Part 49
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Lannes: The risk I took was carefully calculated!
Napoleon: YOU ALMOST DIED!
Lannes: I never said I was good at math.
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Bessières *sighs* : Murat, we tried things your way.
Murat: no, we didn't ?
Bessières: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Berthier: We call that a traumatic event.
Berthier, turning to Masséna: Not a "bruh moment".
Berthier, turning to Lannes: Not a "major L".
Berthier, turning to Augereau: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"
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Davout: You're alive.
Bernadotte: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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Napoleon: I have a picture of Murat in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at it.
Murat: awwww-
Napoleon: and then I tell myself, "if I can deal with this idiot, I can deal with anything"
Murat: oh
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Every party needs a pooper that’s why they invited you~
Episode 49 Part 6
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Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5
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if you're wondering what the big deal is about the louis-philippe sentence in les misérables, it is, in the original french, 760 words long. the subject of the sentence doesn't appear until 95% of the way through, at word #711; the main verb is word #712. the sentence contains 91 commas and 49 semicolons and is almost entirely a list of laudatory adjectival phrases describing the erstwhile king of france. this is perhaps especially notable because les mis is, shall we say, not known for being particularly gung-ho about the monarchy.
this sentence copied and pasted into Word takes up more than one page single-spaced. in the 1800-page folio classique edition, it is fully two and a half of those 1800 pages. that means that les mis is 0.14% this single sentence. more of les mis is made up of this sentence than earth's atmosphere is made up of carbon dioxide (0.04%). if the page count of les mis stayed the same but every sentence was the length of this one, les mis would consist of only 720 sentences total.
incidentally, guess who named hugo a peer of france 17 years before the publication of les mis?
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Force the last page of our story
You're my favourite allegory
Hope to god that you'll forgive me
My mistakes will long outlive me
Mine, mine is the unkind, kindest cut of all.
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oni onigiri
getting onigiri from an oni
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the kaveh fansong 'writing on the wall' but orv?
'architect' makes me think of hsy lol
good lord theres so much i want to talk abt rn
it's about han sooyoung, carving sentences out of her small hands, writing for only one person continuously
the most tragic villain who cant escape her prison
it's about her living in regret
and it's about her being so tired at the end of it all. she's but a shell. a husk. a shadow of who she used to be
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I would like to thank
@inhumaninterest for READING
and LIKING,
SULA’S SONG : Part 49
THE DARK DRAGON IN ACTION
: A World of Sea tale
(work in progress)
@inhumaninterest is a fun blog. We have followed each other for years. He has two comic strips that he runs on the blog, one a furry Science Fiction tale and the other a furry fantasy one.
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What I love about comparing Idolish7 and Ensemble Stars is the fact that i7 has realistic storylines with intricately carved characters grounded in a mildly-supernatural (and, like, canonically, too) world with the worst timeline there ever was while enstars has somewhat unrealistic storylines with the most insane characters grounded in a Definitely Realistic No Supernatural Things Here (lying voice but nothing is ever confirmed) world where people are normal heights and age normally
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