#rwby: harley quinn arc au

[howlingday]

Harley Quinn Arc AU:

Harley: Hey, Jaune, Guess who came ta visit?!

Jaune: Who?

Harley: Bud an’ Lou!

Jaune: *Gasps* Really?!

Weiss: Who?

Jaune: Only the best dogs ever!

Ruby: Awww! We can’t wait to meet them!

*Cue Hyenas.*

When Weiss was told Jaune had dogs growing up, she was curious what kind of pets they were. The answer was always vague when she asked.

"They're the kind that eat everything."

"They liked to tug at my clothes."

"Mom always called them my brothers, even though they're technically older than me."

She expected large dogs, much larger than Zwei. An aggressive breed, too, if they had a lack of boundaries. Add in they treated him like one of their own, she assumed they were something like a pitbull, or a husky.

"WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!" Weiss shrieked, watching as the wild beasts tore at Jaune's clothes.

"Hey, hey!" Jaune laughed. "Watch the hoodie, guys!"

Jaune began to run down the halls, chased by the clawing and nipping beasts that chased him. Jaune stopped and jumped around, spreading his arms to look bigger. He quickly tossed off his hoodie, exposing his chest as he ran past the wild animals, laughing as the chase began again.

"I'm glad ta see he learnt ta keep his pants on." Harley smiled.

"Wh-What?!" Weiss looked to his mother.

"Oh, yeah. When he was growin' up in my home, he an' Bud an' Lou ran round butt naked." She noticed the look she got. "He was four. Kids, ya know?"

"Wow!" Ruby watched the Jaune run. "What are they?"

"Those are hyenas." Harley crouched, pointing at the animals. "The purple one's Bud, an' the green one's Lou. I got 'em from my ex."

"Jaune's dad?" Ruby asked.

"Father, sweetie." Harley said. "That monsta has no right ta call Jaune his son."

"Hey! Hey!" Jaune shouted. "My pants are off limits! Stop it!"

A loud shredding sound followed, and Jaune clamber to his feet, in naught more than his underwear, sock, and shoes. He took a deep breath.

"You guys want to play rough?" The hyenas began backing away. "Then let's play rough!" Jaune charged after the hyenas, now the hunter in their game of predator-prey.

---------------------------------------------------

"Look out!" Coco shouted, pulling Velvet close to her. Two spotted beasts barreled past them, almost knocking Velvet over.

"Th-Thank you, Coco." Velvet exhaled. "You can let go of me now."

"No problem, Bun-Bun." Coco smiled, letting go. "What are those things, and what are they doing in Beacon?"

"BUUUUUD! LOOOOOU!" The two girls turned their heads to see a very angry, and very nearly nude Jaune Arc stampeding through the halls. "GET BACK HERE, YOU TWO!"

"Coco?"

"Yeah, Velvet?"

"H-Hold me." Velvet fell and Coco caught her.

#rwby #rwby au #rwby: harley quinn arc au #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #mama harley au

[novankenn]

"Jaune Gets A Gun AU" Somewhere in Vale... Part Deux

Inspired by @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON

Junior: What the Fuck, Neo?!?!? Call her off!

Harley (Annoyed) : Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!

Junior: I don't know who the fuck you're talking about!

Junior dodges under a wild swing that shatters the mirror wall at the back of his bar. Ever since the encounter with that blond huntresses-in-training, Junior's boys had been a little gun shy, and that was proving to be a serious problem as this face painted psychopath started trashing the place.

Harley (Angry) : Stand STILL!

Junior: Not happening!

Junior dove away and rolled to his feet. The twins had been taken out fast by this wacko, so Junior was having to deal with her on his own.

Harley (Calm) : Please, we NEED to find Mister J!

Junior: AND I TOLD YOU! I don't know who you are talking about!

Harley (Annoyed) : He's blond, sweet, kind tall, a knight, or dresses like one...

Harley (Aroused) : is going to fill us to the brim with baby-gravy...

Harley (Motherly) : That was inappropriate, Harley.

Neo just sits there laughing silently. The utter chaos of this lunatic she adopted was definitely making her look like a saint.

Harley (Embarrassed) : Sorry!

Junior: (Hiding behind a table) I'd love to help, just so I can get you to stop wrecking my club, but that description applies to what like over a thousand people. Is there ANYTHING more specific you know about him?

Harley (Calm) : Well, Mxy did tell us he's in school, training to be a slayer or something.

Junior: Slayer? Do you mean a huntsman?

Harley (Confused) : Huntsman, hunter, slayer... what's the diff?

Junior: (Still cowering behind a table) Well, Slayers don't exist unless you count movies and graphic novels... so if you Mister J is training to be a Huntsman, then maybe you should go wreck Beacon's reception area and not my club?

Haley (Confused) : Beacon? Where's that?

Junior: You are definitely not from around here, are you?

Harley (Serious) : I'm from Gotham by way of Arkham.

Junior: I have no clue what you are talking about.

Harley (Angry) : So how do I get to this Beacon?

Junior: Bullhead station near the docks.

Harley (Confused) : Bullhead? What the hell is that?

Junior looks at Neo...

Junior : Seriously?

Junior noticeably swallows when a shadow falls over him. Looking up, he sees...

Harley (Serious) : So... so... so...

Junior: So?

Harley (Serious) : Are you going to help me?

Junior: Yes?

Harley (Happy) : Excellent!

Harley (Whiny) : But I wanted to kill 'em! You've not let me kill anyone in two days!

Harley (Motherly) : Now, Now, Harley. We can't just kill everyone.

Harley (Whiny) : Why not?

Harley (Motherly) : If they're dead, they can't help us get our Mister J.

Harley (Aroused) : Without Mister J, we can't be barefoot and preggers! It just makes me so w...

Harley (Motherly) : Enough Harley.

Harley (Embarrassed) : Sorry.

Harley (Serious) : No Mister Junior, please at my convenience assist me in getting to this Beacon?

Junior: Sure. What every you say.

#Jaune and Harley... Hm... Court's Fool? #rwby #dc #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #jaune gets a gun au #neopolitan #jaune arc x harley quinn #court's fool

[madmanwonder]

Jinx: And that’s how I meet my Jauney~ *Hugging a tied up unamused Jaune Arc*

Harley: You are making mama so proud right now *Wipe a sole tear from her eye*

Jaune:…help…

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #league of legends #legend of legends shitpost #jinx league of legends #jinx lol #dc comics #dc comics shitpost #batman comics #batman comics shitpost #harley quinzel #harley quinn #crossover au #incorrect league of legends quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect dc quotes #loose chevalier (jaune arc x jinx the loose canon) #loose chevalier (jinx the loose canon x jaune arc)

[arkosandatleast40otherships]

A list of my muses by series (both male and female) as well as AUs

Muses

RWBY: Jaune Arc, Sun Wukong, Lie Ren, Neptune Vasilias, Oscar Pine, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Glynda Goodwitch, Cinder Fall, Emerald Sustrai, Winter Schnee, Willow Schnee, Summer Rose, Raven Branwen, An Ren, Kali Belladonna, Sienna Khan, Harriet Bree, Elm Ederne, Penny Polendina, Velvet Scarlatina, Neopolitan, Neon Katt, Carmine Escalados, Arrastra Skye, Dark Jade, Ivy Thickety, Khaki, Mina Lavender

My Hero Academia: Izuku Midoriya, Tenya Iida, Ochako Uraraka, Momo Yaoyorozu, Tsuyu Asui, Pony Tsunotori, Mirko, Mt Lady, Kyouka Jirou, Mitsuki Bakugou, Inko Midoriya

Persona: Ren Amamiya, Yu Narukami, Ann Takamaki, Makoto Niijima, Haru Okumura, Sumire Yoshizawa, Chie Satonaka, Yukiko Amagi, Naoto Shirogane, Kotone Shiomi, Yukari Takeba, Mitsuru Kirijo, Fuuka Yamagishi, Elizabeth

Super Mario: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Pauline, Captain Syrup, Princess Shokora, Queen Merelda

DC: Wally West, Kyle Rayner, Beast Boy, Jaime Reyes, Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Zatanna, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Supergirl, Vixen, Starfire, Raven, Livewire, Ice, Blackfire, Jessica Cruz, Aya, Hawkgirl, Wonder Girl, Cassandra Cain, Cheetah

Marvel: Peter Parker, Sam Alexander, Daniel Rand, Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, Storm, Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, Squirrel Girl, Silk, Black Cat, Rogue, Psylocke, Silver Sable, Elektra, Phoenix, Emma Frost, Kamala Kahn, Elsa Bloodstone, Shuri, Viper, Jessica Jones

Invincible: Mark Grayson, Atom Eve, Dupli-Kate

Skylanders: Stealth Elf, Hex, Sprocket, Chill, Ninjini, Smolderdash, Roller Brawl, Punk Shock, Star Strike, Tuff Luck, Head Rush, Bat Spin, Déjà Vu, Torch, Nightfall, Splat, Stormblade, Aurora, Barbella, Boom Bloom, Ember, Tidepool

Yandere Simulator: Taro Yamada, Ayano Aishi, Osana Najimi, Amai Odayaka, Kizana Sunobu, Oka Ruto, Asu Rito, Muja Kina, Mida Rana, Osoro Shidesu, Megami Saikou, Kuroko Kamenaga, Akane Toriyasu, Aoi Ryugoku, Shiromi Torayoshi, Ryoba Aishi, Midori Gurin, Kokona Haruka, Saki Miyu, Sakyu Basu, Inkyu Basu

Danganronpa: Makoto Naegi, Hajime Hinata, Shuichi Saihara, Kyoko Kirigiri, Junko Enoshima, Kaede Akamatsu, Maki Harukawa, Aoi Asahina, Miu Iruma, Mukuro Ikusaba, Mikan Tsumiki, Sonia Nevermind, Peko Pekoyama, Ibuki Mioda, Chiaki Nanami

The Legend of Zelda: Link (Champion of the Wild), Link (Hero of Twilight), Zelda (Link Between Worlds), Zelda (Twilight Princess), Hilda, Mipha, Urbosa, Impa (Age of Calamity), Impa (Hyrule Warriors), Twili Midna, Cia, Linkle

AUs

Law AU: Muse A (in the role of the police officer) catches Muse B (in the role of the criminal), but Muse B talks Muse A into intimacy

Fantasy AU: Muse A (in the role of the bard of the party) had decided to go into the domain of Muse B (as the ruler of the demons), due to the natural seduction that had helped Muse A survive up to this point, Muse B is helpless to deny Muse A of their lewd desires

Celebrity AU: Muse A (in the role of the fan) had gotten the opportunity to meet their idol, Muse B (in the role of the Celeb), after their event, and the fun begins backstage

College AU: Muse A (in the role of the Professor) has Musa B (in the role of the student) stay after class, and Muse B ends up as Muse A’s TA

Coffee Shop AU: Muse A (in the role of the customer) had arrived to the local Coffee Shop, when Muse B (in the role of the Baristo/Barista) had given them their coffee and a proposal to romance/lust, which gets requited.

Justice AU: Muse A (in the role of the superhero/heroine) had gotten captures my Muse B (in the role of the supervillain/villainess), but Muse B falls victim to the charisma of Muse A

Royal AU: Muse A (in the role of a royal figure) is away in foreign affairs, where they have a 1 night stand with Muse B (in the role of the individual whom isn’t royal)

Convention AU: Muse A (as the famous person) is paid to be a special guest for a piece of media Muse B (as the convention attendee) really likes, Muse B secretly even lusts over Muse A, when Muse A lets it slip that he has been looking for some companionship, where Muse B jumps at that opportunity

[howlingday]

Mamma Harley Arc AU:

Harley psychologically picks apart RWBY and NPR when they doubt her Psychological skills.

"I gotta say, ya got some crazy friends, Jaune." Harley said as she picked up a green bean. "Kinda makes yer momma proud."

"Really?" Jaune asked. "They seem pretty normal to me."

"Well, from what I can tell, ya got a child prodigy with a bit of a hero complex, a rich girl cravin intimate connection since her family hardly gave her any, a guilt-ridden cat friend who's first instinct is to go all in and second is ta run away, and a big sista tyin ta laugh covah up her abandonment issues."

"Wait." Jaune blinked. "Who?"

Harley rolled her eyes. "Yer neighbors, honey." She stabbed into her macaroni and cheese. "And then there's ya team, which is an athlete so immersed in her professional life, she's strugglin to connect with anyone, and yer only guy friend is strugglin with his own past."

"Ren?" Jaune shook his head. "No way. Ren's as calm as they come."

"That's just his covah, honey." Harley chewed through her chicken. "He's got a lot of trauma behind those eyes."

"Wait..." Jaune tapped his fingertips. "That's only six. What about Nora?"

"Ah, ah, ah, Jaune." Harley waved her finger. "Doctah-patient confadentiality."

#rwby #rwby au #rwby: harley quinn arc au #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #jaune arc #jaune quinn au #mama harley au

[howlingday]

Momma Harley Arc AU:

James: Oh no… HER!

Harley: IS THAT JIMMY METAL-ROD?! JIMBO! LONG TIME NO SEE!! HOW’RE THE NEW METAL BITS HOLD’N UP?!

James: NOPE!

*Turns and runs.*

"Your mom knows General Ironwood?" Blake asked, watching as the General of Atlas turn tail and run while Jaune's mother charged with gusto after him.

Jaune nodded. "He did business with my uncle a few times. At one point, they were talking about enrolling me in Atlas for a deal." He chuckled. "Uncle Bruce got an earful, and, uh, General Ironwood got a chest full."

"Chest full?" Blake continued watching as Beacon faculty and Atlas specialists struggled to pull the woman off the headmaster. "Jaune, who is your uncle?"

"Uncle Bruce?" Jaune replied. "Bruce Wayne. He's in charge of computers or something."

"And electronics."

"Huh?"

"And weapons. And vehicles. And technology. And pretty much anything else that makes you the richest man in the world."

Jaune blinked. "That explains my birthday presents."

#rwby #rwby au #rwby: harley quinn arc au #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #james ironwood #jaune arc #blake belladonna #jaune quinn au #mama harley au

[howlingday]

Harley Quinn Arc AU:

Harley gives Pyrrha a make over, in the form of her OWN jester-like uniform. How does Jaune react?

"An a little more eye shadow, and..." Harley flicked the brush over Pyrrha's eye lid. "Done! Viola!" Harley produced a mirror and Pyrrha looked at her new face.

Staring back was an entirely different her. Ruby lips went over her actual lips and curled into a cheeked smile. Her usual green eye shadow exploded in both size and color, as a much more vibrant green made the green in her eyes pop more. All else around on her face was a pale, pasty white.

"It looks... good?" Pyrrha wasn't sure, but she didn't want to seem impolite.

"Trust me, it'll look even betta when ya put on the costume.

---------------------------------------------------

"Has anyone seen Pyrrha?" Jaune asked, walking to the group in the courtyard. "I haven't seen her all day."

"She's with you mom." Nora answered.

"Mom?" He paled. "Oh no!"

"An what's dat supposed ta mean?" He heard his mother behind him. "Jus because yer a little olda doesn't mean I can't still spank ya!" Jaune blushed in embarrassment, then for another reason as he turned around. "Say hello ta the new and personally improved Pyrrha Nikos!"

Pyrrha had gotten a complete makeover. Her face was all white with green and red accents that drew his attention to her eyes and lips. It was a gaudy look, but Pyrrha made it work. Her armor had been swapped out with a green leather with black accents and bronze plating as the armor. In her hands, she nervously held a mallet twice her size.

"So, whattaya think?" Harley asked.

Jaune gulped at his partner standing in front of him with two red pigtails dangling aside her head. "Uh, I, uh..." Jaune turned away. "I's gotta go! I'll sees yous guys laytah!"

"He hates it." Pyrrha sighed.

"I dunno." Harley smiled. "Jaune only talks like that when he's feelin' emotional. Usually angry, or scaired, but sometimes when he gets all excited ovah somethin he likes."

Pyrrha smiled. "So, he likes it?"

"Actually," Harley looked at her sprinting son, "I think he really likes it."

#rwby #rwby au #rwby: harley quinn arc au #harleen quinzel #harley quinn #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #jaune arc #jaune quinn au #arkos #mama harley au

[howlingday]

Mamma Harley Arc AU:

Nora: So… You use a giant hammer?

Harley: Yeah.

Nora: And you like it when things blow up?

Harley: Uh-Doy!

Nora: … Can you be my mom?

Nora laid back on the comfy couch. Beacon's Headmaster, Ozpin, was kind enough to allow Harley the room while performing what liked to call "on the spot therapy". This was common in her wilder years, usually in the back of a squad car after a failed heist. Criminal psychology was her bread and butter, but you had to learn the others to get a full course meal out of your work.

"Now, lay back, relax, an' tell doctah' Harley all ya poblems." She clicked her pen. "Let's start with ya childhood. As far back as you can remember."

"Well, I grew up in a small village in Mistral." Nora began. "It was just me and my mom, and we didn't have anything. We might as well have been homeless, even if we had a roof over our heads."

"And what was ya mothah like?" Harley asked, scribbling into her notepad. "Was she a loving mothah?" Nora was quiet for a moment. "It's okay, take ya time."

Nora took a deep breath. "I thought she was. She took care of me. Tucked me in, fed me, and took care of me when I was sad. But then..." Nora tensed, taking a deep, shaky breath.

"Here, kid." Harley hand Nora a box of tissues. Nora blew into a tissue as tears welled in her eyes. "Don't hold back, just let it all out."

"Th-then the Grimm attacked, a-and they killed everyone." She blew her nose again, heaving breaths as she relived that awful time of her life. "A-And Mom j-just abandoned me! I -I watched her r-run ahead without me, and I cried, and I cried, b-but she never looked back for me."

"Nora?" The girl looked up to the woman. "Do ya want a hug?" Nora quickly nodded her head, and felt the motherly embrace of the psychiatrist.

"I... I just don't know what I did wrong!" Nora sobbed into Harley's shoulder. "W-What kind of a mother abandons her child?"

Harley was quiet, stroking the girl's back. Swallowing a hard lump, she answered. "Awful muthahs. Horrible, awful people." Harley pulled away from Nora. "But ya made it here, alive and happy. Ya mother may have abandoned you, and yes, ya lost her, but she's the one who lost something more important. She lost the chance to see the beautiful and intelligent woman ya growin up ta be. An without her, ya came here an made so many friends to take her place a hundred fold." Harley smiled. "So don' give her a second thought."

Nora sniffed, then blew into another tissue. "Thank you, Ms. Harley."

"Oh, pshaw!" Harley hugged the girl. "Jus Harley is fine, sweetie. Now, if ya eva need someone ta talk to, here's my numbah. Call me whenever, and if ya can't get ta me, jus leave a message."

"Thanks, Harley." Nora stood up. "I'm gonna go hang out with my friends."

"Have fun, sweetie!" Once Nora left, Harley walked over and shut the door. She locked it, and shoved the couch into the door knob. She sat down.

'W-What kind of a mother abandons her child?!'

"Me..." Harley sobbed into her hands. "I'm the kinda muthah who would do that..."

#rwby #rwby au #rwby: harley quinn arc au #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #nora valkyrie #mama harley au

[howlingday]

RWBY Harley Quinn Arc AU:

Harley: Oh, Jaune! I can’t wait for you ta meet Pammy!

Jaune: I know, you’ve been saying that all day… by the way, what’s she like?

Harley: Oh, she’s just the BEST! She’s smart, and pretty, and green, and-

Jaune: Wait, what was that?

Harley: She’s smart? She’s like a… Plant doctor… A body-nist, I think?

Jaune: No, the other thing.

Harley: She’s pretty? I mean, she’s not jus’ pretty, she is SMOK’N!

Jaune: That’s not what I-

Harley: OH! Which reminds me… don’t do noth’n to no plants!

Jaune: WHAT?!

Harley: Don’t STEP on any plants, don’t BURN any plants, don’t EAT any Plants, Don’t DISS any plants, it’s this whole thing!

Jaune: …

Harley: But yeah, you’re gonna LOVE her!

"Ugh, look at this courtyard." Pamela grimaced as she walked along Beacon's stone path. "These beautiful plants should grow, and they're just letting students and faculty just stomp over all of it."

"I'm sorry, Aunt Pam." Jaune sighed.

"It's not your fault, Jaune. It's..." Pamela sighed. "You are human, but that doesn't mean you're guilty of the same crimes as them."

"R-Right." Jaune grimaced. "Uh, w-well, I've been training, and sometimes I have drink a green protein shake."

"That's... That's perfectly fine, Jaune." Pamela tensed. "But maybe next time eat some meat instead."

"I can assure you, the protein is perfectly fine." Ren chimed in, drinking from his water. "I grow the ingredients myself, and reuse the seeds in the garden they grow in."

"Th-That's good, right, Aunt Pam?" Jaune timidly smiled.

"It's a start."

Harley couldn't look at the two as they awkwardly conversed. Jaune always walked on eggshells around Pam, especially when he was much younger. Funny enough, though, was before he learned about her disgust of humanity, he had the cutest crush on her. He would give her plastic flowers, since she hated real ones that were picked, and at one point tried to kiss her. Thankfully, Harley caught him before he could, and had Pammy give him the same serum she gave her.

The only thing more awkward, though, was what Harley intended with Pam being here. So far, it had only been her and Bats on this side, and now Harley was introducing Jaune to another side of her life.

"Jaune, sweetie?" Her son looked at her, followed by everyone else. Ugh, the stage fright... "There's, uh, a reason Auntie Pam is visitin you today. It's uh..."

Pamela slid her hand over Harley's, and she felt her finger twine with hers. Jaune saw this, and looked at his mother's expression of embarrassment. She took a deep breath.

"Ya see, the truth is... Auntie Pam an I are, uh..." She sighed. "We're datin, sweetie."

She watched as Jaune's eyes widen. Fear? Suprise? She gulped as he opened his mouth...

Then sighed when it stretched into a big, goofy smile.

"I'm so happy for you guys!" Jaune hugged his mother, and wrapped an arm around Pammy, too. He pulled away, wiping a tear. "How? When?"

"A couple a months." Harley answered. "I was stayin at her place, we started talkin, and now we're, uh, spendin' time togetha."

"Jaune," Pam spoke, "you don't have to think of me as a mother. I won't force you to-" She grunted as she felt him squeeze his meaty arms around her frame. "And you're hugging me!"

"It's okay, Auntie Pam!" Jaune said. "I just want Mom to be happy."

"I..." Pam wrapped her arms around her girlfriend's son, smiling. "I want that, too."

#rwby #rwby au #harleen quinzel #rwby: harley quinn arc au #harley quinn #pamela isley #poison ivy #jaune arc #lie ren #jaune quinn au #mama harley au

[howlingday]

Mamma Harley Arc AU:

Jaune is strapped down to a chair, being interrogated by his Uncle Bruce to coax the Joker side of him out while his friends are watching from the other side of 1 way glass

Jaune's Somber Delivery

Once Bruce arrived on Remnant, he tracked down Jaune using the nanites in his system. This led him to an unowned farmhouse outside the city of Vale. It had been maintained and used by the city as a Halloween haunted house, retelling ghost stories and using the barn as a sort of "party" location for dancing and refreshments while the house was repurposed for haunted effects.

In his Batsuit, he made short work of ambushing Jaune, who had been in the basement, trying to recreate Joker Toxin. Jaune's condition was getting worse, but thankfully he didn't have nearly enough ingredients to simulate the effects.

Batman had been careful in knocking Jaune unconcious. When Harley arrived with Ozpin and the police, she begged him to keep Jaune safe while she and Batman destroyed any trace of the lab. Ozpin agreed, and took Jaune to the police interrogation room, keeping him monitored at all times until Batman arrived.

The time was 4:02 in the morning, and Jaune woke up to a horrible nightmare.

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'Jaaaaune~!' A voice cooed in his ears.

"M-Mom?" His mother often did voices when he was growing up. It was a voice he never heard, but felt it was familiar, so he thought it was her doing a voice. "Mom?"

'Guess again, Junior.' The voice replied. 'Wakey-wakey! It's time you met your new best friend.'

Jaune stirred, but noticed he couldn't move anything except his head. His hands were shackled behind his back, and his legs to the floor and the chair he was seated in. Looking up, he was blinded by the light and winced. Then a shadow casted over him and blocked the light.

"Jaune Arc." His heart stopped at the shadow's voice.

He remembered a story his mother told him when he misbehaved. She warned him of a man who lurked in the shadows and preyed on those who would misbehave. A bogeyman that made Jaune quake in fear whenever his mother warned him of the consequences of doing wrong.

'If you don' behave, eventually da Batman is gonna getcha!'

"Answer me, Jaune Arc." Batman spoke, his voice grim and intimidating.

"B-Batman..." Jaune shivered.

"You have a lot to answer for, Jaune Arc." Jaune gulped. "And I expect you to answer me every single time."

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Ozpin, Glynda, and Harley watch from the other side of the glass. It was always strange for Harley to be on this side. Even when Gordon hired her for official police business, it felt off that she was on the side not being watched.

"I'm... I'm sorry it had to be this way, Doctor Quinn." Ozpin spoke.

Harley didn't answer. She kept her eyes on her little boy as he shivered under the intimidating gaze of the man behind the mask. It was a bittersweet feeling for her. Positive note was Harley got to see that her son listened to her from a young age. Negative note, however, was she saw how well those stories worked on her son.

"Can I get you anything?" Professor Goodwitch offered as she stood next to Ozpin.

"Hot chocolate." Harley answered. "With graham cracker an two cinnamon sticks." She didn't take her eyes off the glass. "Leave the whipped cream in the can."

Nodding, Professor Goodwitch stepped out, leaving Harley alone with Ozpin to watch her son's interrogation.

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"Oh, Professor Goodwitch." Ren perked up.

"Is Jaune okay?" Pyrrha asked.

"Who was that creepy guy in the onesie?" Nora asked.

Professor Goodwitch ignored them all, swiftly moving down the hall to the rest of the police station. The team slumped back into their seats. Ren returned to reading his magazine while Pyrrha stared at the two doors with Nora.

"Do you think she knows him?" Nora asked.

"The man in the black suit?" Nora nodded at Pyrrha. "I don't think so. He's someone Doctor Quinn knows, though."

"Do you think he's Jaune's uncle?" Nora asked.

"If he is, it would explain a lot." The two looked to Ren. "Remember Jaune's 'The Huntsman' phase?"

"Yeah, I remember!" Nora giggled.

Pyrrha sighed. "I don't think even him or the Red Huntress can compare to him, though. It's hard to describe, but..."

"He has a lot of anger inside him." Ren said. "He's definitely a dangerous opponent if we fought him."

"I just hope he's helping Jaune." Pyrrha said.

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"ANSWER ME!" Batman roared. "WHAT WERE YOU DOING THAT BASEMENT?!"

"I- I don't know!" Jaune cowered, tears in his eyes. "I swear, I don't know! I just woke up!" Batman kicked the table, making it, and Jaune, jump. "Please! I don't know! I swear-!"

"SWEAR TO ME!" Batman roared in his face.

"I'M JUST DOING WHAT I'M TOLD!" Jaune sobbed. The room filled with the sounds of his heaving an sniffling. "I just... I don't know what happened. I went to bed last night, and when I woke up, I was in here." Batman grabbed his collar. "No, please!"

"Hey, no hands, Bat-Brain!"

"Harley, NO!" Batman whirled his head to the glass.

"M-Mom?" Jaune looked behind Batman. "Mom! Help me!"

'That's it. There's mommy.' The voice whispered. 'Go ahead. Call for mommy. Beg for her to help."

"Mom! Please, help me!" Batman raised his fist high in the air, ready to strike!

But then stopped. Looking down at the teenage boy, he saw the same blue eyes he saw when he visited Remnant. He faltered for a moment, but it was enough to make Jaune pass out.

Bruce watched as Jaune's head lolled back, his terrified, blue eyes rolling back. His eyelids fluttered to life shortly after and a wide grin grew across his face. A horrible, disgusting, sickening, and all too familiar giggle escaped his lips.

"Ah, ah, ah~!" Jaune snicked. "That's right, Batsy. No touching the bear cub while momma's watching." Jaune threw his head back, cackly wildly.

Batman let go of Jaune and turned to Harley behind the mirror.

"Hello, mommy~!" Jaune called past Batman. "I'd like to come out now! I'm all tuckered out from my play date with Batman~!" Jaune giggled.

The intercom clicked and whined as Harley's voice echoed throughout their tiny room.

"...Do it, Bats."

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Batman turned around and threw his cape up high. As it descended, the sound of bone cracking filled the rooms. He stepped away, showing Jaune's unconcious body as his head sagged down, blood dribbling from his mouth. A broken jaw. An instant knockout. Jaune would wake up in pain and would have to be closely monitored, but he was alive.

"...I'm sorry, Harley."

The door opened as Professor Goodwitch returned with two mugs of hot chocolate, a stack of graham crackers, two cinnamon sticks, and can of whipped cream.

Harley shoved the woman aside, taking the can of whipped cream with her as she stormed past the kids waiting outside. A police officer tried to stop her, and Harley punched them in the face. Officers swarmed over Harley, and she knocked them all back like they were nothing.

Compared to Gotham cops, they were.

She was about to strike her sixth cop when her arm stopped mid-swing. She turned, swinging her can of whipped cream right into Batman's face. The can dented, but didn't break, and Batman remained unharmed. She reared back to swing again, but had been restrained as Batman wrapped his arms around her.

She struggled for a bit, then dropped the can, wrapping her arms around the Dark Knight and sobbing into him. She hated him for what he did, but she hated herself even more for letting it happen.

But the one person she could never hate was her baby boy.

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"How about... Vert?" Harley asked as she sat in bed at Gotham General Hospital, a baby boy cooing in her arms. She shook her head. "Nah, dat sounds like a truck. How about... Blank?" The baby just squirmed. "Yeah, dat don' sound good, neither."

She rounded names off in her head. She wanted to name him something fancy and colorful. Her son wasn't going to introduce himself as something as bland and boring as Chuck Quinn. She looked to her left at the "French for Flunkies" open to a color wheel, a french word next to each color.

Suddenly, she was blinded as a golden light shined on the page. She looked away to her son, who was smiling at the funny face his mother made. Her heart melted. He was like a sunshine in her life. She looked to the book again.

"Jon-E?" Harley read, then looked at the pronunciation. "Oh, Jaune." She smiled at his name. "Jaune." She looked at her baby. "Jaune Quinzel," she cooed, "a perfect name fer da perfect baby."

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[howlingday]

Momma Harley Arc au:

There’s no way Harley doesn’t have stories about jaune when he was a kid that would embarrass the living hell out of him so who better to tell em to then good ol pyrrha!

"An here's Jaune runnin' round wit Bud n' Lou." Harley pointed to the stark naked boy jumping in the air with the two hyenas. "I got a lotta dirty looks from the otha muthas an dog ownas."

"Ha ha! Naked Jaune!" Nora guffawed.

"Heehee! Look at his butt!" Ruby giggled, as Yang gave a smug grin at Jaune as he was dying of embarrassment. This was actually killing him.

For some reason, today of all days, Jaune's mother decided to visit with his baby pictures. There were photos of him naked, him crying, him crying and naked. There was even a photo of him in the tub, crying because of the shampoo bottle his mom bought for him.

All the while, the two teams hawked over the photo album, with his mother behind them all. Ren and Blake were at her sides, choosing to not sit down, with Nora and Yang leaning close to their respective hands. Ruby and Nora held the book, and Weiss sat on the other side of Nora, pointing at specific photos and getting his mom to explain why he was sobbing in them.

Pyrrha sat next to him, patting his back. She wanted to see them, and had even been the one who suggested it to his mother. She thought it would be a unique bonding experience for her and her partner, but she wasn't expecting his friends to be invited.

She would have to make it up to him somehow.

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[howlingday]

Harley Quinn Arc au:

How about we have Alfred visit

"Master Quinn," Alfred approached the blond boy on the floor, scribbling crayons into a book, "might I ask what you are doing?"

"Coloring." Jaune answered, not looking up.

"And what, pray tell, are you coloring in?"

"A coloring book."

"Really?" Alfred knelt down. "Might I see?"

Jaune nodded and handed the book to Alfred. Just as he feared; it was an old cookbook gifted by Mrs. Falcone, one of the few "gifts" from the family not doubled in intent as a bribe. As he looked at the red and yellow flowers on green vines Jaune drew around the words, the clock chimed.

"Ah, four pm." Alfred looked to Jaune. "Is there anything the young master Quinn is craving tonight?"

"Mm..." Jaune hummed as he thought. "Pizza cake!"

"Pizza cake?" Alfred looked to the cookbook, and noticed a red heart around the lasagna picture. "Ah, of course. Would you care to assist me, Master Quinn?"

Jaune excitedly nodded and stood to his feet. He held out his hand, and Alfred took his tiny fingers in his hand. He reminded him of a much younger Bruce Wayne, in his early adventurous years, when the family was much happier.

The boy's mother would be home with Master Wayne soon, and they would no doubt be elated to know of young Master Quinn's assistance. Alfred was already smiling at the thought.

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"Hello, Mister Pennyworth."

"Master Quinn." Alfred smiled. "It has been too long." As he shut the door behind Jaune, led by Master Bruce and Miss Quinn, Alfred let out a sigh. "So long in fact, you seem to have forgotten my name."

"Huh?" Jaune turned to the old friend. "Isn't your last name Pennyworth?"

"Indeed, it is." Alfred continued to smile. "But what do my friends call me?"

"Alfred." Jaune hugged the older gentleman, and Alfred returned all the same.

"Dinner tonight will be the Master Quinn specialty." Alfred announced as he stepped away. "Pizza cake."

Jaune chuckled. "Do you need any help?"

"No, I should be able to do it alone."

"May I help anyways?"

"As eager as in your youth, Master Quinn." Alfred nodded. "Come. You are always welcome in my kitchen."

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[howlingday]

Momma Harley au: is jaune sort of like the joker in Batman beyond? If so, can I get him in scene where he's talking to junior roman, neo , & the twins like he was with the jokers gang.

What Jaune is experiencing is more like the Joker poison from the Arkham series.

Buuuuuut, since you asked me so nicely...

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Roman: Those huntresses showed up, and we had to bail on the plan. We were able to get a little bit of dust. It's not much, but-

Jaune: Not much? It's NOTHING. Pathetic, Roman. Truly pathetic. Why, back in my day-

Neo: (Text-to-Speech) In your day

Roman: Neo...

Neo: Ever since you arrived it has been your day this and your day that

Neo: You're the youngest one here even if what you say is even true

Jaune: (Smiles) So this is the criminal underworld of Remnant? Can't say I'm too impressed.

Neo: (Turns to the group) He has us run around all night for junk we don't even need

Neo: He says he has a plan but never says anything about it

Neo: (Turns to Jaune) I

Neo: (Gets closer) WANT

Neo: (In Jaune face) OUT

CLICK!

Neo: (Looks down, Sees gun)

Jaune: If you insist, Miss Smartmouth

Neo: (Backs away) No not smart mouth

Jaune: No? You seem to have a big voice. How about we fix that?

CLICK!

Jaune: Just kidding about the big voice! (Chuckles as he waves the "BANG" flag on his gun)

Neo: (Inaudible sigh)

BANG!

Jaune: Because you never had a voice.

Neo: (Looks at her completely destroyed scroll)

Jaune: And yes, that's also how we did it back in my day. (Walks around) You know, Remnant is not so different from Gotham. We had mobsters, you have... well, mobsters. We had guns and superpowers, you... also have those. We even had a Batman, and now, so do you.

Jaune: (Smiling) But on your side now is your very own Joker, but I can't do it alone. I have to know you're with me. Will you say it for me one time?

Gang: We're with you!

Jaune: A little louder?

Gang: WE'RE WITH YOU!

Jaune: Girls?

Malachites: We're with you!

Jaune: Boys?

Roman + Junior: We're with you!

Jaune: Neo?

Neo: (Gulps, Holding her broken scroll)

Jaune: Oh, right! Mute.

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[howlingday]

Mama Harley Arc AU:

How would Harley intreact with Jaune's ship (girlfriend)?

She will be there to offer advice to her son when he asks. Nothing yet, but hopefully soon now. Once he seals the deal, she'll treat them like one of the family, and tease Jaune when he's alone with her. Their problems then become her problems, and her usual problems usually don't last longer than a few swings of her bat.

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[howlingday]

In a world where Harley is Jaune's mom, I can see him inheriting a bit of her Jersey(?) accent, but only talking like that when gets worked up over something

I also did that, but I don't even think I can find it. Time to start from scratch!

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"Aw! What's the matter, Jaune?" Cardin teased. "Do you need a nap?"

Jaune and Cardin had been going a few rounds in the sparring ring since his mother showed up. It was both a blessing and a curse.

A blessing because he loved his mother, and had happy memories of her, his Aunt Pammy, and Uncle Bruce. Seeing her again brought back all those happy memories.

However, it was also a curse because it always brought the worst out of him. He didn't know what it was, but something about his mom being near him just did something to his brain.

"Go, Jauney~!" Jaune turned to see his mother, a woman much too old for it, in a cheerleading costume. Pom-poms, short skirt, mid-riff showing tank top. This was his nightmare, and he could never wake up. "Jaune, Jaune, he's our man~! If he can't, well what's the plan~?"

'That doesn't even rhyme!' Jaune thought, clenching his eyes shut.

"Eyes on me, Jauney!" Cardin sang as he swung. Jaune flew across the ring and into the wall. His ears rang as his body tried to understand what just happened. He wastched as Cardin approached. "Aw, don't fall asleep on me now, Jauney." He turned back to his mother. "I'd hate to make you look bad in front of your smokin' babe of a mom."

Ah, there it is! That somethin in is brain.

"I mean, damn, just look at that skirt! Your dad's a lucky man if he's tappin' that every night."

Yeah. Yeah, that somethin in is brain that jus clicks off when some rat starts ogglin his ma.

"And if he isn't, I'll step in when he can't." He looked down to Jaune. I'm just sayin'. Your mom's hot."

"WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MUTHAH?!"

Jaune lept at the larger student with a feral rage, and started hitting him with his sheath. Not his sword, or his shield. Well, technically, it was his shield, but not in it's shield mode, y'know?

Anyways, Jaune just start striking as hard as he could. Any time Cardin swung at him, Jaune would pull some gymnastic stunts he never did before to get away, then jumped back in again.

"You come inta my ring! Talk about my muthah! And you didn think I'd cave yer skull in from across the yod?! I'm Jaune Ahc, ya stupid ape!" Jaune swung his foot into Cardin's face, making him roll around in pain. Jaune picked up and sheathed his word while Cardin's team picked up the injured boy. "An don't you fugget it!"

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[howlingday]

Momma Harley Arc au: what the story between Harley and Bruce for him to be an uncle?

"An you promise he'll be okay?" Harley asked, holding her sleeping son in her arms.

"He'll be safe." Bruce said, tapping away at his computer. "I found the perfect family that will keep him safe while in Remnant."

"But... how do you know?" Harley held her sleeping son close.

"The nanites in his system will allow me to keep track of his system. If he shows any signs of becoming Joker, I'll be able to track him down for treatment."

"Yer jus pissin' me off, Bats." Harley growled. "Answer my questions. What's this family like?"

Bruce pulled up a screen. A large, white house with a red shingled roof and a long, wired fence appeared. On the door-step was a man, a woman, and four daughters, all at least one year older than Jaune.

"The Arcs live in a country side farm house with enough room for twelve children. The father is a huntsman, and the mother is a computer repairwoman who often works from home. His sisters-"

"Stop. Stop." Harley said, tears falling down her face. "It's perfect." She sniffed. "Will... Will he remember me?"

"When he wakes up, he'll think you died in a car crash until he was adopted by the Arcs." Bruce replied. "I've been in contact with them, and used the Wayne No Empty Homes program to enroll him in the sytem. I'll be delivering him myself."

"Can- Can I go with you?"

"...You know the right answer to that question."

"Y-Yeah, well..." Harley smiled. "When have I ever done anything right?"

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"Bats."

"Hm?" Bruce looked up from his computer to Harley staring out the window. "Yes, Harley?"

"Thank you." She didn't look away. "For comin back for me."

"I'm sorry it had to be this way, Harley."

"I know." She smiled. "But that last week in that Arc house. Sleepin in the same bed. Makin his lunch. Teachin him ta play nice with his new sistas." She turned to face him, tears streaming down her face. "I'll neva forgive you fer makin that the happiest week of my life."

Bruce looked to the computer, monitoring Jaune's vitals. 'It's only a matter of time.'

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