#pls somebody

[probablyin-bed]

I am begging on my hands and knees for someone to write an eddie fic inspired by too sweet by hozier. like you don't understand im on my hands and knees. I have no writing talent to do it myself PLEASE

#I have ideas I can help I swear #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie x reader #eddie stranger things #pls somebody #like the lyrics ... #the wedding bells in the background???????? #like hello #hozier the man that you are

[viridian-forest-collective]

Joe: *what's worse than telling him I'm literally death... OH YEAH!*

Joe: I'm the IRS, now gimme your taxes.

#meet joe black #joe black #joe #death #death character #immortal #immortals #pls somebody #someone get this pls #i need more characters like him #i NEED to consume more characters that are literally death #give me more content somebody pls #i need more immortals #i need the bittersweet endings that immortals with no control of the inevitable have #i need it #pls #give this to me #im crying #please #nothing is worse than death and taxes #bro #bro please #gove polly a cracker and shove this gorgeous sad content down my throat

[champagneskates]

i need to find somebody (or make somebody) who has read this particular draisaitl/tkachuk fic because i need to scream and cry about this cliffhanger

#it’s aftermath #matthew tkachuk #leon draisaitl #pls somebody

[northlandcleric]

LOOKING FOR FANFIC

So I posted this in the Citadel subreddit to try and see if anyone there knew the fic I’m looking for but I figure I’d try here too.

It started at the end of the Dance with Alicent dying like she did in canon, but she wakes up in the afterlife and is given the option to move on to the afterlife of the Seven or Valyrian to be with her children.

Alicent, Viserys I, Rhaenys and her children, Rhaenyra and Daemon and all of their children are stuck in a pocket heaven/waiting room where the ability to lie is taken from them and they wait for Daemyra’s youngest boys to get there.

The Gods send them FORWARD in time with their dragons to Dragonstone where Daenerys just touched down to help in the Long Night.

I think(?) Lucerys was female in this one too. If anyone knows the one I’m referencing that would be great!

#hotd fanfic #house of the dragon #hotd #fire and blood #asoiaf #asoif/got #using all the tags bc this is bothering me #asoiaf fanfic #i am desperate #pls somebody

[earthw0rmie]

If there's anyone out there who could write Yoko and the reader being related and are just pain in the ass really cocky duo at nevermore

Preferably to be paired with Wednesday or Enid

#wednesday x reader #enid sinclair x reader #wednesday addams x reader #enid sinclair #jenna ortega x reader #Wednesdays #request #writing idea #PLS SOMEBODY

[mountain-mickey]

unpopular opinion maybe but i want crowley and aziraphale to get outwardly mad at each other. like they're pissed now but it's all passive aggression and snarky comments. i want these bitches to scream at each other and be so incredibly honest and direct about their feelings just so they will finally communicate.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #maybe??? tagging that just in case #pls somebody agree with me i need the approval #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens 3 #crowley #aziraphale

[nat-ter]

superbat fic idea: bruce and clark started dating before they knew about each other's identify and the batkids are overprotective of bruce so they tried to make clark's life miserable by sabotaging clark in ways that might be a bit too extreme at some point.

like, this one time clark came over for dinner jason put a whole bottle of laxatives in clark's food and clark ofc could tell that his food was tempered with in some way but he was so nervous he ended up eating the whole thing and ofc nothing happened to him so clark was like "oh thank god" and jason was like "what the everloving fuck" he wished he had gone with poison

another time clark came over damian hid a bunch of needles in a cushion and made sure clark sat on it bcus this is damian we're talking about he had no idea what is extreme and what's not. but then clark sat down like nothing was amiss and when damian checked it after clark went home the needles were all bent in different angles. he knew he should've put the katana instead.

or, tim hacked clark's phone to find some dirt on him bcus the background check didn't reveal anything remarkable. except he ended up seeing a bunch of bruce's noods and scarred himself for life. he might or might not have deleted some of the more scandalous pictures. and bruce might have bought clark a new phone with better security. all in all, tim would never go anywhere near clark's phone again

when every single one of their plans failed or backfired they roped dick into it and the next time clark came over while bruce wasn't there they locked him in the library and threw in a can of tear gas and smoke bomb. what they find was a very anxious clark hovering three feet above ground level pulling the heavy library doors off its hinges and frantically searching for the kids bcus he thought someone was attacking them and his first instinct was to protect bruce's children. he was still holding onto those bigass doors like they weighed nothing

so that's how they find out that bruce was dating superman

#superbat #i mean there are sooo many things to add here #so many more children #but this is the general idea #somebody pls write this im literally begging you #batkids #batfam #superbat fic ideas

[caspervi]

Date time ⭐️

#jegulus #the jegulus grind never stops #somebody pls check on me my brain is rotting away with jegulus worms #sunseeker #starchaser #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #caspervi is close to being head empty only jegulus #imagine someone writes a date scene cause of this haha imagine…

[mooncrvmbs]

so you mean to tell me that one of my favorite fucking character in the book died and dain aetos is still alive and breathing?????

#this ain't sitting right with me #gawd i hate this man somebody pls take him away #fourth wing #dain aetos #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #liam mairi #book quotes #books #booklr #bookblr

[y0url0verb0y]

*The Marauders in the great hall for dinner*

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Remus looking between the two: ...

Peter: uh soooo how bout that quidd-

Remus: PETER SHH

Sirius slamming his fork down: you mean the quidditch match where prongs KISSED my BROTHER after SLYTHERIN won?!?!

Remus: ...

Peter: ...

James: ...

James mumbling: it's not that deep-

Sirius standing up: not that deep?!?! NOT THAT DEEP?!?! Hold my motherfucking earrings moony

James: -insert loud girly scream-

meanwhile at the slytherin table

Barty and Evan: -laughing uncontrollably-

Regulus hiding his face: ...I hate them both

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #marauders harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #barty and evan #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #peter pettigrew #protective sirius black #regulus is so done #slytherin skittles #somebody pls hold sirius' earrings #sirius is a drama queen

[snowflurriies]

#found this meme template and immediately thought of her #somebody pls save anthy #she died for our sins #rgu #anthy himemiya

[trojanteapot]

not me watching Fionna and Cake and obsessing over another sad man named Simon...

#he is so sad #somebody help him pls #and he has the best expressions #fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov

[glitteringobliteration]

hear me out about fig’s sophomore album art:

it’s this but it’s kristen applebees in her wranglers and tortilla chip/salsa hat, riding ankarna’s daymare, holding a lesbian flag that reads “happy hour”

#pls somebody talented make this fanart #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 fhjy #fantasy high spoilers #ally beardsley #emily axford #figeroth faeth #fig faeth #fig fantasy high #figueroth faeth #kristen chilis applebees #kristen applebees #kristen fantasy high #cassandra fantasy high #ankarna #daymare #d20 fantasy high #d20 fanart #d20 spoilers

[strawberryspence]

is this gonna be a "so... buck?" moment? cause im gonna call my lawyers.

#buddie rants #I CANT SOMEBODY PLS SEDATE ME #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 abc #911

[olibabart]

what have i done

#what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #whb satan #whb mammon #whb #playboy magazine #illustration #digital art #digital illustration #art #olibabart #just imagine them squirming on each other’s laps #mmmmm #somebody stop oli #anyhoo i have beel and bael lined up next #so pls don’t flop :\ #or I’ll ditch it and continue napping #yes that is a threat

[gojoest]

your malevolent kitchen post made me think great british baking show with contestant sukuna

LMAO UAYAHQUQH i almost choked on my water 😭

#[ ai—mail ] #ᓚᘏᗢ — meowtuals #i love this concept #somebody pls make this come true 🥹