Once upon a time (10 minutes ago) I wrote about nictitating membranes on birds. Now I’m putting on my writer’s cap (one of those multicoloured hats with the propeller on the top) and bringing out my world building tools (an inflated toy hammer and ibuprofen).
Avians. Angels. Archangels. I don’t care what you call them, I’m talking about Bird Boys. Flapper Folk. Feathered Fuckers. Them Man with Burd Wings. Squawkers in the form of Homo sapiens (alternatively, Homo erectus).
I’m SAYING that more-human-than-bird birdfolk may also have a need for nictitating membranes (every time I write that damn word, someone somewhere dies from the absurdity) because, well, they’re flying. And, thus, unless they be blinking a lot (every bird ever: 😧) then they’d be needing nicky membranes.
Eyelids: poo, make you blind for 0.2 seconds, not transparent, cannot see through, thick, ugly, poo poo, terrible 👎🤬😰😫🙄🥱🤮
Nicky membranes: transparent, can see through, visibility 100% throughout blinking process, thin, lovely, sleek, elegant ✨🥰😍❤️❤️🔥😚😩🤯
But for real though, human eyes are definitely not equipped to deal with the brutal, destructive force of wind. Eyes v Wind, I wonder who will come out victorious with a devastating 100-0.
Humans used to have nicky membranes themselves, but we lost them because we weren’t smart enough to realise their amazing worth (nicky please come back I miss you we can talk about it nicky ple-)
OKAY SERIOUSLY THOUGH (watch me not be serious like the clown I am) nictitating membranes do the exact same job as normal eyelids, which is blink. Blinking clears away whatever is in the eyes that isn’t supposed to be there (e.g, prophetic visions of me with your mom) and ~moisturises~ the eye. While maintaining vision (quoth the Wikipedia).
Because birds-but-actually-humans (back to my initial point (fucking finally)) do be flying, having human eyes is a no go because those eyeballs would shrivel up and die.
Anyways I rest my case. I’m smart take my advice (nicky membranes + feathers-glued-onto-human creature).
Also it’s almost 1am and I’m a grandpa these days so my head dead and my brain shrivelled like raisin and that’s it goodnight folks I’ll be here whenever I decide to show up.
If Kroos and Mr. Nothing spotted you from across the room and liked your vibes, would you?
Okay, hypothetical.
Let's say that I, drunk with wanderlust, went exploring the Yanese mountainside. In my trip, I end up finding a house in the middle of my wilderness wandering, and looking to perhaps have a roof over my head this wintry eve, I knock on it, only to get launched headfirst into a mysterious town that gets attacked by ink-like monsters every night, only to return to normal every morning, as if nothing had happened.
Now, let's say I refuse to learn a damn thing from my experiences, because famously, I don't know a fucking thing, and thus engage in sundry timeloop shenanigans. It can be assumed I'll spend quite a while there.
After what feels like a couple of years in which I've come be known as the town freak, but only to the individuals that can actually remember or discern what's going on (a very intrigued Saga, a very confused Dawn, and a very irritated Dusk), I see two new faces and I assume, oh! There's still more to learn about this place! Cool! So I rain check that day's activity (construct large hadron collider from teaware and Bitey organs) in order to acquaint myself with these new faces.
THAT's when Kroos and Mr. Everything use their Scouter to check my vibes, and they find them of a most agreeable disposition and panache. The eyebrow rises, the lips smack, and the invitation is loose like the Nue-slaying arrow.
Quoth the anon, "would you?"
Well, see, Kroos is Kroos, she's pretty much a flawless creature so of course I'm fine there. About Mr. Nothing, well, I'm straight, but also, he looks like that, and it's not gay if it gets retconned, I rationalize, so let's have an unforgettable night that never will have been, come morning. I already did the teahouse story teller and most every farmer, coolie, and shopkeeper, might as well.
Then I wake up and I realize I've been made a member of the Midnight Crew, where's the RETCON. The story teller doesn't look at me in the eye. The bedsheets are less like sheets and more like paleolithic era cave art. Nothing's kung fu cumshot made a hole in the wall and killed a stray Bitey. Kroos pulled out toys in shapes and colors we have no names for but with functions and features I am now intimately acquainted with. The memory of being the patty in a bunny and bird sandwich is seared into my mind's retina. Restraint and protection were helpful suggestions kindly ignored. A pop-up in the corner of my vision reads "Several cutscenes will play in sequence". I have a LOT of unusued skill points and I have no idea where they came from. What was formerly a rustic Yan-style bedroom now looks like the toku quarry.
And that's when I realize: Right.
An executive decision has been taken and I'm about to have lore.
Saw a shitpost about how Homestuck grimdark is an overabundance of the void aspect, while trickster mode is overabundance of life, and it got me thinking: is that true? Like we see Rose go grimdark and yeah sure that makes sense, life's opposite void whatever, but if i recall correctly, eridan goes grimdark as well, when he destroys the matriorb and channels his science wand to kill Feferi (I think this is when at least, it's been a bit since I interacted w/ the source material). As a result of this, I always viewed grimdark as the inverse of your aspect, taken to a negative light. A seer of light becomes a witch of void, effectively filling similar roles (the pursuit of knowledge versus the manipulation of nothingness and obscurity) but due to horrorterror influence the classpect becomes violent (blacking out the session, breaking all the temples, yknow general rampage shenanigans). On the other hand, a prince of hope would invert to a sylph of rage, creating lots of anger in the self and those around (Kanaya's chainsawing is a good example, plus he was PISSED after nobody sided with him and Jack).
Trickster Mode, on the other hand, feels like the aspect is taken to the ultimate extreme, most toxic positive extent. Jane as a maid of life is able to spread the trickster mode, Roxy creates a ton of shitty Santas and other junk, Jake is brimming with artificial hope and confidence). Dirk is a bit harder a case as his walls don't come down the same way, but one could argue there's no real way to go "positive" with Destroyer of Hearts, he just is more in tune with himself and can hold onto his sanity.
---------- Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
By Edgar Allen Poe
hi! i'm really loving icarus, you're a wonderful writer! but i just had a quick question. i love the flock graphics, and they're super helpful! would it be possible for you to maybe list the species of birds for the main 'characters' of the story as well? you don't have to post example photos or anything crazy, but i think just a list like that would be helpful too. sometimes i forget who has what kind of wings, and i think having a list so i can google image the bird would be great.
if that's not something you want to do or don't have time to do or something, no worries!! i really appreciate you taking the time to write icarus in the first place <3
Oof I might as well do a general guide! I never thought a maxiel wingfic would spawn so many specific wing allocations but here's the general list:
Paddock wings in Icarus:
Current grid:
Daniel Ricciardo - Scarlet Macaw (colourful, nimble flyers)
Max Verstappen - Peregrine Falcon (raw speed, inherited from his mother)
Sergio Perez -Crested Caracara (a type of mexican bird of prey)
Lewis Hamilton - Greater Bird of Paradise (beautiful wing plumes, lovely singer)
George Russell - Blue swallow (beautiful metallic-blue feathers, scream like madmen when they fly)
Carlos Sainz - Spanish Imperial Eagle (white epaulets, very regal)
Charles Leclerc - White Dove (need I say more? Perfect white wings, exploited because they're pretty but so intelligent in pathfinding)
Lando Norris - Lucifer Hummingbird (Small, colourful, likes to hover in place)
Oscar Piastri - Little Lorikeet (One of the smaller types of Australian parrot. Very cute)
Yuki Tsunoda - Japanese Long-tailed tit (Photos should be self explanatory. They fly like ballistic missiles)
Alexander Albon - Crested Fireback (National bird of Thailand. Beautiful dark blue and fiery plumage)
Logan - Blue Jay (Commonly found in Florida. Blue, like Logan's current posting, and his eyes)
Pierre Gasly - Osprey (A bird of prey often found near coasts along the European shoreline, and Pierre is from Normandy)
Esteban Ocon - Black Stork (Tall, gangly, also migrates through France)
Fernando Alonso - Kestrel (a type of small bird of prey, hunts by biding their time and waiting then divebombing)
Lance Stroll - Snowy Owl (Lance is cuddly ok and I didn't want to make him a Canadian goose because that's his dad)
Valtteri Bottas - Bullfinch (Look it up. The picture is self-explanatory. The manliest of men)
Zhou Guanyu - Chinese Red-Crowned Crane (A crowned crane for the champion of the universe, as translates his name)
Kevin Magnussen - Raven (Viking. quoth the raven.)
Nico Hulkenberg - Crow (he keeps coming back. As wily as many of their bird counterparts but has a bad rep for being a bad omen)
Retired drivers or drivers not currently on the grid:
Sebastian Vettel - Swiftlet (Extremely good fliers, reaching up to 160km/h and pulls insane G-forces)
Mick Schumacher - European robin (Very cute. Universally liked. Same wings as his father)
Nico Rosberg - Eurasian Sparrowhawk (a bird of prey that hunts by ambushing before a high-speed, agile chase)
Jenson Button - Northern Harrier (hunts in a high-speed flight close to the ground, exceptionally good listeners)
Mark Webber - Cassowary (look up a photo. Just look at it.)
Kimi Raikkonen - Giant Albatross (King of gives no shits, flies very long distances without a care)
David Coulthard - Bush-Stone Curlew (White trousers!)
Romain Grosjean - Red-tailed Hawk (I chose the bird of prey that could best mesh with the phoenix metaphor)
Antonio Giovannazi - White-spotted Starling (Very pretty plumage)
Daniil Kyvat - Great Bustard (I honestly don't remember why. Distributes in Russia)
Nyck De Vries - Common European Sparrow (Small. Commonly found. Unfortunately often hunted)
Nikita Mazepin - Flamingo (Need I say more)
Sir Jackie Stewart - (Clipped) Merlin Wings (Extremely fast Scottish bird of prey. In-fic, Jackie was one of the generation of drivers that clipped their wings, permanently robbing them of flight)
Team Principals and people in the paddock:
Toto Wolff - Black Swan (self-explanatory)
Christian Horner - Golden Eagle (A bit pompous. Matches his hair)
James Vowles - Magpie (Utterly clever, not from any particular prestige)
Fred Vasseur - Partridge (Affable. Cuddly.)
Guenther Steiner - Shoebill (self-explanatory, look up a photo)
Cyril Abiteboul - Eagle Owl (something about his face is very Eagle Owl)
Micheal Italiano - Kookaburra (laughs when they shouldn't)
Zak Brown - Chicken (self-explanatory. Literally and metaphorically)
Andreas (mclaren) - Common Quail (short lifespan)
Mattia Binotto - Pigeon (wants to be as pretty and loved as Charles. Is a public nuisance instead)
Jos Verstappen - Cuckoo (Cuckoos are brood parasites, and lay their eggs in nests of birds of other species'. The cuckoo parent therefore does nothing while other birds raise their young)
tis the season!! i wanted to do a little something extra for today, and it is his holiday after all so please, enjoy this retelling of The Raven, written by Jonathan Crane about a visit from another flying burden that plagues him
Once in Gotham city, dreary, as I studied, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and villainous study of my subject, fear
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, coming dangerously near
“Tis some visitor” I muttered “who has dared to come this near –
Edward likely, Edward’s here.”
Ah distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate thought that entered left my reason not so clear.
Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow, that nobody might appear
For the rare and radiant joy, perhaps, that no one would appear
Leaving me alone to fear.
But the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each orange curtain
Thrilled me – filled me with fantastic terrors never felt sincere
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“God damn Edward, that idiot Nygma, has decided to appear
So late at night, encroaching, he is bound now to appear
How I wish he’d disappear.”
Presently my soul grew stronger, hesitating then no longer,
“Ed” said I “dear Edward, though your habits usually queer
You’ve intruded on my plotting, focused on my latest toxin
Coming to me, late this evening, uninvited, you’re right here
So out of rage, I did ignore you” – I threw open my door here
Darkness there, stoking my fear.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream sincere
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token
And the only word there spoken were the whispered words
“Do you fear?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the words,
“Fear… fear…”
Merely this, sounding so clear.
Back into my chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely” said I “surely that is someone at my window shutter
Let me see, then, what it is, and this mystery made clear –
Let my heart be still a moment, please, this mystery render clear –
It’s just Edward!” said with fear.
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flap and flutter
In there stepped that cursed Batman, donning in all his foolish gear
Not the least obeisance made he, not a minute stopped or stayed he
But with mien of demon or deity, perched on broken chandelier
Perched, the hinges rusting, on the broken chandelier
Perched with dark, perpetual sneer.
Then this fiendish man beguiling my prior fear to smiling
By the grave and stern decorum of his serious veneer
“Though your presence here is looming, I assure you there’s no glooming
Ghastly Batman, bring no doom in, though you try to domineer
So tell me, what you think you’re doing, trying hard to domineer.”
Quoth the Batman
“No more fear.”
Much I marvelled this ungainly man to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning, little relevancy here
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet could fight the power of my toxin, they adhere
Bird or beast upon this hallowed earth, cannot help but adhere
Yet for Batman, “No more fear.”
“Batman!” said I “thing of evil! Undecided man or devil!
By that city all around us, by that city filled with peers
Tell me that you really think this, that it is not just your wish this,
That I never will wreak havoc, or my horrors volunteer –
That those fools will not be ravished by the horrors, volunteer.”
Quoth the Batman, “No more fear.”
“Be that phrase our sign of parting, man or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting
“Get thee back into the skyline of that city of austere!
Leave no Batarangs as token of that lie that you have spoken!
Leave me here, no vial unbroken! Leave me never to reappear!
Take your boot from out my face, and then please never reappear!”
Quoth the Batman, “No more fear.”
And the Batman, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
Perched and crouching, waiting there upon my broken chandelier
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming, makes his presence oh so clear
And the truth of my sweet toxin and my failed plans, oh so clear