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swayylife · 2 years

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Quinta is VERY unserious 🤣🤣💀💀

#abbott elementary #halloween #quinta brunson #janine teagues #james harden #she’s a genius #please lmfao

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samijey · 3 months

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@Real_Valkyria No this is getting out of hand 😑🪶

#tatum paxley #lyra valkyria #nxt #wwe #WWE NXT #paxlyra #PLEASE LMFAO #shawn you little scamp #ty for the yuri king ily mwah

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bpdohwhatajoy · 1 year

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Abusers when you tell them that them doing something really fucked up was traumatizing to you:

#PLEASE LMFAO #bpd #borderline personality disorder #bpd memes #memes #cptsd #ptsd #trauma #traumatized #trauma memes #cptsd memes #ptsd memes

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boydswan · 1 year

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The Greatest Show on Earth & The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance in The Fabelmans (2022) dir. Steven Spielberg

#the fabelmans #gabriel labelle #steven spielberg #filmedit #mine #the greatest show on earth #the man who shot liberty valance #cecil b demille #john ford #seth rogen #also tag #david lynch #please lmfao #看电影贼编营销号偷图死全家

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1moreoffkeyanthem · 3 months

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TODAY ON Me Never Shutting TF Up About OrangeJuiceVerse:

Let’s talk abt the Disaster Duo.

Aka Kenny McCormick and Stan Marsh. These two… smh they really are each other’s enablers (as Ky pointed out here) in all things. Naturally, I have headcanons that haven’t seen the light of day yet.

Aight so if u know the ojverse, you know that our sweet leading man Stanley Marsh absolutely thinks of Kenny as his Blood Brother In Desperation (someone get this man (me) away from FOB’s discography) and the platonic stenny bond is SO real. They’re always down to do stupid shit together and are 100% the reason Kyle has high blood pressure.

Kenny, on more than one occasion, has done some shit like gone up to Stan like “hey dude you wanna climb the water tower” and Stan didn’t even question it he was just “sure why not” when I say Marj and Kyle were sooo pissed bc Kenny fell off the ladder and knocked Stan off too on the way down lmfao these two idiots were in so much trouble for hurting themselves in a completely avoidable way.

Oh my GOD they set shit on fire all the time out here trying to start a grill because they’ve dubbed themselves the “grillmasters” and then suddenly Stan has no arm hairs. BOTH of them have threatened to drink lighter fluid at minor inconveniences.

As referenced here, Kenny, as a true weirdo artist boy (I’m projecting) once mixed acetone and resin INDOORS (he and Stan were drunk and not thinking) and the fumes were so strong that Stan deadass passed out and it was soooo stupid Kyle was so mad at them. With bigger projects throughout their ENTIRE lives if Ken is like building a big ass sculpture or sum he’s going to Stan and like Cartman will go out to the backyard of the Survivor House to see them dangling from the roof to get the top parts on and just sends a pic in the groupchat to get them in trouble smh

Oh my god I’ve mentioned that Stan had a parkour phase in middle school (referenced here) and who was with him trying to do backflips and vault over walls? Kenneth. This one time they were like “dude we should expand our gymnastics skills” “oh yeah for sure” and they started trying to do that two person cartwheel thing and they THOUGHT they got it down and went to show Kyle but they completely busted their asses like landing in a tangle of limbs and shit (Kenny died) bruh Kyle was SO fuckin mad like “THE FUCK ARE YALL DOIN THAT IN THE STREET FOR” and Stan was all “uhhh cuz it’s a flat stretch of ground? Duh” dumbasses

Canonically in the OrangeJuiceVerse these two are both school mascots (Stan only for the season Kenny played basketball, Kenny through the entirety of hs) and have stupid signature moves that they do in the “stank ass cow suit”. Like Kenny literally gets shot out of a cannon to kickoff football games and Stan does flips that are seriously not safe with the low visibility in a mascot head they actually have no sense of self preservation until someone gets hurt. Ohhh my god one time at a football game Stan was benched for whatever reason and he was BORED so he’s bothering Marj and Kenny and the other cheerleaders and he was full on “wait Ken stand on my shoulders and find Ky in the crowd” so they’re walking around the track like that (stunt buddies at their peak) and no one is watching the game they’re just distracted by whatever tf these two have going on and then the coach notices and is like “goddamnit MARSH! Get on the field!” Smh mans got unbenched for his own safety how ironic

As kids? No one went harder playing superheroes than these two. Cartman may have been the one leaning too hard into the “marketing” side of things (“fatass you can’t call yourself that! It’s a fucking slur!”) but Stan and Kenny were out here terrorizing construction sites bc there was so much cool shit to climb

Even as adults the shenanigans don’t stop dude Stan and Kyle drove over to the city to see Ken and Marj and Ky woke up in the middle of the night and Stan wasn’t there he went to get Marj “dude wake up the guys are gone” guess where the Disaster Duo was? Trying to get into a closed water park by digging under the fence. Yes they were in Trouble.

And when they’re older and Stan’s sober so you’d think he’d be slightly less inclined to do dumb shit? NOPE! He and Kenny are going WAY too hard at paintball and Stan falls off the top of an obstacle bc he was in “sniping mode” and “it’s like irl Fortnite!”

On their own? These two are fairly tame with some exceptions. Together? Someone needs an emergency room.

#please lmfao #south park #headcanons #back on the #OrangeJuiceVerse #bullshit #who is surprised #sp headcanons #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #my beloved Disaster Duo #my shit #ao3 shit #ojv

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a-drunk-50s-queer-housewife · 1 year

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✨Thinking about the time when I was 12 and my mum gave me anti-ageing cream for Christmas✨

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faffreux · 1 year

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one of the members of my discord server called it “the very intricate bottom of the iceberg of being in the m&l fandom” and i am just dying man that’s the greatest thing i’ve ever heard

#'like if you're obsessed with beans you're eventually gonna end up here'#please lmfao

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seriousblond · 1 year

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[Gisu touring Otto's lab for the first time]

Otto: don't touch anything

Gisu: [licked a petri dish already] got it

...20 minutes later

Otto: did you touch something

Gisu: no

Otto: you're changing colors, just tell me what you touched and i'll save you

Gisu: [about to die] i didn't touch anything i swear to god