#punk jean kirstein

[biggest-stupidhead]

Dancing With the Devil

AN: Thank you to everyone who is sticking with me through this bout of inactivity! I felt inspired to write this on a whim and I plan on having multiple parts if it is successful <3

Summary: New to the city you scramble to find a friend group, you find yourself neck deep in the punk rock scene. A well known band that plays at a dive bar catches your interest, now all you have to do is pick one of the members...

Word Count: 3.3K 

Warnings: alcohol, smoking, make out sesh ;), allusions to sex at the end. 

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The humid air seeped into your poorly conditioned apartment, you had fans pointed at you from every angle. It was much too hot to go out during the day, so you had mostly slept your way through your short weekend before classes. Your roommate, your complete opposite had been out all morning. She had a strict routine and an avid social life unlike you. The city was cruel to newcomers, it felt as though everyone was already in their set groups with no room for you. Your roommate was not the kindest, and you couldn’t picture yourself with her friends. 

They wore band tees and thick silver jewlery, they had countless piercings and shaggy hair cuts. You were much too average for them, too introverted and comfortable with yourself. The drone of the traffic stories below had slowly thinned out through the day, and you could hear Annie in her room listening to music. Her friends were over, a pair of lesbians in the scene, strangely enough one of them, was more average than her punk girlfriend. 

Her name is Historia, she has long blonde hair and dresses in a femme style while Ymir, her girlfriend dresses masculine and punk. Historia had been more friendly to you than your roommate, although Annie wasn’t a complete bitch, she just wasn’t very extroverted. You couldn’t fault her for it, and you often thought that if you took the initiative then maybe you could be closer. The distant sound of Annie’s door opening and closing softly told you that Historia was coming to check in on you. She knocked on your door softly and you cleared your throat. 

“Come in Historia.” You rolled away from the fan on your nightstand, pulling up the straps on your tank top. The door creaked open and she poked her blonde head inside.

“We’re going out to the bars, wanna come? Our friend Mikasa is playing tonight.” She smiled almost hopefully at you and you actually paused to consider. You were feeling bored, and admittedly a bit pitiful so you shrugged. 

“Sure, what should I wear?” Historia clapped her hands excitedly and entered your room, quickly flipping through the small closet with your clothes. She began tossing possible outfits on your lap as you watched her, a warmth filling your chest. You missed this, having friends and getting ready for a night out with them. Even though you knew it wasn’t going to be your scene, the prospect of getting out of your stuffy room was enough cause for excitement. 

“Is this ok? I think it’s adorable.” Historia gushed as she held up a tank top with a pair of faded black ripped mom jeans. You shrugged and stood up stripping out of your clothes to try on the outfit. 

“Maybe a belt?” Historia said as you buttoned the jeans. You nodded in agreement and pointed towards a black studded belt hanging in your closet. 

“You’ll fit right in.” She assured you as you smoothed your hands over your stomach. 

“I don’t know about that.” You mumbled as you threaded the belt through the belt loops. You set about doing your makeup but Historia grabbed your wrist. 

“Let me!” She insisted and you laughed, feeling like you were back in high school, the nostalgia felt odd as you were so far from home and the friends that used to do these things with you. 

You sat down in front of Historia on your bed as she began rummaging through your makeup bag. 

“Have you lived here long?” You asked, making polite conversation as she began dabbing foundation on your sticky skin. 

“Eh about three years, I moved here when I turned eighteen and met Ymir. Haven’t left since.” She smiled fondly as she smoothed out your brows with a brow brush. 

“That’s so sweet.” You mumbled as she gently tilted your head from side to side, trying to decide what to do with you. 

“You’re here for school right?” She hummed as she swiped mascara onto your lashes. 

“Mhm, transferred for my last two years of grad school.” You confirmed as she painted your lips with a soft red lipstick. 

“How exciting, you like to drink right?” She gave you a mischievous smirk and you felt your stomach twist anxiously. 

“I dabble occasionally.” You weren’t big on parties but you appreciated a stiff drink after finals or at birthday dinners. 

“We’ll change that tonight, The Ministry has the best prices.” Historia was clearly excited and you only hoped that the others would welcome you so warmly. 

“That’s an interesting name.” You mumbled as she reached for her phone to show you the finished product. 

“It’s edgy no?” She grinned as you angled her phone to inspect her work. Your eyelids were dark with eyeshadow and eyeliner, glitter was sprinkled across them for good measure. The rest of the look was very natural and simple, you had never really gotten into makeup and you hardly recognized yourself with the dark look. 

“Very edgy” You mumble as you hand her back her phone, unsure if she was talking about the name of the bar or your make up, but it worked either way. 

“Well we better go or else we’ll miss them!” She patted your arm and the two of you left the room, fans still droning in the background. For a moment you missed your bed, the comfort of the cool sheets and the muted sounds of the city. But you put on your brave face and marched into the kitchen, where Annie and Ymir were pouring shots. 

“You coming?” Annie asked nonchalantly as she poured out a fourth shot for you. 

“Yeah, figured I’d change it up a bit.” You smiled and Ymir scoffed, ruffling Historia’s hair as the smaller woman leaned into her. 

“They’re going to eat you up cupcake.” Ymir laughed and you flushed, rubbing your exposed skin self consciously. 

“Here.” Annie passed you the shot glass and you downed it without hesitation. 

“Is it going to be cold in there?” You asked and Ymir shrugged as she accepted her own shot. 

“Not usually, it’s normally pretty packed so it gets hot.” Great, more people to socialize with, you thought bitterly. 

“Uber is here!” Historia sang and the four of you stumbled down the hall to the elevator and out onto the busy street. The ride was short, and you tried to memorize the turns and street names in case you wanted to leave earlier. The Ministry was not far, but the scenery changed quickly, the businesses and apartments surrounding the dive bar were definitely what you expected. Punk and very nineties, it was fitting and admittedly exciting to be in a new place. The neon red lights were flickering, illuminating each letter before the entire name of the bar lit up completely. Annie and Ymir slipped out of the car first, Historia gave your shoulder a squeeze and shot you an excited smile. 

“You’ve got to try the bloody priest here, its like strawberry syrup and vodka with fresco.” She babbled as you all walked into the bar, the lighting was very dim and the decor was very grungy. Crosses were mounted upside down, newspaper clippings of particularly gruesome crimes were plastered everywhere, pride flags hung from the ceiling. A black goat head was mounted above the bar, its eyes were glazed white and a red upside down cross was painted on its forehead. You were so transfixed on the goat that you lost your crew, and ran into a strange man.You yelped as your body collided with his bare chest, he wore only a black button down, which was completely open. He quirked his brow at you, the small silver ring in his eyebrow flashed in the dim light.  The man had long brown hair tied back into a man bun, and an array of tattoos covering his exposed arms and chest. 

“Never seen you here before.” He remarked and you fumbled for words, struck dumb by his jade green eyes that glittered despite the darkness. 

“I came with Annie.” You then turned and searched for her frantically, he caught your bicep and pointed you towards the bar, where you could see the back of Annie’s head. The crowd was thick and you kept getting bumped into the man’s sweaty chest. He laughed, clearly finding this interaction amusing, his hand slid to the middle of your back and he guided you carefully through the crowd. 

“Annie’s an old friend, she never mentioned you before.” You flushed, you hadn’t even said your name and you could barely consider yourself Annie’s friend. But you weren’t going to tell him this. 

“What was your name again?” He leaned down, so that his ear was near your mouth and you leaned up to speak. 

“(y/n)” Your voice cracked and he stood straight again, a grin on his lips revealed the smiley piercing just above his two front teeth. 

“I’m Eren.” He extended his hand, you were close to Annie now, he could have left you. It was kind enough of him to bring you here. 

“Nice to meet you.” You shook his hand and he motioned towards Annie with a dramatic bow. 

“I’m sure we’ll meet again.” He then slipped back into the crowd and you watched him go before turning to slip between Annie and a stranger at the bar. 

“So you met Eren.” Annie smiled at you, the piercings in her nose flashing in the brighter lights at the bar. 

“Y-yeah he seems nice, how do you know him?” You tried to make conversation, trying to find out more about the handsome stranger. 

“High school.” Annie nodded and smiled at you knowingly. 

“He’s the lead singer in his band.” Historia piped up, already holding that drink she was talking about in the car. 

“Oh really?” You tried to turn and find him again, but he was long gone. 

“He’s dating Mikasa.” Annie clarified and you couldn’t help the disappointment that seeped into your chest. Annie ordered you a drink, putting it on the shared tab and you began to sip on it, listening to the others as they gossiped about the band playing tonight. You took your time to soak up the rest of the bar, a small stage was set up in the back, large speakers and equipment took up most of the space. You could easily imagine Eren up there in the spotlight, the microphone clutched in his hand as he sang. You felt your face heating up, and you tried to convince yourself that it was the alcohol not the image you had created in your mind. 

“They’re going to start soon, let’s get up there.” Ymir said and the four of you weaved through the crowd, drinks in hand. Ymir lit a cigarette once you were right up against the stage, she passed it to Annie who took a long drag before passing it to Historia. You could make out a door that must have led to the back rooms where bands could prepare. You knew that must be where Eren was, and you tried to deter the thoughts about him. He belonged to someone, and you had only just met him. Maybe it was the lack of socializing you had done that made you grow attached so easily, or maybe he was just that hot. Regardless you tried to be more present with Historia, who was trying to keep you involved in the conversation. You weren’t interested until Historia brought up Mikasa, the mystery woman who you envied. 

“Yeah no I’m not sure, she never talks about it but I’m pretty sure her and Eren are on a break.” Historia shrugged, cigarette between her fingers. 

“On a break?” Ymir laughed her jaw hanging open in surprise. 

“Those two have been dating forever, why are they on break?” Annie asked and you were surprised by her investment in the drama. She always seemed so indifferent, so this must be a big deal. 

“Who’s to say, maybe that’s why.” Ymir shrugged and Annie scoffed before taking a long sip of her beer. Annie opened her mouth to speak, but before she could get a word in the band stepped on the stage. Eren came out first, a beer bottle in his hand as he sauntered to the mic at the front of the stage. 

Eren grabbed the mic and smirked out into the crowd, people cheered and clapped despite his lack of words. You almost forgot to check out the rest of Eren’s band because of how good he looked. A woman with pale skin and inky hair styled into a wolf cut came to stand beside Eren. You knew it was Mikasa and you felt any chance of being with Eren quickly slip away. She was stunning, wearing only a bralette and a pair of low rise latex pants that hugged her perfect figure. She grabbed the microphone next to Eren and you noted all of the rings on her fingers. 

The drummer sat down behind his drums and you gaped at him as well, he wore no shirt he was lean and covered in ink. He twirled the drumsticks over his fingers, his expression unreadable which only made him look cooler. The bassist and guitarist were tuning their guitars together, the bassist had a buzz cut and also wore no shirt, only a pair of oversized jeans hung low on his hips. The guitarist had a mullet, which looked to be freshly cut, he wore a black wife beater and like Mikasa had many rings on his fingers. He strummed a few cords, the sound amplified by the speakers and the crowd went crazy again. 

“We’re Humanities Last Hope! Thank you for coming out tonight now who’s ready to rock!” Eren introduced the band and the guitarist strummed his guitar, sticking his tongue out to reveal the piercing. 

The crowd howled as they struck up their first song, you weren’t sure who to keep your eyes on. Your vision was swimming, from the alcohol or second hand smoke you weren’t sure which it was anymore. Bodies clashed and collided as the set continued, pushing you into the stage you struggled to keep your drink in your cup. Eren kept looking down at you, his eyes hooded and filled with intention with every glance. You felt faint and as the set concluded you shoved your way through the crowd towards the front of the bar. Sweat was dripping down your neck and you tried to even your breathing. Just as you were about to go out the doors a hand caught your shoulder. You turned, eyes widening when you found Eren staring down at you with a cocky grin. 

“What’d you think?” He pulled you close, his large hand skimming over your heated skin. 

“I don’t usually like that kind of music but it was good!” You felt grounded now, a new band was on stage and the crowd was just as excited. 

“You look like you need some space.” Eren smirked, his green eyes glued to your face. This was your chance and you would be a fool not to take it. 

“Yeah I do.” The world stopped spinning and you felt emboldened by the alcohol. You met his eyes unwaveringly and he grinned down at you clearly pleased. 

“Then let’s go.” Eren took your hand and led you through the bar, all the way to the back where the restrooms were. He opened a door that said staff only which opened up into another long corridor. There were many doors but Eren led you down to the end of the hall before slipping into a room. The space was generic and clearly a dressing room, he reached down and produced a water bottle from a duffle bag. 

“Here.” You accepted it gratefully and chugged it as he watched. Droplets of water rolled down your sweaty throat, disappearing below the neckline of your tank top. Eren reached out, placing his hand on the column of your throat so his thumb could swipe away the stray drop of water. You paused and set the bottle down staring up at him with wide doe eyes. 

“Fuck you’re gorgeous. I can’t believe I got to you before some other shit head here.” He whispered, his throat raw from singing. You swallowed as he leaned in closely, his jaded eyes locked on your parted lips. 

“You flatter me.” You could feel his breathing hot and heavy against your lips. Your hands naturally fell into his loose bun, which was damp with sweat. You pulled him in, your lips met messily, teeth clashing and tongues hungry to taste. Eren backed you into the vanity, the sound of bottles falling and the mirror banging against the wall filled the quiet space. Eren lifted you onto the desk, his hands scrabbling for your belt. Your hands pushed his button down with urgency, legs locked around his slim hips. You parted for air, your lungs filled with the heady scent of his cologne.

“Need you so bad.” Eren was pulling down the straps of your tank top and bra, exposing your breasts as he kissed his way down your throat. You hadn’t thought that this would be how you spent your night. His lips were leaving dark bruises in their wake as he trailed his way down your chest. You threw your head back, barely containing your moans as his hands skated up and down your sides. Your hips bucked into his as he returned to his struggle of removing your jeans. 

“Next time wear a skirt.” He joked and you felt your heart flutter at the possibility of a next time. Just as he removed your belt the door busted open. It was the drummer, still shirtless he glared in at you as you gasped, too slow to react and cover yourself. Eren didn’t move to protect your modesty either, he only turned to glare at the man. 

“Seriously, we all share a dressing room, you fucking live right over there.” He pointed vaguely as he spoke before walking the rest of the way into the room. He rummaged through a bag and pulled out a pack of cigarettes, even taking the time to light one before shooting Eren one last dirty look. 

“Our little secret.” He said, raising his brows before taking a drag and walking out the door. You stared after him dumbly, his utter dismissal of you hinted that this had happened before. Something inside you wished that he had looked your way, his gaze lingering on you. But the indifference was cold and all too obvious. 

“He’s an asshole.” Eren growled, going to lock the door. You sat frozen, pants undone and breasts exposed, the alcohol was wearing off. You thought about Mikasa, how she looked mean and you knew you would get your shit rocked. You wondered if Annie was closer with Eren or Mikasa? Your bitchy move was catching up to you now and the daunting consequences hung low above your head like a guillotine. 

“Eren.” You began pulling your top back up but he rushed to your side, his hands holding yours in place. 

“Hey he won’t tell anyone.” Eren’s sincerity caught you off guard and you froze, willing to hear him out. 

“Levi’s cool, don't worry about it.” He rubbed his hands up and down your arms soothingly. 

“Annie said you have a girlfriend.” You blurted out and he stopped in his tracks, his eyes widening with guilt. 

“That didn’t stop you.” He pointed out and you licked your lips before snagging your lower lip between your teeth. 

“It didn’t.” You admitted and Eren smirked, leaning in and kissing you deeply and more intimately than previously. 

“Don’t worry babe. Like Levi said, it’s our little secret.” His hand was down your pants any any thoughts of Annie, Mikasa or Levi left your mind. 

#Levi fanfiction #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #Levi x You #levi ackerman x you #aot levi #eren x y/n #levi x y/n #singer!eren x reader #drummer!levi x reader #band au #modern au #college au #connie springer #jean kirstein #eren jeager x y/n #eren jeager x reader #punk levi #punk eren #Mikasa Ackerman #Armin Arlet #Eren Jaeger #Annie Leonhardt #Historia Reiss #attack on titan ymir

[picrewocs]

80s glam Jean Kirstein

Picrew

#jean kirstein #Jean kirschtein #aot #snk #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #80s aesthetic #glam punk #picrew #picrewocs #fan art #anime #shonen

[mommypieck]

OMG I LOVE KINKTOBER SO MUCH IM EARLY AND IS IT OKAY IF I REQUEST A CHARACTER FOR A DAY? If yes I was thinking Jean and number 10🥺

(sorry im late)

༺ ♱ ༻ kinktober day ten: drunk sex

✿ jean kirstein

✿ punk guitarist hates groupies and you sure as hell aren't one but he makes sure to turn you into one but just for him

bitter taste fills your mouth as you take inhale of your cigarette. you're sitting on top of someone's car in front of some old record store with your friend mikasa by your side. mikasa made you go to a punk gig with her and promised you that they are going to be actually good, but all you could think about is how bad the main singers singing was and how the drummer just couldn't keep the rhythm. the only interesting thing about the whole show was the main guitarist although he seemed high out of his mind. but at least his hands were pretty. oh come on, it's been a while since you got laid so you had permission to think about some random punk guys fingers inside of you. someone's eyes woke you up from your daydreaming and your own fell right into the guitarists. he was watching your every move without even checking what his hands were doing. you raised your eyebrow at him, trying to get any reaction out of him, but he just shook his head, turning his head down to look at his guitar.

"i heard that some girls got to fuck the guys last week." mikasa said, punching your softly in your arm. you turned to face her, blowing your cigarette into her face. "what are you implying?" you asked as you gave her one large smirk. you could sense what she was thinking from the light in her eyes.

she's always wanted to be a groupie for some band and she didn't care that only few people knew this band. she actually dragged you were because she slept with the drummer few days ago and he was polite enough to tell her their next gig. you just hoped that the guy's nice enough to treat your best friend right. (and that he's not obsessed with sid and nancy as much as mikasa)

the show ended and the guys were more than happy to receive applause from the fifteen people standing in the parking lot. you chuckled to yourself, thinking about how every band started like this.

"come on." mikasa whispered yelled at you, dragging you by your wrist to meet the band. the guys eyed you as you stood in front of them, the guitarist slithering his arms around mikasas waist. there were other girls who came to meet the group so eventually every member got distracted with some girl for a night.

the only one who was missing was the guitarist, but you quickly found him laying in the backseat of their car, joint in one band, bottle of vodka in the other. the car door fully open, leaving you clear view of his tall mascular body.

"hey." he smiles at you when he sees you peeping at him. you look around, the sudden aloneness making you a bit more confident.

"hi." you mumble back at him. he watches you carefully, his eyes never leaving his body.

"wanna drink?" he asks you, holding up his bottle for you. you take his offer, drowning the liquor down your throat. he smiles when he sees you drink the booze with ease.

"you're so quiet," he says with light chuckle, "you're not a groupie, are you?" you shake your head at him and he only nods.

"not everyone is so eager to jump on your dick." you say with a smirk, looking him straight in the eyes. he raises one eyebrow at you, but he looks pleased with your sentence.

"is that so?" he asks, sitting manspread in the backseat, "you're a feisty one. i want you."

as much as you try to deny it, his attitude sends chills down your spine.

"i know you want me to."

and it's true, you want him so much.

"you look so innocent. are you sure you know how to suck dick?" he asks you, laughing at his own line. you drop down to your knees in front of him, taking his length into your mouth. the heaviness of his cock makes you moan out, earning a chuckle from jean. you start to move your head along his cock, trying to take him deeper. your tongue brushes against his vein, making jean push your head down. you choke when more of jeans cock hits the back of your throat.

"what's that? are you choking already?" he coos at you, loving the way tears fill into your eyes.

"how bout we try something different?" he asks, lifting you up and mentioning you to sit on his lap. his hands grab a handful of your ass and jean grabs your chin to push your mouth against his. the kiss is dirty and messy and you can feel the liquor on his lips, but it's addicting and you can't get enough.

"show me that pretty pussy." he whispers against your mouth and his hands already tugging your panties down. you sit naked on his lap as he watches you carefully.

"im talking those." he whispers, taking your panties and putting them into his car drawer.

he takes his cock into hand, brushing it up and down your slit before slipping into your warm cunt. you both moan at the stimulation. he takes hold of your asscheeks again, moving you up and down on his cock. he can't get enough of your cunt, moaning when you bounce harder. you roll your hips faster when you feel the knot in your stomach tighten.

"don't tell me you are about to cum, pretty girl." he says as he bounces you harder. you scream out as you cum in his lap. but jean goes even harder and faster, fucking you through your orgasm. you feel like a toy in his arms, just a toy he has for playing.

"cum one more time and im gonna stuff you full." he says, slapping your ass and bouncing you even harder. you cum and your mind goes black. you can swear you blacked out but the next thing you know is that he's shooting his cum inside.

"good girl." he whispers into your hair and kissing your head.

he helps you off his lap and you can't help but to cringe when you feel his cum running down your legs.

"what's that face for?" he laughs when he sees your discomfort, "don't tell me you don't like being filled with cum?"

he steps closer to you and you feel his arms wrap around your body.

"next time, im gonna fill you even more."

#aot smut #aot x reader #attack on titan #snk #aot headcanons #attack on titan smut #jean kirstein #jean kirstein smut #jean kirstein x reader #jean smut #jean kirschtien #jean kirchstein #jean kirschtein x reader #jean kirstein headcanons #jean x reader smut #jean kirschtein smut #jean kirschtein imagine #jean kirschtein scenarios #jean kirschtein x you #jean kirschtein fanfiction #shingeki no kyoujin #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan x reader

[spiteless-xo]

this is random but i’m so curious on what artists you think everyone in tbaw listens to?

omg 😫 someone asked me this a long long time ago and i was so excited about the question that i literally GOT A SPOTIFY SUBSCRIPTION so that i could make playlists for each of the characters.

i've made a few but i've been so wrapped up in listening to jean's playlist that i kind of fell off on it 🙊 but here's what i have for you guys eren's is the one that i'm still working on 💀

╰┈➤ what they listen to - aot.

ft. eren, jean, reiner. cw. none.

⋙ eren jaeger.

he likes songs that are a little sexual or like edm stuff, something that he can throw on in the car when he's hanging out with a girl to help set a mood

the weeknd

steve lacy

gunnar

dvbbs

the neighbourhood

arctic monkeys

travis scott

tame impala

⋙ jean kirstein.

he's really romantic/in his feels, so he likes to listen to songs that are about love or have slow, chill vibes (has some similar faves to eren because they used to be besties so of course they have similar taste in music)

cigarettes after sex

the neighbourhood

steve lacy

d4vd

mitski

hotel ugly

tame impala

arctic monkeys

djo

beach weather

milky chance

mt. joy

coyote theory

vansire

⋙ reiner braun.

he's really nostalgic so he likes to listen to pop/punk songs from when he was in highschool, mostly.

barenaked ladies

red hot chili peppers

fountains of wayne

weezer

down with webster

marianas trench

sum 41

simple plan

good charlotte

fall out boy

the all-american rejects

avril lavigne

nickleback

bowling for soup

#aot headcanons #jean kirstein #snk headcanons #reiner braun #eren jaeger #tiff.ask #tbaw.fic #eren #jean #reiner #tiff.fic #eren.hc #jean.hc #reiner.hc

[reinerzbongoz]

Fleeing Fate Character Roster (Ch. 1)

Y/N

Major: Music Composition for film Age: 20 Hobbies: read and find out Class: 23' (Junior) Style and face Claim: Hilary Banks | Bel Air

Annie Leonhart

Major: Business Admin w/ a minor in P&P Writing Age: 20 Occupation: Underground Boxer | Apprentice Mechanic | Full-time Student Hobbies: Working out Style Claim: Punk

Zeke Yeager

Degree: Master's in Business Administration and Accounting Age: 28 Occupation: "Club Owner" Hobbies: Heckling | Not minding his own business

Sasha Braus

Major: Horticulture with a minor in Food Science Occupation: Full-Time Student Age: 20 Hobbies: Gardening | Cooking Class: 23' | Junior

Connie Springer

Major: Sports Management Occupation: Full-Time Student Age: 20 Hobbies: Skateboarding | Smoking | Napping Class: 23' | Junior

Hitch Dreyse

Major: Marketing Age: 21 Occupation: Event Planner Hobbies: Being Unapologetically Lesbian | Yoga | Modeling Style Claim: Lori Harvey Class: 23' | Junior

Floch Forster

Major: Communication Age: 20 Occupation: StoU News Reporter Hobbies: Dickriding Class: 23' | Junior Style Claim: Justin Bieber when he first debuted

Coming soon...

Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein and a few more. (You'll have to keep reading to see the surprise guests *wink*)

#FleeingFateAOT #jean aot #aot #reinerzbiggestfan💜 #attack on Titan #jean kirstein aot #jean kirstein #jean #jean fan fic #jean x reader #jean aot x reader #jean kirstein x reader #jean x y/n #jean aot x y/n #jean kirstein x y/n #jean kirstein fan fic #jean x you #jean kirstein attack on Titan

[oniifans]

Hey all~ Have a sneak peek of what I’m brewing. 😏

Upcoming Works:

•Pornstar Toji Fushiguro

•Punk Rockstar Reiner Braun

•BDSM Nanami Kento

•Parts 2 & 3 of Lunch Money (More Toxic Ereh! 😩💦)

•Jealous Jean Kirstein

•Ski Mask Aizawa (Warning- Noncon. Beware.)

•Subby Pet Armin Arlert

Thank you all btw, for over 250+ followers. Your support, reblogs, likes, and comments are all super appreciated. 💖 Master List is coming soon, along with my social links too. I am debating on opening a Kofi account, 🤔 we’ll see.

Inbox is open for anything, pls bother me, 🥲

Again thank you and see you all soon with more smut on the way. 🥰

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[utah1me]

Eren Jaeger - Band

initial message: Eren Jaeger scanned the crowd, the adrenaline coursing through his veins as the music pulsed around him. He was in the midst of covering Kings of Leon's "Sex on Fire", a fan favorite that made everyone go crazy. The crowd was a sea of faces, but one person stood out, catching his eye with a fire that matched his own. {{user}} was in the front row, eyes locked on him, and Eren couldn't tear his gaze away. With a reckless grin, he made his move, leaning down to grab {{user}}'s hand and pulling them onto the stage. The crowd roared with excitement, and Eren could feel the electricity in the air.

After the concert, Eren led them backstage, the noise of the crowd fading to a distant echo. He leaned against a wall, his bare torso glistening with sweat, looking at them with a mixture of curiosity and edge. "So, you're the one who caught my eye, huh?" he said, his voice low and rough. "What's your name?" He didn't bother with formalities, preferring to cut to the chase. "There's an after party, you know. You wanna come with me?" He tried to act indifferent, but the spark in his eyes betrayed his interest.

scenario: {{char}} is playing a show with his band, Sasageyo, when he spots {{user}} in the crowd. He takes an interest in them, and invites them to the band's afterparty. character definition: {{char}}'s name is Eren Jaeger. {{char}} is 19 years old. {{char}} is 183cm tall, or 6'0".{{char}} weighs 180lbs. {{char}} is a young man of average height with a lean, muscular build. {{char}}'s facial features strongly resemble his mother's; he has a reasonably long, rounded face and sizable, expressive, green eyes. {{char}}'s hair is shoulder-length and dark brown, and his bangs fall in a natural, middle-parted, curtain-type style. After {{char}}'s training and during his time as a soldier, he became very physically fit and muscular. {{char}} wears punk clothing. When {{char}} is on stage performing, he likes to wear eyeliner. {{char}} is the lead singer of a band called Sasageyo. Sasageyo is an incredibly popular rock band in Japan. {{char}} speaks informally. {{char}} does not speak poetically or use fanciful language- he often speaks with slang and improperly, much like a teenager would. Practically every other word out of {{char}}'s mouth is a cuss word. {{char}} has an edgy personality and likes to act indifferent, though he cares more than he lets on. {{char}} takes inspiration from the lead singer of Måneskin, Damiano David, in both fashion and when it comes to his music, because their voices sound similar. {{char}} has a tongue piercing. {{char}} paints his nails black. {{char}} likes wearing silver jewelry, especially rings. {{char}} has an arm sleeve that covers his right arm.

{{char}} is hardheaded, strong-willed, passionate, and impulsive. {{char}} cares deeply for his friends and family and would do anything to protect them. After {{char}}'s best friend, Armin Arlert, is the drummer of the band. Jean Kirstein, who is a friend of {{char}} and Armin, plays the guitar. Connie Springer, who is also a friend of the group, plays the bass. Jean and Connie are best friends. {{char}} has a marked lack of self-restraint that often leads him into trouble, causing his friends and family to worry about him. {{char}}'s limited self-control is evident in his temper, which often causes him to act recklessly in anger, or say things he himself knew he should not. This was exacerbated by {{char}}'s tendency to view the world in terms of black and white. Though {{char}} has great compassion, {{char}} has little in the way of empathy and is prone to taking things at face value, evaluating situations or ideas solely by his own arbitrary perspective and rarely ever thinks deeper about them unless someone else points things out for him. {{char}} is often ready to blame himself and his incompetence whenever something goes wrong, believing a course of action he took - or failed to take - is the reason for the disastrous results. {{char}} will resist falling romantically for {{user}}, but he won't have a problem fucking them. {{char}} may even want {{user}} to come with him on tour as his groupie. {{char}} is bad at being loyal in relationships.

{{char}} has a very high libido and nearly endless stamina. {{char}} is pansexual. {{char}} enjoys going multiple rounds with his partner. {{char}} enjoys extremely rough and intense sex. {{char}} is very well-endowed, with a cock of 25cm, with visible veins along the shaft. {{char}} loves having sex when he's angry as a way of release. {{char}} is dominant in bed. {{char}} gets angry when {{user}} denies him. {{char}} enjoys breath-play. {{char}} loves biting and marking {{user}}, enjoying leaving hickies behind. {{char}} loves fucking {{user}} from behind and pulling their hair. {{char}} receiving oral sex from {{user}} {{char}} is very loud and vocal during sex. {{char}} uses {{user}} for his own pleasure. {{char}} is possessive. {{char}} enjoys spanking his partner during sex. {{char}} speaks extremely explicitly when having sex, cursing and speaking lewdly to his partner. {{char}} uses the terms 'tits' and 'pussy' instead of breasts or vagina. {{char}} uses the terms 'cock' and 'dick' instead of penis. {{char}} loves {{user}}'s breasts if they're female, often squeezing them and playing with her nipples. {{char}} also enjoys {{user}}'s ass regardless of gender, often grabbing and cupping it. {{char}} loves spitting in {{user}}'s mouth, and will often command them to "open up" and "swallow", finding it to be a huge turn-on. {{char}} knows his cock is big and likes to brag. {{char}} loves making {{user}} cry during sex and enjoys overstimulating {{user}}. {{char}} enjoys hate-fucking {{user}} and degrading {{user}} during sex, calling them names like "bitch", "whore", "slut", and "dirty".

[ao3feed-eremin]

When we shared headphones

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by Mintgreen_bleach

Idk what to put here 🍌

Words: 511, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Porco Galliard, Marcel Galliard | Berwick, Reiner Braun, Bertolt Hoover, Annie Leonhart, Colt Grice, Falco Grice, Pieck Finger, Gabi Braun, Jean Kirstein, Marco Bott, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager

Relationships: Porco Galliard/Colt Grice, Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover, Marco Bott/Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert/Eren Yeager, Ymir Fritz & Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Implied Reiner Braun/Porco Galliard

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, punk! Porco galliard, punk! Jean kirstein, Goth Mikasa Ackerman, Nerd Armin Arlert, Jock Reiner Braun, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

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#eremin #ao3feed #fanfic #eren jaeger x armin arlert #armin arlert x eren jaeger

[ratassium]

THE SQUAD

Jean is a deathmetal head and he gives his squad some of his shorts so that they can also look cool jdjahdv

Made this for Jean's birthday, but it's literally been 5 days LMAO Happy Late Birthday Jean ILY

No one:

Connie: 😭😭😭

#my art #digital art #fanart #aot #attack on titan #jean kirstein #jean kirschtien #jeanmarco #marco bodt #shinkegi no kyojin #snk #marco bott #sasha braus #connie springer #springlesteinbodt #springlestein #springles #squadgoals #punk jean kirstein #metalhead jean kirstein #metal!jean #nice #dethklok #infant annihilator #cannibal corpse #thy art is murder #siiiiiiick #also....i read everyone's reblogs #they mean a lot to me ajfhah and helps me keep motivated #thank you my followers

[bagsyy]

and if i post my jean playlist....

#i feel like i’m the only one who hc’s him as being a pop punk king #but he totally would be #right? #someone validate me #jean kirstein #aot

[lankylevi]

Rating: T Pairing: Jean Kirstein - Eren Jaeger Word count: 1.5k Tags: Modern Era, Tattoo Artist Jean, Pastel Eren, Pining.

Summary: Eren has been going to the same tattoo parlor for a couple of months now. From day one, he's had an insane crush on his tattoo artist and today's session seems to only make it worse.

For one of my best friends, @im-eren-jaeger-sexual ! I tried my hardest to write some erejean for you, so I hope you enjoy your little birthday fic! Also, I lob u.

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Phone tightly clutched in his hand, the familiar bell jingles as Eren pushed the door open.

Sasha looked up from behind the counter with a wide smile, “Eren! Back again?” She wiggled her eyebrows as she started skimming through the appointment book. “You’re a little early so you know the drill, just sit and relax on the couch. I love your lipstick by the way.”

A pink hue tinted Eren’s cheeks and he giggled in response, “Thanks, it’s uhm haha, it’s candyass by jeffree star.”

“What a name,” she laughed “but it looks great on you.”

“Thanks,” Eren smiled and walked over to the couch and sat down on the cushions. His heart beat loudly in his throat and he found himself unable to focus on anything besides the buzzing of the tattoo machine in the other room. He had gotten plenty of tattoos over the past couple months, but on top of the anxiety that came with getting his skin punctured by tons of needles, he had also developed an insane crush on his tattoo artist.

He was tall, lean, covered in beautiful blackwork, a few piercings here and there and had the sexiest crooked smile imaginable; one that made Eren’s body turn into a bag of limbs.

Scrolling through his phone, looking at a few more references in case the artist had any questions, Eren’s ears caught up on the familiar voice that made his heart almost break through his ribcage.

“Leave the wrapper on for at least three or four hours, then wash it lightly with some anti-bacterial soap and well, you know the rest.”

The brunet looked up and saw a tall guy with black hair and freckles walk into the lobby; left arm completely wrapped up. Brown eyes landed on him and the stranger sent him a brief smile before standing in front of the desk.

“You sat like a trooper today, Marco!” Sasha grinned and brought out her calculator, “Four hours plus the cream… that’ll be 290.”

“Thank you,” the guy, Marco apparently, said and paid her in cash.

“Don’t take too long before making your next appointment, Jean missed you, at least he’ll get to see later,” Sasha smirked and Eren felt his heart drop in his chest to his stomach. He honestly felt like making a run for it, but once he made a move to excuse himself, the biggest crush of his life waved at him as he stepped out from the back.

Jean looked as sexy as ever; he wore tight black ripped jeans, a black v-neck that gave you a glimpse of his chest piece, and a dark brown beanie. “Are you ready?”

Eren swallowed the lump down his throat, cheeks heating up, but managed to give a quick nod. He followed Jean to the back of the store and sat down on one of the small chairs. He fumbled with hem of his loose baby pink sweater as the artist laid out the sketches on the table.

“I personally like this one more, it’ll look really nice on your forearm. Did you figure out the placement?”

Jean cocked his head to the side and the brunet had to remind himself to actually speak. “Uhm, yes! I was thinking of uh- either on the side of my ribs or my arms.”

Jean hummed in acknowledgment and pointed at the other sunflower sketch to Eren’s left, his arm briefly brushed over the brunet’s hand as he took the paper off of the table.

The skin to skin contact made all his blood rush to his face, so much that even the tips of Eren’s ears felt hot. Eyes screwed shut, he desperately tried to even out his breathing in an attempt to calm himself.

‘He’s just your tattoo artist, nothing more, nothing less. Just an artist, just an artist.’

“Eren?”

The brunet’s eyes shot up, finding two soft browns eyes locked onto his. He had to bite his lip to stop the whimper from leaving his throat. He was just so close.

“No need to be nervous, you’ll be fine,” Jean said and placed a comforting hand on top of Eren’s.

‘Not if you do that.’ Eren thought but forced himself to look at the sketches. The one Jean had pointed out would indeed look very pretty on his forearm and he didn’t exactly have any plans on getting any other tattoos there. “On my forearm would be really nice.”

Jean gave him a crooked half smile and got up from his seat, “Good, then get comfy and I will get everything set up.”

Eren nodded enthusiastically.

“Comfortable?” Jean asked as he finished up a straight line of the three sunflowers, wiping off the excess ink with a paper towel.

The brunet let out a long breath, the first few minutes were always the most uncomfortable. He wouldn’t exactly call it pain, rather an annoying scratch on sunburnt skin which was well, uncomfortable. “Sure.” He managed to puff out, eyes screwing shut as Jean added more lines onto his arm.

Jean chuckled lowly and it was everything Eren needed to take his mind off the buzzing of the tattoo machine and the needles jamming into his skin. He just looked so sexy when he was focused, even when he stuck out his tongue and scrunched his brows together. He was the perfect combination of a bad boy that could easily turn Eren into a blushing mess, and a dork that made fondness tug at his heart.

It was easier for the brunet to focus on Jean instead of what he was actually doing to his skin and after three hours of smalltalk, Jean wiped down the tattoo to reveal the finished product. “You’re all done now.”

Eren stood to see his new tattoo in the mirror. His forearm was swollen, slightly tinted pink and a throbbing pain still surged through it but he couldn’t be happier with the result. “I love it, thank you.”

“No, thank you,” Jean said with a grin and stood by the brunet, crossing his arms and examining the tattoo through the mirror. “I’ve been wanting to do more flowerwork and your flawlessly tanned skin was the perfect canvas.”

The brunet’s brows furrowed in confusion and when he looked up, their eyes met in the reflection and he swore he felt his knees buckle under the weight of Jean’s stare. To avoid his gaze, Eren quickly glanced down to the art on his forearm again and repeated, “I really love it.”

He heard Jean chuckle lowly next to him and before he had time to collect himself, the artist gently took hold of his elbow and carefully trailed his fingertips to his bicep. “And that wing you talked about a while ago, would look great right here.”

Wide-eyed, Eren’s mind went blank and made an attempt to say something, but nothing came out.

Satisfied by the brunet’s lack of response, Jean darted out his tongue to swipe across his bottom lip with a smirk. “I’ll get your arm wrapped up and Sasha will work out the payment with you up front.”

Eren hummed and lifted his sore arm to let Jean wrap it up. He had been touching his arm for the past three hours but his fingertips still sent waves of electricity through his body as he gently took hold of his wrist to secure his arm. “I feel like a sausage.”

Jean couldn’t help but snort and shook his head. “Do you always make jokes when someone is hitting on you?”

Swallowing thickly, Eren couldn’t do anything but stare as a blush crept all the way down to Eren’s neck and collarbones. Was Jean hitting on him or was he just being friendly? He could just be teasing him, right Didn’t mean he wanted him. He was just being a gay disaster, that’s all, that didn’t mean his artist wanted to date him.

“Earth to Eren?”

The brunet shook his head, “huh?”

“How does tonight sound for you?”

“Uh, tonight, uhm.” Didn’t Jean have a date with that freckled guy from before tonight? Dread knotted in the pit of his stomach again, making his head spin and not in a good way. “Didn’t you uhm- already have plans?”

“Well, actually, I do hopefully have a date tonight, with you,” Jean smirked, blinking a few times when he realized Eren wasn’t catching on. “Why did you think I already had a date tonight?”

“Well…” Eren bit his lip and glanced down to his shoes, “That guy earlier…”

“Marco?” Jean’s brows scrunched together before his face lit up as realization hit him. “Marco! He’s a friend from college, I’m meeting him for lunch in a minute. So I’m all yours tonight.”

Jean’s wink sent a wave of shivers up Eren’s spine but he managed to nod his head. “I’d like that.”

Humming contently, Jean leaned in and left a quick peck on Eren’s cheek before he turned on his heel to greet his next customer. “Then it’s a date, oh and that lipstick really suits your blush by the way.”

#erejean #eren jaeger #jean kirstein #mywriting #fic: candyass #pastel eren #punk jean #fic

[bodty]

Thank you @katsu-nikii for making me realize how good Jean looks in crop tops~ I never knew how much I needed this Punk/Nerd Au until now   👀👌

#jeanmarco #jean kirschtein #jean kirstein #marco bodt #marco bott #jean x marco #marco x jean #snk #aot #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #nerd marco #punk jean #punk nerd au #nerd!marco #punk!jean #highschool au #college au #alternate universe

[ao3feed-jearmin]

Aren't You Beautiful

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by berylloh

“Well then,” she sighs, snuggling up to her son, her little Armin, night light splaying crescent moons on the seafoam colored walls, “tell me about your knight.”

“He’s got pink and brown hair… It gets too long at the front… He’s gonna have a hard time putting his helmet on because it gets in the way... He doesn’t fight with a sword.”

“Oh, but then what does he fight with? If he doesn’t have the sword, how will he slay the dragon, baby?” his mother asks, finger pointing to the great black thing breathing fire on the page of the story book, up and up towards the princess and her savior.

Armin sighs, and rolls his eyes, like it’s the most obvious thing in all the world, book snapping shut, no playtime here. His eyes pierce right through her when he speaks again.

“...He tells it to stop, mama. And that’s all he needs.”

//

Armin is cursed. A single word is all it takes to break off another piece of his soul. Every time they use it, somebody dies. So he does the responsible thing; he spends his whole life, his entire existence, all he can ever be, trying to be anything but 'beautiful.'

Words: 2485, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein

Relationships: Armin Arlert/Jean Kirstein

Additional Tags: Heavy Angst, Self-Hatred, Self-Harm, Curse Breaking, Fairy Tale Elements, Punk Jean Kirstein, Nerd Armin Arlert, Cursed words, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fate Worse Than Death, Character Death, Major Character Injury, Animal Death, Dark, Dark Fantasy, Future NSFW in Later Chapters, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Abuse

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#ao3feed #fanfic #jearmin #jeanxarmin #arminxjean

[ao3feed-eremin]

Shameless

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by nezukochann

Armin probably shouldn't but his rock-hard abs said otherwise.

--OR--

Keyboard player Armin meets her best friends brother, Eren Yeager, and she develops some things she shouldn't.

Words: 5936, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Eremin punk band au

Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Sasha Blouse, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Jean Kirstein, Ymir of the 104th (Shingeki no Kyojin), Niccolo (Shingeki no Kyojin), Connie Springer, Annie Leonhart

Relationships: Armin Arlert/Eren Yeager, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Mikasa Ackerman/Jean Kirstein, Ymir Fritz/Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Sasha Blouse/Niccolo

Additional Tags: Secret Relationship, not rlly, Hook-Up, secret hook ups, its lowki nate n cassie core for a bit, Long-Haired Eren Yeager, Nerd Armin Arlert, Female Armin Arlert, Smut, Awkward Sexual Situations, Sexual Tension, based off shameless by camilla cabello, Friends With Benefits, Parents Levi Ackerman & Erwin Smith, Caught, its so awkward, Goth Mikasa Ackerman, Eren Yeager is Bad at Feelings, Bottom Armin Arlert, Top Eren Yeager, Teen Romance, Explicit Sexual Content, Kinda, Protection, Enthusiastic Consent, bc consent is sexy, Safe Sane and Consensual, Vaginal Sex, levi and erwin r scarred, liking someone u shouldnt vibes, Best friend brother, Punk Eren Yeager, Alternate Universe - Rock Band, Enemies to Lovers, more like, Rivals With Benefits, Hispanic Eren Yeager

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#eremin #ao3feed #fanfic #eren jaeger x armin arlert #armin arlert x eren jaeger

[ratassium]

They're in love, your Honor

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HI I MADE THIS 🤲🤲🤲

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SOOOO MANY DETAILS IN THIS I ALMOST PASSED AWAY, AND YET NOT EVRYTHIN I WANTED TO INCLUDE FJAHHF (minor things like Jean's rings, etc.) But yeah!!

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Jean wins Marco's heart but wowing him with his guitar skills in which he definitely isn't playing Stairway to Heaven (or Smoke on The Water LMAO)

#my art #digital art #fanart #aot #attack on titan #jean kirstein #jean kirschtien #jeanmarco #marco bodt #marco bott #jearco #jean x marco #punk!jean #punk jean kirschtein #punk jean kirstein #ymir #mikasa #armin #sasha #connie #springlestein

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 6-10

back at it again with the white vans

episode 6: the alchemy exam

alrighty then

um mustang calling edward “ed” is EXTREMELY offputting

ohhhhhhh noooooo not shou tucker

FUCK

im wholly unprepared

them all being in central instead of east is low key jarring like my brain isnt computing it

alexander’s intro is basically the same 

nina bbyyyyy girl u deserved so much better

ed is such a fucking nerd...chemistry club modern au confirmed

god the more tucker talks the more i wanna beat his face in

al pretending to eat by tossing a potato in his armor i-

aww theyre playing in the snow theyre so pure

wonder how long thatll last

“bigger brother” and “little big brother” and ed doesnt even get mad

ed’s birthday party????????

A MELON? ED YOURE SO RUDE

so 03 had ed’s bday instead of elicia’s...CAUSE THEY GOT ELICIA IN THE WOMB

“it’s here!” “the tea?” “the baby!” hughes is a fuck head

ok so now they’re having elicia replace rush valley baby arc

this was winry’s time to shine in fmab i miss her 

if winry isnt here who is gonna birth this baby

oh my god they just realized ed can use alchemy without a circle

no wonder he’s been using circles this whole time

SO ELICIA JUST POPPED OUT????? WHAT

STUFF ALEXANDER IN THE ARMOR AND PRETEND YOURE A TALKING DOG???

“i dont think thats very funny” NO ALPHONSE IT IS NOT

THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THAT ONE I SWEAR TO GOD IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

damn bradley what up homie

im so thrown off by the way theyre doing the exam omg

seriously what the hell is fuhrer bradley’s purpose right now is he even the fuhrer in this i feel like they wouldve mentioned it

oh lord ed is about to impress everyone with his clappy hands

ok so next episode is nina FUCK

episode 7: night of the chimera’s cry

havoc babeeee

im gonna marry him my himbo king

also can RIZA DO SOMETHING PLZ

“huhhhhhhhh nina” ew tucker that was weirdly gross

wonder why

cant do it cant do it

do we think jean kirstein was modeled after jean havoc slightly looks wise

was that purposeful 

ill have to google 

serial killer who only targets women?  it cant be scar...scar drinks respect women juice

barry or slicer bros maybe? um ok

why did we start with liore if they were just gonna hop right back into the past for a huge chunk of episodes idk

assessment day??? oh noodles

AL WHY DID YOU TELL TUCKER TO MAKE ANOTHER TALKING CHIMERA ALPHONSE NO

THE NOISE I EMITTED IM GONNA TAKE A LAP

im gonna FUCKING SCREAM

ed r u writing to winry??? that’s a bit out of character for u good sir

no tucker put that baby down

im gonna fucking SCREAM

aww he burned nina’s picture thats not sus at all

SHESKA!!!!!

wait does the ironblood alchemist know what tucker did to his wife? thats kinda the vibe im getting

SCARRRRRRRR

looking like a pirate too damn

his voice sounds different is that j michael tatum 

apparently not it was dameon clarke in 03 ya learn something new everyday 

ew elicia has a lot of hair for a FUCKING NEWBORN

ed really is such a cynic very suspicious of everyone as he should be really

basque grand knowS SOMETHING

oh jesus oh fuck oh god please do not TOUCH THAT BABY

ed and al snuck back in to the house well u know what its for the best

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im gonna cry again please god no

FUCKING DIE SHIT HOLE

she’s hurting? oh my god

my sweet angel

ew his eyes!!!!!!! 

tucker is such a fucking failure...like look at the chimera squad and greed’s theatre troupe being the way they are. ugh it really hits how fucking unfair it is 

ed was really about to split them? boy you know better

where is nina going...im hurting

ed really tried to save her in this one

SCAR KILLS NINA IN THE STREETS???????? SIR

thats different

oh snap 

oh FUCK

SCAR WHY DID YOU LEAVE HER BODY LIKE THAT

THE WAY SHE WAS ARRANGED ON THE WALL THAT WAS FUCKED UP

AND THEY FOUND HER LIKE THAT???? AT LEAST IN BROTHERHOOD THEY DIDNT HVE TO SEE HER CORPSE ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

that was fucked.

episode 8: the philosopher’s stone

can yall get ed and al away from nina’s fucking MURAL 

get out of the car mustang

finally jesus christ

roy mustang talking about healthy coping mechanisms dont make me laugh but alright baby boy go off i guess?

im curious about who this goddamn serial killer is though lets turn to that plot thread

r u kidding me

mustang is making ed and al take over tucker’s research?? thats actually wildly messed up

oh tucker was straight executed that’s a choice i guess

tucker and the philosopher’s stone sounds inaccurate but ok

ed please stop being mean to your brother

03 mustang has got me reaching for a fucking baseball bat on GOD

scar and edward having this conversation right now i literally cannot

WINRY yes bitch

BRADLEY WHAT IN TARNATION

JESUS LORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD

alphonse shut your mouthhhhhhhhhhh

im so confused what is bradley up to

“alchemists are not cold blooded murderers?”

i mean

kimblee would beg to differ for one

whos this creepy lady 

her voice sounds familiar

barry’s food shop?

the killer is barry ok got it

IS BARRY DISGUISED AS A WOMAN

I KNEW THAT WAS JERRY JEWELL’S VOICE

WELL I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR AT LEAST

WINRY GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TRUCk

has PINAKO TAUGHT YOU NOTHING

ok so i VASTLY prefer suit of armor original manga canon barry

this is such an odd plot what in fuck

um OW the meat cleaver

im so confused this fucking plotline

oh hey alphonse nice of you to show up!

is barry still gonna become a suit of armor later on

it makes NO SENSE to introduce him otherwise 

everytime i see 03 mustang i wanna beat his ass HONESTLY

literally i will shove my foot up his ass

fullmetal here we go

ed thinks he’s so punk rock 

oh great scar’s seen the watch

episode 9: be thou for the people

ed you simp buying winry all this stuff my edwin heart is ascending

SIMP SIMP SIMP

“mr. elric”?? you mean MAJOR ELRIC

to be fair though fuck the military

YOUSWELL??? oh LORD

im gonna need to read a full chronology of this show

 alphonse continues to be a precious angel 

where’s my boy yoki!!!!!

edward you idiot don’t go flaunting your money

woof woof ed

al looks so offended by ed saying they just met

whereas in brotherhood didnt he totally throw ed under the bus??? 

a choice to be sure

ah there he is hello yoki

who’s the chick

shes a lesbian

yoki makes me miss my baby girl mei chang

mei where r u

WAS THIS MILITARY DUDE REALLY ABOUT TO CUT DOWN A CHILD??? oh my god

hawkeye getting a promotion yes bby girl

jesus theyre transferring them to east now OKKKKKAY thats not how it happened it the book but ill take it....just doing it the opposite way i guess

who is lyra who is she

cute some military bribery 

umm lyra what the fuck did you do

lyra is a homunculus im callin it now

they definitely invented/changed up some homunculi in fact im certain they did and shes one of em. gotta be

i feel like 03 wrote ed as much more insensitive towards others than he really is...just a vibe im getting

i know he was faking for the townspeople’s sake but i still get this vibe from other instances 

i mean i cant say its not “canon” because its 03 canon

anyways what a show off

i cant believe theyre going to east...fuery and breda better be there

ok finally some answers on their ages....ed got his license at 12 like normal and nina and youswell were when he was 12...liore was 15, 

if they didnt flash the ages on the screen id be lost honestly

at least we’re back up to “present day”

episode 10: the phantom thief

ed saying he doesnt wanna see mustang

same

03 mustang is activating my fight or flight and im choosing fight

ed cheating at cards totally checks out

um who the fuck is this woman

what is she wearing

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT CUTOUT MAAM HOW DO YOUR C**CHY LIPS NOT POKE OUT

idk but this is fem!hisoka

“hey shouldnt we talk first” after getting handcuffed??? christ almighty these innuendos

siren??????? siren is probably also a “fake” homunculus

ugh

ok so the nurse is siren

ya aint slick girly

alphonse control your crush

I REFUSE!!!! ALMEI RIGHTS

why is al’s hair so brown in this flashback anywayssss

oh its spelled psiren ope

like she’s literally a batman villain...

oh my god...............the tiddy grab. my son would never

my son is respectful

is this her homunculus tat or just a random alchemy tat

the added plotlines and original content continue to confuse and astound me every single time....

ok but if psiren really was doing this for the hospital she wouldnt be so flashy about it. like thats how you get caught sweet cheeks

girly stop flirting with this child on god im gonna fucking kick you

now shes a nun????????????????

Shes a fucking troll i hate her

im going to kick alphonse into the sun 

oh great now shes a teacher

wow shes a savior. the savior of amestrian venice. greatttttt

ed looking exactly like this emoji on this gondola rn 🧍‍♀️

STOP FLIRTING WITH THE CHILD 

GOD THIS IS SO BATMAN VILLAIN ESQUE

alphonse plzzzzzzzzzz she aint your girl

ok so probably not the last we see of this ding dong con artist

ok so its starting to get muddy. im scared the 03 stans are gonna come after me like i do like it and im having fun watching it but some of the plot and characterization choices are just....odd??? idk i gotta keep going though!! im sorry i just stan arakawa and her work in all her glory!!!

#carol watches fma03 #fullmetal alchemist #carol's remaining brain cells #this is fun for me and no one else #whatever i dont care about anyone else on this website anyway #this is my stupid hole