BOOK UPDATE
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, etc
Good news! Matte version author copy came in the mail!
It's not as rust-colored as the previews are showing, just a bit muted. (Though still a way different palette than the eBook cover.) It still looks okay for the paperback's front graphic, but you can tell by the tagline up there that there's still an issue...
...namely that the red isn't translating too well with the text. It's legible, but hazier than the crisp white. If the glossy version doesn't fix the colors and let everything pop right, I'm worried I'll have to swap to all-white text to be safe. <:/
The current finish was swapped from matte-to-glossy as of now--I had to switch so I could get a glossy edition author copy sent and do the comparison--but it's still up in the air as far as which cover may wind up the Final Version that people order. Just want to keep everyone in the loop as far as what to expect with this thing, which is ???
Obligatory reminder that, whatever their current state, The Vampyres will be available March 15th (this Friday!) in print and eBook*!
*Which is still perfectly lovely with no cover ink issues to worry about, harrumph.
Also, on the brighter side, I get to see my disclaimer in person now :)
>:}
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The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart
Pyrrha: *calling home from Beacon* Mom, do you have any recipes you can send from Mistral? My teammates always do the cooking and I want to make something for them!
Mama Nikos: Of course, dear! I’ll send you some Mistrali favorites!
Later that day…
Pyrrha: *wearing a spear-patterned apron, sets down a platter of food in front of her teammates* Here you go! A Mistrali special, with a couple Nikos adjustments for fun! 😉
Nora: *whispers* I don’t want to hurt Pyrrha’s feelings, but does this even look edible to you?
Ren: *shudders* Not even a little!
Pyrrha: *watching her team not touching their food* 😥
Jaune: *notices his partner’s distress and takes a deep breath, then digs into the questionable Nikos food* 🍴😫
Jaune: *glurk!* 🤢
Jaune: *struggling to avoid throwing up or visibly wincing* T-this is d-delicious, Pyrrha! Ren, Nora, can…can I have yours if you’re not hungry?
Ren/Nora: *staring in horror* Oh gods, he actually swallowed it!!! 😱
Pyrrha: You really liked it, Jaune? 😃 🥰
Jaune: 😰*through gritted teeth, trying to hold back vomit* 🥲 Of course! *hurp!* Thanks, Pyrrha! Can we *ourp* have this again later?
Pyrrha: Of course! Since you like it so much, every Tuesday from here on will be Mistrali dinner night, special for Jaune! 😊
Jaune: *inside* 😨 I’m going to die! I’ve seen the face of death and it has a cute red ponytail and an apron!
Jaune: *out loud* That sounds awesome! I can’t wait!
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About a year later…
Jaune: *eating Mistrali food again because it’s Tuesday* Thanks again for cooking Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: 😊 *practically glowing* He likes my cooking!
Pyrrha: Of course! Now eat up! I made it with extra protein since we’re doing strength training this week!
Pyrrha: *practically skips back to the kitchen to clean up* 🥰
Jaune: *eating happily* Isn’t it weird how much Pyrrha’s improved her cooking since last year?
Nora: *not touching her plate* Jaune-Jaune, you know I love you, but are you on drugs right now?
Ren: If anything, Pyrrha’s cooking skills have actually gotten WORSE, if that’s even possible…
Jaune: What? Come on, there’s nothing wrong with this food! It just needs a little salt, at most! I think Pyrrha’s cooking is great!
Nora: That’s because you got together-together with Pyrrha last year and love has made you stupid! 😑
Ren: I knew love was blind, but apparently it has no sense of taste either…😒
Jaune: *taking both their plates and adding it to his own* You guys have no appreciation for fine Mistrali cuisine!
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Another year down the road…
Nora: We finally made it to Mistral!
Pyrrha: *excitedly pulling Jaune by the hand* I can’t wait to show you around! I missed being back home so much! Let’s go eat lunch at a local restaurant I know! Oh, I hope the menu hasn’t changed too much…!
JNPR: *all line up and place their orders*
Pyrrha: Oh, I’m so excited for my team to try the food I grew up with! I’ve done my best to make it for you every Tuesday!
Nora: *immediately chowing down* Mmmh! This is GREAT!
Ren: I must say, Mistrali food is delicious!
Pyrrha: *happily enjoying the food she missed from her childhood* Mmmm…! So much better than I can make it…! ☺️
Jaune: *carefully chewing*
Pyrrha: What do you think of it, Jaune?
Jaune: …
Jaune: …Pyrrha, I’m sorry, but I don’t think I like this…
Pyrrha: What…?
Nora: Seriously? This stuff is AWESOME!!!
Ren: I agree! This might be the best meal I’ve had in weeks.
Jaune: I’m sorry! It’s just…well…
Pyrrha: *deflating* Just what, Jaune?
Jaune: It’s just that Pyrrha makes it so much better!
_NPR: …
Ren/Nora: W H A T…?
Jaune: I mean, I don’t want to be a rude tourist, but I guess I just assumed Mistrali food was all as good as Pyrrha’s cooking, you know?
Jaune: I guess this stuff is okay, but…Pyrrha, would you mind making dinner later? I think I like it better the way you do it.
Ren: Jaune, you do realize that this restaurant is literally world-renowned for making incredible Mistrali food?
Jaune: Well…yeah, I guess, but I still think Pyrrha’s version is better!
Pyrrha: *at a loss for words* …I… 😳
Pyrrha: *sniffles* 🥹 …of course, Jaune. I’ll make as much as you want!
Nora: I’ve drank syrup straight from the bottle that was less sweet than this! Kiss him already!
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