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xenclev · 8 months

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As a black person, writing this Prince!Lev x Servant!Reader fic got me feeling crazy.

#Ik my ancestors are looking down on me thinking 'wtf is wrong w you kid?'#IDK GREAT GREAT GRANPAP #IDK WHAT'S WRONG W ME #q 🦎#leaux needs help #q.mumbles #haikyuu!!#black reader #hq x reader #hq fanfic #minors dni #hq hcs #haikyuu x black reader #leaux.drafts

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xenclev · 2 years

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In addition to my mixed baby series...

SAKUSA SAI or SAKUSAI

[Archived.]

#ft Atsumu tryna fight a baby #it's been over a year since I've started this series #not to brag but my swag level has boosted #my art is still shitty #my art #haikyuu art #haikyuu fanart #hq art #hq fanart #hq sakusa #haikyuu sakusa #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa scenarios #q 🦎#leaux needs help #q.art #q.mumbles

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xenclev · 2 years

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Gonna post contributions to my mixed baby series. Do y'all mind? 👀

(Every man I've drawn a kid for.)

#working on the main one rn #but this next post is gon be Sakusa's #q 🦎#leaux needs help #haikyuu!!#haikyuu scenarios #q.mumbles

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xenclev · 1 month

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Good morning, early birds! :)

Y'all wanna see sumn cute? Hold awn...

#I mean... it's cute to me #some of y'all might not vibe with it though #q 🦎#leaux needs help #q.mumbles #FUCK I HAVE FUCKING HOMEWORK BITCH WHAT THE HELL #sorry I got a bit aggressive

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xenclev · 8 months

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FIRST OFF I LOVE UR THEME!!! IN RELATION TO HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS ON THIS APP I PERSONALLY JUST TRY TO TALK TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND YEAH

THANK YOU, SLEEPY! I hope you're doing well! <33 ++ But, I'm not that much of a social person. 😔 I can't talk to other people without feeling standoff-ish.

#moots!!#usps delivery 📦 — ✧*̥˚ sleepy *̥˚✧#q 🦎#q.mumbles #leaux needs help

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xenclev · 8 months

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When you guys go and fuck, it's normal and accepted, but when I look up a man fucking himself in the ass with his own cock, I'm a whore? Pft. This society is so dumb.

#um??????#CLEARLY I was in my solo boy bag on the hub #💀💀 no cause they actually twist their b@lls and d!ck and put it in their ass #mdni #not suitable for minors #minors dni #q 🦎#leaux needs help #q.mumbles #leaux.drafts

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xenclev · 8 months

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I WAS SMACKING MY PEN SO HARD AGAINST MY TABLET SCREEN WHILE DRAWING THAT THE TIP BROKE.

#NOOOOO #I'D RATHER BREAK MY ACTUAL TIP #THE TIP OF MY LONG GARGANTUAN CAWK #THAT TIP #finna go cry... dhmu #q 🦎#leaux needs help #q.mumbles

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xenclev · 8 months

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Finna post my drafts cause I have 40 of them hoes and need to clean it out.

#I be keeping the drafts that I nod and think FACTS about #... and the crazy ones #this batch of 40 ain’t too crazy this time #sorry to the ones who like me for my outta pocket side #q 🦎#leaux needs help #q.mumbles

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xenclev · 2 years

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Doing my hair tmr... what color should I do if the beauty supply got it??

#I've done green and silver before #yes I do my own hair #it can be a mix like black and burgundy #senegalese twists #hair #natural hair #leaux needs help #ACTUAL help #q 🦎#q.mumbles #haikyuu × black reader #black reader #meme #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x black reader #black

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xenclev · 2 years

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I drew Ushi w/ his tiddies out if y'all really wanna see... only if tho.

#cause y'all be acting like you wanna see #but then don't see #like don't be wishy washy about it #speak up and see from your whole GROIN!#SOSKDHDJSKKSL #q 🦎#haikyuu!!#q.mumbles #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu crack #hq crack #leaux needs help #haikyuu #hq art #haikyuu fanart

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xenclev · 3 years

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𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡 — that one post I made about Osamu being "mean", so you sit on Suna's lap instead. yuuuuh, hype me up! enjoy~

tw: language, humiliation, mentions of oral, use of the term brat, mainly just suggestive

++ When Osamu is upset, he has no problem expressing himself, especially when his old teammates are present so he can show the perfect demonstration.

He's not petty enough to humiliate you in front of the others by spanking you or some shit, though he has thought about it on multiple occasions. He likes to think of himself as a lenient guy. He has more subtle ways of humiliating you. For instance, ignoring you while you're showing him affection or giving you a look that makes you feel dumb; it's all about giving you a chance to behave yourself and think about what you've done.

And he thinks the time has truly presented himself because of the day's events. It was supposed to be a nice day, just him and the guys with you in his arms. Unfortunately, your attitude the entire day has been bratty, to say the least. Yes, the term brat is cringey and overused, but how else could he describe you taking up Suna's offer to sit in his lap when he refused to let you sit in his? Maybe disrespectful is another good description because every time he looks over at you in his best friend's lap, that's all he can see— a disrespectful brat.

Furthermore, he's not the only one that notices; everyone else in the room does too, and he's not too keen on it. He doesn't like the way all of his old teammates and friends get a first row seat to your distasteful little display. He's not fond of how his own brother is telling him how awkward it must be to see you on another man's lap. He's most definitely not happy with how you're laughing along with Suna at some dumb joke he just made. He feels as if his tactics to fix your behavior have been too lenient; probably why you're still showing your ass.

That's when he decides to clear up the air and beckons you over, telling you he wants to talk to you about something. You expected him to tell you to behave like he usually did, but what you didn't expect was him to bring you down between his thighs and nudge your face towards the apparent tent straining against his pants.

You were confused. This wasn't how your Samu handled things. He's patient and discreet when dealing your tantrums, but this wasn't patient nor discreet. You would've asked him about it if it weren't for the grip he had on the back of your head. He was pushing your face so close to his bulge that your nose was practically touching it.

"If yer gonna show out, might as well give 'em a good show."

Once he sees you gulp and reach to undo his pants, he knows the crisis is averted.

See? He didn't yank his cock out and shove it down your throat.

He's a lenient guy.

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xenclev · 3 years

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𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡 — just post time-skip Lev brain rot, but it's extremely short-lived.

tw: smut. yup, that's it.

++ Lev is hot, and he knows it. You know it. He knows that you know it. He knows that everyone knows it. It's by the way your eyes lingered on his face and scanned his ectomorphic body that loomed over the people around him. How the model's lively, emerald eyes veered from face to face as more people crowded around him, as anyone who has taste pushed and brushed up against him. Some of them being a little too friendly, while others painstakingly beared their veneers when the model respectfully dismissed each underhanded compliment. And you, you weren't so sure why you were there.

You sure can't remember with Lev's thick cock slamming into that one spot, turning you into complete mush. The whiney whimpers that escaped you reverberated off of the closet wall. His iron-like grip holds your hips still so he could continue his onslaught.

"Don't worry about them, doll. Worry about how you're going to walk after this."

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xenclev · 2 years

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£ top 6 self-ships w/ pictures so you won't have to go searching pt. 1 of 2.

Number 6. Kurono Yūichirō

Why do I keep spelling his name wrong? Because all my love can't be perfect, so some of it spills into the "mistake" category.

Number 5. Shiba Taiju

Attends church like a saint. My name sounds like repentance, so we're that much closer to being a match made in heaven.

Number 4. Chris/Takigawa Yū

He looks like an aspiring pastor, but don't get the game fucked up. He's still fine. I've choked on church candy before, and I'll do it again.

#chris is from ace of diamond #RAICHI WOULDA BEEN UP HERE IF HE WASN'T SO YOUNG #lil boy head ass #just maintenance #q 🦎#leaux needs help #q.mumbles #tokrev taiju #taiju shiba

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xenclev · 3 years

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈'𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔𝒔

+ ranking them

𝑞'𝑠 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 — These are not comfort headcanons, but I tried to make them as canon as I could. ♡

tw: language, f-fat asses

yamaguchi tadashi

"You can use my jacket if that makes you feel better."

♤ this is tadashi — 1000000/10

tanaka ryūnosuke

"Sorry, dude, but all I can tell you is that I was born with this double decker dump truck of a wagon."

♤ sheeeeeesh! what else can he say? — 8/10

sugawara koshi

"If your ass ain't phat, all you have is an extended back. That's proven by a group of philosophers."

♤ this is borderline disrespectful — 3/10

kageyama tobio

"Small ass? You bought a fucking baby donkey?"

♤ would've been at the top if he didn't have a 'Oh my God, they're stupid' look on his face — 7/10

azumane asahi

"All I asked was what the answer to number eleven was, but go off I guess."

♤ doesn't really care, yet he listens — 4.5/10

nishinoya yū

"Flatty cake, fatty cake! Sounds the same, in a sense, but means different! Use that to your advantage!"

♤ giving me very much Einstein energy — 7/10

hinata shōyō

"Ass and butt are the same thing, right? So then, little asses matter too!"

♤ zero correlation, but hey, little booties matter — 5/10

sawamura daichi

"Hey, a lot of people prefer pancakes, so keep your head up!"

♤ didn't expect anything less from a man of culture — 10/10

tsukishima kei

"Leave me alone before I kick you in your butt crack."

♤ gonna kick you either way — 1.5/10

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xenclev · 3 years

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C-Can we talk about the guys as slasher film killers?

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xenclev · 3 years

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Osamu being rude and not letting you sit in his lap when there are no more seats left, so Suna offers his instead?

Damn, I think that shit was a lil too loud, ya know? I'll lay it on you easy this time.

Thighs.

#it's a challenge between Suna and Kita who has the best thighs #that's what Suna thinks #Kita is just grateful that he has them shits #pffffft #haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq hcs #haikyuu crack #hq crack #q 🦎#q.mumbles

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