Imagine you're several millennia years old and learning that the Legendary Sword That Seals The Darkness not only breaks like a toothpick but is also wielded by a twink
The Legend of Vox Machina is a deeply philosophical show that asks important questions such as: “what if the Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov had a gun?”
Getting past the intro sequence: Adventure on the high seas!! Sail into the unknown! Chart every island! Fight incredible monsters!! Find your calling!!! Fuck yeah!!!!
Getting to the midway point: A once beautiful kingdom lay in ruin because your ancestors weren't strong enough to protect it. It now falls upon you to breathe life back into this world and restore it to its former glory, to succeed where your forebears failed. Good luck.
Beating the game: Let go. It's over. Hyrule is gone. The mistakes of the past cannot be undone, but the future, however bleak it may seem, can still be salvaged. This world is yours now.
Starting new game plus: These pajamas let me understand the ancient tongues.