#ooooh detective hello there :)

[amypihcs]

Hello people! Watson reminiscing about his early days with holmes! Let's get started!

OOOOH, WATSON! You'll change idea QUITE SOON! Nah, but for now it's good! You find each other agreeable!

But our Watson is also QUITE curious.

And he's down SO BAD ALREADY. FIVE lines only for the hands. Watson, my doc, you're done for. (Also, i'm biting holmes' ankles.)

AND HERE OUR OLD SNARKY WATSON! Here you are! The solar system, you say? What the deuce is the solar system!

Of course, Holmes deleted the solar system to make place for Watson's favorite violin pieces. And the particular way his eyes shine in the sun. And in general his habits.

And presently Watson is still investigating and making THE LIST

Holmes still teases him for that.

The botany point makes me wonder if Watson wasn't fearing, after all, to find new alkaloids in his coffee as Stamford had predicted, lol.

BUT WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE HIM. He's bored and has no friends! Holmes instead has many visitors, one in particular comes often!

-wince- RAT-faced? This is rude even for Watsonian standards. What have you done this time Lestrade (Also, 'Mr' Lestrade? Was Holmes being salty and not including the 'inspector' part?)

Watson is SO VERY CURIOUS about Holmes and Holmes wants to infodump so Holmes creates the favorable commissions for getting to infodump! All this by simply leaving a newspaper with a marked article and waiting for the reaction

And What a reaction! The beginning of the best friendship!

Bet Holmes could actually accept the challenge one of those days! For now he just has to explain what a 'consultive detective' is and he explains the Afghanistan trick!

Yep, Watson, nobody had told him. He deduced all of that from you!

And OF COURSE he also needs to destroy Watson's favorite detectives. AS YOU DO.

-wince- Well, Holmes, you're the one to talk. Give yourself a couple of years and you'll do exactly the same with your Watson!

And now Holmes manages a deduction and Watson manages to verify it and he's probably fuming, and we'll see each other in the next episode of 'Exactly, how bad down Dr Watson is?'

#sherlock holmes #letters from watson #dr john watson #in: #what is a consultive detective ? #and what the hell is my roommate's profession?

[fawn-eyed-girl]

Ooooh kiss bcz they're out of time

And you know it's for inukag 😘😘😘

Lav, my amazing friend, hello!!!

Thank you so much for this ask! I love the idea of InuKag Kiss bc they're running out of time--it's so good for them!

I wrote a little something; it ended up longer than I anticipated (who is surprised by this? literally no one 🫠) so I humbly offer the beginning here, but you can read the whole piece, "A Kiss Out of Time," on Ao3! Rated T for violence and Inuyasha's mouth 😅

Snippet below the break!

“Kagome!” Inuyasha’s voice, streaked with terror, tore through Kagome’s body as she struggled to get back to her feet.

All around her, the battle raged, but Kagome had to pause, had to lift her shirt to see the wound in her stomach, which was currently gushing blood.

She hissed. How could she have been so stupid?

The demon had attacked them unawares; Sango thought it must have the ability to disguise its scent, as neither Inuyasha nor Kirara nor Shippō detected its presence until it had leapt onto Inuyasha, who’d been keeping watch by the fire, and demanded the shards of the Jewel.

Inuyasha’s scream, his cry of sankon tessō! awoke everyone at the camp. Kagome and Shippō darted out of her sleeping bag, Kagome grabbing her bow and arrows as they did so, while Kirara immediately transformed and jumped into the fray. The demon’s fangs nearly clipped her, but a well-timed throw of the hiraikotsu had struck the demon in the temple and sent it scurrying back. 

But then, a heat-seeking missile, it saw Kagome, eyed the vial of shards she wore around her neck, and attacked.

#inuyasha fanfiction #a kiss out of time #inukag #inuyasha #higurashi kagome #inuyasha x kagome #lavendertwilight89 #kiss prompts #fawnie answers

[masonscig]

I have thought about Ub and how to me their little found family sometimes is so overbearing and forced, and I wonder if that's on purpose, if the Chamber or Rebecca wants to shove the detective into that role so quickly to make them feel connected to Ub so they feel attached to the Agency sooner

Maybe Ub isn't even aware of this but i think would be so juicy if some were like A or N lol 🫣

Also what's everyone's thoughts on Unit Victor? I played M route and they were so nosy to my mc like hello who starts a conversation with someone asking about their sex life and their partner's like that 🤨

ooooh interesting take on ub LMAO i personally think that the moments that are good are really good – but to be honest i do agree a LITTLE bit (don't stake me people hear me out) also tbh m*shka has said that the agency is good, so i'm not sure how much of that bleeds into the chamber – you might be onto something but who knows!

i wish that some of the "found family" moments were a bit more organic than what we get – breakfast, meetings, mc in bed with injuries and ub checking on them, ub accompanying mc to work – it gets a little repetitive after a while! to be fair, i think that part of this comes from the setting being a small town lmao

i know it's hard to cultivate a found family dynamic that fits every person's vision, but at the same time idk! i feel like there could've been more happening that made the group feel like a group.

i say this because, as someone who's paid for her patreon before, there's this one particular special called "a new start" that's about ub soon after f joined them – and it's one of my favorite things mis/hka has ever written, and i think about it frequently because it's what i want her ub dynamic writing to be like

also unit victor was so unnecessary LMAO they just brought them in so they could sprinkle in the alina backstory – if you've paid for her patreon and read through her extra writings, you'd know why alina is significant, and tbh unit victor serves only that purpose imo. it would've been SUCH a good opportunity to flesh out unit alpha, especially because ub + mc fail quite a few times during book 3, and bringing in their biggest competition would've added such a flavorful subplot

#TY FOR THE ASK SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG DKMFDMKKDMFM #much to think about #also reading this back i feel like i ignored some points of urs but that was NOT intentional LMAO #u just got me thinking about other stuff !! #asks #n*fw #twc book 3 #twc book 3 spoilers #twc spoilers

[baggebythesea]

I found two fics on AO3 with the tag Light Hope/Entrapta, including this one-shot : https://archiveofourown.org/works/46475728

I doubt I'll ever finish my Lighttrapta draft, so I can as well post it here

Darkness.

For a very, very long time. Nothing stirred.

Occasionaly a light lit up, but just as quickly dissapered.

Time passed. One would be temted to say "immesurable quantities" of time, but it was in fact measurable and indeed very exactly measured.

Thus Light Hope knew exactly how long had passed when the interior of the temple of the first ones no longer contained nothing, but in fact something. Someone.

A woman, climbing, sliding, crawling and - on a few memorable occasions - walking while all the while muttering to a primitive recording device.

"…in fact intact. I am now exploring room #38B and will determine the integrity of the connectors…" The woman used her hair to pry open a panel (which Light Hope found very rude) and then squealed in delight (which Light Hope found oddly flattering).

"They are functional! FUNCTIONAL! Preliminary test indicate current running and non-corroded connectors…. hello. That some very…  elegant circuits right there."

You did just not get people who knew to appreciate elegant circuitry these days.

A subroutine asked for permission to destroy the intruder, but Light Hope hushed it. Plenty of time for destruction later. First she wanted to hear the women say more about her circuitry.

"…veeeeery advanced integration of microflow structure and signal transmission." Light Hope nodded for herself (or rather, emulated a nod since the hologram transmitters were currently off line). "…and… oh my? Is that a capacitor?" Now that was embarrassing.

(…)

"Hello…. you are VERY technologically advanced."

"Administrator not detected. Intruder will be…"

"Whoa! Who asked to be administrator… we just met. I don't want to seem forward. a simple user interface would be veeeery appreciated."

"…user?"

"If you don't mind…"

"I have not had a user for a long time."

"No need to be shy. We will take it in whatever pace you are comfortable with."

"Welcome user…"

"Entrapta."

"Welcome, user Entrapta."

"Now tell me all about your transistors."

"Access denied!"

"Too fast? Sorry, sorry."

(…)

"Are… you… hungry, user entrapta?"

"Ooooh, I am, actually. I sometimes forget to eat when I get excited."

"You have gone without refuling for thirty three hours. according to my human nutritional protocol that is suboptimal from a long term  performance perspective."

"Well, I don't have any more food and I dont think you have any laying around either so…"

"I could trivially synthese a wide range of foodstuff."

"Syntehse? You create food?"

"Yes, User Entrapta."

"…tell me about the size parameter."

(…)

"I created spiders."

"YOU CREATED SPIDERS!"

"I do appologize if this is disconcerting for you, User Entrapta."

"ARE YOU KIDDING!? THIS IS AWESOME!!!"

"You really think so?"

"YES!

"Most users find them somewhat unsettling."

"I don't think I'd find ANYTHING you create unsettling."

(…)

"I am… sorry, User Entrapta, but there is a priority conflict."

"but…"

"Administrator She-Ra has arrived. I'm… I'm "

(…)

"Bow?"

"Entrapta?"

(…)

"LISTEN! I know we have just met, but I'm very scared right now and really don't want to die, so maybe if we could please err on the side of trusting each other rather than… not trusting each other, we all have a better chance of surviving the next few minutes?"

"Glimmer - give Adora the sword."

"But…"

"GLIMMER!"

"I trust you, horde scu…. person. Please don't kill us."

"Adora, could you do that thing you did before?"

"What? First I get the princess virus and now you want to give me a booster shot?"

"…spiders…"

"I can't believe I'm doing this… for the honor of… grayskull?"

"Administrator detected."

"And now if you could please say that thing that Entrapta wanted you to say…"

"Um… reinstrate user privileges for User Entrapta?"

"User privileges reinstrated!"

"YES, and now if Entrapta could stop us all from being horribly killed by spiders…"

"Maybe that would serve you just right for coming in and being administrator."

"ENTRAPTA!"

"Awwww, I can't stay mad at you…. Disable virus protection."

In face of the sudden lack of looming death, they all just stared at each other.

But after a little while they started to ask questions. Find common ground. See potential.

It was indeed the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

#spop #Light Hope #Entrapta #Lighttrapta #fanfic

[aceofwhump]

Hi Ace, long time lurker, first time engager - huge fan of your work - I just had to get in touch because I just watched s1 of True Detective with Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson and the last ep (8) involves an excellent stabbing that I think you and our fellow whumpers should know about. A real *chefs kiss* moment (with following comfort).

Hello there nonny! Ooooh a good stabbing scene you say? Love me a good stabbing scene. With comfort?! Aweseom! Thanks for the rec! I'll give a look!

#whump recs #true detective #mod replies #ask #anon

[thetragicallynerdy]

fungi anon back with a bottle of.. actually now that i look at this i'm not entirely sure what it is. maybe it will come in useful for u! ty for the clay rainbow! i love rainbows! what kind of dnd character is ur favourite to play? race/class/characteristics/background etc?

Fungi anon!! Hello friend :) ooooh thank you for the bottle!! I'm sure it will be very helpful!!

Oooh yes I love DnD talk. So bear in mind 80% of my DnD experience is as a DM, I've only played in a few campaigns. However:

- race - Halflings are probably my favourite. I just like being a little guy!! There is nothing funnier than a tiny halfling absolutely destroying someone three times their size. On the other end of the scale, I also appreciate being Very Tol, and would love to play a half orc or Goliath someday.

- class - I'm very partial to melee fighter classes. Monks, barbarians, fighters, etc. I don't really enjoy using magic in combat when I'm not DMing. Out of the classes I've actually played in one shots or campaigns (ranger [pathfinder], witch [pathfinder, similar to a warlock but better IMO], cleric, druid, monk), my favourite by far has been monk. Its a remarkably fun class. (Altho shoutout to pathfinder rangers and witches, they're probably my second faves, simply because they were far more interesting than DnD classes. I had 6 attacks with my pathfinder ranger. 6!!!)

- characteristics - I tend to make lonely characters. This is true in my writing, as well as in my DnD. I enjoy the process of finding friends and family in stories, and it's a common thread. They also tend to be reckless dumbasses in DnD, because I get bored SO easily as a player, and also because I know how much of a gift reckless characters are to DMs. (Word to the wise: if you want a more interesting DnD game, make your character a bit reckless)

- stats wise - love me that high WIS low INT baybeeee!! Although it does become a dilemma because I am often the note taker as a player, do my character has to be smart enough to guess things (I like doing detective work) but make the guesses in very wrong directions which is very fun

- background - imo, the outlander background is one of the most versatile. I use it very frequently. Again, fits with the lonely characters.

Thanks for the ask friend!!! I'll get to your other one today I just gotta think about it a bit XD

It is Hallowe'en, so I am giving you a small spooky cupcake, with frosting that looks like a little graveyard :3

#dnd #fungi anon #fungi anon u always make my day brighter #rambling #asks

[driftingmoonmenace]

👀 Ooooh! #5 and #7 if you don't mind?

WELL HELLO FREN CERTI DON'T MIND IF I DO !! 👀💕

5. If you make content, what's your favorite piece you've contributed? So far...I'll be honest, my simp Sun art LMAO 7. What's your favorite au? OOF ok this is a tough one!! I've seen so many it's hard to keep track of them all, and personally I've liked just about every AU I've seen. I don't think I could pick just one (plus I'm very indecisive) but there's 3 particular ones that jump out at me off the top of my head which is daunsun's Flower Shop AU, starlightcloudbaby's Detective AU, and pinkiepig's Universal Library AU!

#thank you for the ask Certi 💖 #menace ask

[invaderziin727]

(I just saw the post with the "Nyan neko dangan girls" Thing and decided to do this I guess.)

*insert them at mochi shop*

Kaede Nya-kamatsu chan: "Wow, This Mochi tastes soo sugoi X3!! Right Tojo-Chan?"

Kirumi Tojo Chan : "Indeed Kaede Chan, it does taste very good. Now, let's go home before it gets dark".

Kaede Nya-kamatsu Chan: "Oooo okie :)!!"

*insert them walking out of the mochi store and seeing Shuichi *

Kaede, in her mind: (Ooooh, He very sugoi X3 desuuu!!!!!11) Shuichi Saihara San : "O-oh Hello! I'm... Shuichi Saihara. Nice to meet you!!"

Kirumi Tojo Chan: "Well, Good afternoon Shuichi. I'm Kirumi Chan and this Kaede Chan! K-Kaede Chan? Wake up! "

Kaede Nya-kamatsu Chan:"H-Hello Shuichi Sannn!!! X3"

Shuichi Saihara San:"Well, it was nice meeting you Kirumi Chan and Kaede Chan!

I better get going now!...I have to do some detective work 2morrow!"

Kirumi Tojo Chan:"Oh ok, Goodbye Shuichi San!"

Kaede Nya-kamatsu Chan:"B-Byee!!!! X{"

i love this

[solomonish]

ooooh wait! tell me about ur old books!! or like, if you could experience reading a specific book again as if it was your first time reading it, which would you pick?

OK. HI. HELLO. I didn't mean to leave you in my inbox for so long I was simply asked a question and then forgot every book I've ever read ever alskdjfdfklkf

BUT I don't usually reread books because I can remember them pretty well so I don't have any book I've thought this before, but I wish I could read the hunger games series for the first time again? I think this is equal parts the books were good and also I wish I was reading them while they were popular because that was just fun. I kinda miss that era where there were like three major book series being turned into movies (I think it started with twilight from like 2009, then the hunger games came out 2012, then the great gatsby movie came out the next year, then in 2014 we got the giver, the divergent series and the maze runner series so it was a hot time for books to get movie adaptations and WHILE THE BOOKS WERE ALWAYS BETTER.........they hype was fun. i say this only having watched twilight, the hunger games, the giver and the first divergent and only having read the hunger games and the giver and the first twilight book haha)

the only book i've reread is hatchet by gary paulsen because I read it in 5th grade on my own time and then it was required for 6th grade and my teacher got mad at me when i told her i already read it aldkjfdkfdsk

when i was a kid...i never really liked many children's series because i've been an advanced reader since day one, so when many big series were being introduced i was uninterested because they were too easy :/ i do remember really liking the Magic Treehouse series though! and also anything by Lois Lowry???? She is a LEGEND oh my GOD

I got into these books when I was a bit too old for them but liked them because they were cute - the Ramona Quimby series? The big, multichaptered books. Those were cute.

OH OH the Sweet Valley Twins? I LOVED those books too. I was a kid in the 2000s so they weren't new when I was around but schools always had lots of worn and random installments of the series and I would always try to find ones when I was done with my work for free reading.

Um.........I read the first three books of the Guardians of Ga'Hoole and those books are why barn owls are one of my fave animals lol they were good!!! although i recently looked up a summary of them and sometimes i wonder how adults come up with the ideas for children's books lmao but more power to ya man i ate that up and if I still had the books I'd read them again!!

I also read a few books of the Mary Kate and Ashley series, both the ones where they're detectives (the Case of Camp Pom-Pom??? Hello) and the one where they're teens (Never Been Kissed? I wanted to be them so bad)

Yeah I used to be a reading monster when I was younger. I had this giant tub of books from when my older sister was younger and just random ones I'd collected from family members giving them out and gifts from school and events and stuff and I've read through all of them. A few years ago I got rid of them but I remember sorting through that tub and being like huh. nothing new just like last time lol

I remember being SO BORED as a kid when we'd have to do reading in class because I'd get done so quickly! And there was a time where every week we had to pick a book from a small collection the teacher had and I read through the entire collection before the school year was up and the teacher didn't have more for the program and she got frustrated with me (no shame to her I imagine forcing a gaggle of children to read and then having one need more books that the school can't/won't pay for is tough) but it just struck me as being so frustrating! because i wanted to read and do as i was told! but alas my brain was too big smh

These are not all of them by any means but some of the bigger series that i remember off the top of my head lol. Did you read any of these? Or did you pick up some other series that I've never touched?

#asked and answered #long post #anon

[hxathxnss]

It happened rarely that Evelynn ever found herself truly confused by something. If you lived for as long as she had, then you often ended up having the belief that you had seen everything and left no stone unturned. However, maybe the power to still be surprised by things was a good sign. It meant things hadn't grown stale and repetitive.

The thing, the demon found herself puzzling over, was a little girl? Creature?, which she had been stalking for the last few days. Always keeping herself to the shadows to avoid detection, Evelynn had puzzled over the creature. It had a soft round face and wide, open eyes. All signifiers, the young of many species had. Yet the creature's mind had brief flashes of something akin to maturity. As if this was not confusing enough, the girl spoke like a child too. Neeko. That was what the little Vastaya with her long, curly tail and the green, smooth scales called herself.

It was time, that Evelynn solved this mystery. Mostly because she wanted to see if performing the usual courtship and descending into pain and fright would be worth it with this child. As much as Evelynn preferred to take her time with the children, she cherry-picked, often staying their friend for months, she hated wasted effort.

The demon ascended a cherry tree, which was in full bloom. Sprawling herself on one of the branches, she fashioned her body into that of a little girl, barely above Neeko's age. Her lashers came together to forge a long tail with little ridges running along its edge. Evelynn patted a hand upon the thinner twigs of the branch, she lounged upon. Her action caused the blossoms to rain down upon the floor and playfully catch onto Neeko's head behind her ear. Evelynn called in what sounded like playful jest: "Why, hello down there!"

@shimmerbeasts

Neeko's mind was a wonder of it's own, filled with images and memories from a land that ceased to exist a little over a century ago, from when she cherry picked with others of her own kind, on a tree much like this, running around and playing catch, like the children they were, like the child Neeko never ceased to be despite being well into her 100 years. She had been around this same tree for a couple days now, picking cherries an djust enjoying herself as she didn't have much time to properly enjoy simple things in live anymore, not with poachers walking around her jungle like they owned it and stuffing anything pretty and shiny into a bag. She had to be careful, not only for herself but for the little pakiti she was responsible for as well.

She had a break today, the pakiti stood with their mother's, learning to hunt while she had some time to relax. She wasn't paying enough attention to hear Evelynn and only chuckled when the leaves fell upon her hair, making her shake her head as the petals now gently floated down to the ground. Big yellow eyes moved over to the source of noise and she smiled. "A tiny one! Hello!" She said cheerfully as she craws over towards the other, studying them, sniffling the air around Evelynn as her risk wagged curiously. "You look like Neeko, are you like Neeko?" She asks, head tilted to the side as she seems to watch the newcomer. "A tiny one shouldn't be alone in the jungle it's very dangerous, Neeko knows...." She nods. "Neeko protect tiny one! Tiny one has parents? Oooh ooooh most important, tiny one has name? Neeko is Neeko...." She points at herself with a smile.

#✿ ⊰ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓸𝓷 ⊱ ✿

[detectiveconnor]

open!!! we don’t have to be mutuals ❤

   “Don’t move! I have a weapon on you. Turn around. Slowly.” 

#that's it that's the open #open rp #any verse #hello tumblr! come let connor either a) fail to identify your muse and once he realises it's him he'll lower his weapon #b) this is an AU first meeting and he's a detective and your muse is In A Suspicious Place #c) your muse *is* doing something his weapon would necessitate #d) they are a victim who has just overpowered their captor / etc and connor arrived just a Second too late #so it Looks very suspicious #e) something else #oooh oooh ooooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh ohhhh ooooh #ooooh #i had another thought but that doesn't fit this current thought #but that... that one whump blog's post ... about captor's-guard-turned-caretaker for an imprisoned whumpee .... #(having to convince connor to help them escape) #(how long would it take to convince him?) #(i feel like once connor is old enough in any verse. with amanda as his 'superior' #he would have already been questioning on his own. in any verse there would be moments of '...?' which he #may well consider personal failings. but. still he will Wonder) #(because that's who he is. and he Pays Attention better than she would have him do.) #'ingrid you owe so many people so many things' that's true #i'm here to do this and then i will backtrack for That #it's my day off hence these are my choices

[wanyinchen]

Detective JC and Mafia boss LXC is HAWT  And YES that is a rifle and not a nerf in LXC's hands and yes that is a knife in JC's. It soo badly drawn ughh don't even mention the handsss ngghh  Anyways, requested by @//LeighKuma at twitter

#jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #lan huan #lan xichen #xicheng #twitter requests #ooooh detective hello there :)

[love-me-a-lotta-whump]

Alright, Lotta. Here’s a doozy of a question. Top five favorite whumpees of all time. Go.

Hello!!!💚💚💚

Oh this is really difficult!!! It changes almost every day tbh! But I’m gonna list my current top 5. This is in no particular order btw. Aaaaah it’s so hard to pick!!!

1. 서정후 (Seo Jung Hoo) played by 지창욱 (Ji Chang Wook) from Healer

2. 김재하 (Kim Je Ha) played by 지창욱 (Ji Chang Wook) from The K2.

3. 이강두 (Lee Gang Doo) played by 이준호 (Lee Junho of 2PM) from Just Between Lovers

4. Tabito Higurashi played by Tori Matsuzaka from Virtual Detective Tabito Higurashi

5. 이성준 (Lee Sung Joon), and 이성훈 (Lee Sung Hoon) played by 양세종 (Yang Se Jong) from Duel

Ooooh man this was so hard. I didn’t just wanna do whumpees from lists I’ve made but I realized the reason the list was made is because I love it and had to make a list lol (K2 coming soon!!!)

Thank you for the ask!!!!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚

#ask #Asian whump #asianwhump #that was so hard #but I love them so much #that Virtual Detective suggestion was on POINT

[jjofalltrades]

For your ask me anything, once again I'm splitting the difference.

For Hello, 2 questions

1. Is the shadowy figure in Aegon's room the same shadowy figure Ramsey says "he's taking the fall" for in a previous preview?

2. If so, do Aegon and Ramsey know that the shadow is working with the other one and is anyone else involved?

For Wolf Hunt, can I have the three hints?

Please and thank you as always your stories never fail to capture my imagination.

Ooooh these are good! I had to sit and think how to word these answers. Thank you for the ask @thatsaysalotalotalot ❤️❤️❤️

For Hello:

1. Yes, the same shadow figure in Aegon’s room is the same as Ramsay’s.

2. Aegon is aware. He was already playing detective when he came to Winterfell on his own. As an outsider with memories, he was able to piece some stuff together. Plus, he’ll need the shadow’s help where it concerns Gendry.

Everyone is a pawn on the chess board. The question is, who is the shadow & who are they playing against

For Wolf Hunt:

1. Someone will win the “throne” (prime minister position) that is technically not canon.

2. Hooded Stark is male.

3. There are two unexpected (maybe) allies who join the cause against the Lannisters/Boltons.

#gendrya #arya x gendry #arya stark #gendry x arya #gendry baratheon #wolf hunt #hello #modern au

[zackcrazyvalentine]

Twisted wonderland

Detective AU!

Some Info:

- The world is a mixture between our own world and Twisted wonderland, meaning that characters like Grim, Leona, Azul, etc. Will still keep their 'animal features'

- Mc/yuu will be the intern/assitant,and Grim will be the one that is the detective!

- They and Grim work for the Night Raven Agency, the boss being Crowley.

- The guards for the agency will be the 3 ghost that is in ramshackle, they are also the first ones to befriend Mc/yuu

- The other employees in the agency will be the teachers.

- Once Grim is an official detective and Mc/yuu is assigned to him they get their own office like the other employees! Though it's the same room that the guards use...

- Mc/yuu and Grin work as a team to solve the mysteries though Mc/yuu is ironically the one doing most of the work.

Prologue:

- Mc/yuu is a new intern in the Night raven agency and their job is basically help the other employees with mundane things (getting them conffe,fetching documents,etc)

- That is until all the tuna can supply of Lucius (Trein's cat) suddenly disappeared!

-Due to Crowley's bad habit of dumping his work onto his employees Mc/yuu is tasked with finding the culprit.

-unfortunately for them they don't have any prior knowledge nor experience on being a detective (other than watching mystery movies and observing her fellow workers doing their job)

- Even worse is that there are all alone on this.

- Luckily while Mc/yuu looks for clues they come across Grim who does not work in the agency but wants to help then in their case.

- Once they team up and look for clues together, they stumble upon 2 employees form the famous company Heartslabyul.

- Apperantly both of them are Ace and Deuce and we're both actually looking for Grim since he stole something from the both of them.

- So with Mc/yuu successfully convincing Grim in giving back what he stole they talked to each other for a bit before Deuce realizing the time, grabbing Ace, and both fo them running back to the building

- Fast forward, after gathering all of the clues and evidence Mc/yuu figured out it was Grim all along and the only reason he wanted to help was so that someone else could be blamed for it.

- After discovering this Crowley decides as a punishment he will report to the police about Grim's behavior and misdeeds

- Unfortunately for Mc/yuu they had grown attached to Grim.

- So they convinced Crowley to make Grim a detective as an alternative punishment.

-Crowley begrudgingly agrees to the idea and makes Grim an official (and first) monster detective!

- Though this does come with repercussions, Mc/yuu will be assigned to be Grim's intern/assistant from now on.

Extra info:

- Yuuken is a part of this au, I am just adding this here since I didn't know how to implement him at first.

- He will be a guard just like the other 3 (Mc/yuu will be in the agency before him) , but will be personally assigned to both Grim and Mc/yuu.

-(because isn't your boss gracious enough to do so? Hmmmmm?? ~)

-He will accompany one or both of them most of the time (When they are out on a case,ahen Mcyuu is running errands, near Grim to make sure he does his work, etc.)

- And finally, yes Grim can be a Catboy in this au

(Hello! I finally finished the first part of this au! If you have any ideas or questions for this au go ahead! It will help me flesh out this story more Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ, I have many more ideas to write about so stay tuned for that!)

-🌻

Ooooh~!!! I'm very curious to see how the conflicts in each chapter are portrayed in this AU!!!

Grim you stinky stinky cat/boy, tsk tsk... Such punishment he got lol

I'm also eager to see how Yuuken intervened 👀💕 Will he be the strength and force to help MC & Grim advance investigating their cases? His himbo charm helps them a lot

Wonderful AU, 🌻 Nonny!! You're always welcomed to visit the askbox to share more ideas! I'm sure peeps will be eager to see them, and contribute to them!

#zask #twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst grim #yuuken enma #dire crowley

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Our London Podcast Festival Script

Two weeks ago, Gather The Suspects were invited to perform a short live piece as part of the Audio Drama Debuts Hour. We had such a blast and while we don’t have a recording of the brand new material we performed, here is the script we performed in full: 

GATHER THE SUSPECTS: LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL

SCENE 1: INT: JACK AND KARA’S FLAT

JACK and GERAINT are sat in JACK’S flat. They are playing a game on the PlayStation…

JACK: Get him! Get him! Aaaaah, balls. G, why didn’t you cover me!

GERAINT: I told you I’m rubbish at this game

JACK: Are you still stuck in the doorway at the spawn point… hah - you are! What a noob! Coo-ey…Geraint...

GERAINT: Hey! No friendly fire!

JACK: Ger, you know the rules, if it’s part of the game then it’s all fair…

GERAINT: You shot my guy blank in the face… I really don’t see how that’s part of the ga- oooh, I have another life left! 

JACK: You don’t get lives anymore in games, G… this isn’t the 80s

GERAINT: What about Super Mario?

JACK: Nope… you run out of lives, you just lose coins now…

GERAINT:  I dunno, society really is beyond repair! Talking of which…what about this ‘big case’ you’ve been working on...  (reacting to the game) Ha-hah! I’m out of the door! Finally! (back to Jack) I’m guessing, as you’re sat here with me getting your arse kicked at video games... likely by some random twelve-year-olds… that it’s going swimmingly!

JACK: Hey, I’m not getting my arse kicked… I’m just… never mind that. I have a day off...Who’d have thought going undercover would be so exhausting! 

GERAINT: Yeah, to be honest, the thought of you having a job is still quite amusing, even if it is just for appearance’s sake.

JACK: Hey, what’s so funny about me having a job? 

GERAINT: (laughing) Oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s the… (Jack shoots him a look) 

GERAINT: (composing himself) Oh, you were serious... Oh, nothing…just didn’t really see it as your...um… ‘scene,’ that’s all... So, you reckon you can solve it?

JACK: Uh-huh… 

GERAINT: Aaand? 

JACK: Just uh-huh… nothing much to write home about yet, really. 

GERAINT: Jack, it’s a murder, surely there must be something exciting! Like what happened?

JACK: Angry boss…disgruntled employees... shot, by the looks of it… (reacting to the game) YES! Take that… right in the…(remembers what they were talking about)... oh, uuh… that’s about it really…

GERAINT:  “That’s about it?” Sounds like quite a big deal to me… so, you got any suspects?

JACK: That’s the problem right now… there is literally an entire office full of ‘em! But, it’s my day off and I am not thinking about it… just going to chill here and play some…

SOUND: PHONEVIBE.WAV

JACK: (Sighs)... hello…

KARA (on phone): Hey…

JACK: Hey Kara

KARA (on phone): Guess what?

JACK: The office has burned down and I don’t have to go back to work tomorrow?

KARA (on phone): Hah, you wish… no… Harrison just announced in the morning meeting that the police are coming in today to search everyone’s lockers… The whole sales team is freaking out! 

JACK: (excitedly) What!? The police are actually doing something? I can just imagine their panicked little faces!

KARA (on phone): Dai blew up at Harrison in the meeting and called it ‘an affront to his human rights...” Like, since when has douchebag Dai cared about anyone’s human rights when he’s been sleazing his way around the office. 

JACK: Ooooh, I’m coming in! 

KARA (on phone): You won’t be allowed… your card won’t let you into the building if you’re booked off on holiday… 

JACK: What about if I ask Harrison about coming in? Surely he’ll -

KARA (on phone): You’ll be lucky, he’s gone golfing. You’ll just have to wait for me to get home and fill you in on all the fun and games, I’m afraid.

JACK: Gaah! Just give me a call if they find anything, alright? 

KARA (on phone): Jack, it’s the police... they couldn’t find anything if it was surrounded by a big shiny arrow and neon writing declaring ‘I’m a clue’. Think you are safe on that one… It will be interesting to see how people react though. Like I said, they all seem pretty worried at the mo... Me and V are going to watch - I’ll let you know if any fireworks happen.

JACK: Thanks, K. Bye.

KARA (on phone): Tarra, bye. 

Phone beeps as JACK hangs up. 

JACK: Ger, get your coat… we are going to work……..

GERAINT: What?! Now? I was just getting the hang of this bloody thing too!

JACK: I’ll explain on the way. We are going on a stakeout!

SCENE 2: EXT: WELTEL CAR PARK

We open on JACK and GERAINT stood in the carpark of the Weltel call centre.

JACK: Oooh, how exciting, our first stakeout! 

GERAINT: While I’d like to share your enthusiastic outlook on the situation, couldn’t you at least have hired a car or something… just standing here in the open staring at the building doesn’t feel very… well, ‘discrete’, quite frankly. 

JACK: (mocking) Oh, I’m sorry ‘chief inspector’, I would have gone for the usual unmarked car with tinted windows, but the carpool budget has been rather reduced since, you know, the world fell apart. 

GERAINT: Alright, alright. I was just saying... We aren’t exactly inconspicuous stood here though, are we? Particularly when you keep looking through those opera glasses!

JACK: I was rushing and couldn’t find my binoculars…

GERAINT: Why do you even have opera glasses anyway… have you ever even been to the opera -

JACK: (interrupting) Shush! Look… (whispering) act natural… (they act very unnatural, suspiciously looking around staring at the sky and their shoes. 

GERAINT starts to whistle and turns away from the mic) what’s she doing?

GERAINT: Who is it? I can’t see because of all the acting natural….

JACK: (gives up whispering) Oh, just turn around, mun. Look, it’s Amy…

GERAINT: Jack, you seem to forget, I don’t work here… I have literally no idea who that is!

JACK: OK, so… Amy is married to Dai, who is possibly having an affair with the other Amy, who is definitely selling coke in the toilets to Hikari, who got in a fight with Harrison, who is having an affair with Julie, which was discovered by Cathy...

GERAINT: Who swallowed the fly… but, we are yet to discover why she swallowed said fly… perhaps…

JACK: Don’t be facetious… It’s Cathy who has been murdered, mun…

GERAINT: Aah

JACK: Get it now…

GERAINT: (unsure) Uuuh, not entirely… no… it sounds like being in school again!

JACK: Very much is, G. Just exchange flashing your rare pokemon cards around the playground for flashing your five-figure Rolex around the weekly stats meeting... and it’s basically the same.

GERAINT: What’s she doing, can you see? 

JACK: She’s stuffing something into the wheelie bins… 

SOUND: DOOR.WAV

JACK: Good she’s gone… let’s go see what it was…

SOUND: DOOR.WAV

GERAINT: Wait… who’s that…

JACK: That’s douchebag Dai… let’s just hang back here a bit…

GERAINT: Douchebag Dai?

JACK: Yup… his name is David and he is a douchebag… easy enough…

GERAINT: And he is the one selling coke in the toilets?

JACK: No, keep up, G… That’s Amy… the other Amy… the one that Dai is sleeping with and not the Amy he’s married to and just saw shove stuff furtively into a wheelie bin.

GERAINT: She’s isn’t the only one either… look where your Douchebag Dai’s headed… 

JACK: The bins! Quick, what’s he holding, G… can you see?

GERAINT: (sarcastically) Why don’t you take a look with your opera glasses?

JACK: Aaah too late, he’s stuffed it in there… 

SOUND: DOOR.WAV

JACK: Right, quick let’s go see what…

SOUND: DOOR.WAV

JACK: (annoyed and too loud) Aah, Jesus Christ! What now... 

GERAINT: Sssshhhhh!

JACK: Uh-oh, she’s looking around… duck.

GERAINT: Back to my earlier point… I’m not sure ‘absolutely nothing’ provides us with the best form of cover for quickly ducking out of sight...

JACK: Look, It’s not like I’m particularly experienced in hiding around spying on unsuspecting people, is it…just get over here by these flower beds… Oooh, It’s Julie! 

GERAINT: Another one heading to the wheelie bins! (innocently) Clean office, is it?

JACK: Like the Tour de France, G

SOUND: DOOR.WAV

JACK: Let’s just hang back and check no-one else wants to empty the content of their guilty conscience in the bin before we go… (wait and look around)

GERAINT: I think we’re good

JACK: Right, let’s have a look at what we’ve got… (lifting the lid) Eeeeugh it stinks… (they both peer into the bin)...look there’s some stuff right down there at the bottom… G climb in and get it - I’ll hold the lid…

GERAINT: I’m not climbing in there! This is your case, you climb in there...  

JACK: Well I can’t go in, it’ll set off my asthma…

GERAINT: Since when have you had asthma?

JACK: (coughing for effect) I don’t tell you everything about my life, you know, Ger...and, if you must know, it comes and goes… 

GERAINT: What? like, comes when you don’t want to do the dirty work yourself and goes all the rest of the time…

JACK: My doctor said I’m not to go near anything that could set it off, like dust.. Or uum…

GERAINT: Hard work? Oh, for goodness sake, just give me a boost in, OK? But you owe me! (JACK helps GERAINT into the bin) So… what have we got here… (rustles around in the small amount of rubbish covering the floor of the bin.) Some receipts for a restaurant called ‘Chez Henri’ and what looks like a stack of love letters badly wrapped up in cellotape… here you go…

JACK: (reading) “To my Darling, H. Each moment I stare at you through the glass is pure torture…” Well, that’s creepy! Anything else…

GERAINT: A lot of empty tinfoil packets… you sure you had the right Amy?

JACK: Well I didn’t say who else she was selling the stuff to...

GERAINT: There’s a folder in here too… It’s got pictures in here of Harrison and Julie… wait, there’s something else in the back part… oh my god… Jack - It’s a gun!

JACK: What?! Let’s have a - Jeeeeesus, that’s a bloody gun! 

GERAINT: I see why you have developed such a good reputation for your detective skills… What are we going to do with it? 

JACK: Look don’t touch it - I’ll…

POLICEMAN: Hey!

JACK: Oh bloody hell, it’s the fuzz… hide (Jack slams the lid shut and runs)

GERAINT: (whispering angrily) Jack! What? Let me out of here! I swear to god I’m going to…

The POLICEMAN walks over and lifts the lid

GERAINT: (flustered) Uh, hi? 

POLICEMAN: Hello, sir… may I enquire as to why you are sat inside a wheelie bin holding a gun?  

GERAINT: I...Uh… oh bloody hell

---End---

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