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madmanwonder · 8 months

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Jaune in the DC Universe (RWBYxJustice League)

Jaune: *Look at the mirror to see a more well-groomed and cleaner version of his Rusted Knight appearance wearing a heavy set of pure pristine white and gold knight-like power armor* Huh? Why am back to my old self but more cleaner and groomed?

Jessica/Weiss: *Thinking* He look so handsome and mature with that rugged beard~💕

Jaune: *Shudder Feeling a sense of danger and urgecy he can't understand but knew he need to run and hide*

#rwby x justice league #rwby #dc universe #dc comics #green lantern comics #jaune arc #jessica cruz #weiss schnee #whiteknight #rwby knightlight #rwby teal knighthood #crossover au #crossover au shitpost #crossover shitpost #rwby shitpost #dc comics shitpost

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therealmofamorus · 8 months

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Inspired by @naughtyweiss post

Jessica and Pyrrha and Ruby Reaction to Jaune cosplaying as Johnny from Guilty Gear

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Jaune: I admit that I look pretty cool in this costume. *Look at his friends with a smile* Whatcha guys thi—!

The blonde Adonis was immediately alarmed when he saw the overwhelming sheer lust in Ruby, Jessica and Pyrrha faces as they panted hard and heavy as if they ran a entire marathon from Vale to Beacon back.

Ruby: *Lustful Drooling* I think you look good Jaune~💕

Jessica: *Squeezing her legs in heated lust* Very good. Very, very, very good~💕

Pyrrha: *Stripping out of her armor with a intense blush* B-But I think you look good without them~💕

The muscle-blound blonde Adonis begin to fear for his life and his pelvis when he saw his three female friends begin to strip out of their clothes and looking at him like a cat with a canary.

Jaune: *Scaroused* H-Help....!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #dc comics #dc comics shitpost #green lantern comics #green lantern comics shitpost #rwby smut #dc comics smut #guilty gear #johnny guilty gear #guilty gear shitpost #green lantern comics smut #jessica cruz #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #original male stud au #crossover au #imminent sex #imminent danger

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incorrectbatfam · 25 days

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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

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lovesick-joey · 2 months

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fyi your dad is a whor—

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violent138 · 4 months

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Red Hood just starts shooting at a Robin and the goons lose their shit, because that's the equivalent of asking Batman to make time in his schedule to fuck you up.

Goon: "Boss, come on, maybe let's leave the kid alone--"

Jason, snatching someone else's gun so he can keep shooting into the shadows after the first one ran out: "That's right you better run, you piece of shit! If you ever dye my hair pink again I'll fucking end you!"

Goon:

#batfamily shitposts #batkids #red hood #jason todd #dc comics #batman

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melucomarket · 5 months

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Sometimes, it be like that, yfm?

#jason todd #dick grayson #batbros #red hood #nightwing #dc comics #shitpost #dc shitpost #dc batman

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crispyliza · 1 month

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I've got you all figured out fanartists

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tampire · 2 months

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Peak Lego Batjokes posting

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shyestofhearts · 10 months

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Bruce: Has anyone seen Damian?

Dick: No...?

Duke and Damian on the roof trying to figure out if Duke can use his powers to manipulate the light enough to roast a marshmallow without a fire: I think it's working

#shitpost #dc comics #duke thomas #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily

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creepymutelilbugger · 8 months

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#196 #rule #shitpost #twitter #batman #daredevil #dc comics #marvel #muted

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adeptune01 · 5 months

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Tim: What's your toxic trait- go.

Jason: I truly believe I could win in a fight against anybody if I was mad enough- you might have the strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.

Dick: I think people would let me do literally anything if I just say "please" and look at them all nice.

Damian: Every time I get in an argument with one of you I hope I die after so the last thing you said to me will have been mean, you'll be filled with regret your whole life, and ultimately I would have won.

Tim:

Jason:

Dick:

Damian: See? Effective.

#the horrified silence #batfam #batfamily #dcu #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #damian wayne #jason todd #tim drake #dc #dc comics #dc universe #batfam shenanigans #batfam shitpost

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madmanwonder · 1 year

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Jinx: And that’s how I meet my Jauney~ *Hugging a tied up unamused Jaune Arc*

Harley: You are making mama so proud right now *Wipe a sole tear from her eye*

Jaune:…help…

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therealmofamorus · 7 months

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“Tonight…You.”

Wonder Woman to Taiyang Xiao Long

#incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #dc comics shitpost #rwby #rwby shitpost #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #taiyang xiao long #crossover au #crossover ship #tonight you meme

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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If we assume the batfam are living in 2024 and Damian is around 10 then that means he was born in 2014 and has likely never touched a DVD in his life

#damian wayne #robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #batman #dc comics #headcanon #shitpost #batposting #gen alpha

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lovesick-joey · 2 months

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he's very helpful

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violent138 · 1 month

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I think every Batkid who puts on the cowl to cover for Bruce embarrassingly undergoes the rite of passage of

a) accidentally forgetting to compensate for the ears and nearly getting taken out by door frames

b) voice crack:

Gordon: "Alright, which one of you is under there? You know what, don't answer that-" downs blood pressure meds "-just don't say anything."

Batman:...

Gordon: "Perfect."

#batman #batfamily headcanons #batfamily shenanigans #Bruce Wayne #Batfamily #Batkids #Shitposts at 3 am #dc comics #Jim Gordon

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