old Gods of Appalachia
Olive Hill
Parkdale Haunt
Polybius
Redwood Bureau
Rex Rivetter: Private Eye
Sayer
Station Arcadia
Stellar Firma
TANIS
Tapes From Beyond
Terms
The Adventure Zone
The Amelia Project
The Beautiful Liar
The Big Loop
The Black Tapes
The Bright Sessions
The Darkroom
The Hidden Almanack
The Kingmaker Histories
The Left Right Game
The Magnus Archives
The Message
The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality
The Penumbra Podcast
The Secret of St Kilda
The Shadow Diaries
The Six Disappearances of Ella McCray
The Shadow Over Innsmouth
The Storage Papers
The Strange Case of Starship Iris
The Subjective Truth
The Two Princes
The White Vault
Tribulation
Victoriocity
Video Palace
We’re Alive
Weeping Cedars
Welcome to Night Vale
WOE.BEGONE
Wolf 359
Wooden Overcoats
Feel free to add any others that are missing to this post!
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