Awwww :) what a wholesome sleep pile :) where nothing malicious is occuring :) and no one is being possessed <3
theory time i think enderpookie would heal q!phil's wings during the posession arc because 1:
end = void = kristin = void heals his wings (which is why i think his wings initially healed in purg1 because of the void exposure in the elytra course)
and 2:
imagine wanting your wings back and suffering without them. and then the guy that heals them does so while possessing you and traumatising your children. and every time you take flight from then on you feel his breath on your shoulder. would you even use those wings again?
... anyway *dies*
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"Leave it to Master!"
100% gratitude, 1000% Reigen -- one of my pieces for the MP100 MS Paint zine on Twitter! It features a bunch of amazing and fun art, so go check it out!!
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Hot take: Kamado gets treated by the fandom the way Volo should’ve, and Volo gets treated waaaay too kindly than he ever deserves.
There’s evidence that shows Kamado was a genuinely good guy who made one misguided mistake and then tries anything to make up for it, and there’s evidence that Volo’s is a predatory psychopath without any evidence suggesting otherwise.
Sure Volo’s hotter, but pokemon fans genuinely need to stop acting like Kamado kills babies in his spare time and Volo was being quirky and “just having a silly moment lol”.
Kamado had a wife. It’s implied she died due to Pokemon. He lost his entire hometown due to Pokemon. Then when he tries to keep his new town (family) safe from creatures that ruined his life, some kid comes along and acts like his trauma isn’t valid or reasonable. But when he realizes that exiling that child was a bad thing to do, he apologizes, regrets his actions, and tries to do anything to make up for it (and even gives them a plate which is partially a key to going back home).
Volo is, from what we know, a guy with a god complex who had stated he would kill a child for a chance to meet god, let alone attempt to kill it. Not to mention the fact that, if he existed in the modern day, a LOT of his behavior would be seen as predatory since he’s acting this way towards a character who is confirmed to be underage.
So sure, you can hate Kamado and think Volo’s hot, but Kamado is definitely the better person of the two, and I’m tired of people saying how horrible he is when he’s an extremely justified man.
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Just imagine ballroom dancing competitions with older König.
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Imagine him being at least a decade older than you, and stupid good at dancing too. Imagine him being so competitive that it starts to eat you alive because what if you can’t keep up with his standards? (You, who's younger, more flexible, who always wanted the 1st place in these competitions?)
Imagine it feeling like he’s making love to you everytime you two are practicing… The level of intensity is so high it’s about to shoot through the roof, the air between you feels electrified, the body contact soon sending sparks in the air if you’re not careful. And when he lifts you and twirls you around like a fairy queen instead of a human woman? You hope they’d pay you to dance with him, just so that you could afford to buy yourself new panties after each training session…
He packs more muscle than any of the other guys in class, has no time for nonsense, bounces his leg up and down before marching to you and simply grabbing you by the waist. After that, every move is coherent, smooth and sharp.
He never flirts with anyone here, and rarely talks; you’re just his dance partner, that is all. But he never stops talking with his eyes... You wonder if you’re going crazy, thinking there’s something more than the standard passion at play here, an intensity and presence that’s demanded of every dancer to succeed. His hands on you are fiery and firm, the way he guides you reminds you of a man subtly dominating you in bed, positioning you better for his cock and making sure you don’t get away before he has had his fill. He doesn't seem to care how flustered he makes you feel, and you always know when you're ovulating simply because you're in literal heaven and hell when he touches you then.
“That… was gut,” he compliments after you leave him panting after one exceptionally heated session. You blame your cycle for being so all over the place, yearning for his guidance and his touch, the backbends you made today bordering on obscene. But this stoic older guy finally comes alive, the sweat on his temples visible and the slightly hunched posture he suddenly humbles himself to making you wonder whether he’s trying to disguise a swelling erection…
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[First Part] - [second]
Baby (who still has no name) is warming up to Geralt, who also starts to connect some dots. (Like, I think he suspects that he's Jaskiers son, adopted or otherwise, but he won't even humor the idea that he could be the dad.)
That being said - the kid is an angry teenager sometimes. Jaskier tried all he could as a single parent and they have a very loving relationship, but I also think they do argue quite a bit, and there is some tension.
And the more he gets to learn how Geralt truly is the weirder is gets, cause. He's a good guy? And either Jaskier is petty and was too dramatic and kept him from meeting his dad for nothing, or Geralt isn't a good guy AT ALL and has hurt Jaskier really bad, and he doesn't think Geralt has it in him, but some people (and especially alphas) get really weird and archaic around omegas? And he had to witness again and again, with how little respect his unbonded, single father of a bastard child was treated - is Geralt like that too? But Jaskier still only ever talked somewhat kindly about him. And from all he saw... he trusts Geralt. He's a quiet, but witty and honorable man. But is it fair to doubt the parent that was there for him, that raised him, that sacrificed so much for him? The poor kid is so conflicted.
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Hear me out! Yuji and Nobara being their usual cheerful silly selves and it attracts others to try to flirt with them, Megumi and Maki get jealous and hover over the duo like "don't even think about it" with nearly identical glares sharp enough to cut.
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I finally watched the Scarlet Pimpernel period drama, and I'm kind of obsessed with how Percy manufactures moments so he can live out every swashbuckling adventure cliche imaginable.
My men have overpowered the enemy soldiers, stolen their uniforms and their guns, and by extreme good fortune, their commander hasn't noticed that none of them have the same face anymore? We could defeat my nemesis right now, but it'd be way cooler to have them use the bullets in their fully-loaded guns to stage my execution just so I can dramatically reappear just as my nemesis thinks he's won.
We've overpowered this guy and have him completely outnumbered, but I want to engage in a completely unnecessary one-on-one swordfight with him, because I will live out my swashbuckling dreams.
You overly dramatic idiot, I love you so much, but why are you like this?
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